Outdated Memes Edition
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>New Patch Includes - Keeper
Added The Keeper (unlocked by donating 1000 coins to the greed machine) and new items:
Keeper now holds... a single fucking penny
Rib of Greed
Keeper's Store Key
Karma
Sticky Nickels
Deep Pockets
>New Patch Includes -
Item nerfs
Alt+F4 now doesn't work for dying
Stopwatch nerf (only on-hit, still special)
Didn't change unavoidable damage rooms
>General Information
http://bindingofisaac.com/
FAQ:
>What does "item" do?
http://platinumgod.co.uk/rebirth
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Binding_of_Isaac:_Rebirth_Wiki
>What's that HUD that people are using?
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2
>What is "thing" on the post-it note?
Top row: Mom's Heart/It Lives, Isaac, Boss Rush
Middle row: Satan, ???, The Lamb
Bottom row: Mega Satan, Greed Mode, Hush
>What is Hush/Blue Womb?
New boss in a new area that opens when you beat Mom's Heart before the 30th minute.
Pretty much a bullet sponge though, so have fun with that.
>How to unlock The Lost?
1. Unlock Missing Poster.
2. Die holding Missing Poster in Sacrifice Room.
3. Congratulations, you have now unlocked The Lost in a fraction of the time of everyone else.
>How to unlock The Keeper?
Donate 1000 coins to the greed machine.
If you're not up for autistic level of grinding, use cheat engine;
1. First scan for the value you have in the greed machine.
2. If only one result, change it to 999.
3. If not, donate one coin and try again.
4. Repeat step 3 until it works.
>The Keeper has no sprite and dies instantly!
Remove players.xml from your resources folder.
Do not sexualize Little Horn
first for no more steak memes
So Soy Milk + Libra is pretty dope apparently
XTH FOR LITTLE HORNY
>>123194594
Just a heads up
If you're playing Lillith and have Ipecac, Matt's Kidney Stone DOES work and will fire off about 12 fucking ipecac tears randomly
So be careful with that
Will you guys be mad at me if i post my isaac stream here? i literally started yesterday
>>123195073
YES
>>123194884
>>123194942
Too slow tbqh
>>123195073
Go ahead, I need something to watch anyway
>watching NL's latest video
>seeing him talk about the new character unlock
He's mad, but the canadian in him won't let him express it.
>>123195508
What did he say?
>>123195356
twitch tee ve /niconeitor
>>123195629
Basically along the lines of "I think this is fucking stupid but I'm going to be playing Isaac for a long time so I won't be TOO salty about it"
He hasn't made it to the Stop Watch nerf yet, so let's see how he handles that.
>>123195629
He said it's going to be a colossal pain in the dick because he's only doing 2 or 3 runs a day, so he's going to have to spend forever in greed mode in terms of uploads, unless he can find a workaround with the hourglass.
>>123195508
>>123195820
He's right though. He's gonna play that game for like 3 more years.
>>123195820
I've never even unlocked the stop watch (basically I still have to unlock red candle, the candle, stop watch, and Godhead before 100% Rebirth), how did it function before and how does it function now?
>>123196032
Previously it was fucking boring, but one of the most powerful items in the game. The second you enter a room, all enemies in the room would be slowed down for the entire time.
Now it's an on-hit effect.
It wouldn't be so bad if IT DIDN'T TAKE 999 COINS TO UNLOCK, and if it weren't a FUCKING SPECIAL ITEM
>Brimstone
>Monstro's Lung
>Rubber Cement
fuck you Ed you can't take my fun away
![7ad84e5a97[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6nmKJho.png "7ad84e5a97[1].png")
I have gotten 20 Breakfasts
There is NO way that there are that many available
>>123196171
>Now it's an on-hit effect
So much for the Lost
>>123196780
Since posting, I'm at 28 now.
>>123196780
>>123197140
It's chaos.
>old method to unlock Lost was convoluted but extremely consistent
>new method relies entirely on you finding one out of dozens of trinkets and a sacrifice room before your run ends
I've been rerolling shops for a fucking eternity to get Mom's Box
I regret starting fresh, and am about 1 more run away from cheating this faggot in
>>123197780
This.
I've done about 20 runs since the update, I used to get the thing all the time when I didn't want it and now? Nothing.
>>123197780
Did they remove the old method when they added the new one?
Does it count as cheating if you play an older, non-nerfed version of the game? I've got 30th of october version of afterbirth, how buff it is compared to the later versions?
>>123198191
No, it counts as fun.
>>123195630
>all those hearts out of nowhere
ahahahah
>>123198389
don't say that shit, thats what everyone says when they're using cheat engines.
I feel like its more of what the game deserves if it was unbalanced to on release.
I'd be playing a later version of afterbirth if I could get it to work. At what sale price would rebirth + afterbirth be worth it?
>>123198534
Did you get triggered after he used your real life picture?
>>123198534
Its doubtful you'll be able to snag Rebirth + Afterbirth for less than fifteen bucks, like, ever.
>>123198534
>I feel like its more of what the game deserves if it was unbalanced to on release.
referring to my own playing of an older version, not cheatscum
>>123196171
frankly, a common shop item shouldnt be that common/powerful. I'm glad they nerfed but not in the way they did it. The rarity of the item or when it actually slows down room should have been spread out, not a bullshit parameter that forces you to take damage.
>>123198756
Just never going to buy it then. I thought I saw rebirth for 5 dollars once, if they were $5 as a bundle that would be worth it.
Why does it feel like i'm making the game worse for myself as I unlock garbage items that are further diluting the fun items in the pool?
Sometimes I wish I could just unlock the 20 or so interesting items only and just do runs of that forever.
>>123199082
The only way bad item runs could have been madefunis if the game had a working online multiplayer, but as we know Nicalis is way to lazy to even attempt something like that from the beginning.
If you had a seeded run with Edens blessing would the effect work? This is important.
>>123199505
Do you mean if you seeded for Eden's Blessing, or if you seeded a post-Blessing run?
The first doesn't give you the free item.
>play on a mediocre laptop
>isaac never lags or hiccups or has any slowdown at all unless I have a crazy gamebreaking run with a shitload of particles
>download missingHUD
>sub-10fps on burning basement
what fucking gives
Any new steak adventures from todaythe only reason i come to this general is to gawk at edmund and nicalis's incompetance, arrogance, and general assholishness. otherwise i'd just play the game
>Always assumed magic mushroom and halo were solid pickups
>Realise that the actual damage and tears up is unbelievably miniscule
>>123201320
still better than range up
>>123201320
Health up is pretty decent right before heading into a devil deal though.
>>123201320
>>123201384
>>123201578
Plus, Magic Mushroom gives a 1.5X Damage Modifier.
>>123201320
>Magic Mushroom
>Miniscule damage up
What the fuck are you smoking?
Sac dagger + car battery + box of friends + sharp plug = easiest hush of my life
>Blank rune + jera run
>Totally exhaust all item pools
>Still takes 5 minutes to kill hush
I still cannot believe edmund thought scaling health was a good idea.
>open a golden chest
>bob's brain
>REROLL
>purity
>>123198771
>common shop item
Anon, it's a special item. As such, even SEEING the item decreases your chance to see shit like Brimstone, Mom's Knife, so on so forth by 50%.
I'd expect special items to either be game-winning or to have amazing synergies, or even both.
How do i git gud at this game? pls gib tips
twitch/niconeitor
>>123201320
Magic Mush is a damage multiplier, anon.
It's fucking amazing.
Another FUCK THE KEEPER post.
I had mom's box, swallowed penny life savings, and humbling bundle. three double coins spawning on every hit wasn't enough. All three bounced under the fucking hush. Still zero things off checked off that fucking postit. The only one I haven't completed.
I will never pick up the inner eye if I see it as another character, never.
>>123203721
Should've brought Broken Magnet :^)
>>123203721
I really don't understand the character. It's so close to being a neat concept, but the two-health limit just fucking breaks it to fuck and back.
It's like....I just don't understand it, man.
>>123205857
You know what's even worse? When he was datamined, he was able to talk half-coins of damage instead of a full coin.
Is Mom's Knife + Ludo garbage or is it just me?
>>123206709
>Ludo
Ludo is generally garbage unless you have something like Brimstone or are playing as the Lost. Don't listen to the Scumegg apologists claiming otherwise.
Should I pick it up?
>>123207474
This is bait, right? Why are you even asking this?
>>123207474
Nah he won't copy Incubus.
>>123206206
Seriously? Edmund is a fucking hack.
>>123207796
Even then he has literally no reason not to because it's clear he beat boss rush
Top left or bottom right? The others have spikes.
>>123194914
Wow I just deleted Hush in like a minute. Soy Milk with Libra is bugged I think.
>>123208283
top
>>123209114
too late
should've spoken sooner
rerolled into experimental treatment
>>123208689
It's mathematically correct though since the extreme drop in damage and tears rate are perfectly balanced
>check out NL stream
>they're arguing about meat or sandwiches or something
the fuck is going on
>>123210435
le steak meme XD
>>123210435
He's trying really hard to talk shit about the nerfs and everything, but his Inner Canadian refuses to let him be mean.
>>123210869
ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon
Anyone finding more pennies inside their poop then usual?
>>123210869
>>123211084
pretty sure it's nothing to do with the steak meme, which I doubt NL is even aware of, unless it was his way of subtly bringing it up but I didn't hear the start of the argument which is why I asked
>>123211238
*not holding the petrified trinket
>>123211238
>>123211401
isn't it based on your luck stat?
and since in afterbirth your luck can increase by picking up pennies, I'd imagine it's thus a little more likely to get (even) more pennies, but I could be completely wrong here
/boig/ what would yfw;
>Complete a new challenges>Damage Up and Damage Down pills unlocked!
>>123211994
>what is Tears Up/Tears Down
are you new?
>>123211994
Better than fuckin Addicted
>>123211994
I'll take anything that makes it even slightly less likely to get a ton of Neutral Pills after acquiring PHD.
>>123212214
>Addicted
>leave room
vs
>Damage Down
>lose
>>123212145
>Tear rate and damage is the same thing guise, especially when u have a damage multiplier item
>>123212341
>implying you don't R when you get Tears Down or Health Down anyways
>>123212362
>assumptions
they're fairly similar, an actual Damage Up pill would be too OP (if not minimal), especially for edmund to ever consider.
>>123212481
>Health Down
>relevant
If you have more than one red heart you should be trying to get rid of it anyway.
>only need greed mode for Lost, on it for 4 hours
>most overpowered i've ever been
>last floor before ultra greed
>double Monstro2
>things get hectic
>one Monstro down
>walk into a blue fire and die
I feel the need to break something
Haven't played in some time, is 1001% fixed?
>>123213172
If you haven't unlocked everything prior to the update, yes.
If you have, enjoy your steak.
Rate my issac boig
Post 'em.
>>123213261
I have all items, all post-its, and all challenges, in my version.
I'm guessing it won't unlock for me.
>>123213513
>picked up curse of the tower blind
>get safety scissors from the fortune machine
I've never gotten 99 bombs without pyromaniac before
>mfw fighting little horn
>>123213557
Do you have all Secrets save for one?
If so, then yeah, you're fucked.
Post yfw the wafer on a Samson run
>>123213513
>>123212784
>can't pay for multiple devil deals without losing more health
>this is somehow a good thing
>>123213701
>getting hit
Literal shit.
>>123212558
It's a hypothetical situation, anon. I do honestly doubt Edmund would add it, especially with Placebo being a thing now.
>>123213693
SHHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>123213875
But that's the whole point of Samson. Give up a heart or two to sweep through every floor.
apparently if you manage to pick up 2 steam sale simultaneously everything in the shop will be free forever
>had that twice but no restock item
So lame
>>123197780
Would you say it's as hard as unlocking the crystal cruiser in Faster Than Light?
>>123215569
Crystal Cruiser isn't that hard to get, you just win with every other ship. Takes a while but it's gets unlocked naturally.
>>123215796
They added that in after the original insane-luck based one was changed.
>>123213513
I cheatedLOL
>>123215972
Wait, the Crystal Pod was the ONLY way to get it? I guess it compensates for how stupidly strong that ship is.
Apparently Mom's Knife + Tech X is bugged. Anyone know what their interaction is?
>>123215569
Fuck me, I've had more trouble getting the Slug and Mantis cruisers than with Crystal.
Good joke, Ed.
>Punching Bag can die permanently
Literally why is this a thing?
>>123219446
He respawns.
>>123219504
He died while I was fighting Mom..
I'm in Sheol after fighting the Hush and he still hasn't respawned.
OUTSCALE THIS YOU PIECE OF STEAK
>a room in the Dark Room is 5 of these.
Eat a dick McGilligan
>Pandora's Box does literally nothing in Blue Womb
THANKS EDMUND
>>123219737
>>123220536
Don't worry, it's just a bug. We'll fix it next patch.
So I still haven't got this yet cause I'm stuck with PS4, did they patch it to be playable yet?
Is Afterbirth still gonna be shit by the time I'm able to play it you think?
this room was made by the fucking devil
>>123221804
Which is funny, since it's impossible to get to the Devil Room with that room layout in the first place unless you have flying/ladder/jump.
>>123207954
Actually, there's a huge reason not to.
Whenever you have more than one familiar, box of friends gets fucked up, and it becomes harder to aim the second shot.
>>123219927
You're mad about that and not the Quad Cage rooms?.
>the Fallen gives items from the devil room pool
>the Adversary doesn't
>Fruitcake still isn't in Krampus' item pool
is there a way to cheat in trinkets?
>>123223762
Find Mom's Box and give it permanent charge.
>>123223762
In players.xml, add trinket="id" to a character's line.
>>123223925
cool thanks
>>123224665
i'd play it
Lost greed mode is so hard
d20 doesn't work gib tips
Did Eggmund McMuffin recently change how Jera works? I had blank card + jera + golden key on the chest and every chest I duped had the same fucking item
does lump of coal stack?
>>123225487the item wasn't breakfast, was it?
>>123225396
Tip:Don't play greed mode
So I imported my save and have holy mantle unlocked, but the Lost doesn't start with it. What the fuck?
>>123225689
I think so? I got two in Greed Mode once and it seemed to stack, but I can't confirm it.
>mfw I enter a quad Cage room for the first time
>>123226365
Need about 800 coins in greed Donation to get the Holy Mantle start
>play Nuclear Throne
>get to 7-1
>die
>every single time
how the fuck do i git gud
>>123226590
Oh, it's a greed machine thing. Fun.
>>123225847
One room it was. The first six chests had random books and the rest were breakfast but I was far from seeing everything in the item pools. In another room I ended up with multiple of the same items, like Explosivo and Ceremonial robes
>>123226687
Use melee weapons
They destroy all the annoying projectiles, and jumping guard dogs get hit 6 times in a row by all melee swings
>>123226798
You took Chaos, didn't you?
>>123226798
chaos senpai
>>123226890yes
Is that a side effect of chaos?
>>123226798
Strange, I got a Blank Card + Jera run a few days ago, and it worked fine. Did you take Chaos?
>>123223973
i don't have a players.xml file. what do i do?
>>123226979
From the wiki:
>As the item does not actually mix or combine item pools, it is possible to quickly deplete smaller item pools and end up with Breakfast.
You got the library pool, which is pretty small, so it didn't take long to breakfast it. The whole thing's just a result of lazy coding, probably.
>Judas run
>pick up Dead Cat
>kill myself for Whore of Babylon and Spirit of the Night
>realize I fucked up, since Whore is 1/2 heart activation for not Eve and flying is useless in greed
>have to kill myself again to complete guppy >get to ultra greed with 3 lives, 0 soul hearts, and flaming tears
never give up /boig/
>>123227339
woops
>get Luck Up pill and Placebo on the first floor
>Car Battery second floor
what's the best item I can hope for to abuse all this luck with
>>123227248
chaos seems infinitely less useful than I initially thought. thanks anon
got banned from league for 14 days, looking for a game to play
how many levels does this game have
is there replay value, other than the rng items stuff
can i just buy afterbirth or what
>>123227074
Download the unpacker. drag packed files in your resources folder into the unpacker to unpack them.https://www.reddit.com/r/themoddingofisaac/comments/3rcosz/my_tools_are_now_afterbirth_compatible/
why do people play this game? whats so fun about it? whats the replay value?
i have never played this game but seen many streams/videos and dont find the appeal. what am i missing?
>>123227612
At first it seemed like a fucking amazing item, but eventually we realized that breakfast was inevitable.
>>123228037
it's very fun to break the game with OP combos, but that's basically it
>>123228037
It's fun
>>123227680
You should play the game of stop being a fucking faggot who plays shit games.
>>123228328
i'm trying
>>123228037
Item addiction.
Every single run is actually different since you never know what items you're going to get, and they all impact the game in different ways.
>>123228037
>i have never played this game
>I will judge this game anyway
>>123228994
thats why i am asking for your opinion
>>123227962
how do i repack these? sorry.
>>123229540
You don't actually need to. A packed version should remain in the packed folder.
>tfw dr fetus + pyromaniac
>>123229831
i meant since i changed a value in the players.xml file
>fight the fallen
>I had chaos
>it drops the box
>>123229870
>dr fetus + pyromaniac + soy milk
>>123229959
it's ok, just pretend it would have dropped the shovel without chaos
>>123230095
I ended up getting +4 hp, sad bombs (I have brimstone), and satanic bible the next floor so I'm not too upset
>>123229872
pls help
I HAD FORTY FUCKING LUCK ALL RUN LONG AND IT DIDN'T DO SHIT
WHY IS THIS STAT SO BAD FOR HOW HARD TO RAISE IT IS
>>123229872
Oh. Just drop the edited players.xml file into your resources, and it reads it fine.
>doing cain boss rush
>finish it and get his other eye
>go ahead and finish off the rest of the run
>get a different ending
>ipecac has now appeared in the basement
So... wait, what? Was it the boss rush + finish or are multiple clears with one character unlocks more things?
>>123231765
thanks
>>123231821
Yes, you can get multiple unlocks in one run
>>123231069
It's not that hard to raise in afterbirth but that's sort of the point. Would you rather it be hard as fuck to raise and have a huge impact on the game? It would just be another potential point of frustration. Luck mostly comes into play when it comes to item drops and slot machines. It's alright
>>123231821
Each time you down Mom's Heart you get a different ending and unlock, until the 11th
>tech x
>ipecac
>quad shot
>inner eye
>moms knife
All on the same run. Help guys I think I'm going to die irl.
>>123231886
That's not what I was asking, and I'm a little confused how you got that.
I've beaten the game with cain once, ok? Got the unlock.
Then I just beat the game again, with cain, and got a different unlock.
>>123232037
Getting the hanger with eve always made me think that the endings were character specific. Same with how judas unlocked the noose for me.
>>123232391
Not for Mom's Heart. Character-specific unlocks don't occur until the fights beyond it, and Boss Rush.
Also, all character unlocks are generally themed around that character.
>>123232491
>Not for Mom's Heart.
What, you don't like your coop babies?
>>123232920
Fuck off Eggmund
>listening to Egg's newest LP
>starts singing about condoms and anal to the tune of Boston's 1976 hit "More Than a Feeling"
k
>>123231069
Yeah man try finding holy shots and see for yourself if luck doesnt matter.
>"Fuck you cheating son of a bitch."
>lose a brimstone spoonbender guppy run because I thought I could beat hush with one heart
hush is NEVER EVER worth it
fucking skip hush ALWAYS
What does my spacebar item do?
First time seeing it
>>123234514
Catches enemies.
After 4 floors/waves, you can spawn them back permanently charmed.
>>123234514
It's a pokeball
Honestly Ed what the fuck is the point of d4 on Lost if you start with the item that lets you actually survive the assload of unavoidable damage rooms you didn't bother testing
>>123235001
risk/reward anon :^)
Does Monstro's Lung work with Tammy's head?
Is it possible to get Mega Blast with Eden just by starting a game with it? I'm only missing that pick up for that sweet 1001%
>>123234606
>takes 8 charges to actually get a familiar who will die within 30 seconds every fucking time
that shit should be 2 charges tops i was so fucking disappointed when i finally found it
Ok, Keeper's Head+Ludovico is actually pretty funny.
>>123235549
Same. It's bullshit.That's why I edited the files :^)
>>123235549
You're supposed to catch monsters that don't charge into you, like pooters, horfs, wall spiders, and guts
>tfw pirated the game
>tfw don't have to suffer the consequences of Edmund turning into Phil Fish
>>123235549
I had a brimstone ghost with that item once, it's probably the only enemy you should consider using it on.
>>123235737
i tried it with a host and the thing still died to a fucking green globlin like almost instantly because it wouldnt stop fucking opening
and even if they didnt die the time required to get a single fucking familiar out is like half a floor or greater, thats fucking nonsense
>>123236042
Brimstone Ghosts, Brimstone Spiders, Demon Babies and Mom Hands are really the only worthwhile options.
>>123236507
Normal Wizoobs are pretty good too.
I unlocked the D6 in rebirth and then got aterbirth and for whatever reason it wont import my save. I'd sooner rip my teeth out than deal with Blue baby's nonsense trying to get that damn item again. Is there a way I can cheat to get it?
>>123236632
You can use Cheat Engine to give any character infinite health. Even the Lost. I think.
>>123236632
Blue baby isn't even hard nigga. For real just git gud. Now have fun with the lost and keeper.
>Greed machine jams after 1 coin
>0% chance
Nice fix, Ed
Next run I'm cheating this shit to 999
>>123236632
>Blue Baby
>Hard
Nigga you haven't even seen true suffering.
>>123237117
You got real unlucky bruh. I put in almost 200 coins with just two characters after the update.I cheat engined that shit before the patch. Just cheat it nobody will care. Fuck Edmund.
>>123236759
>>123237117
>>123237152
I find a bit less than 0 soul hearts in any given runof blue baby roughly 90% of the time . Some rooms you're just going to get hit(esspecially those rooms with the lined up barrels. What do you even do there?). You know this. And no I'm not looking forward to the lost but I highly doubt you do either.
>>123229870
>tfw kamikaze first item pyromaniac first boss item
That was the best run I'll ever haveand I didn't write down the seed
Not gonna lie, Guardian can be kind of fun.I got fucked something like 5 rooms into utero I. Not even mad though.
>tfw you go to sheol and fight the fallen literally ten times
what the fuck edmund
>>123237614
>Look for tinted rocks
>Grab spirit heart-based items
>Take Abaddon whenever possible
>Stop being shit
Anon, there's unavoidable damage, but nowhere near as much as you seem to believe.
Just git gud.
>>123235001
Anon, what is an "unavoidable damage room?"
Is it a hard room that requires good timing, are we talking about some situation where you instantly taking damage upon entering a room, or some situation where you can't not take damage?
I've yet to find one of these rooms.
>>123237614
>lined up barrels
In all those rooms you shoot one side and then run toward it as it blows up the other side.
Anyone have a dl for the Isaac Character Editor? I pirated the game.
>>123238818
Why would you need to say that? Are there actually people who DIDN'T pirate the game?
Please tell me no or I'm going to die from laughter.
>>123240409
>2000+10+4+2-1
>Not pirating Steam
>>123240409
>he didn't buy rebirth during any of the countless sales where it was only 7.50
>he didn't preorder afterbirth to get 30% off
It may have turned out to be a turd, but I'd be a liar if I said it hasn't given me six dollars worth of fun,
>>123226798
>walt jr. dot jpg
I don't get it I thought they said they'd fix breakfast
How fucking hard is it to code 'oh the pool is empty, you got breakfast, let me refresh the pool entirely or just find another item you've never seen to toss in'
why are the keeper's unlocks so bad
Thinking of it now, I really don't need all these battery items just for Dad's Key.
>>123243324
gotta speedrun
Where the cheat engine and how do I use it? I spent 26 minutes in greed mode and the machine jammed in 5 coins. Why the fuck should it jam at all in this fucking mode
>>123243771
www.google.com
>>123243771
>Why the fuck should it jam at all in this fucking mode
Blame Edmund "100 Dolllar Steak" Mcmuffen.
>manage to get The Map, Blue Map, and the Compass
>next floor is Curse of the Lost
why
>>123243920
>people still think it was Edmund who made the steak analogy
It was Tyrone "I'd rather watch Spongebob" Rodriguez
They should buff mega satan
>>123244260
Buff my foot in your ass.
>>123237638
>pyromaniac
>boss item
>>123244449
Must have picked up Chaos.
>>123244504
In the first floor ? Yeah...
>>123244689
Between good secret rooms, pots, trinkets, golden poops, shopkeepers, natural nickels and dimes, and natural shop sales, the odds of you being able to make a 7-15 cent purchase in the first floor shop aren't that unlikely, and you would know that if you actually played the game for any decent length of time. I had a run recently where I managed to upgrade Bumbo straight to Level 4 on the first floor thanks to special shopkeepers bunched together in a secret room and a lucky dime drop.
Why is The Keeper so fucking worthless? Who the hell play-tested this shit and thought: "Yeah this is perfectly fine and worth playing!" And this is what we get for a whole ARG and hours of greed machine grinding. This guy is weaker than the fucking Lost.
At least the Lost has good unlocks that make him worth playing, while this fucker has nothing. Can't even go into Curse Rooms or take Double-heart devil deals. Did they even put any thought into him?
>>123245035
>Who the hell play-tested this shit
Do you still believe that nicalis has playtesters at this point.
>>123244404
but he's weak as fuck so anti-climatic I want epic hard boss fight
>>123243324
A little late for that, eh?
>start lost run
>first item is mom's knife
>proceed to get lunch, dinner, gimp mask, maggy's bow, and spirit of the night one after the other
>>123245035
>this is what we get for a whole ARG
Why do people keep saying this? There was no ARG for Afterbirth. It was just waiting until Robotnik decided to turn on the content.
>>123245125
They probably playtested Chucklefish styleWith God Mode on.
Remind me again why keeper doesnt start with keeper's head?
>>123245035
>Who the hell play-tested this shit
nobody did. thats the point.
>>123246883
because that would require some thought be put into the character.
>greed machine blew up for the 3rd time
I put one cent in at 109 at it blows up without the cent registering. What's wrong?
>>123246883
infinite health from the start is unfair
>>123247059
>tfw you put more effort towards your ARG than towards your character design
>>123246883
Same reason Isaac doesn't hold Isaac's Head or Eve doesn't start with Eve's Mascara or Maggy doesn't start with Maggy's Bow
>>123247171
Maybe I just got unlucky but when I had it I only got like 1 coin every 2-3 rooms, which is no worse than him starting with wooden penny.
