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>waifus inbeach DLC
>Quiet giving JOI
>shrinking and stretching
>targeted advertising
>slave Jack
>ass cleavage day
Previous thread: >>122429276
1st for liara best waifu
>>122768005
>"le biodrone"
yes, reddit. that's exactly what you are.
>>122768171
>Quiet giving JOI
Sign language?
EDI a best robit
>>122768171
>>waifus in beach DLC
>>Quiet giving JOI
>>ass cleavage day
I like that!
>>122768409
meg is too offensive for reddit
Quiet a cute
>>122768409
You're just throwing around buzzwords, now. Did you even read what he wrote?
>>122769028
>>High tier Tali
>>Shit tier Dr. Karin Chakwas
OFFICAL WAIFU TIER
>High tier
Tali, Miranda
>Mid tier
Samara, Jack, Kelly Chambers
Shit tier
Dr. Karin Chakwas
>>122769028
>>122769321
them's fightin' words
>>122769321
Still trash.
>>122769321
Baiting just to get a (You) ?
>>122769321
>tali
>not in quarian shit tier
>>122769321
>Odin, Father to all tier
Femshep
>>122769680
Victoria, please.
>>122768568
Miri's ass is rounder and less saggy than EDI's, it triggers my autism to see them in the same outfit
>>122769790
>both of them lubed up
Jesus. Lewdest waifus.
>>122768279
Good lad
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1508309
Why can't I stop reading sadfics?
>>122768171
that collage was borderline Virmire
>>122770926
>borderline Virmire
what do you mean?
>>122771125
if the jannies are picky they can delete the thread because of insufficient censoring in the collage. a few months ago we got virmired for a lot less.
tfw no nurturing asari wife to have three kids with
>>122771242
shit , you're right, there are some lewd stuff in the collage
>>122771652
yeah plus there's way too much f*mshep
>>122769790
I'd say it's the other way around.
>>122768568
>>122768442
>>122770021
>>122772619
So much fucking bullshit you can't romance EDI. Fuck Joker.
That faggot should be happy fucking the toaster in the kitchen.
>>122773316
You got that right.
>>122773316
>robosexuals
>>122773769
christ frecklebeast is so fucking disgusting
>>122773769
What is Samara's expression trying to convey?
>>122773769
Even Ash wants to motorboat and suck on EDI's tits.
>>122773897
Anon, are you making an collage?
>>122774089
"What am I doing? Why am I showning off my ass? I want to be back on the Normandy.My feet hurt in these heels."
>>122774117
>Even Ash wants to motorboat and suck on EDI's tits.
Fic when?
>>122774089
She's also about to tell Miri the same things she told Shepard, regarding romance between the two of them,but she's just as willing to be convinced.
>>122773897
top tier censoring
>>122773897
>those faces
It made the image infinitely better.
miri
>>122777359
>tfw had a talk with Tali, again
Her voice is like...I don't know. It's so cute.
>>122773897
>>122775846
>>122777923
I like her body and all, but Miranda has pale, cream coloured skin, not a healthy tan.
Post a pic of food you're waifu would cook for you.
Also, what species cuisine would you think would be the most popular among humans. (Assuming that the cuisine presented to other races is similar to the way Chinese food is presented to us westerners. That is to say it's a small sample of meals that are seen as the stereotypical food a certain people eat.)
>>122777927
eastern yuro accent
>>122779489
Liara can't cook
>>122779489
I like to pretend Ashley's of Spanish or Italian origin, so some simple dish from those countires. She also seems like someone you could eat steaks with and drink beers, but also someone who enjoys a candlelit dinner with wine.
>what species cuisine would you think would be the most popular among humans
Can't even eat turian food, so asari, I'm guessing. They probably have food similar to humans, while still being exotic.
>>122779489
I'll cook for her, I don't want to disturb her.
Mass Effect needs tanlines and dishevelled clothing.
>>>/v/317137404
>>122780379
D-damn...
How about some waifu backside?
>>122780379
and damaged armor, hair in disarray, and semi serious bruising
>>122785685
And dirty armour, at least on the boots.
>>122786903
I'm all for curvy women with big butts, but Tali's spine is comically deformed.
>>122787142
She hit her back on the bulkhead when she was spaced.
>>122787142
It's artist's fault. She's beautiful.
>>122780138
KEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEK
>>122787863
What? Are you scared of being gentle to a girl?
>>122788447
Master cucc
Women are parasites, just fuck'em and dump'em
>>122773316
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1187383#search=legion
>>122787596
Stop posting anytime, man.
my man
Lightning Returns is coming out on Steam.
Buy it, plebs.
>>122790513
Fuck that noise.
>>122790513
nah
>>122789068
Yeah, women - maybe, quarians - not.
>>122789570
Sorry, can't. I'm in love.
>>122791327
Again, stop posting that pathetic shit. You're getting into weird-ass brony territory.
>>122791402
So why don't you post something "good" then? And my feels isn't that pathetic.
>>122780092
liking to pretend is the same as headcanon
>>122777927
>>122780138
>>122786903
>>122787596
>>122788447
>>122791327
>>122791705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPmruHc4S9Q
What's with this talicancer?? pls wank to your precious singalong mode dlc and stay in reddit
>>122793772
Yes, you are.
>>122791705
>And my feels isn't that pathetic.
It is. It really is. Funnily enough, I've only seen people being that pathetic about Liara and Tali. Might say something about those characters, and the audience they attract.
>>122795661
>jackfag
Hello cucc
>>122796282
Nope.
>>122792798
Wow, it's almost as if I wrote it.
>no fic where Shepard gets to experience Ashley's fit, toned, muscular body at the same time as Ashleigh's curvy body with enhanced bosom
>>122793407
Not so much headcanon, more 'it would be interesting if...', since Bioware doesn't really give any background regarding where Ashley's actually from. Y'know, what traditions does she and her family have?
I don't exactly actively pretend she's from those countries, then write fanfiction around that.
>>122799676
>then write fanfiction around that.
that's not necessary for headcanon
>>122803261
Bullshit
>>122803261
disgusting
http://i.imgur.com/2VUIzYO.jpg
>>122806952
>Liara groping Miranda's tit from behind.
Very nice.
>>122806952
why is miranda still wearing clothes?
>>122808115
She likes to be undressed by her lovers. Sometimes slowly, sometimes more urgently.
>HiddenPeriodicGuanaco
>>122795661
Nah, I've seen Jackfags doing it too
Reminder that Miri is best waifu.
https://d.maxfile.ro/rzeopajmlt.png
>>122815267
I don't like his stuff. Just a bunch of Kasumi and Samantha shit all the time.
>>122790513
I can't believe I forked over all that money for the first one on Steam.
Especially considered I had already tried to play FF13 on PS3 and hated it. Somehow I thought playing it on PC would be different. Buying that game twice is my second biggest video game shame ever, after purchasing and beating Ar Tonelico Qoga.
>>122789282
anon...why
hugs :3
Good night /meg/ and waifu dreams.
>>122818507
I'll try.
lairon baste waffu
jok gud waffle
mary ok wafer
>>122810978
>things that never happened
>>122821952
It was several paragraphs long, back in July or AugustI make some of the pathetic posts so I don't really have any reason to lie
>>122821247
tula bost wuffa
jara shoite worfa
>>122823830
cuntsellah tabos best wakfu
Femshep is cute.
>>122810978
It's happened.
Still boast weffy though.
Jackie Chan beast snu-snu
a waifu ridin' round shinin' while she can afford it?
Lel, there's a transman in AC: Syndicate. That must be why they have the sexual orientation and gender indentity preface in the game.
>>122830451
>Set within London in 1868 during the Industrial Revolution
>transman
how?
>>122831543
I don't know. Same way there's a transman in DA:I.
>>122827525
She's a swamp beast.
>page 9
>>122836505
>oh what we did to the primitive asari...the things liara doesn't know
>>122830451
I kept reading that as "trashman".
>>122831543
L I B R U L S
They don't care if it makes any sense as long as they can push their agenda.
what a handsome man!
>>122841608
SURPRISE, BITCH !
>you will never get breast implants in order to satisfy Miri's lust for sissy boys
>>122842425
dag is back online, you should go back there
>>122843469
How do you know it's back, homo boy?
>>122844541
I checked when I saw your post
>>122828625
I remember that show, was okay, somtimes good.
>>122845414
eny BT hier ?
>woke up
>realised no Tali near me to cuddle with
What a dark time we live in lads.
>>122847575
onlee us hughmons
>>122848210
you mean cuddle with her suit and helmet
>>122849428
It's still better than with a pillow tho.
>>122849975
why, she's about as engaging
>>122842425
Why must you torture me so?
>You will never ass implants so big that your ass gets bigger than Miri's but she makes you get a tattoo to make sure everyone knows it's fake unlike her perfect rear
>Miri will never fuck you senseless in an alleyway on omega and then invite a big group of mercs to have their way with you
>You will never get enhanced lips so big that you can hardly speak to be able to please Miri's elephant cock better as she fucks your throat without remorse or any consideration for you
>>122850116
>>122850124
more
>>122850116
You didn't touch her so you can't be sure, fuck off bully.
>>122839179
would probably have made the game infinitely better.
>>122847575
jas hughmons heer
>>122848210
you can literally cuddle with a tali puppet and wouldn't notice the difference.
>>122850124
should maybe get a snake jaw as well then
>>122850573
>Some jerk calls you a faggot after seeing footage that Miri has leaked on the extranet
>You're taken offguard and just manages to awkwardly blurt out something about that it's not gay if balls don't touch
>Miri overhears it and ties her gigantic balls to yours with a g-string as she's balls deep in your ass during your next session
>She forces you to get a big trampstamp saying "FAGGOT" afterwards
>Finally she makes you apologise to the jerk from earlier
>>122850954
hey WG, how are you doin?
>>122851241
fine, fine.
>>122847575
Nope. *heavy breathing* I am *heavy breathing* a volu*heavy breathing*volus.
>>122851223
>Miri will never slowly wean you off solid foods and replace it with a diet consisting solely of her semen
>She will never introduce a chemical into her system that makes her cum highly addictive and tease you by smearing and slapping her thick flaccid cock against your face until you beg her to let you suckle her member
>she will never cross her legs behind your head, trapping it between her strong, sweaty thighs, and watch you slowly pass out from oxygen deprivation as she deposits a huge nourishing load deep in your stomach
>she will never wake you up by pissing on your face afterwards and demanding you clean her off
>>122851619
It's a real shame they didn't let you romance the broken in version of Jack in ME3.
>>122851853
Not really my thing but I didn't really like her new look in Mass Effect 3, I liked her as a convict much more.
>>122851853
>jackfags
>>122851828
This is *schhhyyck* not acceptable *schhhyyck* earth-clan, I will *schhhyyck* tell my ambassador *schhhyyck* about this.
*schhhyyck*
>>122852016
We're much better than the sissy Mirandafags and the MT loving Liarafags. Say what you want but at least Jack doesn't have a dick.
>>122851779
>>she will never cross her legs behind your head, trapping it between her strong, sweaty thighs, and watch you slowly pass out from oxygen deprivation as she deposits a huge nourishing load deep in your stomach
This is my fetish.
>>122843469
It's back and deader than ever. Was Inquisition really that awful?
>>122852172
>*schhhyyck*
Why do they do it every time?
>>122852262
I think you're the worst. Jack is too rude, you know it?
>>122851619
>*heavy breathing* YOU ARE MOCKING *heavy breathing* ME *heavy breathing* EARTH-CLAN *heavy breathing* JUST BECAUSE THE VOL-CLAN NEED *heavy breathing*
>>122852262
>conveniently forgetting theZAP!
>>122851779
>You will never stumble out the women's bathroom a complete mess of runny mascara, thick layers of semen caked on you and spit all over your face while your hands are handcuffed behind your back
>You will never have to search for Miranda all over the Normandy in hopes that she will give you the key in this humiliating condition
>>122852004
I feel you bruh
I liked both her looks but I've got love for bald convict Jack
>>122852796
That's completely different.
Do you think Miri washes often or does she make her bitches clean her?
>>122853894
She bathes for her own sake, since she wouldn't enjoy the sensation of being dirty for any longer than necessary, but every now and then she also relishes forcing her slaves to clean her sweaty ass and feet with their tongues and gag on her unwashed cock.
>>122812898
This is my favorite thing ever.
>9
Eyyyy /meg you bunch of sad cunts.
Wat up?
Whoops! Wrong thread!
>>122850124
>Sissification
>Domination
>Homosexuality
And lest we forget
>Having your waifu compensating for all your masculine "shortcomings"
'Sup Doug.
>>122851223
>>122851779
>>122853184
And the faggotry continues.
>>122861324
they'd like to teach us a lesson about mating tubes but there's no reason to pay them any attention
>>122851853
Could have been something. Wasted opportunity.
>>122852004
Bald Jack is best Jack. I do like the jacket in ME3, though.
>>122852528
Do you have to ask?
>>122852556
>Jack is too rude, you know it?
Is this really an argument?
>>122852796
Still not a dick.
>>122861324
I don't think Domination is badas long as I am the one doing it
>>122862181
Morning OCD. Is that Quiet even a gril?
>>122862641
>Quiet even a gril?
MALE TO FEMALE
>>122862181
Holy fat ass
>>122862181
What's the name of that ass?
>>122862181
>>122863726
>>122862181
That's not even a good ass. I love fat asses, but that one ain't good.
>>122862641
Of course. A plant gril.
>>122866839
>That's not even a good ass. I love fat asses, but that one ain't good.
Looks good to me. What's wrong with it?
>>122867085
It doesn't have a good shape.
I like skirts, MEG. Which waifus would wear skirts.
>Shepard's look
>Please, Jesus, save me.
Waking up to the sound of bacon frying?
Going into the kitchen to find your waifu cooking breakfast, wearing an apronand nothing else?
>>122868446
>"Good morning Tali, where's your suit? It's dangerous for your health! Love you, honey."
Got the Leviathan DLC. The miners are a creepy bunch.
>>122868446
>wearing an apron and nothing else
I prefer an apronand a thong.
>>122859181
/meg/ is now gayer than /dag/, thanks to one devoted anon and his Miri fantasies.
>>122870513
Nope, they're really trying, but it's to no avail. And /meg/ is still more HETERO.
>>122870513
>Miri fantasies
>gay
Pick one. Giving a goddess like Miri a sloppy rimjob while you jerk her off is not gay at all. Now Liara, that's a gay as fuck waifu.
>>122870513
just hide and/or ignore that shit. don't be retarded and give replies.
>>122867085
cellulite
flat and fat
no muscle definition
>>122870513
>/meg/ is now gayer than /dag/
Not possibru.
>>122870948
>cellulite
>no muscle definition
These are allright.
>fat
This is a good thing.
>flat
Now this is truly sad and awful. :V
bes woff
Posting a good fat ass.
>>122870948
Cellulite is great though.
>>122868028
All wiffles love to put on skirts at least some of the time.
Gianna on her days off, or when appropriate to an assignment.
Liara when she has no specific borker work and idly scans her networks.
Jack when she wants to dance.
Tali can wear skirts around her envirosuit whenever she or her husbando want.
Ashley matches them with her thigh high boots or socks.
Miranda forroleplay sexe.
Allers wears them as often as possible. Horrible sights, sounds, and odors result.
Samara and Sha'ira both like skirts when taken out on dates.
Kasumi forpublic sexe.
Shiala when there's no work for her around Zhu's Hope and she and husbando can explore Feros.
EDI adds one to her maid outfit and or when shemakes pancakes.
Kelly of course loves skirts, and wears them a size or more too small.
Traynor will find an excuse to change into one when she'll be alone with attractive women.
Emily likes them for interviews, newscasting from behind the desk, investigations.Oriana, Sarah Williams, and Liara's half sister tend to wear them when their sister's husbando visits.
>>122871705
This isn't entirely /meg/ related but it really should be. Ass physics in Andromeda or bust.
>>122862181
>>122870948
>>122871705
>>122871951
>Kelly of course loves skirts, and wears them a size or more too small.
Confirmed for best waifu. Shame Bioware dropped the ball in ME3 and confined her to the slut containers in the docks.
>>122872012
>>122872365
landwhale
>>122871951
>Ashley matches them with her thigh high boots or socks.
Oh, damn!
She wears cute skirts, too, right?
>>122872012
Ass physics should always be included.
>skirt that short
Pretty damn lewd.
>>122872187
>hot as fuck but too much ass
>>122872686
>too much ass
Not possibru.
>>122872686
>Miranda
>too much ass
wat
>>122872821
>filename
Do they have ass physics in The Witcher 3? I know they have boob physics.
>>122872012
>Implying the squad won't be 100% filled with gays and ugly dykes in ME:A
>Implying they'd need ass physics for flat asses hidden under hijabs
>Implying tumblr would ever let Bioware do that
>Implying the devs at Bio would get anything done if they implemented that because they're a bunch of beta nerds who'd fap away all the dev time
>>122872951
Witcher 3 has sad slav asses
>>122872646
Her skirts are damned cute. She's very selective about them, trying on several before purchasing them as well as when deciding which to wear.
>>122872951
Slavic women only have big tits. I imagine there will be ass physics in their upcoming Cyberpunk game tho.
>>122873289
They're still great asses, though. Slimmer asses are fantastic, too.
>>122873136
>fapping on company time
but that's alpha as fuck
>>122873624
No, they're awful. I've got a better ass than your pic. Only low test betas are into that.
>>122873726
I disagree.
>>122873289
I'm sorry anon that there are no black people in european medieval fantasy
>>122873707
Depends on how you do it, jerking off into your waifu body pillow in the company bathroom while people start to queue outside is not really alpha. Actually, just imagine David Gaider jumping up and down on a dragon dildo like in an adult version of The Hobbit, him being Bilbo and the dildo being Smaug. There, does that sound alpha to you wherever and whenever it takes place?
Or imagine a hambeast writer humping the testing xbox controller while it's set to vibrate.
>>122874132
Niggers you mean, there's plenty of african peoples with small asses.
>>122873726
>low test betas
Why do you feel the need to advertise your social ineptitude?
>>122873289
What went wrong?
>>122874619
>you can see Triss' pubes in The Witcher 2
Miri's Cock > Miri's Ass
>>122874165
Just in a friendly fashion amongst your bro-developers. The company is housed in LONDON in the Gherkin of course.
>>122874557
It's true though, preferring man ass to curvy asses is a sign of low testosterone levels.
>>122874783
Where's the cock, though?
>>122874951
You should really stop visiting /fit. That's one of the most insecure boards out there. Not to mention gay.
>>122874828
That's a hugeHQ
>>122875180
Oh, Lord.
>>122875180
>Not to mention gay.
Unlike Bioware fans, amirite?
>>122875354
You ain't seen shit.
Mass Effect General
>>122875437
Proper parents.
>>122875469
Yes.
>>122875423
Well I am not a Bioware fan. Are you?
>>122875850
too bad cherokee got that ridiculous tattoo
>Your waifu wants it up the ass badly but is too ashamed to ask
>>122874951
>low test myth
probably created by jewish researchers
>>122876334
Fat and unattractive.
>>122875903
I used to be a fan of old Bioware, BiowEAre not so much.
>>122876427
so are you but you don't see any of us complaining
>>122875437
>>122876427
>Sharp knees
>>122876475
>>122876598
I think it's horrible what this obesity epidemic has done to Americans. You even sound like some tumblr whale.
>>122876698
>I think it's horrible what this obesity epidemic has done to Americans. You even sound like some tumblr whale.
>>122876334
I like her ass, but her thighs don't look very good.
>>122876698
>I think it's horrible what this obesity epidemic has done to Americans. You even sound like some tumblr whale.
*chough* Mass Effect *chough*
>>122876596
That is your average hi-test /fit/izen. Might as well call them Tess Munster fans at this point, as evidenced in the thread.
>yfw you will never be born as Commander Shepard and fight to save the galaxy with all your waifus
Why wouldn't you walk around with a sniper rifle while wearing a dress?
>that dumb looking belt
It looks very heavy.
I like her tanned skin, though.
>Bioware is all out of ideas and asks you to suggest a waifu for Andromeda
What would you suggest? Would you take the opportunity to make a really weird waifu? Would you make a lewd loveslave waifu that will give tumblr a heartattack? A short waifu? A fat waifu? What would you like to see that's not likely to appear in games designed by committee and tested by focus groups?
>>122878641
She really does look like a tranny.
>>122878727
Why did I masturbate to this..
>>122878149
Once properly trained, Miri submits to this handling numerous times each day.
>>122878985
It's a weird but hot waifu. We need more of those.
>>122878727
I'd like to see a krogan romance interest, male or female doesn't even matter, just something else than the other very humanoid aliens would be good.
