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Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
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Megadimension Neptunia VII out now!
Nep U will be released for Steam on 21th March
Geki Noire have been announced for Steam releases.
MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies release date:
NA-April 26, 2016
Hopes....
NEP IS NUMBA WAN
I love Neptune more than anything in the whole entire world!
Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
Vert is best goddess.
>>135023947
>MMO
I hope to join Leanbox nation.
It's not fair. It's not right. I don't deserve it. I want out. Let me go.
>>135023891
Rei is a QT
>>135024028
NO, BLANC NUMBA WAN
You came close, baby.
We'll just have to do better next time.
Silver medals are okay, but we strive for the best.
>>135024231
Blanc numba 5, confirmed.
>>135023947
it will be a shitty SAO rip off or gods willing a dotHack rip off.
Dengeki Playstation next month for info
GekiNepgear when????
>>135023947
If this does turn out to be a Nep MMO, I hope you can pick which goddess to fight for.
And I hope there are a lot of cute clothes to dress your character in.
>>135024453
>If this does turn out to be a Nep MMO
Fat chance.
A MMO made by CH? You think they have the manpower?
>>135024545
>"man"power
Anon I
Praise Vert
4GO hype
>>135024652
Not 4GO, probably not a Vertgame.
Stop setting yourself up for disappointment.
>>135024419
If a .Hack ripoff meant that CH commissioned CC2 to make it I'd welcome it with open arms.
>>135024447
Hopefully never.
>>135024990
FOURTH HIGHEST NEP
>>135024702
If you don't think that 四女神オンライン is Four Goddesses Online, you are mistaken.
>>135025037
>Vert plays 2
>we only get 1
this world truly is cruel
>>135025037
Why did they subtitle it cyber dimension online but put the kanji for four goddesses in the name
>>135025012
She was the main character in mk2 and it was terrible. Everyone loves her and she's great at everything. She's just too boring to be in the leading role.
>>135025280
Many of the Nep games have subtitles separate from the main one.
>>135025679
Why are all of the candidates so boring?
>>135024702
>四女神オンライン
>not Four Goddesses Online
>>135025679
>Everyone loves her
Yeah, Ram totally loved her to bits.
>>135025851
So the full name is Four Goddesses Online: Cyber dimension?
>>135025280
>>135025749
>>135025851
>>135026017
It's not the actual Four Goddesses Online but rather a game about Four Goddesses Online.
So this sounds like a new arc in the Nep series
>>135026152
It's just a shitty selfinsert game where you can be a male in the series and it won't be odd because it's just an online game.
Also getting married to the neps is A-okay because it's not even them, just someone using their avatar.
It's completely them though.
>>135026152
This kind of scares me :<
They might do something nuts like create a whole new cast of Neps
I dont want VII to be the last one with the main cast...
>>135024742
>If a .Hack ripoff meant that CH commissioned CC2 to make it I'd welcome it with open arms.
if that is the case, do you think CC2 will be in it as a major character?
>>135023947
>inb4 its actually CC2's game
>>135026836
Just like Marvelous was a make character in the U games.
Nep stronk.
>>135027583
Oh shit, Square Enix made MMO incoming.
>>135027743
>clock 3rd
>>135028252
Whens IFI gonna release the DaL VNs? I need muh clock
>>135028391
lol
>>135028391
Time to learn moon
50 times
How can I obtain a nepnep of my own
>>135029819
>>135027743
Japan has some pretty good taste.
>>135029894
Noire has some pretty awful eating skills.
>>135029990
I was trying to give you a freebie even posting that pic while talking about "taste" and you couldn't even grab the low hanging fruit.
How will you repent?
>>135029990
>>135029894
And some pretty crazy dressing habits. Why would one eat something messy with nothing but lingerie on? Now Noire's breasts are all sticky and will feel gross.
noire is acunt
>>135030112
>And some pretty crazy dressing habits. Why would one eat something messy with nothing but lingerie on? Now Noire's breasts are all sticky and will feel gross.
Duh. They'll feel sticky until Neptune licks them clean. Its the oldest trick in the book.
>>135030116
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Boob-Nom-596248767
>>135030326
Go away
>>135030278
Compa's face, though. Good god.
>>135030326
Cute!
>>135030326
Vert is a cutie
>>135030278
When will Iris Heart get her own game?
>>135030326
>>135030390
>>135030437
That 10th place feel.
>>135030502
She did, 4 years ago
>>135027743
So many literally whos.
>>135030278
>>135030387
>>135030482
Looks like she's suffering from a case of tumblrface.
>>135030502
When you make it, come on anon we're counting on you. Make that nep fangame we all need
>>135030278
>>135030482
Add this to your freaky nep collection that also contains that one Purple Heart in kimono pic.
>>135030523
She's #1 in my heart.
>>135030523
>>135030667
Just out of curiosity, are you a PCuck?
>>135030802
I started with mk2 on PS3, but I do own all the rebirth games on both Uni and Steam.
>>135030802
Not him, but Vert is my favorite and I'm PS3/4/V
>>135030907
And you actually like Vert? I don't believe you.
>>135030802
>Play games on PC
>Your games are having sex with some other man
Feels bad to be a PCuck bro.
>>135031004
Sorry for not fitting in with your stereotypes.
If it means anything to you, IF is #2, Neptune #3, Uni #4 and after that it's too hard to rank them.
>>135027743
japan's taste is all over the place i can't definitely say if is good or shit.
THANK YOU PERFECT HEARTI LOVE YOU
>>135031240
This is Nepgear.
why does lowee have such godly taste?
>>135031185
>Vert #1
>IF #2
I thought all of you had shit taste but i was wrong.
Reminder that spankfags are not to be bullied
>>135031765
Is that the best you can do?
I can't choose between Vert, Neptune, and Uni
So many excellent neps to choose from
>>135031904
Follow your heart, anon!
>>135031443
I want to have a taste of C-sha's godly body.
>the guy that draws those wide neps followed me on pixiv
This feels like a life achievement
>>135032036
true dat
>>135032216
how wide are these neps
Just as a general gauge of interest, if I were to try and organize a Nep 4 Dead 2 game tomorrow night, who would be interested?
>>135032216
Congrats, anon. Be sure to draw lots of cute pictures to appease him.
praise everything in this image
>>135032413
The font could be better.
>>135032302
>>135032413
Gimme a non font version
>>135032625
>>135032832
Thank you
>>135032612
Acceptable
>>135032216
Good on you Anon.
Enjoy this Penguin.
>>135031443
>underveloped
That's not a real word, IFI.
Did they fire all their QC for VII?
all hail Beruberu
>>135032409
> if I were to try and organize a Nep 4 Dead 2 game tomorrow night, who would be interested?
I would but not sure if I still be up for the night.
>>135033243
Maybe it's supposed to be like a comedic portmanteau of "undeveloped" and "under-developed"
big nep or regular nep?
>>135032409
Of course, I still have more neps to draw
>>135033006
That was enjoyable
>>135033724
Is this Nepgear?
>>135034047
Big Nep
>>135034047
Semi-Medium-Easy-Hard Nep
>>135024221
>>135033724
Here we go
good to go
>>135034047
Regular Nep.
>>135033432
It probably will be around 9-10 PM EST. No idea what time frame that'd be for you.
>>135030482
>>135034047
Regular Neptune is the bomb. Smaller tits, but more higher levels of neppiness.
>>135034583
A BOMB?!
>>135034714
NOWARU ACKBAR
>>135034047
>▶
>>135031185
Holy shit someone saved this
I haven't seen this since I made it...
I miss making these.
>>135035027
What euphoric feelings run through your head as you see someone post an image you made?
>>135035083
A mixture of pride and cringe
Pride that someone thought my shitty edits were worth saving.
Cringe that I actually took the time to go take a boatload of screenshots and then cookie cutter them to make this.
good night nepgen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y55wPNTdbu4&list=PL02D0CD66E91EA12B&ab_channel=Razzie16
>>135035083
I just ordered a fedora online for the sole purpose of tipping.
>>135035027
>>135035083
>>135035282
it's a good feeling, but it's one you have to earn. memeing is easy, but it takes work to make something others will want to save and repost.
i lose sleep every night wondering if i am truly memey enough
>>135033006
Oh dood!
>>135035458
>3am
Real nep hours have already started
>>135035419
Nothing personnel, nepu.
>>135035458
I know i'm a cancerous meme shitlord.
But when is too far?!?!?!
Is this just a personal journey to become closer to NepuNepu?!
On another note I know this one's been showing up places.
>>135035761
It's never too far. In fact, you're helping IFI translate the games by posting memes.
>>135035875
Which memes will we be seeing in the next localization?
>>135035950
My wife's son and AYO HOL' UP.
>>135034482
I'm in +10.0 UTC, America's night is a day for me
>>135035875
>its never too far
You sure about that?
Im still conflicted about ever thinking this was a good idea.
>>135036108
Yeah, you went to far. You will never escape the abyss that is the Neps now. Dehumanize yourself and face to Neptune.
>>135036108
There's something magical about memes, especially when they affect reality.
>>135035950
Real talk, I'm seriously worried about Megatagmension Blanc. Was the beauty of V-II a one-off thing? A beautiful glimpse amongst a desert of discarded shoe soles and rotten beef offcuts, only to find as we draw close that it was a mirage all along?
>>135036519
Yes.
Their newsletter openly has "everything according to keikaku" in it.
If that's in a newsletter, you can bet that we're going to get some meme'd up shit.
I hope we get Real Neppu Hours.
>>135036519
Well V-II confirmed that IFI lurks /nepgen/ and our reaction IFI stealing our mames probably might make them do it some more...
>>135036832
>>135036886
I'm not worried about /nepgen/ memes in the slightest, or memes in general. I just want the script to be as gorgeously localized as it was in V-II.
>>135037038
Yeah, I want those spelling errors too.
>>135037104
Yeah, it needed another pass with QC, but it was a delight to read, otherwise.
Discard
the
old
memes
The time has come for new memes
New memes for the NEXT Neptunia PROJECT
>>135037195
I'll start us off.
Kei is a wonderful woman.
>>135036886
Goyim, please supply us with more memes.
>>135036832
But that line is literally in V-II. Sometimes I feel you people don't even play the games. I mean the games have always had memes in them. If they make you cringe so much then chances are it's not the series for you.
>>135037347
No! Don't do this! We don't need "Oy vey" to reappear in the script!
>>135037319
Please do not turn Kei into a meme. He is a smart, handsome girl and my husbando.
>>135027743
Clock cameo in Nep games when?
Just make a random NPC a sailor and have Neptune ask everyone where he is.
>>135037569
I said new memes not salvaging ancient ones from the bottom of the ocean
>>135037632
An ancient meme has awoken!
Pick your side for the upcoming console war.
>>135037465
In the jp audio she doesn't even say keikaku though
>>135037195
>>135037347
Welp time to make more shitty edits then
"It's time to spout memes and eat pudding cups. And Compa's all out of cups..."
"I Nep where I please! And I please where i Nep"
>>135038030
There's JP audio in these games?
Is there anyone that can make Planeptune great again?
>>135038074
Since the first game yes
How about our new meme be that the sexualization of neps is killing gameindustri
>>135038030
That's because keikaku isn't a meme in japan.
>>135037952
more
>>135038320
this iffy is questionable
>>135038176
True
Have you ever suddenly woken up and screamed NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH?
>>135038196
>>135038320
Iffy is stupid, ugly, and smells really bad.
>>135037195
What we need is a new armada of shitty Uni puns!
>>135038365
>>135038552
>>135038507
I want to make her Unicum
>>135038489
Can't say I have.
Hasn't CH been hiring new staff lately? Could it possibly be for the development of 4GO?
>>135038747
What, you've never dreamed of your favourite nep when all of a sudden Noire comes in and her tsundere ruins everything?
>>135039523
There are people out there who have favourite neps other than Noire?
>>135039798
Yes, they are the onesthat actually have good taste
>>135038238
>>135038981
I do remember them hiring new employees, and specifically for the Neptunia series. It's possible that it's for this new game though it's hard to say. While I shouldn't jump to conclusions with just a title shot, I'm a bit disappointed that it doesn't seem to be a mainline game.
>>135039971
Wow. Bet you think you're real funny, don't you? Well, I'll be the one laughing when we're 60 years old and MY goddess is the one taking extra good care of me.
>>135040140
Sounds about right, Noire pleasures old men for shares.
>>135040140
Jokes on you asshole. I'll be in a diabetic induced coma due to all the pudding Neptune has force fed me over the years.
>>135040001
>master1200
Please, my friend, we've been over this.
>>135040579
I do not of the understandings. Enlighten????????
>>135040626
Before you try to save a downscaled image directly off of the pixiv image set page, try clicking that little button first
>>135040579
I like spanking, but I don't like that artstyle enough to be bothered to save it in full size.
What's your opinion on the world's everything?
>>135040914
I'd her everything
>>135040914
She's a nagging cunt. Probably just mad because she's lonely and no sane man would want any of that. Not as bad as Iffy though.
>>135040914
She's probably the worst oracle of all.
I saw more fanarts of her holding a weapon than all the other oracles combined.
And yes, a rolled up newspaper counts as a weapon.
>>135041174
>>135041285
>Being scared of a fairy
>>135041435
>Being a lazy ass person with no purpose of existing except gluttony
>>135041435
A fairy that can spank you with a book, hit you on the head with a bottle of liquor, and puke lava on your face.
Histy is the true final boss.
![c66[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mWfD68V.png "c66[1].png")
>>135038176
It is. Not for the same reasons, but it is a meme too.
You wake up.
In your bed, there's a girl that looks like you, except she's a bit taller and has long hair.
She's sleeping.
What do you do?
[] Wowzers, this is a new unexpected developpement!
[] Remember which dimension you're in.
[] Look closer at that - OH MY SHE'S NAKED - find her some clothes.
>>135042092
[x]touch boingy bits
>>135042159
As you're about to touch her tits, something tells you it's a terrible idea.
It's a blue board, after all. Is Anon trying to get you banned?
What do you do?
[] Wowzers, this is a new unexpected developpement!
[] Remember which dimension you're in.
[] Look closer at that - OH MY SHE'S NAKED - find her some clothes.
>>135042220
[x] Wake up.
>>135042220
I wake up.
>>135042447
I bet you regret not grabbing those funbags now.
>>135042447
Wow. Savescumming the bad end by deleting your post? Casual.
>>135042360
>>135042372
You wake up.
That's right.
Neptune isn't here anymore.
You killed her.
You cry to yourself for a long time before being able to stand.
You don't know that Histoire has been listening at the door, crying in frustration at not being able to help you.
THE END.
>>135042575can't wake up
ABABABABABABABABA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hh9e1XC4SL
>>135042575
Nah, just had to add some stuff.
Waaaaaiii yatta!
>>135042917
I love your quests, man.
>>135043117
These are just mini-quests. My ambition is to write a real one. With blackjack and whores.
Is Neptune good?
>>135043326
She's meme.
>>135043326
She's decent but her ass could use some HDD as well.
This is Cave-san.
>>135043326
Yes. Neptune is good.
>>135043326
She's the greatest. A manifestation of perfection that no other can compete with. A goddess in the truest sense.
Turns out I was wrong, that's not a rolled up newspaper.
Is Pissty cute?
>>135043579
>Nep armpits
This is heaven.
>>135043469
this is cut a little weird but cave is nice
>Walking down the street
>Feel someone brush past your butt
>Turn around
>See this girl running away with your wallet
>Easily catch up to her and attempt to take your wallet back
>Suddenly Purple Sister swoops in and impales this girl through her stomach with a giant purple beam sword
>Horrified, you turn over the body of this young girl
What do you do?
>>135043579
It's a Harisen you unweeb.
Guys I'm late to the party, is Vert actually getting her own game?
>>135043579
it's paper
just not a newspaper
you get half credit
>>135043880
Serves ya right, little shit.
>>135043545
This desu senpai
>>135043880
Thanks for my wallet, I guess? What the fuck can you do? You're not going to take on a flying sister killer with a beam sword, are you?
>>135043880
I don't understand why was she stealing wallets in the first place
>>135043880
Eat the body
>>135043880
Boldly exclaim that Neptune is better in every way.
>>135043880
>Rise! Rise, loli, and serve your master in eternal unlife!
So is Blanc vs Zombies getting a LE or what?
>>135043902
The game is called Four Goddesses Online. So, maybe?
>>135044194
iffy always holds off on saying anything about those until close to release date anyways
be patient
>>135044194
Most likely. All the other games have, and usually only a couple of weeks before launch. I know I'm holding out on preordering until they go up.
>>135044194
Should be around Aprilish
>>135044258
>>135044309
I'll stay hopeful then, but waiting for a month and a half is going to be painful.
>>135044419
http://www.iffysonlinestore.com/trillion-god-of-destruction-limited-edition/
Their last game's LE went up for preorder on March 8th and the game itself doesn't come out until March 29th. So as an above anon said, it'll most likely go up around April. I wouldn't sweat it.
I-Iya. Yamete.
>he doesn't praise the best goddess
baka senpai
>>135044838
Yeah, but they won't ship the LEs before the game releases, will they? Just knowing that I'll get her game will only be a small relief. I need Blanc, I need her, I need Blanc I need Blanc I need Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc Blanc
>>135045257
I praise her along with her sister, Vert, and Uni, the best characters in this series.
>>135045267no tits lmao
>>135045267
>ceiling christmas Blanc is watching you
>>135045257
>best goddess
Is this Nepgear?
>>135045292
Calm your raging cliffside needs, Far Moon.
>>135045292
I'm not entirely sure since I always go for free shipping so I usually have to wait an extra couple of days either way. I have enough things to deal with in my real life and a huge backlog that I'm pretty patient when it comes to this stuff.
>>135045501
It's not the chest that I crave but the Blanc! The Blanc! Even if she had tits the size of watermelons I'd still love her just as much as I do now!
>>135045634
[puking nosies]
>>135045336
>you will never play 4 goddesses online with Vert
>>135045653
Joke's on You, my character will be named Vert.
>>135045653
I want to dote on Vert and have her dote on me back.
I want to spoil Blanc.
>>135045736
>vert
>name taken
>V3rt
>name taken
>XxXVertXxX
>name taken
>xXx_v3Rt_xXx
>name taken
>>135045909
>V3rt_is_best_goddess
>name taken
>BlancSucks
>name available
Why the fuck nips put western names on their characters if they cannot pronounce them? How the fuck "Blanc" turns into "Buraran"?
I'm scared.
SCARED OF MEMES.
>you joing the European Server
>BlancSucks: who's up for a raid?
>xXx_v3Rt_xXx : >no imouto
>xXx_v3Rt_xXx : >no imouto
>xXx_v3Rt_xXx : >no imouto
>Moderation : maintenance tonight at 10:00 PM.
>xXx_v3Rt_xXx : >no imouto
>XxXVert : so i herd you lieked mudkips so i putted mudkips in your mudkips so you can liek while you liek
>BlancSucks disconnected.
>>135046085
And I'm forgetting the Korean trade spammers, the noobs who want someone to hold their hand constantly, the ragers who complain how they played it before it was cool, and the retards who are only playing the game because DSP/Pewdiepie/some other "famous" retard played it.
I killed my own hype.
>>135046082
Probably one of those "it sounds cool because it's foreign" deals.
>>135046082
Blanc turns into Buran.
Their "R" isn't like ours. It's a mixture between "R" and "L" when pronounced. You begin the enunciation with your tongue at the roof of your mouth, similar to an "L". Spoken quickly, it turns into Blanc.
Autism aside, it's just to sound exotic.
