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Old Thread: >>123608150
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
fug I forgot missions again
xth for squirting salads
Post
Cute
Rats
NOW
post your top 3 barbs
>>123722845
>>123722845
>>123722845
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Drosera Korruptia, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>decide to play some GW and open it for the first time in forever
>it's like this for 20 minutes solid
>close game
I'll miss you old friend.
>>123723087
We posted first so that means we own this thread, DORF.
This is a HOPE thread.
>>123722327
>>123723350
Self-burning rats, what will they think of next
>>123723436
The lips are like that for reasons.
>>123723578Wurm-sucking Lips
>>123723350
I sure hope you don't ERP like you glide.
>>123723350
>bumping against the top of the door
>bumping against the top of the oven
Triggered.
This could have been so much smoother.
It only costs 32 gold to level tailoring to 400? Why haven't I done that yet?
>>123723038
>>123723985
for you, best take of it
Oh look, FUN's out early tonight.
>>123724435
damn she is cute when she flies
>>123724497
Should still be mods around, just report.
>>123724435
Roast Feetsies...
*anon cliques its tendril tongue against quivering throat-barbs*
My favorite...!
ITS SUNDAY NERDS. CATURDAY IS OVER
>>123725121
If you didn't notice from a post-flub in>>123724960
, they're kinda scripting these.
Ah, there we go.
Caturday is all well and good if you contribute some damn conversation when you're spamming your shit.
>>123725808
>>123725349
ah dang. well guess he got caught out haha
POST SQUATFUS CUNNY
>>123726135
lol
So when I get off work in like, 45 minutes, any HOPEfriends want to do some journeyman-level fractals? I'm trying to get my AR and wallet up.
Just BE Yourselves you beautiful /gw2g/ lovelies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFGfUOnsqEw
whats everyone listening to while this steady stream of cats trickles by
>>123727395
man I sure fucking love video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsZaW-0WEM
It helps me get through the shitton of IDIOTS on my editing tonight.
>>123722845
>>123722845
>>123722845
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>123727395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcdFhcZYd9o
>>123727150
who is this downy frowny?
>>123727395
I AM LISTENING TO MY COMMANDER AND MY FIGHTING FRIENDS AS WE DEFEAT SOS AND FA!
>>123728074
the catposter
>>123728260
>>123727150
no wonder why you resorted to fucking animals when you look like one l m a o
>>123728410
fetal alcohol syndrome is no joke, anon.
>>123728410
>>123728178
i can vouch for this, thats literally me
I want to bury my jewish nose into a femsura's tight little asshole and inhale her rotten farts
>>123727150
if squatclone looks like this does that mean the original squatfu also looks like a downy?
Can we kick venomblade from the guild already? He belongs in some 9gag guild
>>123729419
Implying you're in HOPE.
>>123729419
Say it in guild chat/discord, not in /gw2g/.
>>123729481
vae fuck off
>>123729847
Rat Queen Status:
[_] Rat Queen
[X] Not The Rat Queen
>>123730363
That's a different character, nerdlord
>>123730815
Rat Queen Status:
[_] Rat Queen
[_] Still Not The Rat Queen
[X] Tiny Ears Meme Lord Line-up
>>123730815
*pats*
At what point did anet completely abandon the idea of elite specs not being straight upgrades to base classes? I'm playing chronomancer and it just does everything normal mesmers can do but better and more.
>>123731372
>>123731561
One day I'll barb his cute little butt...
>>123730815
>the same rat five times
Brave rat, considering you're in cat territory.
>>123727395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e7zZmf19uc
Ayy lmao
>>123731673
>not having him on your raid team as the morale booster
Is there any way to filter out charr posts?
>>123732067
>engineer and warrior form lime rat omitted
>>123732238
>you will never raid with pantyface charr and whisper lewd things to him while he stutters on teamspeak trying to boost everyones morale
Being NA is suffering.
>>123732389
You don't need to see those.
>>123732238
>2 flesh golems
Let me guess, that run was a disaster?
Is it a waste of a space to make two of a certain profession? I don't like the race on my current mesmer and I'd rather make a new one than delete him. Or would I be better off leveling something I don't have?
>>123732385
Hide all image posts . You'll miss out on all the dank memes tho
>>123732413
If there was, do you think he would bother?
>>123732569
>Or would I be better off leveling something I don't have?
yeah. There's no benefit of having two of one profession other than aesthetics
>Do raids with HOPE
>Everyone is mature and prepared
>Almost beat Gorseval on the first try with no preparation
Daily reminder DORF is a massive meme.
>>123732569
I use my extras as 1) mules + access to PS rewards
2) exclusively WvW alt with boosters+primers active on expensive foods.
What does a femcharr pantsu smell like?
>>123732710
This, and with fucking Effie in the raid and with venomblade healing.
>>123723087
Daily reminder not to join HOPE. Daily reminder that HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild anymore
Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against this tripfagging shitposter, report him!
>>123732972
Nah fuck off the more important question is what do mcharr jocks smell like?
>>123727652
>>123732997
Daily reminder not to join DORF.
Daily reminder that DORF is full of normalfags that don't post here and the few that do are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against these shitposters, report them!
>>123732067i like your femsuras
>>123733023
Wow gaylord. I bet you suck off warbands.
kittdai come back to skype video
wat
>>123733226
Woah, is that a screenshot of THE pact commander?
>>123733260
kek it's a swastika.
fyi you should steal them.
all of them
>>123733185If only.;_;
>>123733592
Sigh.iktf ;_;
See this: what do?
>>123734412
Try to hold back vomit.
>>123735227
>keyboard turning
kicked
>>123735227
you look bored
>>123735227
what compelled you to post this literal autism
>>123735227
*pats*
>>123734927
thnx...
>>123736121
>>123735954
>>123735769
>>123735614
God rats are so fucking disgusting
>>123736283
Vorpal Ivy don't post. Vorpal Ivy don't post. Vorpal Ivy don't post.
>>123736283
Would be awful to bump uglies with someone like this
>>123736405
That character doesn't exist.
>>123736603
Gross. Burn it with fire
who wants my 4 week unwashed musky charr barb
>>123736803
>>123726020
spotted the time-travel fag
>>123736803
I'll take it.
>>123736852
spotted a shitposter
>>123736283
>>123736603Who is this?
>>123737019
These threads are nothing but shitposting at this point.
I really can't grasp how people can be so dedicated to making these threads so awful. I want to say autism but I don't know what to fucking call it.
>>123737019
you missed like the rest of the thread you are really bad at spotting shitposters
>>123737039
A literal nobody
>>123737747
Tell me
Even nobodies can be somebodies to somebody
>>123737735
typical hopefag shitpost
>>123737815
Someone already said the name. Scroll up.
Ty for being my first time in the dungeon guys. It was really nice
so I joined HOPE not too long ago and I want to know how i can use my membership as a way to shitpost about them
any tips?
>>123738363
First things first, you have to suck a few cocks.
>>123736852
lel
Whatever happened to that anon who joined [CIS]? I want more logs
>>123738363
don't do it son. all of us thought we were just joining so we could shitpost about it. before you know it you're just another erping memelord.
a peaceful moment
>>123738863
shut up queer, dorf sent me on a mission and I am loyal to my guild
>>123739132
Step up your grafix senpai
prostration wears you out
>>123739368
>not even 4K with snowflake DoF effects
Step it up kohai.
>>123733091
>he thinks I'm in Dorf xD
>>123739368
shid i need to get on that memefx game
tfw no 4k barb pics
>>123739643
My toaster would literally explode if i tried such a thing
Tomorrow I start my quest to become pure for tfw waifu, there was nothing in the collections tab so... how do I start..?
>>123740049
Delete your old ERP logs and start anew.
>>123740049
Love yourself and stop seeking love from exterior sources
tfw no musky vae barb
>>123740049
Less is more. Even if you're not a loose-legged slut, attention whores are whores all the same.
>>123740049
First you must claim the Throne of Pellentia from the usurpers. Then you must gather the shards of the Vision Crystal an reassemble then. Finally, cleanse your spirit in the fires of battle and the Rune Circle. Only then will you be worthy of the gaze of the go-er, waifu.
Tfw I am the #1 shitposter in this thread.
>>123740049
Start with a healthy breakfast. You cannot gain purity on an empty stomach!
>venomblade
>>123740049
You must salvage your previous waifus until you get a [Sullied Waifu Core] to start the collection.
>>123740049
can someone remind me how the other waifus did it? it's like fucking wizard magic or some shit...;__;
Anyone online from the /vg/ guild able to invite me?
Ingame name is Hjalfling
>>123741009
NA or EU?
>>123740703
>shit tumblr says
LMAO
R
A
>>123740962
did what?
Whisper meVorpal Ivyto be verbally abused
>>123741297
Effie a qt
>>123741297
did you call effie a fartsniffer?
>>123741297
Your graphics are shit and so is your salad.
which of these should I go with?
Is HOPE having a purge soon? Last I checked it was very close to 500.
>>123741363
>He doesn't lower his graphics to lowest settings
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.
>>123740703
I mean, very clear that the kids a huge faggot.
just didn't realize he was this huge of a faggot ;].
>>123741009
Time to pick your poison:
>NA's -ERP and degenerate fuckfest- HOPE: Whisper Drosera Korruptia
>NA's -holier than thou religious nutbags and otherwise recruited from mapchat normie that completely has no ties to /vg/ other then the leadership spamming their bullshit here guild- DORF: Whisper Ekekness
>EU's -we totally accept and tolerate catspammers but are otherwise fairly cool- FUN: whisper Aktium
>>123740703
There is nothing wrong with hating tumblr.
Or liking the JUST meme.
>>123741297
what kind of verbal abuse? like some light scolding or an all out tongue lashing?
>>123741519
>we kick people randomly from guild FUN: don't whisper our leader he doesn't play, don't wisper our co leader she's his gf and is a normie, and don't whisper esilan he just kicks you after inviting
>>123741519
EU, Aktium ain't online so I guess I need to wait for someone else
>>123741389
Both look like garbage, roll a D20. If 10 or less, flip a coin to pick one, if 11 to 20, roll a D6 to pick from the other races.
>>123741519
>doesnt mention EU's Furfag infested, guild leader attends furry con's.
also regular members of DORF shitpost here just as much as the leaders do :D.
but desu, all 3 guilds are full of garbage shitpostheroes
>>123741593
PTSD inducing verbal abuse!
Reminder: join NA FUN so me and swagg have more people to play with
>>123741696
See >>123723087
>EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
Try any other of those names or send one of them an ingame mail.
>>123741851
>swagg
Is that autistic fuckwit still around?
Man, I kinda miss his asinine "Imma balance this right now"- posts about PvP balance and staff ele.
>>123741943
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Fagfellow, Kekd, Acneum, Nalymeme, Ba Zin Ga, Touhou Dickblower or Killdix
I'm running a burning warrior, with carrion gear. What should I run for the rings and amulet? Cause you can't get carrion
>>123741851
Swagg still plays? I added him to my Friends List months ago but I never see the bastard anymore.
>>123742492
Mix Carrion with Rampager so you have decent crit and decent health instead of too much of either one.
F A C E G O R E
>>123742696
Vorpal stop posting. Vorpal stop posting. Vorpal stop posting.
Vorpal let me cum inside your rat.
>>123742696
Make me. Make me. Make me.
>>123742803
>>123742885
>wanting drosera's leftover's
*giggles on skype*
>>123742937
shut up keggin
who the fuck are all these faggots
>>123742995
Shut up Jeff.
>>123742995
Keggin you have Borderline Personality Disorder you really should get checked out.
>>123732236
His music is actually pretty good.
i want to cum inside a meme rat
>>123743080
>>123743138
Shut up white haired profligate
>>123742885
>>123743143
Send me a mail so I canlecture you for your shit tastes
>>123743191
I don't want to mail you, I want to nail you.
I want tostackon Effie duringraids.
>>123743138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AMRP9JTHlw
Yeah he's a hardcore mememaster and so are his beats. What's your favorite GW2 class?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7emXFfqYY5s
Post your favorite music when it comes to coordinated shitposting!!
>memers get suddenly tuckered out and stop coordinating mid-shitposting
kek
that's NA for you.
