Weebwife edition.
Previous thread: >>123757916
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
You are not above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
I love /u, tg/. You gave me the determination to make fuckin awful MSPaint art and trash up the thread with it. Y'all are just the best. I might look into getting a tablet so I can actually make sketches.My dream is to make those quick 5 minute sketches that look really good. My MSPaint masterpieces are drawn with my left hand constantly on CtrlZ and take 20 minutes
Reminder that Undyne is a terrible person and a shitty friend
Bane mod when?
I've waited long enough to post this.
POST YOUR FAV GOAT
Thick goat best goat
ASGORE DID NOTHING WRONG
>>123768465
Asgore did several things wrong.
1/2
>>123768465
Killing 7 kids is probably worth the freedom of all monsters.
>>123768428
Undyne is an attention-seeking dyke who got her ass handed to her when she was faced with a determined 9 year old. How could a "hero" like this possibly face against the pure evil that lurks in the streets today? Especially the fiendish devil that kills without a sound, the Miami Mutilator. Really, Undyne's just another thug, looking for her fifteen minutes of fame. her "heroics" are all a sham. After all, how could we expect somebody with zero standards in relationship taste to have any in morals, in right and wrong? No, I trust a true purifier of the streets, Detective Manny Pardo.
Aaron having your children ; )
>>123768428
But she's so goddamn sexy.
>>123768252
xth for cute goat dad
>>123768442
Okay
>>123768442
Only 1 correct answer to this
>>123768442
>>123768465
He ate the shit of children.
>>123768428
Wrong and wrong
Please don't become even more degenerate then you guys already are.
DADSTER A BEST
>>123768465
He raped and ate 6 children
>>123768538
The humans will be the judge on that
Night /utg/, have a good one.Sorry for the uncute exit pic, feeling sad that I'm pretty much alone on liking these two like this. Even if I understand it.
>>123768252
I actually kinda like this piece of fanart
>>123768365
Now if you excuse me its back to shitposting
Request from the last thread
Apparently I'm going to have to babysit some little kids all day starting in like twenty minutes, so I'm gonna have to skip the redraw on Chun Li Muffet and move on to Box Metta
>>123768252
Can't I just let myself forget how this ends? Can't I just let myself forget who we left behind?
>>123768673
ONE
THOUSAND
DOLLARS
>>123768692
2/2
>>123768574
>F L A T C H E S T
at least we know why she's an angry lesbian, what man would want to hit that :^)
>>123768637
I'm human and I think I would do the same if our situations were reversed.
>>123768669
It's fine, Anon.
Good night
>>123768442
hips goat = best goat
New page soon comrades
>>123768627
Gaster baby snatcher
>>123768669
Sleep tight anon.
>>123768673
I'll be completely honest.
If it weren't for the fact that I knew this thing was some fat fetishist's self-insert, I would probably think So Sorry was kind of cool.
I'm so sorry.
>>123768753
I'd hit that like a fucking Mack truck. I wanna smear wasabi all over her sushi.
>>123768578
Go ahead.
>>123768428
Undyne is a great person and great friend though.
She's such a good friend that she's basically Undertale's Goku, even goes super saiyan.
>>123768753I'd do
>>123768741
>>123768692
>>123768739
Thanks Napstablook I hate you now
>>123768442
>Haven't done any of the work I have due tomorrow
help me
>>123768637
We already discussed what would happen to asgore if he tried to take our land by force
>>123768616
Post more comfy
Post cute comics where people do cute things
>>123768753
Me, I'm gonna cum all over those abs.
>>123768925
Pull up your fucking pants
do it.
jerk off when you're done as a reward
badabingbadaboom
>>123768442
They're all pretty dull characters, honestly.
>>123768945
What the fuck is happening to papyrus
>>123768947
I'm not sure why but the way Asriel is drawn is kinda ugly
>>123768810
No damn it, Gaster is a loving father
>>123768925
Go do your work anon, you can shitpost with us later.
>>123769016
He is very excited.
>>123768960
Uncensor.
For...reasons.
>>123768960
>there is hardly any good porn of undyne
why live.
http://undertale-related.tumblr.com/post/134199397602/hopes-and-dreams
>>123768617
I want to fuck the skeleton, askeleton
>>123769029
That gif
Asriel didn't get to me
Sans didn't get to me
Even when Flowey killed Asgore after I spared, or when I had to kill Undyne, nothing of that got me
But I don't know why, the amalgamates, especially that one got me crying like a fucking baby
To this day, I still don't know why
>>123769115
Something looks just...wrong...here.
>>123768936
It was pretty obvious Asgore wasn't actually for war against humans.
>>123769154
kill yourself
>>123768753
Literally me
>>123769173
Charas face really bugs me in it
>>123769158
>When I HAD to kill Undyne
>>123768947
>>123769158
Don't worry, anon. They're living happily with their families. They'll be fine.
>>123768761
I dunno, I won't force the hand of a race that is naturally stronger than us. Especially when it states that if they team up in a small group, they can easily match the strength of the only tactic we would used
>>123768936
Is it get 8 humans to team up and cast "Power Word: Kill" on Asgore? Because the game shows that 7 humans working together is still stronger than a monster with 6 souls.
>>123768442
>>123769210
Reminder that Undyne is weak as shit. An r9k sperg could probably take her out with his bare hands.
>>123769283
>>123768960
S O U R C E
>>123769218
I resetted after offering Sans mercy, for what it's worth
Still feel like garbage for killing my favourite character tho
>>123769242
Snowies dad got a great deal, getting to fuck like 5 different monsters in one.
>>123769038
No he's a malicious kidnapper of baby bones
>>123769318
>Suplexes a boulder just because she can
>Weak as shit
ok
ghosts?
>>123768442
>>123769371
17.
Snowdrake's mom is fused with 16 other monsters.
>>123769376
>Killed by an 8 year old with ballet shoes
>Weak as shit
Yes.
Hiya, /utg/. I wrote that pillow prince fic this morning and I just wanted to drop this here so I get an idea what to write next.
http://strawpoll.me/6133102
>>123769423
>>123769242
Snowdrake had a hard life
My Goat Ass?
>>123768845
He would never get over herand even though she'd never admit it, she still loves him too
>>123768442
ghey goat
>>123769428
Frisk's determination just 2op
>>123769512
We need angry-romantic goat makeup sex.
>>123769423
Holy shit living the dream right there then.
>>123769568
>>123769494
I want all of them but I want domSans and souldiddling the most
>>123769428
Frisk is not a normal human.
>>123769496
It all turned out alright in the end.
He finally got his mom back, with 16 other new family members. He reconciled with his dad. He gets to be a semi-successful comedian.
Really, everything's coming up Snowy.
>>123769646
I was JUST about to post that.
They don't think it be like this but it is
>>123769303
But Flowey is the best Undertale villain
>>123769568
If Goat sex leads to more goats + happy goat family then we need a fuckton more
>>123769556
You gotta fill in the screen, anon.
>>123769562
I'd imagine a guy wanting his tendie treats would be just as, if not more determined.
I hope you're having a great morning/afternoon/night!
Have you been smiling more, Anon?
I hope you've been eating enough!
>>123769628
>>123769707
His only motive is "i'm bored and don't care about any of these people anymore."
PALM - DOWNPOINT SQAUREDFLAG PENNANT LEFTPOINT - PALM - PEACE BOMB - CROSSBONES SQUAREDFLAG SNOWFLAKE - SNOWFLAKE DOWNPOINT LEFTPOINT - SQUAREDFLAG CROSSBONES FROWN STAR - SQUAREDFLAG CROSSBONES LEFTPOINT - CELTICCROSS DOWNPOINT SQUAREDFLAG - OK LEFTPOINT FROWN PALM LEFTPOINT DEEPCROSS LEFTPOINT RAINDROP - PALM CROSSBONES - UPPOINT PEACE RAINDROP SNOWFLAKE LEFTPOINT SUNS RAINDROP - LEFTPOINT IRONCROSS PALM RAINDROP SNOWFLAKE LEFTPOINT CROSSBONES THUMBSUP LEFTPOINT - MAILBOX
>>123769689
Tori&Gori best couple.
>>123769420Good taste.
>>123769749I hope you had a nice day too, remember to also take care of yourself.
>>123769740
We don't know how other humans' determination stack up, just that the the human/monster war was 100% one sided.
>>123769716
>implying sex is even a thing and its not two souls that like each other very much
Wow anon
>>123769749
Can I ask you a question, Flowey?why do you post this? i mean i enjoy it but honestly why?
>>123769827
Obvious.
She won't be able to resist him for long, not with Alphys gearing up to ship.
>>123769749
I'm a withered husk, watching the dust of my being drift into nothingness.
>>123769825QUESTION MARK - EXCLAMATION POINT - QUESTION MARK - EXCLAMATION POINT - QUESTION MARK - EXCLAMATION POINT
>>123769901
Not him but you already know the answer
The answer to every poster in this thread
>>123769865
I imagine soul-sex is pretty intense too desu
>>123769931
Don't masturbate so much and drink more water
>>123769827
>>123768960
>>123769078
>>123769080
Have some Albums.
http://imgur.com/a/7xRjG
>You will never stroke those fine-abs-
>>123769749
Life's fine senpai, I'll start working out on Tuesday to become abig guy
>>123769827
>>123770005
>mfw RPed with a Toriel that hated AsgorexToriel to the point she loves the ship.
>>123770017
>vriska
i keked
>>123769691
>loss
really...
>>123770000
Goddamn that is a sexy looking post number
>>123770054
Or thosefins.
>>123769806
But you're leaving out the why. With his ability to save/load, people just become data that he can manipulate. They're not "real" to him anymore. They're just video game characters. He's the only "real" being from his perspective until Frisk shows up. You only need to watch people play the Sims for a few hours to know what happens when someone doesn't consider people "real."
>>123768536
2/2 want
HUMAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE
GAS THE MONSTER SCUM
SPECIES WAR NOW
>>123770150
Loss is art at this point
>>123770264
No, it's time to mingle with monsters.
I'm gonna fuck the hot fish babe.
Another day with my best friends in the whole wide world!
>>123770127
You did it in shamchat?
Seeing lots of fish love in this thread, keep up the good work anons
>>123770368
Reminder that feeling empty is a natural part of life and you should gather lots of SOULs so you can combat the emptiness.
>>123770264
>tfw you will never team up with Ben "pull the trigger on every nigger" Garrison and Israel Murderer to remove the jews
>>123770450
But how do I get SOULs in real life?
>>123770362
Do I get thick lizard?
>>123770293
I still wonder what was going through the guy's head when he made a webcomic page about fucking abortion.
IN A WEBCOMIC SERIES ABOUT VIDEOGAMES
>>123770372
I can not say anything else but know where I go and what I do, I do for the glory of father.
>>123770554
If you can neutralize Undyne first, yes.
I really like the fishwife
>>123770562
B^U is not a clever man
>>123770602
...what is sitting on Asgore's shoulder there?
>>123770616
Other anon is having fish for dinner, I just take his leftovers.
And the leftovers are better.
Flowey x Asgore fic where Asgore mistakes Flowey for one of the flowers he uses for his golden flower tea and Flowey dissolves inside Asgore and Flowey takes control of Asgore to achieve his master plan
>>123769749
I love you
>>123770553
By killing of course!
Or you could be unfun and get people to sign their SOULs away.Me and my friend did that one time, it was pretty great. We traded SOULs for candy, not shitty candy, the good shit, snickers and M&Ms and stuff.
>>123770372
Just how good is shamchat, Anon?
>>123769374
He is not, he loves his baby bones
>>123770746
>...what is sitting on Asgore's shoulder there?
An anon, I think.
>>123770678
Post more "is that a burger in your pants or are you just happy to see me"
>>123770635
>that weird upper lip
Gross, its like that chick from SU
New headcanon accepted
>>123770746
A tumblr anon.
>>123770915
>tfw no stand battle with Sans
>>123770853
Bpants literally looks like a turd with eyes in that pic
>>123770821I've never tried it, mostly from nervousness and the such.
>>123770853
>>123770885
I wish SU hadn't popularized that trend.
People should just color or highlight to show lips instead of lining them. Unless they're really pronounced like Jerry's in which case, do both.
>>123770949
Don't be rude
>>123770635
Give your spear a good ol' rub.
>>123770915
>>123768569
What a forced meme.
What if a mute fell into the underground?
>>123770821
It was really good back then that tranny killed himself by jumping out infront of a truck
>>123770554
Why not both?
>>123771107
One did.
>>123768726
You can never forget. I know I won't.
>>123771123
...is that the full picture, please tell me no, please tell me there's a follow-up...
>>123770148
undyne would eat vriska for breakfast
>>123770450
I still don't feel empty somehow, but I've never had a SOUL either.
>>123769303
>Asgore in Elder God
He fits right below that with Weeb Lizard
>>123770885
Considering how she's got a pair of massive chompers at that spot I think it makes sense.
>>123771130
>talks on a screenless cell phone
>mute
Anyone have the other pics of realismo goats?
>>123769324
This shit looks like mlp fan art stop this shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>123771130
Who?
>>123770815
>That story
that sounds familiar
>>123769303
This is some old-ass /co/ bait but it still makes me mad
>>123771157
How autistic is it that I kinda want to picture frame this and put it on my desk to motivate me?
Got some hot and fresh UNDYNE oc its my magnum opus
>tfw no sans to cuddle with
Just fucking kill me.
>>123771232
>>123768726
You could move on with your life. Trust me you'll forget in about a year.
>>123771023
that's not how teeth or mouths work at all
>>123771234
How about you get this insteadJust accept that this fandom is almost as bad as mlp
>>123771314
It's time to jump into a beartrap, son.
>>123769863
Which show that their best is still worse than our worst
guys, what's a quick and easy way to stitch comics?
bonus points if there's a quick and easy way to stitch comics with gifs in them
>>123771309
It's pretty accurate though
>>123771171
Nope that's all you get son.
toriel is my mom
>>123771339
meant for >>123771216
>>123771232
I hate this one but here you goooo
>>123771236
Bitch, that ain't even half determined.
>>123771430
...please?
>>123771363
All cosplayers are universally cancer
>>123771495
There's literally no more to it you negroid.
FB http://imgur.com/a/djlzPlewds http://imgur.com/a/JjCfB[/spoiler
>>123771529
Keep going you say?
>>123771398
Photoshop. CS2 is free, in a way.
You can just copy an image in browser, then paste in photoshop. Those pastes snap on edges so that's why photoshop's nice.
>>123771321
>You will never be able to hold Sans in your arms and nuzzle him
>You will never be able to tell him jokes and hear him laugh
>You will never make him happy
Truly, our existence is that of pure suffering
>>123771485
Not really what I wanted, but ok.
Have a pic in the same style but with a better goty
>>123771401
Not really. Sure, "good" antagonists can make for good storytelling but ultimately they tend to fall short in terms of characterization and lead to an unsatisfying ending.
The original version had The Joker and Ganondorf at the bottom and I think somebody from D&D at the top. Looking back, I think that Undertale version has some changed text to make it more reasonable and less baity
>>123771590
fishbone is awful
post more fishsticks instead
>>123771603
>>123771628
Headcanon: Flowey is fucking terrified of heights
>>123771314
You're fiiiine
>>123771398
>literally mspaint
>there's an online Photoshop application
uhhh..... can't help you gifs
>>123771686
Alphys nudes inc
>>123771485
There's literally no character in undertale that can look good/accurate as a cosplay except maybe undyne and frisk simply because of the way the bodies are.
Skelebros especially is just bad facepaint or shitty masks
>>123771680
Joker was at the bottom because in that version, villains whose motivations are just lol so crazy and evil are shit.
Don't see a problem with it.
>>123771702
>tfw no stronk goatmom to protect you
Just a reminder that no matter how bad you are, you're not at this levelyet
So, /utg/, do you think Gaster is a good guy or a bad guy?
>All the Asgore h8 in /utg/
I'm no goatfucker, but was he really that bad? Did he even kill 6 kids? We know he came into possession of their souls, but wasn't the indication from their equipment scattered around the underworld that they either died of natural causes, or were killed by other monsters? How do we know which humans, if any, Asgore actually had to kill? His surprise and shock at seeing Frisk for the first time makes me think that Frisk may well have been the first human to actually get all the way to the barrier.
>>123771685
Objectively incorrect
Made thing.
>>123771741
Don't even bother with stuff that includes .gifs. Stitching comics that have even one panel with them is awful no matter what program you use,
>>123771765
>those tits
I'm suffering.
>>123771842
>you're not at this level
>yet
Oh.
I got work to do.
>>123771812
Shitty masks you say?
>>123771870
Toby "Currently Calculating How Many Brownie Points He Will Get If He Says Sans Is Gay" Fox tells the tale he killed all 6, which we all must treat as true.
>>123771859
Not enough information to draw a conclusion.
Either way have some chills.
>>123771719
Ok, but why?
>>123771874
Bones are not for lewds.
I want a trident and a spear.
>>123771982
>>123771590
I'm a big fan of fishbones. I honestly feel like they would have fit in better, all things considered.
>>123771742
Is that just a white sheet over a cosplayer? If so, that's the best Napstablook cosplay. No effort, only sadness.
>>123771875
What a cute Tori.
>>123771982
I hope the undertale craze stops soon so I can go to conventions without seeing this shit
>>123771842
I would beIf I could remember my dreams
>>123771842
But I want to be at that level so badly
>demongoat going through your kinks one by one
PLEASE
>>123771818
>joker is just lol so crazy and evil
>I have never read any Batman comics or seen Dark Knight
>>123771870
>their equipment scattered
As Gerson says, Asgore takes a lot of walks.
Face it, Asgore "You Must Be This Tall To Live" Dreemurr has killed 6 children with his own hands.
Not that he deserves the hate he gets.
>>123771859
Considering that Sans seems to take his mountain bike accident pretty badly implies that at least he liked the guy, and all those gray dudes seem like decent guys in a pretty bad situation.
That being said, considering the last you hear of him is a file entry where he's just rambling in all caps wing dings about darkness, he definitely lost it at some point.
>>123771870
>His surprise and shock at seeing Frisk for the first time makes me think that Frisk
I thought that simply meant he didn't hear that a human had fallen down once again.Or he was shocked over Frisk looking slightly similar to Chara.
>>123771875
That's cute as fuck anon.
>>123772086
Did someone say.... "cute Tori?"
>>123771989
Really? Well fuck, there goes that theory then.
>>123772142
>le human nature social experiments u cant kill me because its a prank batman!!!
Bravo Nolan is a hack.
>>123772142
Dark Knight was the only movie I saw.
>>123772037
Fuck this reminds me I saw a really good Flowey amalgamate picture hold up
>>123771842
well there's always goat suicide anon
>>123772142
Joker has no motive for his killings other than doing it because its fun.
>>123772119
>he doesn't want to see this so he can laugh at them all
>>123770943
>>123770915
This is actually really funny
>>123771874
>>123772058thank you guys ;_;
>>123771982
>That Papyrus
>spaghet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rkY_vQRFm0
>>123772119
>going to conventions
I shiggy diggy
I make comic
>>123772283
Fucking cosplay.
I always wonder what kind of people would do it. And the photos are everywhere. They show what kind of animals these are.
And I see them and I still keep wondering.
>>123771590
Somebody has to stop me.
>>123772305
The one reason I don't into fishbones is because I want thick weebwife to be happy.
Maybe pair her with Asgore?
>>123771870
Do people actually hate him? I mostly see people laugh at him and his giant, child smashing hands.
