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>waifus inquick-release armor
>pure gynoids preparing wholesome breakfasts
>Friday Fics
>quarian decoys and disguises
Previous thread: >>123154252
First for dat ass
>>>/gif/7723819
Well, meg, do you?
>>123552457
No idea, sorry.
>>123552778
He shouldn't have bothered with the terrible, harsh audio.
>>123552778
Too fat
http://orig10.deviantart.net/db0c/f/2015/331/b/b/someone_said_you_had_a_bad_day____by_elmjuniper-d9i3tww.jpg
Given the choice between Miri's thick cock and Jack's nasty bunghole which would you rather kiss?
>>123559390
miri all the way. no-homo thought
>>123559390Both.
http://artofliquid.tumblr.com/image/110452117707
Deader than usual, is it thanks to /bwg/ or is it something else?
>>123559390
Jack > Miranda
So, I would have to go with Jack's pretty butt.
>>123560348
He said Miri OR Jack, you freaking pervert.
>>123561501
But that's boring. How about Jack's recently fucked ass right after Miranda nuts her liters of thick sticky semen inside then?
daily reminder to filter all mentions of /dag/ and /bwg/
http://img.rule34.xxx//images/1736/e091b890bfa53fd4cd3ee456edb07466c898b7ff.jpg
femtur butthole
How do I holster my gun in ME3?
>>123562743
You don't.
hi /meg/
>>123520658
most of the western world doesn't even celebrate this holiday.
>>123523480
>Unlike its predecessors, the Krehlokk does not use solid metal ammo blocks conventionally used by mass accelerators. Instead the weapon is fed by a 20 round magazine of caseless pointed steel projectiles designed to pierce light armor and 'bloom' inside flesh.
dropped
>>123530290
>mouyes.gif
fellow /sp/artan
>>123538179
it probably never will.
>>123542528
there are keeper stations without a keeper, that doesn't mean the keeper is missing.
If you can't find them (which is likely), check:
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Citadel:_Scan_the_Keepers
>>123542667
>>123543252
that room looks comfy as fuck.
>>123551882
>>123552048
no one likes you.
>>123560348
why is this so funny?
>>123562818
Sup, WG. How's it hanging?
>>123562296
>femtur butthole
>>123562976
everything was fine until femtur butthole
Those assholes at /dag/ are trying to steal our remaining population by changing moniker to /bwg/. How do we stop them? Should I go jihad on them and imagespam or something? We were actually pretty active before /bwg/ went up again.
ded
>>123563569
don't stop them. the ones coming to /vg/ only for mass effect will realize soon enough anyway. besides if they want to talk about mass effect, don't you think they search for "mass effect" first and not for "bioware"?
>>123563919
it's only a flesh wound
>no sexy artificial limbs in Mass Effect
fug
>>123567325
>>123562818
>123551882
>123552048
>you
>>123567464
what is this?
>>123562818
No one wants to share turkey with a grumpy old kraut like you anyway
>>123567325
>tfw waifu gives you a handjob in bed.
>tfw you feel warmth and wetness come from her palm.
>She smiles and releases your manhood, you look down at her palm and see its skin swelling, shifting to a dark reddish tan colour as it grows plump. Two bumps appear, they stretch and part revealing a slit not unlike the one between her ample thighs.
>Lubricant drools down her wrist as she presents her new hole to you.
>Then she pushes the head of your penis against her palm, steadying it with her other hand, there's a brief moment of resistance before her artificial labia part to welcome you into her slick cavity.
>She doesn't have to move her arm much, somehow the flesh inside is doing most of the work. Like it knows exactly when to cling and when to release and slide over your sensitive tip.
>She's smiling, does she get pleasure from this? She's certainly enjoying the expression you make.>tfw your parents shook hands with her earlier.
>>123570352
Speak for yourself. I think WG would be pleasant company, I don't see why he wouldn't.
>>123569582
Fuck off russkie.
>>123570352
Agree.
>>123570527
>I think WG would be pleasant company
Yeah, go suck his dick then.
>>123570527
hes very grumpy desu, maybe he'd be more friendly after getting ahug
>>123570352
>>123570920
I'm fine, thanks.also preparing coq-au-vin for sunday now
>>123570796
why don't you go cuddle with a quarian? oh wait, they aren't real.
>>123571458
notmt-au-vin?
>>123571458
>implying she need to be real for a hug
Step up normie, it's 2015.
>>123571687coq-au-mtj
>>123572064
yes please
done with preparations, now it needs to sit/marinade till sunday.
>>123571458
>>123572064
toofruitily
>>123572609
fermented mtj?
>>123573671
maybe something with it for next sunday, will have to check some recipes.
>>123573671
Where do you get the raw product?
>>123573971
you can buy fermented mtj but it's even more expensive than the raw product. usually farmer's markets have a good supply
witcher 3 half off on steam and I think GOG
>>123574382
they also have the old DnD Goldbox stuff and classic DnD stuff (Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale, Temple of Elemental Evil, Neverwinter Nights) on sale.
>>123569632
Nowhere, just something someone did on Deviant Art.
>>123570527
Not that kind of sexy.
Should I romance Liara or Kaiden on my femshep?
>>123575731I'm sorry.
>>123576184
>femshep
>>123576184
kaidan
>>123576184
>KaidEn
>>123576184
>kaiden
are people intentionally writing it wrong?
>>123576271
>>123576376
>>123576542
>>123576580
MEMES
>>123576184
Liara is the correct answer
>>123576824
you said you were leaving victoria
>>123576184
Garrus.
>>123576184
jacob
>>123577937
Talicancers deploy and never come back!captcha fucks around again
>>123576896
>implying that's me
>>123577937
damn, some lovely stuff there.
>>123562296
>>123578483
O U T
U
T
a waifu fucking up the count?
>>123579328
Is this one of them rap songs I've heard about?
>>123567325
>>123567464
Detatchable artificial limbs?
>>123579576
a television show actually
Does you're waifu have backboob?
>>>/v/318054549
>>123579681
Sure, I guess? The prosthetics would be very smooth and look very 'life-like', they'd look like muscles, so I don't really know how they'd get tangled in the sheets.
>>123578483
Yes that's you
> REPORTING FOR DUTY
>>123582802
Go to a hospital instead, and get that back fixed.
>>123577937
Noice.
>>123578473
I can't leave my friends from MEG.
>>123582802
Reporting what?
>>123583161
medigel isn't strong enough ?
>>123583851
Medigel wouldn't fix a broken back. It might speed up healing slightly, but it's mainly used as a way to seal a wound and keep it from getting infected, until you get the person to a medic or EMT personnel.
The back would still be fucked.
>>123584095
well shit2bh I have back problems irl
>>123562296
>>123562296
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't birds' vaginas and anuses one hole?
>walk into a pub near where I live
>this song starts playing as soon as my foot is through the door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc
I'm getting paranoid here.
>>123559390
Miri doesn't have a thick cock, so I would be hover kissing then. Jack's nasty bunghole? Wouldn't call it nasty. Would do more than just kiss it. I'd eat fava beans out the crack of her ass if she asked me to.
>>123560938
Beautiful. If only we could get a creampie as well. I'd love to see an Azasuke Wind set of ME characters.
>>123567464
Nice legs.
>>123570527
>that spoiler
Why do I feel so repulsed, all of a sudden?
>>123574382
>witcher 3 half off on steam and I think GOG
And I just got my new debit card. I wonder if I should take it for a stretch ...
>>123578483
Are things looking up for xir?
>>123582802
top edit
>>123583324
>Noice.
no it isn't!
>I can't leave my friends from MEG.
don't be silly, you have no friends here.
>Reporting what?
stop being so fucking dumb. also stop posting the same few shitty tali pics in every single thread over and over again.
>>123584723
beyond gross
>>123584939
normally yes, but who knows with those weird aliens?
>>123586265
I love that song.
even bought the single back then but lost it I think.
I regret picking soldier, femshep don't look so qt in heavy armors
Are the biotic classes more fun to play in 2/3? What about tech? They didn't seem very appealing to me in 1
>>123587008
>femshep
>>123586265
>I'd love to see an Azasuke Wind set of ME characters.
Doesn't he always do rape stuff, though? Everything of his I've seen has been rape.
>>123587008
vanguard is a lot of fun in 2/3
>>123587142
so?
>>123587142
I don't know how you got that from his CG sets. There's rarely any story involved. And besides, since when is rape a bad thing?
>>123587008
Sentinel and Infiltrator best classes by gar
>>123588736
The ones I've seen have been short series.
>>123589171
boring as fuck though
She looks horrible.
>visible thong straps
sl*t
>105 second post timer for pictures
Oh, fuck off.
>>123593058
Goddamnit.
>>123574382
I ended up buying the PoE expansion. I hate myself, sometimes ...
explain this wg
>>123593708
Bavaria, they're our rednecks. Every German state supplies its police force with their own uniforms, Bavaria decided this would be the shit. You know, the guys who think Lederhosen are cool...[/spoiler]
Femshep's voice is so god damn nice
>>123595818
>>123595818
Hell no.
>>123596127
>>123596175
Well I haven't gotten past ME1 yet so maybe it gets worse in the other games but so far it's super qt, I really like it
>>123596620
Even in that game, she whispers too damn much.
I get it, Hale, you're trying to sound tough, stop it.
>>123597056
when you talk to jacob privately on the normandy for the first time it really made me gag. her voice suddenly turns into something some people would consider an alluring voice but in reality it's just vomit inducing.
a few weeks back we moved fast without close page 10 calls, was it all just a dream?
>>123586265
>Jack's nasty bunghole? Wouldn't call it nasty. Would do more than just kiss it. I'd eat fava beans out the crack of her ass if she asked me to.
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>>123586942
>top edit
I'm not very sure WG, but I think I downloaded this pic from your post long time ago
>>123593708
German cops confirmed for Death Star troopers.
>>123593708
their helmets look like rebel scum helmets from episode 4 first few minutes
Is it okay to mix paragon and renegade points? Right now I'm about 50/50, with a bit more renegade points.
>>123604574
I'm not sure how much the last paragon/renegade choice in ME1 requires, but in the second game you need 80% in either of them to choose it.
>>123601706
I really can't remember ever making it.
>>123602213
Yeah and that's why everyone makes fun of it. Most people compared it to Lord Dark Helmet from Spaceballs though.
>>123604574
This will fuck you over in the later games because you didn't accumulate enough of one or the other. It's an either/or thing, if you went the middle way, you have a problem in many situations.
The thread is gone, but someone made Commander Shepard in Fallout 4.
>>123608480
doesn't really look like him to me.
>>123608480
not seeing the resemblance
Replaying Mass Effect. I really wish they had not dropped squadmate wearing armored suits. It looks silly to have Shepard all decked out and everyone else is going around in skin tight outfits.
Does Liara get better in the next games? So far she seems kinda boring. Just blah blah blah science shit w-whoops haha i'm so clumsy sorry sh-shepard, aren't I cute and shy?
>>123611123
She does like a 180 in the following games. In ME1 she is a spaghetti dropping nerd. In ME2/3 she morphs into a borderline sadistic information/intelligence savant hell bent on destroying her enemy.
>>123611282
That's nice to hear.
>borderline sadistic
Even better than I could have hoped for. Thanks!
OH GOD WHY
>>123615158
I was about to bump, I really was, but then 16 black metal band members came in and asked for their keys (there's some festival in Oberhausen right now and one of the managers checked a few bands in here)
Trip on.
>>123617150
this art looks so fucking bad, if I was the artist I'd be ashamed of myself to deliver that shit, even if I had to keep a tight deadline.
>>123617162
Seems legit
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10884291/1/Mass-effect-the-restarting
hanar cloaca?
http://orig01.deviantart.net/9407/f/2015/331/d/2/d2c751e8b636c761efc428b7b5301942-d9i6eln.png
Rumors were spreading through out the Terminus Systems of a deed committed by unknown force. It was unbelievable that a group would risk such a act with repercussions that would follow. Only, said repercussions never came. People began fearing the deed was done by Council or Alliance forces or at very least backed ones. Yet both sides immediately cleared themselves of suspicion with evidence.
With no one taking responsibility, people feared on all sides a new faction had risen yet kept to the shadows. As known crime forces looked into this matter, the Council also ordered what Spectres available to investigate.
One said Spectre had long began her search of this group. As she received a taunting yet demanding message from them. Even though it was clearly a trap, she still had to go. A friend was in trouble....
liara?
>>123637325
Nyxeris.
>>123638451
>purple asari
ew no thanks
>>123611282
>>123638451
>the turbonerd college student politely summons her secretary into her office tomurder her in cold blood
>>123629298
i demand an answer
>>123642053
The wikia is inconclusive, there need to be hanar brought to Andromeda so we can have our answer.
>>123642612
assuming they do exist, what would you do with one
In ME1 do your companions get specialist classes like the protag? Or any kind of bonus skills added later on? Don't want to waste any points.
>>123643225
They are special classes to begin with
a waifu being a meaningless and absurd concept?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyrawwOwdH4
>>123643456
once you accept that then you can leave this hellhole
>>123643456
No.
a waifu finding you blacked out drunk?
>>123648625
>being drunk
scum
>>123648625
Where was she?
>>123649231
perhaps you had an argument or something
>>123649204
>huns calling people scum
>>123648625
better than the reverse
>>123649204
aww, did mummy told you alcohol is a no-no because your dad beat her every evening?
>>123649274
Very perceptive of you, Nigel.
>>123649435
I've stopped drinking 6 years ago after being drunk 4-5 times a week.
>>123609757
Gotta have that sex appeal for the CoD audience, anon!
>>123640510
I get hair stuck in the strap on my watch, now imagine his hair while wearing that armour.
>>123648625
I don't usually get that drunk. What caused me to heave alcohol down my throat to that extent?
>>123651865
yes, high heels in combat, very comfortable
>>123653338
mass effect fields
>>123653338
and so practical!
New Cosanon pic
>>123657635
not so new
>>123657803
see it already on dag did you?
>>123657925
>not stalking hertumblr
how do you know so much about what gets posted on /dag/ huh?
>>123657635
are they having a romantic dinner together?
Ded
>>123659247
good
dag fuck off.
>Tali has long hair in that suit
No.
>>123657635
I usually love her art, but female Shepard's face looks terrible. I understand that it was made quickly, but still.
>>123658050
>following someone on a website that promotes and wants you to follow people, where the people there want you to follow them, is stalking
Sure.
You homos should head to /bwg/, it's a superior general.
>>123554474
We have cute femanons, free beer and cookies. Pls abandon this dump.
>>123660051
mcfucking kill yourself
>>123660051
Are you that stupid that you think there's any chance of this?
>>123653338
And very sexy.
>>123659481
>Tali has long hair in that suit
Why did they even show her face?
>>123660128
>>123660317
Rude.
We have no rude uncivilised posters without manners over at /bwg/ so if you're tired of hanging out with uncouth losers such as these guys please come by. <3 I promise we won't bite.Much.
>>123660826
get the fuck out
>>123660914
Only if you guys come with me. It's alright if you're scared, I'll give you a hug before we leave if it makes you feel any better but change is inevitable. You can't stay here forever, sweetiepie.
>>123661040
>Only if you guys come with me.
>You can't stay here forever
you're literally fucking delusional, holy shit.
>>123660752
>And very sexy.
Not as sexy as that varren.
>>123661151
>you're literally fucking delusional, holy shit.
Don't be such a meanie, anon. I promise it will be lots of fun, I'll even let you have some of my snacks.
>>123661151
>Implying you can stay in a dead general
Now who's delusional here?
>>123661941
nigger, i would rather manually bump /meg/ every single time we reach page 10 than merge us with you faggots. Go choke on your own shit and die.
>>123661941
>implying we can't.
>>123663356
>Dem vorchas
>Dem BT legs
All alien sluts belongs to Sheploo.
>>123662209
Stop being such a bigoted homophobe and go to /bwg/already. Stop clinging to the past. /meg/ is over, finished, finito.
>>123664739
no thanks fampai. We good here. Go preach somewhere else
>>123661151
Don't let our cancer trigger you, /meg/. Ignore this shit and it'll go away.
>>123660826
>We have no rude uncivilised posters without manners over at /bwg/
so why bother going there?
ded
posting pics to resurrect
so ded
>thermal clip magazines
Genius!
>>123672701
they even look like bullets
>>123673046
I think those are lights on the side of the magazine casing, not actual thermal clips.
>>123673141
but they still appear to look like bullets.
why is renegade infil femshep so good?
>>123674195
>femshep
>good
>>123670513
Because we're a delightful bunch and we're all cute, pretty and clever. It's just that we don't feel whole without you guys, so pretty please come over and keep us company.
>>123660826
>We have no rude uncivilised posters
I'd rather have a rude than a mentally ill(homosexual,transsexual or whatever is their mainstream name) poster
>>123674774
No, fuck off.
>>123675360
Why are you being so mean to me?
>falling for this b8 so easily
step it up meg
>>123675498
You're from /bwg/, nothing personal.
>>123674774
Never. It's time for you to leave.
>>123675782
But we're much better than /dag/, I promise. We don't even hate Tali for no reason like /meg/ does.
>>123676419
Talicancers deploy.
>>123676419
Another reason to stay out of there, then!
>>123676997
>>123677183
What would it take for you guys to visit /bwg/? Do I have to show tits or something?
>>123679283
Do it. Belfie too.
>>123679394
What's a belfie?
>>123679283
Stop.
>>123679394
On a second thought I better not, I'll probably just get banned which is exactly what you guys want and you probably wouldn't switch to the superior general anyway. ;_;
>>123679462
Selfie of your butt.
>>123679571
Don't worry, janitors loves tits. Post it.
>>123679571
>I'll probably just get banned which is exactly what you guys want
Saw through the elaborate ruse, damn!
>>123679571
>all of that to choose from
>they went with the leather belt
>>123679984
I like the blue haired one the most. Would have made an excellent waifu.
>>123679571
Bah, post tits on other site and then link. Simple, no?
>>123679571
>>123679984
>>123680260
almost every single outfit is better than what we got, I don't really like any of those hairstyles though, would have prefered most of pic related
>>123682127
That's nice butt.
>>123682382
All of those are ugly, I don't want Jack to look like a tumblr dyke.
>>123682528
So are you going to visit /bwg/ now or not?
>>123682551
I disagree but I respect your right to be wrong.
>>123682551
She already does.
>>123682780
you sound desperate
>>123684184
;_;
>>123684462
Why is it so important that we go to /bwg/?
>>123684782
Because otherwise chances are that the next one will be another /dag/ and I can't /dag/ generals. Plus I like you guys a lot.
>>123676419
MEG will miss me, sorry.
>>123684462
Wow, he's a big guy.
>>123682382
Best Jack coming through.
>>123685943
>MEG will miss me, sorry.
if you are the talicancer shitposter then not one bit
>/dag/ 2 still trying to get /meg/ to come to their gen
Every time you ask the answer is the same, just give up, at this point it's only going to be less likely as we get news about Andromeda and this franchise comes back to life, kinda.
>>123660752
What's that space dog going to do to Tali?
>>123688160
devour her whole
>>123687259
So you think losing people is fine?
>>123688160
He's just relaxing, don't you see?
>>123688669
The only thing I see is lust in his eyes
requesting miranda/liara taking off their disguises
Choose your butt
>5
>>123694618
1, while she's worshipping 2.
>>123695705
Wouldn't she technically be wor-shepping?
>>123696016
Ashley would be worshipping EDI's ass, so no.
>>123694618
1 > 4 > 5 > 2 > 6 > 7 > 3
>>123688669
>So you think losing people is fine?
>talicancers
>people
>>123696016
Carlos!
>No, my waifu isn't Liara
>>123679571
01 or 06 outfit
04 or 09 hair
>>123701804
>09 hair
>09
>>123703942
If you count, you'll see that there are 10 versions in the image.
>>123688079
It's just some jokester posting whatever he knows will enrage /meg/ the most
With the save editor in ME2 can I change from renegade to paragon? I kinda want to change to paragon now but I'm only in the first game
>>123704628
sorry I only see 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 05, 06 and 07.
