Goat family best family edition
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
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first for momfu a best
First for it was just a prank
Save the Chara!
Fishbones best friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU&feature=youtu.be&t=53
Gaster
>>127295365
I love tubby tori
nth for cute lizards
would anyone be able to upload an un-tainted neutral run save that's at the end of the game?
i wanna protect his snootle
>>127295378
>doing a genocide
>and then yelling at Sans about how it was all a prank.
>>127295313
This edition looks good
Taking drawing requests
reminder that gaster jumped into the core for your sins
>>127295460
>>127295313
we were almost gone, why did you saved us ?
do you really hate us that much anon ?
sexualize the frisk
>>127295474
Spooky haunted house adventures with skelebros
>>127295474
The entire population of the underground eating Chara
>you will never take her to the mall for the sole purpose of getting weird looks while buying really cool clothes
>>127295313
>>127295474
Asriel playin some vidja
>>127295442
Me too f am
Ghost family is superior
>no one died because they're already undeads
>all of them are talented except ruins dummy who probably is talented in something we don't know about
>way more moe than other families
>contains the strongest character in the game
>>127295456
Google Flowey's Time Machine, anon
>>127295474
Monster Kid and Frisk dressed like princessess
You gotta Stuffit the Muffet, dog.
Post cute, fat, and any combination of cute and fat
>>127295313
They're probably not the best, but they're certainly my favorite.
>>127295378
>tfw no Chara drinking a blue raspberry flavored Sans smoothie
>>127295474
What are those goat towers for? I saw them in Goat Simulator too.
Anyway, my request is that gumdrop looking dude in waterfall finally getting his chance to eat stars.
promoting fic: http://pastebin.com/PyrfRtwa
>>127295498
*got pushed into the core for his sins
>>127295474
>>127295607
oh shit that's awesome, thanks a lot mate
>>127295434
Yeah, alright. You sell the good stuff? I need my fix.
>>127295526
I did what I had to do anon
sides I like fucking around in here too much to let it die
First time making cookies from scratch so I made a gaster
>>127295728
cute
>>127295728
Welp, I know what I'm baking next week.
>>127295474
archangel chara
okay it doesn't have to technically be an archangel but it does have to have bitchin wings and a cool sword
>>127295728
but does it taste good
>continuously making duplicate threads on accident
Just fuck my shit up senpai. I'm going to bed. Post Flowey in my absence.
>>127295728vore?
>>127295728
looks fucking delicious, are you gonna do more?
>>127295728
>eating Gaster
>>127295638
Nobody knows
Only the goats and those that roll properly may find out
>Go on Shamchat
>Tell an Alphys MMC2 is good
>She agrees
how
why
>>127295728
Looks good! How does it taste?>>127295605
Fat is better than fit.
>>127295728
That looks cute af
I wonder what the void tastes like
>>127295728
Now I want to see gaster eating gastercookies.
>>127295841
Thats why I always refresh like 4 times before I actually hit the post button
>>127295848
An one way ticket to the Void.
Am I the only one who wants muffet to wrap me up and play with my pet?
>>127295474
>>127295681
mr bleat what is that bottom request? why is frisk kill?
>>127295626
>tfw no Sans liquefying Chara with his bones and drinking it
>tfw no Papyrus making spaghetti with Chara meatballs>tfw they both throw their culinary creations away because it tastes too foul even for Papyrus to like
>>127295851
she's too chickenshit to actually disagree with you in a conversation, she's the type to rant about it later on her blog then delete the post two minutes after posting it
or they were a bad roleplayer I dunno
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who do you think undyne's favoritelove livecharacter would be
>>127295528
Okay brace yourselves
>>127295972
Actually, is "bone flour" possible or is it just in that stupid fairy tale?
>>127295949
Asriel wanted to be carried like when he was a kid, but he was too heavy for frisk
To answer all your questions, I haven't ate that cookie yet but he tastes like chocolate and bananas based on the other cookies I made. I'll probably make more when I get more ingredients. I tried to make sans but then I accidentally made a gaster mouth and just went with it.
>>127295549
Thumbnails are not rad
>>127295854
I like her in the middle
>>127295949
"Draw gote getting a piggyback ride from frisk then also draw older gote sitting ontop of frisk because he's older now and fucking weighs too godamn much to be getting piggyback rides"
>>127295548
no
>>127295972
>No dreemurr pies
>No skeleton smoothies
>No hero sushi
>No mettaton steak
>>127295865
I will never not be surprised at someone posting my art. Every time I see pic related it makes me feel good.
I need the nastiest, vilest, most disgusting rule 34 there is
>>127296113
oh I see I didn't connect the two images. you are spoiling us lately
>>127296093
Who draws these borbs? They are my hero.
>>127295378
Can we talk about how fucking smug Sans is here? It's pretty great. You commit genocide, and then Sans is all like "Oh well, maybe there's some good in you after all, c'mere PAL"
and then he just fucking DUNKS on you. And you TAKE it. You take ALLLLLLL of it, and remember why Sans is fighting you in the first place. Because you're a dirty brother killer.
>you will never be invited backstage by Mettaton
>you will never be teased by him as he gives you a private show
>you will neverfeel his soft ass against your bulge
>you will never bend him over one of his desks
>you will never pound him as he begs for more
>you will never cum inside of him
>you will never hear him whisper in your ear about how you should do this more often
Why live?
>Undyne and Alpha are eating lunch together outside a restraint
>A gray van emblazoned with the logo of New Stormfront and various vulgar phrases careen around the corner
>The side door opens
>A bandana'd shirtless man, "R.I.P TRAVIS" tattoo'd across his chest unloads an uzi into them
>They leave as quickly as they came
I want to marry Mettatem!
>>127296141
go to e621
search for toriel andscat
>>127296141
Look in a mirror.
Holy shit, I just realized who Gaster looks like.
Doggo is cute CUTE
>>127296057
who else butnico nico ni
>>127296116
>Mettaton steaks
He's a fucking robot/ghost. Not a cow.
>>127296141
gotcha famzilla
>>127296141
Keep this under the radar ok?
>>127296141
Probably that Alphys picture
you know the one
Anyone wanna see more of my text box shitposts?
>>127296141
>>127296218
>Soft
>Robot
Anon please.
i want to save charajust to kill her again and eat her soul
>>127296243
I never understood why there's so much.
>>127296254
Only sometimes. Mystery Man in game doesn't really. Fucking Uboa loving fucker.
>>127296081
It'd be really gritty, unpleasant and pretty tasteless, so nah, the giant in the fairy-tale must have been making really shitty bread.
The skeletons are blessedly not for vore, both giving and receiving.
>>127296116
Oh no
I encouraged you, didn't I? I wanted the opposite of this.
>>127296218
But he's a robut, anon. His buttocks are made of polyurethane, at best.
>>127296319
no
be gentle with the image limit
>>127296272
BLUEBOARDpost more
>>127295854
c u t e
>>127296237
get in line
>>127296141
Trigger warning
>>127296319
no
>>127296141
Okay.
Why hasn't there been any crossover art between the skelebros and spinal from killer instinct?
>>127296217
It felt pretty sexual.
>>127296335
one determined requester
>>127296237
>oHH yAyA!! !
>>127296325
Artificial skin.
>>127296319
Link them instead of eating the image limit.
>>127296378
Requesting one of the early fanart gifs of the skelebros walking funny
>>127296434
>requester
He paid for most of it and sucks some peoples dicks for others.
>>127295474
Chara x Jerry lewdness
post dad
>>127296254That's how I prefer to characterise him sort of. idk I'm not sure how to explain it.
>>127296335
Yeah, there's a real SHITLOAD
>>127296337
>No snowdrake drumsticks
>No whoshua soda
>No filet o shyren
>No spicy vulkin curry
>>127296473
>robot
>skinthick skin ?
>>127296335
A very determined anon who has existed on the Undertale community since the demo days. That's like three years to make content.
Man I don't wanna eat the gaster cookie... I want to preserve it as my best baking marvel.
>>127296428
n-no anon
Bad time skelly is not for sexual
>>127296327
STOP
CUTE FLOWEYS
CUTE FLOWEYS
I NEED CUTE FLOWEYS
>>127295474
Asriel dunking a basketball over a surprised Sans.
does /utg/ have any writing requests?
>>127296564
Okay
>>127296564
Please do not attempt to make food out of the skeletons. Or anybody.
Please don't get weird.
Please DO NOT GET HORNY
>>127296546
that could still be called a request/commission
>>127296217
No, he dunks you because letting you pass won't bring everyone back. He says in that special game over "if we were ever friends you won't come back"
of course, I'm pretty sure he enjoyed ending you to some degree
what decent person wouldn't?
>>127296612
ANON WHO FUCKING DRAWS THESE
>>127296586
Stop bullying me! Leave me alone!Woshua would taste like soap anyway.
>>127295474
Hitlerjugend gote.
Working on a fic, but don't expect it soon. I need to fix my sleep scheduleI've been corruptedI'm writing lewd
>>127296564
Of course
>>127296428
how the fuck.
>>127296648
The main cast goes stargazing for the first time.
>>127296141
You don't deserve it but here you go.
>>127296223
>Alpha
>>127295626
>tfw no Chara to disembowel, intestines streaming across her bloodstained shirt
>tfw no Chara guts to dine on, plain and raw, while she screams, desperately trying to get you off as the unmistakable smell of shit fills your senses
>tfw no Chara head to smash in with a lead pipe, crying becoming quieter until it eventually stops as bits of brain seep out of her broken head, hearing the cracks of her skull caving in as her frontal lobe is completely scrambled
>tfw no Chara brains to eat, skull acting as nachos as you scoop up gooey bits of pink, slurping up her eyeballa like spaghetti and wrenching out her tongue from her dead body, hearing the last breath to ever go through her exhaling as you kneel on her chest for leverage
>>127296648
Nope.
Absolutely none.
>>127295313
just playing the game for the first time, i spared the goatsmother no problem but she told me to fuck off and never return
it really hurt my feelings
will she hate me forever now?
>>127296669
yeah sure you try mixing those terms up when there's money involved
what character should i rp on shamchat
>>127296434
Is it about putting a pure character in extremely disgusting situations? Sucks that the guy who makes the majority of it is actually really skilled at making fap worthy content but his undertale art is strictly scat.
I've asked this before and I'll ask it again, how come the spider whose only job is to sell fattening pastries isn't fat?
It's a damned shame that there's not more art of a chubby Muffet
Also, a couple days ago an anon said he'd maybe write a comfy fic with a fat charscter. did anything come out of that?
>>127296746
Anon, that's revolting.
Why does this artist make papyrus look like a milf?
>>127296690
Idk I just collected them from here
>>127296745
Alpheus?
>>127296746
Let's not fight fire with napalm, Anon.
HEY ANON
JUST LET ME HUG YOU FOR ONCE
GOD DAMNIT
>>127296746
anon please.
>>127296726
>spoiler
Oh shit. Also,go the fuck to sleep already Doogle.
>>127296806
>will she hate me forever now?
No, she just has some issues. Just keep going, and make her proud out there.
>>127296648
undyne leaving alphys for her real loveManny pardo
>>127296272
>>127296378
>*DISTANT SOUNDS OF CONSERVATIVE BLEATING
>>127296726
>I've been corrupted I'm writing lewd
of?
>>127296254
uboa you uncultured swine
>>127296223
>Undyne and Alpha are eating lunch
>>127296218
Please refrain, I am around people
>>127296012
>that vote for Eskimo Frisk
>>127296617
good time guaranteed
>>127296841
Anon, she doesn't eat her own products, she has spiders to free.
That being said, we do need more.I'm that anon, actually. I'll get around to it, visiting cousin I haven't seen in a while, so it'll be a pain.
>>127296894
It's not even 10 yet
But I went to bed at 5 am last night
and 7 the night before
>>127296939
The OTP, of course
>>127296872
PLEASE DO HUG ME.
>>127296636
>>127296826basically just toriel scat
>>127296806
You should first kill her then reload the save and spare her to get the proper expeirence.
>>127296726
You aren't corrupt until you go full into weird fetishes or crack shipping IMO.
>>127296648
Papyrus notices how popular 'prank' videos are on the internet, and tries to make his own.
>>127296648
I second this
>>127296731
I want to live in Mettatemmie Village!
>>127296872
sure, just stop yelling first
>>127297028
remove
>>127297007
>The OTP, of course
Oh I see, well carry on then
>>127296997
HOW DOES HE HAVE MAN TITS
HE'S LITERALLY A SKELETON
![1413495913451[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KayNO3s.jpg "1413495913451[1].jpg")
Inspiration for 300 edgegoat anon, and anyone else trying to start:
https://vimeo.com/29510470
This guy was shit but he kept at it every single day.
>>127297050
Let him play in whatever way he wants.
>>127296617
I beg to differ
>>127297083
>no mettamushroom
>>127296693I know, just shitposting
>No madjik popcorn
>No froggit's legs
>No loox candy
>No tsunderline food
>no alphys getting away while her friends are chara's yummy
>>127296636
>>127296806
What the fuck is wrong with you, stop spoiling yourself.
>>127296872
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PSYCHOPATH
>>127297083
GET THE METTATEM OUT OF THE WATER
>>127297083
No you don't, it will be dumb.
>>127297058
Guess that's true
>>127297109
I'll try
>>127297083
Mushroom dance
Mushroom dance
What does it mean
>>127296617
I want to be beaten up by Sans!
>>127295465
Something for the Goat Worshippers
Where would one find undertale literary erotica?
>>127296690
tumblr
>>127297209
>>127297151
>Tsunderline
The "Tsund-airline" works so much more smoothly than "Tsunderplane", IDK why he didn't use that.
>>127296480
Very well
http://i.imgur.com/sd6Q1e7.png
http://i.imgur.com/IfigJPB.png
>>127297060
>HELLO CIVILIANS! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET BONED?
>papyrus starts to get beaten up
>he picks up a bone
>AHHH NO I MEANT THIS BONE! ITS JUST A PRANK!!
>>127296746Seek help.
how much max health do you gain per level?
im so empty
fill me up
>>127296872
J-just promise to be gentle and I will!
>>127297235
Why are edgemiester so irresistible?
>>127297209
It means you have lived a life of sin.
>>127297314
>leveling up
what a fucking casual
>>127297186
It's too late, Anon. Its dead. It makes a nice decoration, though.
>>127297321
with what? cum?
>>127296746
Naice copypasta man! I like it!!
>>127297186
don't worry mettatem is waterproof
>>127296746
>she
>her
>>127297308
How does anyone get that fucked up? Honestly, I'm curious what someone has to go through to develop such an awful fetish.
>>127297314
4 until 19, 7 on 20.
>>127297396
i dont care fill me up i dont want to be empty
>>127297235
I'd really want him toput on some decent clothes so we can go on our dinner date
request from the last thread
>>127297151
>No Alphys junk-food joke
Missed opportunity/10
I hereby revoke your shitpost license. Now you have to at least try to make quality posts instead.
You can do it.
I believe in you.
I want to quadruple amputate Toriel
I want to enslave Asriel to impregnate his mother and then make their children impregnate each other, and their grandmother
I want a whole family of goats who only understand fucking and slavery
>>127296872
YOU GOTTA FIND ME FIRST, BUDDY.
>>127296746
I can fap to this
>>127297262
>Papyrus walks into a sketchy part of town and spills spaghetti on a pair of brand new Jordan's
>NYEH IT'S JUST A PRANK
>>127297245
Check the pastebin in the OP of this thread, and you can check AO3 (archive of our own) for some other stuff.You could ask in this thread about which characters you'd like to see and I"m sure someone will give you some good fics.
>>127297453
Thank you.
I've been levelling up lots, in fact the monsters stopped coming now in the purple area, weird.
I guess this game has some anti-grind system built in.
>>127297435
>xqje
>xqjir
>>127297252It means you've lived a life of sin.
>>127296746
Huh I actually got physically revolted at that, I thought nothing could do that anymore'
Also get out please
>>127297509
Pretty good man thanks a lot.
>>127296746
>"Cut!"
>You stand up, wiping the fake blood from your mouth
>The director walks over to you, looking a bit impressed
>"Amazing work, both of you! Got some suggestions, though."
>"Pig man. You got the insanity down, but work more on your ferocity!"
>He turns to your fellow actress, who takes the intestine mold off
>"And you. You're being disemboweled alive! Scream more, act more helpless, you know?"
>"Besides that, great work. Just a few more scenes before we move on to editing. Soon we'll have something that makes Human Centipede look like a damn Disney movie!"
>You catch a crazed look in the director's eyes. He does that sometimes, you've learned to ignore it.
>>127297453
>How does anyone get that fucked up?
I want to believe he's just an anon that took anti-Charaposting too far.
>>127297546
you're doing the right thing.
>>127297509your grammar broke a bit in there a little bit
>>127297262
>this entire scene with Papyrus as Spongebob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heIKKCkTggY
>>127297509
Noice
>>127297528
>exterminator comes
>exterminates Muffet instead
>you will never hear a knock outside the door and open it to see undyne standing tentatively outside
>you will never pour chamomile tea for her as you tell her to make herself comfortable
>you will never see undyne act in an uncharacteristically nervous way as she tells you about her conflicts with her sexuality and the strange emotions that she has been feeling
>you will never be a supportive friend and help her through her troubleswith corrective rape
>>127297639
Hotline Miami funposters turn nightmares into dreams
>>127297691
it's a comma
>>127297546
Uh anon you're heading down a dangerous path
>>127297509
20/10
>>127297670
Well it's just the same thing I do in all RPGs.
I just wish I had better weapons now!
>Read not to do a pacifist run first go through because it won't count
>Somehow I got locked into a genocide run
>Can't get pacifist now
??
>>127297513
>tfw still no alphys prey vore with junk food jokes
>tfw all alphys vore is alphys pred
i can't believe this shit
>>127297639
Thank you miamiposter.
>>127297546
>guess this game has some anti-grind system built in.
its the best type of anti-grind
>>127297639
still not PardoXUndyne
>>127297792
did you get the ribbon and the knife
>>127297690
I'll draw this later
>>127297792
>people will still fall for this despite it clearly being bait
>>127297234
Don't we all
>>127297656
The detail with which he described it makes me think he actually has the fetish.
"Mettaton" backwards is "not a (t) Tem"
???
I'm glad I didnt read whatever the fuck you are all reading. I'm not gonna read it either.
>>127297842
Damn, where was the ribbon? I got only the knife.
>>127296636
cute plants!
>>127297821
You got dunked on anon
>>127297492
okay.
*Grabs hose.
>>127295638
>>127296202I-in less than 24hours I have to go back to school and disappear till the weekends ,wont be able to do much then
>>127297853
you can't just call "bait" on every post you disagree with, anon
>>127297821
>Read not to do a pacifist run first go through because it won't count
You could have reloaded your game after beating the final boss on the neutral route and then completed the pacifist route.
>Can't get pacifist now
You still can, but there may be some consequences if you completed the genocide run.
Does Neutral ending allow you to continue on for True Pacifist ending?
>>127297825
Are you good at writing? Write it.with chara
>>127297731
>>127297830it was me the whole time
>>127297546
Just leave this thread until you are done with the game, Anon.
Play the game like you want
>>127297919
dont worry its about mutilating a kid
>>127297973
if you killed no one yes
who's ready for GOTY 2016
You've been visited by the Woshing Machine of Cleanliness
Clean posts and good smell will come your way but only if you respond with "Please, Wosh me" to this post
>>127297912
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed
>>127297924
do you remember the pits with the vegetoids in them
it's in one of those
>>127297990Thank you anyways, that chaos was fun to see
>>127297973
If you have 0 EXP by the time you reached the final boss, yes. Just reload after beating it.
>>127298046
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