Skeleton Hangout Edition
Previous Thread: >>123988245
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Please wait till the boob limit before posting a new thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtehku2UQw
nth for lonely little litter lizard
I want to worship every inch of asgores Bara bod
Good evening /utg/.
How are you today?
>>124000687
Alphys is objectively the worst character.
I want to fuck Papyrus
>>124000687
I really dig this artist's depiction of her.
Would youcuddlea ghost?
>>124000687
>>124000725We must keep the lead!
Onionsan is my Big Favorite!
>>124000746Clothes.
>>124000649
His Asgore cover is god damn amazing holy shit, can't stop listening.
/utg/ should we add a pastebin about shamchat to the op post from now on?
everybody saves asriel last
its a fact
Can someone please offer me a nice egg in this trying time?
>>124000924Nobody saves Asriel
>>124000815
heck yeah
>>124000746
Not sure if Mary Sue bullshit or part of that one "Papyrus operates a phone sex line" joke.
http://imgur.com/a/a314y
Frisk / Chara lewds
As always, if you think something should be in this album just send me the picture(s) and if i like it its goin in
>>124000894
I don't know, shamchat is pretty homosexual t bh senpaisama
>>124000815
Yes I would.The only issue is that they are incorporeal.
>>124000862
i agree but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J6XWDX0CjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En8bKbn7VYU
How long do you think Asriel would let you bat his ears around before getting annoyed
>>124000960
hi fellow devitokin
>>124000862
Yeah, and Hopes and Dreams/Save the World is pretty great too. As is Spider Dance
Asgore is my favorite so far though
>>124001012I saved him in my dreams senpai
I"M DOING IT
I"M DRAWINGI can't draw a decent Papyrus for the life of me but I'm trying
>>124001029
Thanks for the frick!
http://strawpoll.me/6153935
Nothing better to do, right!?
>>124000894
no
>>124001029don't you remember that one time when Papyrus calls you on Waterfalls and asks you what kind of clothes you are wearing?
>>124001076
one time
i want to pet the jote
>>124000960
>>124001061
Napsta wears headphones
They can interact with corporeal things in some fashion apparently
Post Chara being a cute narrator
you can feel yoursanscrawling on your back.
>>124000815
I want a mettaton daki so i could cuddle him every day.or anything or anyone else to cuddle ...
mornin' /utg/
gonna go ahead and put this here as well because timezones
>http://pastebin.com/B06spgQg
Post Pacifist, Frisk/Asrieleventually
time for some tea, breakfast, and writing as I neglect the household chores
>>124001202
kekked
>>124000829
Did you reply on accident?
>>124001308
my headcanon is that he can phase through things at will
>>124001332
>>124000543
nth for cozy
>>124001265
Worst ship. Cute comic, though.
>>124001264
jote
in chile: a beverage made from coke and red wine
"oh man that jote looks uber sexy. let's drink it"
>>124001368
Good morning.I hope you have a nice day.
>>124001450
does mettaton really need to wear such lewd boots in bed
>>124001450
>tfw no 7 and a half foot tall goat dad tonon-sexually learn wrestling from
>>124001479
I think this can still be read as just Sans being Frisk's cool uncle that hangs out with their mom.
>>124001414
KEKKED
>>124001259
btw thats not me the one who posted the home status
I can feel a Chara poster preparing to post. I can just know in my bones, it's like a bristling of camaraderie.
>>124001537
Yes
>>124001450
I want asgore to sit on my face senpai
>>124001665
>>124001595
Even if I don't ship Soriel, Dunkle Sans is my favorite headcanon nickname for him
>>124001479
>ship
I guess you see Soriel in it, but tbqhwyFaM I just see sans like "hey toriel come see what your kid's doing isnt it cute how he didnt murder all of us despite being actual monsters what a kid knowwhatimsayin"
>>124001662
you done goofed
>>>/k/28051672
>>124001657i found true love thanks to you
>>124001662
my bad
>>28051672
>>124001686
>MOM! Frisk's been browsing /utg/ again!
>>124000543
Holy shit I always hated offmodel Sans butthis is way too hot
I'm so glad this artist didn't give him eyebrows, he looks great.
>>124001662
>>124001867
You fucked that up hard.
>>124001741
>>124001741
Hi o'u'o
>>124001862
Wow, what a cute picture
Requesting Asgore with 7 human souls facing down the Triad - Trump, Assad, and Putin all decked out in operator gear.
>>124001882
>>124001686
*be gentle >do not
>>124001935
i know, please kill me...
>>124001867
you dum dum
>>124001850
>>124001926
>>124001054
The artist hangs around on /utg/, but he dumps his stuff here
http://protect-the-skeleton.tumblr.com/
post best kek
>>124002050
>"enough"
>asriel
Now this is the pot calling the kettle black.
BANANA MAN~!
>>124001741
I'm over here making the Undertale mod for DF work after the new update while shitposting with Chara instead of joining the hype and playing as a dancing kobold that hates everything that kills via ballerina dancing.
a a a
i don't know about you guys but i like the way the tumblr artists draw noses
>>124001557
If you wrestled him he'd just wreck your shitplay wrestle though
>>124001757
I think he'd crush your skull desu~
>>124002079
thanks anon
>>124002174
Kill it
>>124002174
It looks like fucking Grover
>>124002174
As malignant growths that have yet to be cut off?
>Tfw nobody to hug irl
>>124002174They do notice that looks awful, right?
>>124001926
Stop.
>>124002174
I thought it's Toriel or Asriel at first
>>124002401
Get a cat
>>124002401
You'll find someone someday anon, just stay DETERMINED.Until then we got you, buddy. Hugs all around
Say Somthing Bad about Flowey. I DARE YOU.
>>124002165
>TFW ballet shoes make the best crit sound
It's like "PTCHAAAHHN"
>>124002174
that's not a nose
that's a vagina
![1057px-Portrait_of_a_Proboscis_Monkey[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZeOXcbi.jpg "1057px-Portrait_of_a_Proboscis_Monkey[1].jpg")
>>124002174
does anyone want some airplane porn
>>124002202
LEARN wrestling from, anon.
I want to watchclassic wrestling fights with himlate at night and when I started getting gud we'd take it to the next level and go full/fit/ andtoriel would just sit back and watch ussteadily become super sayians and awaken the aztec gods of fitness
It hurts sometimes knowing that I'll never, but I'll get over this pain.
>>124002543
Too yellow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNO0DuU3Vr8
>>124002543
He doesn't take care of his petals like he should
>tfw no asriel bro to procrastinate for finals with
>>124000837
I legitimately felt kinda bad for Onionsan, particularly since I couldn't actually talk to them, just listen to them try very hard to be friendly and welcoming.
>>124002582
N-no, baka!!
>>124002632
>tfw doing exactly that right now
jesus fuck /utg/ stop spying on me
>>124002562
Ballet Shoes and the Empty gun make my dick rock fucking solid, man.
The little bit of what sounds like cheering is even better.
Post music to genocide to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtujxT9rzA
>>124001315
>tfw this isn't an option
one job Toby
>>124002715are you sure, I have a whole folder full of it
Headcanon voices
Videogame Dunkey as Sans
Cr1tikal as Flowey
>>124002769
We'll be fucked by finals together, anon
some random AO3 stats for Undertale
Most popular crossovers:
Homestuck, Gravity Falls (tied with 5 stories)
Splatoon, LOZ: Twilight Princess (tied at 3)
SSB, Xenoblade, Sonic, Game Grumps, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Shrek, Super Mario Bros, Katekyou Hitman Reborn, Dragon Ball, FNAF, South Park, Supernatural, OFF (all tied at 2)
25 most popular ships:
Sans/Reader (243)
Alphys/Undyne (168)
Mettaton/Papyrus (95)
Sans/Toriel (84)
Frisk/Sans (57)
Frisk & Sans (49)
Papyrus/Reader (48)
Mettaton/Reader (43)
Papyrus & Sans (24)
W. D. Gaster/Sans (24)
Mettaton/Sans (22)
Sans & Toriel (22)
Undyne/Alphys (21)
Chara/Asriel Dreemurr (20)
Sans & Reader (18)
W. D. Gaster/Reader (17)
Chara & Frisk (17)
Alphys & Undyne (16)
Chara/Asriel Dreemurr/Frisk (16)
Papyrus/Sans (15)
Chara & Asriel Dreemurr (14)
Mettaton/Napstablook (14)
Asgore Dreemurr & Toriel (13)
Sans/Frisk (13)
Frisk/Papyrus (13)
Some excerpts from the most popular tags:
Bad Puns (36)
Nightmares (31), Death (31), Implied/Referenced Child Abuse (30), Romance (29), Masturbation (29)
>>124002401*hug*
>>124002543
He's asriel
>>124002632
>Implying he wouldn't be studdying his little goat tail off while chiding you for not working hard at your studies.
>Implying you wouldn't bully him into playing games by floofing his ears and booping his snoot while he tries to study
>Implying he wouldn't enjoy it deep down and then play games with you anyway.
Do you even fantasize anon?
>>124002202
Here you go the full set.
>>124002812
It's not an option because you don't have a choice to turn it off!
>>124001368
Said this last night as well, but can't wait for more
>>124002858
>Nightmares (31), Death (31), Implied/Referenced Child Abuse (30), Romance (29), Masturbation (29)
>>124002490
It's not even siins Sans. Jeez you guys are easily triggered.
>>124002832
>Cr1tikal as Flowey
u wot
>>124002412
I once argued with some girl onmiiverseabout this nose topic.
They said shit like "Wow just let people draw whatever whey wanna draw jerk, sorry your standards of art don't apply everywhere"
>>124002910
>Asriel would be a study bug
you're right anon oh wow
>>124002174
>i don't know about you guys but i like the way the tumblr artists draw noses
i wholeheartedly refuse
>>124002850
i'm actually procrastinating because i'm underestimating how hard the finals are gonna be
i think i'm ready for them
>>124002782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgiCechWNCo
>not playing joyful music as you begin the holiest of reichs to eliminate the biggest natural threat to humanity
Cmon partner, you're better than that.
>>124002632
>>124002769
>finals in a week
>spend more time on /utg/ than studying
worth
post the dearie
>>124002858
>Alphys/Undyne (168)
I think the amount of fics that actually focus on this in any major capacity is less than half that amount
>>124002562
the knife sounded badass. like an electrical bolt. cutting down sans and flowey was so satisfying.
>>124002632
For the longest time i thought that word meant something like a nice way of saying fucking, then again my native language isnt english.
>>124002858
>Chara and Frisk that low down
>Twilight Princess and Splatoon have crossovers for some reason
>>124002858
Asgore and His wife at the bottom 3.
Holy fucking shit, we need more toril and her husband crap asap.
>>124002562
AEGIS REFLECTOR
>>124003075
Oh, well that's fine then actually. I'm procrastinating by not writing a paper that's due in 7 hours
>>124003137
It's true, academic success isn't as valuable as shitposting online
>>124002782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>124002605
>>124002616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-4uBzYoHY
can we get some momgoat in here
>>124003247
What's your native language anon?
>>124003359Spanish.
>>124002782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRhn0qqQsY
only acceptable answer tbqh
>>124003137
We're in this together, gentlemen
get on shamchat i want to have lewd with you guys
>>124003247
Well I mean I wouldn't be opposed to fucking Asriel instead of studying/working for finals
>>124003024
Flowey as a mostly monotone makes sense you fool
>>124003489
blue stop sign
>>124002858
>Sonic, Game Grumps, Shrek, South Park
>>124002782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPfmsiGXCWY
For some reason this came to mind
>>124003286
the problem is i'm honestly not sure if it's finei'm hoping it is though
good luck with your paper anon!
>>124003535
http://strawpoll.me/6154145
It's time to break out the big guns.
>>124003489
id love to but i know nothing of shamchatwhat kind of lewd?
>>124003354
Have a super deluxe shiny foil momgoat, don't save tho
>>124003454Oh. that's my first language too.
>>124003661SAVEd
>>124003247
Well, people do often procrastinate via fucking.
How do you feel about Procrastibation?
>>124003661
jokes on you, I already had that saved
>>124003354
A MOO!
>>124003661
>not the best version
>>124003619
>something even weirder
Man I hope Toby doesn't confirm this, then we'll really be Homestuck 2.0
I identify as a straight male, but even I'd willingly let demon asriel fug me
>100 whole seconds of post cooldown
I want off Hedogooki hiroshimas wild ride
>>124002832
>ACT
>You rated Flowey's video
>"Oh ok, this chinese-eyed bastard knows how to use the mouse. I guess that's cool."
>ACT
>You commented on Flowey's video
>"The fuck? Use one of my quotes when you comment, you sack of juiced nipples!"
>ACT
>You subscribed to Flowey's channel
>"Oh, guess I can go fuck myself now. Excuse me, fellow gentleman."
>Spare
>>124003661Too late, saved.
>>124002858
>Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
Oh boy
>>124003880
I like Cr1tikal as Sans better though
>>124003793
>>124003661
This person mostly draws ponies don't they? It looks like it.
>>124003790
She's not a cow anon
>>124002858
>Sans/Reader (243)
>>124003474
Same here - only that I spend most of my free time looking at hotbot pics.
>All these college anons worrying about studying
Take it from me, little buddy.
College is a sham. Student loans are an institutionalized collection racket holding up an unsustainable system whose worth decreases the longer it goes on. The more people go to college, the more it becomes a standard, the less it matters, because it's just expected. Sure, you still need a degree but fuck, who even cares what degree you get anymore?
Listen, little buddy. Take it from someone who knows: get a job. Get it early. Work experience goes a lot further than a bachelor's degree these days. But make sure you land yourself in a field you want to work in. Maybe go to trade school or take up an apprenticeship.
But for the love of god, little buddy!
Don't wait until you graduate to start worrying about this shit! You don't have that kind of time!
>>124002654
I wonder if there are any other Onionsans around.
>>124004003
gotta start somewhere
>Have a dream that Flowey plays videogames with me
>Ends with him asking me out on a date
help
>>124002832
Matt McMuscles as Sans.
>Yfw the barrier is not at all magical, and is instead a Frankenstein mind barrier put up by the Catholic Communist Nazi Church, who are under the direction of the World-conquering Computer God who will undoubtly use the controlled masses through Frankenstein Mind Television to eliminate the monsters before they can upset C. God's rule
>>124004003
Some anon dropped 2 more of these super-high quality artforms late at night around a week ago
He was then quickly discovered by the furry illuminati and now is making gorbillions of neetbux doodling things for them to masturbate to.
What a life.
>>124004087
Didn't they say they had family on the Capital?
>>124004117
ENVIOUS
>>124004162
>yfw the barrier is just a brick wall and the monsters just assumed it was unbreakable
>>124004084
>all these people who have to worry about shit
Feels good to be a neetActually it doesn't
>>124002858
>Sans/Reader (243)
Why crossover with Xenoblade though? Not that I'd necessarily complain, there's some neat comparisons that could be made with the Monado's prediction powers.
>>124002832
>Videogame Dunkey as Sans
Oh, boy
Maybe it would be better if he voiced Burguerpants tho
>>124004201
wat
Reminder that Undertale has only sold 65k copies in the last 15 days
dead game
>>124004084
I only went to college because I don't have the kind of skills for frontline work like cashiers.
Now that I'm almost done with my bachelors, I don't think I'll be able to get a job because I didn't want to fuck around with students organizations and networking.
It's fantastic.
>>124004068
My Undertale folder is 98% Mettaton
>>124004326
Exactly what I said.
I believe one of the other two images was kinda shitty and centered around mettaton, but I can't remember the other one and now wish I had saved it.
>>124002832
>Dunkey as sans
that actually kind of fits, but I would think Sans would have a lower voice
>>124003057
What a nerd.
>>124003967
I knew he was perfect for Sans the moment I remembered him posting a video on how shit his life was going in the same voice as always.
>>124002858
>Sans/Toriel (84)
>Sans & Toriel (22)
What's the difference?
>>124004535
From the thumbnail I thought that was a banana peel on his head, or spaghetti
It was hair
>>124004560
Ampersands are harder to find on the keyboard.
>>124004084
At least you're not on a third world shithole trying to become an exchange student in order to move to Canada and live with the love of your life there.
Shit is rough, I have nobody else but her spurring me on, parents just try to bring me down so I can take care of them in the future as they say people from our country never end up well outside, and even then, I still worry that I might not even get a good job and get a family going with her.
God...
>>124004560
There is none, AO3's tags aren't absolute, so someone can put "Chara" and "Chara (Undertale)" as a character and they will be treated as separate terms.
I actually looked around the site a bit a few days ago though, and I think they added something to catch these and consolidate them for searches and such.
>>124004560
A/B means romantic, A & B means platonic.
Reminder that humanoid mettaton is cancer and stupid sexy calculator mettaton is the cure.
Be part of the solution, /utg/.
>>124004523
I remember that.
He uploaded a file with his artwork and some of his WIP's.
Not sure what happened after that though.
>>124004724
Now now, all Mettatons are good Mettatons.
>>124004724
>not ghost mettaton
you fucked up
>>124004535
Yep.
Stupid goat nerd, stop being so godamn cute.
>>124004523
I know who the artist is and I saved the stuff they posted but I dunno what else you're talking about.
>>124004724
But what if both are great?
>>124004724
Calculater Megatron is da bes
>>124004724
Agreed.
Mettaton > mettaton ex
Metal Crusher > death by glamour
>>124004483
Oh - i didn't have that one. Thanks darling.
Right now my undertale folder has over 900 pictures and around 550 of those are with mettaton...
>>124004523
Got you covered.
Do you think Flowey ever ended up covered in manure from someone fertilizing a garden
>>124004724Mettaton was a mistake.
>>124004686
ok, that makes sense actually.
>>124004852can someone explain this image
>>124004724
All Mettatons are equally fuckable.
We can make our own Undertale now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKd8nTtVZTM
>>124004956
LOSS.JPG
>>124004956It seems you're at a loss
I want to abuse Floweyposter
non-edgy genocide papyrus when
>>124004956
loss
>>124004724
Can't forget mettaton neo
What does it mean to "fall down"?
Why does it render monsters comatose?
Howdy /utg/, it's me, your best friend! How've you been doing lately? Let it all off your chest, I'm here to listen
>>124004912
Bet he loved it.
>Undertale beating Super Mario World
Is...is this right? Does Toby really deserve this?
>>124005084
>Harder than Sans>Still leaves you with one HP
>Saves his ultimate attack for last
>>124005136
It's a pre-death comatose state. Probably brought on by grievous injury, fatal illness or just losing your will to live.
>>124005154
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>124004873
My nigga.Metta Ex is hot as shit though
>>124005154
Job hunting is as it always iswhich means no place is hiring
At least I still have my hobbies to kill the time with
>>124004724
ey b0ss gime da goat pusi
>>124005084
aw that's pretty sad.
What's the edgy version?
>>124003880
>ATTACK
>"Okay I guess I'll just go fuck myself"
>ATTACK
>"Oh that's how it's gonna be, pussyfart? Get this cockmeat"
>ATTACK
>"Please leave me alone, I was just trying to be a big flower I'll be good"
>>124005034
HOLY SHIT
MY DICK
>>124005034
I need someone to make a webm of the "fights" around 1:30
>>124003575Nice taste
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I put monsters in the grave
I'm farming, but not for long
The underground is going down
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I put monsters in the grave
I'm farming, but not for long
The underground is going down
It's going down
It's going down
It's going down
>>124005154
HOLY SHIT A TALKING GOAT
What do you think Undyne is telling the baby?
hello this is my first time here and im here to say i want mettaton to abuse me and call me scum that i am
>>124005136
Old age, or perhaps a loss of hope.
Book in the library talked about how monsters just.. stop when they are going to die through age
>>124005154
Woke up about an hour ago after a night filled with dreams of Undertale. How have you been doing, bud?
>>124005034
BOY I WISH I KNEW LUA
>>124005285
you know, the usual 'orange eye while crying wearing sans jacket' bullshit
not even papyrus would stoop that low.
>>124002832
sans: Archer
papyrus: Mentok the Mindtaker (Harvey Birdman)
>>124005229
I think Toby is either laughing about this even being possible or very, very worried right now-
>>124005136
Monsters go into a comatose state shortly before dying and turning into dust.
I imagine it's referred to as "falling down" because it happens all of a sudden, causing the monsters to just collapse.
>>124005285
Him being pissed at you for killing Sans and going THIS IS NOT THE TIME OF GOOD THINGS to kill you
>>124005351
that's fair
>>124005229No, but to become king of earth for this year and next year all you have to do is imply gays and transfaggots in your game and thats all you have to do to become gotySee: Gone Gay and Life is Gay
>>124005287
>"Please leave me alone, I was just trying to be a big flower I'll be good."
Cr1tikal doesn't show remorse
>>124005034
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END
UNDERTALE WAS A MISTAKE
>>124005512
What comes of winning the poll?
>>124005326
>The rap part is literally Chara's character
>>124005351
Welcome aboard, I hope you enjoy your stay.
>>124005154
finished my bachelor thesis a few weeks ago, but I'm already in the masters semester, so I haven't really had time for any closure or anything.
I thought I'd feel different, or get some time to rearrange myself, but now I'm just awkwardly slacking off while trying to keep up with the increased difficulty in courses.
>>124005229
It's some shitty poll on gamefaqs fueled by nostalgia and fanboys, who cares about who really deserves what?
