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Call 500 - COMEONNOW for our suicide hotline edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically decrease the stability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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Previous thread: >>134764969

>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po12jlKAWqI

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive!)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/36-add-on-development/ (mods still in development and WIP)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://i.imgur.com/iXtul2v.png (1.0.5 deltaV map)


>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, scatterer-san, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit is not.
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First for your feelings matter.
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Reminder kspg has a Nationstates region
http://www.nationstates.net/region=the_volatile_lands_of_kspg
password is burnsquadcast and we plan on raiding and pissing off other regions
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That shit with the telegrams is not entertaining, catfucker
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>>134957221
Someone told you to make a raiding guide
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>>134957330
Tell me why the fuck not.
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>>134957464
Why not
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>>134957763
Well, there are millions of ways to use your feelings, and another million ways to shape them however you want. People do stupid shit because they haven't mastered the ways of subtle feeling demonstration and feeling management.
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Hullo!
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>>134958137
Hullo
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>>134958137
Why are you not in nationstates with us?
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>>134956586
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun
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>>134958379
>unironically liking ksp

Now watch as the shill tries to assimilate with the herd as 1.1 approaches. Observe it's majestic beauty as it reminds the anons that if they are not satisfied why don't they go make their own game?

Revel in the luxuriant excuses made on Squad's behalf for why it's okay to scam young children out of $110 million dollars while committing fraud and tax evasion.

Immerse yourself in the unrequited nontruths of an anon who believes KSP's science/sandbox/career dichotomy represents a true paradigm and that the 1.0 version that was actually a beta of a still-in-alpha proof of concept is "ready for release" and a complete game.

Hold this anon, for he is full of anger and frustration, his name being HoldYourFire and his asshole being tender from the gallons of blood pouring out of it at every moment of every day, necessitating that he rely upon /kspg/ for fleeting human contact

ANGRY ANON ON LIFE SUPPORT
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>>134958293
isn't he Jannies of Four Channel?
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>>134958610
I thought he was Zoophilistan.
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>>134958975
That sounds more like catfucker
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>>134959184
>Not molesting his snake
What a gaywww
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>>134959184
Maybe he loves his pets too much to molest them.
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>>134958610
Nope
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>>134958293
I played that game long, long ago. No interest in playing it again.

>>134959184
Delete this
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>>134954327
>>134954396
>>134954547
Wanna fly on my Red Rocket?
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Just started a nation, how do I change the region?
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>1.1
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>>134959594
is that you burd
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>>134959610
n/m i got it
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>>134959668
who?

>>134959716
Silicone, thank you very much.
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>>134959465
Well we are not actually playing it, just organising a bunch of raids and shit
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>created United Mexican Kleptocrats
>haven't done shit since
>I'm roleplaying!
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>No 1.1 exp leaks

Also, GLORIOUS SOYUZ LAUNCH FOR MOTHER RUSSIA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdRlu-PYNJA

T-2 hours comrades
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>>134959948
Cool! That's the right attitude!
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>>134960039
Anon, I'm pretty sure they implied they were taking the rest of March off an experimentals would begin April 1, prerelease scheduled to start june 1 but due to too many bugs found pushed to July and then of course they will never get past prerelease because they only reason they are doing it is so that they can blame the fanbase when they decide to shut down and run with the rest of thr $100 mill they stole
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evens, fallout NV
odds, bike ride
0, ksp or an hero
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>>134960209
They only said the core devs were taking a break, not that development would completely stop. You can even check the steamdb page and see that builds have still been going out.
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Which one of you faggots betrayed our glorious region?
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>>134960416
Dirtbag created his own region.
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>>134960463
We should change password tbqhwy
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>>134959668
Did you forget that I'm "literally" featherweight?
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>>134960984
Post yourself with some toys so we can make sure :^)
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>>134961081
>implying I would ever lewd online
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>>134960597
I think Burnsquadcast is fine
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comfy
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>>134961357
Just change it so it's not the same as before
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1.1 is the alpha
1.1 is the omega
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>>134961534
1.1 is more like another blunder in need of plugins to "fully function".
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ebin
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>>134962130
1.1 is the end

it will have a barn
prerelease will fail
badie will fumble

It saddens me to think what will happen to this place when KSP is finally put out of its misery, but it'd be a mercy killing, none the less.
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>>134962194
I always chuckle when I see that issue.
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>>134961357
wow, capitalising the first letter, who would ever think of that
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Should I take a methamphetamine I have in my hand right now?

>>134962389
Should I?
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>>134962252
>it will have a barn

[Citation needed]
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>>134962515
>responding to bait
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>>134962252
1.1 is not the end to their fuck up, just another chapter into a game that depends on plugins to be fun.
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>>134962492
Change the password before getting shitfaced you tard
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>>134962515
It's true, Spoon mentioned it on stream back in November, while desperately trying to stay relevant
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>>134962639
wrong
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>>134961242
>implying you haven't
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>>134962894
Sure he did
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Just curious, is there anyone here who has a problem with "BURNING SQUADCAST" ?
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>>134963197
Who could have a problem with something that never happens?
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>>134963192
>>134963305
:^)

I think you're still on a leave of absence, waiting desperately for your hate train to disappear

You reap what you sow, Maxmaps.
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>>134963030
When did I?
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>>134963383
Change the password you mongoloid
And keep burnsquadcast if you want, but make it a bit harder to guess
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>>134963383
>still not answering the [citation needed]
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>The cynical population of 5 million Billies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

Yes, I like this nation.
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>>134963818
well i guess you'll just have to wait and see

spoiler: I'm always right

http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3
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>>134964031
What an absolutely factual, well documented and in no way ambiguous evidence you have there

10/10 totally right
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>>134964350
If you put a tampon up your ass can you make it to the store without leakage?
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>>134964542
Hahahaha what a faggot you are
You can't even deliver a lick of evidence of anything you say
What a little excuse of an angry kid you are
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>>134964542

>being this buttmad
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>>134964768
Quality post
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Cute. CUTE.
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>>134964971
Join our region, we need more memes
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>>134963652
he probably thinks you're me
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>>134965959
No, I'm sure he's the guy who was calling you me
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How do you get around the spam filter when you quote more than like 3 posts?
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>>134966486
I can't for some reason
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>dude
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>tfw still no sneks in our region
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>>134968081
We do need the extra diversity.
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Come on snek, we need our homo quota in there
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>>134968081
I won't do it
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>>134968641
I support your choices.
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>>134968641
It's literally a check it once a day website. Just type in some memes for a quick laugh.
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1.1 when?
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>>134968995
Two weeks after experimentals ends
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http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=357060&start=8075

Gsg is going all in with memes in the forums
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>>134968995
two weeks after the end of prerelease which is within the event horizon where time collapses upon itself, so technically speaking "never"
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>>134969017
Too long, gib game now.
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>Next week's devnotes
>Welcome back, Max and Hugo!
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>>134968624
No

>>134968641
COME OOOOON
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>>134969180
Holy shit that's like a tumblr embassy
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>intake air is not a resource
>intake air is not a resource
>intake air is not a resource
>INTAKE AIR IS NOT A RESOURCE
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>>134969972
I DONT WANT TO REEEEEEEE
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>>134970638
IT LITERALLY TAKES 30 SECONDS
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>>134970521
1. Edit orange tank.
2. Fill with intake air
3. Attach jet
4. Profit.
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Can someone remind me what oxidizer is?
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>>134971231
it rusts the rocket fuel
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>>134970991
REEEEEEEE
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>>134971332
DONT REEEE AT ME AND MAKE A NATION
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>>134971231
It's what reacts with the fuel so it can burn
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>water is just rusty hydrogen
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>>134971231
Can't have fire without burning oxygen. Oxidizer is liquid oxygen so engines can ignite in a vacuum.
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hullo
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>>134972401
>liquid oxygen
Pls stop entitlement
>>134970521
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>>134973589
Oxidizer is a reactent. Intake air is bullshit.
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>>134973589
What point are you trying to make? That you're a dumbass?
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>>134974228
Intake air is not a resource.
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>>134975893
Prove it
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>>134976174
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This is a render.
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>>134976413
It's set to not show up there, you can see that in it's config.
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/gsg/ is on a funposting spree at the nationstates forum
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>>134976923
I'm glad they're happy
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>>134976562
If a dolphin solicits you, do you think that would make it okay?
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>>134977034
I'm lmaoing a lot with them desu
It has been a while since I witnessed some coordinated funposting
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>>134977496
What
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Astellum takes the skies.
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>>134978589
Can it even space?
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>>134978589
Have you changed the password?

Btw, /gsg/ is about to get its region banned
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>>134979047
Why? What are they doing?
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>>134979015
It's meant to be a fighter.
>>134979047
No, I haven't changed the password.
>>134979159
If we follow in their footsteps, the World Assembly can make a proposal to condemn our actions.
Or get banned. Somehow.
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>>134979324
What is it fighting?
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>>134979436
The sky.
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>>134979584
>not the power
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>>134979637
>tfw no drill of giga magnitude to pierce the heavens with
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>>134979324
Change it

>>134979159
They got bored and started memeing hard on the forums, triggering people in the trans thread and baiting hard on the USA election threads
A bunch of people got banned already and a mod just posted in the region asking to stop, I suspect a complete region ban within the day.

Take a look at the region board
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>>134979923
Why change it?
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Why does it feel so good?
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>>134980049
Because one guy left the region and joined another region and could show the password around
I asked in here if anyone was that guy and nobody replied
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Gib 1.1.
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>>134980376
You will meet your God before you meet 1.1
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>>134980256
Fair enough.
New password:
onepointonewhen
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>>134980458
>space is god
>kerbal is god
>squad is god
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>>134980772
Good
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even nap
odd games
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Did anyone managed to get rid of that annoying "half planet atmosphere" glitch using EVE?
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>>134982580
Quit being entitled, mod user. Fuck, I bet you even use 64 bit.
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Turns out overcontrolling dictatorships are safe as fuck
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>>134983472
>safe
Go away spoon
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>>134983472
That's more of an environmental beauty thing, old age.
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>>134983764
Apparently the safety rating itself isn't that high, I guess all of those "voluntary" euthanisations for organ harvesting count as old age deaths. :^)
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>>134983158
How about you stop sperging out would you.
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So are we raiding africa tonight?
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burn gdc
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https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4a5o6g/just_so_therell_be_no_misunderstandings_later/
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>>134988081
Should I be impressed? Disgusted? Amused? Angry?
Why did you link that?
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Why isn't there anything KSP related in this thread except for the starting post?
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>>134989537
Because the game has been mostly the same since 1.0 which was like a year ago, this is not a screenshot galore threads like cbg for example.
We are just waiting for the next major update to drop somewhere around next month, so you will probably see a rise in ontopic posting as people finds bugs and broken stuff.
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>>134990795

Then why have a general at all?
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>>134990939
Why not?
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>>134990939
>Not having a general dedicated on shitting Squad.
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How do you get these things back, circled in white?

I used to have them but they no longer appear.
Trying to match an orbit around Kerbin for a Satellite contract.

pic related.
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>>134994039
Post screenshot of your game where they don't show up
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>>134994039
Hover mouse over them?
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nvm,
Only use your feelings when you're certain you'll get something back.
Never again. You were right, catfucker.
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>>134994039
You need to target something for them to show up.
Those are the ascending and descending nodes and are relative to a target body or orbit. No targets = no markers
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>>134994585
>>134994214
>>134994139
This is what my orbit looks like right now, I'm almost dead on with the contract orbit but its not completing.
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>>134995174
Target something.
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>>134995174
The moving dots on the target orbit aren't there to be pretty.
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>>134995174
Your orbit's backwards
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Guys I've been trying to launch this payload with a Proton rocket and every time I have a weird bug where the camera starts focusing an imaginary point outside of the rocket. This keeps happening at regular intervals so eventually I can't see the rocket.

I've tried to launch a different payload with the same Proton rocket and it's fine, I've tried to launch the same payload with a different launcher and I still have the bug.

So I think there's something wrong with one these parts that somehow changes the CoM of the rocket.

Any ideas to fix it?


>>134995174
Are you sure you're orbiting in the right direction?
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>>134995395
Delete the payload craft and rebuild it from scratch, see if that fixes it.
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>>134995302
I targeted the Mun and i see them, they just dont help with what I'm trying to match, but thank you.

>>134995331
I can get them so close they're almost impossible to see.

>>134995380
>>134995395
How do you know what way you need to orbit?
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>>134995551
>How do you know what way you need to orbit?
Read this post again and think about it. >>134995331
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>>134995174
Probably a bug, because you don't have to gain an orbit with pinpoint accuracy to complete a sat contract.
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My rocket always flips upside down mid-flight

Wat do?
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stop posting ksp
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>>134995551
Hover over the ascending node, and if it says 180, then you're orbiting the wrong way
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>>134995667
>>134995331
Oh! Those dots.

Fuck.
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>>134995818
Counteract the spin with a shitload of RCS.
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>>134995839
>there are people that manage to fuck up this bad
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>>134996159
>mfw I got 2 (You)'s

>>134995490
Ok I'm gonna try.
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>>134991179
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>>134995490
Yup it still happens.
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>>134999021
I'm not sure what it might be then, sorry.
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I have returned from replacing my laptop's thermal paste. The excess isopropyl alcohol will be used in pyrotechnic experiments.
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>>134999503
Nice looking expansion there, not a great nozzle but looks cool
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>>134999761
It made a cool whistling sound too.
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>>134999503
Send it to NASA
Tell them you've got this whole "going to space" thing completely figured out
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>>134999949
If that were true, they wouldn't have used Ethanol75+LOX in V2 rockets.

I would have invented Isopropanol91+LOX and sent the idea to __ULA__.
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>>135000669
>ULA
It's like you don't even want to make America great again
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>>134999240
Ok I found the problem. Those monopropellant tanks with the solar panels. Whenever there's one of those in the rocket, at around an altitude of 6 km the camera starts focusing way below the rocket.

Actually a good thing because I wasn't sure which ones looked better.
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>tfw I think 0.17 is the best version they've released
Anyone else a nostalgiafag like that? I'm just disinterested with the newer versions. I find them boring and too realistic. I like the old parts and stuff because it looks more goofy and kerbal-like, not all this new stuff that looks like it came out of NASA's assembly building. Also does anyone have version 0.14.1? Preferably not in torrent form.
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>>135001668
I plan to make Astellum great again, not America.
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>>135002814
>>134999503
keep posting
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>>135003469
How about _________________no__________________
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>immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
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>>134964768
Best post of /kspg/ 2016
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https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4a5t3f/saw_this_today_i_almost_cried/
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>Top 1% Highest Drug Use - 601st
I put mind controlling chemicals in the tap water and somehow this happened
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The Tpaнcпopтный кopaбль cнaбжeния (TKS) is finally ready for launch!
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>>135009623
Damn this rocket is overkill for stock Kerbin size
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>>135009623
>>135010019
wasted kilobytes tobh
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>>135010293
I should change the skybox already. Also there's something wrong with these clouds...

Good night everyone.
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>Delete satellite accidentaly
>It was the one I worked so hard on
brb killing myself.
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How much better would the game perform under Unity 5, anyways?
I'm tired of having 40fps for a 50-part vessel.
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>tfw slowly realizing that there's nothing I will ever be able to do to find true happiness, and must spend my entire life in a constant state of apathy.
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>>135016170
>tfw just want a qt girl to love me
The rest would be piece of cake.
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>>135016351
Get a cat
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>>135016395
fuck off

It was kinda funny at first, but it's just stale as fuck now.
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>>135016591
It's still a perfectly feasible option
More feasible than a human gf, actually
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>>135016591
Is he wrong, though?
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>>135016824
I don't know, I mean, a pet is cute and all, but human interaction is not replaceable.
I think I might have chronic depression anyway so it doesn't matter at the end of the day.
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>>135017101
Still better than nothing
And having nothing is better than being cucked
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>>135017101
pets help with depression
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>>135017224
Not like people can.

Also,

actual human sex >>>>>> raping cats
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>>135017301
That is true
However, actual human sex <<<<<<< consensual sex with cats
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>>135017301
>Not like people can.
are you sure?
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>>135017439
Yes.

Pets (not sexing them) do help with depression, but the right people can help you more.
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>>135017531
>but the right people can help you more.
such as?
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>>135017531
Good fucking luck finding "the right people", though
Besides, no one says you can't have sex with animals and humans
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>>135017531
>the right people can help you more.
But the "right people" are rare as fuck. Most humans are stuck up bitches.
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Sex with pets bump
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>>134959668
Ok, we've got to get the turk a different name. Shit's too close to my territory.
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>There is a microsoft edge icon on my taskbar now

Ok Windows 10, this shit ain't funny.
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>>135021921
Install Linux
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>>135021985
I'm considering it. Although I get enough of it already with Rasbian.
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>>135022064
dual boot and give it a 2 week trial.
if you don't like it, it's pretty easy to just delete the partitions and revert the computer back to the way it was.
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>>135021921
>Windows 10
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>>135017675
Most people don't consider seeing a therapist even though it's a good thing for anybody to do. Nearby humans can talk you through your problems in a way that animals can't.
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>>135023065
Again, no one says you can't have both
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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>drunk, naked and alone
What do
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>>135023682
Something you'll regret when you're sober
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>>135023682
waggle your willy?
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>>135023682
Go to sleep.
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>>135023435
>replying to 1 year and 146 day old posts
I'm bloated as fuck right now and it hurts so fucking bad HELP
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fact: if your country isn't in the 0-20 range, your country isn't white.

in other news niger is white. good work niger.
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>>135025018
Go take a piss
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>>135025134
>4chan x scrubs the filename
Global-Lactose-Intolerance.png
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>>135025134
>spain
what?
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>>135025018
Quit having periods satchmo.
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>>135025364
are you really surprised
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>>135025134
>argentina
>white
also how is sweden white, that can't be correct.
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>>135025243
>>135025436
I got to a toiletNever knew diarrhea can form shock diamonds
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>>135025701
i edited it to see who would notice
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>>135025134
>Russia
>white
Hello Satch
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>>135009623
>>135010019
>>135011312
>launching TKS on Proton
>using a non-man rated rocket to launch a manned spacecraft
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Telemachus is a different kind of comfy. Especially with two monitors.
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>>135025436
>you will never surgically remove her uterus and then mock her for her infertility
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Is there any way to get rid of this left thing on Clover?
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>>135030487
Don't you just swipe left?
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>>135030548
I'm trying but it doesn't work
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>>135030918
Maybe the settings?
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I fucking hate python
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>>135031372
I tried everything, nope. I'll just downgrade to the version without this shitty redesign.
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>>135031612
did you know that the only languages that have a good reason to exist are c and c#?
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>>135030068
>you will never give her a surprise boob job
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>>135030487
Pretty sure it's settings, advanced settings, force phone layout.
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Do russians support trump?
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>>135035945
putin does, so yes. russians are genetically predisposed to loving political strongmen.
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>>135036036

wew lad
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