>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
>>124976115
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE
Does watching it really make you better?
>>124976262
its a meme you dip
>>124976237
>shitpost
>no one is happy
>kill yourself
>shitposting stops
>everyone is happy
>>124976237
I don't even know what anime this slut is from
>>124976258
I would've expected slavs to know how guns work
but looking at taz and that navi guy just shows how that isn't the case
>>124976237
>>124976262
Reminder that Manga is the superior medium
>>124976262
Yes watching pro games helps with flashes, smokes, crosshair placement, retakes etc.
>>124976258
>no ear protection
>>124976521
>remember reading one punch man like 5 years ago
>read up until he punches the asteroid and then everybody hates him cause he cheats
>forget about it
>anime comes out this season
>go back and check out the manga
>there's only like 3 more little story lines completed
The dude is productive asNA CS
>>124976521
who is that semen demon
>>124976964
>like 5 years ago
No you didn't. Not even close.
Deagle first shot accuracy buffed or is it a placebo after using nothing but the revolver for 2 days?
Landing a shittton of 1deags
>>124977202
Karen Shirogane from Jitsu wa watashi wa
why would you jump like a retard
lmao BRs
>mfw no one can explain why the R8 is bad without whining "muh AWP"
>>124977453
hello reddit
So now that the Revolver is slightly nerf what is the best to go rifle with it?
Scout + R8?
P90 + R8?
>>124977453
>one shot dick kills at any range for $850 with laser beam accuracy
ebin :^)
>>124977293
>One-Punch Man (Japanese: ワンパンマン Hepburn: Wanpanman?) is an ongoing Japanese webcomic created by an author using the pseudonym ONE, which began publication in 2009
You're right, I was a whole year off. 6 years ago
if you placed a bet on LG you deserved to lose your skins.
>>124977650
I didn't contest the date when it was first published.
>>124977838
So you're contesting that I read it before they started making the manga?
>>124977804
>betting on any NA team
Kek only dumbasses do that
holy shit fuck off back to >>>/a/
Who else losing all skins here?
>>124978390
I didn't say I read the manga
>>124978086
>>124978782
>>>/csgog/
The Revolver is the best thing to ever happen to CS.
>nerf pistol movement accuracy of all pistols
>add pistol thats perfectly accurate while moving
>community gives feedback suggesting rifles should be more accurate to incentivise tapping
>instead make rifles less accurate and make both tapping and spraying feel like shit
Can someone who actually knows how the fuck to balance a game please make one so I can stop playing this piece of shit
Is the R8 nerf live yet? I'm not seeing patch notes.
first day, 4 bo3s, only two good maps
like the taste of that eu dick in your mouth america?
>/flamie /a/
>>124980078
sorry what was that
>>124980140
>capital a
>>124980078
>you
>that shot from guardiaN
butifel
>>124980078
>he thinks americans in /csgog/ root for any of these shit NA teams filled with cunts
ayyyyy
i don't really know how this wasn't a leg/through the edge of the wall
I just had the most retarded casual match
>Guy with shitty trigger bot thinks theres no point in insulting a hacker when they're using hack
>I call him a retard
>He gets all salty and blames me for the reason he's hacking and he'll stop hacking if they kick me
>I'm on the other team
>Some retards try to kick me doesn't work until they spam it for the 10th time
>Can't fight back because no mic
>Whole time no one tries to kick the hacker
>>124980797
maybe you should slow it down
>>124980797
hot
>>124980918
>playing casual
>>124980918
>no mic
you deserve literally everything that comes to you faggot
>blog is up
>literally called damage control
thank you valve, you know how to make me smile at your pure ineptitude
>>124980947
k, here
webm slowmos are weird
(none (0 (zero))) maps won by NA today
>>124981582
he hit the arm dude
>>124981582
Did they nerf the r8? can't get one hit bodyshots anymore.
>>124981880
Yes
How do you use the R8 effectively? Do you wind up before going around a corner?
>>124981748
Oh, I know he hit the arm. It's just the amount of arm there is to hit, as opposed to hitting his body through the wall, or his leg, is what makes the shot pretty cool
>NA call of duty
>AUG/SG EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH
i fucking hate this game
>>124982052
NA CoD is good though
>>124981582
Why would you jump there instead of just peak and then shoot? Hello? NA?
>>124982179
yeah man
peak the best awper with an ak
see how that works out for you
>>124982179
>Peak the best awper in the world
>>124982514
Just prefire the fuck out of him, he would have had to flick the shot fast as lightning
dazed watching the trump stump video
no one could handle a gun that was fun/strong/no rng so they patched it to do no damage
>csgo no fun allowed
>>124982710
it did have rng though
>>124982179
From what I remember, they tried to bait a shot from guardian earlier in the round with a shoulder peek, but he didn't fire.
So they might've thought the following
a) that nobody was there
b) a rifle was holding the corner/under balcony, so jumping means it's a bitch to get the kill straight away, so either he doesn't die or teammates get a refrag
c) it's a hard shot to hit, so guardian misses/legs/walls and has to fall back while they hit the site
R8 ALREADY BEING NEEFED INTO THE GROUND
NO FUCKING FUN ALLOWED
Wher can I sell all my $400+ value items for real cash reliably?
I'm done with this game.
They whiny kids and shitters ruin it more and more every few months.
>>124982710
>removing it's damage
>not just lowering the super accuracy and raising the price
So, now it's useless?
>>124982830
only if you cant aim and alt fired
>>124982138
This is the future Reddit chose when they bitched about the R8 more than the actual problem with the update.
>mfw it will still be a great fun post-nerf
>mfw the nerd will drive the Fade price way down
>>124983646
a gun that slow with no damage you might as well use a shotgun
>>124983328
>98 dmg into stomach
>>124984103
[citation needed]
>>124984038
yeah thats basically how I feel, it was a nice mini-awp that had way to much accuracy and was too cheap, now it's just to slow to compete with any other gun, including the god damn deagle that it replaces.
>it's just a shittier Deagle now
AHAHAHAHAHA
CSGObabs?
literally who is this https://twitter.com/Cheninix
>>124984314
I've tried it ingame, shot point blank into stomach and did 98 damage
>>124980078
like the taste of that muslim dick eu ?
>>124981582
it's gotv m8
way less info than an actual pov
>"Damage Control"
>"ensuring that as CS:GO continues to evolve, it remains fun, skillful, and balanced."
How come I never see anyone advertising csgog in twitch chats? We need fresh newbois, admit it.
Why not recruit some stream monsters?
>>124985858
back to /srg/
>>124985858
>inviting MORE faggots, retards, redditors, children, and twitch kids to come post on 4chan
Kill yourself
Is this the reddit general?
>>124986273
much worse
>>124986337
SOMETHING SOMETHING PHNOM PENN
>>124985717
not even that, it's just a screen capture in obs of livestreamer
if i got livestreamer to out to a file it'd probably be better, but I don't think my net could handle two source twitch streams. I don't think livestreamer output two both a file and mpc at the same time either
why is dazed's chat always full of copypastas
>>124985858
>tfw I'm probably the only person here that doesn't play due to toaster
NEET life is shit
>make post on Reddit about how awful the nerf is and how awful the redditors are for bringing it about
>post removed
L I T E R A L
H U G B O X
>>124986761
He had a meltdown on stream and removed the majority of his mods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My5fGwI5Ve8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt95mSeOEjA
>>124987856
lmfao what even originally happened that got him so pissed off
>>124987856
good twitch mods are usually gay as fuck
my settings default to very high on everything every time i launch the game how do i fix this?
also i'm getting 60fps now instead of 300
>>124988194
think they were changing his shit around and banning people then he got pissed because he didn't tell his mods to do anything at all
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggfOaEMnEUg
is the meme gun still op?
>>124989042
Steel is cute!
>>124987856
shroud fucking raped them there lmao
>>124989305
if only he could play like that in matches that mattered
>>124989549
if only anyone could
>>124989819
>Who is Olof
>>124990107
a washed-up nobody?
>>124990107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYhPc2TWXoQ
Anyone want to troll/derank?
silver 4, any rank is welcome as long as you're cute
http://steamcommunity.com/id/biggestfaggotevar/
>who is krimz
>>124990756
im down to throw a game
>>124990768
anyone interested in a derank lobby rn?
>>124991085
join us
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242561775027/76561198147076538
we need 3 more people for a derank/fuck around lobby add
http://steamcommunity.com/id/biggestfaggotevar/
WHY does she have so few viewers? :c
Not only is she a good player she's also such a nice person and cute. A CUTE!
TL:DR version of the recent update?
>>124991696
>donate 10,000 dollars
>she sends me a picture of her ovulating
>>124991575
dizzy (anime) kitten got a bit of a personality it almost makes it bearable to watch her tits jiggle
>>124991750
r8 nerf
>doesn't one shot anymore
>does 86 in 1
>takes longer to left click
>decreased armor pen
it is a scout instead of an awp now
>>124991750
they nerfed the r8. takes longer to shoot and does less damage i think
>>124991998
>annoying memes
>annoying voice
>sucks at couter strike
meanwhile on harvey steam:
>quiet and chill
>she doesn't act like an attention whore and plays seriously
>can actually learn something from her play
>cuter than dizzy
>>124992242
>can actually learn something from her play
you must be a fucking trash can
to be honest familywhy do i have such an urge to say that
reminder that rifles were too strong for a long time and R8 aside, the game is better now
>>124993178
cool
Whats the /csgog/ our boys team, I want to buy a jersey from one of the teams. Which team is it.
Is the R8 completely useless now?
>reddit got their way and the r8 was nerfed
it's all ogre boys
>>124993301
Fnatic
>>124993301
Torqued
>>124993301
Hellraisers
>>124993301
Liquid
>>124993301
NAVI
A
V
I
>>124993301
Torqued easily
>>124993884
>>124993872
>>124993740
>>124993476
I'm going to be A master sellout, which one from this strawpoll
http://strawpoll.me/6234223
join our throw/meme lobby
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242561775027/76561198147076538
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242561775027/76561198147076538
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242561775027/76561198147076538
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242561775027/76561198147076538
im gunna quit my job cuz i got another job
>>124994749
cool
what job did you leave and what is your new job
where da patch notes @?
>>124994828
im a neet actually i lied
my life is empty
>>124994830
nerfed the r8 all u need to no m8
>>124995103
same
every day is the same
can't even be bothered playing video games much. play probably like 10-12 hours a week.
well thats a lie lately i have been playing a lot of oldschool runescape, but i am talking about "real" games that take effort like csgo
when i am not on the computer, it feels like i am playing a video game or at least watching things unfold from behind a screen
funny how real life seems less real than being sat at my computer desk
>tfw just cashed out
gogurts it has been a pleasure
>>124995328
i know your feels
i also played old runescape, but quit a while ago once they started bringing in new stuff and I got my quest cape
Anyone else get the feeling Anders will make for a superb father one day? There's just something about him.
>>124996334
yes he just needs to lose weight or he will die in couple of years
>R8 nerf
How was the revolver nerfed?
Did they nerf jump accuracy?
>>124996737
>Damage 115 -> 86
>Spread 0.48 -> 0.52
>Charge Time for Left Click 0.3333 seconds -> 0.4 seconds
Nothing else was changed.
>>124997402
>still perfect running accuracy
how fucking disconnected from the game is valve?
>>124997551
At least you can't get memed in the dick from 2000 units anymore.
>>124992204
>>124992242
She's literally our girl though, because she's anime.
Okay what the fuck is anyone having trouble hosting private servers after the tuesday update? Nobody can fucking join my shit and it's obnoxious as all hell, I've tried everything I can think of.
lmao
>>124998516
Valve decided that community servers were not conducive to the proper esports experience.
>>124999254
ebin
>put my twitch channel in my name
>get streamsniped
gotards????
is pansy our girl?
>>125000601
no fuck off
both are cancer
dazed is on the verge of an autism fit
I have literally never played a CS game, but I do enjoy casual play of FPS, and am not especially frustrated about being bad.. Would I enjoy CS:GO enough to warrant a buy?
>>125001415
i am watching now thank u familiar
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxrk6HVRctU
gotards?
>>125001415
It's absurd tbqh fammy.
fucking clive dude
uh
http://twitter.com/godazed/status/566411594695839744
LOL?
>>125001415
What is he losing his mind over?
>>125001724
>tfw insta spraydowns like these are pretty much impossible in go
feels bad
glad they nerfed the spread even more :^)
>>125001921
Ugh, what a homophobic piece of shit. He should neck himself seriously.
>>125002224
gay
>>125002030
everything
he's in the brazillian queue and hes mad as fuck
>>125002265
So? :3
what anime girl would u fuck
>>125001498
please respond
SALTY
A
L
T
Y
STEEL IS LIVE
STEEL IS LIVE
STEEL IS LIVE
STEEL IS LIVE
STEEL IS LIVE
STEEL IS LIVE
STEEL IS LIVE
damn all shroud does is bait his team how do so many people watch him
>>124982179
you're so right anon, your strats are much better than the prosidiot
>>125002608
>STEEL IS LIVE
>HES NOT LIVE
/r/ the lewd pansyposter to post about he wants to coat her insiders with his sperm
>>125002448
>>125002767
wait what?
he was definitely live on twitch a few minutes ago
>>125002937
Internet issues.
tfw no moe stream to watch
>>125001498
>>125002461
I just want a (You) telling me if I might potentially enjoy this game without being especially competitive jesus fucking christ
>buy chair with lumbar support
>global elite
why do kills in GO look so sloppy and casual compared to 1.6 kills?
seriously fragvids in 1.6 are so fucking superior to go fragclips
>crabwalk spraying
WHY IS THIS STILL IN THE GAME
GOTARDS?
tell me when steels stream is a okay senby
>>125003104
(You)But seriously, there are better options but I enjoy the game despite being a novashitter.
>>125003595Thanks, friend. I just want at least one semi-serious shooter to mess around with. I have enough goofy shit with TF2 and KF.
>>125002059
they're impossible because the level of competition has gotten higher and people can't just sit crouched for 3-4 seconds like forest in those clips and expect not to get headshot
>>125002265
>not wanting to get fucked by hot guys
gotards?
>>125003680
Look at the video, he sprays at headlevel and instakills people comming across the corner. This just isn't feasible in CSGO where you can't even hold an angle without dieing to someone with peeker's advantage.
why does spread even exist
>>125003680
lol it's not that. it's not like f0rest was playing against scrubs. if anything the competition is lower in csgo than it was in 1.6 due to the lower skill ceiling
pistols weren't nearly as powerful, tagging was much more punishing, holding angels was actually feasible on a consistent basis, and generally the person to fire first was guaranteed the kill so long as they were good enough.
csgo is the opposite.
>>125003874
"insta-kill"
more like "they take an entire 3 steps around the corner before even look for a trade-kill"
>>125003985
Look at the video, most clips is people either dying before they even come around the corner or in 1-2 bullets.
You barely see any one magazine aces in GO since each kill usually takes way too many bullets unless you get lucky. Here everyone dies consistently in 1-4 bullets.
>higher competition in GO
1.6 has been around for a way longer time, so if anything the average level of skill is way higher.
>>125003985
>I use hyphens
>>125003952
>the person to fire first was guaranteed the kill
>higher skill ceiling
nostalgia is a hell of a thing lol
>>125004270
m8 1.6 fags literally glorify a game that they refuse to play
it's more than nostalgia, they are actually delusional
>>125004270
>the person to get a better rng roll is guaranteed the kill
>this is somehow higher skill ceiling than rewarding the one who reacts and aims better
gotards >_<
>>125004270
as in, there was less whiffing + ADADADA
less whiffing because the game let you climb the skill ladder until you could control the gun almost perfectly in tapping/bursting/spray. there was little guess work. watch any csgo pro match and you constantly see 'the world's best' whiff what in 1.6 would have been guaranteed kills.
combine that with less ADADADADA (because of the tagging system and different movement values) and yeah, whoever initiated the gunfight would usually win. in csgo it's a crapshoot.
buying teammates for skins
eu mg2
id/matchstickman
>>125004582
>>_<<
>>125004582
>>125005145
>>>_<<<
did they nerf the r8? i just played a few dm and it doesnt deal that much dmg
>>125005314
It used to be more accurate, shoot faster, and deal ~80% more damage.
Yeah.
>>125005401
>80%
I can't into maths, more like 50%.
But still.
imagine steel training to become an mma fighter
>Dazed bitching about team
>bottomfragging
>>125005808
Do pros review tape of their own play to see what they did right and wrong and how to improve?
Do NA pros?
>>125006038
>Do pros review tape of their own play to see what they did right and wrong and how to improve?
yea
>Do NA pros?
lol
>>125006038
>tape my play
>ah I should have gotten better rng in that gunfight
>I'll try to get better rng next time!
>Friend invites a bunch of higher ranked people
>Choose that game to play like fucking shit and go negative for the first time in ages
>>125006160
hahah so true, im going back to 1.6 fuck this shit !
>>125006160
please go start /csg/ and post your own dank memes.
how do i pottis ?
One, something's got to give...
>>125006321
same, uninstalled yesterday
>>125006359
maybe I will
How do I remove this thing from my interface?
>>124976115
How do i git gud? I'm fucking tired of bottom fragging every casual game.
>>125006798
net_graph 0
>>125006820
nys
>>125006863
Thank you
>>125006820
watch anime
>>125006820
play ct and always play awp holding an angle
>>125004475
accurate
just like the people who glorify quake and games like reflex and yet literally nobody plays them, they just play other games and then bitch about it not being the game that even they don't play
>Need to clean my mousepad
>Worried I'll ruin it
>>125006820
Learn the game from scratch. Most of what you know from other FPS doesn't apply to CS:GO, but some common sense still holds true if you're not a total scrub.
>>125007630
spotted the gotard
>>125007964
>all the black plastic slider nubs on my mouse are gone.
>occasionally fucks up and tracks weird.
>too broke for new mouse.
Not like I'm going to be playing cowboy simulator anytime soon anyway.
Watching anime makes you better at CS:GO (counter strike: global offensive)
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET CSGO TO SAVE MY VIDEO SETTINGS THEY KEEP FUCKING REVERTING TO VERY HIGH
>>125006820
sv showimpact
go into a deathmatch with harmless bots and try and act as if it were a real match to see where your bullets are going
>>125006820
Just keep playing. There's no point in learning mechanics at this point because Valve keeps making unnecessary changes to this game.
>>125006820
Buy the R8.
I want to be fully autistic and have a wild west themed inventory.
What guns are a must?
REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER
REMINDER REMINDER
REMINDER
cl_loadout_colorweaponnames 1
so you can color all those nice skines you have in your hud and know the rarity ^_^ perfect for a cute anon like you ^___^
REMINDER
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>>125008610
kill yourself
>>125008609
anything snake camo
>>125008137
set your cfg to read only
>>125008609
Nova | Antique (Nova | Walnut if you're poor).
R8. No technicolor stuff, wait for a skin that gives it a wooden grip.
New Sheriff In Town sticker on at least one of the guns.
Possibly molotovs.
Micspam Ennio Morricone.
This shit writes itself.
>play my first game
>walk around corner for 0.2 seconds
>get headshot
>repeat for 10 rounds
>obtain a sweet 32 XP
This is going to be a painful journey.
ZA12 or ZA11?
I can't fucking decide
400 dpi 0.7 sens
am I a god
http://www.twitch
.tv/jontronshow
uhhhhh gotards?
>>125008610
Just like my MMOs.
>>125009126
play a less punishing game mode like dm, arms race, demolition
>>125009573
Oh. I would have thought "Casual" would be for casuals such as myself. Thanks, I'll try that.
>>125009618
thumbnail looks like a pig lol
>>125009371
Such a shitty mic
>>125009626
yeah casual is a weird game mode, really it should be called "oldschool" or something because what it really is is an imitation of the old style of cs which was huge servers and a clusterfuck of awps, the way that cs used to be played before the less popular 5v5 game mode became popular with the release of csgo
