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post your AK
>>122692491
>prefire a spot I prefire everytime through smoke
>get an 1tap
>HURR DURR STUPID CHEATER
>HURR DURR WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE OFF-ANGELS
>HURR DURR HOW DO YOU KNOW I WAS THERE
FUCK YOU; IT'S BECAUSE I'M USING MY BRAINS WHEN I PLAY
I just woke up and didn't bet on the cowboys in time. Fuuuuck.
>>122694371
no thanks senpai
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>122694371
mine is just the stock sin
Richard Lewis just implied (on his By the Numbers podcast) that IBP isn't going to be unbanned, at least not within the next couple months.
He also said that he feels terrible because he knows of several high-profile European teams who have thrown, but that the news never got out. He wouldn't have reported on the IBP players
I can't imagine being good enough at something you love to compete at a high level, but then be banned from that competition for the rest of your life.
>>122695576
Oh look, he posted it again. What a quality poster.
>>122695063
senpai why did you take a nap
>122695753
baited for this exact (You) tee bee haych
>>122695746
>He wouldn't have reported on the IBP players had he known they'd be made an example of*
Fixed.
Our guy used to be pretty slim.
>>122695356
why not famfam
>watch match
>rejoice at the winners
>go to see my winnings
>I didn't bet
Meanwhile, last time I bet too early the odds went nuts at the last moment and I won sand dunes, fuck.
>>122695746
Lets face it. It's not secret he's talking about VP.
>>122695746
Serves them right desu, cheaters/riggers shouldn't be allowed in e-sports.
>>122696364
Ban VP then. Oh wait you don't care about consistency and/or you're a redditor.
>>122696335
>>122696440
But VP have been losing against T1 teams all the time lately, so I doubt they're not having a hard time with t2/t3 teams.
>>122696491
how is your post relevant to the two you're quoting
>>122696575
Where's the proof that VP have been rigging games/bets when they're actually trash lmao
Will they ever catch him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdElYnd-xMo
>>122696648
The throwing in question happened like a year ago. And it's virtually confirmed.
>>122696491
>VP have been losing against T1 teams all the time lately
it's no secret that they've thrown at least 2 times
>>122696725
>throwing
Whoops, my bad. They didn't throw. They bet on the match after the fact, stealing some of the winning share of skins from others who bet on VP.
Still though.
swag is playing super well desu, even if he was playing a little bit baity
>>122697869
Bigger baiter than Hiko
>>122693471
it could happen if the right gold nova player was overwatching my game dude
>>122694371
cba to take pic but its a mw stattrak redline
>>122696185
to lazy to take a picture. its a jaguar mw
>>122698649
you can only overwatch games on your rank or below
Reminder to vote for CS:GO, Olofmeister and Fnatic at The Game Awards senpaitachi: http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
>>122698649
nys. 1 person doesnt decide
>>122699405
>tank girl
>being a fucking feminist
I bet you like riot grrl too you fucking dyke
>>122699520
>not being a feminist
it's 2015 bro
holy shit envyus pulled out of iem because muh isis
I was looking forward to seeing g2 vs envyus rematch
HIKO HOMIES WHERE WE @
>finally reach LEM
>playing against SMFCs
>rape their shit and win the game basically by myself
>"lol [my name] is the most blatant wallhacker ever"
>mfw I'm hack free and on my way to SMFC
>someone in my team with the CSGO LADIES tag and a girl's face as the avatar
>literally tracing people through walls on the other side of the map
>prefiring every corner but only when she knows someone is there
>call "her" out on it
>literally everyone on both teams jumps to defend "her" and starts shit talking me
>mafw (my anime face when)
Artstar nudes anyone?
>>122699780
this tbhqf
why cloud9. why
>>122700557
lol rekt fucking weeb
JESUS FUCK
oh wow hiko homies just won inferno
>get within spitting distance of the finish on kz_colors
>server disconnects
JUST
>meme9
>>122701871
>13-5
>16-19
JUST
who are our current boys
>g2
>nme
>fnatic?
who else
>>122702165
no
pasza is reddit incarnate
>>122702306
pasza plays reddit like a fiddle while laughing his way to the bank
>that knife round
>>122702072
renegades
>>122702681
I can see that
spunj is pretty based
>>122702662
>mfw freakazoid hitting headshots
jesus christ cloud9 are choking like a baby on a pea
>>122703289
They're not playing right now though?
>>122703495
azubu
Best awper NA.
I play with a group of MG shitters who I smurf with and I've basically become their coach more or less.
They're ranked DMG now but they play more like MG1-2's, but I've noticed they're absolutely shit at CT side. They're fine with run and gun T side but they can't hold an angle to save themselves, and most of the time they resort to surprise jumping out with SMGs.
The only tip I can think of giving them is 'get better reactions' or 'hold angles', any advice?
>>122705052
Do they just not hear incoming enemies?
>>122695746
Wasn't the ban issued in mid-january? It would make sense for valve to wait until then to make another statement. That's what I always thought anyway. It's still "a couple months away" until then. Unless he really meant more than 2 months by "a couple". In which case that sucks.
>>122706068
He implies it's not happening this January.
when will aussies just stop trying to play cs after getting consistently dumpstered by NA (north american) teams?
>>122706104
bait
>>122706068
What are Valve going to do? The ibp guys fucked up and paid for it, no reason for Valve to change anything just because one player is good, lmao.
>>122705236
One of them is deaf in one ear so he's fucked for life, but the others just have music on in the background and can't hear them, don't have game audio loud enough or, if they do manage to hear them they just can't react in time.
The whole situation with them is honestly infuriating. At the start when I played with them they were amazed with my play and wanted to play like me themselves. Now they just sorta take it as granted and almost get annoyed when I fuck up the occasional clutch.
>>122706545
Stop being a little bitch and tell them to start taking it seriously or shut the fuck up.
>>122695746
even if valve doesn't lift their ban, don't the league bans expire then?
favelas in flames
>>122706439
hey spunj didn't know you posted here
Friberg is playing Star Wars.
woo
>>122707303
nice senpai
ww@ w/ shitquid v. c9
f a t k o
>>122707172
fuck off cunt
Hourly reminder that US SMFC is literally Master Guardian in EU.
Lmfao post >yfw you're literally better than the whole C9 squad.
>>122694371
Anime + NiP = goat
>jumping galil headshot keeps them from losing the match point
>jumping ak headshot keeps them from losing the whole match
G O T A R D S ? ? ?
>>122701831
Holy shit, I feel you.
Got RTV'd once by a random anime faggot at around the last 10% of the map. Bet he was a memer on /csgog/.
I lost everything on Envyus. Please send me skins, I have nothing left. https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=194702709&token=dtMlCjYG
>>122708238
I'm waiting until the new anime stickers come out to weeb my shit out
>>122708529
lol
>>122708546
what will they look like?
nV isn't going to attend IEM San Jose
https://twitter.com/TeamEnVyUs/status/667046756069326848
>>122709597
safety first lol
>>122709546
I like were this is going
>>122695746
all of this doesn't matter if those retarded idiots at ESL just let them play in their non-valve league
>>122708693
the terrorists in the suits on some weird maps and the anarchist terrorists
>>122709546
i hate it when people make up names that nobody uses in game
i had a guy calling truck on overpass a site as "optimus"
>>122710438
that comes from dust moret forcing the name in his mlg casting
>>122710438
heard that used lots of times you know why its called that right?
I've made it to LEM-SMFC with the bare minimum of grenade usage (Flashes and Smokes), I was recently told, there's no use to really learn anything further unless I'm in a 5-man, is this true?
>>122710438
>Faggots calling long/short on both sites on cache
>>122710769
learn some angles for he grenades for places where people hide commonly
>>122710561
i get it, but it's stupid and only makes it more confusing.
>>122710906
My HEs are on point, I love the shit out of them and am great at cleaning up people who are lit with them. I mainly meant smokes and flashes
fatman being a bitch nigga
>>122710985
Knowing a couple basic set smokes for sites is usually good enough at any rank in mm, but if you want to transition to global knowing how to popflash yourself into any corners is really, really useful. Having a flash ready for any situation is great for your own individual performance, regardless of the team element.
>>122711078
desu the usual rule is once a gunfight has started, you can't match medic
doesn't mean hiko is a faggo
these casters are fucking ripping on nme
they keep pretty much saying that the rest are hardly doing anything and are getting fully carried by koosta
i mean koosta's good... But he isn't even topfragging
>tfw thrd est ded
some of the matchmaking servers seem to be fucked atm
http://steamcommunity.com/app/730/discussions/0/492378263522444201/
can't play casual, deathmatch, etc
my internet isn't great but it's never given me connection issues like this
god damn it. nobody wants to trade my m9 bayo CH for a karambit stained
>>122711078
lamabo
>>122716231
add me, i could trade keys for the m9.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/00_/
also any pro-animemers add me and we can fuck later
>>122717078
>hidden inventory
pussy
>>122717078
>picture of a male as profile
we aren't fucking, we aren't even talking. i already blocked you.
>>122717571
this tbqh
Were the finals delayed until tomorrow? So many games left
>>122717718
I dont know if I'd really call it a delay, but I think it's non-stop CS till the final, whenever that is.
>>122717718
Isn't IEM this weekend? So they can't delay it.
>>122717801
>non-stop cs
>hosted by Reliable Gaming Network
well between the "short breaks" and constant technical issues I project the finals will be in 4-5 hours
i wanna fuc
>>122718021
me 2
asl
>>122717975
i'm guessing more like 6-7. looking forward to working out, taking a nap, and watching the game.
reminder EVERY game is BO3 now.
>>122718301
>tfw no Ukrainian prostitute gf
>>122718021
I wanna operation
>>122718301
so if that's zeus, who's the one with a beard? seized?
>rank up after 30 wins
>fucking finally goddamn
>sleep well
>play one game the next morning
>derank on it
>angrily make a post in /csgog/
>go to bed depressed
>8 more games get me ranked up again fucking goddamn this is a chore
>sleep well once more
>play one game in the evening
>derank again
I hate this game so much.
>>122719030
Edward. Seized is the baby-faced youngster.
any other /no mousepad/ bros here?
>>122719074
neck yourself
>>122719392
Oh trust me, the noose is being tied as I type.
You know what's the worst?I'm gold nova master and I keep going up to master guardian 1 for exactly one game.Both of those games have been garbage where three people left.
>tfw going from silver to supreme in a year
>tfw bored of playing good players and want to derank but fags are NO FUN ALLOWED
>>122719324
I used to rock the /no mousepad/ life but then i got a giant one and never went back.
who wanna complete a lobby of recovering smurfs on a path to gold nova
steam: Biznaitch
>>122719857
>Smurfs
>path to Gold Nova
??????
>>122720020
we been smurfin in silver
but we are tryna up the ante
basically if u wanna play then add me
Is the Zowie FK1 a good mouse? I have loved my death adder 2013 but the mouse wheel died.
>>122720196
so you guys are actually gold nova? and you were smurfting?
DRAMA
>>122720324
Just get a steelseries rival
>>122720417
no we were LEM but we need one more player in our lobby due to a rank gap
>>122712083
whered u get thys pic of me
Can someone do me a favor? Me and a friend of mine got limited accs so we can't add each other, can someone add me and him, add us to a lobby and leave?
>>122720535
oh gotcha, i was gonna say i got some bad news for you.
i don't have a computer that can run cs rn sorry.
who /nog/ here?
>>122720694
Quit drinking, and I don't nog without hair of the dog.
>>122720428
fuck off spencer
>>122720694
racist
>>122720324
>Is the Zowie FK1 a good mouse?
had one. after two month the mouse1 button broke
>>122719649
All of your games are garbage at gold nova master/mg1
who here /gunnaroptiks/
>>122721428
had mine for 2 years, they're alright. pretty much get a migraine whenever I don't wear them when I play
>>122705052
Tell them to use utility more. Flashes/Smokes/Mollies help a shit on CT.
Hey everyone, go to csgodouble . com and put in code "QUICK500" for 50 cents worth of free credit, you can withdraw instantly. This is legit, just wanted to share the wealth :D
>>122722271
VIRUS DONT CLICK
>>122722364
Nope, it works. I got lucky and made $15 from 50 cents. It's free money
Why is it that I can watch source quality on twitch with no problems but I lag like crazy on 360p azubshit?
>>122722632
neck yourself
I just threw an entire game because of 1 free awp shot that I missed. Could have won the fucking game but I fucking blew a free shot. My hands are shaking I'm so pissed right now
>>122722770
G I T G U D
I
T
G
U
D
ez swag
ez max
will NA cs ever be as good as NA dota?
>>122694371
>>122722770
welcome to Counter Strike: Random Inaccuracy Offensive
I ranked up to LE not to long ago, and I've noticed that my aim is still lacking. I get by having decent game sense and knowing a shit ton of smoke setups for several maps. I've tried Deathmatch and workshop maps, but are there any other ways to improve my aim? How do you guys improve your aim past LE?
PONY STICKERS
WHEN???
>>122723489
Reaction and staying calm, it's not reaction speed per se, but the ability to react to quickly without doubting yourself and not to hesitate which is the biggest problem I see at lower LE and DMG.
Also, play FFA DM, or (I know I'll get crucified for saying this but it worked for me) Headshot only FFA DM
how do i stop zoning out so hard while holding angles that i sometimes dont see someone wide peek me
occasionally i've reacted without seeing/hearing them peak me but my brain does it and kills them and i dont feel like i was "in control" of my actions for like 1 second
>>122724004
I know a guy who knows a guy that can get you something for just that very thing
>go to Hiko's twitter to see drama
>bio: I am not kidding you
SWAGS PLAYGROUND
adreN's knife is signed by karrigan's gf
is karrigan a kekold?
>>122724285
You seen that clip where he kills Get_Right with a p2000?
i can't believe this happened on stream lol
get fucked rgn
I dont know what kind of skin I should spend money in
>>122724285
kek
>>122724527
>not just winning all your skins
>>122724534
why is he so fucking fat?
>>122724220
who?
how can i contact him??
>>122724525
what about this is so special you posted about it
looks like a boring chatlog to me
>>122724527
Knight all other skins are shit compared to it desu senpai
>>122724606
I tried that. im not doing it anymore
>>122724741
Here fammyhttps://twitter.com/c9seangareskeep it on the downlow though
>>122724449
haha yeah dude i bought 3 shirts and a hat
>
>>122725025
>>122724848
STOP GIVING OUT THE PLUG BRO ITS EXCLUSIVE BRO
liquid is fucking garbage, fat hiko fucking faggot
https://twitter.com/AzubuTV/status/667105594189352960
kek
not sure whos saying what but heres a few bits
"start a diet fatty"
"hold it you big fat"
"lets give him some mcdonalds"
>>122723489
tracking, cs_trainaim2 - set it up so it it's just heads with linear and arcing movements. Now track heads and only heads, have them going out for a second at a time - don't even shoot them, only track
too many people just pick and shoot a spot hoping to get a hit, but to succeed you need to track them at an instinctive level and from LEM and up the action's at the head
>>122725251
How come you speak monkey?
>>122720428
hiko was a fucking asshole though, they refused to replay the round
I want to like liquid, but I fucking despise hiko so much
choke 9 lmao
is swag supposed to be good?
kek
>>122725251
>davey just standing there awkwardly
>>122721747
just turn down the blue light on your screen
there's a program called flux that literally does the exact same thing as gunnar but for free
![kelly6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2EVzsge.jpg "kelly6[1].jpg")
>>122725446
i met kelly one time at a dota lan
>>122725552
No. He was never good.
are brazilians ddos'ing hltv
>>122725251
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>122725251
it would be great to have a real, non-meme rivalry in csgo
like Bears-Packers or Man City-Man U
something that people are actually passionate about
>hiko is a fat douche scheming kike
>brazilians are subhuman spic animals just like their fans
>>122725808
>city-united
>non-meme
top lel
>>122725903
eh i just wanted a divegrass example
i didn't think most americunts would get Arsenal-Spurs
so do americans just not care about fairness and sportsmanship?
>m-muh rules! it was the organizer's fault!!
or.... show an inkling of sportsmanship and don't kill AFK players in a 5v4? lmao?
and hiko expects them to shake his hand?
uhhhh burgers?
>>122725750
>>122726005
spurs-arsrenal
leeds-millwall
liverpool-united
everton-liverpool
newcastle-sunderland
all are non-meme rivalries
united-city is pure meme because it's a fabricated "local derby" that's only gained meaning in the last few years because of oil money
Juicy odds on RNG desu.
>cbble in a final
o_o
>>122726152
LG will beat GA desu
and
16-0
>>122711078
>take a nap
>wake up
>BRs are STILL fuming
This day can't get any better.
stewie ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSBBAjJwq4
Foda-se a TL
>>122726030
>sportsmanship
meanwhile christiaino ronaldo, the greatest soccer play in the world apparently is a fucking little pussy who pretends to get injured all the time. yurpoors breed a culture of pussification and bending the rules to their advantage. it's the reason someone like flusha can get keep getting away with cheating.
>>122726321
is english his second language? Talks like an absolute retard with 3 seconds in between each word
>play cs go
>expect something different than the office and the awp
>get dust and awp
Why doesn't anyone use any other gun other than the awp, and why does no one play on any map other than dust? This is the dumbest fucking game I've ever played.
FREAK WAS RIGHT
https://twitter.com/c9freakazoid/status/647852886853058560
https://twitter.com/c9freakazoid/status/647853092441096192
https://twitter.com/c9freakazoid/status/647853453453205504
https://twitter.com/c9freakazoid/status/647853562169556994
FREAK WAS RIGHT
LIQUID ARE SHITSTAINS
>>122726321
this nigga's eyes are weird as fuck
but huge amount of respect for him, to get to where he is in a little over a year is crazy
i'm dmg and i've played cs longer than he has
</reddit>
>>122726919
All the NA teams are cancerous fucks C9 included
>>122726919
based fugly and NITRO
>>122726809
Because the AWP has killing power and is very good at lower skill levels because it's not easily countered.
At higher skill levels it sucks because it's too slow, unwieldy and requires too much practice to be as useful as an AK is
>>122726809
because you're a silver shittier with 1h of game
>>122726152
what the fuck is this
>mfw i just repost hltv shitposts
Liquid or C9, cuties?
>>122726919
>ripped chad without a real job and addicted to drugs
>types like a 5th grader
>>122727163
Probably C9
>>122727163
>supporting Liquid after the shitshow they presented
C9 for principles
>>122726660
he's nervous
source: I talk like that when I'm around people and I'm a huge autist
Watch swag win this
I just woke up, I heard something happened with Liquid vs LG. How the fuck did Liquid win that in a BO3?
>>122727313
nervous people usually talk fast, not painfully slow
>>122727217
>chad
go back to your /r9k/ containment board you autist
>>122726660
first lan
first lan interview
its the nerves tbqh
>>122727517
I talk slow
I have the same stutter and stuff
it sucks
I just can't do well with the silent M4. Is the Famas a strong, budget alternative or is the AUG worth the $200 premium? I do alright with the Famas so I wonder if I should just practice more with it and enjoy pretty much always having grenade money. I don't know much about the AUG in CSGO but it is one of my favorite guns if that means anything.
>>122726809
while dust2 is a good map for DM, the fact it's in active duty invalidates the other maps - it needs to be in reserves that nobody plays - I've played cobble DM less than a dozen times and it REALLY hurts playing it in comp
>"h-hey I've only played this map a couple times"
>"it's fine you probably played it some in DM right"
>"uh no?"
>"welp gg"
as for the AWP there's 2 reasons: 1. it's OHK, 2. it's the most accurate weapon in this RNG shit-fest, and it's a point and click sniper, most people SUCK at tracking so AR's aren't so feasible to them.
I know I will be crucified for it, but tracking and chaining a spray takes more skill than holding a hair-line angle
>>122727089
this guy gets it
unrelated gripe - I wish the M4A1S had a shorter mag on it's model, it's clearly a 30 round mag, but only shoots 20
>>122726919
> I talk shit because of their egos over a game
Do pro gamers not know what irony and hypocrisy are?
"You're an asshole, you fucking retarded cuntfucking nigger" is basically the impression I get from all of NA
>>122727831
I use the Famas and it's perfectly fine, it's not much more inaccurate than the M4's and the difference in price will buy a full set of nadesburst is head-pop mode
I get you on how it's a fav of your's but it's just not viable or economically feasible in this gameI love the AUG too, just as much as the FAMAS
>>122727832
I never noticed it was a 30 round mag model, but it does need to be shorter. Also, you're right, the trick to being a good sniper is being able to never ever miss easy shots, not being able to hit hard ones.
Also you seem pretty chill, would you be up for a game in LEM-SMFC area?
>>122728097
>not viable or economically feasible
motherfucker you are dumb
it's literally $200 more
>>122728097
I should just start practicing the Famas more and see how it goes then. I'll fiddle with Burst-Mode but I've never had good luck with burst guns in any shooter.
>ask for drop
>team mates play anime music over voip while holding the burst toggle on their glocks
uhmm goturds?
wtf are those jump shots
>>122728174
I"m currently sitting at MGE, but I've broken DMG a dozen times (literally) and have outplayed LEM's frequently, that being said MGE to LE is the smurfing mosh-pit
more importantly though - locale? I'm smack middle of the US so west and east works out fine, but anywhere else the latency kills me
>>122728459
>200 more
>above M4's which barely justify their price at this point, especially after the A1-S nerf that needed to happen, even if it was a bit excessive
nigga, that's a whole flash right there and a good flash can make or brake a site entry/re-entry
I'm the guy that's always dropping because famas saves me so much damn money, and I've had no shortage of 3k and 4k's with it lately
>>122728736
burst only at mid to long or if you're holding a tight angle with fallback, at close range your enemies will spam pistols and we all know how that'll end
>>122728774
I'm sorry you had to suffer that anon, I got an anime avatar, but I'm always dropping for my team - don't let one bad apple spoil the batch
>>122729208
>>122729208
how are you not SMFC or GE? lmfao how bad are you
>>122725808
>there isn't a EG (/vg/) vs Secret (reddit) for csgo
>>122729208
I've got an alt account I can play on that's DMG and I'm Texas so we'll get good ping, add "Sexual Retard" on steam, the picture should be a red heart, I should be the only one there with that combo.
>>122727021
he cheated until he got recognized as a player
he's scum and should be banned
>still no CS:GO team despite making their name with the CS franchise
??
oh shit nigga 1v1 hype
>>122729725
are you TM
>>122729857
who
>>122729792
are they fighting? olof doesnt have a chance lol look at those noodle arms
>>122729792
olofs head is too fucking big for his body
he should work out
Inferno last map really doubt c9 can win liquid on inferno.
>>122729774
They were gonna announce their lineup at MLG (Former IBP basically +hiko)
but then they got banned LOL
