Underwhelming edition
>2.21 Amaterasu, The Shining Light (January 12)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Upcoming_update
>2.20 The Reborn Prince (December 15)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Version_2.20.3137
>XBO 2.18 - The Astral Hunt
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-xbox-the-astral-hunt-2-18/
>New goddess: Amaterasu (First Japanese Character)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Amaterasu
>New Season 3 Joust Cinematic Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELdcb6kpLAc [Embed] [Embed]
>Sylvanus' treant joining Paladins as a champion
http://www.pcgamer.com/smite-mount-arrives-in-paladins-as-a-champion/
>Season 2 League Rewards
http://www.smitegame.com/preview-season-2-league-rewards/
>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8 (embed)
>The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.
Previously, on /smgen/: >>128366372
Hi
Xing is King.
>>128503379
Just imagine that like any other cat she gets into heat just like them.
All her cats from her ult are male.
Her cats target any bleeding foe because only the scent of blood overrides the male cats instinct to mate with Bastet when she is in heat.
All the different Bastet skins and recolour aren't Bastet but her daughters who are the result of when she has succumbed to her cat lust and "accidentally" ulted in an area far from prying eyes
Amaterasu Build for Boxing
>frostbound
>ninja tabi for the passive build up
>mystical mail cuz come on faggots
>soul eater cuz health and lifesteal work really well
>executioner
>fill item (i tend to get winged blade, bullwark, or stone
how do yall feel about this
>>128504904
>this guy
>>128504915
whats with tards building lifesteal when you have like 350 AA DPS
>>128504904
>>128504915
The later you build mystical mail, the less useful it is. I don't think you should build it unless you are doing it 1st or second. I also don't agree with soul eater (especially with ninja tabi). as Amaterasu's auto attack damage doesn't warrant lifesteal.
I'm really liking warrior tabi>ichaival>defence (usually BoV)>frostbound>defence>executioner. I think that makes you hit hard enough & with the sustain from your heal & your 2, you can 1v1 fairly easily and sometimes if you play it right, 1v2.
Ichaival will be better for 1v1 boxing due to decreasing their damage while increasing your own & cooldown ratio will allow you to heal and switch auras more.
In a physical lane where you can bully, I might try rushing mystical mail into boots, frostbound, more defence, then executioner & Qin's.
The last 10 games I've played the enemy team has had Ares.
What the fuck is up with that?
>>128506135
>maybe he'll be op like in arena
>decide to try Bellona because it's been a while since I touched her
>try to stick to a more bruiser type build with some AS
>get top player damage and go 12-0
>enemy team surrenders after both towers and a bird goes down
Malice is such a shitty item.
Its passive does nothing.
>>128507259
Why the fuck is there a Sol literally every game
>>128507357
It's better then DB.
>>128507357
Malice used to be a real item that people built all the time...
Oh how times have changed
Christ I feel like I just cant do shit.
I fucking beat on someone and I do barely any damage but they wipe me out so fast it fucking sucks.
>>128507651
second most played god in the game now
>>128507865
...are you using your abilities?
nth FOR 1v1 TOURNAMENT: ITS THIS SATURDAY GO SIGN UP
Where: Joust map
When: Starting 1 PM EST Saturday, January 16, 2016
Who: You (NA and EU)
Standard 1v1 Joust settings: 3 bans each, then blind pick. 1500 gold/level 3 start.
Amaterasu autobanned for newness.
Double Elimination. Maybe Single Elim if we get a lot of signups. I'm not capping the number of signups because I don't imagine it will too many to handle.
Prizes for the top 3 are available (courtesy of Dear Leader):
800 gems
400 gems
Convention Tyr Skin
(If you win and you want the Tyr skin instead of the gems, it's your pick, etc.)
Tournament will have select matches streamed and casted.
If there seems to be popular interest in changing any aspects of the tournament, we can put up some votes or something.
Here's the signup: challonge com/tournaments/signup/5VqzD8osrP
and bracket: challonge com/smiggen
>>128508331
Yeah I was using bologna and I had like a 4 second lead on Ammy, like I was just smackin her silly with the hammer and she notices me, turns to face me, and we go at it and she fucking wins the fight.
>>128507865
post score screen 4 tipz
>>128508540
>boxing with the hammer
If you have your sword+shield out (from the 1) you reflect the enemy's basic attack damage back at the enemy.
If you have your scourge out (from the 3) you heal yourself every third hit.
You generally want to use these.
Also, Amaterasu gets free 30% damage boost from her passive and free power from her 1. She will probably receive some nerfs.
i love hyper joust.
>>128508540
Bellona's hammer isn't good for 1v1 boxing. Amaterasu will out sustain you with her passive that weakens you, 1 that heals and powers her & 2 that gives her damage mitigation and sets up for her burst. If Amaterasu had ichaival and you didn't that would also factor into it.
Bellona's 1v1 against auto attack gods is pretty much disarming them & using the sustain from your 3 until they turn to run when you use your 1 and just walk them down, ulting if they flee or if you want to initiate with it.
Fighting an amaterasu feels similar to fighting a nemesis, where she quickly tips the balance in her favour even if she's losing to begin with and fucks you bloody.
>>128508760
Actually it's a flat 10% but she can apply the aura to 3 people.
>>128509740
ah, my bad.
Also I forgot to mention the damage reduction she gets, but the other guy mentioned it.
Why are 9/10 Bellonas I see building straight up attack speed these days? And the better question is why is it working?
>my team
>their team
>i win
wtf
>>128510728
because bellona's heal and block stack every 3 hits. The faster you can proc them, the better you can sustain. That's the basic theory behind it I guess.
Not sure why it's working, are you in bronze?
>Wolfy joins Enemy as their analyst
its ogre, future generations will never know the pleasure of watching Wolfy play
RIP Wolfy's Smite pro player career.
He is an analyst now.
Like bart always said
Below wolfy - amateur
Over wolfy - pro player.
>mfw shitting a Vulcan as a Geb in Hyper Joust
>>128504915
>Lifesteal
not with that attack chain.
>>128507651
>press 2
>win
that's why.
How long do I have left before the Season 2 Ticket ends?
>>128513543
2nd of February
>>128504115
>upcoming update
it already came out you dofus
>tfw didnt get into paragon alpha test
Ohh look we got another FBH warrior who's kit is basically Bellona's who in turn basically Osiris' kit
Any good places for gems? Or best deal?
The exchange rate is awful for australia atm.
EU=NA
This game is not fun anymore.
Picked this up after leaving before the seasons and damn they ruined this game.
Today's autistic character is: Mercury.
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/6/62/MartialArtsMercury_Purchase_Consumable_2.ogg
>>128515342
how so
>>128515019
just do some dumb surveys
>>128515342
Are you saying smite as it is isn't fun or are you saying that the update that hasn't even come out yet will make the game unfun?
On the first case: wait for season 3 to come out before dropping it.
On the second case: you are a fucking retard.
>>128515342
>Picked this up after leaving before the seasons
?
what do you think of the new jungle
>>128516117
Solo lane is even more safer then ever.
Expect the Weaken strategy to be even more outdated.
>>128516117
More harpies so jungle has an easier time farming out of lane I guess, but also getting speed buffs is going to be a pain in the ass since you either have to go over there and honorably allow each other to get one or slap each other right at the start in the fire giant lair. Should have put some near Gold Fury too or something. Also are they going to be harassing mid Fire Giant fight?
And I guess they figured duo lane is fine playing twiddly dicks with each other so they don't need a buff camp to worry about
>>128516117
Speed buff thing is probably indirectly a Mercury nerf. Are they changing the actual effect of the buff as well?
Moving the blue buff further toward mid means it will probably be able to steal or deny. Potentially the shortlane will see more hunters since they need less mana to farm well. Maybe also a buff to sustain items, I dont know what the item changes are going to be in that regard.
GF pit and the mid harpies look like they will have more dynamic fights because of the side entrances, i like the look of it.
Purple buff is finally gone, yay.
I think we'll see more fights and shenanigans in the other teams jungle since for the most part all the walls are shorter and there's lots of paths. expect leaps to be even better. Also: looks like maybe you can't leap over the mid harpy wall to mid anymore? at least not from FG side maybe. Idk.
Amaterasu is Chaac 2.0 in a good way.
>>128514272
thank god. Both of those characters have excellent design. Ravana too. Smite warrior design has been god tier over a year now. Shame they can't do it with the other classes as well.
>>128519708
Vamana really needs some kind of tweak. He's the only warrior I just never see do well. Even Odin, the Ultfather does pretty damn good with a good team backing him
Any tips on build and playstyle for a somewhat new player trying to master kumbhakarna?
>>128516117
did a little something here
>>128520558
Help your fucking ADC and your passive is weaker than you might think early on.
>>128520558
If in conquest, start with watchers gift otherwise go CDR shoes > Heartward/Sov > Breastplate of Valor > Heartward/Sov(whichever you didn't get last time) > Etheral Staff >Situational. If you want even more defense for your last item, Hide of the Nemean Lion is a good choice. Alternatively you can buy Soul Reaver and your Yawn > Uppercut combo will probably one shot some faggot ass Mage.
I play Kumbha like a bully. Once you've got Breastplate online your cooldowns pop so fast you'll be CCing people non stop and it'll take the whole team dog piling you to take your fat ass down. His damage is also pretty impressive for a Guardian even when building full tank. Most people don't expect it
>>128520989
Oh and I should mention, don't count on your passive to save you unless your team is actually competent. Nothing feels better than spamming VER to the solo laner who had the good sense to get in between you're snoozing ass and tank some hits so you could wake up and run. Most times though your team will just stand back and let them plug you. Just hope that those shots they used on you at least let your team win that team fight.
Or just hope the enemy team is fucking retarded and blasts abilities at you like it will do something. That always makes me laugh
>>128520729
That's actually the part I find hardest to do with kumbhakarna. He has potential for setting up a lot of kills, but is overall not very supportive
>>128521180
So far people have just been letting me die and then decide it's lost when the tank goes down.. They scatter and get killed
>>128521314
Yeah, they'll do that because most players are full blown retarded. Don't let it get you down. Tell them to defend you when that shit happens. It might be they don't often play with Kumbhakarna and don't know what to do when he falls asleep
>>128521418
My experience with the game so far is positive compared to the mobas, but no one is safe from the kiddies and turks..
So far I've been enjoying kumbhakarna, geb, afrodite and ares.
>>128521215
As far as supporting goes, Kumbhakarna's CC is mostly pretty soft outside of his Ultimate. Put a point into his 2 because the root is godly but focus on leveling his 1 and 3. The mez/slow is more helpful for peeling people off on a retreat, but if you have them dead to rights it will have them as sitting ducks. The 1 just does a shitload of damage on its own, but at about rank 3 it can leave a minion wave at deaths door for your ADC to pick off, and at higher ranks it'll clear all but the strong minions instantly. Obviously level your ult every time it comes up. It's a great way to disrupt the enemy in a team fight or get an almost guaranteed kill on a Mage, Assassin or most Hunters
>>128521418
but if you stand in front of kumbha this happens
>>128522146
That man was fucking dumb, Khumba could have taken six more shots, there was no reason to tank that much.
>>128522683
Neith players for ya.
>>128520706
this one doesnt have the gap in the wall between mid harpies and GF/FG
>>128522840
i noticed, but i can't find a flat map with the gaps
>>128522787
No one wanna play Neith anymore after SWC, it seems.
All I want is a meta where Nemesis is #1, as she should be
Skins for mah nigga Hades when?
Also this
>>128523575
>>128523575
the meta doesnt matter at your elo, shadow
>>128524760
Nigga I am D4
>>128524979
>shadowczar is diamond 4
damn I gotta step it up
So, why is this game so fucking dead?
>>128525221
Queue times seem fine to me even at 4am in Burgerland.
hush, only amaterasu now
>>128525290
Yet people on the Masters league have been offline for multiple months
>in before smurfs
Doesnt really matter. Whats the point in playing ranked if people stop playing the second they are in a comfortable spot? This is damn retarded, it also results the way you can approach ranked games in general. Want to queue ranked with friends? Well, can only queue with one other guy, otherwise the queue times would be so high that you would never find a match so they dont even make it an options.
>>128525508
Her aura speed is really annoying. I hope that gets nerfed.
>stop playing smite for 3 months
>go back into conquest with my old 60% winrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUBlruYE-IE
>sub 30
>literally no-one talks
>level 30
>constant anger
>people sending me private messages after the game
>instalockers everywhere
no
>>128527101
You are playing when the subhuman farmer trash of south america.
Yeah enjoy this hell, this is what every MOBA is like.
Who is best snek?There is only one correct answer
>>128527775Mia
>>128527775
Medusa because snake titties
Question.
Why wasn't Hel's kit given to Persephone?
Her duality would fit Persephone better as the goddess vegetation, spring and as queen of the underworld.
Also He'l winter skin would match her perfectly and I've heard Hel's depiction is inaccurate.
>>128527796
Snek a not bad but spider is better.
By spider I mean Rachnera not Arachne.
I dislike Arachne, given the chance I'd still fuck her tho.
>>128527775
Nu Wa is cute and doesn't hate everybody.
>>128527796
>>128527865
No
>>128528054
This guy gets it
>>128528054
Nah, I mean that's pretty much hel. They just decided to empathize on her symbolic nature of being both life and death.
I mean in reality she is part flesh and part skeleton. Personality wise, it isn't right, but flavor wise I mean they did a decent job.
>Be Geb
>Nemesis instalock
>"I'm only good with Nemesis sorry"
>No mid, 4 phys
>See we have Thor, Bellona, and Chiron
>Fuck it
>Let's invade
>Invasion goes wrong and duo gets free tower
>Fuck it
>Let's just keep going and see what happens
>Enemy Loki DC's
>Chiron proceeds to demolish towers while I tank them
>Take all three phoenixes at once
>Minions too far behind
>Fuck it
>Tank Titan while Bellona and Chiron attack it
>mfw we winSorry for blog I just really love it when tables turn to my side.
>>128528887
>free tower
How exactly?
>>128529042
5 man invasion to enemy speed left duo unguarded.
>>128525508
>>128525623
Reddit says she is bad and also underwhelming so she's probably getting buffed.
>Thanatos starts shit talking people
>someone disconnects
>Amaterasu starts to feed
>chiron sells all his items for movement speed stuff and runs around the map
>2 people don't surrender at 10
10/10.
>>128505362
So is the general consensus on the new Smite trailer that it's awkward and incomprehensible shit?
>dat song
>dat Loki face
>dat 2drama4me flashbacks on a fucking fire giant kill
wew lad
>>128529792
>sells all his items for movement speed stuff and runs around the map
I only do that at arena to run a the fountain.
>>128514272
>FBH
>FBH
What the fuck is that?
>>128529836
It's fun.
>>128530035
frostbound hammer
>>128529836
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to explain how certain gods would fight for the chaos side. I mean zeus/nem wouldn't fight for the chaos side.
It's a really awkward explanation.
>>128529836
>>128530045
Honest answer:
Bellona Freckles aside, it's shit.
Like, it makes me more embarrassed to play Smite that people would associate the trailer with the game.
>srs
>>128528674
I guess you are right.
I still want Hera and Persephone in the game tho.
>>128530320
Hera not already being in is just crazy to me.
I always thought Persephone was a pretty name.
>>128514272
>movement speed/damage buff for the entire team THAT HEALS YOU
>shit damage reduction clear skill
>silence dash
>three stage ulti attack
not really bologna desu senpai baka
>>128516117
>no buff for duo
what the fuck
>>128530320
>still no PrometheusAt least Meduser and Scylla are fucking adorable holy shit.
>>128530778
>Still no Priapus
>Still no Hermaphroditus
>Still no Ganymede
>Still no Hyacinthus
>>128530970
>Still no Jesus
>Still no Lucifer
>Still no Michael
>>128531203
>le funny joke
>>128531203
>still no Prophet Mohammad
>still no 9 year old wife
>>128531349
>Still no Richard Dawkins
>Still no Christopher Hitchens
>>128531283
>Implying it wouldn't be cool to have a Christian pantheon
>>128529836
That's for the people who haven't seen how smite works.
There is some vagueness to how the fire giant works & the symbolism of the eyes which could've been missed by people who haven't played smite & don't know how those things work.
The drama is supposed to contrast with the fight in the lane where everyone on Bellona's team is light-hearted and almost toying with the enemy. Certain points were a little too tacky, like Bellona crying for Ymir, but otherwise, it did well enough.
The only real problem I had with it was the timing at the end. The final crux shouldn't have been killing the fire giant and getting the buff, it should've been the smackdown on the enemy team which happens after the fire giant 'reveal'. It was kinda odd in that I felt like I was supposed to wonder if they beat the fire giant or not, which would reveal whether they would win the fight or not, but it was completely obvious with the red eyes and the fact that they were bodying them from the get go, otherwise there wasn't really a narrative there.
Even after that though, I enjoyed the animation. SWK was animated really well & I'd love to see some of that character transferred into smite, instead of the gruff, no-nonsense voicepack and very human character we have currently. Bellona was perfect, the rest were good enough.
I don't get the issue with the loki face, I would've liked to hear him laugh or look a little more 'traditional handsome', but he was perfectly fine anyway.
>>128531612
>Bellona.
>The heartless cunt that slaughtered her people at side off her favorite follower.
>Crying
>Over a chunk of ice that's dead in his own canon
>>128531728
Did I not say that?
Outside that one little thing, Bellona enjoying the fight and the swagger she had in the lane fight as well as her seriousness during the FG fight was perfect.
...Although I guess that would make her not perfect.
Is it just me or does this game lack severe levels of depth compared to Dotoddler and League of Laughs? It feels like that gameplay is heavily limited.
>>128532630
Just you m8.
>>128532630
>dota 2
yes
>lol
no
Daid gaim
For the sake of this game I hope that when this quest system hits the quests will be randomly generated for everyone. Imagine the hell everyone will have to go trough if two quests of the day will be like "win 2 games as a guardian " and "win two games as god from Chinese pantheon" and everyone will have the same quest.
Also this quest system is a very good attempt to get more people to buy god pack
>>128534446
For once people would wanna play support
Post your favorite gods of each role anon.
>Mid
Isis
>Supp
Khephri
>Adc
Medusa
>Solo
Hades
>Jungle
Nemesis
>>128536304
>Mid
Chaac
>Supp
Chaac
>Adc
Chaac
>Solo
Bakasura
>Jungle
Chaac
>>128536304
>Mid
Nu Wa
>Support
Geb
>ADC
Neith
>Solo
Bellona
>Jungle
Ao Kuang
>>128534446
>Also this quest system is a very good attempt to get more people to buy god pack
Unless a quest is "play this specific god" no it wont.
>>128536591
yeah it will. Lets say we get the same combination of quests i gave as example. You could win 2 games as Ymir and then 2 games as Guan 4 total or if you had Xing you would win 2 games and complete 2 quests at once.
You don't have to get the god pack to complete quests but it would be much more convenient to have all gods
Are there waifus in this game?
>>128536304
>Mid
Nu Wa
>Supp
Sobek
>ADC
Hou Yi
>Solo
Sun Wukong
>Jungle
Hun Batz
>>128536908
There are many. Though unfortunately if you want to play support (which most beta degenerates who care about waifus do) there's only 1 (one) viable waifu.No, Aphro support is not a thing and never really was.
xbone here
just read that there is a Japanese event similar to odyssey and you get chest with every purchase. What chest do you get?
>>128537210
>>128537210
One with an emote.
>>128537210
A pretty shite one.
I got two VPs so I'm not complaining, but I'd rather get a fucking ward skin than some shit like Guan Yu Wave
>all these changes
>still nothing on challenge points
Didn't they say that those achievements will have purpose some day?
>>128537308
>>128537317
>>128537541
But there are no purchase tier rewards right? Like you don't get anything for buying 3, all items?
>>128537732
You get a sol android skin.
SAZEN TYR SKIN WHEN
A……….Y….K……H
Z………..R….I…….E
E…………….N…….N
N
>>128537732
There are only 4 items and there is only 1 reward for unlocking them all, which is an android sol skin.
>>128538282
Muslim Isis when?
>>128538282
I'm waiting for karate skin. I'm surprised merc got bruce lee and not karate kimono since we got japan thing going on
>>128538390
well her scarlet coven skin has a veil, it's the furthest hirez could go
Are people in the smite community really so retarded they believe that report/block/friend button bugis intentional? (doing any of those sometimes prevents you from clicking on other player's. retards think hirez added a report/block/befriend limit.)
if you are one of them: it obviously isn't. you can get around it by reporting/blocking/adding people from the recently played section in your friendslist. If the bug pops up in your friends list too, just close and reopen your friendlist.
>>128538482
>Not wanting Isis-chan with wings and a stick.
Her ult could lay ISIS' emblem on the ground.
>>128538548
Like, if at least the bug disabled the buttons for ALL players maybe it'd be kinda understandable, but the bug just disables random buttons for random players.
>>128536304
>Mid
Ra
>Supp
Sobek
>Adc
Hou Yi
>Solo
Guan yu
>Jungle
Ao Kuang
>>128516117
Why did they completely remove the attack speed buff?
>>128538715
Because having a buff available for ADCs meant that ADCs would occasionally leave their lane for even a moment and stop farming before at least 10 minutes went by. Couldn't be having that
>>128539006
you'll still leave for harpies
>>128531469
Personally I would really like to see the Celtic pantheon. Crom Cruach and Manannan mac lir would be fucking badass.
>>128536304
>Mid
Anubus
>Supp
Athena
>Adc
Ullr
>Solo
Sun Wukong
>Jungle
Fenrir
All these gods of course are the only ones I've mastered
>>128536304
>Mid
Scylla
>Support
Athena
>ADC
Neith
>Solo
Berlonerr :DDD
>Jungle
Awilix
>Doing morning Arena run because why not.
>Pick Ammy
>Also have a Cupid and Thanatos
>Me and Cupid get 20 and 17 kills respectively
>Thanatos who only has 3 kills and even misses his executes is a BR that keeps calling us noob for some fucking reason.
>mfw
Also Amaterasu is fun as fuck.
>>128536304
>Mid
Scylla
>Support
Geb
>Adc
Medusa
>Solo
Ullr
>Jungle
Hun batz
Hey guys!!
Its been a while.
>>128542216
S W E A T Y B I R D C O O C H
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>>128536304
>mid
Kukulkan
>sup
Kumbhakarna
>adc
Ah muzen cab
>solo
Odin
>jungle
None, I don't jungle
>>128542381
this guy gets it
Was the rat an actual good god at some point and then they nerfed him or was he always this underwhelming
>>128543130
He was great at one point.
>>128543130
He was great back when he could dash more and actually escape when shit went south, also his damage was a bit more impressive. Now there's literally no reason to use him over Thor, Awilix or Serqet
>tfw celirra will never be your gf
>>128542216
Tennis Freya when?
>>128544009
>tfw Fenrir will never be your bf
>>128536304
>Mid
Isis
>Supp
Kumbha
>Adc
Artemis
>Solo
Chaac
>Jungle
Cat lady
>>128536304
>Mid
Agni
>Solo
Sun Wukong
>ADC
Xbalanque
>Jungle
Serqet
>Support
Athena
I found best HiRez girl. I'd even put her above Ena.
>Out damage my mages
>Out tank my guardian
Woo Amaterasu
>>128548043
I just want to touch those fluffy cheekswith my dick
>>128548043
>Red hair
im sold!
Kelly, introduce us to her!!!
Alyssa a best!
>>128548043
she looks cute, we need more pictures.
WHAT IF WE MADE A NIGGER CHINESE PIECE OF SHIT DRAGON DILDO SUCKER BITCH
WITH AN ULT THAT KILLS ANYTHING BELOW PERCENTAGE TRESHHOLD HEALTH OF NIGGER EXECUTE AND WE ALMSO GAVE HIM A TWO THAT DEALT 1000 DAMAGE EVERY 8 SECONDS FAGGOT NIGGER PIECE SHIT AND TOP OF THAT HE HAS FUCKING STEALTH
THE NIGGER HAS FUCKING STEALTH ON TOP OF THAT NIGGER KIT OF ULTIMATE NIGGER
>>128548889
taro your autism is showing.
>shit post
>Na systematically gets blamed for it
>>128548889
pls don't bully the ao kuang he is already bullied enough
>>128548889
>being bad
>not being good
>>128548557
When were you when Kelly was De-Throned
>>128546098
After they fix her ugly face, I hope.
Plans for today in SMITE? Going to try to power through, and win as many League Joust matches as I can, myself.
>>128549660
Neat costume, but looks rather uncomfortable.
>>128549660
damn.
Official new hirezgirls power ranking
HirezAlyssa
HIrezEna
HirezKelly
HIrezThe one that people like but nobody can name
NotHirezKala(still counts)
HIrezMamacita
HIrezDavid
HirezAmanda
>>128548043
>Jetpack Fighter Community Manager
Do I really gotta support mobage for her?
>>128549753
You take that back.
>>128550119
thats a man baby!
a very fuckable man baby!
>>128550879
Like I give a fuck about if there's a dick or not. I like Freya, you think I mind dicks?
>>128551224
thats what i'm basically saying too lol
when are the next two jap items come out?
HEEEEEEY WAIT WE CAN BE EVEN MOOOOORE RETARDED THAN THAT
LET'S RELEASE A FUCKING GOD THAT CAN SPAWN SHIT SOLDIERS OUT OF HER ASS, AND THEY CAN STUN BY DASHING AT YOU YEEEEES SO MUCH SKILLL NIGGER
AND ALSO GIVE HER A FUCKING ROOT YOU WHAT WHAT IM SAYIN ???? WE CAN BE EVEN MORE RETARDED AND GIVE THAT HARD CC RIDICULOUS BURTS DAMAGE YOU KNOW ??? ROOT STUN CC LOCK INTO FOG THAT GOES ON THREE FUCKING MILES YESSSSS THREE FUCKING MILES OF NIGGER FOG YOU CAN BE INVISIBLE NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT
HOLLUP HOLUP THIS IS NOT EVEN THE END
HO ABOUT
WE
GIVE HER
A FUCKING ULT THAT LANDS ON EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING MAP !!!!!!!!!!!! ADN IT GIVES VISOOOOON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG SCOOT U SO GOOD AT NIGNOG CHARACTER THANK YOU DRYBEAR CUM IT IS BECAUSE I PLAYED WARLOCK IN WOW AND I WAS TOO BAD TO PLAY SKILL BASED BALANCED CLASSES THE ONLY WAY I CAN WIN IN MY FUCKING LIFE IS TO CHEAT LIKE A BIG NIGGER
IM CURRENTLY WORKING ON A GOD THAT HAS A 9999 BURST HARD CC SILENCE ROOT STUN FEAR THAT LASTS FOR AN HOUR AND IT'S NOT EVEN HIS ULT
>>128549992
>>128550017
>>128550027
DROPPED
its a shame though she had potential
keitaro
>>128551832
Nobody cares
>>128551832
her twitter is like super death tho.
still dropping her 3 places to below HirezThatGirlWhoisCuteButNobodyCanName.
>>128552120
>HirezThatGirlWhoisCuteButNobodyCanName
Tina ?
>>128548043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jo4907SFI4
She appears at 0:47
>>128552473
yes that one, Tina.
HirezTina
>tfw trap
>tfw boyfriend plays SMITE and suggested I try it out
s-should I play as Freya?
>>128552804
>trap
you're just a faggot with a dress on
>>128552804
You should play as Ne Zha.
You should also get your cute boy ass into the NA clan.
>>128552804
Just play Ne Zha like the good little slut that you are.
>>128552804
But babe, we would be stuck playing on Xbone!
Although if you were teamed with me, it would be pretty damn ok.
>>128552906
l-Leave my waifu alone!
>>128553091I could play it on the PC probably, my laptop could handle it!
>>128553091
Tell your boipussy to play on PC like a civilized person, and get ready to be cucked.
I NEED some bad art.
AMC is such a fucking fun god but so fucking hard to play.
If your team doesn't actively try to protect you, you are fucking death most of the time.
>>128553365
Who's under the bed? And is that Ne Zha getting bullied?
What do you guys build for Xing Tiang solo?
And should I ever bother with stone of Gaia on him or go for heartward amulet for etheral staff?
>>128553270
>Cucked
Lolno. My waifu is mine and mine alone.
>>128553429
Agreed. Hits like a glass cannon, dies like a paper boat.
>>128553537
Stone of Gaia works incredibly well with ethereal staff. Don't get heaetward, you'll overlap with the support.
Can someone eddit this for Freya and Ne Zha
>>128553620
>waifu
I think you mean husbando.
>>128553620
I'd you're so confident then let your little booty boy join the clan.
>>128553908
I would just be a casual player.Besides, this is all moot, I'm his and his alone.
>>128554187
We'll see about that you little dicksleeve
>>128553908
>>128554409
All this thirst.
What's the current most suggested Osiris build? I know most go for attack speed but there's got to be more than that.
Why is the VA for Kaiju Sobek female? I don't have the VP but when I test it with the skin up the VA sounds really different from the other skins, not what I would have expected for the Kaiju skin.
>>128555624
It's the news reporter. They're gonna revamp the VP in a future patch to clarify that it's the news reporter better.
>>128555624
It's a news reporter talking about the monster.
Which would have been a really cool idea, if they had stuck with it. But the reporter says shit like "I'll attack middle lane!" Like she's the monster.
>>128555313
I usually go
trans ,Mystical mail, frostbound, soul eater bulwark, brawler's beatstick if you're ahead or urchin if not
A lot of osiris players stack devo but I remain convinced soul eater is better.
>>128555738
>>128555752
Ah okay, thanks.
Sidenote:
>Against 4 hunters in Assaukt
>Chaac and Bacchus both go Gaia first item
>>128554187
>I'm his and his alone
Well, make sure you drain your bfs balls every day like a good bitch.
All these fucking losing sprees in the last two days. Makes me want to find some good players and just try out League Conquest so I can get my last few wins.
>>128557003
what makes you think good players would queue with you?
>>128558231
Not much, honestly.
>>128555738
>to clarify that it's the news reporter better
Is she going to start talking of him in 3rd person?
Like saying "He is heading for the left lane" or "The Kaiju is falling back".
>>128561045
I dunno, maybe.
>>128561045
That's the hope.
>new season comes out when my uni starts
>can't just log in once a day and claim gems
well.. goodbye free gems
>>128553365
I'm still trying to think of how I'm going to acquire a drawing of Anubisbeing grabbed by his own circle of grasping hands and getting molested by ghostly fingers while frantically shouting "Release me I command you!"
I need to find an artist I can commission
>>128565760
Shadman
>>128550017
>Ena
>Over Kala
>Ever
Your taste is shit.
SHIIIITTTTT.
>>128567668
>this
>>128567813
>>128567668
>over this
>EVER
no
>>128567813
Own Wilson really let himself go
>>128566232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0dH4P0jHJA
>>128568138
He draws really good on his Cintiq
>>128567813
>>128568004
Alyssa > Ena > Kala > Kelly
>>128568501
>no kama
>>128568727
I forgot about her.
Alyssa > Ena > Kama > Kala > Kelly
>>128568727
this give some love to Kama
Alyssa > Ena > Kama > Kelly > Kala
jesus so many Ks
Could you all just kill yourselves for worshiping some dumb attention whores?
>>128569039
>>128569018
>>128568501
What about Amanda ?
>>128569245
Can we just all agree that Amanda is the worse?
even David is better and he is a man.
>>128569167
nobody is worthshipping nobody.
also none of them are attention whores, we are just discussing who is cutest.
but seriously they are not attention whores, you have to dig deep to find pictures of them.
>>128569245
Alyssa > Ena > Kama > Kala > Kelly > Amanda > Mamacita
Alyssa is fucking SS+ Tier, god damn.
this is the best skin in the game
look this is the best picture of pixie you are ever going to find.
>>128569362
Alyssa > Ena > Kama > Kelly > Kala > Mamacita > Pixie > Amanda.
Y'all niggas gay and need boygee in your lives
>>128569454
Maybe if it looked more like this then I'd be inclined to agree with you.
>>128569865
>ywn never fuck Boygee and yell TEEEAAM ?! when coming
>>128569885
>dark messiah 2 never ever
>>128569346
That's a guy?
>>128569454
If it had hair.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR AVERAGE AT BEST GIRLS
JUST BECAUSE THEY WORK AT HIREZ DOESNT MAKE THEM ANY LESS UNREMARKABLE
WHY DOES EVERY THREAD HAVE THE THIRSTIEST SHUT INS FAWNING OVER THESE 6/10 GIRLS
>>128570524
Much salt
Priapus when?
>>128570524
>been like 10 minutes anyone posted anything related to them
>still gets this mad 10 minutes later
ok kek
