Loving Family Edition
Old: >>134592302
News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>M ASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
>The White March – Part 2, the second expansion to Pillars of Eternity, was released on February 16, 2016 (IT'S HERE)
>Siege of Dragonspear physical edition available for pre-order, priced by jews at $129.99
https://www.beamdog.com/products/baldurs-gate-siege-of-dragonspear-collectors-edition
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Ordering a lewd figurine of some slut and hoping his waifu won't notice
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, our threads take 3+ days and keep dying on a regular basis!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
Friendly reminder that arranged marriages never work out
J. Sawyer is my bride.
>work my ass off looking for bloodstone
>find out you can buy infinite amounts at the black emporium
FML
>>134989590
It's the journey that matters, not the destination !!1
Undeniable perfection
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>134990154
Liara is perfect but Miri is more perfect and moste imo desu senpai
>>134990216
Meredith cosplayers please imho qtest DA character
>>134990323
Miranda is fucken DEAD
>>134990503
This is a fabrication.
>when the parody porn is bad
desu it's quite good without sound
>>134990987
That's why humanity created SFM.
>>134990987
>do parody porn
>remove the costume after a short time
WHY
>>134991293
>tfw animated porn has gotten really fucking good these last years
FeelsGoodMang, soon they'll be longer and even better looking.
>>134991310
I'd imagine it getting really sweaty fucking with that thing on.It's battle armor, you don't fuck in armor, do you anon?;^)[
>>134991568
sounds kinda hot desu
Solas did nothing wrong.
I'm going on a date !!
>>134994136
Hope it's with the argonian!
>>134994286
>>134994136
>>134994887
Wait, wait, does teso have romances? What about sex scenes?
>>134995141
New DLC have sort of bromances and Bioware-like companions. But they don't follow you like in TOR.
>>134994887
Gross.
>>134995531
I'm not seriously playing TESO until I can bang Jakarn.
>>134994136
>>134994887
When are they going to just give up and make it a single player game?
Who is the most Tsundere/Yandere love interest in Bioware games? Female preferred
>>134997413
Tsun: Morrigan
Yan: S*las
>>134997835
S*las is S*suke type.
>>134997413
>most Tsundere
Most - probably Viconia. Also Morrigan and Bastila.
>Yandere
>bioware
>can into yan
Give up, m8.
>>134998180
>>>/a/
>>>/gaia/
Can Saitama/Shiki kill Evanuris/ titans?
>>134997413
I really really like Yandere
what is wrong with me?
>you will never sacrifice filthy shemlen to appease Solas
end
>>134999898
You never met mentally unstable person irl.
>>134995531
Fallout 4 did decent companions but they still had a big lack of content
Why does bioware have the best voice acting?
>>135006612
Post falloutfus?
>>134990987
She's got a pretty face, but I assumed that you were out of work once they uh.. sagged to that degree.
>>135009406
They have the spark.
>>135009435
MacCready...
>>135010018
men like wine
women like milk
>>135010945
Daddies...
>>135010945
She's only 24.
And sure, that's the case if you're George Clooney. The majority of men aren't and look just as awful as they age.
>>135009406
big budgets plus they usually don't do open world games so they can focus on only a few characters instead of hundreds like Bethesda.
Best waifu of any Bioware game?
Um draw your Warden, Hawke, and Inquisitor I guess!
>>135014779
Marian or Elara
uh
God I always forget how much of a grind the Deep Roads are in DAO.
zzz
No living allowed
>>135028262
You're not the boss of me.
>>134997835
Literally kill yourself
>>135033463
so.........THIS.........is the power.........of s*********..........wow........................
oppa watda ttingdong
fadewalkers up to no good
(part of the previously-living-myth-now-fadewalker-au, aka ‘the mark doesn’t kill the inquisitor, it just makes them survive (almost) everyone they love‘)
(also the usual drill, i. e. saar is female, please don’t tag as m!inq etc., and they’re both trans)
Thoughts on new "improved" Morrigan?
>>135043570
looks like a tranny
>>135043570
>>135043570
>>135045089
Nice german version.
>>135045089
Where is the daddy
>>135048232
I'm here for you baby
>>134994136
>>134994887
>same engine as TOR
>looks infinitely better
Can bioware do ANYTHING right?
>>135048507
Her hair makes me crave buttered popcorn
>>135048752
Her eyes make my pee quicken
>>135037484
At least Isabela isn't obese for once.
>>135049995
>no gut, stretch marks, scars, cancer freckles or leg hair
Truly a miracle when it comes to Isabela fan art
Could someone please explain to me how Isabella isn't the female Roosh V?
I think this is what God must look like: an egg. To look at the egg gives me intense pleasure.
>>135050504
I have no idea who that is
This general perfectly represents the state the Dragon Age franchise is in
Pleasure is an egg. If I have an egg, what more can I want?
>>135054306
Pepper
Salt
Plate
>>135054458
Mayonnaise
>>135054518
Semen jokes - not appreciated
>>135055281
I'm serious.
>>135044245
>>135044505
>>135045089
>>135045894
Shame on you all for beinghilarious
>>135048752
It looks like neon Silly String.
>>135050504
That guy.. that guy needs to be strung up and raped by men repeatedly. Then set on fire, rinse and repeat.
>>134990491
best DA Milf
>>135056192
Both are:
Overly sex positive
Manipulative
"Don't care what others think"
Slimy
>>135056687
One is: pro rape legalization, brags about raping women in various places, sets up sekret meetups for beta pricks to gather and talk about his methods.
The other is a fictional pirate whore that is a survivalist.
>>135056902
both:
rape/murder to achieve what they want
seduce/dominate instead of working
try to convince others that they are just
POC POS x2
>>135057254
>POC POS x2
What?
>>135057389
I assume people of color, pieces of shit.
>90 posts in 16 hours
Welp, I have some questions in regards to the BG series. Does the canon party in BG1 get the most interactions and what not? And how would you describe each romance in BG2?
>>135058348
#loss
#heartbreak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-IA6dxaEJ4
>>135058729
BG1 does not have a lot of character interaction. Sometimes party members bicker or volunteer their opinion on things. And they may leave if your reputation becomes unacceptable to them, but otherwise they are more like henchmen. I don't think it's really any different in this regard for the "canon" party than it is if you rolled with all evil characters.
As far as BG2 romances go, Aerie is the easiest one to do and she is the typical "good-aligned" romance. Just be ready for tons and tons of "muh wings". Viconia is the evil romance, though you can do it at higher alignments too. It is more difficult than Aerie and requires some careful dialogue choices at a few key moments. I've never done Jaheira's but from what I understand it also is more difficult than Aerie's.
>>135058729
>Does the canon party in BG1 get the most interactions and what not?
If you mean BG1, no followers really interact with anything, Imoen especially so. Some of them have occasional lines to each other if you stand idle for a bit, like Safiya hitting on Coran, but it's hard to call those proper conversations. EE companions have some banters with each other, but they're pure garbage all around.
In BG2, Jaheira and Viconia have the most banters and random conversations, but only if you romance them. Jan Jansen also never shuts up, while Minsc doesn't even have a personal quest and Imoen has little content with other followers because bioware intended to kill her off up until the release.
>And how would you describe each romance in BG2?
Without going too far into spoilers....
Anomen - extremely self righteous and full of himself, has daddy issues. Probably calls you m'lady at some point during his romance, can't remember it, but he's basically really arrogant and tries to be chivalrous. You can also screw up his quest and make him go on a murderous rampage, but that probably ends the romance. His romance has by far the least material of them all.
Aerie - really insecure, needs a lot of emotional support throughout her romance, dumps you if you offer sex to her. Can cuck you with Haer'Dalis if you act too "aggressive" when their love triangle starts. Has the shortest romance of the girls and no real bad endings.
Jaheira - first part of the romance is about her dealing with her loss of Khalid by being really bitchy, but she comes to the conclusion that he wouldn't mind if you banged hero pretty fast. The romance itself is really long though and tied to her personal Harper shit.
Viconia - she's really lewd and mean, like Morrigan on steroids. Like insults your performance after your first night together mean. She's got a lot of trust issues and so on and so forth and it's really easy to screw up the romance. It's pretty fun though for the hot and cold aspect.
>>135057254
Does Isabela live in her mom's basement?
what do y'all have against isabela with hairy legs? fat rolls are natural. protip: NO women irl actually look like the plastic dolls of porn. you would know that if you left your mom's basement onec in a while
>>135061192
Hey Kiki I'm your biggest fan
>>135061192
Post your selfie, hot stuff
>>135061390
that's me with my /dag/ fans :3
>>135061521
That's David Gaider, Kiki
What is codex talking about? Inscription on the Orzammar throne.
>>135061973
elves
>>135061973
>year 2016
>there are still people who don't know about the orzammar dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx-gwtcJVZE
>>135062015
>>135062270
Wow, you're right. I had no idea about that.
>>135060335
>Can cuck you with Haer'Dalis if you act too "aggressive" when their love triangle starts.
Fuck that faggot, never liked him anyway.
>>135061973
I miss the parchment & paper looking menus from DA:O
DA2 and DA:I menus and UIs looked like they belonged to science fiction games.
>>135062927
>playing an evil bhalspawn
>have to choose between Haer'dalis calling me a raven every two minutes or Jan talking about turnips
>>135062270
>that video
Holy shit, I giggled. The deliberate walking (was he eating and playing at the same time), the music, the edge.
Triss Merigold!
>kill a level 15 dragon
>7k exp
>kill a level 16 dragon
>2k exp
what the fuck game
Why isn't there dwarf romance option? Dagna and Harding are so cute, c'mon bioware.
>>135066321
As long as she's gay I don't care if they put one in.
>>135066321
>dagna
>cute
>>135064678
>>135065209
Kurt, please see why Miss Merigold squeals so convincingly. Perhaps she needs something? Hot irons, for instance?
Let's play a game!
>>135070557
Let's not
>>135070557
Let's play waiting for 404
>>135071763
>>135072665
Haha! anyway here's the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us56UvUDJv0
>>135073892
That is very epic for the win
>>135066321
>dwarf girl companion
Imagine all the fat cosplayers
How the fuck do i farm gold? I need it
>better than magekiller
>>135075149
Which gayme
>>135075149
>>135075554
Right forgot to specify. DAI
>>135075167
more? Do you upload all comics?
>>135075745
filename
>>135075730
Get the perks that let you sell items for more
Sell crafting materials you don't need
>>135075730
Other than using exploits and glitches for infinite gold or using the cheat engine, you only have two options
>Wartable missions
>Selling every blue and gray item.
No item in the game is stronger than the ones you craft yourself. You may keep the purples for collectionitism. Is that a word by the way?
Why is everyone that you can romance in DAI so fucking old? (except for sera i guess)
>>135076380
Who would do this to Morrigan? I will fucking end them
>>135076690
4chan isn't for people under 18
>>135076690
Dorian, Josephine and Cullen are in their twenties as well
>>135076690
The eldest is Cassandra with 37, how is that old?
Excluding Solas of course. Kek.
>>135076690
Dorian and Josephine are probably mid-to-late twenties. Cassandra is 40 but she is quite fit so I'll allow it. I don't know why you can't at least bed Svarah Sun-Hair if you're a male Inquisitor, she seems up for it.
Why is it that every girl you can romance in Baldur's Gate is at least part elf?
>>135076865
>Cullen are in their twenties as well
jesus did you even play the games christ
>>135077368
>>135076865
True, Cullen would have to be in his thirties. He was a Templar even in DA:O so assuming he was maybe 20 then, he would be 31 in DA:I.
>>135077368
Did you?
>>135077539
Cullen was born in 9:11 Dragon. He's the same age as Carver who's about 30 by the end of DA2
>>135077787
>who's about 30 by the end of DA2
Fucking christ.
The end & beginning of DA2 has 6 years inbetween, Carver is 19 at the start. That makes im 25 at the DA2 end. Roughly. Not 30.
>>135078495
>Carver and Bethany are born in 9:11 Dragon
>DAI starts in 9:41 Dragon
Math is not your strong suit, angry pmsing anon
>>135077053
There is no way Blackwall is younger than Cass.
>>135078841
Right.
>He's the same age as Carver who's about 30 by the end of DA2
The way you formed this sentence implied that you thought Carver and Cullen were 30 at the very end of DA2. Not during DA:I
Thanks for wasting both our times fuckboy.
599 posts until /ded/ xD
>>135076865
Late twenties, and iirc WOT 2 confirmed Dorian would be about 30 during DAI, because I remember the Dorian fandom being pissed about that. Apparently a lot of people thought he was like 22.
>>135079434
Really? He just seems younger than 30 but it's hard to tell in games.
>>135079434
According to the wiki, he's the same age as Cullen and one year younger than Alistair
>Apparently a lot of people thought he was like 22.
With a dad like his?
>>135079585
>Dorian Pavus (born 9:11 Dragon[1])
Oh, well, it was the first line on his wiki entry.
>>135079671
Figure it's because a lot of them shipped him with their Inquisitors who are in the 18-22 range.
>>135079162
It's not like you're doing anything productive ;)
>>135077053
I fucking love Cass's eye shadow.
>>135080035
It's not like 10 years is that big of an age gap when you're an adult, and these characters aren't real in the first place
>>135080308
Yeah, but this is tumblr.
>>135079434
>I remember the Dorian fandom being pissed about that
>>>/bsn/
>>>/tumblr/
>>135080487
Dorn's quest is the fist bit of fun I've had with the Enhanced Editions. I'm glad beamdog has daddy now to help with making content that doesn't suck
Playing Inquisition for the first time here.
Should I pick In Hushed Whispers or Champions of the Just? Which one is the most interesting/fun?
No spoilers, please.
>>135083045
Champions of the just
>>135083045
Mage side has a more interesting follow-up, also templar quest is a fucking annoying timed mission
i have a shirt with solas’ tarot on it and i wore it today and i got about 6 different people asking me if the guy on my shirt was jesus
apparently solas is jesus
>>135083045
Definitely In Hushed Whispers.
Champions of the Just will force you to kill a rather good important character in the lore later on.
Plus its a timed mission which is always annoying.
Also you will get to see a familiar face later on if you do the In Hushed Whispers.
>>135079434
He looks closer to 30 than 20. Why the fuck are people surprised by this?
>i have a shirt with solas’ tarot on it
>>135075730
Download the save editor, open your save, and give yourself as much gold as you want.
>>135083650
>Champions of the Just will force you to kill a rather good important character in the lore later on.Calpernia? You can't kill her
>>135083914
I use mine as a pajama/around the house shirt. Screw wearing that thing in public.
>>135083848
People under 25 aren't capable of going on fantastic adventures to save the world, as anime has taught us.
>>135084292
No,Fiona
>>135084547
>good
Good riddance
>>135083848
Because he's mai kawaii gay bff and he can't be older than 20!
>>135083167
>>135083234
>>135083650
Thanks, I went with the mages in the end.
>>135083563
>have a subtle Star Wars shirt
>Alistair like guy complemented me on it
Feels pretty good.
>>135055281
>he doesn't eat eggs and mayonnaise
>>135062015
Why is she fat? Do people not know what an attractive female figure looks like? HOLY SHIT.
>>135087179
That's someone's Hawke so if they want to make them fat or a cripple diabetic dwarf with vitiligo I don't care. It's more annoying when they do it to other characters.
>>135087179
Oh look, it's fanart of Solas groping some blond whore. Haven't seen this before
>>135087814
She's QT I wish my inquisitor was that QT.
>>135088354
I loved this manga when I was 13.
>>135088659
There's a manga of this? Can you point in the direction
>>135088725
I
oh dear.
>>135088725
Is that bread around its neck?
>>135089538
ramen
>>135089538
Looks like Ramen.
Any mod recommendations?
>>135089907
what game?
>>135088854
Not wanting to remove veil is literally as cuckolded as you can get. Removing the veil will turn the tables on humanity and make elves massively more powerful, especially in the ensuing chaos where the pre-existing power structures will be hit the hardest.
>>135088725
Something's off about my waifu
>>135088354
>>135088854
what a waste of talent
Post GOOD cosplay of you're waifu.
>>135091402
>>135091402
>>135090169
Inquisition
>>135091402
Merrill's not my waifu, but I can't find that group cosplay pic with other DA2 girls and this cosplayer is super cute
>>135091402
>>135092920
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/313/?
Conversation Zoom
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/479/?
No waiting for war table
>>135091402
I don't think there is any good Dorian cosplay...
>>135093776
>>135093767
I thought you're supposed to get saggy pancake breasts AFTER you've given birth
>>135093767
That fucking slut had sex.
>>135094019
I wonder who's behind this post
>>135093767
that prime preg love
being held on to by to a very clingy hippo
sweet morri
>>135093182
Thanks, I have the War Table mod. Best mod so far.
>>135093776
http://56.media.tumblr.com/19ea8b4f635746648b8e33e518aa2fff/tumblr_nhsb9qgLeK1qilqefo1_1280.png
>>135091402
>>135093776
Blackwall looks like a young Robert De Niro without his beard.
>>135091402
>>135092957
Here you go.
>>135099173
None of them are qt...
>>135089907
>Schematics and materials mods:
Adds materials to the blacksmith shop (both Haven and Skyhold)
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/982
Quest resources, MP clothes, amulets etc.
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/834
T3 and T4 materials for Redcliffe shop
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/557
>Skills:
Pandemonium Difficulty Setting
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/1002
Stronger Reaver, Ice magic and Necromancer
https://mega.nz/#F!Jh9XGTCA!kTgQKaNE4CwMN7h7MFc_Nw
Unfortunately the author deleted her blog, so here's mega link.
Spirit Blade Nerf Revert
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/804/
>Equip:
No Class Restrictions
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/842/
>Optional:
War Table - No Waiting
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/479
Unlock Specializations (pretty OP)
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/905
More loot
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/1036
Custom Body Models
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/605
No Dirt Buildup
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/411/
That's basically it.
Silas just pushed me off a cliff, I'm officially convinced he's after me.
>>135102035
You're not the only one. Cass and Dorian also did that to me.
Trust no one.
Hello.
>>135105842
>he's never coming back
>>135106351
>benezia.webm
Would you play a game set in a different time period in Thedas? Such as, say, old Tevinter or pre-Calenhad Ferelden?
>>135108250
Nah. The game series is all about Dragon Age and so be it. Would read books tho.
Uppp
post garrett right now or else!!
>>135114365
https://i.imgur.com/QY18hEj.jpg
For you...
>>135088725
What the hell is happening here?
50 hours in and i'm losing my interest in DAI. Why the fuck is this game so long
>>135116214
I'll allow it.
>>135091402
>>135093776
>>135094014
They kinda look like swollen shit when you're knocked up, buddy. Everything does.
>>135108250
No because I already read about the history.
>>135117820
Yeah, but it would be pretty nice to see the history actually played out. Then you know what actually happened.
/dag/ I'm tired and I want someone to propel a sandwich in my mouth so that I don't have to move much.
>>135118156
I'll put something in your mouth alright bby ;)
>>135119021
Hmm.
>>135117113
Too shopped.
>>135119820
Sorry, I tried.
fat cullen
>>135124149
Er.. I've got this, but it's not really fat.
>>135124604
take him out of the fantasy setting and he's just a guy, at that point. It's a decent drawing but it could be any random dude. Are there templars in that generic modern city?
More Garrett please.
>>135083650
>Also you will get to see a familiar face later on if you do the In Hushed Whispers.
Who? I've done it twice now and I don't remember.
Post in spoiler tags for the other anon
>>135125240
It's just a modern au version of him.
There could be templars there, but I haven't read that person's headcannon or description for the image.
I wonder how templars would work out in this world, actually.
Lyrium.
http://youtu.be/sd2VlR2JY2U
Dark Souls 3...
>>135129910
Uh... where?
>http://www.spike-chunsoft.co.jp/zeroescape/
Phi's high waisted shorts!
>high approval alistair has gone gay for my warden
is there a mod to 'fix' this or do i just have to accept him calling me MY LOVE when i select him
Tell me your DA crack pairings.Saraand Iron Bull.Vivand Dorian.
>>135133045
Dorian/maleCass
Morrigan/Hawke
>>135133045
Crack pairings?
