>Marathons:
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
Worst OP image in a while
Reminder that >we literally run this shit.
5th for oldboi clique faggots and other Slayer nuthuggers to piss off to their walking sim 4 general.
>>123421156
whens ys
REMINDERS
- $167XXX paid to 19 workers but do not assume equal spread
- 2dos and studio read every thread and still support the corrupt agdq
>>123421259
when my arms aren't fucked up anymore
>>123421249
word.
reminder slayer has over 1400 followers and doesn't follow a single one of you.
>>123421249
fw so butthurt you carry it to a new thread
*accepts donation*
*browses reddit*
Haha sup /srg/ my man :)
whateverth for personal bests!!!!
Will one of the following please stream? Thanks
CyberDemon531
ElementalHeadcrab
Pheenoh
Witwix
Iateyourpie
Usedpizza
NarcissaWright
2dos
Studio
when are 6r6 si6nups openin6 up?
when is my time to die
>>123422069
kill yourself
Stop calling srg6 sr6. 6 looks nothing like g. Save that for sr9.
>>123422189
when they are done with films
>>123422474
G 6
>>123422575
whats a good movie about dying alone
>>123422474
why would you call something that doesn't exist anything at all?
>>123422474
>>123422598
well its 6rg anyway so...
>>123422678
2001 a space odyssey
check my6
>>123422474
>>123422598
>>123422723
Let's just call it 666.
sexrg
>>123422678
inside llewen davis, a serious man, pretty much any movie by the coens.
waking life is another one i suppose.
>>123422776
How can an ass get so fucking fat? Did he eat a shaquita?
>>123423206
scoliosis
Is Pies mom not letting him stream tonight?? WTF I need my fix of mario maker!
>>123421361
PCF is giving GDQ LLC $224,900 to run AGDQ2016. $218,900 of that is guaranteed to be used. That makes staff wages ($167,400) over 76% of the PCF budget.
PCF gave GDQ LLC $156,861 to run AGDQ2015. Assuming the same expenses ($33,663 (only differences being rent ($30,163) + no World 9 support ($9000)) that puts staff wages at $123,198 for 14 staff members. Staff wages accounted for 78% of PCF's budget.All information can be found on SDA forums and PCF's Financial Statement.
>>123423206
posture is 90% of it.
Reminder to sit up straight and to not develop a muscle imbalance
>>123423393
Pie is waiting for Trihex to sign off
>>123422776
nice 6 dude
>>123422474
>>123422598
>>123422723
>>123422815
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY
Reminder, anyone who went to AGDQ2014 or AGDQ2015 have been part of the problem. Hope you all enjoyed paying for Mike's vacations.
>>123426114
lol like any1 cares dude we are just here to kic cancers butt and fuck narcis sweet boipussi
>>123424889
now weewee is streaming mario. pie is probably going to just cry all night. everyone is stealing his hard earned viewers.
>>123426634
Should get some lessons.
god damn, now duckfist is begging for money to go to AGDQ even though he has a full time job. what the fuck is wrong with people?
>>123426973
and he just got partner as well
>>123426973
there is literally nothing wrong with getting people to give you free money
>>123427114
word
Can someone point me in the direction of a man called Mike Uyama?
>>123428263
you'll have to ask them
>>123428263
Sure!
https://forums.marvelheroes.com/profile/mikwuyma
as long as you dont beg for donations they arent really that bad
anyone who isnt a retard with money anyway will have the sense not to throw money at you
>>123426973
i think he actually quit his job a few weeks ago
>>123421036
>weewee streaming while trihex is
pathetic
>>123426973
>works in fucking STEM
>just got partner
>recently got a promotion
>scroll down my feed
>slurpeeninja raising money as well
desu im done fuck this
i can't see myself ever attending another gdq after all this bullshit
they do not give on single fuck about the speedrunning community
will it even be watchable this year
>>123430526
speed standard wise no
stream monster view yes
>Take a break from /srg/ for a week
>Come back and it's still donationfag shaming and agdq talk
money ruins everything doesn't it?
>>123428634
wait, so he quit his full time job to stream? or is he just streaming while looking for a new job? clearly no one is retarded enough to quit their day job to be a professional streamer.
Regardless of what you think about donations, "pay for my vacation" culture is on the way out.
There are more and more streamers chasing fewer vacation bux - I give it a year tops before GDQ fund marathons don't raise enough money to be worth doing.
>>123430939
i'm not completely sure but he mentioned something about quitting his job so he could focus on some of his own programming projects and streaming
>>123431056
I didn't used to be an anti-donation kind of guy but what the hell
It's honestly just running rampant at this point and the only end in sight is people over saturating the market for these stupid streams
>>123431393
this happens literally before every GDQ
>pretends to not read the thread
who should i watch?
-witwix
-usedpizza
-pie
-cyberdemon
>>123431606
#aboveitall
>>123431693
none
>you will be so autistic that you speedrun
>>123430939
if you make 14,000 a year and have the opportunity to make twice as much streaming you do it but if you have a normal fulltime job you're a fool to quit
>>123431693
why the heck are we forcing cyberdemon now
>>123432338
its just his fagcrew
>>123431693
witwix. even trihex can't stop him with mario maker.
>>123432338
because he's based
>>123431693
Me :^)
I know you're reading the thread,________
>>123432479
on what, being a faggot
>>123431783
>>123432628
>>123432338
cause we love memes
important sergpoll:
https://strawpoll.me/6104088
important sergpoll:
https://strawpoll.me/6104088
important sergpoll:
https://strawpoll.me/6104088
>>123432893
it's not on there :o
My PC bluescreened while attempting a splatoon speedrun pls send help
>>123432893
>tfw 26+
>>123433037
*toss some money at you*
*expect you to be my friend*
http://www.cirx.io/trihex/
based
>>123433753
are people paying trihex to play their mario maker levels?
hey how fast can u beat video games?
is there a literal retard talking to RG?
>>123433808
based posts irrelevant tweets anon
>>123434378
Oh he got into a car crash
I feel kind of bad now
>>123434378
>watching mzxrules' literal dice roll simulator
not speedrunning
So what was the most impressive speedrun of 2015, /srg/?
>all this protesting in Chicago
I hope Narcissa is okay!
you wouldn't speedrun a vn, right?
>>123434903
Excuse me? Do you have an answer to my question or not? What speedruns did you like this year?
>>123434967
Hopefully she's enjoying her first taste of BLACK DICK
>that guy who uses an xbox controller to play nes games, on pc, with an emulator
what's his story?
>>123435213
he's based and i have a huge crush on him :3c
>>123435213
Please don't bully i_o_l!
>>123434873
Cosmo's suicide speedrun, he's using the HRT route with the new soylent tech and it's looking to be a good run.
>>123435891
Doesn't Solent make your hair fall out and shit?
>>123436717
Maybe.
You should ask CFB he might know. LOL!
>>123436717
Yes it's horrible for many reasons.
In terms of health it would really be no different from drinking vegetable oil 6x a day.
But those xenoestrogens! And dont you dare say anything negative or question it whatsoever. Thats transmysogynist!
>>123436717
>>123437034
you would have to be a fucking idiot to think a liquid diet would be good for a healthy digestive system
>>123436717
Someone from Vice lived off only soylent for 30 days and nothing was wrong with him.
>>123437213
>Vice
>Viacom
>Part of the problem
Vice is pure shill wrapped up in a counterculture shell. Its our generations MTV of news media. Speedrun away from anything they say.
>>123437213
>nothing was wrong with him.
That's impossible, he works at Vice
>>123433808
this doggie looks like my doggie :O
i've never seen any doggies that look like my doggie :O
Mumble Crew squad up in this bitch
fw not american and willnever know the high levels of thaksgiving comf
>>123439198
just eat a shitload of turkey and stuffing and biscuits and then you'll feel the comf afterwards
>>123439740
Imma speedrun that bird to be honest
>>123421036
squid after losing a WR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuWh0eogTqw
>>123439932
that is NOT a monkey
>>123439932
notice how he gets it back in the end :)
>>123439932
squid has some serious problems
>>123438020
dang those markings are almost identical
he looks kinda mean though..
>>123438020
not seeing it
Anime, hentai, weaboo are all banned words in my chat. I agree speedrunning should be about speedrunning. NOT about "who has the best taste in death metal?" or "who has the cutest waifu behind their splits?" (CirnoTV gets a free pass though because his emotes are actually cute, tasteful and not over the top.)
>>123442083
*she
also she's really nice but she just makes that nasty snarl every once in a while
and is that your dog? what breed is he?
i really can't make out what breed my dog is
>>123443121
your moms not seeing it
>>123443315
:,(
Happy Turkey Day to my fellow Amerifats :^)
>>123444617
Happy Turkey Day, fellow speedster.
>>123443623
Ya he's german shepherd, probably a mix but I don't know what since I rescued him in January
Have you thought about doing dna breed testing? I've been thinking about doing it just to have a better idea of what he is. It's fun to think about.
>>123443503
>cirno
>>123445640
Duke fine af Tbhwu niqqa
>>123445640
does duke have breasts
>>123447780
No. Gender Dysphoria.
HOT SPEED RUMOR:
Mike Uyama is now a M-T-F transsexual.
You heard it here first folks.
>>123447906
https://forums.marvelheroes.com/profile/comments/107530/mikwuyma
speedrun breakdown
>>123445354
I've wanted to do DNA testing for a really long time but i've never actually gone and done it
>>123447906
>>123448015
>Playing as... She-Hulk
>>123449062
*puts sleeping anime feet in mouth*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFUqmX4o-X0
>>123450873
And in this moment, I realize what I want for christmas
Its late night SRG, who wants to talk some shit.
>>123452098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
>>123452651
Thats what Im saying!!
whats the site where people are ranking their favorite speedgames
>>123454491
kotaku
>>123456082
>>123456118
i mean the one people are posting on twitter
>>123454491
>>123456920
do you mean this?
http://slimedrippings.tumblr.com/gamefaqssort
thats about games in general not speedgames
Who is the Kurt Angle of speedgaming?
>>123460634
who is me?
>>123460742
the guy who made the posted you responded to
>>123454491
Speedranksdoe .com
Da space is there so da filter dont catch this shyt
Reminder that nkr is behind a majority of the gayposts in this thread
So I haven't been following speed running in literally years, so apologies if this derails the thread
But what the FUCK happened to cosmo?
>>123461858
Umm HER name is Narcissa :x
jeez guys i havent been here since 1852
are you trying to tell me cosmo doesn't play zelda anymore???
>>123461858
(S)he stopped speedrunning literally years ago.
test: im gay
oh shit
i'm sorry
sorry for what?
Reminder that donation fags need to be removed. The ONLY people who will reply to this with a snarky apologist comment are those who have taken money / plan to take money or people who are involved in those who are pathetic enough to do so, or nuthuggers.
our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our speedgames
>>123462984
dropping a big ol' word on this post.
>>123462984
grindxmonkey wakes up: the post
>>123463196
Who?
>>123463196
made 4 u
>>123463196
HER name is grindmonkette tyvm
>>123440870
Of course he did, he isn't a kek
twitch tv /europeanspeedsterassembly
Speedrun esports from dreamhack.
>>123464097
just use dreamhackspeedrun lmao
>>123461267
behind the reports yeah
>>123465931
nope, nkr posts a lot of gay stuff ITT, as is typical of all Squid Clique members
Best thighs in speedrunning (Thanksgiving Edition):
1. Essentia
2. Adrian
3. BrittanyMoore
4. Mayuushi
5. Caitelady
6. KungFuFruitCup
7. Bananas
8. Skybilz
9. Snowtiger
POWER GAP
10. Withelde
11. Missy
12. misskaddykins
13. Controllerhead
14. Witwix's gf
15. Thigh-onGravirei
16. Narcissa Wright
17. Kazooiegirl
18. NoobKillerRoof
>>123468372
put Puwexil before Mayu and I might actually drop a word on this list
>>123468372
>no siglemic
shit list
>>123468372
>brittany above kffc
>kazooie that low
loving every laugh
>>123468372
>no zfg
shit list my man
>>123468882
sig doesn't even have trap thighs m8
>>123468917
BrittanyMoore's only redeeming quality is her amazing body
>>123469121
>sig doesn't even have trap thighs m8
lol...
>>123469121
>her amazing body
>>123470562
it be doe
>>123470598
post butt then
>>123470652
I'll do you one better m8
>>123470739
that's not a butt tho
>>123468372
Where's caleb?
And speaking of thighs is KFC open tonight?
>>123470838
nah
KFFC open all night doe
our boi 360chrism about to start ur mr gay on dreamhack
>>123471276
>360chrism
>our boi
fuck off stream monster
>Dreamhack
>Having speedruns
End this fucking meme please.
>>123471872
Fits better than muhlay and a fucking cardgame.
new meme: whisper "Trump 2016" at stream monsters and watch them type their replies in the main stream chat
>>123471703
What games do you run?
holy shit dreamhack schedule looks horrible
>>123472926
>all that mario 64
Literally meme game and memeruns.
what's your biggest wish rn SRG? mine is that slayer archives his broadcasts :3
>>123473374
Speedrunning and streaming to become unprofitbale so we have only people with a real passion left.
>>123473374
that i can get a fucking run finished
>>123473374
Getting a free round of bleach
>>123473374
that caracarn will notice me someday..
>>123473602
>tfw one part that just destroys you halfway into the run
>>123468372
>Skybilz that low
Do you even know what thighs are m8
What are some good games for someone new to speedrunning?
>>123474389
SM64
>>123474359
those flaps of skin on her thighs are weird looking
i think she used to be fat and lost a lot of weight or something
>>123474389
youre doing it wrong
>>123474389
everyone likes to run something different. look up runs of your favorite games and see if one looks cool and doable to you or if your favorite game has no runs, you could be the first one to make a route for it.
>Romscout's no longer with GDQ, but he is not banned or anything. For the time being I'm running the events until Mike is back in action. Once he's back, then he'll decide who he wants running the summer events going forward.
>Cool Matty is running SGDQ this year
>Sidestepping that Romscout was fired
Alright, I'm out. Hope to see some of you at regional meetups in the future.
Cosmo is probably one of the ugliest persons on planet earth right now, and that is not an exaggeration.
>>123474767you're uglier on the inside
>>123474838
>>123474838
too bad that doesn't count for anything in human society
>>123474838
Everyone is ugly on the inside. If you say otherwise you're a fucking psycho.
>>123474389
play whatever you want as long as it isnt an obviously shit game to speedrun and you don't enjoy playing it a lot
alternatively play quake
alternatively play medievil
>>123474743
just wait for nasa
agdq is a business now, not a speedrunning event
>>123474494
Yeah i'm guessing she was a planetoid a few years ago and lost weight but doesn't work out at all
>>123474903
Word nigga
alternatively play wedievil
>>123475840
did you hear they are remaking medievil for ps4? not just a HD release, a full remake of the original, and its been taken up by naughty dog
sick audio setup at ESA
>>123476572
>esa
>>123470652
I gotchu senpai
heading out to thanksgiving with the family have a good one <3
>>123476691
fat
>>123476683
Oh it turns out they're hosting it on the ESA channel with shit audio. Since when did dreamhack have a speedrun channel?
>>123476447
link?
>>123476778
Cosmo...
>>123476691
not bubbly enough tbf
>>123478051
y_...
>>123478051
leave her alone
>>123478051
great post man way to go above and beyond
Spirit Temple is coming up on Beasti's stream.
>>123478769
>de hippie spacing
>>123476447
>another remake
Sony stop, make new games already and 2nd party games instead of rererereremakes and bribing 3rd party.
when will sn0wtiger sit on my face
please
hi
When will you homos stop thirsting for ugly women?
what are you ~nerds~ watching
>>123480007
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
thanksgiving is the worst. i'm forced to visit my extended family and explain what speedrunning is when they ask what i have done with my life. other family members are getting married, getting big jobs, having kids. all i'm getting is a PB every other month or so.
this holiday is depressing.
>>123480007
My mom getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner.
>>123480007
Bra7-1l getting stomped in cs.
why doesn't slayer archive his broadcasts, set a stream title or follow anybody? Is he just too cool for us?
>>123480527
he's probably just being epic
>>123480527
Maybe admins removed that ability for him cause of all his bans?
>>123474743
>SGDQ, while shit, was a gigantic leap ahead of AGDQ 2015
imagine how utter shit SGDQ 2016 is going to be
>>123480527
Pulled up some IRC logs for you guys.
<SlayerOfBabies> fuck all of those srg faggots, honestly couldn't care less about any of them, the only thing they're good for is giving me follows and views
<SlayerOfBabies> nah i really don't watch any srg streamers, they're all boring as shit
<SlayerOfBabies> fuck srg
>>123481868
oh shit
>>123481868
Dayum~
>>123481868
O.o
>>123481868
#DOWNWITHSLAYER
>>123481868
cold ass nigga
>>123481868
>>123482006
Word
>>123481868
based
>>123481868
the reason i never really watched his stream was because it was boring as shit
>>123482318
wording this desu senpai
>>123482318
Word
>>123482439
Honestly what is the big appeal to his stream, ice been wondering this for a long time
>>123482914
It's pretty much a meme at this point desu
>>123482914
Honestly I watch him a lot and I don't really know, it's just sort of entrancing I guess? He's really fucking autistic on stream and just does pretty much exclusively dumb boring shit, there's just something compelling about that beyond my comprehension.
>>123483138
he does autistic shit but he himself isn't autistic at all. like, it's all just vaguely ironic and there's something inherently funny or comfy about it? i don't know dude. slayer is an enigma
>>123483461
Literally no one in /srg/ is actually autisticare they?
