Lazy Edition
Previous Thread: >>123928415
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
I'm determined to post thisWhenever I get on my lazy ass and shitpost moreuntil you like it
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIVTzdFRUI2ZmXqmzedKz4pITXKVEqdPRKmzLPKu4eg
POSTLEWDTORIEL
I thank the anons who sift through tumblr for the good fanart
i miss him
Dadsgore thread
>>123938284
What's that? Post lewd Sans?
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
yeah rip
Why is he so perfect?
im just here for Gaster's pantsu
i want to be doggo's seeing eye humani want him to tell me how much of a good boy I am
Does anybody have that comic where Sana finds a letter from Papyrus, saying he's going to forgive the genocidal Frisk, then Sans runs to stop the fight, and finds Frisk crying in Papyrus' arms? That one got me right in the feels.
unbearably tight hotpants
/r/ing death grips by glamour
>>123938284
One by One's pretty okay
>>123938369
because he's dead.
I don't know if you're still here anon, but I really liked this one too. I didn't know you had made it as well.
>>123938209
>too lazy to shitpost
>>123936659
You have a tinier version of this in there.
what is yourdirtiest kek, /utg/?
http://strawpoll.me/6147712/
Cast your vote for the shimeji you want me to make next
current frontrunners are Burgerpants, Shitty Sans and Woshua, but Fuku Fire and Alphys aint too far behind
I'm going to bed, I'll check the results in the morning and post the winner tomorrow afternoon
peace
I'm gonna go to bed now. Goodnight /utg/, I love you.
>>123938357
There's no way Undertale's going to beat the likes of Super Mario World. It beat both Mass Effect 3 and Fallout 3 though, which is pretty good.
>>123938438
Isn't he worst than dead?
>>123938401
Here you go, anon.
>>123938357
>Vote just started in the past half hour
People can meme it to win if they want.
>>123938348
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUIln-vUcAAfDGH.png:orig
nigger dad
kills his kids, wife left him. all because hes a thumbnail
>>123938309
This. Using Tumblr to find art literally triggers me, instead of their bullshit endless page of scrolling why can't they just use a system where they have numbered pages? Then I could just type undertale/page20 or whatever. I don't know why that stupid meme website still exists in its current form
>>123938520
Toriel isn't even on here.
>>123938357
It was losing last badly last time too, but it got a last minute push. I don't think it's the best game ever but I kind of hope it wins the whole thing just to see if Toby says anything about it.
More update on undertale-dos-adventuregame-retelling-rpg-stuff
WORSHIPPING IS SYNONYMOUS WITH SACRIFICE!!!
>>123938541
you're right, my bad.
>>123938392
Gaster is not for sexual.
>>123938348
Sure thing.
How would Sans and Papyrus' relationship change if Sans were the younger brother.
KING ASGORE "KIDDY CONSUMER" DREEMURR
Don't post Toriel porn?
>>123938395I want doggo to tell me to sit
>>123938428I tried making a death by bees but I'm not good at mash-upping so I quit
Post pantsu.
>>123938401
This one?
i want to become a memoryhead
>>123938640
Please stop
does anyone know what kind of plants omega flowey is?? i need to know so i can squish his paws irl
SKELETINMAN
>>123938326
That was just two hours ago, you silly.
I want to write a Dadster fic and I have all the details and plot more or less sorted out in my head but I just don't know how to get the words out someone help meIt's basically gonna be about how Papyrus and Sans came to be, with a focus on Gaster and Sans's relationship
>>123938582
>instead of their bullshit endless page of scrolling why can't they just use a system where they have numbered pages? Then I could just type undertale/page20 or whatever.
Do
Do you actually go through tumblr.com/tagged/undertale?
Are you a mad man? Just find a decent blog and then scour that
Reminder to meet your daily quota of meanposting or else Asriel won't be saved and Papyrus will be killed by his own puzzles
>>123938624
It's hilarious how accurate of a character portrayal that Papyrus is.
>>123938683
>>123938736
>>123938620Good. Murder him so I can take over not just Olathe, but the underground as well.
>>123938583I don't think he's gonna make one anon, sorry to say
>>123938624
best fuggin skeleton.
>>123938707
Looks like a prickly pear.
>>123938527
Goodnight!
>>123938707
He's mostly cactus, anon. Please don't manhandle cacti, for everybody's sake.
>>123938582
They USED to have a page system for browsing tags.
You can still find it somehow, but I'm not sure.
>>123938450
Thank you.
All my fatnerd images for you - in the process of putting them in one album. Here's the original links.
http://imgur.com/a/ZObew
http://imgur.com/a/LwprT
http://imgur.com/a/rMvne
>>123938662
i want muscle doggo to fuck off forever.
>>123938683
>>123938721
But there's more than one decent blog and the only way I can find those is to browse the tagged section
>>123938545
>>123938684
Perfect, thank you very much.
post fish so i can put off doing my physics paper
>>123938707
Prickly Pear, Venus Flytrap, TV
>>123938712
and yet i still miss him
>>123938845
Yea, but going through the 'global' tumblr search is not a good idea.
Survey anon here with the compiled summary data for all 772 respondents in pdf, csv, and xls formats! Also, for your convenience I've filtered responses by sexuality and genders in separate pdfs. Survey completed as of 11/25/15.
Undertale Demographics Survey Data: https://mega.nz/#F!BN0liZwJ!OwKoQ2N9d3-q98qYvFo2yg
Fun facts:
Within female respondents, Mettaton was actually the third most popular character.
Within male respondents, Asriel came first followed by Sans and Papyrus.
Within heterosexual respondents, Sans came in first followed by Papyrus while Asriel and Undyne were tied for third. Didn't see that coming. Toriel then came out of nowhere to take up 4th place.
>>123938803
I guess someone will make one eventually.
I want topleasuregoat mom
why is undyne so hot with her hair down?
>>123938915
I think that info has proliferated enough already, don't you?
>>123938796
I honestly don't think Buddy would have much of a problem taking over the underground. Like, at all.
Buddy is deadlier than twenty Geno-Frisks
>>123938915
Who was the most popular character, to females?
Goodnight /utg/.You're my best friends.
>>123938873
here's fish
>>123938915
what about homosexual respondents?what about "other" respondents?
>>123938953
toriel wants topleasureyou
>>123938967
The same reason why a painting looks better with a nice frame.
Little brothers are pure
Little brothers are cute
Little brothers are for protecting
>>123938826
I want doggo to be retconned to muscle doggo
worship.
>>123938993
Buddy is cute!
>>123938873
Do your physics you humongous faggot
i hope you have an easy time doing it because math is hard
>>123937549
What's that, you want more puns? It'd be agraveshame if I were todeceasewith them so here we go.I haven't done ricekrispy squares in forever, I kind of want to do those now.
>>123938953
How so anon?
By baking a pie with her?
Or reading a book together?
>>123939071
>Toriel will never tell you to just lay back and relax and let her take care of you
>>123938873
>>123939047
Night, darlin.
Is the anon doing that DF Chara story here?
>>123939140
its been 2 weeks since i touched it
i am legitimately fucked
>>123939071
I just want to eat her goat pie, is that too much to ask?
>>123939104
Seconded. You'll tell your little brother he's being dumb as shit, then kick the shit out of anyone who pushes him around.
Sansgore is an awful ship.
>>123939104
yes, good goy, little brothers are pure and innocent and cute
>>123939104
I'm a little brother and I can assure you that I am neither of these things.
>>123939006
sans and papyrus, in that order
>>123938953
>>123939071
>>123939238
Better than Soriel
>>123938796
>>123938993
Can we post UnderBuddy? Buddy is my favorite LISA character.
>>123939174dominant tori sounds pretty nice actually
>>123939104
I wish I was a little brother.
We/cozy/now boys?
>>123938603
you're
>>123939217
Open it right fucking now and give it a good read.
Then get to work. Nothing's worse than a procrastinating nerd.
>>123939249
Are you a goat? No?
Well no shit
>>123939150
I can't tell you on a blue board, sorryToriel, I promise I will never leave the ruins if you promise me just one thing...
>>123939107i want to eat muscle doggo's shit!
>>123939315
Do YOU have a younger brother? Give it to them. You'll see what you wish.
>>123939306toriel was made for femdom
/utg/ said things that were very nice to me today and it made my heart feel all fluttery
>>123939006
1) Sans
2) Papyrus
3) Mettaton
>>123939053
1) Asriel
2) Asgore
3) Sans
Note: Asriel and Asgore had 41 of the 78 votes amongst homosexuals.
"Other" responders were all listed as "Pansexual", and was not in any substantial number. Less than 10.
>>123939370
Bitch I might be.
>>123939431
nuoh my god
I'll be right back
Tell me I'm a burrito, /utg/
>>123939238
it's a pretty bloodless ship
>>123939356
half of these are copy-pasted and are found on yahoo answers
i am saved
thank you blessed fish
>>123938626
he's not being sexual! accidents happen!
he cant help that his skirt tore on a bush on his way to the university to try and get class started early. how can he face his students like this? what will his star pupil sans think of him??
this isnt sexual, this is a gaster disaster!
>>123939371As long as you aren't posting pictures, blue board is fine.
>>123939508
If you really are a goat how many stomachs do you have?
>>123939423
No, I have a little sister. I feel like I should have been the younger sibling. I don't like having to be the grownup.
>>123938915
>downloaded hetero form
>129 pages? holy shit must be some intense data recording
>literal USA spam in the country section that takes up 107 pages
I appreciate the attempt to not tamper with results but damn.
Cuddle the burger cat
>>123939371
This simple prompt has just taken over my entire night, thanks
>>123939552
At least it isn't a gaster blaster disaster
>>123939450
You're just asking me to pick on you, anon.
>>123938357
SMW is a much better game than Undertale. Even if Undertale is makes me feels things.
>tfw after 12 hours you finally finish sans fucking bullshit fight
>should feel bad about that ending but fuck it I finally beat the asshole
>only won because I muted the game and put on Asgores theme cause I was fucking sick and tired of fucking megalovania
What the fuck is going on?
>>123939552
Oh my fucking god I'm not gonna get an erection to fucking Gaster
>>123939431M-Mommy...
>>123938520
Excuse me anon, may I ask in which program did you made the sprites with? I'm interested in making my own version but Idk which tools to use.
Needs more Chara with Asriel/Frisk
>>123939431Too bad there aren't any fics in that regard.
remove demon child
>>123939606
>Burgerpants ironically listens to Cool Cat's theme song while everyone looks at him weirdly.
>What would you do to make Sans blush?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbKrB8F0wY4
>>123939671
Things SMW has but Undertale will never have
1) Hacks
>>123939682
I really, really, really dislike this picture
>>123939534
you are a enchilada, anon.
Chara did nothing wrong and is just misunderstood
Chara is pure and innocent
>>123939104
I'm an only child and I have always wanted a brother. Somebody who is always there for you, who understands what you're going through, who won't leave you over petty bullshit. If I had a little brother I would make sure he's the happiest kid in the world.
>>123939682
That guys shitty my little pony dog nine tailed fox self insert ruined the video for me.
>>123939765
Sans just wants someone to pretend to be his mommy and take care of him in a motherly way but also a sexual way.
>>123939819
The opposite is true.
>>123939731
I'm going to give Chara the burgers!
>>123939682
A collection of very sexy skeletons.
Flowey is a skelefucker confirmed.
>>123939682
>no skeletor
>at all
0/10 go fuck yourself
>>123938357
Yeah that's not gonna happen unless tumblr rigs the shit out of the vote.
>>123939249
As an older bro, I can tell you that little brothers will always be cute
No matter what
>>123939682
I only recognize Jack and Brook
>>123939834
https://40.media.tumblr.com/bc9f473085d7573f75b17c45949490a4/tumblr_inline_nw1nl18x8W1t1z8z1_1280.png
Nightly dose of edge!
>>123939776
>toby will never release the game's source
>>123939682
It's a bunch of cartoon skeletons, and then also characters from that song a while ago
>>123939819
Feed her until she's happy!
>>123939884
Whether she's good or bad o'u'o
>>123939850
I want to be Sans mommy.
>>123939104
I'm an older brother and I endorse this sentiment.
>>123939770
If I ever start a band, Ghost Jazz is gonna be the name.
{spoiler]Or Jazz Ghosts. Something hip like that.
>>123939682
It's that one scene from the Pacifist run except with skeletons from other media. And also those ugly ocdonutsteels from the Mystery Skull's music video
At least he has Sir Daniel. Flowey has good taste
>>123939778
Me too! Save it, It's all yours my friend :)
Remember who your best friend is!
>>123939682
suck my bone anon
>>123938873
>studying the relative jew
>>123939967
Can you be my mommy instead?
>>123939723
Got ya covered family
Undertale porn/lewds make me viscerally uncomfortable. Even if it's clearly romantic and consensual, and not shit like shotas or skeleton incest, seeing any of them sexualized makes me feel weird in a bad way.
>mfw grillby anon
>mfw I remember I have a massive faceless humanoid kink
>tfw now I want grillby to come up behind me while I'm standing at the bar, put his handon my shoulder, softly brush his glowing amorphous mouth region against my cheek in a gentle kiss and tell me that I'm a good girl and I did a good job
Post jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Eru52dsus
Is it gay to snuggle with your brother?
>>123939970
>Internet Explorer
God fucking damnit Papyrus.
>>123940089
https://soundcloud.com/chestermoistmuffins/gangstablook
>>123939925
From left to right.
Manny Caldera (or whatever his name is), the skeleton from one piece, some popular game but the name escapes me at the moment, the main character from that day of the dead movie, jack, sans, papyrus
>>123939970
>Internet Explorer
Papyrus would use some shit like this
>>123939431
Why is there not more Toriel art of this caliber
The vast majority is extremely off-model or overly fetishized
Now I'm sad
>>123939682
AWFUL TASTE
>tfw only child and never got to experience what having a brother is like
>>123939317
Christmas when?
>Mettaton singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
>Shyren as as backup vocals
>Burgerpants on drums
>Blookyon bass
>>123939731
>>123940102
Not if you love each other enough.
>>123939330Thanks, didn't see that
>>123940139
Grim fandango was such a good game.
>>123940061
I feel the same way with the sole exception of Mettaton, because he was sexualized by the game itself.
>>123940017
http://36.media.tumblr.com/8ac336f01d4ddfa313320cfc1808bb38/tumblr_nwrc6iABzu1r9k2luo1_1280.png
>>123939834
I know that feeling. I used to have a bro and he was pretty much more important to me than both my parents combined. I really miss that feeling. At least I feel like the ending of this game helped me accept his death, so I don't feel like a zombie any more. Thanks Toby.
>>123940186
I can feel the edge.
>>123939850
>>123939967
I took the sleepy medicine and now I'm getting sleepy goodnight /utg/ i love you
>>123938873
As if I need an excuse.
I have never played this game, but I want to kill stuff. My first playthrough will kill everyone.
>>123940262
DT-kun? Is that you? Have you finally found peace?
>>123940293
>Tfw I thought this was talking about Ace Ventura Pet Detective for some reason
>>123940147
Yes, it is sad that there is not enough good vanilla on-model Toriel.
>>123939301
gotchu, family
>>123939147
ANON PLEASE, I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING, I'm already buried in paperwork as it is, I don't need pun-related nightmares keeping me up
these threads are gonna put me straight in the ground, I swearalso I'm terrible at puns
>>123940181
>I am a brother
>My little sibling still doesn't know what having a brother is like
I have done good job
>>123940017
I couldn't forget if I wanted to.
I forget what life was like before the flower.
Who the fuck is Manny Pardo, and why is this shitposter so determined to force him on this general?
>>123940346
You're in for a treat, anon. Also get off the board until you beat it.
>>123940346
Don't do it, Anon!
>>123940181
I grew up with three brothersI hate them all
>>123940262
I'm sorry for your loss anon. I hope the future brings you peace and happiness.
>>123940186
Canon
>>123940186
Nice webm,partner
>>123940204
Holy fuck!
How old is Mettaton?
I dont want to watch some LAME OLD GUY
>>123939834
That kind of reality is a slim one. More so than not, siblings fight and ignore each other for a good chunk of their lives.As an only child myself though, I'm pretty jealous of siblings who do have a loving relationship.
>>123940319
Goodnight, anon.
>>123940410
A loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules.
>>123940369
Weird, I thinking about that movie earlier today for some reason.
One more point for solipsism.
>re-ran the whole True Pacifist route to get the perfect ends for all the NPCs
>Missed Shyren like an idiot
... Well. Piano lessons aren't so bad.
>>123940037
Are you a skeleton or fish? I only like cold things.
>>123940424
Why not? I'm not a person that gets feels.No spoilers pls
>>123940420
I'll do just this. Wish me luck or something. What could go wrong?
>>123939917
That's sweet of you. Too bad my big brother didn't think the same.
>>123940410
You'll be regretting those words when you're face down on the ground, 6 wounds in your chest from the true purifier of the streets, Manny Pardo. After all, men like him are the thin blue line separating the freaks of the world like you from innocent civilians. Forever determined in his heroic duty, two-bit punks are no effort to take out for him. However, Pardo may meet his match with the feared murderer spoke of only in whispers, the Miami Mutilator.
Is there a way to get back to Snowdin on a genocide run? I'm at Undying right now
>>123940546
That's every cop though.
>>123940649
nope.
>>123940618
>no undertale icon on desktop
are you even trying
>>123940573
you are breaking his mind
>>123940272
I want to be your mommy. I'll bake you cookies and read you stories at night.
>>123940410
Hotline Miami is another cool game with cool music and a neat aesthetic.
It has nothing to do with Undertale, but they're both pretty cool if wildly different in tone and subject matter.
>finally beat Sans
>overwhelming joy and satisfaction
>a minute past
>suddenly get super depressed over what I just did
> feel terrible
>Realize that that was it, there no content I haven't seen
>tfw the ride is over
>>123940643
ill be your big bro, anon
if you insist
http://i.imgur.com/6Gjh9g0.jpg
>>123940181
>tfw never had a sibling to experiment sexually with
just fucking kill me
>>123940618
>letting a background tile
>ever
I am in physical pain.
>>123940649
yeah, but you have to beat undyne.
then you can take the boat back.
>>123939770
I like this one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WL4pbHFYds&t=10m46s
>>123940268
Don't worry, we can wash those sins away
>>123939116
without hesitation, family
>tfwI've been gone from this general for about a week and have raging goat lust
post goat for me
does anyone here have a flowey folder they would be willing to upload and post?
it would be appreciated
>>123940751
stop being such a slut dad
this is why mom left you
>>123940781
Is that the link you meant to post anon
>>123940618
>tixati
>>123940684I only put pirated game icons on my desktop
>>123940702
>Copied my old save and tucked it away in a safe little folder all its own
Didn't reset shit mang we in pocket dimensions now
I don't have the heart to go through it all again though. I'm at my limit for this game, so I'm stopping while I still have fond memories of it. Everyone's keeping their happy ending forever.
>>123940769
>tfw foundscatporn involving my brother
>>123940702
>tfw this genuinely makes me upset>tfw don't care because I killed everyone o'u'o
>>123940724
Don't worry Anon. It was worth it
>>123940823
Yes but it didn't embed right, 10:46
>>123938209
Here, I made the sprite better.Do you guys like the screenplay yet? I'll probably fuck off if somebody makes even a shitty animation of it
>>123940818
Gote
post russians please
>>123940769
Little brothers are not for lewd...
>>123940352
No, I don't know anything about whoever they are.
>>123940823
Oh wait shit nvm, that's his most recent video with the cover, isn't it? Whoops.
Was wondering whatMEAThad to do with remixes.
>>123935605
hey flowey artist anon. you seemed really ashamed about your art, but i liked it a lot so i redrew what you drew
>>123940724
Now you can post with the rest of us!
>>123940709
I'll take the cookies, but pass on the rest.
>>123940731
No thanks, I'm good.
