Popularity shitposting edtion
Fuck memeadons edition
>Nintendo Direct 11.12.2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF3AnGHbG6s [Embed]
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http://fireemblemfates.nintendo.com/
>Linkbin
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>Previous: >>123285826
poll, you say?
Cutest family
Let's think up fun new ways to recruit enemy units.
>enemy unit can only be recruited if you have double their speed because you have to chase them
>enemy unit can only be recruited if you have a bullion/gem in your inventory
>enemy unit can only be recruited by someone with less than 50% health
>map features 7 recruit-able units, but each unit can only be recruited on a certain day
>enemy unit can only be recruited by someone of the same class
>enemy unit can only be recruited on a specific turn
>enemy unit can only be recruited by someone who speaks the same language
>enemy unit can only be recruited by someone with no weapons/items in their inventory
>enemy unit can only be recruited by hitting him with ranged weapons.
I like Hana
I love Sakura!
Anal sex with Foleo!
>>123317225
Cutestmamuifamily.Do you think your cute family will place high in polls?
>>123317217
M A R I S A
A
R
I
S
A
>>123317201
Source
>>123317217
>/feg/ in a frenzy about poll results we probably won't even get before the end of the month
Cute girly boy > cute boyish girl > regular cute girl > regular cute boy > weird can't-tell-what-it-is
>>123317361
The only reason this is the "cutest" Mamui family is because it's literally the only family where Mamui can have another child, isn't it?
Ophelia is cute! Cute!
>>123317428
Seconded.
>>123316804
Memezume is literally a dumb hick in Japan and is a meme unit. She deserves it imho tbqh senpai
>Sumia birthday thread was too late
Su-mamma-mia!
>captchas have all been changed to be turkey-themed
MAMMA MIA!!
>>123317419
The end of the month is a week away senpai
>>123317257
>enemy has to be defeated multiple times by the lord with a specific weapon
>he will escape by turn 5 on most maps
>after defeating him you get a letter
>you have to decipher the puzzle to figure out which house to visit on a certain chapter
>his brother will appear and give you a special item
>on the next chapter, the guy you beat multiple times appears as a neutral unit
>you have to save him from a band of 12 move wyverns
We all know that Takumi is gonna win for males, followed by Leon and Marxander, but as for females it's harder to say. It really depends on where the votes for Femui come from. I suspect that Femui is more popular with girls than guys, so that may give someone like Camilla an edge over Oboro, since the latter is apparently more popular with girls than with guys.
Still, the female side is definitely less predictable than the male side. That assuming it isn't rigged for Aqua of course. Didn't someone say that they votespammed for someone actually?
>>123317428
>how to spot a gay
https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/3u5g9e/i_think_levelup_and_inbattle_quotes_should_be/
Thoughts?
>>123317419
>mfw I already have the game so I don't have to obsess over polls
>mfw my favourites would be near the bottom anyways
>>123317107
nips have shit opinions, what else is new?
>>123317573
Please stop linking to leddit.
>>123317107
Which poll is this supposed to be?
>>123317597
>mfw my favourites won in the awakening poll
>mfw my favourites are going to top this time again
I really don't care, like it's not a big deal.
>>123317471
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? It wouldn't be the first time.
>>123317563
Lots of people said they votespammed
Oborofags said they votespammed
Shinonomefags said they votespammed
Foleofags said they votespammed
I remember one guy saying he's going to "guarantee" Gunther and Mozume are at the top too
Really online polls like this are kind of impossible to take seriously when they're so easy to spam
>>123317685
https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/3u4bje/who_are_the_top_ten_units_across_the_entire/
I love Pieri and so do you!
>>123317597
>Effie and Asama will be around the middle
Ah well
>>123317107
>tfw Camilla is top 3 for females
>mfw she's guaranteed to get dlc now
>>123317413
>Raven in 22nd
Neat!
>Louise in 60th
For what reason, Japan?
>>123317573
>I want to have less fun
>>123317745
It just really doesn't mean anything to be the cutest when there's nothing competing for that title.
>>123317361Well Takumi and Femui are pretty much guaranteed. And maybe Kanna if they include 2nd gens. Odds aren't in Kisaragi's favor though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTBNuKyGKnk
[posting jams itt tbqh]
>>123317689
Nintendo Dream.
Felicia is the cutest! She makes me feel happiness like no other! I`m always going to do all i can to make sure she feels the same happiness! No matter what my feelings for her will never fade! I love Felicia!
>>123317864>post yfw she is 4th behind Femui/Oboro/Elise
>>123318002
fuck off
Who should I marry in my awakening run
>>123318134
rude
>>123318010MUs don't count, dummy. They didn't in the Awakening poll
>>123317909
There's nothing really disqualifying a three-man family from /not/ being considered a cute family though.
>>123318002
Felicia isn't the cutest, Cherche is! I love Cherche!
>>123318153
Cherche! Cherche!
>>123318153
kjelle
>>123318153
>>123318153
someone cute
like Gregor
>>123317864
>kek la kek
pls go
Orochi!
What are some feets that you don't really think about? ie: Rare feets
I don't think I've ever thought about Cherche's feets before. They'd probably be pretty nice.
>>123318153
Basillio
>>123317942
We posting jams? This is my jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7SGB-c1fy8&list=PLrSCuhkitzrKotkyCok76V71FpP8MqiIr&index=6
>>123318208
This. This is the cutest Mamui family, btw desu
>>123318153
A child character if you're being a tryhard and want an op Morgan.
If you have good taste in men thenYen'fay
>>123318239
Cherche is the cutest to you and Felicia is the cutest to me and that's okay! I`m sure she loves you too!
>>123318239
>Loving Virion's sloppy seconds
>>123318239
I think Cherche would be more hot than cute.Hotness > Cuteness anyway.
Gonna try to go for a meme pairing run. What are some meme pairings?
I would think it's possible(not plausible) to exclude the royals as they already have dlc, therefore allowing more cows to be milked(from other popular characters). Plus they might have an easier time shoehorning Azura in.(See we didn't let THOSE characters in as we already gave them content! No need to worry, we're not rigged this for characters we want to promote AT ALL.)
>>123318551
She's the hottest AND the cutest! I love Cherche!
>>123318369
Giving Orochi a back massage!
Groping her tits!
>>123318631
Cynthia/Owain
You cant get happier and memeier than that
>>123318631
What game
>>123318239
Cherche is like a lite version of Cordelia.
>Older
>Likely used goods
>Even less personality
>Loves an animal more than you
Only upside is that she wouldn't kek you if Chrom decided to fuck her on a whim one day.
>>123318631
Shara/Grey
Takumi/You're waifu
>>123318505
I love her as a unit. Well, love is a strong word for it, but using her has made me realize that I can actually use a lot of characters on Awakening Lunatic.
>>123317942
>>123318430
>listening to video game music
it's like I'm in middle school again!
>>123318631
my dick x your ass
I love Charlotte! Now I get toimagineher now that I'm home from work!;_;
Wait a minute..
Tomatoes are actually...a fruit?
>>123318854
Just like you!
>>123318854
Whatever they are, they suck.
>>123318812
Better than listening to metal or rock normie scum.
>>123318812
Nothing wrong with video game music buddy. As long as you aren't one of those neckbeards who think that video game music and the occasional dadrock cut are the only things worth listening to.
>>123318698
>Older
The best looking females are usually in their 20s at least.
>Likely used goods
Neither confirmed or denied.
>Even less personality
She's actually pretty cool in the 5 or 6 supports she has where she isn't fawning over Minerva.
I'll give you that last one, but she's more attractive than Cordelia at least.
Is it just me or does Inigo look exactly like Chrom?
STOP RIGHT THERE KID.
TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE FE UNIT. If you have good taste you live, if not you die.
>>123319109
muh-maribelle
>>123319109
meg
>>123319109
Sentinals, Neph specifically.
>>123317942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R_3mXZBsuU
Sufjan Stevens is cute! CUTE!
>>123318698
>>older
>he doesn't like mature women
it's like you're gay or something
>>123319109
Cherche!
>>123319109
Shanam
>>123319109Haar
>>123319109
Kent
I unironically waifu niime
>>123319180
>dumb smelly pige in MY /feg/
back to /nintyg/ you go mr pige btw xcx is shit
>>123319268
How does it feel to have a son that killed a snowstorm?
>>123319109
I have kunaibreaker, what the fuck are you gonna do to me little faggot?
>>123319109Beck
>>123319109
Deick
>>123319109
Joshua.
>>123319109
Sety.
No pic because new PC.
>>123319109Gregor
>>123317942
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcTnxa9oFE8
>>123319134
YOU DIE. *stabs*
>>123319137
You're cool. Keep on truckin.
>>123319162
>meme waifu
*STABBED*
>>123319180
>le ara ara french bitch
Eat knife faggot. *STAB*
>>123319194
>Liking a shitty impostor
*stabbed*
>>123319213
My man.
>>123319229
>Kent over le meme insain man
Good job bro, you live.
>>123319304
*pulls out gun*
Fucking shoot you
*headshots*
>>123319325
You're cool.
>>123319328
MY NIGGA.
>>123319371
>le meme hat luck man
*stabbed*
>>123319303
it sucks but what can you do
>>123319109
FE2- Python
FE4- Briggid
FE5- Dean
FE6- Cecilia
FE7- Raven
FE8- Innes
FE9- Lucia
FE10- Edward
FE11- Wolf
FE12- Palla
FE13- Inigo
FE14- Ryouma, also Lazwald
>>123319109Rutger.
>>123319109Wil
>>123319109
Valbar
>>123319440
>Python
>not Force or Matilda
>>123319450Fir is better
>>123319382
>le faster than sonic man
*stabbed*
>>123319396
>le funny Russian
I'm stabbing you twice you piece of shit.
*stab* *stab*
>>123319440
That's some good taste but some of it is shit, so I'm gonna poke you. *poked*
>>123319450
>Likes Rutger
>Over Fir
MOTHER FUCKING Saved. Good job anon.
>>123319109
Rennac
>>123319109
Echidna is cute! Cute!
>>123319424
now THIS is shitposting
and I would know, I spend my free time in /nintyg/ telling people that legend of zelda games aren't real games
>>123319424
Stab me all you want, bitch nigga, my class of choice is General, knives ain't got shit.
>>123319557
Can you at least tell me which of my choices are shit so I can correct them, with me being still alive, and all.
>>123319521
>>123319540
Cool people right here.
>>123319569
>useless faggot and pussy whipped
*stabbed*
>>123319608
Not bad
>>123319610
>dumb tripfag is mad he has shit taste
Cherche is fucking boring. Fuck off.
*stabbed* again.
>>123319109
V-Volke?
>>123319109
Knoll
>>123317201
S-source?
>>123319109Perceval
>>123319790
You live.
>>123319795
You live as well, good taste.
>>123319109
Vyland
>solid middle of the pack with one support
Oyaji stronk.
>>123319109
Johalva
>>123319818
My nigga, you live.
>>123319925
You live.
>>123317309
>>123319109
Well, gee. I like Camilla, my knife-wielding friend
>>123319901
what the hell
>>123319109
Kelik
>>123319109
Ronan
>>123319984
Not bad. You live.
>>123320081
*stabbed*
>>123319109
Tibarn
>>123317573
God, I know I shouldn't but every time Reddit gets linked I go read the comments. I just don't understand what the fuck is WRONG with these people? One of the was
>"say what you will about it, but it's a lot less harmful than My Castle stuff"
I don't understand. Like it or don't, but how is it "harmful"? Like, facerubbing is weird but it doesn't HURT anyone. Is this really what these people think? Is this a normal person's opinion, or are they the isolated incident?
>>123318239
Nice
>>123319109
Belka
>>123320165
>meme character
*stabbed*
>>123320183
My nig.
>>123320189
You're cool, you live.
>>123320185
You fool. Even though you stabbed me, my waifu came in and protected me at the last second
>>123319109
Hugh
>>123320295
Not bad, you live.
>>123320415
Cool, so now you can get stabbed with her
*stabbed*
>>123318369
>>123319109
>>123319109
Legault
>>123319109
Lucius, Libra, and Foleo
The Holy Trinity of delicious traps that I want to stick my wiener in
HEY STOP
Tell me your favorite character and I hijack the threadHint: If you like a character from FE6 or older you automatically win
>>123320446
>expensive stat man
You live, if only because Cath exists and she's far worse. But you would have been stabbed if I wasn't in a good mood.
>>123320523
You live. Not bad.
>>123320527
>the gaywind
*stabbed*
>>123320602
trip back on fagboy
oh boy i made it to chapter 5 of FE4 no-reset
Pairs are Sylvia/Claude, Briggid/Dew, Ayra/Lex, Tiltyu/Azel(both of these units suck and their children will too), Aideen/Midir and Lachesis/Beowulf.
jamke is still dead, hopefully everyone will make it through this map.
>>123320602
Here's your (You)
>>123320608
>whorochi
>good taste
dude boobies shes so hot lol xD
>>123320597
Stabbing you 3 times for 3x the shit taste.
>>123320602
sounds like someone's salty.
*stabbed*
>>123319109
Frey
>>123320740
assblasted lolicon detected
>>123320787
>liking the decoy
*stabbed*
>>123320832
>lolicon
Try again faggot. Don't get so upset that you got called out for liking fapbait characters.
How come undertale shit comes up when I search for /feg/?
I had a feeling le stabby spam man was underage
>>123320850
The big D is my nigga, you live.
>>123320189
Shulk
>>123320951
Because the letter sequence "feg" is in their current OP copypasta
>>123319109
Here's your (You)
>>123319109
Sedgar
to the end
>>123317942
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhgO1ZBCTfI
>Tharjakekold this upset he's not getting attention/being talked about
You'd think he'd kill himself already.
Quick /feg/!
Suck my dick or i'll stab you!
>>123321231
Just do it. Stab me. I've got a death wish.
Make this into a Fire Emblem character
>>123321231
please tell me you're Foleo
>>123321231
Sure, just tell me that I'm good!
TELL ME THAT I'M GOOD
Can any FE unit defeat Saitama
>>123320449
>Belka
>not bad
Is that you Belkafag?
>>123320987
You have more "my nigga"s than a plantation Tbh.
What happened to him?
>>123321395
>tfw I like Belka but Belkafag kek'd me into oblivion
>>123321507
he died
>>123321507
He was raped to death, it was tragic.
>>123321380
Midoriko with Counter, Hoshido and Miracle.
>>123317257
>enemy unit can only be recruited if you have double their speed because you have to chase them
Sonic
>enemy unit can only be recruited if you have a bullion/gem in your inventory
Anna
>enemy unit can only be recruited by someone with less than 50% health
A sadist of sorts?
>map features 7 recruit-able units, but each unit can only be recruited on a certain day
mite b cool
>enemy unit can only be recruited by someone of the same class
Fucking commie bastard
>enemy unit can only be recruited on a specific turn
Would work well with map gimmicks, like terrain or move values changing.
>enemy unit can only be recruited by someone who speaks the same language
Eh, seems like just a fluff justification as to why you would been a specific character to do it.
>enemy unit can only be recruited by someone with no weapons/items in their inventory
Reminds me of Thracia capture baiting. Perhaps you would use a defenceless unit to recruit a unit like Zero or Orochi with the capture skill?
>enemy unit can only be recruited by hitting him with ranged weapons.
No idea, perhaps impressing some wannabee marksman?
A few more:
>enemy unit can only be recruited if they are on a certain tile
>enemy unit can only be recruited on a certain difficulty setting
>enemy unit can only be recruited if you have certain support pairings
>>123321507He lives in France fyi, he's probably dead.
>>123321380
Lon'qu!Severa!Morgan
>>123321330
/utg/ here. Come get your shitposter.
>>123319109
You wouldn't stab a man who loves his daughter would you?
>>123321132
I'm not even posting, I'm busy with other things anon.
>>123322103
/feg/ here
fuck off
>>123322103
Fuck off, shitposter.
>>123322138
That's like the most justifiable stabbing there is, you sick fuck.
>>123321793
>enemy unit can only be recruited if they are on a certain tile
Stefan?
>>123322103
Keep him
>>123322174
Busy with starring at the screen waiting for someone to mention you?
>suddenly busy all of the time after people called you out on being a no life spic
kek.
BASED SILASBRO
GO GET EM
ERADICATE THARJAFAG AND ALL FAGS
Reminder that you will regret giving Sakura the cock, but for your mental safety they don't show you what happens when you wake the beast lurking within the shy, proper facade she puts up.
Even the anthology artists think Fight Club is silly.
>>123322103
So when are you guys finally going to admit Undertale is just another shitty indie RPG shamelessly aping Earthbound and that's the only reason you give it any value?
>>123317107
Leave us alone you fucks.
>>123321005
>>123322579
BASED SILAS BRO
>>123322579
Fuck off back to your meme game general, faggot. Either change the OP text or deal with it.
>>123322395
There's nothing I won't regret. I'll regret playing the game. I'll also regret not playing it. The regrets are weighing me down. So I have decided, I must bone Sakura.
>>123322579
It's one faggot, and we desperately want him to die as well. Dumb cunt was already responsible for the biggest intra-board disaster all year.
>>123321330
>>123322783
To his credit, its rare that the denizens of /vg/ all converge on one spot.I enjoyed that brief moment of mayhem anyways
>>123322783
Silasfag may be an annoying shitposting retard, but at least he's not as bad as Tharjafag
>>123323059
That's fair.
>>123322969
Nah that was just annoying. I almost considered closing /feg/ for the first time in two years.
>>123322579
lmao no thanks
>>123323059
It's not possible to be as bad as Tharjakekold. At least Silasfag was funny like 1/10 times.
>>123323059
In my opinion, all of them _fags are fucking retarded as well as the people who give them attention.
>>123318698
>trying to reopen the Cordelia vs Cherche woundhttp://pastebin.com/B72yPmZV
So who should I marry my Fem Morgan to?
Her mother is Sumia!Lucina, and I'm +Str/-Mag.
My top two choices are Kellam!Yarne or Frederick!Gerome.
>>123322783
>biggest intra-board disaster all year.
Please remind me what this was
>>123322579
Don't bring your drama shit here. This general can barely hold their shit with their own drama.
>>123323369
>letting Yarne even exist
>>123323297
Fair enough. But I'd rather have 4 Pieri fags than 2 Silasfags, or 1 Tharjafag. There are lesser evils.
>>123323369
YARNE
A
R
N
E
>>123323331
And yet you're still here. I don't shitpost about you or anything, but it's clear a lot of people dislike you. You're like that one kid in school who would hang out with a group of friends even though it's clear that they ignore and pick on you, yet you still hang out with them. Is it Stockholm syndrome? I'm genuinely curious.
>>123319608
Excellent taste! My favourite FE6 girl.
>>123323390
He literally called people from almost every general on /vg/ to come here and shitpost. And they did.
>>123323483
>giving him attention
>when that's exactly what he wanted
For what purpose? This is the guy who said 5 minutes ago he was "busy doing other things" yet instantly replies when someone mentions him.
He's a no life spic with nothing better to do than count the (you)'s he gets and samefag all day. Just ignore him.
>>123323369
This, >>123323426 go with gerome
>>123323483
It's more like most people are indifferent to Tharjafag at worst and the same handful of autists keep trying to push their hate meme
>>123319109
Tharja.
>>123322253
I meant the enemy unit rather than the one doing the recruitment, but I had also forgotten about him.
>>123323658
>It's more like most people are indifferent to Tharjafag
Ignoring doesn't = indifference.
Most people here are starting to ignore him because he's a fucking idiot. The problem is the handful of retards who can't stop replying to him.
>>123323483
You are not the first person to ask this nor are you the last person to ask him this.
>>123323689
You already know.
*stabbed*
>>123323841
Maybe if we keep metaposting about him like this he'll go away
That will start to work one of these years I'm sure
>>123323426
I only thought of pairing them up because FemMorgan and Yarne's support is kinda my fetish.
Also Gerome and Nah's supports are pretty cute, but I guess Batman is the best of the worst for my little girl.
>>123322579
Huh, I thought silasfag left
>>123323586
When did that happen?
http://megidoladying.tumblr.com/post/133858152324/asama-and-kagerou-supports-c-s
>Support is mostly about Kagerou's blobs and weedachi teasing her.
There's no better feeling
>>123324086
Like a couple of weeks ago. It happened this month and the moss nuked the thread.
>>123324029
There is no getting rid of him. He's a lonely attention whoring lonely spic. The worst combination. The best thing to do is ignore him while he talks to himself.
>>123324137
How is Kagerou!Mitama?
>>123324029
Oh of course it will.
>>123324137
>there are STILL supports untranslated
bravo the fire emblem "WE'RE GOING TO BEAT TREEHOUSE :^)" fanbase
>>123324137
Based weed man.
>>123324149
What about cumming inside L'Arachel?
>>123324178
I meant mods
>>123324227
>talking about fire emblem on /feg/
>>123324004>NO DAMAGE!Except my Tharja has Dual Guard+, nigger!
>>123324307
Fish for Miku
>>123324178So that's what the deleted thread I missed was about, nobody would say anything the thread after it
>>123324227
The problem is whenever FE is being talked about Tharjakekold and his one butt buddy begin shitposting. Then they manage to some how spin the conversation into meta shit.
>>123324137
Another support we can tone down and make about pies :)
>>123319109
Tormod, Othin, Benoit, Cain, Finn, and Gangrel. Is there a particular order?Yes, but I'm not telling.
If you're going to gut me, be efficient.The next /feg/ should have the localized special edition in hand, so I want to get there. This /feg/ has too little translators anyway.
>>123324404
Yep. It was a disaster. You can probably find it in the archives.
>>123324387
uh sure kid
>>123319109
Your waifu
>>123323586
So was that his big plan to finally bring this general down that he was shitposting about for the past couple of months?
>>123324576
My waifu is shit, get stabbed nigga
Were Silasfag and Micaiahanon the same person?
>>123324137
This is cute. Asama is based as usual with the bantz and Kagerou gets flustered, embarrassed and isn't boring like in some of her other supports.
>>123324724
Who knows, maybe. Rumors say he got event went places like /k/
>>123324137
>Asama: Ah, I’m glad. Then from now on, that means I can peek at your chest without shame!
Based.I do hope this doesn't get changed though. They could even make it SJW friendly by playing to the anti dress style shaming narrative or some such shit.
cuan's got this shit
fuck the gae bolg he can punch them to death
