Cheery Old King Edition
Previous thread: >>126419748 (Cross-thread)
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Merry Christmas anon.
DECK THE VOID WITH BOWS OF HOLLY
>>126431371kek the halls
>>126431487
I'm sad I didn't think of that myself...
>>126431535
thats okayyou dummy
Goodnight /utg/ and merry Christmas, sorry that I can't write for you in the jolliest of days.
I'll take some requests and mull them over for the next few days though
This is the comfier thread
Merry Christmas /utg/. Gonna be here for a while wrapping presents.
>>126431665
Glad to see you back, happy holidays.
>>126431665
sleep tight humanand actually head to bed on time tonight Doogle. also, merry christmas.
>>126431880
I'm gonna, have to get up before 10 tomorrow, and cuz I gotta fly to Cali, sadly
woomy
Happy Christmas you stupid fucks
I love you all
>>126432104
love you too anon
>>126431851
Have a happy Holiday too, anon.
>>126432767
will you have a merrykekmass, doogle?
>>126432803
Well, I'm gonna be on a plane for most of my keksmas, but I get to see my sister and an old childhood friend, so I guess I'll be fine.
this is the real thread
>>126432950
I'd love to see my old childhood friend, but I'm sure he's gone and accomplished something while I've done literally nothing with my life.
For Christmas I want aqt Goatmom to cuddle with, while sitting close to the fireplace, eating pie and talking about comfy things.
for christmas I just want my country to be free again
>>126433545
Me too anon.
Me too.
Deader than Asgore's marriage.
>>126435008
Go to the other thread, this is the "waiting for the other one to hit bump limit and then move on" one, also, not everyone bothers shitposting on christmas
>>126435008
You are on the wrong thread anon.
>>126430619
>>126435090
>>126435075
Fuck off, samefag jew. This is the real thread.
>>126435197
But that one has a lot more replies anon
>>126435341
replies by liars, samefags, profilers, and jews, more like.
it is all fake
>>126435341Just let him be if he wishes to stay here alone.
>>126435405
fuck off, samefag jew, profiler, kill yourself
>>126435401are profilers really a thing
>>126435405
>him
>he
Go back to tumblr with that shit, kid.
>>126435543
Yes. Profilers have been a thing on /utg/ for at least a month, and they've been on certain other generals months, if not years before that.
>>126435620
can you give me some examples
>>126435620
What's a profiler?
>>126435693
Go to /mk8g/ and ask about "le one guy". He's a rather notorious profiler that got his start there and in some of the other NNID generals, and allegedly was also profiling anons from several unrelated generals as well, such as the old Battlefield general.
>>126435846
Basically a person that stalks anons and tries to compile identities for them based on recurring file/filename usage, word and phrase choice, etc.
>>126435853
Is it bad if you recognize them?
>>126435903
So pretty much every lurker who takes a liking to certain anons.
>>126435974
It's a great bit more dedicated than just "lurking". From what I've heard, there's actually a lot of work that goes into trying to reverse-engineer someone's entire identity just based on anonymous shitposts they make over the internet. Honestly, I gotta give these guys some credit.
>>126436054
Truth be told, if they managed to find out who I am it'd be my fault in the first place for putting that kind of information on the internet.
am I the only motherfucker who gets mad when I see steven or stephen whateverthefuck universe shit posted in undertale threads? I've avoided that fanbase because of their tumblr status fans and the show just looks like childrens garbage with lesbian power rangers.
at least on 4chinz you guys still have some idea of how to talk shit and make sure sjw shit gets shut down somewhat. nothing like how /v/ was but /vg/ threads are somewhat more accepting of trash but still dont tolerate it too much which is nice.
oh god damn there's like 30 people shitposting at eachother in the other thread over this whole "profiling" business
which one of you fuckers set this horrible chain reaction off
you know they're just going to continue it in here, and it's gonna suck
>>126438181
I suspect its just an anon wanting to be thread famous so he'll create drama to get people talking about him, best thing you can do at this point is ignore the cancer until it suffocates itself.
guise Im on a super hardcore asriel kick and have been since leaving the fish boat. can someone post some fan lit with young adult/ adult goatbro?I used to RP hardcore when I was a fucking sperg as well as write a bit. should I writefag?
>>126436513
give me retarded fanart ideas and I will badly draw the worst one
>>126440537
chara being lewd with a christmas tree
>>126440537
Catty and Bratty looking over Burgerpants in complete disgust, as Burgerpants cries in a puddle of his own bodily fluids
Would you fuck this, /utg/?
Request from the previous thread
Didnt manage to upload them before image limit oops . Still taking requests
>>126440689
Asrielfags would
>>126440719
Could you draw Toriel holding Frisk in a cradle embrace as they sing a christmas carol? location up to you~
>>126440768
I would not
>>126440768
president asrielfag here
no thanks.
>>126440719
>>126440795
SHUT UP AND FUCK THE GOAT
i can't FUCKING believe some french kid half my age is actually trying to lecture me on how to live my life
>undyne's_pov_while_chasing_frisk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
>>126440719
Santasgore leaving gifts.bonus points for one outside the ruins door
>>126440828
I dont have it but if someone would be so kind as to post the guidelines for consent with asriel? you know the one.
>>126440882But Asgore didn't even know Toriel was still alive.
>>126440537
Undyne transforming into a vacuum cleaner
>>126440537
Frisk(or Chara) & Sans make a pose like this
>>126440689
No but it's cute.
![tumblr_nzw9f8pSFm1v2jk7uo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9SbMV5R.png "tumblr_nzw9f8pSFm1v2jk7uo1_1280[1].png")
Would you be fucked by god-toucan-Sans?He makes shitty puns and pranks you throughout time and space for all of it.
>>126441058
I just wouldn't be fucked by sans period.
>>126441107
Skeletons don't have periods, stupid.
Post comfy gotes of all shapes and sizes
>>126441332
>>126441332
>>126441332
>>126441391
who's this
>>126441391
>>126441332
>>126441391
>fanon toriel vs canon toriel.png
comfy gotes, you say?
http://i.imgur.com/J2JDML9.png
Do you know what time it is?
>>126441527
please stop
http://pastebin.com/gus9jV0E
This is my Christmas gift to you /utg/, an 8000 word fic about teenage Frisk and Asriel spending Christmas time on the surface.
Contains parental shenanigans, diner comfiness, dog petting, and Monster Kid.
Asriel is of course saved, so insert your favorite headcanon here. And sorry girl and genderless Friskfags, I had to settle for a gender, otherwise it would look like Frisk is a tumblrtard demanding gender anonymity.
>>126441565
>stop
s t o p
s m o r e s
s m o r e
m o r e
>more
oh okay
http://i.imgur.com/OGNYOfX.png
It's Christmas Day where I am!! I hope you all get what you wanted, /utg/!
>>126441527
No!
>>126441618
that's not what I said
>>126441653
It's what they chose to hear, Toriel.
It's not wrong, it's just their headcanon.
>>126441680
Papyrus no.
>>126441643But I want you anon...
>>126441653
>>126441618
Momgoat better than gaygoat
Papyrus?
Papyrus???
>>126441749do you want anything?
>Never played Undertale
>Peek into /utg/ once in a while because it's a wonderful, sweet place to visit
>Learn a little about some characters through art and stories
>Decide to finally break down and play the game
>/utg/ already made me love Toriel
>Have to break her heart and abandon her forever 5 minutes into the game
Oh my god. This place isn't happy. It isn't happy at all.
>>126441747
what about straightgoat
>>126441792
Don't give up, Anon.
Just do your best to make her proud and you'll see her again.
>>126441792
anon no, the spoilers
you must leave
>>126441792
Anon, you don't wish to be even more spoiled.
Please leave the general until you finish the pacifist route at the very least.
>>126441332
this one always gets me
Mommyfeeling the love
http://i.imgur.com/6fvEX74.pngthey're just aphrodisiacs
>>126441792
Wait, is she there if you go all the way back from the basement?
>>126441864
Do not worry about me, my child. Someone needs to tend to these flowers.
>>126441850
CEASE
>>126441864
Yes.Let's say Asriel wasn't the first who wished to stay behind to take care of those flowers.
>>126441793
Is he exist?
>>126441954
Technically, yes.
>>126441603
all asrielwriters are my favorite posters :3
thanks
>>126441728
I love you, anon!
>>126440719
" Chara and Frisk drinking hot cocoa, with Toriel watching them! "
>>126440780
cradle..embrace ??
>>126441643
>>126441728
>>126442007
I'm gonna romance shota goat.
>>126442042Your artstyle is really cute anon.
planeanon here, how you guys doing?
Just wondering what kinds of cool gifts you guys got so far.
My uncle gave me his WWII US Navy Air-to-ground rocket.
Have you guys gotten any Undertale-related gifts?
>>126442042
hug, hold up at bosom, sorta like a baby hold you know? but without the feeding thing.
>>126431231
https://mega.nz/#F!ytMiGb4D!KrFTvpGSN6XhYSFlX3nXKA Merry Christmas to you all
Contains good stuff for your ears.
>>126441747
momgoat x teengote is probably better.
take me to hell because I have sinned
>>126442085
Thank you for uploading that anon.
>>126442098
http://i.imgur.com/8WVKDf7.png
http://i.imgur.com/R7vvtlS.png
>>126442098
nah, dadgoat x teengote dressed as momgoat or bust
>>126442078
i got a squid pillow, if that counts
>>126442098
Not even Woshua can help you now.
>>126441603
Awwww yeah, so many goatficsand finally a Frisk I can self-insert with
>>126442085
You fucker
You shouldn't have done that. Go and support these guys.
https://determination-ut.bandcamp.com/releases
>>126442142
Feel free to stop whenever
>>126442149
that fic was hard to finish, not because I wasnt down to pop a boner at it but just because the idea of a hole in a dress like what the fuck have you seen those dresses? fuckin parachutes.dadgote could get his dick wet anytime tho, Im not normally into non feminine men but fuck nigga
>>126442225
Or they could not.
I'd prefer the not.Booby.
>>126441507
Reminder that fanon a shitfor the most part anyway
>>126442281
But lewd is forboden
>>126442281
>>126436054
Yeah, it just sounds like they have a boner for certain anons.
>>126442343
she seems nice in a non lewd way that most vidya wimmin dont. even if she's a gote.
I hope 12-year olds will make OCs of something I create, one day.
>>126435620
People who are socially adept enough to recognize other anons by speech, image and posting patterns.
>>126442343
>the tiny bows in her sleeves
My heart.And agreed.
>>126442343
I guess she gets the Pie Crust from the Spiders?
There is literally no other way for her to get ingredients for her pie unless she unlocks the door to go into Snowdin.
+ I feel gipped that we were unable to go up to the EMPIRE to obliterate the rest of the monsters.
I wanted to kill Alphys. Not just Mettaton NEO.
>>126442446
>socially adept
>sit inside all night and day reading about videogames
sit the fuck down nigga
>>126440537
Toriel vs. A Giant Snail
>>126442486
for what purpose
>>126442502
Isn't that exactly what you're doing? Spending hours of day in a general?
>>126442486
>>126442486
>There is literally no other way for her to get ingredients for her pie unless she unlocks the door to go into Snowdin.
http://undertale.tumblr.com/post/130197227840/one-question-regarding-toriels-grocery-shopping
>>126440659i hope i drew it badly enough no one will fap to this
post gook frisk
>>126442528
show me where Im boasting about how I can tell anons from another by "profiling" and you'll have a point. otherwise you too can sit the fuck down nigga.
and no motherfucker you know what I do all day?think about/and or write about asriel
>>126442574
So there might be a small town or something in the ruins she bought her groceries from.
We can't get there, but Toriel can.
>>126442486
When they get to the surface Humanity brought itself to ruin and its up to the monsters to set it right once more in a post appocolytic world ala Gurran Laggan. Papyrus is Kamina and Simon is Frisk.
>>126442631
You must be though, how else would you even be aware or even worried about it?
>>126442464
>>126442631
>thinking and writing about Asriel all day
my friend
>>126441603
>I had to settle for a gender, otherwise it would look like Frisk is a tumblrtard demanding gender anonymity
Imagine Asriel realizing that he once again isn't sure of his sibling's gender.
Is he crazy? Is he retarded? Do other people have this problem?
i want to die utg.
merry christmas
>>126435543
Yes, for people who can be "profiled". I put it all in my memory though because it's that simple. For example, catdickanon is always talking about fucking cats, schizoanon is always complaining about profilers, mommyanon always posts really awkward posts about essentially wanting to fuck Toriel(mommys cummies etc.) and so on.
guise there's this samefag here trying to bait people mainly with text. just ignore the cancer and move on. it's the only thing that works 100% of the time.you dumb nigga
>>126442697
Female Asriel?
Also the king is very bad at making names.
Snowdin?
Waterfall?
Hotland?
Core?
I mean seriously?
>>126442620
>>126442808
>snowdin
>snowed in
oh my god I'm a fucking idiot
>>126442784
>you will never sit next to a window wearing a comfy fleece blanket, snuggling against Toriel while drinking hot chocolate and listening to the soundtrack to "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
ALL I CAN DO IS HOLD ON TO THAT DREEEEEAAAAAM
>>126442716
send help
>>126442808
>female asriel
come on man Im not into women. dont you know they have cooties?
>>126440914
This one?
>>126442808
>Female Asriel?
Pls no.
We already have Toriel.
>>126442856
you da bes mang
thanks now I can save it.
I want Flowey to utterly dominate and subdue me.
>>126442881
Female Asgore,
Female Flowey
Male Undyne, Male Alphys, Male Toriel,
Female Mettaton, Female Burgerpants,
Male Catty and Bratty
Female Papyrus, female Sans,
Female Napstablook,
Female Dummy.
>>126442840
it hurts
>>126442952
Female
I'M SORRY
Male Muffet
All I want for Christmas is all the Mettaton you have, /utg/.
>>126442952
>Female Flowey
>Male Alphys
>Female Burgerpants
>Female Napstablook
is it wrong that I'm okay with these
>>126440719
Oh shit, you are the guy who did this?
Requesting Asriel holding a Mistletoe above him.
>>126442889
no worries senpai.
>>126442952
Eh, looks like you just found the limits of my imagination.
Except male Undyne mite b dope. Also hot.
>>126442761
I think most of us call this "recognizing someone".
>>126442986
GOTTA KEEP HOLDING ON
>>126443017
Well, Male Alphys is basically just Otacon, and Otacon is pretty cool.
>>126442069Get in line.
>>126443015
mettaton is barely in my top 5 but sometimes an artist will hit it perfectly and I love it.
>>126443053
male undyne could be but it could also easily be some tumblr OC trash. Im also really biased because muscles on grills is a plus as well as being a total fucking weeb sometimes.
>>126443089
I think it's the most normal human behavior, too. Schizoanon was the one who just throws a shitfit sometimes when it happens because he couldn't grasp being recognized despite being "anonymous".
Merry christmas you perverts.
>>126443197
Thanks Brad.
>>126443195
Maybe if he wasn't such a fag about everything constantly posting paragraphs on stupid shit nobody would know who he was.
likewise I'm sure someone can pick out all of my posts from this thread even though I've been changing it up on purpose and yet somehow I'm still sane.
>>126442808
No, girls are icky
what music do you listen to while fantasizing about your waifu/husbando?
>>126443337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wADwIZ6V3NY
>>126442808
Female Asriel is a blight upon this world.
>>126443337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82d6NBRFjA
Yo, need a hand, there's no sound for me, i searched the solution with the hole IXP000000 thing but it doesn't work, help me out here people.
>>126443015
I can't possibly post all the Mettaton, darling. Even if our mods are very forgiving.
>>126443337
dude can we please get better questions than something that spams the thread with links?
>>126443445
Fuck off nerd, some of us like music
>>126442840
If you look at only the thumbnail it vaguely looks like Toriel is jerking off her moderately sized dick
>>126443436
I didnt realize I needed those thighs in my life until now.
>>126443456
yeah and fuck you too nigger some of us dont like the same questions that lead into the same shit being posted especially when that shit is just links. quality content and all that.
>>126443503
Well then hide it, nerd.
"just links" is much better quality than your bitching
>>126443478
>>126443197
>Brad monster kid.png
can totally imagine him blasting off with monster kid's own emotions
>>126443539
well yee haw motherfucker guess what just pulled up. a great big load of me shitting on your fucking stupid posts. dont be mad because I dont like your question. it's not personal its just a shit and promotes link spamming instead of discussion or images.
>>126443478
Moderately?! That thing rivals the logs of poop she passes
>>126443592
I'm not mad that you don't like my question, I'm annoyed that you're mad at me asking for music.
Maybe you don't have a waifu or a husbando and that's more than fine, but some of us do, and some of us actually enjoy listening to music that reminds us of them.
>>126443627
Are you TRYING to make me post that kinda thing?
>>126443639
>maybe you dont have a waifu or a husbando
HAHAHAAAAAA NIGGAAAA
you dont even know how wrong you are.
>>126443689
Do not
>>126442084
>>126442071
t-thanks anon
Do you like hurting other people?
>>126443478
>You will never fall asleep on Toriel's lap while she enjoys her nightly jack-off in front of the fireplace.
>>126443817
thank you, that's exactly what I had in mind!
Have this gote gif in return <3
>>126442952
I think you forgot a couple
>Female Aaron and Female Jerry
>Male Shyren
>Female Froggit and Stigmatism,
>Male Temmie
The list goes on....Female Toby
Just keep thinking about Asriel's hard, needy cock. Think about it being shoved into your face, filling your nose with its musky scent. Think about licking along his sweaty, virile lengths, worshiping those hefty balls and sucking its leaking tips. Think about his thick length being forced into you from both ends again and again, filling you up with thick, sticky, potent cum.
>>126432061
manmenmi
>>126443817
You are a Godsend, drawfriend.
Merry Christmas.
postOne and only Heroine
/utg/, what was your first impression on Undyne?
>>126443881
>male tem
wait I thought bob was male.
>>126443909
did you really need that many adjectives
>>126443817
Awesome, cant wait to see the other requests.
>>126443951
I copy-pasted it from a /trash/ thread and tailored it to /utg/s needs, so yes
>>126443909
>musky
>sweaty
dammit anon I already fappedmore
>>126443909
yeah this is the type of shit I need in my life right now.
>>126443939
"Please don't kill me."
>>126442758
I love you anon
>>126443939
>Holy shit, she's ugly
>>126443939
'Oh great, a shitty antagonist'
I'm glad I was wrong
>>126443939
mine was like
>is this anime
>>126443939
Well, when I first saw her, I thought she was just some hardass black knight type that bullies Papyrus around.
Of course, she then turned out to be the kindest fish I've ever seen that still manages to be a total badass, so that was a nice change of pace.
Oh look, it's snowing outside. Right on time for christmas! Merry christmas guys!Wait a sec...
goodnight anons.
I love you
My loneliness is killing me
>>126443939
I didn't understand why anyone likes her because I didn't befriend her and ended up with the ending where she kicks toriel out and tries to start a war with humans or something
But now I understand. she's not my favourite character but holy shit she's amazing and determined and funny and her neutral death is the only thing that made me cry in the game
so fucking based
>>126443909It would be a shame if there was a fic in writing that has pretty much everything listed there
>>126440537
Toriel telling frisk that he won't get his brand new RedRider BB gun because he will shoot his eye out
>>126444132
I love you, anon! Merry Christmas!
>>126444151
I'm here with you, anon!
>>126443909
>finish True Pacifist
>decide to check out the general for the game, see if anybody talks about it
>its 700 posts of versions of this
Yeah...nevermind I guess.
>>126443939
>wow, that dude in armor isn't a girl at all. Well, maybe she's monster Brienne
10 minutes later
>AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT BRIENNE AAAAAAAAAAA
30 minutes latrer
>I think I fell in love
Hero fish is best fish
>>126444129
That's not snow at all, is it.
It'sdustisn't it
>>126444132
I love you too nigga
>>126444151
(AND IIIIII)
I MUST CONFESS
I STILL BELIEEEEVE
(STILL BELIEVE)
>>126444249
If only
>>126443939
>Undyne, huh? Well, I know Undine is a watersprite, so...
>Cool armor, kinda imposing.
>Holy shit
>HAPPY FEET
>It's a fucking fish I knew it
Hey fellas!
Post your favorite ship! And something nice about a ship you don't like.
Soriel has a lot of nice fanart.
>>126444279yeah, this man got it
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
>>126443939
"fuck, why are you acting just like i would?"
>>126444323
>>126444323
Soriel isn't So Sorry x Toriel.
Happy shitscram everyone.
Merry Christmas for real /utg/
>>126444342
GIVE ME A SIIIIIIIIGN
Can a Bartender named Grillby actually be female?
>>126444323
Fishbones OTP forever
Papyrus x Mettaton has some really funny fanart, even if I hate the couple
>>126444423
>tfw christmas is already over
merry boxing day, i guess
>>126443990]Can you imagine him making love to your throat, using it like his own personal fleshlight? Straddling your face over the side of the mattress, thrusting ever so softly into your mouth while you eargerly swallow his entire length. You can sense every slap of his balls with a vibrant scent your nose won't ever forget. Your cock is leaking precum everywhere, encouraged by how his arms embrace around your ass and hips, never letting you go no matter hard you gargle, gag, and slobber over Asriel's warm rod. Until after what feels like several blissful hours he finally explodes down your thoat, his cum being savored in your throat with each throb as it gushes past your lips and all over your ravaged face.
>>126444423
Thanks, anon. You too!
>>126444001
>Implying Undyne doesn't have the sexiest sprite in the game
>>126443051
y-yes
Hope this is okay
>>126444323
Papyrus x Undyne, Papyrus x Undyne...
Well, they would have a lot of respect for each other. Although they do that outside of a relationship, so I don't know if that counts.
>>126444413
>Mettapants
>Burgerton
Good taste anon. Good taste.
>>126444249
Well thats not entirely true,some of us like the shota more.
>>126444323
Ships are bad and you shippers should all feel bad.
The only good ship is Asgore and Toriel, and that is because that is a healthy straight relationship, allowed by our holy lord. Any other relationship is sin.
>>126444476
Is it bad that I think they would make a more interesting couple than Alphys and Undyne? Maybe I just don't think Alphys deserves Undyne...
>>126444576
You are the best drawfriend, its perfect.
Id kiss you under the mistle-toe right now for filling the request, you cutie you.
>>126444323
I relate to Sans in some Soriel fanart.
shotas are the cutest desu
>>126440537
>>126440567
MURDER CHILD NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>126444654
Shut up, Alphys
