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>News
- Seafood wins the Japanese splatfest!
- The Hydra Splatling has been released! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133602795724/you-get-a-hydra-splatling-and-you-get-a-hydra
- The Bamboozler 14 Mk II has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/666547134691414016 (embed)
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes: http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/14842/~/how-to-update-splatoon
New gear preview:
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133095647699/as-seasons-change-so-to-do-fashion-trends-to (with new gear labelled (Japanese): http://i.imgur.com/kPZefRf.jpg (embed)
- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon: Mahi Mahi Resort & Museum d’Alfonsino Gameplay (Nintendo Direct Footage) (embed)
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
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>>123314965
>embed
good retro meme
Cute squidboy doubts dabbling in mastering the Aerospray was a good decision.
Whoring myself out again for friends:NNID: thanyou
I'm S so I promise I won't be bad
>>123314965
>embed
this is like the 4th time people have done this on purpose, it's not that funny and is more annoying than anything
I want to suck Marie's maries!
>>123315305
Yea, I'm lazy. Someone else make threads.
Immeasurable rage.
> TEAM ABOUT TO WIN
> JUST RANKED UP TO -A
> CONNECTION ERROR
> LOST A GOOD TEAM AND A MATCH WIN
> -8
> MFW
>using the octobrush for funsies
>my team's getting spawncamped at hammerhead
>i had planted beakons, but there was only one left untouched on the right side of the map
>i had jumped to it myself over and over, planting a new one each time
>always got splatted before i could put down 2 more at different spots
>no one ever jumped to that beakon except me
>no one ever jumped to me
>mfw we ended with ~6%
w-where did everyone go?
>>123317253
boo
You didn't see anything, shabu.
lol
sorry scarth
>>123317253
clan fags now anon
hi 9-volt
is this the first time we've played together?
GGsScarth-Senpai
Callie
Need to ice my hands. Nice lobby guys.
Bum_Nugglerprivate lobby is open, hopefully losing to people I know will be less infuriating than losing to people I don't know.
Ggs lobby, thanks for playing. I know we went for ages, it's 2pm and I haven't had something to eat yet.
>>123317516
1v1 me punk
Why do people play with BumNuggler
>>123317363
and ggs-shabu :p
>bought a monoprice lan adaptor awhile ago
>worked well, but I couldn't connect anyway because the Ethernet port in the room doesn't fucking work
>just got my powerline adaptor in the mail
>works pretty well, but the lan adaptor doesn't fucking work now
what the fuck man im losing hope
>>123317664
cause lag lobby is fun as shit
Great lobby scarth gg's
Oh my god, I love charging from the middle carousel on museum. It's like a fairground attraction.
>>123317706
did you try the powerline adapter with your computer to make sure it works?
and is the ethernet adapter usb 2.0?
ggs everyone
>>123317568
Scarth you are my splatcrush I'm burning to lay the smoochdown on you
![WUNLyLl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WYedkgx.jpg "WUNLyLl[1].jpg")
What song is she singing?
>>123317454
Why did Nintendo decide to make her so perfect
>>123317752
this
>>123317664
Fun every once in a while.Loses it novelty quick though
>>123317664
for the fun webms
>>123317516
Sorry about closing the lobby right as you got on, I was about to stop anyway.
>>123317667
>>123317409
>>123317764
Ggsill webm some stuff soon
>>123310085
I know you're just funposting but I stream mainly for /ink/ just because it's enjoyable, it's nice to be able to quickly talk to people between rounds, and hopefully is a lower ranked player from /ink/ watches me they can pick up something that will help them improve.
Also because I've had a capture card laying around for a few years that I haven't used, Splat is the first console game I've played alot. I've also been inspired by a bunch of good players in a past shooter I played who made really good and memorable videos, though streaming wasn't really a thing at that time.
Why the fuck can chargers hit you from a lower platform while you're squidded.
>>123317901
>Bomb throw range +
>Sprinkler
every time
Yes. Yes it is.
>>123317819
oh please...
what am I wearing.. oh boy
>>123317809
Yes and yes. My laptop connects with the powerline adaptor flawlessly and the Ethernet adaptor says "Wii compatible" right on it. It's an issue with the Ethernet adaptor because not even my laptop will take it. It just stopped working and I'm pretty pissed because I was so close to maybe fixing my connection issues.
>>123318164
So did you make a grammar mistake or are you implying sitting on butts
Because I'm pretty sure sitting on butts is not a thing
>>123315285
Mastering the Aerospray is always good.
>>123318520
>mastering the lowest skill ceiling in the game
>>123318520
>>123318597
>rambo style combat
>lowest skill ceiling
>>123318695
>>123318080
Can't believe he called me being a disgusting shitposting cyst in his chat nice. I'm blushing a really pretty red.
And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.
>>123318695there are tears in my eyes just thinking about it
>>123318827
You mean that weird hole under her nose?:^)
>>123318597
He didn't say .96 gal
>>123317568T-this is the first time I've been included in a screenshot
B-but I wasn't wearing my normal gear
>>123318978
That isn't skillbased. That's entirely RNG.
join lobby
>dat clutch
Playing with friends was supposed to be less infuriating.
>>123319027Same I look tacky
>>123318779
thanks senpai
>>123319027
>>123319458
Wow, congratulations guys, you're basically famous now, how will you deal with all the fame and adoring fans?
Looking for some ppl to squadand populate my freinds list withwith.
Anyone got an opening?
I think I'm at least above average.
NNIDWindowmkr
>>123319624
Jack off in San Diego
>>123319624
Anyone know what sub and special the new slosher dropping tonight comes with?
>>123319027
holy autismo
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>123319723
i'll send a request. i'm waiting until next rotation to play ranked, though.
>>123320146
splash wall and kraken
>>123320551
Cool
Got ya.
>>123320723
>RM Heights/Bridge
This will end well.
>>123320723
>splash wall
Not my first choice to pair with a Slosher but okay.
>kraken
Great. Because we definitely needed another one of those.
>the asset
>>123319582
the fuck? did 4chan word censor senpai to senpai on me?
>>123320973
>being this new
>>123320973
Not sure what you're talking about desu senpai
>>123320973
tbqh famitsu idk what you're talking about
>>123321045
HAHAHAHA JOKES ON YOU I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A NEWFAG
>>123320973
what you on about senpai?
>>123320973
what u talkin bout famicom
It's weird that the main mode for this game seems to be focused on the least due to it not appearing in ranked. The only time turf war gains much relevance seems to be during Splatfest. Other than that, it's SZ, TC, RM for S+ rank and levelling gear and tournaments.
lobby 6/8
>their voice sound nothing like a normal human's
>yet are insanely beautiful
how does it work?
>>123320973
Never gets old.
>>123321276
it's not because it's not ranked, turf war is just inherently a more casual mode
>>123321308
like catwork.
>>123321308
you racist little cunt, you realise they're japanese?
>>123321409
Uh no it isn't.
hey bum??
>>123321752
yeah?
>>123321752
wot u want m9
>>123321591
the majority of the 3 minutes in the match doesn't matter, plus it allows for some players to avoid combat and just rack up 1600 points on the aerospray. not saying it's wrong but it does require less skill
>>123320973
Whaddaya mean senpai
>>123321752
Hey what? The lobby is waiting for you.
>>123321804
You ain't me fool!
>>123321836
And neither are you!
I am so angry I just bit my laptop and left a permanent mark.
>>123322026
are you 8?
>>123322026
pics
>>123322170
are you 7?
>>123321976
Was that supposed to be impressive?
>>123322026
are you 6?
>>123322026
why do people here get so angry at video games?
>>123321276
Splat Zones takes Turf War and focuses it all into one or two small zones thereby increasing the need to kill squids.
Tower Control takes Splat Zones and makes an even smaller zone move along a predefined path which decreases the distance between the zone controller and the enemy, increasing the amount of encounters between enemy teams.
Rainmaker takes Tower Control and removes the predefined path with the zone turning into a macguffin.
>>123322026
are you 5?
>>123322238
no but check this 5
>>123322026
are you 4?
> Eating
> I'll miss the Slosher Deco's release
> gah
join lobby pls
>>123322507
im cumming
>>123322247
>>123322301
Because 3D platforming without a blob shadow is infuriating
Has anyone ever bought an Ethernet adaptor at a brick and mortar store? I really don't want to wait until Friday to get one shipped.
>>123322507
>>123322507
Not for squads. Only 8 man lobbies are fun.
>having a jolly old time squid partying with some of my teammates and the other team
>some fun-hating chap splats me and my teammates
>tfw the other partiers gang up on the party crasher and shoot at him until he goes away
>>123322026
are you 3?
>>123322247
I'd say it was, how often do you see a squid eat three flicks and not bat an eyelash?
New Slosher's just as stupid as I thought it would be.
>>123322247
Which one of you fucks started this meme?
>>123322742
Never since I don't live in a shithole and waste money on capture cards instead of quality internet service.
>>123322825I think it was me
>>123322759
can't wait for it to be the new tower control meme weapon
>>123322847
The capture card was free
>>123322554
Try Sonic Adventure, you've got your shadow, but that doesn't mean the camera's on letting you see it.
Shitty overrated game.
>>123322671
>squid partying
this isn't reddit bub
>>123322865
I hope you get hit in the nuts with a baseball bat anon.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
>>123322947
...wat
how
>>123322947
You find it in the dumpster while looking for food?
>>123323016
it's not? ...wow, you're right! you're pretty sharp, anon.
>>123323016
Messing around like that has been a thing since Splatoon came out, reddit didn't invent it.
>>123322534
>>123323060
>>123323109
He borrowed it from a friend. How new are you?Are you the shitters that come here only when there's new stuff and shitpost?
GET THE FUCKING BEACONS
GODDAMNIT HOW SHIT ARE YOU TO NOT EVEN TRY
FUCKIGN DIE YOU CUNSTS
>get disconnected every time the game starts.
Ok...
anyone wanna squad?
nnid: tiabutt
>>123323060
Borrowed from a friend.
>>123323109
Food and electronics go in separate dumpsters, I did get my TV from the dump though.
I don't how I survived that kraken trade like that
>>123323285
Does he also "borrow" this friend's internet connection?
>>123323616
I'd impregnate her defenses alright
I'm a little shitter squib who needs some advice.
Should I be buying all of the 3 star gear in the stores that I can? Should I be buying the lower stuff as well?
Are snails the only way to reroll items? I don't want to waste the last 2 I have to check.
And final questionwhy am I so aroused by the squids?
>>123323710
>why am I so aroused by inklings
ftfy
>>123323540
Sent.
>>123323710
if you have the money by as much gear as you can besides weapons
at level 20 you can pay 30k to reroll and add slots
because they'rekids
>>123323710
Because you're a pedophile.
>>123323710
Buy everything.
You can reroll stuff by giving Spike 30,000 once you hit level 20.
Pic related.
>>123322559
Anyone?
>>123323258
How the fuck did you manage to bite sideways? Do you have a big enough mouth to bite there?
>>123323616
Humans go in different places too based on their wealth and value, this is why you're spending your time in dumpsters.
>>123323710
because you've yet to master Hank's squidsucking technique
>>123323540
waiting for lobby
>>123323710
Buy everything.
You can use cash.
Because you're a pedophile.
>>123323710
Really you should just be buying gear that has a nice main ability and a brand that isn't useless either
Though if you're that low a level maybe you shouldn't even worry about the brand
What weapon do you use?
>>123323825
aaand accepted
>>123324016
it's up
>>123323710
Because they are wearing tight fitting spats. Which is why so many miiverse posts keep asking for pants. Because people are getting aroused and feeling uncomfortable about it.
>>123323948
No I haven't.
tfw new bucket has wall and kraken when you thought it was the one with seekers and echo.I got hyped for nothing.
>>123324001
whats squidsucking? also, whats a woomy?
>>123318164
I want Marie to sit on myshoulders
>>123324084
LET'S DO THIS
>>123324089
I don't get it. the spats don't particularly arouse me
>>123324158
>whats squidsucking?
Shitposting
>whats a woomy?
An Inkling
You're this new here and posting art from an ink artist?
>>123324332
>An Inkling
A female Inkling
>>123324332
anon...
>>123324158
squidsucking is a high level technique developed by Hank... from Nintendome where you shoot your gun and suck your own dick at the same time. game meta eventually developed to where you jump, shoot and suck your own dick at the same time.
this is a woomy
>running away with the rainmaker
niiice
>>123324439
>squidsucking is a high level technique
Is there a video of this AT (advanced technique)?
>>123324112
fuck man. I found a best buy that has a compatible one, but it's 30 fucking dollars and Best Buy closes in an hour. Fuck it, I'm getting it
>>123323982
It's the wrist rest area, I bit with my head leaning forwards and my canine gouged a mark in the surface.
>>123324439
I cant get enough of these advanced squid techniques..are there any more?
>splat Bum before he splats rainy
>rainy dies anyway
>it happen twice
I tried
>tfw I have 230 pieces of gear.
I can just imagine what my inkling's wardrobe must look like.
is it true flc quit splatoon?
Do we keep on playing the same team?
why these trisquads?
>>123314965
>not re-naming the Edition
You're a bad OP maker, OP
>>123324898
Squid Tornado.
>>123325008
that win felt... kinda bad...
Oh shit, SND
>>123324898
squidcunnilingus
>>123324953
Yes
Apparently the Neo Luna Blaster broke the game and it's now unplayable. Skim his last broadcast, he spends about an hour ranting (as befits him) about how the game is terrible and dead now.
>>123324898
Jumping and Shooting (needs name)
>>123323659
I wish
>>123323993
Shitholes are cool anon, get with the program.
Btw NWPlayer123 is streaming and she's doin a bunch of shenanagins.
>>123325518
>she
>>123325518
>she
Yo, if someone with a tri-slosher on your team is sitting next to the rainmaker and says "C'mon!" that means grab the fucking rainmaker so he can fucking shield you, don't just ignore it.
fuck people
>>123325518
>>123325583
>>123325619
who cares
>>123325518
>she
>>123325518
>she
>>123325518
>thryack
>those krakensok time to go cereal
>>123325518
>scarth
>>123325518
Its non gendered when you say she actually, meaning he or she :v
>>123325518
rip thread
>>123325583
>>123325619
>>123325661
>>123325687
>this is what /ink/ gets the most buttblasted over
>>123325646
But you can't shield a player with the rainmaker, unless you mean the bucket uses Bubble then stands in front of you to block fire
>>123325776
>buttblasted
Soooo no splatfest announcement yet?
>>123325776
I rake your nose
>>123325518
>she
tia here, that match was laggy as fuck for me. like i saw the guy sitting with the rainmaker on the goal for a full second. was it that bad for anyone else?
>>123325518
>she
Oh shit
>>123325880
I don my robe and wizard hat
>>123315285
It's good practice for flank style squid fights. And it's poor accuracy and low damage means that it really emphasizes your defensive skills under pressure more than your general aim. It's on the opposite end of the playstyle spectrum to playing as a charger.
>>123325583
>>123325619
>>123325661
>>123325687
>>123325951
is this supposed to be impressive?
>that kraken waiting 5 seconds, then superjumping back
May that was hilarious
>>123325783
that's what people do
>>123326027
>>123325518
>she
Is this what /ink/ has become?
>>123326027
Does this advanced technique have a name?
>>123326114
It might be called "dicking about"
>>123326114
I call it squidjerking
>>123326027
>she
>>123325518
>>123325583
>>123325619
>>123325661
>>123325687
>>123325951
>>123325991
>>123326106
I can't believe it >>123325750 was right
>>123325323
>Apparently the Neo Luna Blaster broke the game
I heard this on endgame's Inkstorm 2 stream as well.
Is the Neo Luna really that bad?
>>123326196
Derailing the thread is /ink/s specialty.
Anyone remember the SU derail?Feels good knowing you caused it.
>>123326196
>she
Marie is amazingly sexy, but incredibly shallow, cynical and ostentatious!
I would one night stand her any day!
Decided to play some turf war out of boredom.
Kinda amusing to see low level squibs in my team gain levels so quickly.
>>123326215
two of them on a team in tower control and you can't gain an inch of ground
>teammates get in your line of fire
>>123326301
>Derailing the thread is /ink/s specialty.
you've never been to /co/, have you?
>>123325968
pretty much
>I heard this on endgame's Inkstorm 2 stream
Who said it, did you happen to notice? I wasn't watching.
I don't think it's that bad. It's strong on some SZ and RM maps, but I don't think it's as good as the other Luna on TC. It's a fun weapon, very 'explosives expert' style, and strong, but I wouldn't call it overpowered or gamebreaking.
FLC plays (played) with the mindset that if he considers something in the game to be overpowered or broken (see his thread about Rig being "unsuitable" because of this epic peeking meme), then it should be removed and he should not have to learn to play around it.
>>123326215
Luna Blaster hits with blast damage
Splat Bombs is a bomb with blast damage
Bomb Rush is multiple bombs with blast damage.
All around a weapon for hitting people without requiring accuracy.
I guess that's why people hate it.
>>123326521
maybe it's me? would someone else hosting help?
>>123326512
you've never been to my basement, have you?
>>123326527
>>123326215
whoops
>>123326512
I don't browse it that much, maybe on Tuesdays every now and again for a Flash thread but other than that I don't really like it.
>>123326527
it's not as broken as Tohsaka's anus after last night
>>123325383
Mega Manning
>>123326835
What does this have to do with Splatoon?
>>123326903
it's an /ink/ meme
Slosher in a few minutes.
>>123326215
>>123326530
I never had a problem with it, but then again Iam not dumb enough to come within distance of one using it. I also apply to same rule to good rollers who can kill in one hit after nerf update.
>>123326553
It's fine for me.
>>123326835
-lemon
>>123327008
It's already out.
>>123327008
kek
>>123326553
nah, its most likely just latency
>>123326835
-scarth
Squad over?
>>123326527
>Who said it, did you happen to notice?
Eirik, I think. It's in the first hour somewhere, just an offhand comment.
They were watching the stream of a player named... Seifen? Said player was using the Luna.
> FLC plays (played) with the mindset that if he considers something in the game to be overpowered or broken (see his thread about Rig being "unsuitable" because of this epic peeking meme), then it should be removed and he should not have to learn to play around it.
Ugh. I hate this.
I mean, I understand the whole 'thing is uncompetitive, thing doesn't belong in a fair competitive environment' argument, and that's fine. It's when the community gives people a position of power or influence over the meta and they start banning things that they don't like that it gets stupid.
>>123327159
>connection error
if you guys wanna keep going, i put the quad back up
>>123327008
ayy lmao
Get camped.
>>123326215
>>123327193
Bubbler flat out eats bombs on contact, and is essentially death for Blasters.
Tri-Slosher, is probably good for challenging Neo Luna users, especially with height advantage.
>>123327193
>Eirik, I think.
I don't mind Eirik, he's a good guy and he knows how to run a tournament, but I don't think he's an especially good player from the hour or so that I've watched his stream. It's strong, of course, but it's not gamebreaking.
>Seifen
Maybe Japanese player
>gives people a position of power or influence over the meta
Exactly why I think that thread that Bat Nam made about Rainmaker being unfair (which was later deleted) was hilarious because it became a forum for maybe 5 or 10 people to whine about their bad RM experiences.
>Rainmaker
Anyone want to scrub squad?
NNID:snakesamz
churro spaghetti and may woomy
>>123325079
my favorite top technique
>shooting directly at the rainmaker
>definitely within range
>nopelol, they're immune
i might have to stop soon out of sheer annoyance
also, it appears tia squad is now 3/4?
>>123327756
bum and rainy
>>123325383
vertical boosting and horizontal ink deployment, i'm telling you
>>123327946
Yeah, got some players on the other team that died a good 4 seconds to me after I did, that's some serious desync.
>>123328018
vbahid for short... i like it. rolls off the tongue easily.
