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>News
- The 8th US Splatfest, Burgers vs Pizza, takes place on December 4th, 10 PM PST!
- The Sloshing Machine is now available! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/134072289484/you-want-a-black-friday-deal-weve-got-your-black
- The Slosher Deco is now available! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133874090859/things-were-thankful-for-the-musical-stylings
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament!: http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
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>calliefags
>>123722412
i love callie so much
Splattershot isnt my gunfu
#teamburgers##
>>123722513
>>123722526
Poetry.
>>123722513
>>123722526
>>123722412
Callie 15-7 Marie
I want to marie Marie's Maries!
Cute squidboy enjoys a frozen treat after a strenuous session of basketball practice.
Bleh
Legs.
>>123722412
Octos are cute.
>1 win away from S again
>Lose
>Bonus penalty because my team was higher-ranked
STOP PUNISHING ME FOR YOUR FAILURE TO BALANCE, NINTENDO
Anyone up for a squad right now?
NNID:W0lfhound
>>123722829
>Being so mad you have to post it in both threads
Try not losing next time
>>123722841
sent
>>123722841
i'll squad, sent
LEAVE US ALONE
>>123722920
That thread was dead so it didn't count.Also cute Callie.
>>123722841
>>123722970
>>123722996
Alright, squad's up!
>making me choose between Marie and burgers
What the fuck do I do?
>not taking the sides
>>123723378
walk up to the poll box and pick a side
>That quad kill
>>123723403
>taking the sides like a coward
GO HEAD ON
>>123723438
But which one do I choose? Damnit Marie, why does your taste in food have to be shit?
Still the best shoes in the game.
>comm error
nice
>>123723378
burg
3/4 Tim squad
id: Nizmo-Indian
Tell me if you sent a request
>>123723534
Undeniably.
>>123723534
The cleats would have been great if they weren't made to match only the soccer shirt from the same update. I'd love some Ink Resistance and Special Charge but on top of the odd shape it has retarded blue studs on the bottom that clip through the floor and don't match with anything.
>>123723534
can't go wrong with the swim speed up influence too
>>123723654
They look okay if you know how to make them work
You need contrast though
>kraken didn't notice me on the wall
>>123723631
What the heck is a Tim squad?
>>123723901
they do it
>>123723553
I guess...sorry I can't side with you Marie, but your taste in food is shit.
why does half the lobby end up using octobrush whenever I play it
>forgot I switch to inkstrike when I was surrounded
Sorry
>>123723519
Marie's taste in food:
Hot Dog
Bread
Green Tanuki Soba
Kirin Milk Tea
Octopus
Sea Food
Pizza
I don't mind Burgers or Pizza but I prefer Burgers because it has the better colour shirt.
>you will never marie Marie's Maries
Why do we even live again? Just to suffer?
>>123724201
what would an eu food splatfest be, fish vs chips?
>>123724418
>colour
This is an American splatfest, commie.
>>123724451
Nah, they're not allowed to have good ideas that America hasn't had first.
>>123724201
>Good
>Fine
>Shit
>Shit on top of shit covered in shit
>Good
>Excellent
>Shit
>>123724184
I had a good kek at that
>>123724451
Fish and Chips vs Rice and Curry
New Zealand + Australia vs Britian's Empire
Theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFEBZd-fHQ
are you guys having fun?
tell me if you have any requests.
>>123724658
meme team vs meme team
>>123724710
blaster cancer
I drew marie
>>123724754
Fucking adorable.
>>123724418
>colour
>>123724710
what meme?? weapon??
>Finally claw my way back to S
I think that's enough solo Splatoon for me.
>>123724658
i request people stop using my weapon
>>123724597
Her choosing bread isn't fine when you realize she chose it over rice.
>>123724754
Nice job, art style is very cute.
Sorry guys I think my conection is shit. ggs
>>123724897
anything works eg:dynamo vs bucket,splatling vs squiffer etc
>>123724658
>>123724710
8 washing machines
>>123724897
all squiffers
>>123724754
cute
>>123724754
neat.
Ugh what is going on tonight? I've had like 10 3 vs 4 matches in turf war while trying to grasp this wonky new slosher.
>>123724929
GG, sorry about your disconnects.
3/4 joinGary, Nobody X, Wolfhound
NNID:W0lfhound
>>123724964
>>123724987
>>123725021
ok meme team first!
>stopped on one
Vroom vroom
The cutest
>>123724754
>that smug look
i love it
now if only the other faggot would draw marie tooalso did the other drawfag ever post an update of the octo pic?
>win by 1
>running away with the rainmaker
>>123726051
now if only you would stop fucking posting about that drawfag drawing marie
every
single
fucking
day
Thanks for the games shabu lobby, I need to sleep
GGs shabu lobby
>>123726207
it is starting to get a bit annyoing actually, maybe i should just get it over with just to shut them up. :/
>>123725158
Sent
I might be getting this game around christmas time.
What do you anons think about it and do you have any good tips?
>mfw new as fuck
>>123726352
then you're just proving that being an annoying faggot will get you what you want
don't do it
lobhy6/8
>>123726413
Use motion controls from the start.
>>123725831
>>123726413
ink the floor to win
yes, even in ranked
>>123726413
control the ground with your color of ink to win
if you can't aim and kill people, make sure you ink the ground so that the people on your team who can stay alive
>>123726219
>>123726310
thanks for joining _)
ggs
>>123726637
Well thing is, you don't want to focus on inking turf in rank. I mean sure, ink it at every opportunity, but don't go out of your way to ink turf instead of focusing on the objective.
>>123726413
Play through story mode, you'll get new weapons and gear.
>>123726625
both team were thinking the same idea
>>123727112
All them bubbles
https://twitter.com/masahiro_lemon/status/670171729478721536/photo/1
>>123727112
i fuckin love you guys
>>123726413
>What do you anons think about it
There's one anon who will eagerly spawncamp you so that you get fed up and quit before getting good.
>>123726413
It's fun.
>>123727112
>we do it again somewhat
I finally got the splatoon amiibos! I'm happy.
I-Is the squad dead? I was just accepting friend requests.
It's back up if you want to keep going.
NNID:W0lfhound
>>123727784
now to ponder whether to open them and use them or not
>>123727784
Challenges can be challenging at times. Hence the name....
>>123727858
Went to go get the level 40 reward
>>123727858Is there any room? I might finally give this /ink/ squad stuff a try.
>>123727945
Hasn't anyone figured out a way to use them without opening them yet?
>tfw conflicted on Splatfest team choice
I prefer pizza, but I have a feeling that team pizza will end up being another team autobots situation.
>>123728116It's full already, sorry. I'll be going for a while though, so you might be able to join later if you're still around. I'll make a post when there's an opening
Lets pretend that didn't happen
>>123727945
I opened them already. They're next to the other amiibos I have.
>>123727994
It'll be fun.
>>123728129
i believe there's some foil shit placed under the figures so that people can't scan them without opening the boxes yet
if you mean preserving the box, i think there's a way to open it carefully so there's no visible cuts but you have to open it to remove the foil at least
anyone up to squad? i've got about an hour to kill
>>123714824
when will stealth jump and ninja squid be accurate to whomever is updating the calculator? Why not use the pictures that were posted a few threads ago that show even max swim/jump will not offset the ninja abilities to help you get the right calculations?
Why do the Japanese love the Sloshing Machine? It seems like more than a coincidence.
>>123727994
>>123728291
That challenge with the invisible platforming andlimited ink
>>123728129
Watch "How To Use Amiibos in the Box" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/K7JTOSMaOnE
ggsnessthing
>splooshes beating e-liters
>fats voice echoes in the distance
>
>>123728561
>tfw splatoon devs have so many great single player ideas that never see the time of day in multiplayer.
>>123728965
SPONGES WHEN?
Alright squids.
5.- A taco eating a taco.
Stay tuned tomorrow for more!
>>123729017
fuck that, inklines when
>>123728850
shut up fat
>>123728965
A map with ink railings that allows for quick access to another area of that map over water would be sweet. Have it to where if an enemy inks the node you drop out of the railing.
Squib???
>>123729017
>>123729098
I just want Ink Cannons
>>123729085
Nice
>>123729085
Friggin' adorable.
>>123729085
I don't know why I find this super cute but I do
>>123729098
I can imagine Chargers camping those inklines for the lulz.
>>123728472
erm... i'm guessing i'm gonna have a tough time finding a squad when there's private lobby fun to be had.
well, my nnid is tiabutt if anyone wants to groan about getting rig sz over and over again with me for a little bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7MXAKkyn7g
This seems incredibly annoying
>>123729917
>Black bars on all sides
holy shit learn2video
Why are you guys doing a rainmaker lobby?
Trying to prepare for Scarth's next squidboards tournament?
>>123729982
Yeah, this guy has really shitty quality to match his shitty strategy, I assume.
>>123729917
dangerously cheesy
>>123729085
>that mocajete
aww yeah she knows what's up.
>>123729085
I love these sketches
>enemy team of japs
>die without them shooting me
>they take a billion hits to kill
why
Take burst bombs away from eliters.
What the fuck were they thinking when they gave the best snipe a great close/mid range weapon that also benefits greatly from strength up?
>don't like either Squid Sister much
>fucking love pizza, but also love burgers
WHAT DO I DO?!
>>123730553
>they take a million hits to kill
unless they have shit tons of defense up that shouldn't be the case.
Most of my kills were from bombchus
ggs shabu lobby that was fun
>>123730007
Now that both MCU and TSB have fallen from grace, is it time for the next generation of /ink/ to take the esports community by storm?
GG Shabu lobby
>>123730640
Bombchu death match:
Every player picks Carbon Roller Deco.
Only allowed to use Bombchus.
Most Splats Wins.
>>123730808
we haven't gone bowling in a while
>>123730785
>>123730808
Are lobbies always meme matches? What if we just want to use our good weapons? I refuse to break my streak of roller-only use.
>>123730728
>>123730806
ggs !!! thanks.for joining ;)
6/8
>>123730989
some people hold regular "bring whatever" lobbies
>>123730785
>letting kraken to be the goalkeeper and not based splash wall
>>123730936
Where are you taking requests? are these posted anywhere else?
4 minutes until shops have nothing new,
level 1, nnid is omglauren18 anyone want to play some turf wars
>>123731241
>4 minutes
You mean 3 hours and 2 minutes anon.
>>123730007Next one, if there is a next one, wont be rainmaker only
>>123731329
>He doesn't know stores update at midnight local time
>Or I just replied to bait
GG Shabbu lobby
>>123731270
bump, i suck at the game because i just got it but if anyone would like to play some with me i would appreciate it haha
>>123731270
seasoned level 50 here
i'll add you, but be warned: while i'm not going to bully because that's just mean and i'm a nicer person than that, i'm also not gonna go easy on you either :o also i'm only gonna be playing for another half hour
>>123731560
gonna add ya in a bit
>>123731560
Anon I think you may want to play a game better-suited to you. Like abeta.Just kidding have fun and enjoy the world of being fresh.
>>123731379Can you give me easier opponents next time?
>shooting jap 52 gal under the ink
>he never pops up but I get splatted and he doesn't
Lag kills are one thing but wtf?
Is it me or are the servers terrible tonight?
ggs shabu lobby
>>123731560
ok i'm level 3 now
>>123731740
i had a few unstable connections today as well, lan adapter should arrive next week, hopefully it resolves most of them
>>123731716I'm surprised with how well they did, I didn't think they were that great. But I can't, bracket is completely randomized with no seeding and I intend to keep it that way. Next one might be double elim though.
>>123730616
what would sound like the better choice?
burgers on pizza?
or pizza on burgers?
thanks guys if u wanna join i'll stay in the lobby i'll accept the friend requests after i finish this turf war game, i got 1 kill
>>123731865
added, i wanna see the squibs play
GGs
thanks for a long lived lobby
that was fun
and sorry, I didnt notice some of your post...
>>123731901They beat us before, so I wasn't too optimistic going in
Also we fucking suck. Seriously it's hell. Please kill meDouble elim is pretty nice
Fun fact: SCL stopped being double elim because my old squad stalled for a ridiculously long time and tournament lasted forever
>>123731865
woohoo!
>>123731990
nice, i'll join you after that.
Why are inkmines so terrible? Or am I just terrible at using them?
>>123731270
I remover playing in turf wars lobbies with /ink/ when I was still a squib... Good times, man.
I'll add you.I would be surprised if you're still better than me tbqh
Just to two more pieces of gear and I'll have everything again
okay i'm level 4 now
What do I choose, /ink/? I love both.
>>123732326
allow a coin to decide your fate
>Tried out Sloshing Machine for the first time
I don't get it, how the fuck does this thing work? I know it's supposed to be like a Slosher + Blaster combo, but I can't think of any situation in which I wouldn't rather pick the regular Slosher.
It seems most comparable to the Rapid Blaster, but the blast radius on the thing is even worse, and it doesn't even have the fire rate to make up for it. What the fuck is the point of this thing?
>>123732230
They have uses but seem kinda shitty in most situations
Personally I like them to allahu akbar on TC or if ended up super jumping to a bad place
okay i'm gonna join a turf war game
>>123732326
Marie the best girl of course
>>123732387
Laundry, anon.
What, did you think it was a weapon?
>>123732383
Did that once, and I went Team Plane. So no, not doing that again.
>>123732326
If you can't choose the two categories choose the squid sisterMarie
>>123732230
i'm terrible at using them too... if you can, place them at chokepoints, areas that get a lot of enemy traffic, or around a corner if you're being chased and have the time to stop and put one down. on some maps, if i'm playing the new squiffer like a big boy charger, i'll put one down near my perch. if anything, it alerts me to enemy fire earlier when it goes off sooner than expected.
>>123732387
A rapid blaster that you don't really have to aim. That's how I use it!
>>123732230
Sorry to be frank, but you're bad with them if you think they're terrible. They do need a buff however, I think you should be able to place 3, or detonate them remotely by pressing R after setting one.
Do you know anything about the physics of the game? When a player swimming in ink goes up a ramp, they slow down a little bit at the top. You cananimation cancelor something like that to conserve your momentum so you don't slow down as much, but basically the best place to place them are slightly away from the top lip of a ramp. People will trip them as they slow down at the top, and they _should_ explode as they start to gain momentum again.
You can also play them over the ledge of a cliff or wall, a few steps back from the edge. Because of acceleration you have a good chance of getting kills with this, Flounder Heights is a good map for this.
And obviously on the tower for TC.
>>123732471
>>123732507
But I like Callie more.
>>123732326
All the kids will pick pizza. You do the math.
>>123732486
alternatively be a faggot, wait for the day of splatfest, and pick your team based on the thread
![Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HinlgyO.jpg "Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[1].jpg")
callie likes em' big and juicy
>>123732432
i'll be joining you.
oh, just a heads up: you might wanna remove your name from the name field and stay as anonymous. using a name here isn't really considered proper etiquette, and some people will be...not very pleasant to you about it.
>>123732535
Except the rapid blaster is still better at that than this thing, because you don't have the arc to account for, the blast radius is better, and the fire rate is quicker, so you're not punished as much for missing.
It seems like the only thing this thing is good for is lobbing bombs over cover, in which case I'd rather just have the regular Slosher.
>>123732631
Then pick burgers, duh
>>123732708
That reminds me of Marie's "cylinder of meat" comment for team hot dog.
>>123732708
I like Callie big and juicy
>>123732646
Kids just eat up both, anon. Lots of kids went Decepticon and we still managed to win that one.
Why are there so many people playing turf war? Did a new weapon release?
>>123732743
okay thanks
oh my god, this is amazing.
>>123733024
Not him but it's more of a precaution. Making a conscious effort to not become pro-namefagging or too much like the other nintendo generals, even though that's kind of difficult.
>>123733016
lots of new players
>>123732916
>>123733128
I mean people on my friends list. As in /ink/ people
>tfw unable to join any of them
>>123732916
jesus christ
>tfw my internet's been acting up
>I DC when I try to play with people from /ink/
What sad times.
>>123732919
The opposite happened, tons of kids on Autobots bogged them down.
>>123732565
You're pretty stupid scarth if you think pressing ZL at the top of a ramp makes any significant difference what so ever.
>>123732916
post the one that makes me want to shove my face into marie's butt
>>123732837
Forgot pic
>>123732326
burgers to be a true amerifat
>>123733384
nnid is omglauren18 if you wanna join, i'm playing turf war games, i'm level 4 so far and i won my first game!
>>123733384
>>123733629
Congrats, anon. Soon you'll be playing Ranked and it will be all down hill from there!
>>123733143
>>123733570
who cares
>>123733629
this is amazing, sorry if goin a little hard
i think i'm getting the hang of this
>>123733629
>>123733579
>>123733673
thank you
now if only she would sit on my face
>>123733673
>posting tiny
hi shoneth
>>123733024
tia here. sorry i only had time to play 2 games with you, but if you're gonna be playing for a while yet i'll join back in a bit. if you have any questions feel free to ask.
>>123733570
>>123733143
>those heads
Spoopy.
>>123733914
okay thanks
>>123733360
>tfw we will never again wear the Decepticons shirt and rekt Autobutts for Lord Megatron
That shade of purple was gorgeous too
>>123733570
kraken sucks as a goalie.
>>123734017
invisible wails were amazing
>>123734017
>tfw no system where each splatfest has a shirt with a randomised main ability and brand and you get to keep it if you picked a side and got king
>>123733570
Jesus fucking Christ... Is every move randomly generated?
>>123734001
oh, turns out the shows i wanted to watch aren't gonna be on tonight. i'll be back sooner than i thought, haha.
I want to raise children with Callie
>>123733760
tsk, come on now, anon...be nice to our squibs and /ink/ newcomers.
>>123734219You missed the Intruder though
okay i accepted everyones friend requests but i only have time for one more game
>>123734349
Is human sperm compatible with squid? Even if it was you'd get some fucked up hybrid babies.
>>123734542i missed the first one all those years ago as well... my mistakes have come full circle...
Last one for me Wolf lobby. C anchor out. GGS tho.
>>123732402
>No European Splatfest announced yet.
I want to play one already. I haven't done one before.
>>123734724
I wish EU and NA would happen at the same time
Imagine the Japs killing themselves because dead ranked
>>123734704
GG! Don't worry about it, you did fine and your inkstrikes were helpful.I also tend to apologize to squad a lot when I play
I don't know if we'll find a 4th before rotation, but 3/4Nobody X, Gary, or Wolfhound
NNID: W0lfhound
>>123734578
b-but
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>123734969
Thanks
laurenhere, that was fun, i'll probably play tomorrow
>>123734969
Maybe if a Squad opens up after I've finished some other stuff with a friend I'll finally immerse myself in /ink/.
Is it just me, or is is borderline impossible to counter gals with this new washer?
