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>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>128662112
Xth for i see Bane more and more in pubs and even played shit he's an annoying twat
QUICK
SOMEONE POST IT
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>128676610
>Statistics can lie
-NAdota
>outplay enemy mid
>someone on my team abandoned before spawning a hero
>enemy has more carries, rat, and damage
>hero starts to fall of
>no more fun now that the laning phase is over
>abandon the game
>blog about it
>>128676538
>Zai roleplaying an aryan midged nigger named Ixmike doing a reenactment of the Cologne happening
>I dindu nuffin
kek
>>128676812
did he say 'i didnt do nuffin?
what the fuck happened to team reddit?
>>128676931
ee, w33haa, pld, puppey, misery happened
>>128676860
Yeah
>Looks like a beautiful village
>But is it ready for Ixmike
>Nigger midget sprints into town to gangsta rap
Quick, post your records!
>>128676931
Disbanded after TI5.
>>128677057
waddefug
>>128676757
Play a hero that doesn't fall off. Stand on your own feet you cuck
>>128676757
>someone on my team abandoned before spawning a hero
You literally get FREE GOLD
how can you lose?
why is dusg so fun?
>>128676931
w33 can't play zeus but puppey keeps drafting it for him
misery can't play at all
and envy does pic related
>>128676931
>someone shits on the fucking boots you build on a hero
>said boots are very common on that hero
>they feed
I mean, I see the benefits of treads on specter, but you can't ever have enough move speed on the hero in the early game, you know?
@128678235
>builds phase
You really shouldn't do that
>>128678181
>tfw still cucking Envy years later
Any chance you guys might develop a invisible spells mod?
Last night was the most fun I've ever had playing this game...
>Tresdin will never laugh at your tiny 9 inch dick
why live
>>128678560
It's so good though, especially with an urn. Then you pick up either vanguard or bongos and ks to a killing item of your choice.
>>128677905
By having your hero be Puck.
Do you think they can win tomorrow?
>>128678812
Sure, Kuroky is known to choke as early as in the drafting phase.
>>128678812
SHITTER THAT SPOIL
>>128678812
Why the fuck would Loda have sex with that?
He may be a bald choker but he can do better
Is od too good?
http://www.1mobile.com/two-way-walkie-talkie-2355827.html any dota related channel on this shit?
>>128679583
just don't let him right-click you lol
>>128677060
whoops, just beat my record
Alliance will win Ti6 if the patch doesn't significantly change soon. Alliance is the biggest patch wonder team ever created in the history of dota
>>128679934
they're not even ratting that much, though
post lina
>>128679934
It's more like Secret is totally inconsistent trash at the moment.
>>128680048
>>128678812
Screamer
>>128680048
I want to Light Strike Lina's Linas!
>>128680153
>not dragon slaving her mins
Quick, post comebacks
>more and more players are replaced by 2nd and 3rd worlders like russians and shit
This is how this game died.
I just had a CM that put 0 points into Nova and that wasn't even the worst part of that match.
>>128680378
thats a pretty common shitter build
>>128680378
>Replaced
>Implying they weren't the majority in first place.
>>128680634
I have played since the closed beta. I have noticed how the community has changed.
>>128680009
They aren't good at ratting. Navi is bad at responding to ratting that is done plain in their face. That's why they won ti3.
>>128680687
People are shifting from dota 1 to dota 2. They were always dota players in the first place.
>>128680378
>wanting pub CMs to put points in Nova
It's like you're asking to have your lanes constantly pushed out and your farm taken so that CM can buy a shadow blade.
BLOG WARNING
>play lol
>wanna go mid
>everytime I join a game at least 3 people instantly copy paste "mid"
>either dual mid and make them mad or go to another lane and ruin their lane.
>decide to play a bot game so I can mid
>they don't even have bot games, you have to set up a custom game with bots
>bots are beyond fucking retarded, don't even cancel my recalls when I do it right in front of them.
>spend 65 minutes attempting to win (this is like the equivalent of a 90 minute dota game I think.
>Barely fucking scrape a win
I'M SO SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU DOTARDS I PROMISE I WON'T PLAY LEAGUE AGAIN ;_;
>>128680776
what does calling Alliance a patch team mean then
can someone explain me wha is the deal with russians?
I mean why the fuck they're so stupid and instantly mark you as a fat american if you speak english
>>128681306
Their heroes are buffed and they are good at strats that are strong in this patch
>shitpost on d2g
>try to get the maximum amount of (you)s, the more stupid they are the better
>shitpost on reddit
>click on pic related so I don't have to read any stupid replies
umm...
>>128678181
Do Reflection illusions count as Allies for Desolate?
>>128677060
>>128681497
haha us redditors huh
>>128681286
I thought LoL had that queueing thing where you can just declare your role and get matched that way
>>128681497
Comparing reddit and 4chan is like comparing apples and oranges. They are used for different things
Why is this thread dead on a Friday night?
The chads are out having fun but what about NEETs?
>people do tons of cosplay's showing off their tits and stomache
>literally only a handful of ass shots
why
>>128682494
no ass
Guys, I found worse than llamadownunder
http://www DOT dingit DOT tv/channel/uccleague5/1173851
>>128682464
/vg/ is complete garbage when there's no esports, so every non-autist will be doing anything except being on /vg/
I'm going to sleep now so I wake up with enough time to work out before slavladder
Well /d2g/, through out my years on the Internet I've met/seen the most autistic fucks the world had to offer. Recently, I had the opportunity to lay my eyes on the prototype; autism incarnate, the grand daddy of autism, the most autistic mother fucker I've witnessed in my life.
Behold:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kurtovv/games/?tab=all
Never in my life have I lost more faith in humanity than the moment I saw this troglodyte in action.
>even some gookshit mmo has more viewers than dota
lamo
>>128683350
what am I supposed to be seeing?
>>128683350
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/kurtovv/games/?tab=all
>last match 7 days ago
are you sure he's the autistic one?
>>128683478
11,000K hours in Dota + aids.
>>128683575
and?
>>128683567
he's most probably posting his own profile, so yeah he's right, he's autistic
>>128683575
I have 5k and hundred games more, maybe he just idled a lot
>>128683729
feeling a bit german today?
>>128683729
Are you him by any chance?
>think duolanes are optimal to shit on the enemy position 1 a bit
>lane is doing well and putting good pressure on the enemy and even getting kills
>meanwhile our safelane is feeding the enemy solo offlaner
>OMG ANON WHY DIDN'T YOU TRILANE WITH US IDIOT??? REPORTED
guys
hello
guys
Why doesn't untouchable work on towers and spells?
>>128684053
Who's that pokemon?
>>128683852
no I only have 6k hours
besides he only has 3k games, which means at least 6k of those hours are just from having the game open
I don't really see the big deal, not even with the MMO hours. He probably spent a majority of the time socializing or just grinding or just having the client open.
Even if he did spend all the time, how is that autistic?
>>128682218
that's hots
>alliance 2-1 secret
MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES
SECRET
IS
FUCKING
TIER 9999999999999
GARBAGE
What if there was a item like armlet that drained mana and gave you spell damage?
>>128684421
I saw him in-game though, those hours aren't from idling, its from watching games.
>>128684053
hey there buns
where starladder vods?
I had the worst game one idiot was salty he decided to troll for the whole game, because someone else took mid.
Eventually we lost when he built a divine rapier and gave it to the other team.
>>128684571
It's just Alliance shitting on every other "top" team
>>128681103
>cm even BEING in lane without the intent to kill
max 3.5 k mmr right there
>>128684654
Yea no buddy, I spectate a ton of games + have more games than him + play customs and I only have 6k hours
its just from idling, probs just leaves dota running in the background inbetween games
>secret is good
>>128684642
what if there was an item that would be like diffusal blade but instead of removing mana it would remove health
what happened to this game/general in the last like 2 weeks
>>128684480
in the latest LoL patch you can select 2 role you want to play
>>128685123
So a flat amount of pure damage done to health?
>>128685279
no, just remove health every hits
hey
>>128685226
didn't know that. pretty cool.
>>128684915
The guy literally had about 200+ tickets to see tournaments, his in-game profile was a fucking rainbow.
>>128685372
So not the type of item you originally described.
Ok.
Wait I left when secret stomped game 1
WHAT HAPPENED how did they let the swedes win?
>>128685374
hey
>>128685374
?
Wow this is true?
http://playdota.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1468012
Thoughts on this?
>>128685374
why do people think huskar is bad now? he's still at 52% winrate in 5k+ mmr
You hear these people say he's bad, but then they pick some dogshit 46% winrate hero
non human peruvians have killed dota
How do I git gud with Zeus?
I don't just mean abuse his obviously somewhat overpowered-ness against most team comps, I mean actually be good at him.
Starting item?
How to into mana management?
What items do I get?
How the fuck do I last hit reliably without using Arc Lightning?
After Bottle do I rush mana boots then blink dagger or what?
Be serious.
Will EG actually win? Are they even the true favorites here?
reminder to rearm TP scrolls
>>128686360
>>128686507
sik may may dudester.
>>128686269
Huskar's winrate should be even higher now that more people are learning about oracle. Although Oracle may counter Huskar just as much as he synergizes with him.
>>128686521
zap
>>128687168
nice damage control
>>128686521
That mask thing that gives you extra damage really helps, plus if you are in a team fight your passive combined with your ult does a lot of extra damage.
Late game zeus is best played as semi support though, never go alone, help out with wards and shit.
What is the vg dota 2 chat channel?
>>128686521
>>128687764
/d2g/
I remember when dota wasn't popular enough to attract people like this.
Wait..
>>128688194
/fucbois//vg/
>>128688367
thanks breh
I have sheever on snapchat. Who jelly?
>>128688194
/reddit/
>>128688601
bulldog
>>128688601
me dude me
>>128688601
why would i be jelly of that ugly tranny?
>>128688601
*wind sounds*
>>128686660
Liquid/LGD are favourites.
>>128688601
snapchat alone is already terrible
but then you go ahead and make it even worse
reminder that alliance is only capable of winning single-elimination tournaments
>>128688601
She has snapchat? Gib
>keep getting worse and worse teams
>just now i got a 0-17-5 rhasta, a brood going radiance, am in a trilane with a 40min battlefury and every single time the enemy rotated on me in mid no one tp'd in (because obviously it would be too much to expect to get allies rotating and helping me ever)
How the fuck am I supposed to win matches like this?
>>128688601
Ew. I'm glad I'm not you
>>128689541
>lose mid
>blame team
>never ganked
rofl
>>128687716
>aryan purge is the radiant
>blademail od
meta
>>128689763
>>never ganked
work on your bait, leave this part out next time
>>128689541
Spectre or Medusa.
How do you go winning 1v9 these days?
>>128687716
>posting this bernie cuck
he literally talked about gay marriage as if it's a good thing
>queue for ranked on eu west
>matched with 9 russians
>>128689907
I don't see how it isn't
senpai?
>>128689902
>How do you go winning 1v9 these days?
Play ranked, the moment you lose a match play unranked until you win, then queue for ranked again.
Use the power of forced 50 against the game.
>>128690098
This is a Peru/Slav game.
We don't take degeracy as something good here.
>>128690001
ebani
>>128690098
>he supports gays and their evil ways of turning the world to shit choreographed by the jews
should have expected as much from d2gay
>>128689902
You don't.
You become a giant farm piñata by doing it.
>>128690001
the twist is that you're russian too
xd
>>128688227
Uh, thanks?
>>128689907
>trying this bait in the gayest general
Nothing was nearly as bad as being pinned against the walls of a closed bathroom cubicle, with a cloth in my mouth and three hungry highschoolers queuing up behind me, taking turns to "fuck the gay out of me".
I staggered home, my face washed of the cumstains that would forever haunt me.
Dota was the drug and I was the addict, as focusing on landing a perfect Mass Serpent Ward would take me away from the still-open scars in my anus that would open up tomorrow, and the day after that, because my "pussy" needed to be "satisfied" by those 3 people.
The ghost-white walls of the cubicle, my pale face with what felt like buckets of cum and hatred on it.
Those last hits contest in which the loser becomes the bottom, and I would always pick something as horrendous as a CM so as to deliberately let him win.
I would snuck under his desk working my magic while he played his position 4 Wisp feeling constantly Overcharged.
>>128690280
But how does gays being able to ruin their lives help the jews?
>>128690320
This is exactly what i'm talking about, seems the winning start these days is forcing dumb mindless fighting and trades 24/7
It's a shame Dota got changed so hard in order to cater to retarded third world shits
>thread is this dead
>>128690541
white people stop breeding due to everyone turning gay thanks to the feminists
its all a plan you see, it needs some time to set in
>>128689902
Templar le 2006 /b/ maymay.
It doesn't matter if your sups don't buy wards because you get FREE slowing wards, so you can kill and avoid ganks with impunity.
>>128690762
But marriage doesn't make more gays.
>>128690965
legitimizing homosexuality produces more gays
Fundamentally homosexuality is a mental illness spread by child hood abuse, normalizing it involves normalizing that abuse.
>>128690607
>He liked the the ISIS simulator that was dota before "memeback".
>>128690965
but gay marriage does, eveyone will be like "dude this gay marriage thing is so fly brah, even apple supports it!"
>>128691084
that's a whole lot of unsourced pseudoscience bullcrap tbhqhwy senpai baka bbq
>>128691308
Almost all homosexuals admit to child hood abuse
>>128691192
is that a bismarck
>>128691192
you've been eating the same food and watching the same game for weeks
are you trapped in a stable time loop?
is this a cry for help?
>>128691382
source - anon
>>128691192
this pastry looks awful
sheever BLACKED
when?
>>128691483
All of that anon's food looks awful
>huskars maximum magic resist is on par with AM's constant magic resist and just a bit better than itemless centuar
has here been a bigger kneejerk nerf?
I have nothing to play
this patch is shit
>>128691192
What kind of poor man's éclair is this
>>128691604
Yeah, Riki nerfs
>>128691664
just wait 2-3 months for a new patch anon
time flies with d2g
>>128691192
>drinking milk
Nice, nice....
>eating pastry
why.
>>128691878
I don't get this post
>>128691694
BUT DUDE
/d2g/ WEBMS AND REDDIT THREADS
>>128691398
>>128691459
>>128691483
>>128691683
>>128691878
I also use plastic utensils and ketchup with my steak.
what was the most hype of i-league?
>>128692091
>ketchup with my steak.
not nearly as bas as your gaymer headset
>>128692091
JESUS CHRIST
>>128692091
>gamer gear
jesus christ it's getting worse
>>128692091
>ketchup
>on steak
theres a special place in hell for you types
>muh steak
kill you are selfs
>>128692348
wasn't it ixmike who asked for A1 during TI2 when the coL manager took them to a fancy restaurant?
>>128692091
KETCHUP
>>128692091
>This kind of retard is Valve's intended audience
No wonder the game is so shit at the moment
>>128692091
MarielX? Is that you?
Are they good again or is it just a meme?
>>128692091
Put your chickens on your table
>sing playing dragons dogma
so is he done with dota and just a twitch streamer for shitty vidya anymore?
>>128692843
who?
>tfw no slark meta
>>128678181
EE literally got cucked by the biggest cuck in the scene (Loda)
>>128693181
Fuck slark. The most overpowered hero in the history of dota. He can win a manfight against a fucking ursa
>>128693181
the day slark gets buffed enough to be spamed in pubs ill uninstall dota
>>128693494
>>128693380
>The Trench speaks
ITT: things that make you regret your bet
>they draft a puck
pretty sure US east is the worst server in the world
how can everyone on this server be so fucking shit
>>128693702
>puppey drafting nyx
>>128693835
p e r u
>>128693835
If you have ever played in SEAnigger and US West (aka second SEAnigger) servers you probably come back to US East, praising those rat ass Peruvian dumb kids as the best Dota 2 players in the fucking world
>>128693494
Are you kidding? Slark's everywhere in my trench
THIS MOTHERFUCKER CONNECTS TO YOUR GAME
WHAT DO YOU DO
>>128694237
make fun of magic
>>128694237
pick the one hero who beats him everytime
Rubick - the Grand Magus
>>128694237
magic fuckin sucks
Post beautiful dota related images that I can use as reference when drawing.
2 high skill games in one day! i'm doing it d2g!
playing all different heroes too. having a good time
>>128694404
>that peruvian invoker who is 3 levels behind the enemy mid with a 20 min euls who can't kill anyone with his 'kill combo'
>caring about a russian money laundering honeypot lan
>>128694808
Is sven about to punch through cm's coochie?
Did I do the right thing here?
>>128694237
bruise his ego by pausing the game after killing him
>>128695005
>that skill build on PA
just buy a 4k account jesus christ
I need more Dota images desu
>>128695005
You wouldn't have ad to if you extended the ball range in the first place
>>128694404
when will we see kingraven playing on the big stage?
>>128694237
Outplay him
>>128694237
if he's on my team he's probably garbage
if he's on the enemy team it's a guaranteed win for them
>>128695425
Is that lewd
>outworld destroyer mid on your team
>maxes imprisonment first
>feeds 0-8 in 5 minutes
>we all have our bad games
nice game dotards
>>128695218
I knew they were going to run and didn't want to risk missing, so I was just trying to get my spirit bomb off.
>enemy team has a PA
>ward her jungle camps so they don't respawn
>support my team
>lose anyways because our hard carry didn't buy a mkb and PA built a butterfly and bkb
>our carry tries to blame our Puck for not building a Dagon
ADHJ:LSDHFSDH:
We were winning until WK started splitpushing, and then we got ass reamed in teamfights because 4v5 we can't fight without our carry. And even despite that we were STILL winning because we had a better team comp.
But then suddenly we just get five man wiped by PA because she finished farming. She's the fucking easiest hero to deal with, what the fuck, just buy a mkb, neither our Jugg nor our WK bought a fucking mkb. Aaaauuughhh they had more than enough farm. THEY BOTH BUILT A DESOLATOR WHAT THE HELL.
WHY DO PEOPLE THROW
>>128695825
Whos the Valle of Dota?
Fear?
>>128696083
>Not picking Tusk for saves and 100% hit
>Not picking Omni or Daz for saves and making it 6 v 5
It's like you want to lose MMR
>>128693676
FUCK OFF. SLARK IS OP
>>128696162
probably someone who has never tasted success (winning mcdonalds gift cards from tournaments in 1995 don't count) and retired.
maelk
so what do you guys think about the new xvideos layout?
>>128695005
yeah, but you should have used your urn on sniper or cent
>>128696283
>SLARK IS OP
hello 2K
>bring up region locking for dota
>all the peruvians, russians and other subhumans come crawing out of the woodwork saying how bad it would be for the game
>>128696286
He fucked Soe during her prime.
>>128696413
HoN is region locked, might try your luck there bud.
>>128696252
I picked Pugna to shut down the enemy LC and Skywrath, and it worked wonders. Got our WK two duel victories even by making him ethereal since duel ignores disarm but makes you immune to physical damage, make Skywrath completely irrelevant past the laning stage.
And none of it fucking mattered because WK built a goddamn Desolator after Juggernaut already bought one.
>>128696390
>4 2 0
Madman
>>128696413
I like to be able to play with friends from other regions.
If you had friends I bet you'd like it too.
>>128696598
If you picked Omni you could have done that and more.
Bitches can't avoid PURE damage.
>>128696748
>If you had friends I bet you'd like it too.
I don't have 2nd and 3rd worlders friends. I play with IRL friends.
>>128696413
there is no point in discussing it. its never going to happen
the reality of the situation is that russians, SEA monkeys, and south americans dont want to play with each other because they know how awful they are as people. and seeing as how they make up a good 50% of the playerbase minimum suddenly forcing them to play with each other without whites holding them together they will quit
>>128696926
>not having irl friends all over the world
I feel bad for you senpai
>-24
next game
>+25
>>128696405
Slark is still OP. You can shut your trap now.
When will invoker be deleted rom this game
just change his base strength to 2 or some shit just get him the fuck out of the game
>>128697042
Again, why would I want to play with peruvians and russians? You sound desperate.
>>128697028
>there is no point in discussing it. its never going to happen
Of course not, the majority of the community consists of 2nd and 3rd worlders and Valve wouldn't want to piss them off.
However it's a shame since the community will remain shit forever for this very reason.
Why is this hero the worst carry in the game?
>>128697042
"Friends" online aren't real friends, you loser.
>>128697116
how do you storm in 6.86?
