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In this thread:
>arguing about Hale vs Meer (meer a best)
>arguing about Witcher vs ME for some reason
>arguing about waifus
>waifus dying
>Liara best waifu
Previous thread: >>125496995
Reminder that the posting of femshep is banned by imperial decree. If you spot someone posting this monstrosity, immediately report them to the nearest imperial guard so that the violator may be crucified.
liara best waifu
>>125695291
yes i do qt, i really do
too bad your game is so boring that i couldn't stand to spend more than a couple hours with you
>>125695291
Please, don't post pictures of mops.
>>125695278
>uncanny valleyish
"uncanny valley" implies that she looks sort of human though
>>125695179
Nice, sounds good to me although I know a lot of people will flip their shit.
>>125695460
Go back to /v/, you piece of shit.
>For the next Mass Effect, however, we've been looking at more of a hero's journey: how you become a legend and what it takes to get there.
o yes boys, finally we can start hobomode, i like humble beginnings much more than automatically being a hero when you start the game like ME and DAI
Why don't we just rename to /waifugen/, it's all we ever talk about and we would get much more posters!
>>125695812
>it's all we ever talk about
were you here last thread?
>>125695903
No, I left when it turned into an unending stream of autistic shitposting.
>>125696041
so after the first post?
OFFICAL WAIFU TIER
>High tier
Tali, Miranda, Samara, Liara, Kasumi
>Mid tier
Ashley, Morinth, EDI
>Low tier
Dr. Chakwas, Jack, Kelly
What are you up to /meg/? I'm watching this
>>125697158
>>High tier
>Tali
Incredible how you got it absolutely wrong on the first one.
>>125697312
Preparing things to jerk off to, and I'm contemplating whether to play some more Armored Warfare after getting angry about losing too much about an hour ago.
>>125697158
I thought you didn't like Liara eddrf
>>125697891
Meant to quote >>125697206.
>>125697919
That's not Ed.
Post em
>>125698254
>ME3 Multiplayer
>>125697919
If a waifu doesn't act like a total asshole then she's OK and deserve to be respected.
>>125698337
>waifu fagging
>watching the game with your bros
>your waifu gets a taste of Grunt's BKC in your bedroom
>The upcoming 'Mass Effect 4: Andromeda' will be a multiplayer game-first in the 'Mass Effect' franchise. Whilst many are concerned about this, Chris Wynn told fans on Twitter, that he will personally monitor the developer of the multiplayer game.
Well, that's one way to kill off what little hype there was.
>>125698575
fucking grunt is practically child molestation
>>125698707
Stop that meme.
>>125698884
He seems very childlike emotionally
>>125698969
I guess I shouldn't use him in combat either, then.
>>125699021
Thane and Samara are a better team anyway
>>125698604
Isn't this from some clickbait site?
Not that they wouldn't be expanding the multiplayer side after it was well-received.
>>125698604
>multiplayer game
why everyone is so obsessed with this ? is that a really bad thing that I want to do something from start to finish without having to play with some random stupid brainless retards ?
ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY
A waifu fighting to secure a line of advantage for the Showa emperor?
>>125700051
>the Showa emperor
The what, now?
>>125700281
waifus in time machines
>>125699390
It destroys used games sales, piracy and also is more profitable with micro-transactions and p2w shit. You also have to buy the new game once it's no longer popular and can't just replay it or buy an old one. A singleplayer game is better for the customer but for EA multiplayer is the best.
evie is best waifu
ded
page nein
>>125698604
Given the poor English in the rest of the article, it just seems like a wrongly phrased sentence to me, especially considering the lack of any even semi-related quote from BioWare.
It doesn't make any sense that Bioware would use that shilling tactic
>mfw tali killed herself
>>125704870
>>125704870
>mfw
What are you talking about?
>>125704979
>mfw I "accidentally" chose geth
>>125705518
Serendipity at its finest.
>>125697919
That's not eddy, although he made a flag bearer lineup too.
>pic related.
>>125697158
it's not official.
>>125697158
Kelly to high and Tali to shit tier. List fixed.
>>125706312
>>125706574
>Opinion status: discarded
>>125697158
I'd lower Kasumi and Miranda to mid tier and raise Jack to mid-tier.
>>125707054
fuck off you cancer
>>125704116
>>125697158
>EDI
>even being mentioned
>let alone mid tier
kill yourself my man
>>125697158
>Morinth
>anywhere but shit tier
Come on, now.
What is this Amy Victoria meme?
What are objectively the best choices in this trilogy
>>125707708
Attention whore shemale who has posted pics. Pretty cute and I would bang but he's got a shit personality so it'd be a fuckbuddy relationship at most.
>>125708479
gagged
>>125708479
>I would bang
>>125708316
Romance Tali.
>>125709151
I have a fetish for girly boys, can't help it. I'd bend him over and destroy his anus without a second thought, my dick simply demands it.
>>125709369
>I have a fetish for ... boys
there's a name for that you know
>>125708316
killing tali and the quarians
>>125709369
>tfw amy victoria will never be your fuck buddy
>>125709363
Sup talianon?
>>125708316
Kill Ashley
Kill Wrex
Kill Rana Thanoptis
Kill the Rachni queen
Kill the Council
Appoint Udina to the Council
Destroy Maelon's research data
Kill Morinth
Get Tali exiled
Free David Archer
Kill shit-tier squadmates (Tali, Jacob, Jack)
Save the Collector Base
Kill the Rachni Breeder surrogate
Don't cure the Genophage, convince Mordin to walk away
Kill the Quarians
Destroy or Refuse ending
>>125709620
stop encouraging "her"
>>125709485
Alpha male? No beta would ever be able to have young men as their concubines.
>>125710098
"Alpha male" isn't a fetish anon. I was thinking of another word
>>125709726
Hello Abdul.
>>125710669
Whats up? I only recently got back into lurking here and found that you took my old job here.
Best DA waifu: Morrigan
Best ME waifu: Liara
Best KOTOR waifu: MiraVisas also acceptable
Prove me wrong
>>125711084
What job?
>>125711453
Spamming your shitty waifu and generally shitting the place up
>>125711453
Quarianposting
>>125711497
I don't do this. And I think he hate Tali.
>>125711910
You don't even post something.
>>125712159
I moved any my hard drive failed. I just have not had time to rebuild my collection.
>>125712159
>>125712727
you guys can just talk in russian. we wouldn't mind.
>>125713093
also, they could leave. we wouldn't mind.
>>125713093
I dont know snow-speak.
>>125713285
I said talk russian!
>>125713093
No, that's even worse.
>>125713381
нeт
>>125705518
No fair. That was my face!
>>125704870
>tfw having to do with second rate face.
Пoлyчить гpyз этих хвopocтa.
Бьюcь oб зaклaд, oни дaжe нe кaк к oкpyжaющeй cpeдe кocтюмы!
>>125714469
>That was my face!
u wot
>>125714469
how about this?
tfw no qt jack gf
>>125714876
why is that waffle sad?
>>125714876
Cyкa
>>125714876
It's a good feel.
>>125715008
Shepard is ded.
>>125715008
because shepard went the way of /meg/
>>125715108
>>125715146
not a fan of sad wiffles
>>125715213
>tfw a sad wofu
>>125715857
comforting sad wafers & making them feel better?
>>125714670
The face that I wanted to post in answer to >>125704870 was >>125705518
Beaten to it. By a mile.
>>125714752
My entire /co/ folder is lewds, so probably not, but could be.
>>125714876
>mfw
>>125716073
by any means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgAFcvIw8J4
>>125716892
been listening to MJ lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL8QY0SNEq0
>>125716073
Wouldn't you know it, I got a list for that as well!
>>125717307
noice, i've got the "how would you're wiffle cheer you up" list but not the hugs or the rest
>>125717094
>tfw Bad was my first CD
Sparring with your waifu and teaching her stuff they taught you in the hand-to-hand combat part of the Operator Training Course?
>>125717307
>>125717404
also why are liarahugs awkward?
>>125717405did I just post a song that you like?
>>125717094
I hate that animation so much, it looks so fuckin' dumb.
I'm off to bed, meg. See you tomorrow.
>>125717616
>also why are liarahugs awkward?
Virgin turbonerd. Meg-canon.
>>125717828
apparently this mod fixes it along with a bunch of other awkward waifu animations in 3 along with a bunch of other shit
http://me3explorer.freeforums.org/backoff-a-new-mod-alone-or-with-thanemod-t1494.html
it's in a beta or something, I haven't been paying attention since I don't plan on playing ME3 again for quite a while
>>125717094
how are you such a good cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoHfHC6sb0
>>125717616_noI can't stand Bad. There are better Jackson songs like Beat It, Leave Me Alone, Smooth Criminal, Who Is It or Give In To Me
>>125718181
I prefer Billie Jean, but I haven't listened to those last two.
>>125718106
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoHfHC6sb0
would cuddle with waifu to
>>125718450
Billie Jean got ruined for me because it got covered by a shitty band and played up and down the radio when I was young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQyd1wN-qew
>>125718948
holy fuck his voice is so flat
>>125719547
welcome to german commercial punk
>>125719778
>welcome to german commercial punk
i'd rather not beI feel like the janny is going to swoop in at any given moment
So how about that Mass Effect?
>>125719778
more like german commercial junk
>>125720929
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junker
>>125717464
>there will never be a mass effect game where you start as a cadet and play through your early years in the academy, sparring and developing your skills into the class you want and meeting and bonding with your future squadmates
>>125721531
too much work for Bioware/EA so that's off the list
>>125721531
sheeeit
>>125721531
You mean like a high school/college simulator set in the Mass Effect universe? Might be fun.
>>125722727
Yeah at least for the first "act" or whatever you want to call it. A proper military drama set in the ME universe would be pretty cool.
night meg
>playing Armoured Warfare late at night on the EU server, so there barely any players
>get matched with Tier 6s as a Tier 3 AFV
>survive through the battle with 19 hitpoints left
It went better than expected.
Whatcha doin', MEG?
>>125727601
*there are
>>125727601
masturbating to cats - the musical
>>125727601
Playing some HotS.
>>125727601
thinking about the waifu, playing grand strategy games
>>125727601
enjoying some fried chicken and beer
>the only time the general is alive is when everybody is shitposting
>>125730001
yeah, but that's every general.
>>125730001
never been to the other generals?
>>125730001
What would you like to talk about anon?
>>125730239
You, cutie~
>>125730275
F-flatterer
>>125730503
I can't help myself when I see you, anon
>>125730763
Sorry anon, but my heart belongs to another :(
>>125731047
Not for long ;)
>>125731229
Lewd!
>>125731824
Not nearly as lewd as things will be once we're in the same room together~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpqqjU7u5Yc
waifus at the disco?
I love FemShep. I want to hug her and tell her that even if no one takes her seriously as a soldier because of all the make up and the boob armor and posing for the "Girls of the Alliance" Calendar that I still love her.
>>125733864
does this comic take place after ME trilogy or before?
>>125734080
Decades before, around the time of the First Contact War IIRC.
>>125734078
fucking hell
>>125734078
same, that lipstick is not flattering though
>>125734216
What is it?
>>125734224
It's not but it's part of her uniform.
>>125734447
>What is it?
spoiler that beast
>>125734567
Why?
>>125735084
woah..
andromeda will be fun
>tfw ash has increased from being one of my least favorite waifus to my third favorite
>>125735860
Me too, not sure why
Still hate her ugly face
>>125735860
She's one of the only characters that's actually decently written, at least in ME1. She hugely triggers the Bioware fanbase though.
>>125736116
Even if you hate her, she at least has traits that make her memorable.
>>125736398
>Strong, independent wymon who don't need no man
>Rescued by Shepard no fewer than four times over the trilogy.
Shit, even moeblob Tali only needs help three times
>>125738431
No one is strong and independent when Shepard is around. The universe exists to make him/her feel powerful.
>>125738630
True, she still beats out everybody else, Kaidan included, because of her introduction.
>Running from the Geth on Eden Prime
>Saved from the Czar Bomba on Virmire
>Stung on Horizon but not abducted, for some reason
>Smacked around by Eva Core on Mars
Don't forget everyone becomes stupider whenever he's around, Ashley in 2 and 3 again being a prime example.
>>125740752
it must be pretty tough to hang around in that armour 24h a day
>>125732740
jej
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg
A waifu leaving you after years of unsuccessfully trying to help you with your PTSD after the war?
>>125741814
never
>>125741887
Looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing, a moment of clarity in your drunken haze, that you're no longer the man she fell in love with?
>>125742295
there would be no such moment
>>125742821
No one in situations like this thought it would happen to them
>>125743036
those others aren't like waifu and myself.
>>125741814
>unsuccessfully
>implying our relationship isn't built on the solid foundation of us both being fucked in the head
>>125712727
You need to fill your folder.
>>125714876
Good.
>>125714654
You're doing it wrong.
>>125746497
what's wrong with you seething hateful talicunts
>tfw Miranda is your waifu
>tfw she's barely even in ME3
>tfw none of your interactions in ME2 matter
>tfw even in ME2, a third of her content is either written by Mac Walters and shitty, or just copy/pasted incidental dialogue from Jacob
why did I even like this series in the first place
>>125749250
Liara or bust, faggot.
>>125750210
Liara is one of the worst characters Bioware has ever written.
>>125708479
Got pics?
>playing for a couple hours
>finish up
>check /meg/ to chill for a bit
>9 new posts
>>125751296
Get used to it.
>>125749250
All the romances besides Liara and Ashley/Kaidan are shit for this exact reason. And garrus, I always forget about him, but I guess he's in all three games as a main companion huh? He probably has the most screen time of all the romances.
waifus wearing thigh highs!
>>125752370
Thigh highs given to them for Christmas?
>>125752624
Never thought I would see Lucina in /meg/hi qt
>>125752714
Akairiot draws a nice Samus.
>>125753772
Wow, yes he does
>>125755204
i hope they die
anyone want to drift?
My right eye hurts all of a sudden, feels like someone is tearing my eyelid in half or something
>>125750578
Actually, yes.
http://m.imgur.com/a/pEipf
>>125758293
are we compatible?
It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..
>>125763912
Oh baby! Damn right, it is.
>>125758293
I want to get high and suck dicks.
>>125746497
with the same 6 images you post every single thread?
>>125765231
/dag/ pls
>Cyberpunk 2077 comes out 2016
>Andromeda comes out 2016
>both look GOAT
which do you choose?
>>125766951
>Andromeda
>GOAT
please go the fuck back to bsn.
>>125766951
It took CDPR 3 games to nail a generic sword game in terms of gameplay, neever mind a character creation RPG with numerous builds.
Also
>GoG
>not torrenting Cyberpunk 2077 and capatlizing on the lack of DRM
>>125766951
>Andromeda
>GOAT
maybe for the gaming zines after EA got their $$-machine rolling again. I swear I'm still waiting for an admission by one of those hournos that they took money and implicate EA, the backlash would be fucking devastating for both the industry and the big developers.
>>125767080
Goldenface, is that you? Go away pls.
>>125766951
Cyberpunk 2077 of course, unless it's also a multiplayer focused game like Andromeda in which case I'll ignore both.
>>125767050
>lacking a reading comprehension
We haven't seen either game you huge pleb, he's talking hypotheticals.
>>125767268
>Goldenface, is that you? Go away pls.
What? Are you the fag who was spouting that boogeyman yesterday? Fuck off back to your general pleb and why are you samefagging (>>125767050 & >>125767130)?
> it's also a multiplayer focused game like Andromeda
Andromeda isn't multiplayer focused, that clickbait article was debunked.
>>125766951
>CDPR RPG
>after the disasters that were Witcher 1 and 2
Kek, i'll pirate
>>125766951
I don't know, I just want to see some gameplay for either game. I'm more excited for Mass Effect because at least the trilogy as a whole was more or less good throughout whereas the Witcher trilogy (aka, every game CDPR has made) only had 1 universially good game in it, the first two were garbage imo.
Wasn't Cyberpunk 2077 leaked for 2016 via rumor or some shit?
>>125767493
>metal queer solid
>>125767576
Yea, a rumor but I doubt it'll drop in 2016. The best we'll get is an E3 showing but I expect a mid-late 2017 release. I'm just curious to see how CDPR handles this game and its combat, they couldn't balance for shit in the Witcher games and this game is character creation based so it's going either be one of their greatest feats yet or a laughable disaster. ME Andromeda if anything like the leaks will be a good game, I just hope they focus on exploration rather than combat like they promised
>>125767352
>consecutive posts in less than 1:30 minutes
>samefagging
>h-he doesn't agree with me so he must be a samefag and troll
>>125766951
Mass Effect. two thirds of CDPRs games were objectively shit and we don't know anything about Cyberpunk.No Deus Ex love?
>>125767576
>Wasn't Cyberpunk 2077 leaked for 2016 via rumor or some shit?
Apparently they have the date planned but yea, like >>125767671 said, it's probably bullshit. Still hyped to see the game, I never played the Witcher games (I tried them all though and holy fuck was the first one bad) because of the setting, High Fantasy never interested me but I love Cyberpunk and Sci Fi in general so i'm interested to see how they handle it.
For fucks sake can we not spend all thread arguing about CDPR?
>>125767842
Cyberpunk >>> Sci Fi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> power gap >>>>>>>> Any form of Fantasy
Nobody can deny this
>>125768040
at least take it your own general please
>>125768021
Hard science fiction > any other kind
>>125767872
Who's arguing about CDPR? We're shitposting both games.
Go back to /wtc/ if it gets you triggered.
>>125768117
>hard science fiction
>>125768021
I'm sure I'll play CDPR's new game but I hate cyberpunk overall as a genre.
>>125768315
>Hard science fiction
>>125768409
The only thing worse than cyberpunk is steampunk
>>125764183
Yeah, you know it is! A very succulent Christmas.
>>125769023I'd love to wear that hat.
>>125767493
>disasters
Games sold pretty good, mate. People seem to like them. At least, for CDPR to keep making more of them, that means they were successful.
>>125769360
The gameplay was horseshit
>>125768117
Hard science fiction to me is sci-fi that is based on our current knowledge and I like it.
But what I like even more is Sci-fi hard enough to treat their speculative sci-fi things like actual things, exploring how teleporters would change society or the impact of FTL capable small craft or exploring the application of gravity manipulators instead of just using them in one off weapons and as plot devices.
That too me is also Hard scifi.
>>125769023
Oh baby.
>>125769215
I'd love for her to place the hat on my head as I motorboat those lovely tits.
>>125768584
I like cyberpunk. Steampunk a shit though, it seems to boil down to brass and pointless gears everywhere.
Why are there so many Witchershills on this board lately?
>>125726865
goodnight
>>125769573
You haven't seen nothing, there was a Binary Domain shill on last night.
>>125769446
People like what people like. What you and I think about it, is irrelevant.
>>125769573
It's one autistic samefag
>>125767734
>>125767268
>>125767130
>>125767050
He's been triggered since yesterday when some youtubefag was shitting on Witcher 1
>>125769693
If it's irrelevant why are you commenting on my opinion? Don't you see the hypocrisy in your post? I called them disasters because for me they were, the gameplay was horseshit which resulted in you getting mad and talking about sales as if that will somehow make me think the gameplay is good.
>>125734224
>that lipstick is not flattering though
Nothing about her is, man.
>>125735084
Isn't that Marina and the Diamonds?
>>125769821
If you wish to express your opinion on Witcher's gameplay, there is the witcher general, right here on /vg/. People will probably love to debate you, militantly disagree with you or chime in. Seeing as Witcher is in no way related or even antagonizing ME for its target audience, there is no real reason to discuss it here. People here that like Witcher may actually like it's combat, but the more valid criticism would be towards its RPG/adventure elements, which are, imho far superior to ME's.
Like I said, though, I much prefer ME as a franchise to The Witcher because the witcher's universe is riddled with unlikable cunts, so far up their ass and too caught up in their own agendas to actually form a bond with Geralt or the audience. I do not care for them and cannot get invested in the franchise for that reason.
>>125770368
>Isn't that Marina and the Diamonds?
My dick sure is.
>>125770419
>If you wish to express your opinion on Witcher's gameplay,
Fuck off you triggered autist, i'll say what I want. My post was in relations to CDPR as a company in regards to the chances of Cyberpunk 2077 not sucking donkey dick.
>>125735860
>tfw when she's still your numba one
Feels good, mayne.
>>125770498
>Fuck off you triggered autist
That is rich. Especially coming from you.
>i'll say what I want
Alright, the floor is yours. This is the last (you) will get out of me.
>>125752370
Absofruitly!
>>125752624
Hot damn!
Yes. She wears a Santa hat, too.
>>125770617
Witcher 1 and 2 are shit :^)
>>125769747
Goldenface please just leave, nobody likes you.
>>125769573
Here he is again see: >>125770748
Just ignore him, he's a triggered Witcherfag.
>>125769661
Binary Domain?
>>125770859
Yea, what's the goldenface that he keeps saying?
>>125766951
>Andromeda
>GOAT
Nah.
>>125771007
>Binary Domain?
It's a prettyfun game
>Yea, what's the goldenface that he keeps saying?
Some boogeyman that keeps him up at night.
>>125768224
>go back to The Witcher General if you don't like shitposting about The Witcher in Mass Effect General
I mean, I know you're retarded, but wow, that takes some real fuckin' brainpower.
>>125771007
There he goes again! see: >>125771013
>>125771137
We're answering >>125766951 question.
I repeat, if the answers have you triggered then go back to /wtc/ and stop shitting up our board with your salt and samefagging
>>125771204
>thinking Andromeda won't by a gift sent by the Gods because of Bioware's recent track record means you're a Witchershill
wat
calm down pls
Wait
>"goldenface"
>samefags
You're >>125692086 from yesterday aren't you? Fuck off back to your general, nobody wanted you to come back
>All it takes is one Witcher obsessed autistic retard to completely shit up /meg/
/bwg/ doesn't seem so bad anymore, at least they don't have any Witcher shills who try to use reverse psychology on you 24/7.
>>125771348
Better than CDPRs track record which has 2/3rds of their games being complete liquid shit.
>>125771549
It's this piece of shit >>125692086. He came yesterday (was probably lurking) after seeing some fag shitting on Witcher 1 with youtube videos and has never left since. Dude is getting triggered by the slightest whisper of CDPR, he should just fuck off
>>125771549
>>All it takes is one Witcher obsessed autistic retard to completely shit up /meg/
Nah, it's one guy obsessed with hating The Witcher.
People are obviously entitled to their opinion, but I didn't even see that kind of autistic hatred towards the ME3 ending, and that was pretty autistic.
>>125770729
Sorry it took so long. Had a hard time finding
>mfw
>>125771701
>Nah, it's one guy obsessed with hating The Witcher.
Fuck off back to /wtc/ you triggered autist.
