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Previous Thread: >>128761905
SLACKS GET OUT
Remember, Starladder almost didn't let Alliance play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEz5jOQS3xw
nth for ppd
"tempo"
Post S4
first for that annoying voice
>alex garfield final
This is the worst outcome
>pick a hero that is only useful every two minutes
>lose a single fight
>lose game
why the fuck are people still picking this dumpster hero?
>>128768742
omfg he make me cringe so bad
>>128768747
Reminder that Allaince booked a flight on the last day
>>128768590
Wait.
You unironically think that Ppd is a better drafter than S4?
NO FINN WILL EVER WIN ANYTHING
SUCK IT, MONGOS
>>128768701
JUST
even when muted i can hear his retarded voice
what is going on
i cannot take this cringe anymore
Well played, Alliance.
Celebrating with dessert.
>>128768759
>>128768720
the only one married has his wife there
I think you are pushing your c.uckoldry fantasies to far anon, keep that shit to yourself not everyone is a c.uck like you
Can PPD the sultan of draft stop this [a] meme?
>pick DP in the first phase TWICE when she has a 25% winrate
Who is the fucking MORON drafting for liquid
What an exciting 2nd place match that was!
>>128768792
close the stream you fucking moron
i hate that Sir /r/fatfuck so fuckin much.
he makes r/cyborgfatt seem ok.
>>128768515
>liquid keeps drafting a shitty meme hero like DP
THE HERO NOW HAS 25% WINRATE AFTER 16 MATCHES IN SLAVLADDER YET RETARDED PROS KEEP PICKING THE HERO
Kuro is retarded.
This is a fucking cringefest
>forced signatures
WHY?
Did that slav just shoo slacks off stage?
Lmao
>Alliance didn't deserve an invite
Which one of you reddit said it?
>not only is EGM back after playing on tier 3 teams
>not only is Bulldog back after having an abysmal post-TI3 stretch and being off the team for awhile
>but S4 is back after flopping at TI
>>128768904
lmao cuck
>>128768908
k-god
>>128768813
ppd is a WAY better drafter than s4. Do you really think Alliance are outsmarting people purely on drafts? They have a set playstyle and pool of heroes that they work off of and can make small variations to adjust to the opponent's responses.
EG as a team can play any style at a moment's notice and ppd's reactionary drafting and hero counters are generally on point.
>this russian host
>>128768907
ppd will leave Invoker unbanned, knowing S4 will choke with it
>>128768883
nice gaymur accessories :D
This wasn't an Alliance victory, this was a Liquid defeat. They played all their team fights like shit, DP didn't know who to focus with the spirits, Oracle saving Dark Seer instead of saving his ult for DP, the team not capitalizing on the stunned and silenced ES targets, Lycan going for medallion and having no carry items while also not split pushing, etc.
>>128768883
It's an other pole posting his slav pig disgusting food episode.
>>128768837
fuck
>even if he wins, Loda is still cucked by Kelly
POST PPD BLUE DILDO PIC PLS
>>128768827
Don't bully Finns pls
Finland is best neighbour and greatest ally.
Drow gets raped by bristle black, the fuck is this?
>>128768953
S4 is back because these mids heroes are more his play style. Its literally TI3 era where its not farmed mids, its play maker mids.
>watching an interview with slacks when you can either mute the stream or just close it outright
This is reddit tier of complaining tbqh
ENDURANCE RUN
This Belarussian host is so classy. Reminds me of this guy.
the final is today right
>>128768893
s4 is well dressed!
hey guys i'm new here so maybe this is a stupid question but
what did kellymilkies do that you hate her so much? her only involvement in the scene is that she's managing [A] and they seem to like her so what's the problem?
>>128768860
>Well adjusted, clean skin, good hairlines, shaven
ixmike doesn't get even a single one of those
HURRAH FOR AMERICA!
>>128768914
reddit also thinks kotlguy is a good caster and that shane and sheever makes a good panel
>>128768813
>>128768907
Have you retards even been watching EG in this tournament? They just pick whatever fuck they want and it always works because they're the most versatile team in Dota.
>>128768883
You're my favorite new meme poster, based razer amerifat
>>128768883
>trying to be healthy but eats tons of unhealthy shit
Just get some dark chocolate and a banana or two and melt the chocolate over them.
What went wrong?
When will eternaltrashvy be kicked for black^ even hes better than this garbage at this point
>>128769096
>copying alliance's drafts
>picking whatever the fuck they want
>>128769074
>hating on ixmike88
hello reddit
>>128768907
sultan indeed with all those pakis in his team LMAO
>>128769147
misery and animeman
>>128768907
It didn't that long for EG for break the TI curse unlike Alliance.
Why do they still invite this retard lumi to events?
>>128769147
EE and w33 are dog shit. bone7, pld, and poopey are mediocre as fuck
>>128769067
>beyond ugly
>literal parasite
>whore
What's not to hate?
>>128768883
how much do you eat?
>>128768720
liquid fangays? EleGiggle
>>128769204
Nothing about EGs drafts are copied from Alliance you dumb swedecuck
>>128768893
whos the girl on the right?
>>128769217
>liking ixmike88
goodbye 9gag
>>128769251
Why do they still invite this retard sheever to events?
>yurocucks are reduced to rooting for lelaliance
>EG continues to roll face
Y U R O S
>>128769261
>bone7
haha
>>128769297
>twitch emotes
kill yourself
>>128769147
You implying black^ isnt good? Hes very well rounded and can play niche picks as well. Not a bad player by any means
>>128768883
>hey look at me im such a western cultured polish guy with all these gamer products and english labelled good amirite guys xd
>gamer accessories are actually a meme products for the bottom of the barrel scraps people in western countries
ROFL
>>128769147
i dont know what the hell was with that last game but timber was the most useless piece of shit ever
>>128769261
misey, not bone7
my bad
>>128769346
>Alliance: 5 TI winners
>EG: 4 TI winners
>>128769357
he seems to get lost in chaotic teamfights and generally looks like he is not sure who to focus etc.
>>128769330
>m-muh diversity
Seriously tho, Sheever's ok.
>>128768978
PPD has no idea what he's drafting. He hasn't figured out the patch so he goes Hail Mary every game relies on the high skill cap of his team to win.
And history has proven over and over that it's not the team with the highest skill but the team with the best synergy that wins. And Alliance is that team this tournament.
He's going to try to "counter' S4 drafts and in the process end up countering himself.
I predict 3-1 for Alliance. And even that 1 game will be really close.
Sorry for our hosts. I don't know why are acting like this.
>>128768883
>this is how yuros actually live
>>128769147
I genuinely believe the problem with EE is literally anime.
He lives his life like it's some sort of anime fantasy. Just because he's the protagonist of his life, he thinks he will be successful. He doesn't work as hard as he thinks he does. His pool is limited and loses the plot halfway through teamfights.
He is egotistical and I bet he doesn;t listed to his teammates decisions when playing.
Anime, not even once.
>>128769301
>this americuck delusion
>implying I'm swedish
Hey guys, morphia66 is fake crying on stream today as she plays! Let's all send her the ol' /d2g/ hug of death and donate to her to cheer her up!
>>128769482
So true it hurts. How can one man be so autistic
>>128769465
Can you ask Ineska to suck my dick? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
>>128769261
EE played fine, it was mostly w33 and misery playing like shit and puppan drafting like an idiot.
>>128769261
>watch replay of alliance vs secret
>w33 drags venge onto a cliff
>venge just swaps with secret gyro
>tusk has to use all his spells just to get gyro back into the fight they already lost
That was one of the worst plays I have ever seen.
>>128769480
>amerispics pointing fingers
not enough tacos for you juan?
reminder that due to the Dota Flynn Effect, everything prior to TI4 is meaningless because everyone was retarded bad subhuman trash shitter at the game
>>128769562
>EE plays ok once
>people forget about the 7 million times he threw
What if Alliance actually win? I'm s-scared.
>>128769346
>>EG continues to roll face
Yes losing against good teams in group stage and then lucking out in the playoffs with washed up chinks and russians
>>128769530
I'd rather give u a hug cutie (^_^;)
>>128769482
This is probably a copy pasta, but its true as fuck. He literally got cucked by a cartoon. AND THAT NIGGA HAS A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX? LIKE REALLY? YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE A CARTOON MADE FOR chiNK PERVS? AND YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN EVERYONE? KILL YOURSELF YOU LUCkY NEET FUCK.
>>128769558
who is ineska
>>128769605
>yuroslims on maximum damage control
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>128769558
>ineska
she's with matumbaman now, sorry bro.
https://twitter.com/ineskaUA/status/688250834438631424
>starladder grand finals
>forced to choose between pakistan and sweden
just fuck my shit up
>it's a your captain drafted DP match
>>128768914
typical
The redditors are so desperate to white knight someone more pathetic than themselves they're endangering lives. Mine and Slacks too. Suicide rates for white males are no joke. Slacks has all the signs of someone who is incredibly nervous and awkward, someone who probably hates himself and hates his life. And who can blame him. Seems like someone who could kill himself any day now and the world would be shocked it hadn't happened sooner.
Yet somehow, he keeps going, and keeps putting himself in these situations where he has to maintain this facade of the lively, kooky, confidant guy. And he just. doesn't. stop.
When he gets a real job and finds peace in himself, so shall I have peace. The world would be a better place. I hate seeing him in dota events so god damn much.
>>128769330
>>128769251
Serious question. How don't we have better casters then these two? And what about Winter? What a fucking waste of oxygen
I mean, I liked that South African guy. He seemed ok. Had some top memes in conjunction with Owen Dank Pixel.
>OFFICIAL CASTER TIER LIST
1. Tubby on hype cast
1. ODpixel on hype cast
3. L 'Oy vey Godz ids like anuddah shoah' D
3. Godz on analysis
5.South Africa on analysis
6. Kotlguy
6. Capitalist
.
.
9998. Lumi
9999. Winter
Dogshit: Siractionslacks being involved at all
Dogshit^2: GrandGrant on casting
Dogshit^3: Sheever on casting
Who am I forgetting?
why is godz such a giant faggot?
Why are the American teams always so brown and non-white regardless of sport?
How are Americans even able to cheer for racial strangers?
>>128769330
She is a host, and she is doing a good job.
>>128769682
>honeypot stages
>>128769805
winter is good you just can't get over his accent i guess
>fnatic in the CS:GO final
>Alliance in the Dota 2 final
The rest of the world was left
>>128769805
i stopped listening to english casting
knowing slav is good for you in some cases, who knew?
>>128769805
>Serious question. How don't we have better casters then these two? And what about Winter? What a fucking waste of oxygen
Winter at least has knowledge, which is far more important than some retard that screams and talks about bagels.
>>128769805
>implying that Synderen isn't best analyst caster
>basement
sheever knows the dota 2 community
>>128769067
she is a scene slut I forgot where she started from but she moved onto sc2 and dota.
its only because she's latched onto a successful boyfriend that she hasn't done shit (successful as in keep a sponsored job for a long time)
She has a big history of being a shit person
In the SC2 scene she was trying to be a caster and failed because no one could fucking understand her. She went to cast with tobi (can't recall if this was SC or dota) and proceed to be afk on the phone for the entire cast.
One of the big reasons people hate her is because she was dating a pro SC2 player, broke up with him the same day he was playing and then proceeded, on camera, go on stage and give his opponent a hug to fuck with him.
She ALWAYS starts twitter drama even fucking with shit she has nothing to do with.
There's no reason to like her
>but but shes a mom to dota players
Does it for her benefit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvSn8rLhV24
Honestly watch that video and tell me you don't hate her
>>128769805
Hypecasters are fucking cancer.
>>128769907
what part of melting pot dont you get?
>yuros cant into simply logical conclusions
>>128769530
>>128769530
she looks so fucking cute today
>>128769805
hype casters are fucking worthless leaches
>>128769637
I'd say it's the opposite actually, he has a high risk high reward playstyle so his fuckups gets exaggerated but the rewards remain unnoticed. He does not do many "big plays" but his farming efficiency, game awareness and split push abilities are really good.
>honeypot lan
see you at major lol
>>128769931
How can someone be this cute?
>>128769945
>welcoming refugees.webm
>>128769907
america is a brown country
Vitalii Volochai @v1lat
So we will have 9 TI champions (and Artour) on stage tomorrow! #sltv #hype #EGvsAlliance
>>128769530
>watching mophia
>Muh arbitrarily defined landmass is better than yours!
>Muh arbitrarily defined landmass is better than yours because 5 people from it won at a video game that one time!
Go back to /int/ you fags.
>>128770038
>melting pot
>every representative is a nigger or asian
?
>>128769945
>rape capital of the world
>58% male and climbing
>getting fucked by EG tomarrow
Sweden YES!
>>128769530
Based qt slavs
>>128769067
she broke up with some SC2 player and went up on stage hand hugged some other sc2 player on the same day, literally broke up with her bf right before he was gonna play a match.. And KEKED him on stage infront of thlusands
>>128769805
gonna be unpopular, but odpixel is actually retarded, he just shouts and memes, half the thing he says happening are just his imagination (like venge swapping in arteezy, he goes 'ARTOOZY BLINKS BIG BALLS')
I mean once you take away the memes and shouting he is ayesee-level idiot
>>128770004
so one of the reasons you hate her is because she didn't do well as an sc2 caster?
alright i'm starting to understand
brb while watching that 2 hour youtube video
>>128770148
>>128770165
>watching camwhores
>only the finals left
>we're gonna go back to cs:gay now :^)
>>128770004
>watching a 2 hour video
No thanks, I'll take your word for it.
>csgo cucks
>>128770148
>and Artour
>>128770165
Why is this bitch so famous
>>128770094
HAHAHAHAH, I don't know why, this pic is so funny, I can't explain
>>128769964
Synderyn is acceptable. I would happily put him at 6 for Analysis. I also forgot about merlini, so we'll chuck him in at 9. Solid panelist but no banter.
>>128770074
>>128770006
>not understanding that it's almost entirely the way every single sportsball game is commentated
1. entertaining person mildly related to sport
2. ex-pro and/or former legend and/or knowledgable other
try to prove me wrong - you can't
>>128770148
Arteezy blown the fuck out
>>128770074
>>128770006
4chan is completely doomed after all.
>>128770060
Because she is "cosplaying" (trying to get more views) Karina(the best girl)
wait Alliance fuckign won over Liquid rofl?
>>128770148
>(and Artour)
kek
>>128770239
JUST
>>128770148
>(and Artour)
>>128770234
I'm with you bro, his play by play is actually awful, he just can't follow the action like LD or Tobi does, he calls nonexistent plays and doesn't seem to get half the action
>>128770331
Russian helenalive
>>128769805
>Serious question. How don't we have better casters then these two?
because of retards like you who think hype casters are good
You got odpixel, gods and kotlguy as good casters, you're a fucking brain dead retard
the other reason is because studios are managed by casters so they keep their shit hype caster friends in the scene
I mean look at how long zyori was at fucking bts
>>128770331
>sad reddit boys who want cute geek girl xD
She probably already have a black boyfriend.
https://twitter.com/v1lat/status/688412378241847296
>As far as i know, finals are BO3
wut
>>128770148
>and Artour
>>128770238
Kelly is a horrible person that thinks she's more important than she is.
Also as a manager for a team in an organization she basically does nothing but acts like she does.
While you might not hate Kelly, there is no reason to like her.
>>128770097
post zai
>>128770234
No, of course he's retarded, he's from the UK
I personally just think he sounds funny, but that's sort of the point. He is quite well spoken though desu
all that fast english babble makes for quite an entertaining fight breakdown imo
>>128770404
Is team liquid good at anything?
Why is Alliance so good?
Why is the rest of EU so bad?
>>128770148
AND BOY
N
D
B
O
Y
Gonna fucking wreck some swedeshitters.
>take dire's top t1 along with a phantom assassin
>tp out because i know they're coming
>PA doesn't have a TP scroll and gets killed by a troll coming out of jungle
>get flamed for being a "shit team player"
is he in the right to do this?
>>128770479
what the fuck
>>128770532
their starcraft squad was pretty decent
too bad that game is dead
>>128770535
they trick people into showing up in the same games as s4
>>128769530
I want to fuck her so hard in doggy i dislocate her fragile shoulder
who shares this feel?
>>128770535
>>128770518
>>128770479
Gotta make time for CS my friend.
>>128770596
durkas baka
Thanks for the easy Starladder.
>>128770625
They never actually won anything though right?
I used to watch starcraft sometimes and they always disappointed.
>>128770148
>and artour
is there somewhere record of Alliance vs Liquid yet ?
>>128770148
>and artour
What kind of canadian name is Artour anyways? Is it french?
>>128770867
He's an Uzbek immigrant.
>bo3 finals
>another full single elim bo3 bracket
lol when did starladder go to fucking shit jesus christ.
whatever happened to our boy zyori? i don't see him around so much any longer
>>128770867
he's a muzzie of some sort
>>128770238
Because she somehow got fucking got a job as a caster at GOM to cast games, who fucking knows how she pulled that off
the only thing I know is that I had to suffer because of it
>>128770796
Liquid HuK was basically their Arteezy. Mad potential, but he would rather think hes good and meme on twitter and twitch. I still miss HuK though, glory days of Starcraft was fucking awesome.
>>128770954
>our boy
>>128770951
JUST
Joakim Akterhall @FollowAkke
Winning is really nice but seeing all the fans after is the best! Thanks guys
Whats gulag option of Akke ?
>>128770954
got the boot
BTS got kotlguy and llama instead
>>128770951
When they took Toby away
>>128770284
you can watch the first three minutes and get a good sense of what I'm talking about
>>128770796
taeja used to body westerners and some koreans at third party tournaments.
never did well in a gsl tho.
>>128770857
Check the tens of thousands of Russian youtube channels that upload vods faster than any of the major studio channels. There is litterally a thousand of them. I like Dota.TV desu
>>128770954
>our boy
don't you mean..sniff boy?
>>128771036
he was our crush till he cried during the first major cast announcement about no girls
>>128770954
he went to the other jew , aka Sunsfan. No idea why and what is he doing. Also
>our boy
uzbek + paki + designated VS somalians
who will win??
>>128771036
>Whats gulag option of Akke ?
Underwhelming player but one of the few non-losers IRL amongst pros.
>>128769673
It's ok m8, even Secret and OG have won
>>128770796
Westerners couldn't even compete with tier 2 koreans. That game was DOA but it was fun while it lasted
>>128770461
does black russians exist?
EG is going to beat these swedecucks so hard.
Is it even worth watching tomorrow?
>>128770954
got kicked and then shit smeared on his face by being invited to mafia
>>128771212
Mostly females for some reason. Black russian males are quite rare
>>128770238
she also has a kid or two that she completely abandoned because shes anawful person. i dont mean she gave them up for adoption either
So gulag , is [A] really back?
>>128770597
Yes, you should have stayed to help the most important member of your team (the farming hard carry)
>>128770954
>no hoverhand
Not one of us.
>eg winning a lan
>suddenly the honeypot lan meme disappears
What a FUCKING EBIN coincidence, right guys?
g-guys?
What are you guys doing in the downtime that morphia has been afk?
>>128771331
I think so.
>alliance is unequivocally the best team in europe right now
explain yourselves, yurokeks
>>128771367
>500k
I fell asleep before game 3 of EG vs LGD.
Can I get a summary of it
>>128771212
Of course not, but handsome traveling dota2 players, there is a lot since Russia is the oficial dota country
>>128769805
capitalist is #1. He's not shit at the game and he has the radio voice. Also Synderen when he gives up on the "we will be a direct invite to next major" dream
>>128771331
>>128771367
Yes
>>128771030
CANCER MY SHIT UP
>>128771331
only until next patch
>>128770326
Why is she so perfect?
>>128771314
Lmao
>>128771443
Sylar picks terrorblade and dies 4 times within 7 minutes.
>>128771430
>1/6th of a major
how is this NOT a honeypot lan?
>>128771212
their biggest pornstar is black
>>128771463
You mean when Synderen ditches jewfan?
That Jew singlehandedly destroyed Synd's career as a caster
>>128771443
>Game 1
Arteezy goes ham
>Game 2
Maybe & Sylar go ham
>Game 3
Arteezy & Sumail go ham
>>128771446
how is it possible to look so gross and be so gross at the same time
holy shit
What happened to the "SWNL" posters and "ee sama" posters? Did they finally realize that secret is trash?
>>128771409
>explain yourselves, yurokeks
Swedish males live in fear of getting cucked. If they don't perform Muhammed is right around the corner.
>>128771430
it's 300k mate the 500k is the cs go and dota combined.
>>128771632
they left when anime was blown the fuck out yesterday
>>128771520
>>128771621
Alright thanks.
>>128770479
Liquipedia says bo5
>>128771632
where do you think all the s4posters came from?
>>128771663
>1/10th of a major
>not a honeypot
THE GOALPOSTS
THEY ARE MOVING AGAIN
>sumail and arteezy can never work as a team
Dotards?
>mfw
>no TI
>no 8k
>not right.
>>128771632
It's S4WNL now.
>hey starladder just ended for the day lets see what's going on the TV
ITS JUST AS USUAL AS CUTE AS FUCK NONAME RUSSIAN SLIM GIRL PLAYING TINKER NO LESS AND WRECKING SHIT IN THE 4.6K MMR
>meanwhile sheebur 3k shitstain is an 'e-personality' worshipped by gulagites day and night
>>128771865
>russian
Dropped.
>>128771865
>russian
dropped
>alliance wins starladder
>bombs out of shanghai in 12th place
literally the honyest of honeypot teams.
>>128771865
actually i'm the only person who ever posts sheever and i'm just doing it to piss you guys off
she literally has no d2g fanbase
>>128771865
this ruskie shit has really bad skin lmao
get a better waifu you fag
>>128771932
>>128771967
niggers
Kelly Milkies wins or Ameriturds shit posting for the next 5 weeks.
Pick your poison d2g.
>>128771932
>murican
dropped because cant carry too heavy
>>128771036
mediocre player, and hes also a "male feminist" and sjw. hes cancer just like nahaz.
>>128772001
>implying I wouldn't fuck that beautiful amazon in a heartbeat
>>128771865
>russian
picked up
>>128772001
good goyim
>>128772103
There's another LAN this month as well
