Wisdom goat edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
You are not above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-/utg/ Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-/utg/ Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-/utg/ Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-/utg/ cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-/utg/ Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
>get home
>new bread
NICE
This is now a Monster Kid thread, post all things Monster Kid
xst for POST PICS OF METTATON
5th for Gaster
>>122646375
this was prev thread. too enthusiastic.please don't kill me.
Reminder that literal best route is starting genocide then going back to neutral by sparing Papyrus.
>>122662642
>that big ass nose piercing
why?
Can you swallow more then you can chew?
>>122661885
>Batter starts killing everything probably
>No DETERMINATION but he's an adult so he just wrecks everything
>Goes to be a baseball player when he leaves the underground
>Frisk makes friends with the Judge
>Has fun on all of the rides
>Befriends the shit out of all the Elsen, Zacharie, the guardians, the Queen, and Hugo
>Live happily ever after wherever the fuck they live with the Queen and Zacharie as the parents, Hugo as their little brother, and Sugar as their funny aunt
xth for drunken bone
>>122662803
He turned edgy after you killed Undyne.
>>122662803
It's a phase
>>122662758
Man I really want to write about them living with them after this. I'm so weak to this kind of feelsy shit but I'm an awful writer.
Does anyone have simple wallpapers, especially for phones? Sans in particular would be awesome. Something stylistic like this pokemon one. (On a phone at work with blocked internet, or I'd look through the booru myself)
>>122662642
I want to date the flower.
Requesting undertale OST soundfonts for Power of NEO, Death by Glamour and CORE. Anyone know which ones are used and where I can get them?
>>122662642
Is it wrong that i want to hold a goats hand?
Or am i going too far?
>>122662973
I'm sorry, I only have really cinematic ones.
>Go to 9 am class
>Shitpost on /utg/
>>122662642
>>122662853
>checked the starmen.net forums
>check 2 threads and immediately repulsed at what I see
I honestly thought it wouldn't be that incredibly bad.
>>122662995
Waiting for him to trip
Need more goatdad.
>>122663121
no not like that.
>>122663157
This is exactly why I had to order my Undertale folder.
>>122663110
>>122663124
With a fanbase this huge and prepubescent, what did you expect? Honestly.
Do we have a zeemaps yet
I want to know if anyone is inSanta Maria
>>122663249
I didn't expect the first 2 threads to immediately feel insulting. I thought I could get to 3 before I got one.
>angrily petitioning for a DLC ending where you save Asriel
>guy airheadedly demands people explain what undertale is then his next post is how he watched a review and spoiled all the endings
>>122663297
>>122663101
You've got your priorities straight.
What do you want to see on this thread?
>>122663238
Wish we saw more goat in goat dad and goat mom with out going 100%
Are you a bad enough dude to beat down Angry Blook?
https://youtu.be/hFu3N9PhiCg?t=4m25s
>>122663117
>>122663440
If goat dad is what ye seek.
>>122663445
>Slap Napstablook when he's Dapper
>gets sad and mad
>Wreks your shit
I'm glad he didn't get the memo about Hard Mode.
I like to think that each time you reset/load the game, you don't actually reverse the changes made to the timeline and instead, you create another universe.
That would be super shitty for Sans during a genocide run, since he didn't stop you at the beginning, expecting the world to be reset at some point.
Instead, the world would just keep going. A world where he did nothing to stop the deaths of his friends and family.
>>122663512
>>122663586
Asgore was Anime the entire time... he found it.
Reminder that Floweyposters are trustworthy and Asrielposters are scum of the earth.
>>122663715
Amen to that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFIThkt63l0
fuck you rick
>>122663715
>>122663774
What about little Asriel posters?
CHARA IS FOR LEWDS
POST CHARA LEWDS
>>122663715
what
technically, it's about the same. can't we just get along?
Napstablook is the best ghostI want to smooch him
>>122663842
But that dissolves to wanting to fuck the shotagoat real fast
>>122663101
>9 am class
lel
try 6 am
You're wasting precious shitposting time
>>122663843
fuk forgot to attach picture
>>122662642
>>122663894
True but then agian all lewdanons ruin what they touch just look at sans.
>>122663956
Undyne and Monsterkid are great together.
>>122663934
>6am classes
Since I need an hour to get to Uni that would be the end of me
>>122663894
Do not lewd children
>>122663843
>>122663947
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>122664003
And now that she's with Alphys she's his radical aunt
>>122664058
why you have to be mad
>>122662867
>Batter explores the ruins
>Monsters technically aren't spectres, and they're too weak to do any real damage to him, so he leaves them alone
>Toriel blocks the door out of the ruins
>Batter shoves her out of the way
>As he explores, he finds that this is a world full of life and hope, unlike his own
>Negotiates with Asgore to become captain of the guard, since he's technically a monster himself
>Underground prospers under his watchful eye
Meanwhile
>Frisk wants to save this dying
> efriends everyone, and fills the Elsen with DETERMINATION
>Lets Sugar out of the basement, the two become best buds
>Becomes the Queen's right-hand
>Becomes Hugo's friend
>Zones become thriving utopias
>Gaster realizes he's fucked up big time
>Neither of them want to go back to their own worlds
>That's what happens when you fuck with dimensions
I just want everyone to be happy.
c-can i doodle a sans for anybody?no lewd requests pls
>>122663157
Why not? What's wrong with it?
Reminder that the only run that matters is genocide
>>122664114
why you have to be mad
it only game
>>122664058
Delete your stupid newgrounds meme post
>>122663985
Maybe we should just post happy group pictures so all *fags can unite?
Monster kid needs arms.
A lot of monsters need arms, actually.
How does Tsunderplane even go to school when she's got nowhere to hold a pencil?
>>122664105
I can live with this very easily.
>>122664015
Reminder to bully the smug little goat.
>>122664142
Sans doing the mugen pose.
>>122664142
Sans looking at a pocket watch maybe?I mean he has to check when breaktime is, right
>>122664165
Make me, faggot.
>>122664142
do up a sans like this here fonzy picture with sunglasses
>>122664194
Wait, hold on? How do you balance that many children in your hands to be able to lift them up and down?
>>122664171
You cant trick me quad nigger.
>>122664269
reminder to save the smug little goat with friendship
>>122664139
>Batter goes to Grillby's
>"What'll it be?"
>"Meat"
>"..."
>"Can I get a packet of sugar with that?"
>"???"
>>122664139
Monsters will still "attack" the Batter. And he can't spare like Frisk can. Escape is also rarely an option. He'd still kill everything that gets in his way. Or nearly everything.
>>122664406
you put them on a bench and press it
>>122664142
Sans with a gun
>>122664410
No tricks, anon.
>>122664423
Reminder to ride the smug little goat intopretendbattle.
>>122664423
Why would i be friends with a nerd?
>>122664487
filename related
>>122663653
Higurashi?
>>122664269
Bullywith love
>>122664269
Post the full version of that pic, damnit.
>>122663715
Chara posters are the best. Post Chara
>>122664487
That's better.
>>122664487
>tfw no option to stay in the ruins
>>122664441
True, but I doubt Batter would waste time dealing with monsters that are doing 5-7 damage to his 700+ health. He'd probably be all "stop that" push them over before moving on.
>>122664540
You're welcome, anon.
>>122662867
>Frisk befriending Dedan
Now that's something I wanna see happening.
>You will never bully Flowey
>>122664617
>>122664689
I'm getting mixed signals here.
>>122664635
Do you think it would be more comfy living with Toriel in the ruins or on the surface?
>>122664689
>>122664635
What the fuck goat mom you too the knife to the kid?
Toriel was the bad guy all along.
>>122664689
I need the orginal of the hugging.
>>122664597
Someone link to the VA of this please
>>122664765
Okay, this one's nice, honest!
Where's my Undyne bros at?
>>122664617
What kind of charaposters? Genocidecharaposters or cutecharaposters?
>>122664651
He attacked a lone burnt Elsen that was calling out for help just because he was blocking the train. Imagine what he'd do to someone like Papyrus or Undyne, who are actively trying to capture him.
>>122664697
> WHAT'S THAT
> YOU WANNA WORK FOR ME?
> WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I NEED A MANAGER
> AND SINCE YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF EVERYTHING
> I'D SAY YOUR FIT FOR THE JOB
> TAKE A UNIFORM, FREE OF CHARGE
> THE ELSEN SHOULDN'T BOTHER YOU WITH IT ON
how big is gotemum pusspuss?
>Asriel post flowerification
>Can't feel anything
>Still reacts negatively and shows fear, sadness, remorse
I don't get it. What if Flowey is just faking not having feelings all this time?
>>122664913
This. I like this.
>>122664913
Who screams louder? Dedan or Papyrus?
>>122664829LewdCharaposters.
>>122664269
Remember to touch the goat'sears
Since I'm a total hipster, I want to get an Undertale character that isn't a meme. Is there any?
>>122665005
Too big for anything you are packing boyo.
>>122663157someone post the rest of this guy's goatdad art
>>122665017
That's the thing, he can't feel anything truly positive when it comes to others
>>122665017
He can't feel empathy or compassion.
He only has selfish emotions and instinctual habits like self-preservation.
>>122664885
>burnt Elsen
Well there's your problem. They're broken beyond recovery, and impure to boot. The damn thing would've gone on to hurt someone if he let it go.
>>122663157
Reposting for that one anon and that fucked story about his mom and dad and also doogle if they on.
>select all food x3 in a row
Fuck you google caphca I know what is and isnt food.
>>122665043Pls noI got a cramp on my left lower leg and it's hurting bad, don't hurt me that way too Anon.
>>122665017
The game explains that monster lovey emotions come from their soul in the librarby. He only has the mind of Asriel.
>>122665005
Take a peek and find out
>>122663078
Depends where you're putting your other hand anon.
>>122664139
>Frisk becomes friends with everything, including the spectres
>The chemotherapy failed to do anything, Hugo dies of cancer
>>122665165that picture gave me an absorption fetish
Doctor Gaster, I'm Royal Guard.
>>122665165
I know where I'm putting mine
>>122665030
Pap is probably the only person who could match Dedan in a shouting match. He'd probably make him his right hand/PR guy.
>>122665109
>Select all food
>Images include seafood and sushi
Google missed the memo. Fish are friends.
>>122665182
I really hate the theory about OFF being some sort of like coma or whatever. Why can't I just enjoy this surreal post apocalyptic world as it is.
>>122663078
Complimentary sourcehttp://i.imgur.com/Cdc1IG2.png
Now, I can go out.
Holding hands.
>>122665257
>street signs in bad quality over 8 times
food is less difficult. does the google hate me?
hey /utg/ my hard drive broke and now that I have to start fresh I lost my undertale folder, post mettaton?
>>122665025
I need art of Frisk in an Elsen's uniform.
>>122665370
Jesus christ she's so small.
>>122665313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8svEinLU14
>>122665224Its not the shittiest fetish to have at least.
>>122665335What PMP is that, anon?
>>122665313
You still can. Just accept that other people believe otherwise.
>>122665134
Chara is for lewd
>>122665313
>Stay in your coma
>>122664820
I'm a gambler at heart it seems, glad this time payed off.
>>122664826
She's my second favorite.
>>122665396
My Mettaton folder needs more Mettaton (and Napstablook)
>>122665427
Cheap E384 Walkman. I dropped my. Cowon D3 and it's under reparations now.
>>122664617
>>122664829
I think I might have heard the wordscuteandCharain one sentence
>>122665487
I think I'm gonna do one with a happy thumbnail, top half of full is happy, and then it cuts to spooks. Do you think that would get a rise out of people?
>>122665387
>Gloss over the requirement most of the time, since you can guess what to do based on the images
>Have to do Street Signs
>3/4 are Street Name Signs
>[Complain] is made available
I'm glad I turned legacy captcha on
>>122665587
Well you'd get mygoatat the very least.
thanks toby
>>122665412
Alphys is a small shy pal.
>>122665676
>Grillbert
I know what I'm drawing tonight
>>122665404
I don't have that. But I do have this.
>>122665591
I just got something different. The google loves me.
>>122665695
Yeah but she is super tiny in that one image.
>>122665676
>grillbert
Someone draw that old flash video with grillby asking sans about cool ranch.
>>122664281
i-is it good anon
sry for the other requests, i rly dont have time for more by the moment. i'll be back though
>>122665740
https://40.media.tumblr.com/cb78e368a4cf60be5546268bef7de2fe/tumblr_nxpmjqkNJD1rqmprvo1_1280.png
>>122665740
HHHHHHHHHHHH
DEMONSTERIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUSTSHED
>>122665565
//AUTOPOST SYSTEM 2.12 ACTIVE
//PASSPHRASE "Cute Chara" ACCEPTED
//INITIATE PROTOCOL 963 "CUTE_CHARA_POSTING"
>>122665587
>>122664820
>>122664487
all 3 of my OCs in the same thread
my life is complete so here's one more
>>122665334
Thats not handholding, THATS NOT HANDHOLDING AT ALL!
>>122665845
sauce anons, still your best friend
have a (You) and a Gaster.
Is Lewdster somewhere here?
>>122665053
i bet goat earsare unwashed an unsanitary and dangerous to nibble on
>>122665812
You did a good job, thank you very much!
>>122665948You'll never know if you don't try. ;)
>>122665897
Well, there's some handholding.
And buttholding but let's not talk about that lest we trigger the entire general
>>122665948
>you wouldn't help your goatbro wash his fur and ears
What sort of savage are you, keknon?
Maybe this is why your fic didn't win
Post Undertale/Lisa please
>>122665795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITL4NqOKmzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE
Here's the videos you're talking about, anon.
>>122665893
>>122662642I want to stick my dick in monster kid
>>122666061
>buttholding
Well, thats a first.
>>122666140
>>122666087
oh dude, don't get me wrong, i'mall ears to any idea
basically me playing undertale for the 10th timenow that's out of the way, how do I fill out the aching hole this game has left inside me.There's an Undertale-shaped hole in my Undertale-shaped heart.
Needs Chara lewd.
>>122666329
With adick
>>122666264
MK is not for lewd.
>>122666301
Chara is an angel
>>122666329
Make a sacrificial shrine to Toby like the rest of us and oray he decides to actually update that fucking game with new shit.
wonderful concept art toby bravo
>>122666329
Just play some other sickly sweet games like legend of zelda to get it out of your system
>>122666398
Chara is for cute.
>>122666398
>>122666507
Chara is the devil and should be ghost busted
>>122666140
//KEYWORD "Chara" ACCEPTED
//INCREASE MEMORY PAGING FOR D.I.C.K PROCESS
//INITIATING C.U.M IN CHARA PROTOCOL
>>122666482
>this is the stretch goal art
>>122666553
Could you also say she'sa spectre?
Sans and Papyrus are the pieces of Gaster.
>>122666553
How would busting make Chara feel?
>>122666482
>'Shit' is in a different font than the rest of the sentence
Dying... Dying... Dead.
>>122666329
I have an undertale-shaped dick
>>122666398
Angel ofdeath, that's for sure
>>122666452
Seems like a good idea, I already wasted 100$ on merch.
>>122666503
I just now completed Minish Cap on GBA. Didn't help, only got more references.Hence why I'm still stuck at /utg/.
What if Monster Kid has arms but chooses not to use them for the safety of others
I swear I can't keep up with this general.
>>122666724
Busting inside her or busting on her face?
>>122666735
>>122666606
//USER POWERS OVERRIDDEN
//FAULTY PROTOCOL CANCELLED
//LOCKING CHARA AUTOPOSTING SYSTEM INTO CORE FUNCTION: CUTE
I'm determined to post this every thread until you like it.
>>122666724
Well she sure would suffer a lot of pain, being torn apart.
It would certainly not be cute or arousing in the slightest but it's not like you want to fuck little girls, right?
>>122666868
Did you forget to post the screenplay or have you just shifted to posting Sans with a fish
>>122666868
Careful anon, you might justtip the scale
>>122666868
something seems reallyfishy about this
>>122666868
You didn't even include a link this time
I think you're just baiting for thehalibut
Does anyone else listen to Spear of Justice when they'reworking out?I-I wanna be strong like Undyne...
>>122666868
>>122666920
Seems you're paying attention. Guess that means I'm doing my job, huh?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIVTzdFRUI2ZmXqmzedKz4pITXKVEqdPRKmzLPKu4eg
>>122666938
Please redo all your pictures with the anti-aliasing-free pencil tool.
Those white faux-borders trigger my autism.
>>122666868
This thread was going swimmingly until you showed up.
>>122666867
//CLOSING C.U.M PROCESS
//ERROR C.U.M PROCESS MISSING
//SEARCH C.U.M
//FOUND /world/recycle bin/humans/ghost/chara/
>>122666390
Everything is for lewd,even Jerry.
>>122666962
I listen to slow rhythmic music so I can curl and squat in timeUndertale unironically made me work out more, write smut and draw more
>>122665030
Dedan plays an audio file of a scream when he "talks"
Papyrus just talks loudly.
Dedan for sure.
>>122667014
>anti-aliasing-free
That's just aliased.
>>122667143
I told you it triggers my autism.
>>122667080
>Jerry lewd
>>122666553
>Chara is the devil
A cute devil indeed
>already finished a pacifist run after my genocide to wosh my soul
>urge to play another genocide run so i can fight undyne/sans to sweet music again
>dont feel like grinding the monsters
d-doushio
>>122667080
Fuck off Jerry.
>>122664558
Kind of.
>mfw the full pic
>>122667229
DO YOU WANT ME TO POST IT
BECAUSE I WILL
>>122667195
shit man i've never seen someone get so worked up about lines. it reallypaintsa picture about who they are.
>>122667239
The cutest devil.
>>122667054
//EXECUTE_COMMAND: Purge
//PURGING "C.U.M. PROTOCOL"
//PROTOCOL "CUTE" COMPLETION.... 50%
>>122667229
>>122667336
What are you waiting for? This is what this thread needs!
>>122667363
Now you're crossingthe line
>>122667336
Don't let your dreams be dreams
I want to kiss flowey
>>122665893
>>122666606
>>122666867
>>122667054
>>122667381
Fracktail stop posting on 4chan and fight Mario already.
http://strawpoll.me/6037942
>>122667256
Why the fuck do lesbians like asses? They can't put their dicks in them, for they have none
And also, why do lesbians like vaginas? They also have no dicks to put in them, and fingers are not erogenous zones
And really, why do they like tits? They have no dicks to put in their midst.
Really, regular faggots make more sense; they still have dicks to put in places
But lesbians are pants-on-head retarded
>>122667381
beep boop post chara lewds or something
Re posting before going to go jack off and sleep.
>>122667398
>>122667501
>>122667576
boop beep nah pham
>>122667580
>Ru Bu's revenge on hu lao gate
Holy fuck
>>122667549
3 - Ditch Jerry
>>122667559
Replace "dick" with "tongue"
Replace "can't" with "can"
Done
>>122667704
Thats not how this works friend.
>>122667381
I didn't understand what you said. Did you mean: Post cute Chara?
>>122667559
I agree with this post
>>122667702
I was scared no one ever was going to get it.
Dynasty Warriors 5 for life.
>>122667714
>Implying tongues are erogenous zones
I suppose it could work if you get off from getting your partner off.
>>122667783
I know, right?
>>122667559
Don't get jealous, now.
>>122667763
He said post lewd Chara. LEWD.
So many charafaggots today
>>122667527
Anon why are you such a slut for the flower
>>122667796
>Dynasty Warriors 5
>Not Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Uncultured swine.
>>122666482
But the prettiest Waterfall areas had glowy cyan water.