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permalink: http://orph.link/eog
>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.
>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.
Read the /eog/ pastebin: http://pastebin.com/t9Af7NJY (embed) (embed)
Focus Group Logs: https://focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/
Future:
>Sometime: OGB removal please god
>Spring: Citadels Expansion & cap rebalance
>Apr 23: Fanfest - Promised info about "Not Legion" game replacing killed Dust. Amarr Championship finals: Tash-Murkon (Kelon Darklight) vs Kor-Azor (Lysus)
Ongoing:
>Mar 09: Project Discovery: MISIDENTIFY THINGS AS CYTOPLASM, ACQUIRE ISK
>Mar 01: Newbro Months Public Events: http://www.moreevechaos.com/event-schedule.html
>Feb 29: CSM XI elections open til Mar 25: https://community.eveonline.com/community/csm/vote
Past:
>Mar 09: Elo Knight creates White Legion. <CAUC.> striking fear into minmatar pilots everywhere
>Mar 09: Massive tiercides: damage, dcu, tackle, webs, eccm, all ewar, tracking comps.
>Feb 29: New TQ hardware
>Feb 26: o7 Show Ep. 14
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 20: Carrier gameplay slides from Eve NT http://imgur.com/a/wppLG
>Feb 12: FAX will use the racial carrier skill and carrier w/triage fit will be converted to FAX
>Feb 09: SP trading live. New camera will be opt-out for two months. Some people won citadel bpcs.
>Nov 26: Fozzie confirms OGB removal in ~1 month
>Oct 25: http://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/reworking-capital-ships-and-thus-it-begins/
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)
>Omen
Jump, DD green. Free fire.
Reply to this post and blog your earning from Project Cytoplasm
I'll start, 8.3bil
>>135100403
hax
>>135100403
500,000
>Haven't played in months
>Bored so jump in for a minute
>Kicked out of my shit ass hi-sec corp getting gate camped by the hi-sec pvp babbies
>Still give no fucks
>Head out to asteroid belt
Anything interesting happening?
>>135100403
Do you answer properly or just spam answers? Haven't tried it, just curious
>>135100403
21bil
>>135100776
>>135099870
>white_stage.jpg
Where do I turn in these analysis kredit things?
>>135101547
SoE LP store
I am new and I got a PLEX because of a friend invite.
What should I do with it? It just bothers me that it is a billion isk laying around doing nothing. Should I invest it into trading?
>>135103942
Buy an injector, and spend the rest on ships and stuff
>>135104485
Two injectors are worth a plex, but only 20 days of training. How is that worth more than a dual training queue for 30days for a newbie like me who is trying to squeeze out all worth out of what he has?
X up for johnny meme.
>Coercer
Newbro here just applied to All-Out . . Did I make a big mistake?
Also who should I talk to / What channel (Doomed seems to be filled with other corps).
Pls no bully :(
>>135109498
Hang out in /v/ bros
>>135109498
Pretty much everyone in doomed is affiliated or friends with all-out. /v/ bros is the wider eog community.
>>135109498
yes
none, they're all cancerous
>>135109498
Should've joined 1488
>>135105632
Dual training lets you train two characters.
You don't want two newbie characters (yet). You want one capable character.
>scorch
>>135110973
except we arnt recruiting newbros
you gotta get pushed through the shit filter that is all out first
>>135100843
is this just on a throwaway account thru a VPN?
can't imagine this shit wouldn't get tracked eventually and your IP gets audited for scripts
>>135121272
>elo knight
>following around massive egos/cult of personality
don't you play this game to get AWAY from highschool?
/eog/ roam when
>>135123024
nice reading comprehension
>>135124421
>yfw we did that a few years back and it was bretty gud
>>135124421
when benji returns to us
>There are people in /eog/ who cannot afford a dreadnought
>>135124968
I can barely afford a pod
>being a F1 monkey for a jew blop
>It's a Mittani blames [insert game mechanic here] speech
>>135126852
what? let me guess, fatigue or sov
>>135126259
being in HK/PL is cool right??
right guys ??
>>135127695
only ifyou get me in
>he trained for heavy drones before sentries
>Walking in stations never
>>135127695it actually is pretty cool if you are a content creator, beats pinging all-out when you need f1'ers
>being happy
never
>content creator
nothing at all
>nothing at all
>>nothing at all
>>135131884
>not injecting both at once
>not injecting posts into the thread
>not injecting your jita whore skill
What does the amount of kredits received depend on?
https://zkillboard.com/kill/52593429/
1 REPLY = 1 BABY FOOD
>>135144004
ripe in pice
>>135144004
>>135126852
what did he blame this time?
>>135144004
NEED MORE BULLET FOR MY BABY
>>135144004
why is every eve girl streamer so unbelievably ugly?
Hey fags. Im cross trained into just about every capital and almost several titans. Which Alliance should I whore myself out to in order to get a free capital?
>polar mach is a meme but not this
https
://www.twitch
.tv/lowsecsholupen
>>135145530
goons will give you a titan :^)
>>135145618
>Trusting goons.
I have litteraly nothing of value save for my skillpoints,experience and contacts. What ever will they steal from me in return?
>>135145827
your dignity
>>135144004
>corp: tear collecting machine
>suicide ganking
>>135146002
They cant steal from me that which I do not posses.
>>135144004
> stream fucking missions of all things
> neanderthal facecam
Jesus christ
>>135146407
ooga booga where them metal scraps be?
>>135146552
If you wish REALLY hard those metal scraps may turn into melted nano ribbons
>>135144004
>8 months old
this is the first kill or death
JC and SB soon, should I bring anything else?
>>135147756
your balls
>>135144004
How did she react to the suicide gank?
>>135144004
Whats the timestamp on the VOD for reactionface.webm?
>>135148530
Abject terror
>>135148530
her SO got on twitch chat and started threatening us with wardecs and how rich he was and how he was in PL and we are dead kiddo
>>135148728
>>135148530
More like total confusion, just sat there on the station in a half armor pod derping externally.
You guys really didn't even need to lock her up all at the same time like that, but good job anyways.
Shame about that pod.
> they didn't get the pod
What, you could spare a half dozen tornadoes to suicide gank but you couldn't log in an alt in a 3 sebo trasher?
Why does this make me so mad
>suicide ganking
Nightmare or navy apoc for level 4s?
>>135152210
>lasers
>>135152210
> amarr
But seriously unless you go up against rats specifically weak to em/therm, you should consider a different ship.
>>135152336
>>135152343
>like the aesthetics of Amarr battleships
>like instant range control of lasers
>only t2 large
Did I extremely fuck up training t2 lasers? I'm running in Amarr space.
>>135152449
Lasers are not in a good spot. They use a large amount of capacitor for basically the same damage as the other weapon systems.
The other problem is that they can only do em/thermal damage.
If you run missions in amarr space, you should be fine though. Rats will be sanshas and blood raiders and those are weak to em/thermal if I remember right.
>>135152449
It's an L4, you can use both of those ships just fine. Using Amarr is a meme though.
>meet someone in a helios at a data site randomly
>instead of killing me he says hello
>we team up and explore for hours
>>135152968
Then you killed him, right?
>>135152968
> be exploran in combat capable astero in lowsec
> warp to site, it's already taken by some guy in a heron
> he just sits there, doesn't try to warp off
> he opens a conversation instead
> 'oy vey don't shoot me, I'm friendly ! we can share the site!'
> I just sit there baffled
> check his bio, he's only a few days old
> give him some advice he should use dscan and warp out rather than trying to talk to people
> warp off
Hejoined my corp like a week later
>>135152968
>>135153365
I hope i'm never this rich and apathetic.
>Brutor
>>135153803
Yeah I bet a newbro heron had truly billions worth in fitting and cargo hold.
Gibe isk :DDDDDD
>>135154602
isk sent
>>135155267
lies DDDDDDDDDD:
Reminder that Eve is dying
>>135157672
Guess I should stop playing then.
>>135157672
time to jump ship, amirite xD
>>135157672
Thanks reminder-chan.
>>135157948
>$110 million, still not live
EVE may be taking on water, but at least she left drydock.
>>135157948
>>135157948
Jesus christ it went up another 10 mil that quickly?
How the fuck are people still funding this on such a large schale?
>>135157797
Can I have your stuff?
>>135158587
sent ;^)
>>135159294
Jeez those are some shitfit ships you had anon.
Don't worry I'll give them a decent burial.
>>135160448
thx bby
>you'll never fly a small arty moros
>>135160986
> you'll never have a qt drifter gf
Why even live?
>>135161146
>not wanting the male drifter to pierce your butthole with his cyberdick, squirting nanites into your anus and you climax as they slowly control your brain and make you into a greyish unthinking slave
>>135161842
I'm very sensitive about my butthole, anon.
How much is the labcoat? I have ~39k AK.
>>135162907
75k armor suit
50k labcoat
15k & 30k boosters
>>135099870
anyone who isn't combat suited is a KEK
C U C K
>>135164190
I want to equip mine but then it messes up my portait and I can't get it quite back the way it is now.
People yelled "injectors" so much that I completly forgot extractors exist.
It was only today that I realized that I have almost 10mil SP laying around on obsolete characters.
https://zkillboard.com/
CIRCLE OF TWO IN FLAMES HOLY SHIT
>>135166481
could you post a more specific link
>>135166949
just look at all of the top kills. they're all co2.
Anyone else find they burn out every other month or so?
>Eddie
>buying 23 million sp with irl money
>>135171180
Waht, really? Lmao.
>he doesn't inject 23M sp into PI
>shattered wormhole
>>135167185
that fucking malediction heh
EVE has become a Reddit game. The only "le epic politics and wars xD" is Reddit drama.
Fuck Reddit. And fuck the majority of EVE players for getting sucked into that queerzone.
The only cure is to make the game harder, but CCP is trying to open the game up to normies who have gotten bored of Dota and Smite.
REDDITORS AND NORMIES: FUCKING LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>135173565
you could always learn russian?)))
>>135173565
hi tishu
>>135172397
PI only has 4.3M SP
>>135173565
marle pls
>>135173565
>not playing the game for the metagame
>muh spaceships n lazers n shit
I don't understand what's entertaining about taking orders from some guy on Teamspeak all day. You're just having a master/slave relationship with a spaceships theme.
![e09ae908a4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Z4uT4nx.png "e09ae908a4[1].png")
CASH MONEYYYY
>>135174245
>56% accuracy
>6M/hr
>>135173706
i am in the process of this as a matter of fact
>>135173763
>>135173865
>>135173986
redditors using stolen 4chan memes, because they're funny on "le serious discussion and great cummunity website".
>>135176506
its fine tishu, you can come here to steal our dank memes so you can get a medal for most funny memer in the alliance of the week
I've done it, I've finally goneAll-Out
whatever happened to those pizza dudes
was thinking about joining them but i cant find anything about them anymore
>>135177248
Space died and Love Squad died with him
>>135177248
literally red.dit
>>135173565
>Still using the epik normies meme
Reddit detected.
>>135177248
Died when space left the game. Love squad is literally a renter corp now.
>>135173565
I'd rather have reddit be the majority demographic than SA Goons. One is a more-or-less transparent circlejerk, the other is a circlejerk behind a paywall and it enforces groupthink with 10 dollar bans.
>implying 4chan isn't a circlejerk
>implying reddit and 4chan don't share most of their userbase
>>135181464
Then everyone would become blue to eachother and you'd need mutual consent to start wars in null because we wouldn't want anyone getting offended.
Just resubbed recently, what corp/alliance do I join if I want to make null sec great again /eog/?
>>135183993
it is but its still primary anonymous circlejerk, even when directed at stuff that is not anonymous
>>135184545
JOIN WHITE LEGION
>>135184545
Everyone but goons
>>135184545
Goonswarm Federation
>>135184545
null was never great
how much free have you mined today?
>>135188287
>free fullerite-c320
>Cloaking devices now require strong to activate
Yes or no?
>>135126259
Even test awoxes 5 dreads a week.
>>135188660
stront
>>135188660
what would be the purpose of this change
>>135188660
This has been proposed countless times and it gets shot down for a variety of reasons
>>135188660
>>135188979
like what
>>135144004
>$185
Even ugly girls get money thrown at them for streaming
Why do I even try...
>>135188886
>>135189028
to make the game harder and more complex, when has that failed to make EVE better?don't say sov
>>135145618
No they don't. You can buy one at build cost, but if you ever try to sell it outside the aliance or leave they will awox it.
>>135189204
how does making it easier to not get caught make the game harder
>>135189056
Because it doesn't add anything to the game and artificially imposses limits that don't make sense
People have been dying for "needing cloaky camping" but none of it actually would fix this problem because it's not an issue at all
>>135189278
thats already in the game(I would gladly like to remove cloak altogether), what I'm suggesting is you need stront to activate the cloak, so you have a finite amount of cloaking each ship can do depending on cargo, cargo mods and so on.
>>135150116
To be fair if she is smart and spamming warp the pod is uncatchable outside of smartbombs.
>>135189485
Tell us where the mean ol' NPC cloaker touched you.
>>135189204
That's not "harder" or "more complex"
That's completely arbitrary
>>135189607
the what?
>>135189485
the balance between the hunter and the prey is really complicated, and very skewed in favour of the prey. while afk cloaking and invincible scouts are both fucking gay, you need to fix a lot of problems at once, not just fix one little thing and break everything
>>135189485
No that's dumb and it adds nothing to the game purely because it has no purpose
>remove cloaks
Say good bye to anything blops including cloaky haulers
>>135189660
AFK cloaker, sorry. I have the dumb.
>>135189580
She wasn't expecting a suicide gank. She got caught by surprise.
It's piss easy to get pods in that scenario. They just didn't have a dedicated podder.
>>135189786
BLOPS could easily have a role that allows them to keep the cloak, come on.
>>135189791
I'm not a nullbear I don't have to deal with them
>>135157672
Only 37,000 on last night. It's over, why even go on.
>>135189786
>blops
>cloaky haulers
nothing of value
>>135189945
If you never have to deal with them, why are you suggesting their removal?
>Stront
It's just the ice cartel trying to make more money. Don't listen to him.
>>135189945
>BLOPS could easily have a role that allows them to keep the cloak, come on.
Now you're just making up rules an exceptions to make your shitty idea work and you won't admit your ideas are dumb and shitty
>>135190052
it could be anything, I used stront as an example because we already have mechanics that work that way
>>135190047
because I like more depth in my games and I feel cloaking is a dumb baby mechanic
Ok suppose you need stront to cloak.
Iteron V max expanded cargo hold new meta for cloaky afk's
You didn't solve shit.
>complaining about AFK cloaking in /dog/
spotted the monkey
>>135190174
So bomb runs and blops drops should be removed because you personally dislike them?
kek.
>>135190112
BLOPS already have rules and exceptions out of their ass
>>135190206
ok then go ahead and camp something on a cargo ship, I don't give a shit about campers, was not trying to solve that and i dont think it needs solving
>>135190174
>because I like more depth in my games and I feel cloaking is a dumb baby mechanic
>I don't know what I'm talking about and I want everyone to know it
wow nice non-retarded objections guys. remember he also didn't specify the exact unit/time stront usage as well, so be sure to tell him the idea sucks because of that too
>>135190284
I already said they can have special roles, learn to read and not rage post
>>135190276
you too
>>135190323
(you)
>>135190352
It doesn't matter
Cloaky camping is and always has been a complete non issue ratting loser whine about because they can't have their 100% safe haven
>>135190313
The ship type doesn't matter unless it gets spotted before it cloaks.
Just having a red in local will cause every carebear to dock up.
>>135190491
This is not about cloaky camping and this won't really affect it at all, I don't remember cloaky campers having to jump 20 systems cloaking on each one, last time I checked they are called campers for a reason.
>>135190701
Then by default you're injecting a useless idea for no reason what so ever
>>135190491
he clearly said on activation only what does this have to do with campers
OMG GUYS I DONT LIKE DREADS :(( SO LETS MAKE THEM EAT 1245455 TIMES MORE STRONT, SHORTEN THE CYCLE BY 90'% PROCENT KILL THEIR TRACKING AND DPS BY HALF AND LETS MAKE THEIR BUILD COST 1500% BECASUE IM MASTER BALANCER LMAO FUCK DREDS
>>135190825
Because it has no purposeyou don't just go fixing shit that isn't broken and you don't go out and inject useless mechanics for no reason on shit that doesn't need it
>>135188660
Making it aids for anyone using a cloak, what could go wrong.
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Hey folks I've never done business with PLEX before, how likely is it that somebody trades my PLEX for 2 injectors?
>>135191551
Why not sell your Plex then buy two injectors?
>>135191551
>Go to Jita
>Redeem your PLEX
>Sell your PLEX
>Buy Skill Injectors
>>135191606
less fees
>>135191747
step 1 and 2 is already too hard for some people
>tfw triggerring marle with imgur filenames
>>135190491
I don't think so. I think faggoty cloaked alts watching people's home systems for formups are pretty gay
>>135191847
You could create a contract but everyone will assume it's a scam.
Just eat that 2 million in broker fees bruv.
>>135191954
>only campers use cloak !!!!!!
>>135192059
I don't understand. I'm saying more people than afk cloakers trying to kill nullbabs abuse cloaks
>>135192052
2 million? Two hundret million? That's almost half the price of the plex. I am not paying double for plex.
>waiting with my wreathe cloaked in a safe
Wow, such abuse m8, killl cloaking ccp pls xDDD
>>135192416
Nigger what
I hope you're drunk.
>>135192052
That's part of the risk. You never assume nor ddeserve you are safe in low or null
>>135191870
>imgur
daily reminder to join tengoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWYuNaJ_8zs
time to buy the weekly super
>>135198325
>and not use it
>>135198325
Incursion lp?
>>135105632
Instant training ?
>charisma implants
>not remapping for charisma and training leadership skills on your main
>>135200724
The super probably already has that traines
>tfw no social adaptation chip IRL
>>135183993
>4chan
>2013+3
>browsing any other r/boards
shiggy diggy doo
>>135183993
It's not gay if you don't know who you're jerking off.
>>135202728
Wow check out this gender hacker. How long you work at CCP for?
>punisher gang
>Logging on
>rapid lights
Low SP shitter here, I cba to do explo anymore so how else do I make ISK to buy skill injectors?
>tfw no rapid cruises for dreads and titans
>>135205546
Buy PLEX
>>135205546
>can't be asked
then fuck off
>>135205546
get tech2 shield tank and a battleship, fly incursions with wtm.
>>135205546
train bombers and run FW missions
train cruisers and do combats
train inty and loot tengus
>>135201468
>>135192052
Public contracts pay taxes as well.
>>135205701
Literal IRL poor desu
>>135205928
Fuck you anon, scanning gets real fucking boring after a while.
>>135205949
Heard about them, will look into it I guess.
>>135206703
>train bombers and run FW missions
Are those difficult/risky? I have T2 frigs now so I could try it but I haven't flown a bomber yet.
>>135208173
Yes, and for those very reasons it is very lucrative. Make sure you train "Security Connections" I think it's called. Makes getting the lvl4 standings much quicker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4sYD0PnqxA
>>135208781
Didn't that change after they added webbing frigates to the sites?
>>135208173
Minmatar is best for mission running, they are all and all a huge pain in the ass.
https://www.fuzzwork.co.uk/lpstore/sell/10000032/1000182
for lp -> isk ratios (double check them in-game)
>Minmatar
>missiles
>>135206703
Fuck off chair
>>135210364
Boss of this gym
We Drifter now.
>>135211085
Can you wear sunglasses over top of that?
>>135211085
>>135211213
Probably.
>>135211085
when is that releasing?
>>135211540
Tomorrow, apparently,
>>135211085
So you are going to have the "scars" or whatever on your face? Damn is there a photo with a real person and not a plain model?
>>135210759Meiya best girl
>>135213727
Can I into WH jewing with a crusiers 5 VNI, or do I wait until I can Isktar?
>>135144004
stream link?
>>135214983
Sleepers hate drones.
>>135214983
You can get away with it if you put some ECM on your VNI. ECM is the one thing sleepers hate more then drones.
>>135215074
www twitch tv/yeyahh/v/54343977
02:34:10
>>135217402
thanks anon
>>135211085
I was not ready for Shekel Carnage 2
but I guess I cannot decline now
