Prepare To Shitpost Edition
Previously on /dsg/ - >>126855930
>DARK SOULS 3
>PSX 2015 Footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjK5f7ozzOM
>Gameplay Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XwhYVzN_a0
http://www.gamersyde.com/hqstream_dark_souls_iii_gc_gameplay_reveal-35231_en.html
>Announcement Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RAlGv-IW4g
>Screenshots & Artwork
Official: https://imgur.com/a/GUjb3
Leaked: https://imgur.com/a/c08Bb
New screenshots & artwork: http://imgur.com/a/5fhcQ
>Leak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyRJ5u-L8qw
>Interviews
http://pastebin.com/PUSbw02s
>Gameplay
http://pastebin.com/yWzzuVV1
>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
http://imgur.com/a/wwtuf
http://flockmod.com/dsg
>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a
>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/h1etMh8E
>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v
Demon Soup
Dark Soup
or Dark Soup 2?
>>126918002
DeS = DaS > DaS2
FEAR THE SUNS TEMPTATIONS
AND THE WINGED EXECUTIONER
I just hope that they give some more love to fist weapons in ds3
Something like the bone fist with homing hadoukens would be epic as fuck
>tfw DS3 will ignite unimaginable shitposting because autistic mentally unstable nonsensican contradicting backstabbing self centered neet thread personalities and their ignorant stupid idiot faggot degenerate fuckhead lonely followers will flock into this thread
>>126918095
>I looked when He broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth made of hair, and the whole moon became like blood; and the stars of the sky fell to the earth,
>>126917957
>Ad hominem argument and getting on your high horse.
You can't start calling everyone names when you are angry you have no valid arguments.
Your sample size on the bridge being? at what SM and NG cycle? The bridge having red invaders does not disprove anything I have said, it is a popular place for fight clubs and the incentive to invade there is another way to increase your rank in BoB and get the glow animations. I don't even understand why you made that point, it is completely irrelevent.
Come on man, try harder.
>>126918142
God yes!
The bonefist was god tier in DaS2.
The uppercut was the only upside to DaS1 but it had such a windup...
>doing a faith build because I want to throw around lightning in DaS1
>10 hours in I realize I won't ever get enough sunlight medals because barely anyone plays on PS3 anymore
fuk
>>126918437
>Faith build
>No faith
Well there's your problem.
>fss about to break
>repair spell
>fss about to break.
>repair spell
>boss fog
>fss about to break
>no more repair spells
Fine I'll carry two.
>>126918660
The repair spell kinda sucks for something that takes up an attunement slot.
>>126918419
I really wouldn't mind if the bone fist keeped the uppercut in addition to the actual moveset
Punching out people to the lava in iron keep bridge in pvp would have been fun
>>126918786
Having a 20 durability sword sucks too.
>>126918419
>this is going to be in das3
>but sped up like every other moveset
who else gets giddy as fuck watching dark souls 3 footage?
>tfw every other weapon feels like a noodle after using a greathammer
>>126919454
Every other weapon feels like a stormtrooper compared to a simo hayha when I have a straight sword.
Is it better to infuse the majestic greatsword with dark, I hate seeing 20 faith and int go to waste
>>126919047
>that frigid dancer
muh dik
this thread should be dark,demons,and blood general. why can't you do this
>>126920039
>mixing BB with soul games
Kill yourself faggot
>>126920039
>bloodborne souls
>>126920039
Bloodborne isn't a souls game
>>126920039
>>126920039
Because most people here don't have a bloodborne machine? It's not worth merging the threads if most people don't have access to all the games.
>>126920039
get out nigger frog
>>126918265
>>126918095
Looks/sounds like the one reborn from bloodborne.
>>126919047
>That main theme
It's too damn good
>>126920039
because console war baby pc faggots hate it in this thread
>>126920039
Bloodborne should be left well alone...
>>126918265
>>126918095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aflz4VpVxCw
>spend hours creating perfect waifu
>start game
>notice flaw
>repeat
Why do I spend so long in character creation when I know I'll never be satisfied with the result anyway?
Goddammit.
>>126920039
>blood souls
DUDE
BLOODBORNE
LMAO
FUCKING STOP IT THIS IS DSG
>>126920562
Bet you wish you
>>126920562
>>126920625
sorry lol
bet you wish you could save your characters like you can in bloodborne??
>>126920039
Because of we are faggots
>>126920429
How so? Honestly it's more like the Moon (Sun, in this case) Presence, but we don't know what the Black Sun even is, we just know that its presumably malicious and that it has some kind of spoopy winged servant. We don't even know whether it's sentient or not.
best weapon of every major build
list them
>>126920786
The moon color, seeing the cosmos in the moon, moon getting black like blood, also stuff dripping out of it like the picture. lol
>>126920039
>thinking nigger borne is allow in here
Put your favourite boss(es) into a red circle.
Here are mine.
>>126921018
>>126920039
I dont understand too that why do people hate it.
>>126920857
The first quote about temptations and winged executioner is from the actual game. It's written on one of the gravestones in the area from the network test. One of the other gravestones said "this exile was chased from his homeland and haunted by the black sun".
This guy >>126918265 was just referencing a quote from the Bible, however.
>NEW BERSERK ANIME
>DARK SOULS 3
>NSUNS4
JAPAN, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>126920873
yeah, BB is not allow, like proper english
lol
Who else triple perfected the games? I have to work on DeS now.
>>126921018
>>126921906
I perfected PTDE and SotFS, and got about halfway through DaS2 vanilla.
Why does it never get tiring to make the first character in a Souls game a generic knight who gets by through skill at arms?
>>126921906
I've gotten every cheevo for Scholar on PC, didn't get them all on vanilla DS2 on the PS3. Platinum'd DS1 on PS3 but haven't done so for PTDE.
>>126921018
>>126921380
>NEW BERSERK ANIME
That would be wonderful if Miura wasn't taking another hiatus. At least were off the goddamn boat after 8 years.
>>126921018
these ones are fun as all hell.
>>126922213
>>126921906
So all the cheevos for SotS other than "play the game" are pretty much "Do that NPC questline", innit?
Are there no fun cheevo?
http://strawpoll.me/6273491
http://strawpoll.me/6273491
http://strawpoll.me/6273491
http://strawpoll.me/6273491
http://strawpoll.me/6273491
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Wait but seriously... isn't bloodbourne essentially using souls game mechanics?
I'm not saying it should share this thread but isn't it a great game to play if you're a souls fan?
>>126921018
Gwyndolin, because best waifu.
Priscilla - because second best waifuwith best feet.
Sif - for feels.
Based Arty and BiggieSmalls for insane amounts of fun (Arty for feels as well).
>>126922806
fuck off already.
nobody cares about you and Stillborne.
>>126921018
>>126921018
I wish the Gargs weren't so easy, it's one of the most fun starting bosses in the game.
alonne is kicking my ass harder than any souls boss has before
>>126922932
I'm being serious lol I've never played bloodbourne
>>126922806
The estus mechanic which can only be replenished by respawning enemies is one of the biggest part of the series, as well as shield /armor and weight management which are a bit less important but still relevant.
>>126921018
>>126921018
meh, mine are pretty standart.
>>126923348
Alonne himself, or is it just the gauntlet before you fight him?
>>126923721
the gauntlet is permanently cleared because i died so many times
he's the only boss in the game i haven't beaten
fucking katanafag
>>126923742
Let's liven up the thread a bit. Post your favorite art by Menas.
>>126923348
Summon someone?
>>126924146
i'm not THAT bad
>>126920329
80% of this thread didn't play demons and probably started playing after onlyafro's videos became viral
>>126924181
How do you know that you can't kill Alonne even with phantom summons?
>>126924364
why is he walking away and fighting ornstein?
How to get 360 controller to play DaS on PC?
>>126924629
buy it
plug it in
>>126924472
I got him within one hit of ded three times
>>126924327
demon's soul's discussion doesn't rival dark souls discussion though. It's not like half the thread consists of discussion of a game most people can't play, which is what would happen if bloodborne were here.
>>126924740
I refuse to play demon souls because everyone says it's better.
I don't want that illusion to go away.
>>126924687
Already owned.
Plugged in.
Still not working. I know it's not the controller since I was just playing some force unleashed.
How does Menas manage to draw in such quantities with SUCH quality? Is he a machine, or a god?
>>126922694
>So all the cheevos for SotS other than "play the game" are pretty much "Do that NPC questline", innit?
That and "do this upgrade path" and "get all of X magic" are pretty much every cheevo in both of the DaS games. None of them are really gud, and Knight's Honor in DaS1 is a bitch, I don't remember if 2 has anything similar.
Is there one of those "roll a build" things for DaS1? I know I've seen it for DS2.
Really I'm just wondering what would be something fun and different to do for my second playthrough, my first one was just a standard knight with a claymore.
>>126925314
miracles only
>>126922694
Depends on what you find fun. I liked trying to follow the stories of the NPC questlines and maxing out a covenant depends on which covenant you choose. There's no cuhrayzee achievements like smash 1,000 pots or die by doing an emote on a ledge or shit if that's what you're asking
>>126921018
these guys all day erryday.
>>126925623
Well it kinda sucks that there isn't one for no bonfire runs, given that it seems like they made the primal bonfires just for that purpose.
>>126924016
I like Darkwraiths, because they were badass guys and also servants of based Manus, and they kept 4niggers in their right place (cesspool of Anor-Londo).
>>126925636
Why is everyone blacking out the four kings? Why not the bed of chaos?
>>126925782
because memes
>>126924740
doesn't rival because nobody played it so there's nothing to discuss
>>126925782
memes
fugging finally, king katanafag is dead for now
>>126925782
because 4shits is literally shit and doesn't belong in the game, now go kill yourself.
>>126921018
>no Cass
>no Menas
>no God-Кing Lucifer
>no Afro
>no Kobra
>no Ippiki
>no Emarrel
>no Nora
>no Кirk
>no based Debug-anon
>no Pate-anon
>no Lightanon
>no Marisa
>no Zullie
>no Santa
This place has gone hoIIow.
>>126925912
What's wrong with 4kings?
>>126926040
but anon remains
>>126925760
yeah, Darkwraiths were actually cool with shitting on 4fags and making it afraid of leaving its cesspit.
>>126921018
that quelaag is cute as fuck
>>126926053
it's shit and has always been shit, now go kill yourself.
>need shitloads of souls to level up so I can pvp with the endgame meta levels
>also need to level up some more so I can actually do damage against the 4 cunts
>only way to get souls quickly is to PVP
>need upgrade materials to make my weapons viable for PVP
>need souls for upgrade materials
This is fucking bullshit. I've been farming the demons in lost Isalith for half an hour and only got enough to level up once to 70
>>126925698
there is no achievement but there is a ring. and another if you don't die
>>126925912
>4kings is shit
>not calling bed of chaos shit
>not calling the stray demon or demon firesage demon shit (just reskinned asylum demons)
I bet you defend DaS2 also, faggot
>>126926358
>he doesn't know about painted world's soul farming
>or about tomb of the giants
>>126921018
>>126926358
>having to farm at all
Well you fucked up some where, if you really need to farm just go to the forest and farm the NPCs there
>>126926446
Shitkings is the only shit in the entire series, end of story. Now go and finally kill yourself, nigger.
>>126926358
I never farmed souls in das1, you should prioritize upgrading weapons over levelling. A few levels won't help against the kings but some weapon reinforcement will.
i've got 40 dex and i noticed that blacksteele katana and darkdrift have the same AR
what's up with that?
http://strawpoll.me/6047020
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>>126925782
Because some faggot has been shitposting about the four kings day in day out for literally 11 months and about half of the threads content is just his shitposting. This is honestly one of the worst generals solely because of him.
And fuck everyone who enables his stupid bullshit for lol memes.
in sotfs, does the area just before duke's dear freja make anyone else's head hurt? I don't know what it is about those webs, but they just hurt to look at
>>126921018
What's the fastest way of getting a pure greystone? Killing the 3 worms near the flamelurker stone? I can't show my smasher to the npc, so I have to farm.
Have a Nancy as reward.
>>126921018
I just got Dark souls 2: scholar of the first sin, and I gotta say I'm fucking blown away.
What have I been missing out on?!?
I value your opinions, can I get some tips? If AGL is what I should get, but also wanna stick to this soul memory, how should I go about things?
Do people really have trouble with 4kings or is it just a meme? It only took me a few tries before I figured out that a few swings with a zwei per king, leaving me to wait ~5 seconds for the next to spawn, was all I needed to do.
>>126927526
IGN rates it as the hardest boss in video game history, so yes.
>>126921207
It isn't on PC and that makes le pc masterrace incredibly angry and bitter
>>126927526
Go NG+++++++ or whatever when you can't strike them down before the rest appears but even then.. meh.
>tfw 4fags fanartist was driven to suicide by /dsg/
E P I C
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>>126927676
Correction: IGN rates it as the worst and most shit boss to ever exist in video game history.
>faggot deviantFart/tumblr design
>retarded DPS race instead of a proper fight
>LOL THE ARENA IS FUCKING NOTHING
>zero lore and absolute irrelevance to the game's plot
>worst music in the game
Heavens, why?
>>126921018
God fucking 4fags is fucking goddamn trash, FUCK these niggers so hard. JUST FUCK THEM. They are THAT BOSS that nobody wants to replay a game because of. Why are they so fucking shitty? FUCKING WHY?
is there a sword (or any other weapon really) in DS2 similar to quelaag's sword? by that I mean that has a fire aftereffect after swinging it or w/e that's called
>It's another "4kings autist spams for 100+ posts and none of them get deleted no matter how many I report" thread
Really getting sick of this shit.
>>126928493
There aren't any fancy tracer weapons in DaS2, sorry.
>>126928573
>tracer
that's what I was looking for
shame that there isn't, but thanks for the reply
>>126921018
What kind of madman makes a waifu player character in a Souls game? I mean you make something you love and cherish, then subject it to a horrible fate of constant death and rebirth.
>>126927676
>IGN
i invaded a guy and he hit me with something and it triggered some sort of miracle and healed me.
>>126928769
true waifu character players do no death runs
>>126928909
How cruel to delete a waifu because her purity has been tainted by a red phantom's sword.
>>126921018
just got softbanned in SotFS welp, DS3 when
>>126928847
U sure it's not the pyromancy, Warmth?
>>126929108
>hacking
why
Is there a single boss worse than 4fags in Bloodborne?
>>126929145
its my own fault i know, i just disagree with weapon degradation
>>126921018
>>126929282
Brainsucker, pig, loran silverbeast, arguably loran camerabeast, undead giant trio.
>>126929348
no I was just wondering why you were hacking, if it was for PvP or trying to do fun stuff with the bosses or what
weapon degradation is a pain sometimes I have to agree, specially in the DLCs where bonfires are much more spread out
>>126928769
It gives me a boner.
>>126921018
all of them for one exception of the 4 turds.
If I run into one more god damned fucking piece of shit that is some fucking imitation of one punch man I'm going to flip my shit.
Also why is it so fucking hard to find information about dark souls 2 pvp that isn't completely outdated, or completely fucking wrong.
>>126929439
i just used it to fix the degradation, i managed to play 50 hours before getting banned
>>126921018
I cant wait to find out that all softbans from DS2 carry over to DS3
I want to taste the tears.
>emerald herald is just sitting on a rock swinging her legs and looking all sexy
since when can she do this?
>>126929693
Sitting at bonfires fixes it too and those are pretty close together.
So, how do we petition FROM to remove 4scums from DS1?
>>126929971
why? the boss is easy, it's already like it doesn't exist.
>>126925782
check the filenames. it's one russian faggot blacking them out for like 20 posts because he's THAT autistic
>>126929142
Nah he hit me then a large circle appeared on the ground like heal
So majestic. Best Souls boss ever, do not even try to prove me wrong.
Last time I was in this thread was over a year ago, and there was a guy shitposting about four kings
Has he literally been here for over a year doing this?
>>126929913
i know but after my weapon broke for the third time mid fight i thought i would have a better experience with the game, im still gonna keep playing doe
>>126930053
>>126930220
Yes.
Best husbando.
>>126930220
Yes, some epic trolle copycats caught on too.
They are very dedicated (autistic).
>>126928769
The ideal situation is for DS modders to eventually get so advanced that they create a mod that makes your waifu be raped by every monster and boss when her health gets 0. Custom animations, japanese sex voiceovers, slick new skins. Letting her die sucks, sure, but dying and then seeing her getting brutally raped by all sorts of monsters is terrifying.
Honestly, it would get my dick totally rock hard protecting her in that way. This is my fetish and I expect it to happen somewhere around 2020.
>>126930373
Agreed.
>>126930485
Post more Kala.
>>126930438
>that gift paper
I need to know who received this and what their reactions were
Is all the artwork and post art of the fellow in the elite knight set suppose to be the chosen undead or oscar of astora?
>>126930617
my pleasure.
>>126917893
Can anyone recommend a good walk through for SotFS? I got to the ruins with only one fragrant branch left and I don't want to fuck things up with the free lion men I spotted petrified.
>>126930617
OK, now I hope I've made you learn your lesson.
There are a few number of good/alright bosses in Souls series, and 4skins were _NEVER_ one of them.
On the other hand, there are several categories of shit bosses.
1. Bad
2. Shit.
3. Utter shit
4. 4fags-tier shit.
Here, for everyone's special consideration.
>>126930831
>walkthrough
don't do it, you'll fuck yourself up
the only branch you absolutely need is the one to unlock that petrified woman npc near a gate in majula, the one that gives access to shaded woods
otherwise you get enough for unpetrifying everything eventually
what exactly are you trying to get or do?
>>126930229
Do you hit every wall you see, or do you use the fss?
If Solaire dies as a summoned phantom does he also die for the playthrough?
>>126931093
No.
why is he so perfect?
>>126930656
>the chosen undead
there are lots of chosen undeads. in fact, i'd say that any undead with enough determination to not be a hollow is chosen and has the potential to overthrow gwyn. if you ask if it's the main character, it's ambiguous but it probably is the mc. elite knight is the posterboy set and solaire helps with that fight. it could also be ricard.
>>126931090
Neither i just kill everyone and everything, maybe thats a bad strat?
>>126931081
Aside from the one you have to use the branch on to get the key to free Ornifex, there's also a lion blocking a chest that will give you another fragrant branch and some gear in the base game. Since there are 3 petrified lions now I just want to make sure they didn't fuck around with the placement.
>>126931360
I don't think you get one there in sotfs
>>126930617
>trying to MLGS kalameet
>anything magic in oolacile for that matterinb4 debug anon
>>126931208
Sinh > KalaMEH
>>126931556
>>126931360
I literally was doing that part one hours ago.
Yes you get a fragrant branch+lion mage stuff from that metal chest.
The lion near the bonfires gives the key to ornifex
The lion near the scorpion dude AND on the bridge which you have to parkour on both bring to the same guy, the decapitated one which only leaves his armor as a drop
>>126921018
these guys.
>>126931227
But it could be oscar on all the posters.
>>126931316
are you familiar with the term "resource management"?
>>126931090
what's the fss?
>>126925760
weren't they actually the SERVANTS of the Kings?
>>126931759
Thanks anon
>>126931316
No, that's what I do. I just found it weird since I only had problems with durability since I switched to the fss.
>>126931897
Best straightsword in the game, perfect in every way except it has the durability of wet paper.
>>126931917
Hell fuck no. Those guys were on their own and didn't give a single shit about 4condoms. 4dildos actually were shunned down because they were retarded niggers. And Darkwraiths were in New-Londo to make sure these pieces of shit stay where they belong (puddle of black shit).
>>126931824
it very well could. if his storyline wasn't gutted, i'd say he is. having the main character on the poster makes sense, but so does having the rival/antagonist. having the dude that freed you, then died like a bitch on the poster does not make sense.
>>126932085
foot soldier?
Coming to sotfs on pc from ds2 on xbox is a real kick. I can actually tell what I'm fighting.
Those things in the shaded woods are lions. I thought they were bulls.
>>126932208
>foot soldier
You know it.
>>126930617
Cutting the tail of that dragon nigger has to be the hardest thing in the game
>>126921018
HERE ARE MY M8S
When will people finally fucking learn that no one fucking likes 4dicks?
The only one who happened to like them was that retarded mouthdrooling autistic failure of a human being who pretended to be a fanartist, and later was forced to suicide because of shit tastes.
So mind that the entire /dsg/ hates 4fags, and if you don't do the same, you shall immediately fuck off and suicide just as he did.
Hey /dsg/, I was wondering if anyone would be interested in a Darksouls II SOTFS fightclub? I could host one at around 6m sm or 400k sm if 2-3 people are interested in some good ol' dueling fun.
Whatcha say?
Is the northern undead asylum in Lordran? If not, why was Oscar there in the first place?
HEY YOU FAGGOTS
WHAT WEAPON WILL I USE ON MY NEW DS2 CHAR
>>126932698
The ladle!
DSII SotFS.
If I transfer my save between accounts, will I get bunn'd?
>>126932698
the heide greatlance with the bandit greataxe in your off-hand.
My friend and I have the same general SM and SL. Why can he not see my summon sign?
Bonus: We're both using the name ring, too.
>>126932698
how can you even play through that game a second time?
>>126932186
Why then they didn't decide to fight 4cucks all together and put an end to this?
>>126932818
Is there an icon of a cracked orb in the top left corner under your hp bar and all that? Is it crossed with a red line?
That means multiplayer is disabled in the area you're in, you can cancel the effect at the bonfire.
That, or you're in the Doors of Pharros area, where co-op is disabled.
>>126932818
We're outside the ruin sentinels. I beat the boss, he has not.
>>126932898
Not him, but DS1 doesn't have Heide Knight armor.
>>126932993
do you have the same download region?
>>126932898
because playing videogames is fun anon
remember last time you had fun?
it was great, wasn't it
>>126932993
If you beat the boss and he puts down a big sign, he won't be able to summon you. Once a boss has been beaten in that area, you can only summon using small signs. Your friend, however, should be able to summon you using a big sign.
Try having you or your friend sit at the bonfire and select "cancel human effigy effect", if the option is there.
>>126931587
Aww, seath! what's the matter, seath?
Still mad' cause you're gonna die one day, 'cause you ain't got scales?
How's it feels, seath to be a bitch?
>>126921018
>inb4 Moonlight Butterfly
Beautiful music, same goes to Gwyndolinbest husbando ever.
Cant fucking deal with Fume Knight, goes ape shit on me at 20% every goddamn time now, Lv100/700k SM anyone wanna give a hand?
>>126932637
the crow takes you TO lordran and oscar is from astora
Just lost 100k on a character trying to get through NG+ Tseldora after ascetic. Should I start over
>>126924884
You will play it
>>126932993
It may also help if you close the game and restart it, sometimes the Darksouls II server doesn't want to play nice.
>>126933220
if you wanna make a min/max character at 1.5-3m sm, you're only gonna be missing out on 2-3 levels. I wouldn't start over.
>>126933205
What game anon? I might be able to lend ya a hand if you're playing SOTFS
Why are new people so fucking dumb?
>Taurus Demon
>don't kill the archers beforehand
>Gargoyles
>rush into the room with the channeler and get killed by all the hollows
>Capra Demon
>die
>Depths
>Haven't killed the channeler before the boss fight
Fucking idiots, I swear
>B-But they're new!
Fuck that, they're all usin the drake sword so you know they're using a guide, niggas
Goddamn waste of my time.
So remind me /dsg/, who's this simply horrible, insufferably bad and just the worst boss in the Souls series?
Hints:1. It's not Bed of Chaos2. This boss is universally hated and considered the worst in the entire community, BUT one mentally capped person happened to like it, for what later was driven to suicide3. Debug-anon (you're fucking based) used to brilliantly troll and bait the mentally capped person, who liked this boss, and so did Menas
Now, what boss is that?
>>126933438
Ah yes SOTFS, I'm at lowermost floor bonfire
Other than losing a bit of a damage and soul spear/homing soul mass, is there any reason not to use the oolacile ivory catalyst and just pump strength/dex for quality?
I know I'll do a bit less damage with soreceries but wouldn't the points be better spent elsewhere
>>126933494
>It's not bed of chaos
Welp. I'm stumped.
>>126933494
Smelter demon
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>>126933574
the only character I have that can help in that area at such low SM is at 1.53m sm, which means you'd have to have at least 800k sm to be able to summon me.
If you wanna buff up your sm to 800k, I can lend a hand. If not, I can't help you.
>>126933347
Whats a dasdreck?
Let's play a game "Who's the biggest newfag of /dsg/". So, here's a question:
Do you remember who was the worst and most hated shitposter to ever visit /dsg/ and how he ended up?
>>126933731
Yeah done, 805k SM now, just gonna shop real quickly in majula and then im set
>>126933906
lucifer
i don't know
>>126933328
>>126933121
I have beaten the ruin sentinels. My friend has not.
I have 100k SM, he has 120k.
He is trying to summon me, but cannot see my sign.
Is it better to leave it down or keep placing it down every few seconds?
>stuck at niggermeat and m-anus for 4 days
>only things left before gwyn
i know what i have to do. i have to hit each of them 60 times without getting hit. but every time i lose my patience and try to use xboxhuegdmg pyros to speed it up and get my ass handed to me. even killed poor shiny-shiny for his hammer and still can’t do shit
>>126923881
>talentless cunt gets told she's a talentless cunt
>wails all over the place
>gets abused and ridiculed even harder instead of advices on improving drawing skills, because no one likes 4niggers
>epic fun in /dsg/ is had, cunt kills herself
>win of the millennium
The most epic thing to ever happen in /dsg/.
>>126933909
Alrighty then, add me on steam so we don't spam the general
//steamcommunity.com/id/DuwangBump
>>126933986
I'd let the sign stay down for at least a minute or three, can take some time for it to appear.
Have you tried sitting down at the bonfire and canceling the human effigy effect?
>>126933609
Wikidot says that dark sorcery doesn't scale with oolacile ivory catalyst. /shrug
If you go high str/high dex, the best is to either use Manus Catalyst(str scaling) or Tin Banishment Catalyst (dex scaling) with dark sorceries (only)
>>126934150
ah, the fond memories of this stupid junkie skank 4shithead being laughingstock and scapegoat together, for the entire /dsg/...
>>126934151
Yeah, neither of us have an option to do that. Online play is still happening - I'm getting summoned by other people, he's able to summon others, but we can't see eachothers' signs.
To make it even stranger, we live in the same city, so shouldn't that make it -easier- to connect?
0-4 light build with sun sword
5-9 dual wield motherfucking greatswords
>>126933456
>animeyellsatcloud
don't be upset
So i just got my first "gaming" rig. I've got a Radeon 7870 and an i7 5670k inside it but i have no idea about computer parts so...
Will this be able to play Dark Souls 3 at minimum solid 30 FPS on average settings? Again i'm sorry for being a console pleb but i have no idea about this stuff..
