''Michel Amber 4EVER'' Edition
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Life is Strange is an episodic interactive drama from DONTNOD Entertainment. Set in the Pacific Northwest in the town of Arcadia Bay, the player follows the story of Maxine Caulfield and her seemingly newfound ability to turn back time. At the prestigious Blackwell Academy, Max must prepare with Chloe Price for the incoming storm of returning to her hometown after five years. Available on Steam, PSN and Xbox Live.
>Official Website:
http://lifeisstrange.com
>Steam:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/319630/
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/4chanlisg
>/lisg/ Permalink:
http://orph.link/lisg
>FAQs, Old Threads/Strawpolls, Soundtrack/Music & Leaks:
http://orph.link/lisgarchive
>/lisg/ Community Written Fan Fiction:
http://orph.link/story
>/lisg/ Content Producers:
http://imgur.com/a/DOAKn
>Strawpolls:
http://strawpoll.me/6033385
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best meme
Xth for eating Alice and all her delicious offal.
first for flustered max
Pricefield
>>127561253
michel amber is my angel
>>127561441
>>127561253
Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe
After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!) (thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't doe,or butterfly,bluejay or even shit.
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's Chloe just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>Chloe has to die thing comes true, Cemetery scene explained with that.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it.
>Epilogue: Use ur imaginations:)muh budget
i think we're ded
>>127561467
second for panties max
nth for Maximum MILF
>>127560745
>I ship it more than Warren and Max
>>127562451
That is horrifying. Never post it again.
>>127561542
don't worry anon, I don't really ship Warren and Max at all, just pointing out a crackship is preferable to the game's 'alternate romance route'
>>127562728
Why do you need a general for a 3 hour long game? Not trolling, honestly curious.
>>127563846
>3 hour long game
>not trolling
>>127563846
Mental illness.
>>127563846
The desperate wish for some new content related to the game that is worth while, or at least not bad.
Even though I prefer Pricefield I think Life is Triangular is pretty good. I dunno if anyone here is working on anything else, I doubt it, but I can hope.
>>127563846
The game takes more than three hours. That's about one episode. All depends on how much you rewind conversations or just walk around examining everything, which I assume is what most people did.
And we have a general because we want to talk about the game, characters, and share stuff we find. It's not breaking any rules and Life is Strange threads are usually met with hostility on /v/ (Then again, anything is met with hostility there).
So here we are.
This game fucked me up so bad and now I can't even escape it, I work at a videogame store and the trailer for the game plays every 10 minutes.
>>127564272
hang in there
>>127563846
most of the regular anons are depressed NEETs who would commit sudoku without their daily dose of waifuposting and repetitive arguments
>>127564272
Nice blog post!
>>127563846
I wonder if people make similar shitposts in other generals.
>>127564528
Why don't you find out?
>>127562357
It doesn't matter if it started in bathroom or not, that anon in previous thread was right, as long as Max has the memories and knowledge of that week, nothing ended. She will never behave like her original self would and because of that her actions might lead to countless Chloe situations in future.
>>127561253
Michel looks beautiful!
>>127565239
Maybe if they established that Max's power is gone after Chloe dies. But they don't, and in every other timeline Max kept them (Even if that timeline's Max never had them). So Max will either cause some other disaster by using her power intentionally or not (Using information or doing something) or she will go back and save Chloe. Either because she realizes she can't go on like that or because she causes another storm and realizes that sooner or later it will happen.
Let's say Max and Chloe never go to the junkyard into the obvious trap.
Do you think Jefferson would get away with pinning it on Nathan?
>>127565736
look it up
>>127565736
Perhaps initially. But unless Jefferson completely destroys the Dark Room and its contents, they Police will figure out it's Jefferson.
The photos from Rachel's binder are clearly not by Nathan because he's in some of them and I don't think the cameras used have a timer. Plus there's his final message on Max's phone where he's clearly distressed and mentions Jefferson is coming to kill him. Plus whatever data David gathered.
I think that would be enough to suspect Jefferson and start an investigation.
It may take a while to put the pieces together but he will be caught.
>>127566283
>Plus there's
>Plus whatever
Kill yourself, cunt.
>>127563305
> 'alternate romance route'
anon pls. there's no romance route for that cuck Max's feelings are very obvious so.
>>127561253
thank you based cunts
>>127565723
>>127565723
It's messed up that if Max hadn't taken that photo of the butterfly at exactly that moment, there would have been no way to go back and undo everything.
The tornado really would have arrived regardless and the best Max could do would be to warn as many people as possible whilst keeping Chloe and herself alive.
>>127566481
>Max's feelings are very obvious
Yes they are.
>>127567030
Hi there.
>>127567030
My fetish.
>>127566283
Yeah that's true, I wonder how Nathan comes to the conclusion that Jefferson is going to kill him. I doubt Mark tells him.
>>127567030
Max and Victoria are best girls.
>>127567030
Everybody should have a Max of their own. It's not fair.
>>127565723
No, even if Max had NO power anymore, nothing ended as long as she has her memories and will act on them.
For example if she pursues a friendship with Victoria it will make Victoria's and her own life go on an entirely different course than original Max's that would never associate with her. A course that could lead anywhere. And it's just one person.
>>127567392
Die soon please.
>>127565239
Yeah that was exactly my point:
Game's logic(!) says ''universe doesn't try to kill Chloe but you've changed biggest thing. are you ready for pay for this and accept your choices or are you gonna be forget all of this?'' . What about the tornado? That's the another problem. She gained this power in the bathroom, to save her. (we have no other explanation other than this ''magick tornado'' or Rachel's revenge) in the end you have to choose between:
Bay ending: You shouldn't have used your power in the first place. Accept this and let her die. But the biggest fail about this ending even she saved town in theory,but Max knows everything her existence will keep continue to change small things. And then small changes'll grow and...fuck the logic just use imagination:)
Bae ending: If you want to keep someone you love; alive you have to accept your own decisions. You've changed things in the bathroom so you have to pay your due.After storm hit the town, Universe's balance will be restored and Chloe granted alive. What'll happen next? it's up to your imagination:)
Problem is ''this game;endings have no logic''. Even devs couldn't tell what did they originally intend. As you can see what happened in this game. Also ,we didn't have any 'certain' explanation about tornado, Max's powers... So it leading us to ''both endings are literally shit''. If there was a logic, then we wouldn't get those ''muh drama'' endings.
>>127567432
Be nice.
>>127567181
>>127566752
>>127567014
Had Chloe just died there, Max would have learned a lesson to not be scared of keeping in contact with people and Jefferson would get what was coming to him once Nathan confessed.
But instead somone/something decides to fuck with Max makes and makes her save someone she cares about, without even trying to or realizing who it is, and then punishes her for it. Then to top it off she gets a vision of something bad happening only to realize she's the supposed cause of it.
That is some straight up Tzeentch fuckery right there.
>>127567392
>>127562187
No, but soon. And it should have happened a lot earlier, there is no discussion, only shit-posting, and we all know the ending was shit anyways.
>>127567683
>''what's the lesson of the story?''
Michel : It was with you all along :)
>>127567804
of /lisg/
>>127567260
Nathan probably told Jefferson that he saw Max and Chloe in the dorms and that his phone was gone from behind the couch.
I would not put it past Jefferson, considering what we saw in Ep 5, for him to outright call Nathan and be like "Yeah, you fucked up for the last time. I'm coming to kill you."
Or maybe be told Nathan to meet him in the Junkyard to help hide Rachel or something, and then shot him when he got there.
>>127567804
I hope oldfags won't leave.
>>127568257
I hope you leave.
>>127568440
After you
>>127568504
no u
>>127567804
The Bioshock general is pure waifuposting and it's still alive.
There aren't many people here that's aren't bitter, drive newfriends away, and just copypasta the same stuff.
>>127568563
u first
>>127568638
no u
>>127568590
And what are you?
>>127568881
A dumb cunt.
>>127568881
Someone who lurked a bit before posting.
It seems like plebit is where you go to say.
Pricefield is the best. This game effected me like no game has before. I can't watch Bay ending. A bloo bloo bloo.
4chan seems like where you go to complain about the ending, complain about the writing, Pricefield is still preferred and you can rustle people easily with any warren post.
>>127569854
Bay rustles people here more than on reddit. Where's your hugbox now?
>>127567804
people have been saying this since before EP5. Guess what? Not happening.
>>127570005
I love watching you retards cry at posts like that, which are obviously posted to set off morons like you.
>>127570371
XD ooh edgy
>>127570419
shhh have a tissue.
>>127570519
Shut up retard.
Max with glasses is cuter than usual.
>>127569946
Yeah yeah I know, wrong ending, follow Max's true feelings, blah blah blah
>>127567470
And this guy. I dunno if he's the same "Its's a chaos theory Max!" worst_dialogue.gif copy pasta.
I guess I am new enough to hope for some gem among the rough.
>>127570685
If you don't like the posts then scroll past them, cunt.
I need my Maximum Victory fix.
>>127570685
the 'all my posts look like they went through google translate' guy just has a bunch of copypasta responses, but he's been around since way before the finale and you just get used to it
>>127571046
Find some instead of reposting the same picture over and over every thread, you fucking retard.
>>127569878
>This is a player choice. Obviously she's entirely enamored with Chloe, but whether that love is platonic or not is dependent on what the player chooses
No, the player choice is forcing her to ignore these feelings and not act on them if anything.
>She's clearly attracted to men because at the start she's attracted to Jefferson and Warren
>Warren
fucking kek
>>127571528
Thanks for bringing that shit into this thread. Now the already garbage new thread can get significantly worse with a new retarded argument taking a wet shit all over it. Fuck you.
>>127571753
the most unsexy shit ever.
Chloe with rape face and the shitty animu inspired style.
Its fucking awful
>>127571878
File a complaint to the artist.
>>127570685
There's plenty gems! In the last thread Max turned into people's underwear, for example.
...There has been great discussion and opinions being shared throughout, but we can't keep regurgitating that. Go through the archives if you want to go gem-hunting.
And then there's still a few things to hold on to (like the LE) for a little fresh breeze as far as that goes. But aside from that you either find something in these threads right now that you consider worthwhile coming back for - or you don't and don't come back. A lot of people did leave already.
>>127572065
Fair enough.
May good art and fan-fiction continue to stumble its' way here.
I wish I could go in time and pull a charlie hebdo on dontnod just before episode 5 came out.
>>127572473
I don't think there will be a shortage of art and fics any time soon. At least I hope not.
Although I try to avoid posting too much because when every post has an image attached you reached the 250 limit quickly.
I don't get why Hiro doesn't up the image limit to the same as the bump limit. Maybe it makes the pages load slower or something.
>>127572065
>There's plenty gems! In the last thread Max turned into people's underwear, for example.
Apparently it's not as fun when done in picture form >>127562451
:(
Wow, haven't been here in weeks, I see the retard anon still alive and well.
I guess /lesg/ will die with that mental illness.
>>127574045
Why are you acting like this is your first post in the thread?
>>127574239
incorrect assumption.
>>127574368
Don't post like a retard please.
I still love this pic
Even though I always think they're making out in the middle on a crosswalk. While angry motorists honk at them.
>>127574442
I'm trying to fit in here.
>>127569878
>thinks Max's a blank RPG character
>'canonically' she doesn't interest in Warryn
>although she still sees same nightmare
>her mind's,inner thoughts full of Chloe whatever you do1/10 bait
>>127574556
Haha nice! Where's the upvote button on this website?
>>127574742
inside your butthole, probably.
>>127574702
There is genuinely no need to reply to a post in an archived thread that is bound to incite shitty arguments. Fucking stop that shit.
>>127574818
more like inside your mums! lmao!
>>127572473
I pride myself in having posted a considerable chunk of art both that gets always reposted here and consistently new pieces as well. I stopped really exposing myself to tumblr some time back though and now only really pick up on new stuff through secondary sources or blogs I know do a pretty good job of being selective. I still browse tumblr for the Vicky tags, but those are essentially dead anyway.
Fortunately recently some other anons, primarily scriptanon, have started to post fresh stuff too. I'm not sure if we are missing out any great art though. Some popular stuff like the yuriandtea thing that you posted I think people here actually browse for and occasionally even post, but I'm sure there's plenty of especially Pricefield art that vanishes in the depths of tumblr and does not end up here. Then again, tumblr art is very repetitive and dull by now anyway...
>>127573547
Oh, it's funny. But I think you picked the wrong expression for her. That's her Costanza face. You have to take something more cheeky than that, a little devious laugh maybe. And you could have taken a pic of Chloe in her actual underwear, you know.
But I'm still glad you took the time to make it.
>>127575193
Please kill yourself.
>Remember: Victoria is Max-sexual :^)
>>127574818
>>127575019
>>127575306
just hug already!!
>>127561653
This game is the LOST of video games.
>>127574045
> retard anon
Who?
>>127576225
You.
>>127576023
/THICK/
>>127576247
>not ur mom
Why?
Too bad Max burns that picture she used to go to the past and save William. Imagine if Chloe got to go back, by holding onto Max, and got a chance to say goodbye to her dad.
It wouldn't change anything, but it might give Chloe some comfort that she gave him a proper farewell.
>>127574506
Here's a crosswalk-less version.
I know it's supposed to be her pelvis but the contour where Chloe's tanktop rides up always puts me off at first glance.
>>127576668
And it's transparent. Nice.
>>127540479
>Nik Shriner played the game on livestream shortly after Ep5 was released (not sure if he played the full game like this, or just Ep5)
He SAID he might do that on twitter, but I don't recall him ever posting an actual link or anything to suggest he followed through.
But if he did, I'll fucking kill myself if I missed it so LINK PLEASE
>>127576956
I hope you do kill yourself.
>>127570685
But if you look at it this way, arguments about endings always same.because of newfags probably
>>127571380
>'all my posts look like they went through google translate'Yeah also sorry for that. I'm spanish
>>127576023
Chloe would kick her butt!
>>127572065
>And then there's still a few things to hold on to (like the LE)
seriously guys? it'll be include different DLCs or fixed endings? no. so why is everyone so excited for this?
>>127564272
Jesus christ, that must be fucking torture. I remember someone posted the trailer a few days after episode 5 murdered everyone, and it was so fucking painful to watch all that wasted potential and promise.
>>127577747
Don't start.
>>127574506
And yet it's still more sensible than having a gab session on the train tracks.
>>127577747
Excited is the wrong word. Desperately grabbing onto anything we think can somehow be something that can be considered new content.
Primarily what most look forward to with the LE is concept art (yeah right) and the dev commentary which we hope reveals some more visions and deals with at least some of the plethora of questions there still are.
>>127577187
Heh I was gonna ask where you were from.
Do you have a favorite moment in the game anymore?
Or is there only disappointment left?
>>127578375
>waiting for concept art/artbook
>waiting for OSTs >>127402534
>waiting for shitty commentary
okay you want a physical copy for collection.
but buying Limited edition, was just like ''eheh thank you for fooled us :) '' to me.
Does anyone have the pictures of the anons that got Chloe tattoos? I wanted to show my friend what they looked like.
>>127578535
>Do you have a favorite moment in the game anymore?
I've never said that 'i didn't like this game.' But still, I'm just mad at them because they fucked up with that endings. This game didn't deserve that.
>Or is there only disappointment left?
After Episode 5, yeah.
>>127579113
Your friend wouldn't happen to be a tattoo artist, would they?
Tell the truth, anon. I'm only looking out for you.
>>127563541
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 2015's BEST GAL PALS AWARD GALA!
>>127569854
>>127570685
>I can't watch Bay ending. A bloo bloo bloo.
>Yeah yeah I know, wrong ending, follow Max's true feelings, blah blah blahi kinda wanna punch you in the mouth
>>127579663
No she's not, I don't want to look like a fag just yet.
>>127564709
>leg between Chloe's thigs
I've read enough smut to know that's fucking lewd.
>>127567946
Hi there, frz.
>>127579776
Let's try not to start any arguments, anon.
>>127571916
He's going to get sued for harassment if he does.
I mean it's fucking deviantart.
>>127579819
There's nothing lewd about dancing
>>127579903
shuushi just need an explanation
>>127580163
No. No arguments.
>>127580354as you wish
>>127567102
>>127567181
>>127567482
>>127571247
Thanks cute Chasefield posters! I love you!
>>127567268
They are best...together
>>127571046
Me too, anon.
>>127577635
I wish Chloe was actually like that instead of a skinny punk...
>>127581181
Love you too, Maximum Victory anon. :)
>>127569854
> A bloo bloo bloo.
Just curious. In the end what did you choose?
>>127581765
Just curious, can you stop this shit?
>>127581765
I choose Bae, I think most of the community that is left chose Bae since that ending has little to no closure. I could always be wrong
I mean I know there are Bay people that are around and want to spread the word about how good the art direction is, and how well the actors did and such.
>>127580027
>after the dance Chloe was found to be pregnant
>Max is the 'Father'
>Mystery of the dance
>Still makes more sense than the canon plot
>>127582632
Most people who are left would rather have seen episode 5 end in a completely different, non-shit way. Bae is just the lesser of two evils when confronted with that choice.
I'm pretty salty about Bay because it gets the kiss that should have been a big fucking iconic moment in the game. Like, damn, it's an epic french kiss between two female characters on a cliff in front of a super-tornado, and it's restricted to like 30% of players.
>>127570371
>>127570702
BTFO
>>127584696
Some people have edited the kiss into the save Chloe ending. Now all I need is someone to add in Renderanon's ending to that and we have the most satisfying ending we can get out of what was provided.
Although I still wish it didn't all come down to that idiotic binary choice. I wanted to meet Rachel and see an ending where Max figured out how to solve the storm and keep Chloe safe.
>>127585174
>an ending where Max figured out how to solve the storm and keep Chloe safe.
I wonder if that'd be manageable with some clever editing incorporating footage from both endings, other points in the game, new creations using the models and shit, and imply the story through visuals to get around no voice acting.
Lot of work, of course. Personally, I'm resigned to my imagination:), these endings don't even deserve fixing.
>>127583070
It's not mystery. Magical lesbian babies are more common than you think!
>>127584696
It's 55% on ps4, don't know if it's different on other platforms.
Having them making-out on the cliff while the town is being destroyed and then driving out of town would have been bad taste. They could have added in something else as epilogue, but apparently budget wouldn't allow. Realistically, any sort of epilogue would need to be relatively complex to show both their love for each other but also their need to work through the trauma of what happened. It was probably just too much for them to work with, so they just implied all of that rather than showing it.
>>127585556
Well someone created a custom map that you can play. And all the models and resources exist or can be downloaded.
If someone or a group was dedicated enough they could create a third ending and just use text instead of spoken lines. Or do what the endings did already and just use facial expressions and actions to communicate.
But I don't think anyone is crazy enough to do that without getting paid.
>>127585926
>It's 55% on ps4, don't know if it's different on other platforms.
Not everyone who picks Bay gets the kiss though, only people who went along with a certain amount of Chloe's bullshit.
>>127585926
I don't think anyone would have had a problem if Max tore up the photo and them immediately kissed Chloe. It would be spontaneous enough to not seem in bad taste and show what Max was picking.
Now if they were kissing while driving through the ruins of Arcadia Bay, then that would see bad.
>>127585926
There are plenty of ways they could have contextualised a Bae ending kiss without it seeming in bad taste. It doesn't have to be a triumphant "isn't this great? fuck those guys" makeout, it can simply be a "this is so fucking awful and I'm reaching out to the person I clearly love more than anything in the world for comfort". The Bay kiss is perfectly tragic and not in poor taste at all despite the morbid context, there's no reason a Bae kiss couldn't have done the same thing.
The way those two behave with each other in the Bae ending, after all the people Max has allowed to die for Chloe's sake, is just lazy as fuck, and I buy it about as much as I buy Max's dead-eyed smile at Chloe's funeral.
>>127586309
I don't know I think a lot of people would, there are quite a number of people who already complain that bae ending is callous because they just drive off without trying to help or look for survivors, if they had just been making-out on top of that it would just be more fuel for that argument.
>>127586698
Of course, having been callous enough to drive away without looking for survivors, you'd assume they'd be callous enough to make out while the town is kill.
>>127586698
I don't get what people assume they were supposed to do. They're just two girls.
If buildings are collapsed they do not have the power to go through them, searching for bodies is just going to traumatize them more.
And since there's probably no cell phone service, driving out of town would allow them to tell others what happened and get help to the town.
>all these shitty ships
>>127586537
>The way those two behave with each other in the Bae ending, after all the people Max has allowed to die for Chloe's sake, is just lazy as fuck
Absolutey this. In the context of their "comfy indie slow-pace atmosphere" title they have continously throughout neglected the emotional impact and drasticality of it all (finding Rachel's grave was a great fucking scene, as was the truck meltdown to a certain degree - where is more of that?! They even cut Chloe's Frank-rant out, and this is only Chloe; where is Max's emotionality?) and I had hoped that was exactly what we were going to get in the final Episode. Not only did we not get a proper breakdown (the nightmare was supposed to be that I guess, but it just doesn't work emotionally as that, let alone the Vortex focus), we didn't even in the end get that. Max ripping the photo and leaning into Chloe is too lame. To be fair a kiss is not appropriate in my mind either, because emotionally Max would definitely be looking for support in that moment, looking to hold on to Chloe, make sure Chloe is safe and with her in this reality. So she should first, I dunno, crash into Chloe and cling onto her clothes and then a fading shot could be used to show her slowly leaning out and bringing their lips together too.
People have outlined ways in which the endings could be so much more hopeful, that they didn't at least get these hopeless endings right cinematographically just adds insult to injury. Plus, and I find the "queerbaiting" accusation ridiculous, the BAE ending leaves people with blue balls/clits. That's just fucking cruel.
>>127588225
>Plus, and
incredible
>>127587627
Then what's your "superior" ship?
>>127581181
>>127588512
Retard.
>>127588369
You can tell me how you hope I die all you want, but I will not stand for my punctuation to be ridiculed unfairly. Work on reading textual intonation.
>>127588512
Pricefield is the only logical, physically and mathematically correct ship. The rest are justnon-canon
>>127588728
I have no clue what you're babbling about desu
Plus, and I find your word choice very repetitive.
>>127588728
Not him, but you would have been better using dashes there instead of commas.
>>127585926
I never said I just wanted the kiss in the Bae ending, just that it was a waste to have as great a visual moment as that in a sea of shit.
That said, this shit about it being in 'bad taste' is bullshit. Max kisses her before tearing the photo up as an affirmation for her love for her, and from that decides 'yes, this is what I'm doing, I'm keeping her safe no matter what'
>>127588965
You are right.
>>127588929
>repetitive
I'll admit to that. I'm not a native, and while I do think to have a considerably above-average vocabulary, utilizing that doesn't come as easy in fluently reading or writing.
>>127588929
>this reading comprehension
>>127589561
Who are you quoting?
>>127588995
There's no way it's 'bullshit'. Saying that it would be insensitive to have them making out while the town is being destroyed is a perfectly reasonable argument. The only reason it's not a problem at all in the Bay ending is because it's a goodbye kiss and she's going to save the town.
Is it disputable? Sure, it's disputable, you could probably argue reasonably that a kiss would have been okay if done carefully. But it's not bullshit. They probably just wanted to avoid the potential that it would make Max and Chloe look bad, I see nothing wrong with that, aside from it's disappointing we didn't get a kiss.
Daily reminder that this game is terrible.
>>127590282
This guy gets it. It's fucking horrible and into the oven it goes
>>127590282
>>127590525
You are 2 people out of a total of 29 in this thread in a world of 7 billion. Go figure.
>>127590942
Retard.
>I dislike something
>I'm going to intentionally go into a thread about it and complain
You belong in a garbage can.
Finished this turd last night.
>all those choices
>boils down to 2 endings
Worse than Mass Effect 3.
The coolest thing in the whole game was the reference to how shit the bottle puzzle was.
Why does this "game" justify having a general again?
>>127590154
>They probably just wanted to avoid the potential that it would make Max and Chloe look bad, I see nothing wrong with that, aside from it's disappointing we didn't get a kiss.
The reason its bullshit is that they tiptoe around this 'inappropriateness' like Max /asked/ for a magic tornado to destroy the town. Max and Chloe are victims of DONTNOD's tragedy-lust as much as anyone.
I want the haters to leave. They are disturbing the peace.
>>127590942
>7 billion people in the world played this AIDS in digital format
You're over estimating a little bit, don't you think? Also 28 posters and 186 posts? Are you people fucking serious? Literally the saddest 4chins 'community' I have come across, excluding bronies. Just kill yourselves, please.
>>127591514
>Why does this "game" justify having a general again?
Literally by people posting in it. Go figure.
>>127592051
You are welcome to fuck off anytime breh
if you don't like it here why eve post? surely you have something better to be doing, I mean you're cool aren't you? You visit better threads right? Fuck off they're waiting for you
>>127592063
>>127592371
You're mentally challenged.
>>127592503
Different people you fucking retard. Didn't you see the post counter go up? I just clicked on this thread.
>>127592679
I wasn't implying those posts were by the same person, genius.
>>127592063
Really? Argumentum ad populum? Kill yourself, 'breh'.
>>127592051
WE LOYALperhaps we not so smart - at least if you look at the average; retardanons are dragging that down quiet a bit I'm afraid. You most certainly are, significantly so.
Btw.: I was just showing them how little of a percentage of the people in the world are in this thread, and how big a percentage of people in that thread they themselves account for, and inviting them to think about what that means for the implication of their involvement here. If you needed that explained.
>>127592679
>Didn't you see the post counter go up
It has been 30 for 20 minutes.
>>127592754
I was gone for a long time...
What did I miss?
MAX CAN SHOOT BABYS FROM HER VAGINA
>>127592887
No, "retard", I'm telling you that YOUR VERY POSTS - just like any other posts - are LITERALLY the reason why this general exists.
>>127593176
Is it really you? I'm glad you're back to share your wisdom about Max's vagina.
>>127592754
Hopefully the cuteposting calms everyone down.
>>127593324
>laughing lesbians.jpg
>>127592754
.
>>127593662
Would you have tea with Kate, /lesg/?
>>127593662
Kate likes cookies!
>>127593176
welcome back anon
>>127591514
Are you mentally ill?
>>127593969
I'd like to bake her kidneys into a puff pastry pie, to be quite honest with you. Tea is optional but encouraged.
>>127593662
Kate has her hair down!
>>127593253
Thanks for reminding
>>127593662
I want to fuck the religion out of her.
>>127593253
This thread is made of postings and feels.
>>127594216
I'd assume that her hair must really be considerably longer than this in order for it to form that huge bun.
>>127594551
More like cancer, weaboos and retards.
>>127593662
-kun
-kun is a suffix for boys. -chan, -san work here but not -kun
>>127594216
>>127594709
Who knows.
>>127594763
Fuck off retard, you are a waste of oxygen
>>127594763
>>127592971
Don't use big words like "Implication", they are too big for your little brain.
Also don't tryhard and string out exceedingly long sentences like a 14 year old faggot who has just discovered creative writing 101.
tl;dr: Fuck off, retard
>>127595205
>funneh gif
>"mom i had a chance to post it!"
K I L L Y O U R S E L F W I T H A K N I F E
>>127594283
I took you for smart enough to realize not replying was the right play here. And apparently you are, but that saging shit won't fly. Not least because saging isn't actually a thing here. You replied, you lose.
>>127595473
>tl;dr:
I can see how someone like you would think that 2 sentences can be considered too lengthy a reading matter.
>>127595643
Don't you have semen to ingest or something?
>>127595643
Calm down angry anon. Why can't we be friends?
>>127595643
You have mental issues. I susggest you see a professional and have yourself checked out.
>>127596176
>"You have mental issues"¨
>"MOM! I posted it AGAIN!"
lmao
>>127596793
You like that, huh.
>>127597324
Die soon.
>>127597324
>>127595871
>Not least because saging isn't actually a thing here
Keep believing that, retard, it'll make you sleep better
>you will never watch a video of AU kickboxer vicky thrash warren
why live?
>>127598439
Why live you ask? Well, you can't kill yourself if you weren't alive to start with.
>>127598817
WHAT
>>127598817
I wonder if when time travel is finally invented and euthanasia is no longer controversial, people will get to It's A Wonderful Life themselves away instead of committing suicide. I mean, it's not like I gave anyone permission to create me, what about my rights? Maybe I don't have the right to inflict the pain of my death on everyone around me, but if I was never born they'd be none the wiser, it's a win-win.
I gotta say, this game wouldn't have been the same without Chloe's voice actor.
She fucking nailed that role.
>>127599832
she nailed ur moms role
>>127599832
It's kinda crazy Ashly went from having one of the worst performances ever in a game (Tiny Tina) to one of the best.
She did a amazing job with Chloe.
>>127600236
I think Ashly sucks with her high, squeaky anime type voices in general. Her lower, more natural voice is great though. I've heard she's doing the main character in Horizon, though not sure if that's just speculation. If it is her, it sounds great, she nails that kind of role.
What are your New Year's resolutions?
>>127601615
Try not to die, same as every year.
>>127601615
Find my Max.
>>127592754
>>127593662
I think Alt. Chloe was cute. Even though it was tragic.
>>127604116
>I think Alt. Chloe was cute.
Wheelie Chloe is super underrated. She deserved a lifetimes worth of Max kisses.
>>127601615
be able to be happy
actually being happy can wait till next year at the earlies
>>127605146
and sexy times.
>>127605146
That cements that the universe/ god is cruel and should be defied by Max in whatever way possible.
Chloe's options are either spend a good portion of her life miserable and pissed off after William dies. And an original fate of dying in a school bathroom, alone, thinking nobody loved her.
Or have both her parents alive, as they are consumed by debt, and she is unable to do nearly anything as her body just deteriorates. And then she will either die with her parents in the room at best, or at worst alone during a night.
There is absolutely no justice. I'm glad I got the chance to save Chloe and give her the chance to have a proper life where she can be happy. At least I wasn't forced to let her die.
Most beautiful
Why do people hate this game so much. I mean, besides the lacklustre and rather inconclusive ending, the rest is simply stellar.
>>127606492
Most people love this game. There are only a handful of shitposters in this thread and a few retards on /v/ who shout "SJW" simply because Chloe has blue hair.
