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I want to milk Marie's maries!
>>123493916
who doesn't?
I want to kill tia!
>>123493916
marie a shit
>>123494042
who doesn't?
A Pro gun for a pro cute squidboy.
>>123494042
>metashit
Get a load of this guy
Don't forget that if Marie was real this is what you would get. She's always lusting for candy and junk food and uses the least active weapon type in the game.
>>123494395
>camping with a charger
hows b rank treating you
>>123494395
qt af
>next rotation
JUST
>>123494510
>filename
where's the lie? we're gonna have to do some private lobbies, lads.
I haven't played in a while, why does every jap player seem to seabag repeatedly while moving?
>>123494395
can't make you fat if you puke it up first
>>123494569
jap dashing
>>123494042
Tia's a bit autistic but she's nice.
>>123494042
who?
>>123494684
My only issue with her is that she ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL responds to bait.
>>123494757
doesn't?
And after a while
You can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the knife in
>>123494510
SOON
>>123494395
I wish the only thing chargers do is just in the same spot to make my easier.
>>123494989
What's with this autistic post?
Are there are Christmasy Splatoon drawings?
Socializing with family instead of playing Splatoon. Any news on Splatfests squidanons or are we sharing a delayed time with EU?
>>123495617
>autistic
wut
>>123496172
>>123494510
I am getting so fucking tired of Mall.
>>123494042
Can someone explain all the memes to me?
>>123496782
Some of it is namefags that squad together.
Some of it is common names like "dad."
Some of it is thread-centric stuff.
Some of it is waifu wars.
Some of it is people insisting that gyro is superior.
>>123496782
What does woomy mean?
>>123497002
but gyro is superior
>>123497002
speaking of waifu wars, where the fuck is the splatfest announcement? I need Callie to remind me of her superiority, i've been straying too far into Mariefag territory as of late
>>123497002
Who are the namefags and why do we hate them?
>>123497141
combined na+eu vs jp
get ready to lose
>>123497141
there's no going back anon.
i'm sorry to lose you, but there's no way a splatfest is going to change the opinion that is shifting in your heart.
>>123497150
Me.
>>123496589
Thanks man.
Can someone post the pictuew of marie with a cock someone posted on the past thread?
>>123497652
kill yourself my man
>>123497652
>can someone shitpost and get banned for my amusement
No faggot.
BUM
FUCK
NOTICE ME
>>123497904
kill yourself my man
>>123497904
>nazi
>>123497652
I hate futafags
>>123497904
read that as bum fuck me desu
>>123497150
You and we hate you cause you're a faggot.
>>123498123
S A V A G E
>>123498123
>wasting a perfectly good proxy on futashit
Tried making a guide for one of my most used weapons, I'm don't really make guides so it's not very good, but hopefully it can help someone trying to get into the weapon or some beginners that we'll be getting soon.
>>123498724
>beginners that we'll be getting soon.
how come you make that assumption, mister?
>>123498892
>black friday bundle
>christmas soon
he must be psychic senpai
>>123498892
>black friday + christmas
Should I buy this game? Is it fun?
>>123499423
Yeah.
>>123499423
it will ruin your life
>>123499423
Its a drug
>>123499423
It's fun but once you're hooked you realise that fun sometimes costs your sanity and your vision acquiring a reddish tinge when you play
Post pet hates you have.
>players with an entire set of on brand rolls, but they don't make sense on the gear they're using e.g ink saver sub on a sprinkler weapon
>>123499797
Thats called bleeding, you should see a doctor.
i wanna sniff a woomys panties
>>123499931
Players spawncamping when the entire enemy team is alive and not at spawn
>>123499950
I'm just looking through the rage
GUYS IF THE TOWER IS MOVING TOWARDS YOUR BASE THEN THAT MEANS THAT THERE'S AN ENEMY ON IT AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THEM OFF OF IT OTHERWISE THEY'LL WIN THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS FUCKING GAME JUST SHOOT AT THE FUCKING THING TO MAKE IT STOP HOW HARD CAN IT BE FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M KNEE DEEP IN THE ENEMY BASE KILLING EVERYONE YET THAT ONE IDIOT THAT SNUCK ON THE FUCKING THING JUST KEEPS ON PUSHING IT AND PUSHING IT AND OH GOD NOW I HAVE TO RUN BACK OVER HALF THE MAP TO SHOOT AT THAT ONE ASSHOLE BECAUSE APPARENTLY NONE OF YOU SEEM TO BE CAPABLE OF KILLING EVEN ONE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCK UUUUAAARGHBUAARGHLBUAA
>>123499931
> Wanting to use splattings
> Knowing that splattings do shit on most maps on Ranked modes
>>123500234
YEAH!
>>123500102
I want to sniff a woomy's sweaty spats.
>>123500234
it's just a video game
>>123500102
i would only smell callie's panties
>>123500341
That's some shit anatomy
>>123500234
>Tfw I've actually gone off on this rant to people
>>123500234
> This squigga
>>123500276
That's downright bullshit when Mini(not-a-Tentatek) and Heavy Deco exist.
So tell me /ink/, how fresh is my squid?Also is my ability load-out any good?
>>123501118
5/10
mini splatling needs run speed
>>123501118
Try to find better shoes that have run speed. They don't go too well with that shirt
>>123501118
Where's the Run Speed Up?
>>123501118
R U N S P E E D
U
N
S
P
E
E
D
>>123501118
That 1 defense up won't be getting you anywhere
>>123501118
1 defense up isnt all that useful
>>123500552
I dont know, maybe yhey just dont fit my playstyle now, at the beginning of the gane i used it a lot, took me 2 days on Ranked to get from -c to - b and couldnt get out from 30-50 with it, until i swapped guns
>>123501118
No to both
You want runspeed, ink resistance, maybe a few def up, maybe 1 ink recovery up, maybe a special saver on that weapon.
>>123501637
>how fresh is my squid?
>no
>>123501201
>>123501239
>>123501240
>>123501252
>>123501279
>>123501361
>>123501637
How much Run Speed should I get? Is 1 main enough or should I get more than that? Should I keep the Ink Resistance and Ink Recovery and lose the other abilities?
>>123503104
this is what i would use
>>123503104
1 main is enough on any Splatling for general use.
More than 1 main and some subs and you won't really notice the effects as much as having another ability.
>>123503104
Ink Resistance, 3 Run Speeds, 2 Special Savers.
That's my loadout, and probably the best one overall. The Special Savers help you get Inkzooka reliably, which is much more useful than Defense or a bit of Ink Recovery.
>>123503592
I disagree. Stacked Run Speeds on the Mini make it much easier to circle-strafe opponents in close quarters. You move so fast that their aim can't turn fast enough to keep up with you.
>>123503931
Seconding this
i wanna touch callies booty
I really want that other mini splatling loadout its fucking nasty, whereas the current one isnt great
>>123504228
Who doesn't
>>123504246
It's disruptor bubbler, right?
I think there's a slight issue in that you sort of need Bomb Range on disruptors to get the most out of them. The general feeling I get from them is that if you're close enough to disrupt a guy, you can just shoot him instead.
i want to cuddle with callie under the blankets on a cold winter's night, tightly wrapped in each other's arms
>>123504246
Current Mini Splatling is good for general purpose and knocking out chargers when needed.
Zink Mini is going to be a terror within range, Bubbler to ensures survival and Disruptor messes with out-of-range targets.
>>123504480
Bomb Range+ Disruptor is nice for bothering longer-ranged enemies, it flies out to around 3 bars
>>123497150
Anon is the most hated one here
>>123497150
Because we've seen the Mariokart general.
>>123504480
>>123504909
The Zink is going to be fucking insane. Disruptor forces opponents to engage you (rather than fleeing), and removes their movement options.
And you have max run speed and fire rate, plus a goddamn Bubbler. It's going to be a nightmare.I can't wait.
Sorry, if you're here, I found my view of that webm you posted yesterday.
SQUAD TIME
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
Join! Make money! Bully squids! Have fun!
>>123505908
Damn son, you gotta have like 9 out of 8 grandparents fully spanish-speaking to have a connection like that..
>used to be A-
>fell from grace so damn hard in the past few weeks
>rank down all the way to B-
>start Splatoon today
>gee, I sure can't wait to fall to fucking C+
>win like a motherfucker
>have most splats in almost every round
>carry teams
>now at A- 76
>in one fucking evening
>mfw
What happened /ink/?
>>123505908
>squidbags
Was that supposed to be impressive?
>>123506609
Matchmaking saw you lost a lot and took pity on you pitting you against scrubs.
>mfw it actually does this.
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!Do you?
>>123506696
do you say this shit every time someone posts a webm anywhere no matter what the context is
>>123506774
No, they're not shaped like humans.
>>123506754
Sure but, all the way to A-? I mean, I won 9/10 matches.
Oh well, I am satisfied either way. Maybe one day, I can be brave enough to join a /ink/ squad... Maybe.
>>123505908
>IAMUSORRY
>not using the golden Dynamo.
I feel like this webm is lying to me.
Favorite theoretical weapon/sub/special?
I'd like to see blaster/burst bombs/inkzooka.
>>123506774
only callie and maybe marie
>>123506950
heavy splatling with burst bombs and bubbler
>I've only seen squidbagging in /ink/ lobbies
How are these grown ass men less mature than literal children
>>123507885
taking it as any more than harmless banter makes you pretty immature
>>123507971
I'm not saying it's not harmless banter, I'm saying it's stupid
>>123506950
Splattershot Pro with Suction Bomb and Kraken.
Anything with Sprinkler and Kraken.
Charger with Sprinkler and Inkzooka.
Splattershot with Disruptor.
Dynamo with Splash Wall and Kraken.
>>123508127
How is it stupid? Enlighten us, scion of maturity and adulthood.
>>123508127
That would be taking it as more than harmless banter like anon said, I'd think.
>>123506950
Heavy splatling with disruptor and bubbler
any lobbies, lads?
>>123508278
Because it's supposed to mimic a gesture done by 15 year olds in 2007
>>123508601
You know what else those kids did in 2007? Played shooters! Got angry! Breathed, even!
>>123508745
good thing i don't get angry
or play shooters
or breath
>>123506950.96 gal with seekers and bubbler
How is it possible for one girl to be so perfect
>>123509307
We may never know
>>123509307
by putting her next to an also good but inferior girl, thus amplifying her perfection by comparison
>>123509562
i dunno, that seems like a shoddy theory
i could place a piece of plastic next to a pile of shit but that wouldn't convince me the plastic would make a great ring
Who here likes scoped chargers over the standard?
Do you do it for the range?
>>123509728
nigga that's the dumbest thing i've read all week
>>123510007
exactly
so how would it work with callie and marie
>>123510114
Maybe I didn't word that last post clearly enough
nigga you're the stupidest poster i've met all week
>>123509882
I prefer scoped chargers for the range and zoom-in helps with keeping track of targets, sensitivity boost throws players off (shaky laser)
Kelp Splatterscope charges fast enough to offset the drawbacks if you don't hold charge like an idiot.
3 DMG+ when using E-Liter Scope offsets the horrendous charge time and ridiculous zoom that starts at 75% meter.
Fine.
If nobody wants to squad, I'll just squad by myself.
>>123510231
that's unnecessarily rude
what would callie think
>>123510517
she would agree with me and marie would make a joke at your expense
>>123510605
i'm disappointed that a calliefag could say such mean things when callie is so nice
i think marie would suit you better
>>123510817
I don't care
>hate turf war
>ranked rotation is the worst one ive ever seen
what do i do
>>123511183
Fap.
>>123506950
Inkbrush Disruptor/Inkzooka
>>123511183
This is the only correct answer >>123511335
>>123510605
>>123510817
>>123510903
>>123510932
You both are getting really immature, cant we all agree, take hands and appreciate Callie & Marie as what they really are?just a bunch of 1s and 0s, characters of a fictional universe, just a reminder of your sad and empy reality in which you will never ever cum on Callie´s tentacles or milk Marie´s maries
>>123506950
dynamo/burst bomb/inkzooka
splatterscope/seeker/bubbler
heavy splatling/suction bomb/bomb rush
>>123511816
Says you
i wanna cum on a woomys tummy
>>123512076
i want to lock pedophiles like you in prison for life
>>123512076
I thought I was the only one
>tfw went from A- 8 point to A in this rotation
tower control on towers is so based.
Kill all pedos
>>123512469
Your statement and your accompanying picture are sending mixed messages.
>>123512546
With proportions like that she ought to be of age.
>>123512583
Tell it to the judge pedo petite hater.
>>123512469
>multiple suckers on the head tentacles
>>123512691
If it means anything the artist claims she is.
>>123512546
>big tits
>thick thighs
>(Reiterating one more time – she’s 19 years old. This is a loli-free zone.)
>>123512503
For some reason on Blackbelly Skatepark I get extreme slow down and delayed splats out the ass. It never happens on any other stage. I seriously don't get it
>>123512546
>>123512998
>delayed splats out the ass
you should probably see a doctor about that one
why are all the posts attached to these cute pictures so shit today
you guys are terrible at this whole imageboard thing
>>123512469
We need moreteen/young adultinkling porn
>>123513156
Nice but seriously I don't get why it's only an issue on Skatepark and no other map.
>>123512998
>>123513359
Quite sure it's due to the ridiculous degree of curved surfaces across the map, and especially near spawn.
>>123512503
>that backwards squidbagging
New tech.
>>123513220
>teen
i hope you mean eighteen
>>123513659
Is that Tia?
>>123513463
The fuck is this curved surfaces voodoo meme. Do you have even the slightest idea how computers work?
The fastest inkling known to squidkind.
>>123513904
Fucker took off like an airplane. That's terrifying.
>>123513904
This is actually the newest technique from none other than Hank....
It requires mastery of the squidsuck.
>>123513463
the skate bowls near spawn are absolutely cancer, makes spawn camping far too easy. especially with rollers
>>123513904
IT'S BARRY ALLEN
>>123513904
IT WAS ME TIM. I WAS THE ONE THAT MADE YOU RANK DOWN
>30 minutes until triggerfish
anybody up for squadding when the rotation hits?
>>123514757
its 1 hour 30
>>123514875
since when did the rotations get moved an hour?
>>123514875
Only the day change got DST'd
>>123514757
triggerfish triggers me, seriously how can anybody like that shit map?
>>123514757
I'll squad, what's your NNID?
>>123515012
easily
>>123515012
It's huge and great for turf war without having to encounter many opponents other than no fun allowed chargers and splatlings who won't stay to their side of the map.
>>123515132
it'sTheListerMister
i'll be rollscumming til rotation hits
if anyone adds me please say so
>>123515012
SPLATLING
>>123513904
This gave me a nice laugh. I love it
>>123514270
>tfw spawn camping an S+ team by myself with my trusty carbon roller on BS.
>>123515995
skatepark truly has the most fitting abbreviation
Are squads really fun? Seems like everyone here has a good time.
>>123516430
As long as some salty anon isn't here to ruin it. They're kind of rare, though.
>>123516430
if the rotation is good yes
hosting squad, NNID TheListerMister
mention if you add me so i know
>>123516430
Its better than randoms
>>123516430
depends on the rotation really, private lobbies are always fun though
>>123516430
They're pretty fun to make and join.
Happy Thanksgiving????
oh yeah forgot how cancerous dynamos are on camp splatzones
Is the quality of random players decreased or something? I can carry teams in tower control and if I play for around 2 hours, I tend to go above 7-10 points higher than my initial score. So I started at S 30 and went all the way to S 50 but then I crashed all the way to S 10 despite my best attempts. I acknowledge that I'm not the best player but I know I'm not the bottom of the barrel. I once had 2 S+ jap teammates with the standard damage equips and they both went 0 kills with 5 deaths.
>>123517481
Happy turkey day anon
>no tentacles
This triggers me.
>>123517481
His head looks a bit funny but I love it, good job.
>winning a ranked 3v4 game
>17/3
Time to put down the game because you know you will never play that well for the rest of the night or the year for that matter.
I was so sure we were going to lose, I'm crying a little.
>>123517842
I have no idea but around S 30 is hell to play in, usually getting shit teammates while facing 96 Decos with DEF+.
A+ has much more room for dicking around with weapons, S rank you better bring your best if you want to stay up there.
this rotation was meant to be fun for once
why am i not allowed to have fun
sorry squad i need a break from everything right now
>>123518163
Lucky. I was in a similar situation except the opponents once wiped us all out when we were pushing the tower which finally gave them the chance to take the tower farther. They were never able to take it to our base but that one moment fucked us over badly.
>>123518009
Couldn't figure out a good way to work them in, I considered making each anime spike a tentacle somehow but it'd have been too busy and dumb looking.
>>123518070
Came out a bit too square, I think. Maybe I'll fix it later, I want to try shading too.
>>123518371
I was using a hero charger on Arowana so I had an advantage as long as I camped the regular perch.
I'm just glad the guy with the scoped charger on the other side didn't fuck me over except the one time we traded.
>>123512076
too lewd
>>123518202
True. What makes things worse us that yesterday I crashed landed to S 30 from S 80.
Ok /ink/, I don't think I'm going crazy.
Yesterday and today from playing ranked, I see that almost every Japanese player is wearing the Squidstar Waistcoat and Red Hi-Tops, or at least one of the two.
And by every Japanese player I mean ALMOST every fucking Japanese player.
I understand that both of these two items together have an amazing combo, but has it been unanimously decided that these are the best things to wear?
I even see chargers wearing this shit instead of their precious Damage Up gear now.
It can't just be a coincidence, right? This shit is getting on my nerves for whatever reason.
>>123518361
kek, 3 consecutive losses is a bit of a pain
that's okay
3/4Wolfhound Magpie Ela
someone get in here
>>123518618
Unless you're using E-Liter Swim Speed+ helps much more than DMG+, lets you move around and get out of trouble faster.
>>123518653
it's not that we lost that's the problem, it's that we got fucking slaughtered
i hate how easy it is to spawncamp the other team in this game no matter the map, it's pretty fuckedsorry about DC'ing before match end but i just really can't handle playing right now, even got pretty heated up beforehand playingsmash
i think i just need a break
>>123517842
>>123518202
>>123518606
>tfw went down from S40 to A-50 in one afternoon
Don't talk to me about life.
>>123518545
Nice. In my scenario, it was in moray towers TC. The opponents even had a eliter and they still couldn't take the tower until we all died at the same time.
>>123518618
Nips collaborating on 2chan and Twitter result in the creation of who nother meta that we can only try to guess at.
>>123518618
>he wasn't around to see the amazing jap style when the game first came out
Every single Jap will wear the same thing if it's apart of the new meta.
>>123518545
>hero charger
holy shit anon you're a fuckingbased person, severely underused because of the existence of eliters and kelp
>>123518894
Jungle hat, anchor shirt, and blue moto.
>>123518894
I've been around since the release of the game. Before that even, when the Global Testfires were up.
But that was so long ago that you don't really remember shit like that. Everyone was pretty ass at this game in the beginning anyways.
>>123519005
JAP FEDORA
>>123519005
>forgetting jungle hat anchor shirt moto boots meme sprays everywhere
you are full of shit desu senpai
>thinking about trying to join a squad
>thinks about bringing the team down or screwing up
Yeah I'll just stick with solo...
>>123519074
>>123519087
Oh, that. That wasn't anything special in comparison to the Waistcoat Hi-Tops meta that they have going on now.
I didn't think that was even worth mentioning. Hell, US players were doing the same shit too.
For the Heavy Splatling which has more "bang for the buck" Ink Recovery Up or Ink Saver Main?
Currently Black Friday shopping and I see amiibo 3 packs for $29.99 I already have them so I want to sell, would it be worth a resell for profit?
>>123519567
I use 2 Ink saver main but recovery is good too
>>123519214
>That wasn't anything special in comparison to the Waistcoat Hi-Tops meta that they have going on now.
I didn't even know that was a thing until you mentioned it, the Jap fedora plagued Splatoon for a good 2/3 months. Shit was crazy.
>>123518982
What can I say.
I love me some bomb rush.
>>123500484
inb4 already super deformed...
>>123519214
Hey, at least it's not the eliter meta anymore.
>>123519567
Ink Saver lets you unload while fighting on grates, Ink Rec is nice to have at least 2 subs of on anything.
>>123519579
>scalping
>>123520472
Easy money
>>123520593
Are you trying to be Spyke?
>>123520593
How do you live with yourself
>>123519579
>>123520593
Kill yourself and burn in hell where you belong.
>>123520946
>>123520848
>making money is bad
K
>>123521181
>literally bottom feeding and exploiting others to profit
>>123520593
amiibo scalping is all but dried up thanks to the stocks being replenished. I doubt you'll be making any money since people rarely buy from 3rd parties anymore.
>>123520946
>>123521069
>>123521351
looks like the scalping wounds are still fresh
>>123521534
Maybe anon was the one of the dudes who stole the amiibo truck
Anyways, anyone wanna squad?
NIDLuiguibon
I Apologize in advance if dc happens, that has been happening as of lately.
>>123521859
didnt that happened in Euro??
I thought the scalping problem was a 'murican problem
>>123519567
1 main of each + 1 main of run speed is pretty much mandatory on the default kit, the rest can be whatever you want
>>123521859
I could squad for a bit, I have some gear I wanna unlock slots on
>>123522305
alright thats 2/4
>>123522384
We can just twin if no one else wants to play
I sent a friend request
3/4 wolfhound squad
Jump in
>>123522521
alright open
>>123522521
u coming or did you join wolf?
>>123523123
Sorry, real life stuff is going on
Can't play now
Real sorry
>>123523498
no prob, good luck
3/4Scarthsquad
PW 0165
NNIDscarth23, tell me if you add me
