Best dads edition
Previous thread: >>123609695
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own frisk.
You are not above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-/utg/ Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-/utg/ Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-/utg/ Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-/utg/ Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-/utg/ Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
First for I love you all, /utg/
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
DRAW BABY ASRIEL WITH HIS PARENTS, BEING BAD PARENTS
GASTERLEGS
Asgore is forsuffering!
We need moremettaton
NTH FOR
hipssriel a best
>>123626523
I love you too.
Good work, anon.
1st for Mettaton's scent
>>123626441
>tfw no fuzzy goat bf to keep you warm during the cold winters
;(
Xth for we need pie-stuffed Chara in our lives
Okay, this turkey captcha is getting annoying
The world needs more cute/sexy/adorable Undyne. I mean really now; she is by far best girl.
Have heartwarming stuff.Procrastinating never feels so good!
>you will never marry a skeleton
>>123626441
I concur heartily!
>>123626567
Where HAVE the robotfuckers been lately? You guys are quiet.
>>123626567
I've recently developed a robot fetish and I don't know what to do with myself
>>123626592
shouldn't that fat lizard be wearing clothes
>>123626606
My 4 fold quilt pod is enough.
NOW ANSWER ME
UNDEFEATED OF /UTG/
doggo
>>123626573
He is my best friend and my brother and I'm going to keep saying it until it's true.
Would you smooch a ghost /utg/?
>>123626213
yes :^(
tbqh the one pic I saw of someone who successfully made it made it look like a tartI also included it as a recipe I follow for a culinary arts project. I think I'm going to fuck it up because it was fubar in first place (?)
>>123626664
it's okay, monsters don't have genitals
>>123626634
I usually just lurk. Decided to start posting on nights like thesewhere I get drunk and play battlefield for 7 hours
Look at this excellent Muffet.
>>123626608
I'll finish that picnic fic eventually.
>>123626696
whats the question?
>>123626727
No but I would chill with one
>>123626634
We're actually wanted here?
>>123626661
Embrace it.
You have twenty seconds to justify why Catty isn't your waifu.
Post happy skeleton family where no one is depressed or scattered across time and space
the last game you played (other than undertale obviously) now has a genocide run.
how does that work
Requesting Mettaton, Doggo and Nicecream Guy
>>123626618
Undyne is already cute and adorable as is.
>>123626621Don't remind me. I care far more than I should for that unparalleled spaghettore.
>>123626754
I like these Earthbound-esque models that pop up now and then.
guys I need good cute gote art/stories/blogs/whatever
it's a bold and probably impossible task I know, but I'm determined anddesparate
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can see my hardmode... and my goatkid... even gaster. The children I've killed... the family I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make toby give back our true happy ending.
Best Dads?
http://pastebin.com/PNQzkGUc
Wrote a Family Pie Baking Fic
Also, if you missed my fic from last night:
http://pastebin.com/UffkAzy6
>>123626546
No.
Asgore is for happiness!
Though he is big enough to have eaten children, so who knows.
Jesus, imagine Toriel learning that shit.
FISH
>>123626749
Can never have enough robot.I usually get drunk and shitpost in these threads and then regret it the next morning.
>>123626780
I mean, you guys are one of the least annoying groups.
Thinking about Asriel makes me happy, but knowing that Asriel isn't real makes me more sad than that many times over.
>>123626817
>>123626818
>Splatoon
It already does. It's called Hero Mode.
>>123626851
I don't know about good but I wrote a tiny little story about Asriel's birthday and Chara trying to get something for him.
>>123626816
>fat girls aren't my fetish
>trashy girls aren't my fetish
>tumblrites aren't my fetish
>I don't prefer anthros to begin with
>>123626816
Because she's fat.
catty the fatty
How do I get over this fucking game? It emotionally destroyed me, and I don't feel like doing anything other than listening to the soundtrack and shitposting here.
>>123626816
she honestly was at first when I first saw the catty tags in e6, but when I learned more about the game I kind of moved on and dismissed her as the side character she is
Would you vote for him?
>>123626754
we need more clay models
>>123626865
Thank you doogle I need happy right about now.
>>123626608
What about pie stuffedAsriel?
>>123626816
she's in lesbians w/ Bratty
>>123626926
I said isn't, anon.
>>123626818
Victoria 2.
You need mods though to get a real final solution going though.
>>123626978
Anytime anon, I'm all about happy
>>123626916
I just want them to be happy, damn it
>>123626927Do a genocide run, that will make you feel disconnected from all of them.
>>123626727
heck yeah
ghost need love too
I really, really want a picture of Alphys and Undyne trying to have sex for the first time, but similar to the Lost City of Atlanta episode of Futurama where Undyne says she'll start laying a clutch of eggs.Yes, I'm aware that sharks do not reproduce this way.
>>123626817
>depressed
Which skeleton is depressed?
>>123626927
If you're a creative soul, create something related to the game. Vent your feelings into art/writing/music.
>>123626905
http://41.media.tumblr.com/cbbed9ace6d6251af73619d8c2cebd7f/tumblr_inline_ny0oh1rfs31tuw13z_1280.jpg
>>123626958
Only if he duels me first.
>>123626907
Have some lizard with that fish.
>>123626762
Take your time, I'm just drawing myself my degenerate shit in the meantime
Maybe try my hand at Sans again soon..
I really need a warm mom hug.
>>123626909>>123626909
There are worse things to be done drunktrust me
>>123627040
I know, anon.I know ;_;
>>123627056
Did you play the game?
>>123626909
Ah.
Gasterfags are pretty cool too.
>>123626865
nice, you finished it!
>>123624256
>>123626958I bearly pay attention to politics
but sure
>>123626816
I am incapable of loving something that ipgd had their filthy hands on.
>>123626960
>>123626816
>>123626668
Awesome, cute Christmas art is already starting to be made.
>>123627056
Sans.
>>123626865
very cute anonThough Asgore x Toriel fanfics where they get back together always make me feel a little bad because of how fake it feels
>>123626567
POST MOREGHOSTS
>>123627003
nah it's not impossible to assimilate every pop.
it just would take forever.
>>123627040
If we don't get to be happy, why should he?
Repost.
Hey again, Partner.
The West is nearly cleared. I might have it done within a couple updates, head back to Ebott with my new power, and then finish off the last of the people up north.
I know you want to show me my kill count. But honestly, I’m fine without it. I think I’m making enough progress. And hey, maybe Asriel finally got what he needed. He’s my friend again. He’ll be my friend again, soon enough. We’ll…
When the world is purified, it’ll just be me and him and you, Partner. And we’ll go up on high cliffs and eat lunch, we’ll have a picnic and watch the sun set, and there won’t be anyone telling us to go back inside, and the whole place will be ours. You can even get rid of the game you put us in, because it won’t be necessary any more. It’s been so long since I’ve seen technology, that I almost miss it.
I can feel it at the tips of my fingers. It’s almost here, Partner.
I can’t thank you enough.
Full:http://imgur.com/a/o1u6k
![tumblr_nwltndUVi91tky9bno1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AHbMBLu.jpg "tumblr_nwltndUVi91tky9bno1_1280[1].jpg")
>>123626546
>>123626905
>Asgore trying to calm his nerves by having a nice cup of tea after defeating and devouring some poor kid
>Bashfully over-apologizing when they start yelling at him for dousing them in tea on top of everything
FISH HUGS
PROTECT THE SKELETON
>>123627146
Yeah but I haven't done genocide yet, I'm going to guess it's Sans but that never really showed in the pacifist run.
>>123627123
Do both.
>>123626834
A beautiful bride and a loving mother
>>123625128
Some might call these puns aneyesore, but you really flatter me with your words... Aw man, I'm running out of puns here. I should'veseenthis coming.
>>123627217
Fuck offffine
>>123626817
>>123626816
im gay
>>123626851
Read that one by one fan fic, its pretty good and feel of happy feels
![tumblr_nyb4raRtyZ1umtvh9o2_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fNHhmr8.png "tumblr_nyb4raRtyZ1umtvh9o2_1280[1].png")
>>123626441
nth for soriel is the only canon pairing
>>123627346
Too fucking precious.
>>123627217
gonna get spoopy in this thread
>>123626861
I stopped caring about that stuff awhile ago and just accepted it will never be. I just come here because honestly it's super comfy even with all the shitposting, avatar fagging andJerry.
>>123626938
Your gif reminded me that Tubacroc is never coming out.
>>123627264
>implying he wouldn't make sure they're unconcious so they don't have to experience all that
not that it matters since SOULs stay concious so they'd have to go through all that anyways
why the fuck does everyone draw burgerpants as fat
>>123627242
You are a really selfish person, aren't you?
>>123626982
Ew no, give it all to his sister
>>123627284
Marry the skeleton!
>>123627373
>Alphys and Undyne is non-canon now
>>123627041
I'm too much of a pussy for that.
>>123627057
I'm not a particularly artistic person. I get discouraged seeing how good other people are at art, but everyone starts out being shit, so I try giving it a shot.
>>123627234
Ah but that's assimilation.
If we want to get an actual good old fashioned genocide, then you need mods.
>>123627421because he's got big buns
>>123627425
Maybe I am. Maybe I'm tired of just suffering alone and just letting them be happy because it's the "right" thing to do.
>>123627409
Same senpai, I like the comfy atmosphere that happens every once in a while
>>123627427
>sister
Get out of here with your shitty headcanons Tumblr.
>>123627421
Have you ever seen a 19-year-old fast food worker with no dreams
>>123627336
THREE FUCKING THREADS
WHEN WILL THIS TORTURE END
>>123626816
Because my waifu is Bratty. Catty can come, though.
>>123627452
He's a sorielfag, what else would you expect other than retardation?
>>123627421
>works in fast food all day
>probably doesn't get to bring his own lunch
>has to eat glamburgers every day
>probably forced to pay for the glamburgers despite working there
who /worship/ here
Why is Frisk using sign language such a common thing in fanart? It doesn't even make sense if you played the game.
>>123626861
I don't know how many times I've seen this post but it always makes me laugh.
>>123626606
I accidentally thought too much about how nice it would feel to bury your face in Asriel's fuzzy chest on a chilly morning and now I'm sad
no homo tho
>>123627570
sometimes I go through mcD's just so i can ogle the overweight girls working the register
having the fatlust is suffering
Reposting update for the later night crowd.
What I've added:
>"Fire Before Smoke" – (Doogle fic, Papyrus Plays Chess with a Friend)
>"Happy Thanksgiving /utg/" – (Doogle fic, Thanksgiving with all of the Bosses)
>"Can Birds Talk?" – (Doogle fic, Papyrus argues with a parrot who he thinks is a Parrot)
>"Through the Woods" – (Doogle fic, Two kids get lost in the woods)
>“The Toriel on the Hunt” – (Toriel, Asriel, Chara, Two kids document their mother at work.)
>“Untitled” – (Frisk, Alphys, character death, second person pov, Frisk gives Alphys some sushi.)
>“Comfy Time” – (Frisk, Asriel, second person pov, Frisk and Asriel cuddle and watch the snow fall)
>"Local Goat Bakes Pie, Tonight at 10" - (Doogle fic, Frisk and Asgore bake a pie together)
>>123626816
I lean more towards dudes, and she's nowhere near my type.
>>123627326
>>123627442
But would Sans even show up for the big day?
>>123627610
I want him to hold me and tell me that I'm going to be okay.
>>123627336
Maybe a toptic-change is in order.
There are a few Catty pics in this thread...Felineup to it?
>>123627487
most genocide mods don't allow you to genocide your own people, either.
I guess you could mobilize and just sit the soldiers in the sahara
>>123627373
no
>>123627326
Mom Papyrus get me every time. He's too cute.
>>123626778
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .
How was your day???
>>123627610
Reporting in
>>123627640
>Tumblr
>playing the game
There's your problem
>>123627373
>caring about an old hermit woman and a dickless skeleton instead of the perfect couple
nope
the amount of attention to even the tiny details is what captivates me in this game the most to be honest.
>>123626861
God dammit Toby, opening me up just to tear my heart out.
You better fucking finish hardmode, or I'llbe really sad and shitpost a lot
>>123626696
THE WINDS OF ASGORE!
BONES!
SUSHI!
METTATON!
>>123627669
Thank you for all your hard work anon.
>>123627049
I love Mettaton comics that show him pandering to fans. I want to believe that beneath that box of narcissism is a monster who cares about his audience on a personal level.
>>123627709
>>123627418
>that picture
No, Asriel.
It's those kids he ate who are shit. Well, soon enough anyway.
>>123627421
a lot of people tend to gain weight working in fast food. easy and cheap (or "free") access to fattening foods all day, being constantly fucking surrounded by it
>>123627373Anon, I'm a sorielfag too, but let's not do this right now, you're going to trigger them.
>>123627421
I dunno, I always imagine him skinny but skinnyfat would fit his personality the best.
>>123627640
>tumblr
>making sense
They want Frisk to be their special snowflake who is non-binary, deaf and other kinds of shit they're into right now and will lynch you if you have a different opinion.
>>123627264
>Asgore having to lock himself away after each fight so that nobody learns what he has to do to keep his kingdom hopeful
I bet he lied to Papyrus about it, which is why Papyrus thinks they're gonna just lock Frisk in a dungeon.
A dungeon of a sort, anyways.
>>123627706
>How was your day???
very chill I mostly listened to music, watched TV and helped a friend get the true pacifist ending earlier, he was moved to tears at the final and its now his GOTY
>>123627759
You actually have to do that to progressThere are various other details involving the umbrella, though, most of which involve backtracking
>>123627807
>Doogle posted something I made
>with a proper filename as well
Fuzzy feels all around
>>123627669
PBA I still want to___fuck___you for being every kind of poster I love.
>>123627640
It's stupid as hell, but I won't lie, I find it cute.
>>123627887
you don't have to get the umbrella, but he has different dialogue if you don't grab the umbrella at first, but then go back to get it.
>>123627857
I wish i could stop growing up.
>>123627601
Those things are mad expensive, if he had to pay I'd think he'd be anything but fat.
>>123627409
As much as I absolutely love this picture it bothers me that Flowery The Flower and asriel are both in it.
They're not the same, but.
but you can't have both. that's not how it works.
Good night you giant babies, be good.Booby
not enough ghost family
>>123627806
Mettaton a cute
If Undyne had killed one of the human kids and brought their soul to Asgore, would she have felt guilty over it?
>>123626441
You're not going to let her get away, are you?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/252179975194
>>123626834
>the closest you'll ever have to him is a shimeji
Feels bad man.
>>123628045
http://41.media.tumblr.com/d10c98b04762cbb1b23eb9af9b0cbcde/tumblr_nwnpbmjkDj1t1s866o1_1280.png
Forget Sans, YOU'RE the nigger here.
>>123628045
>>123627867
Yeah, it'd be really rough for people like Papyrus to be complicit in anything like that, unknowingly or otherwise.
Some poor kid being taken away to their inevitable and horrible death, asking him 'what's going to happen to me, Papyrus?' and him not being able to answer.
Sure, no-one would ever tell him, but he knows something is amiss in the neutral endings. He'd figure out something he'd let something horrible happen to his little human friend, even if he never found out what.
>inb4 "it's just a joke"
There are artists who mean this phrase in all seriousness. I can't tell anymore.
>>123627030
That was super cute Doogle, thank you.
Btw when are you doing another lewd with Asgore an Toriel?
>>123628071
I don't have any money and even if I could buy it my mom would see it. It hurts, but I have to let her get away.
>>123628045
bubby
>>123627897
Why the fuck would I ruin the quote? It's perfect
>>123628120
Probably never.
>>123627973
It only gets worse if you worry about, here have a tile wallpaper.
>>123628026
How guilty did she feel after trying to skewer you in 3 wacky chase scenes?
>>123626546
>>123627264
>>123627418
>>123627867
>>123627820
DO NOT BULLY THE GOAT DAD
>>123628071
>internal debate whether to buy my monthly antipsychotics or spend that on Toriel instead
well then papyrus, just make everything dark as fuck why don't you.
>>123628026
No. She only feels guilty because you befriend her. If you don't befriend her and she's alive in the end, she'll become Empress and declare war on the surface with more fervor than Asgore ever had.
>>123627802
You're very welcome, anon.
>>123627830
Can confirm. While he hasn't really gained weight, a friend of mine had a diabetes scare because of all the soda he drank working at McDonalds.
>>123627952
W-well thank you, but anonwe haven't even gone on a date yet.
>>123626816
She is tho
>>123628207
what's the worst that could happen
Post in-character art of Sans.
Hard mode: Find it on Tumblr.
>>123628115
after seeing the rest of this artist's work i'm convinced they aren't one to put their political beliefs in their artwork so bluntly.
it's just a joke, even if it's a joke only a space jam wizard would understand.
>>123628156
>>123628156
STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS COMIC I FUCKING HATE IT
Yes, I am fucking mad
>>123627982
Sleep tight, anonVERBODEN
>>123628231
To be fair, that only happens if you killed people.
>>123628260
Daytime hallucinations of insects that clearly are and are not at the same time
Also spiders that move in packsthat was one of the first hints I got about my brain going, spiders here don't move in packs
>>123628272
To be fair, we had die cis scum.
humbly requesting baby bones!
>>123628229
SPOILERS: YOU NEVER ACTUALLY GET TO VISIT THE CAPITAL
IT'S LIKE IN DARK SOULS WHERE YOU GET TO SEE ALL OF ANOR LONDO BUT CAN'T ENTER ANYTHING BUT THE PALACE AND CATHEDRAL
I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THIS
>>123628156
>>123628287
I truly want to believe that there's still hope left for most Sansfags.
>>123628310
This Sans will gladly kill you!
He's a remorseless killer, see?
>>123628207
Save up, the real plushie will be out soon(tm) and will probably be much cheaper.
Get your medz
>>123627683
You've got to bekittenme... that soundspurrfect!
>>123627573
Aw, don't be such ascaredy-catabout puns!
>>123628185
But the lewd was so good, either way happy with what you been doing, really good stuff.
Hard mode's real ending. Saving Asriel from himself.
All of you guys beat Genocide run yet? Did it yesterday and it took me 2~ hours to beat that last boss. .
>>123628076
>the shimeji keeps sitting down and staring at me with hearts floating around my headI haven't drawn self-insert art since I was a teenager, this game has ruined me
Which character has thelewdestposters?
>>123628026
Initially, no. Undyne would hand it off, beaming.
Asgore's solemn expression might make her nervous. He'd probably just thank her.
If Asgore broke for a moment and told her that it's not a good time to be smiling, that someone important had died today, she might rethink her actions.
But he probably wouldn't say that, so she'd go 99% guilt-free. The look in his eyes would plant a seed of doubt, though.
>>123626441
I am triggered by nigger Sans.
>>123627683
>>123628448
Hey it's the pun anons again
>>123628473
I just don't like to sexualize the main characters. I mainly did the lewd because a lot of people were requesting it in general, and the other writefags weren't do it. It was fun, sure, but...
Thanks for the kind words anyway c:
>>123628412
>>123627735
Is Sans supposed to be humanized but wearing a mask or representation for people with missing faces or some shit?
>>123628502
>2~ hours
You should get into sports or something,I've been on him for at least 8 hours
is burger a cat or what
>>123628412
I think I can help you out there.
>>123628324
I think she still blames you for Asgore if you weren't friends, even if you have no kills.
someone stop the pun train, I want to get off
>>123628536
I would say Alphysfags or Sansfags, but Gasterfags have opened up a whole new can of worms.
>>123628156
http://41.media.tumblr.com/9fb09b41db2cdea67260af4be76e6198/tumblr_inline_nxvhsnDwSh1sgzj3q_1280.png
niggy
>>123628536
Torielfags and Asrielfags.
>>123628601
Did you save the pie. It's a godsend for his final phase.
>>123628396
>spiders here don't move in packs
that doesn't happen anywhere
right?
>>123628585
I still feel like Papyrus is the older brother.
>>123628412
These tiny dumplings come in two flavours: happy and sleepy
>>123626441
Chara is cute.
CUTE!
>>123628602
burger is what happens when toby actually draws the character
he's a mess is what he is
>>123628593I think that's supposed to be a reference to Zacharie from OFF.
>>123627168
who's ipgd
POST ASRIEL WITH THICK THIGHS
where my shitty undertale ocs at
>>123628412
>>123627570
I have this headcanon that Burgerpants is Mettaton's competent second in command. He managed to make Sequins and glitter glue edible you know.
>>123628696
Burgerpants has my favorite faces from the game
>>123628672
Opiliones (daddy long legs) travel in large groups in the winter time in order to regulate body heat, but technically they are not spiders.
>>123628692
Those female Frisk and Charas are really cute.
>>123628672
Well there are those communal spiders that build those huge ass webs.
But yeah I don't think any spiders move in packs of three and move in near perfect sync.They also shouldn't be able to tell when you're looking at them. They usually waited a few seconds when I stared at them and then scampered off.
>>123628759
Oh anon
Anon anon anon anon
>>123628685
Me too anon.
>>123628696
If burger barely moved expressions like the other shopkeeps he'd lose all his character.
>>123628585
>>123628607
>>123628778
thank you kind anons! I'll share what little I have as well
>>123628786
he's a beautiful mess, like student theater with last minute replacements
>>123628692
>>123628798
I think I heard CUTE
post high quality fan art
>>123628203
BULLY THE GOATDAD
NEW CANON IS THAT GOATDAD REGRETFULLY HAD TO DEVOUR CHILDREN
WELCOME TO THE AGE OF SUFFERING GOATDAD
>>123628836
PLEASE
>>123628692
Chara is a terrible disturbed child and died from rectal bleeding!
RECTAL BLEEDING!
>>123628648And it's wonderful.
Kid's like you should...
Be burning in He'll.
>>123628897
>New Canon
Oh boy, oh boy.
>>123628785We've discussed this before. It's nice to hear from you again.
I agree.
>>123628696
A glorious mess.
>>123628794
Oh, they do? I only ever see like, two at a time. That's...honestly kind of terrifying.
>>123628848
You're welcome, friend. I'd post more, but I've seen a lot of them posted before and I'm not in the business of posting stuff that's already been posted a lot.much, that is.
https://40.media.tumblr.com/4b25f8203bcfbc81195a827a31fb1559/tumblr_nyidtwY0LE1sbu6t0o1_540.png
Bun buns
>>123628897
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTH-L-HVAAEgcic.png:orig
The only person that needs to be bullied, is you
>>123628772
K; theres a part two, so hang on.
>>123628794
Those things are pretty sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hvQoTM8sQc
>>123628897
I know this is just like 2 Vorefags trying to push there shit fetish but fuck you friends, wont see goat dad go the way of the san faggots.
>>123628894
>that pose
Is MTT possessing Frisk?
>>123628894
I can't help but see those teardrops in goatshota's eyes as his actual eyes.I can't stop laughing
