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Post 'em
Threadly reminder to come check out this week's Items Tournament.I'll eventually get around to setting proper stages.
http://challonge.com/Items01
Best character
Most respectable main
Why the fuck is Cloud in this game
>>135100316
Pick a different main. I have the same problem with Kirby and Doc.
>>135100439
Yes, yes Mewtwo is.
Nice regulars:
Kinuski
Zmazh
Ty
Peridot
Alice
Pher
Falafei
Jacob
Generally chill, helpful, and are fun to play against
Chronic shitposters:
Chazo
Anti-Chazo
Penta
Panchito
Falkore
Chronos
Jakejazz
Kokonoe
Krakhead
Index
Need to leave immediately
Ded:
FOE
Kami
Demitus
Keykeyy
Barst
Tag
Wozzler
RIP
>>135100771
>tfw not on the list
>>135100771
>Zmazh
>Ty
>Pher
>Falafei
>Jacob
>>135100806
This isn't funny. Never was, never will be.
>>135100771
>tfw not on the list
Reminder that friday is the PM netplay tournament. Join if you're interested.
http://challonge.com/RevivalOfvpm1
>>135100771
>Anti-Chazo
This list is outdated
>go on FG as pink Falcon with name "GRABMAN"
>do nothing but dash grab
>win more matches than if I actually tried
Why is he so braindead?
>>135100937
nnid wozzler
i laughed
>>135101053
>play smash 4
>win 9/10 games
Why is this game so braindead?
>>135100771
>no hoody
>no mcfag
>no pame
>no stef
>no tfwnotonthelistfag
>CHAZO
disregard old list
>>135101213
>play life
>don't win anything
Thanks Sakurai
>>135100975
>>135101320
Update it
>>135100771
>tfw not on the list
>>135101459
>>135100953
>>135100806
We heard you the first time. Just stop.
Why does Charizard randomly have Sheik's fair?
>>135100771
>tfw not on the list
>>135100771
>jazz
>foe
>kami
>demitus
>wozzler
what an outdated list
>chronos
oh no he puts a name on when looking for matches for better communication amd matchmaking
>check out own fighter records
>B-B-B-BONER!!
everytime
>>135101581
Why not?
That and his jab are literally the only good things he has.
>>135101639
Chronos namesfags in and out of games and really is a shitposter.
>>135101320
>pameWHY
>>135101639
He also made a big dramatic attentionwhore post about how he killed the Discord yet still participates and circlejerks in one
>>135101951
Him and Hoody literally have a love-hate relationship.
>>135101320
>tfw not on the list
>>135102125
We heard you the first time.
>>135102257
Reminder that /ssbg/ will have another 3DS Tournament Weekend
Singles at March 19th:
http://challonge.com/PovertyTourney9
Doubles at March 20th:
http://challonge.com/ssbgdubs3
If you don't have a partner for dubs, just enter with a level 9CPU and search for a partner later at the thread (or a player that got eliminated)
Join now.
Also, 3DSfags, don't give a fuck about the "only Wii U" players, some of them are just a bunch of shitters that couldn't even pass the second round of tourney if they enter.
Any falco tips? Does he have any combos or should i just kill myself?
Playing Corrin feels like cheating.
Except I don't feel as guilty as I hope people feel when they make me want to get off Mr. Mario's uptilt and upair wild ride.
>>135102334
>>135100771
wozzler isnt dead
>>135100771
>tfw not on the list
>>135101886
no
>>135101984
BASED CHRONOS
>>135101053
it was probably alpharad. anyways, whats wrong witb a grabman?
>>135102831
>being this insistent on wanting to be on a list
>>135102647
Do this.
The whiffed meteor is the most important part.
>>135102501
>I literally have the inability to play a single one of them let alone with decent connection on 3DS but let me tell you they probably maybe suck!
This is the weakest trash talk I've seen in /ssbg/ since forever
>Mained WFT, Kirby, and Lucas for the longest time
>Haven't played WFT in a month and a half
>Keep on doing the same mistakes I was doing while learning her/him, notably forgetting the funky angle of my forward air.
Bah. At least my Robin game improved.
>>135102647
>mfw Falco VS Corrin
I fucking hate Sakurai, this MU is impossible
>>135103792
Your Robin hasnt won any tournaments, unlike Nairo's Robin
>>135103792
WFT/Robin ditto me.
>>135104354
Damn, who pissed in your mug?
3DS anyone?
2122-7933-7145
Help this DHD shitter git gud
>>135104297
Apply yourself nigga, it's entirely doable
looks like MVD still hasn't recovered from his taunt to get bodied combo that he received from pinkfresh if his twitter is anything to go byanyone have the oddshot?
Looking for games again. Starting to not care with who but other Australians are preferred.
>>135104507
short haired Lucina makes me feel strange
>>135100806
>>135100953
>>135101459
>>135101638
>>135102125
>>135102831
friendly reminder
>>135104354
That would be because I am a self-admitted casual scrub :^)
>>135104626
I've never played anyone from /ssbg/ before and I am afraid I would be easy pickings since my whole versus lineup is either input-laggy For Glory randumbs or two people who regularly body me with Bowser/Ganondorf/CF.
>>135105149
sakuyadorf is true neutral but hes a mod in chazo's stream so it makes me want to remove him from steam
>>135104670
No it's not, Corrin shits all over Falco. On-top of being a disjoint character, she's faster, has less lag, and more kill moves.
>>135105252
Sorry, I mean my whole versus *experience
>>135105431
he's a mod because chazo wants to make him one of his men
>>135105495
>Corrin's a better character so the matchup is impossible
That's not how it works.
>>135105252
Don't be afraid to play people here.
>>135105495
>No it's not
I mean the matchup is tilted in Robin's favor but I never thought it was "impossible"
She gets easy combos and easy kills buts its not like she dominates him in neutral. She just has a free punish game on him.
>>135105149
how come people always forget about rakyy being a massive shitposter?
>>135105149
Better watch out, tfwnotonlist guy could strike at any moment
>>135105734
Oh Im retarded I thought we was talking about Robin vs Falco
Better watch out, kokonoe's butt could strike at any moment now! Here (s)he comes!
>>135106081
Kokonoe is a man
Better watch out, an awkward and cringeworthy conversation on IRC between you and Panchito's ex-gf could strike at any moment now! Here it comes!
>>135105495
You're forgetting that Falco has a disjoint too. A well-timed down b can fuck with dragon lunge/shorthops and give you some space, it even has a chance to trip if Corrin's on the ground.
>>135104653
Where my /poorfags/ at?going to be hosting shortly
>>135106081
Yes please.
>>135106254
fuck off already
Better watch out, GRAND DAD could strike at any moment now! Here he comes with a yabba dabba doo daa old time!
>>135106390
NO YOU
Better watch out, Chazo's new non-tuesday community-splitting tournaments could strike at any moment! Here he comes!
watch out for better watch out guy he could strike at any moment
>>135106563
Chazo isn't doing Tuesday tournaments anymore?
Better watch out, EE's dad who abandoned him at childhood could strike at any moment in hopes of rekindling his relationship with his now spiteful and succesful son! Here he comes!
>>135106563
I'm joining Rex's fun tourney
>>135106714
Course I still am, but for the sake of not hosting tournaments on the same day as someone else, Im just moving them to another free day.
Maybe ask me yourself instead of random people
is panchito the best player here?
>>135106837
Is it true you made the original items tournament for shits and giggles only for it to backfire?
>>135106837
fuck off chazo no one likes you here why don't you understand this?
>>135106837
>>135106760
That was just uncalled for.
>>135107297
Panchito one when
>>135105115
C'mon, really? Don't make me go back to all the nips on FG. No-one's interested?
>>135107604
Panchito posts in a nutshell
1. Asks for games
2. Spergs out when you call something he likes shit
I'm trying to think of a R.O.B. themed name for my pet in this one MMORPG I play. Any suggestions?The pet in question is a little space ship that flies around shooting lasers at stuff. It even evolves based on it's level, so it starts out as a tiny drone and eventually looks like this awesome fighter ship.
Also, R.O.B. mains WW@?
>>135100551
Fun.
>>135106943
Long as there aren't any large bodies of water nearby.
>>135107926
R.O.B.
>>135108196
This
>>135107926
B.O.B.
>>135107926
S.O.B.
>>135107771
I would but I'm yuropoor and I doubt our connection would be good from halfway across the world.
>59 entrants
>2 days
>1.5k viewers
> $ 4K Pot Bonus
Is this the biggest tournament blunder of 2016 so far?
>>135107926
L.G.B.O.T.
Laser/Grenade/Ballistics/Ordnance Toy :^)
>>135108627
>>1.5k viewers
Just shows the power of random traffic on twitch
>>135107926
What game?
>>135108627
No, Dota's Shanghai Major blew that one way out of the water for blunder-measures.
>>135108143
http://www.hitbox tv/hitboxarena
Do or di (Ft, anti,hyuga,nairo,dabuz,salem,6wx0
in other news ito defeated zinoto and m2k to win shuffle 8
Finally out of FG Hell
Feels great mang
>>135109503
>tripfagging
>attention whoring
>blogposting
fuck off
>>135109584
>hyuga shitting on anti
based toon link
>>135109392
Why is it on hitbox? Is there PM?
>>135109503
>tripfagging
>attention whoring
>blogposting
fuck off
>>135109503
Nice fucking blog, border bandit.
>>135109876
Yeah
Vinnie @Vinnie516
Former Smash professional / world traveler. I'm shy and quiet but friendly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4By8CPKnM9A
Jesus fucking Christ, smUsh modding is finally going somewhere. Now im just waiting for modders to fix this shitty game.
>fix both "why bother" and "lol i win" broken characters
>fix custom moves
>fix horrible models like Ganondorf and Ridley
>give alternate costumes like OoT Link, Prime Samus, Dry Bowser, ect. to characters who should have them since day 1
>fix trophy descriptions
>fix gameplay
>add characters that should have been in the game since day 1
Maybe then it will actually be fun to play.
>>135109876
There is PM, but Hitbox is a sponsor for the event and that's why every game is on there.
>>135109584
Then fight me nigga. Why you avoiding me, pussy-ass bitch? I'll curbstomp the FUCK outta youse2122-7933-7145
>>135109503
Least one of us is out.
>>135110070
>fix horrible models like Ganondorf
*grabss you by the throat*
back the fuck off?!
>>135100287
Is Cloud fucking intangible during his Limit Break Cross Slash?
Why?
>>135110857
To make him fair and balanced anon-kun
Reminder to pick G&W as a secondary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG4iyH1Y4hY
>>135110857
5.99
the fact there are things more janked than luma is a testament of how bad balanced has become
>My children's party game isn't balanced!
>>135110857
He's DLC, same reason why Corrin and Bayonetta are intangible the first few frames of down B. Same reason why Bat Within activates on the final frames of Bayo's down B.
>>135112153
That's adorable
>>135110693
Both models are using Twilight Princess Ganondorf's design. Which one actually looks like that guy or at least looks threatening?
Bonus question: which Ganondorf is a better playable Ganondorf and why the fuck it's not Smash Ganondorf?
Also, Sm4sh Ganondork has floating eyebrows.
>>135112349
>looks threatening
But children play this game.
They can't make him too scary.
Is there any character in Smash that carries harder than Bayo?
>>135112542
Sheik.
>>135112542
Mario
>>135112542
Donkey Kong carries you on his back.
>I was only a neckbeard 30 year old
>I loved Chazo so much, I had all the gordo techniques and moves
>I pray to Chazo every night before bed, thanking him for the Smash life I've been given
>"Chazo is love" I say; "Chazo is life"
>ZeRo hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Chazo
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Chazo
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "There is another tourney next week."
>He grabs me with his powerful penguin hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Chazo
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Chazo
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Chazo
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his mini gordo
>ZeRo walks in
>Chazo looks him straight in the eyes and says "Links to the discord below."
>Chazo leaves through my Wii U
>Chazo is love. Chazo is life.
>salem defeats tweek in a convincing fashion 3-0
>>135112482
Then explain pic related, which was in game made for toddlers and below.
>>135112542
Cloud is a close second
>>135112652
Sheik takes some degree of skill
>>135112665
True but Mario is only viable to a certain point.
Anyone for some 3DS dubs?
Im done with this cruel world goodbye
*kisses my photo of kokonoe*
*puts it in my pocket*
* starts tying my noose*
>>135112930
YoWanna test out my DHD skills
>implying all characters don't carry their player
remember what esam said anon
>>135113185
Oookay
>>135113046
Please sidetaunt with the dog after every kill.
>>135113046
Do you play any respectable characters?
>>135112867
Looks just as goofy.
>>135112886
>Sheik used to take no skill
>now she does
Smash Bros. players.
>>135112930
You know who.
>>135113253
>implying he can kill
>>135112854
He played that matchup so fucking incorrectly. WHY ARE YOU APPROACHING HER? CLOUD CAN CAMP!
>>135113330
but he can, you just have to kill your opponent twice over and finish with an aerial or tilt. It's more reliable than hoping they don't fall out of his meme smashes!
>>135113046
Gimme 5
I'll host
2 more for dubs guys!
shitposters:
barst
rakyy
hoody
moxy
kokonoe
chazo
codependent enablers:
chad
chance
lister
madoka
macfag
hornyass
braxton
>>135113272
I only played 3 characters so far
>Mac
>Brawler
>Duck hunt duo
What's so bad about the dog?
>>135113485
>tfw not on the list
>>135113485
>tfw not on the list
>>135113645
>being this insistent on wanting to be on a list
The tournament isfinallyover. Congratulations to the winners even if they got lag advantage and invisible projectileswhich is making me think about a no miis on lylat rule for the next time. Congratulations to everyone else for participating.
The next tournament will feature a reduced stage list and being held on a saturday instead of sunday. By the way, please answer this strawpoll regarding the usage of miis on the next tournament:
http://strawpoll.me/7076736
>>135113485
>tfw not on the list
>>135113517
>tfw not on the list
>>135112867
>no floating eyebrows and floating gold thing on forehead
>no retarded expressions
>actually has noticeable fangs
Not even close to Sm4sh Ganondorf.
>>135113517
anons are jealous of his teeth, le kick the can special, le western shooting man, etc. etc.
I wish he could kill a little better, but he's still tons of fun.
>>135113703
>>135113751
>>135113795
>>135113645
I don't understand this meme.
>>135113330
>>135113046
Hosting!
>>135113809
This was a reply to >>135113330
>>135113736
>Losing to Chad and Chazo
>Losing to the helicopter kick
>>135113485
This is 100% true. The faggots listed that encourage the shitposters are as bad as they are
>dat dthrow up-air kill combo
I'm liking the dog already
>>135114126
Macfag get in for dubs, you're the only one missing
>>135114073
don't shitpost, chazo
>3
>
>
>
>
kek, wait for me 3DS dubs, I just did something retarded.
Lag
>close in every game in this zeries. nairo takes the win over hyuga 3-1
>>135114521
What else is new?
Hosting again 3DS plebs, get in.
>>135114463
>tfw not on the list
Why aren't Tweek and Dabuz DIing out of any of these Bayonetta setups?
Angel vs 6WX and Pugwest vs Tweek are both 2-2 rn
Salem vs dabuz 0=0 rn
So...why Ganondorf still is Falcon clone? Sakurai was fine with completely changing (or more like ruining in most cases) Samus after Melee, Bowser in 4, Ganondorf in Brawl and Jigglypuff after Melee. Those characters barely resemble what they were before.
>Samus's projectiles are outright useless and so are her grab and throws along with several other attacks like NAir and Down Smash
>Bowser now can rely on throws and he is just faster overall
>Ganondorf can barely move
>Jigglypuff is now a joke character with only one good attack
So, what's up with leaving Ganondorf as he is? If you want to keep that shitty moveset, just give it to Black Shadow or something.
>Cucking Pint
Ayy.
>>135114781
>Tweek
>Dabuz
>good
>>135114757
That wasn't even a list though?
Anybody up for games? 3DS only right now, but I'm including my NNID for anybody who wants to add me for later games.
>>135112542
Pre-patch Diddy carried players so hard. Now all of them are irrelevant now.
>customs
I can't not pick Janky Kong and fuck around with the wind Up B.
It's too wild.
>>135115446
this sideb with diddy tho
holy shit
>dabuz has the magic touch
>dabuz vs salem 3-1
>come to the general of a game I like out of curiosity
>hardly any discussion about the game
>plenty of discussion about posters
I'll just back slowly out of here and keep being a casual, thanks.
>>135116075
Check the discord
>>135116075
you've made the right decision
You niggas are crazy playing with customsI like dat
>MacFag trying to kill Ganondorf as default Duck Hunt when his partner is a Dr. Mario
Like literally just go to the other side of the stage and wait there.
>Keeps using Up Air when Ganondorf is right in front of him
Like, just Fair him offstage and let me cape him or something.
>>135116075
what do you want to discuss my friend
>>135116075
>casual
>tfw you have no idea what your Up B is or does
>wanna use it but teammate is always in the way trying to Melee as Duck Hunt
>when your teammate is a bigger threat than your opponents
>>135116559
There are so many things to talk about. Balance, frame data, what chains into what, who to pick into whom, what characters you main, what characters you want to learn, what characters you hate fighting, what characters you don't even mind getting bodied by, tournament videos, fucking ANYTHING. The people making random who-the-fuck-cares comments about the games they're in, which are only relevant to the people they're actually playing with and not anyone else, are better for this thread than the aforementioned fuckwads who only bitch about Tripfag X.
>>135113485
Pretty accurate
![b0c6bd9244e49f07e364e5f09da9023c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/inn9KcT.jpg "b0c6bd9244e49f07e364e5f09da9023c[1].jpg")
>had to fight a Lucario in round 3: 2 stock him game1 on BF, goes to FD game2 he does the smart thing and doesn't approach at all
>lose my first stock and then get his stock, he SD's his last stock trying to mash UpB after shooting an aura sphere while offstage
>round 4 gotta fight a Ryu: game1 went Ryu and lose, fuck it use Gannodorf went to Lylat kick his ass, game3 still with Ganondorf flub hard and lose
>Losers round 5 have to fight some Sheik/Mario youtuber: fuck it went Ryu, 2 stock his Sheik game1
>game2 he switches to Mario and went to DH, last stock one of the bushes covering both of us so he mistimed a sidestep and eats a full focus to shouryuken
>Losers round 6 up against Little Mac
>take his first stock then downB towards offstage oh boy he's chasing and whiffs an fsmash and gets ganoncide at 0
>he gets up, walks away for a bit, comes back ran it back and 2 stocks me
>game3 he went Mario and we go to Lylat get a lucky down smash on him and win
Apparently he thought I was gonna go Ryu and mind game'd himself if he stayed Mac he would have won
then fought a PacMan and lost 2-0
TL:DR Ganondorf is fun and Hitbox sucks
>>135117174
Then talk about that stuff. Don't let the people who try to bring the thread down bring you down, since, well, that's what they want.
anyone wanna do a few 3ds?
>>135117565
You can't create positive discussion in a sewer like this. When things get this bad, you just have to cut your losses and leave.
>>135116980
>comboing your own teammate
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>135115084
o hello, you still there?
>>135117358
>there are still people willing to approach dorf offstage
I don't care how good their range/frame data is, losing a 50/50 like that to a shadow realm finish just feels bad. I'd rather play it safe and wait away from the ledge unless I'm mario/doc.
>Smash
Just
>>135117841
yeah, lobby's going up
>tfw you go afk
>tfw everybody leaves
sorry. ggs tho
>>135117801
My bad, you were a danger to everyone around you, also I'm not used to DHD
>tfw have to team with Pame
>>135117961
Ganondorf has a shit recovery so I sort of understand why you would but if he's like above you or stage level bait an airdodge or don't risk much
if he's recovering understage do whatever
that was an accident
>tfw didn't label my custom sets for Megaman
>play againt lv 9 bots
>battles are fluid, my inputs are not messed up at all
>play against friends
>battles are shit, cant make combos that i would otherwise do easily, inputs are no always taken
I hate this
FUCK
Dugan had it with a down smash earlier but he laser'd instead
>>135119469
lol sheik wins
>this input lag
I'll just stick to Megaman and let you walk into my Up Tilt.
what the hell is this ness gameplay
>This choke
AYY lmao
>>135119469
Surprise, Sheik Wins
>>135117961
This. It's not even the Ganoncide that scares me, it's the aerials that have enough knockback to gimp me at any percent.
>>135119542
>>135119672
Nah he fucked up he'd payed the price
>Anti almost getting knocked out by a no name Fox
>>135119469
>>135119542
>>135119660
>>135119672
That accidental laser fucked him up. That was his one opening to kill Sheik, she was outside of range for any of his confirms to work, trying to kill Sheik on flat stages when she's outside any of your upsmash confirms is fucking impossible. There's just no opening.
>tfw pame is teammate
>>135119802
>recovering
>opponent tries to gimp me
>fall below him, double jump, and semi-spike him with uair
>it gimps him
>my mfw face when
>>135120239
Shut up, Panchito
>>135120054
>anti
>good at smash
>>135120429
>>135120054
What stream are you watching?
>>135120239
Don't you have any weekend locals or is it all just weekdays?
>>135120650
hitbox tv hitboxarena
Damn.
Now that they fell for the strat about 20 times it don't work anymore.
Better find a new move to spam.
>>135120220
SHORYUKEN
>>135120829
>hitbox
so flash and so clean clean
>>135120665
Only locals are on Thursday nights right when I give music lessons.
Might go early for friendlies, but won't do tournaments.
>>135121124
Too scared of drowning again huh? understandable
>>135121240
Did you even read my post, faggot mcfuckface?
>counter surge input doesn't go in vs pk flash
>elwind spike immediately gets canceled by PK Thunder
yeah i can't play like this
>>135121361
Yes I did but I couldn't resist a free(Wikipedia has Panchito in the definition) insult
ggs pj. that corin was fiercesorry for trying to meme on you with charizard
>>135121628
Its okay cuckyadork we all gotta shitpost sometimes haha
>Pame and MacFag chasing me through Tomodachi Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>135122296
>Hoody Trying to Trash talk
Fuck off
Who put nairo into losers?
>>135122635
No one it's Winners Finals
>>135122764
That's what I thought but the screen still said losers. Glad they cleared that up.
>>135122542
>taking a picture
Did you also take a picture of the 3 stocks I took from you while Up Tilt spamming.
Hell, take a picture of this win I got right now.
>Dabuz 3-0s Nairo
Our fucking guy
>Dabuz beats nairo again
One day people will realize that this MU has no business being listed in ZSS' favor.
>Gay nerd face off between Hoody and Pame
Can't you just handle this personally
Why do you guys even hate each other
>>135122542
Did you take a picture of that win too, Pame?
No?
Yeah, that's right.
