Only G O O D fanfics allowed in this thread edition
>Nintendo Direct 11.12.2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF3AnGHbG6s
>Fates NA Website ("Full site coming soon")
http://fireemblemfates.nintendo.com/
>Linkbin
http://pastebin.com/bufdd9wu
>Previous:
>>122559074
fuck the person below me with a shovel
fanfics are lame and for lame people
Cutest family
I love Matoi!
I LOVE PIERI!
I love Sakura!
>>122627931
Well yeah, it's still the latest FE-related news.
They can be removed if something else relevant comes up.
Beating the pussy up with Foleo!
>>122627628
Is Zero high just because of Capture utility?
>>122627931
The direct is not even a week old yet and the website could be updated any day. Why are you so retarded?
>>122627628
Why is Zero so high?
And is Silas really worthy of being that high?
BEST BUTT
>>122627931
The official website can go up any day now and the direct remains relatively recent as not even a week old.
>>122628036
Zero might as well have a Haitaka-shaped asterisk next to him.
I want to marry Charlotte and have lots ofhot sexwith her!
>>122627995
>>122628068
Saizou's naked face is pretty damn handsome.
>>122628169
I want to cum in her ample bosom!
>>122627779FeMU > Femui. IMO.
>>122628073
>that pancake ass
>best butt
Why do people say this?
>>122628036
>>122628052
Zero is high because he has a surprisingly strong start (he 1-2RKOs a lot of things, especially with Effie behind him, in fact he can cleanly 2RKO everyone including Flora on his opening map aside from Clear), he can still dish out damage with a Silver Bow later on, and he's the easiest to get Pass on by a mile which is really helpful in endgame since a 10-11 move unit with Pass lets you 2-turn the map. This is besides Capture and Thief utility.
Silas can serve as a proto-Marx for a few chapters if you promote him to Great Knight early. Aside from that he's really helpful for making units like Effie be walls while also giving them more movement. Obviously Marx is much better but Silas is still very useful.
>>122628176
rip mate
I did it for Charlotte
>>122627628
Put Zero in B, put Flora in C, put Suzukaze in B and Pieri down to D.
>>122627904
Cutestmamuifamily.
>>122627628
Is Charlotte really that bad? I want to use her on my first Nohr run.
>>122627347
I'll give them a try as well but I can't gaurantee I'll completely read them. Lucina's not really my kind of girl.
>>122628302
People need to find a good quality in a shit character.
daily reminder of all that's getting cut in the western release
>>122628421
>I want to use her on my first Nohr run
No one's stopping you. Everyone's technically usable.
Give me some silly, non-lewd fics. I want to have a humble giggle.
>>122628640
Don't they have to run this by the original team? I read somewhere that localizers have to check with the original team to make sure not too much is being lost in translation and that the original intent is still being conveyed.
>>122628302
The average male Fates ass is negative. Takumi's okay-ish butt seems great by comparison.
>>122628421
Charlotte has a kind of rough start and shaky accuracy. Her saving grace is her pairup bonuses, especially if you promote her right away to Berserker.
Everyone on the list is usable given enough investment though (I wouldn't recommend using Luna to anybody however).
>>122628391
I might drop Flora to C.
Zero is too important for endgame to drop to B IMO.
Suzukaze's fine where he is. Especially since in the maps where dual-thief utility is useful you already have Asura.
No, Pieri will stay in C. She's mediocre as hell but nobody is on par with Luna in terms of awfulness. At least Pieri can do respectable damage for a few maps and be a low to zero-investment Rescuer. Luna has nothing.
>>122628743
I refuse to share with someone who posts this image.
>>122628763
Yes they do, but not every dev team is all that picky about things.
Orochi!
So, here's something I'd like to pitch to the thread. There are 3 merchants in the base in FE6 the first is Merlinus, who procures regular arms and items for the player and is on every base map. Anna is an uncommon encounter, she'll show up for important events or every now and then. She sells rarer weapons like the slayers and reavers, carries crossbows, the typical Anna stuff of carrying rare items.
The third merchant isn't decided yet, it's a secret Merchant who only joins the base on Chapter 21 if you've completed a series of objectives. He carries the generic S-Rank weaponry such as the Repeating Crossbow, The Compound Longbow, and other 'Generic' S-Rank items that are scarce and rare in the main game.
We don't know who this merchant is, my coder suggested he be Gilgamesh who is very lost and confused, but I wanted the threads opinion.
Who should be the S-Rank Weapon Merchant.
>>122628763
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/news/30095/nintendo-of-america-given-freedom-when-localizing-kid-icarus-uprising
Yes. You have to run everything by the original developers who confirm that these changes are okay and are not messing with the "integrity" of their "artistic vision".
Chris Pranger also confirmed this in the infamous podcast that got him fired. I think a transcript of that is available on Gamefaqs.
>>122628826
Outside of being able to capture Haitaka and maybe Kumeraga, Zero falls off fast and will prick most things that aren't pega ponys. Suzukaze can debuff and is the better anti magic/utility unit and Ashura is pretty much an upgrade.
Flora has a retarded recruitment, joins late and with bad bases.
Pieri is just straight up bad, slightly better than Sev, but not enough to rank a tier higher.
>>122628875
aimee
>>122628874
>>122628826
>At least Pieri can do respectable damage for a few maps
Her bases are literally worse than Luna's and she joins later. She's a tiny bit better overall, but she's still D-tier material.
>>122628826
>Pieri
>Anything other than shit
Off to reddit with you
>>122628421
Pros:
>high Strength and Speed
>high HP, very useful for Sol
>access to Berserker, the only class she needs
Cons:
>low Skill, hurts her especially hard if you're running Sol
>joins underleveled
>Killer Axe crits are often overkill
>low defenses, more of a Berserker problem than a Charlotte problem
Overall I'd say outside of her accuracy issues, she's perfectly fine in Hard mode. I'd avoid using her in Lunatic due to the exp investment required.
>>122628875
>my coder suggested he be Gilgamesh who is very lost and confused
No. Use Aimee or someone.
>>122628875
I gotta vote for Gilgamesh as well.
>>122627628
Pieri is too high. Otherwise I agree.
Remember thatKjelle X Ikeis canonIn the outrealm
>>122628640
Only the lolis will get censored. Loli Femui will also get removed.
>>122628826
Guess I'll do that then when she comes around. She'd make a good physical Kanna, right? I know very little about the children in this game beyond their supports and designs.
>>122628743
http://pastebin.com/jv5JYqNQ
>>122629093
Charlotte really seems like she might make a better Hero in-game than a Fighter, just from taking a quick look at her Nohr averages.
>>122629097
Why would Aimee have S-Rank weapons?
>>122629275
Why would you consider Fate/Shit characters over an actual FE Merchant?
>>122628875
Seems there's only one way to settle this.
http://strawpoll.me/6035563
>>122628169
>>122628302
>Being this jealous he has a better ass than you.
Wew lad, get yourself to a gym and do some barbell bridges.
>>122629367
No he meant FF5 Gilgamesh, not Fate/Anything
>>122629367
I thought he was talking about FF Gilgamesh.
>>122629389
>fanart
>fanart where he still doesn't have a good butt
>>122629259
I'm actually curious which is better for ingame purposes. The HP and strength difference is massive, plus Berserkers get Rally Strength. I'm not sure if the extra skill and defenses make up for it.
>>122629506
/mu/ pls go.
>>122629376
what a qt3.14
thanks anon
>>122629464
>>122629502
Oh, well fuck me then. Either way I'd still like to keep my point, why use characters outside the franchise when it's not necessary?
>>122629525
It really seems like she'd benefit a lot from Sol and the higher Skill/defenses, especially since her HP and offense is already high.
>>122629608
Still, the strength difference is massive. I mean, a difference of 4 that grows further isn't anything to scoff at. An extra 2 resistance and defense seems a big negligible, especially when her resistance will always be garbage.
>>122629604
Probably because he thought it was a funny option, my coder and I both tend to do things that make us laugh, like the Devil Sword and Devil Lance, why? It's funny.
>>122629093
Nice to know. Guess the Harlot's going all the way until I start a Lunatic run.
>>122629904
Well my vote's personally a no, but it's your hack, and I assume we weren't the only people you asked for opinions. I'd still play it in the end regardless.
>>122629174
Nowi and Nah didn't got censored.
>>122628956
>Zero falls off fast
Not as fast as you seem to think. With Belka and a Strength Tonic he's still 2RKOing a lot of things with a Silver Bow due to how fast he is in the later chapters.
He only hits a wall around 23, which is when a lot of units hit a wall. You just need to get him up to 15 for Pass anyways.
>Suzukaze can debuff and is the better anti magic/utility unit
they're comparable in terms of magic tanking easily (Zero's growth is better, Suzukaze's base is better), so I don't know where you're getting the former from. The latter is just plain untrue as well since Zero has more movement.
And Kunai debuffs aren't as useful lategame compared to shit like Draconic Curse. Even Snake Venom isn't as good as a Deadly Breath from Camilla.
Asura's internal level seems high. While his bases will on average be marginally better Zero's stats at the time Zero is still more worth investing into due to leveling faster.
>Flora has a retarded recruitment
"Retarded"? All you need to do to recruit Flora is remember to make the Magic Turrets, and you'll have plenty of DV points to do that with. The only way you can miss recruiting Flora and Izana is if you're blowing DV points on useless shit like upgrading Lilith's Temple or something.
And the only bases that matter with her are Magic and Staff rank, both of which she is acceptable in. Obviously you're not getting Elise's amazing staff utility out of her but it's still noteworthy.
>>122629041
>Her bases are literally worse than Luna's
She has one more point of strength and neither of them are doubling anything in the chapter you get her in. She's also in a chapter where you can get tons of easy buffs on your units by breaking pots.
And she actually is important in that chapter in terms of utility too, since she's the one grabbing and ferrying Aqua.
She's not good, she's not even decent, but she doesn't deserve to be in the same tier as Luna. Lowest part of C is fine for her (I'll probably move that).
>>122630421
>Silver Bow
I thought Silvers were shit.
>>122630813
they are but they give like 2 extra damage when you're in a pinch
>>122630813
They're still powerful enough to warrant using to pick off stronger targets. -2 to Strength and Skill is worth it for doing 8 more damage in a round of combat compared to a Steel.
Just don't use them to overkill OHKO Pegasus you could kill with a Bronze Bow or some shit and Silvers are fine.
>>122629228
Cute/10
>>122630813
Silver Bows only begin to do less damage than Steels if you use them in 4 consecutive rounds of combat in a turn
For the first two rounds they're stronger, third they're the same, fourth they're worse
>>122628809
>perfect slappable booty in his outfit
>decent swimwear tush
I mean, at least he's not Joker but still.
>>122631028
>For the first two rounds they're stronger, third they're the same, fourth they're worse
The Skill penalty shouldn't be ignored either.
Sun God's Wrath (FE7 Romhack) Streamhttp://pastebin.com/Hv7bR5vt
I really like how my character's stat growths are determined largely by luck
I also love restarting the level whenever a character dies because continuing would mean having a severely crippled army and god knows when I'll get a replacement healer
I'm trying to like this franchise but it's not meeting me halfway please advise
>>122631497
>please advise
I don't know, get good?
>>122631497
>I also love restarting the level whenever a character dies because continuing would mean having a severely crippled army and god knows when I'll get a replacement healer
Get good lol
>>122631497
waifus
>>122631497
Don't be a pucci like all these chuckle fucks. Play the goddamn game and move forward if someone dies, adapt and react. Don't replay and memorize.
The growths are just how it is man. Depends what game you're playing really, some you can mitigate that with items others yer fucked.
>>122631497
>I really like how my character's stat growths are determined largely by luck
Yeah this is kind of obnoxious. To get around this I'll try to leave my units at ~90 exp at the end of a Chapter so I can reset over stat gains at the beginning of the next one.
>>122631497
Pray to RNGsus
Git gud
Also resetting is a pain but you learn from those mistakes. I promise one day you'll understand. Also be sure to check enemy weapons and ranges. If you're playing Awakening do NOT play on Casual because you'll learn bad habits and do NOT use the simplified battle forecast screen, hiding the numbers from yourself will not do you any favors.
>>122631497
Your skill is at fault if you get bad random numbersthe FE fanbase is cancer, but the shitposting you got is still your fault for asking what to do
>>122631624
That reminds me, I kinda wish there was an option to let the lord permadie too. I mean, it'd never happen since he's central to the plot and all that, but it feels kinda lame that a single character dying will just make you reset anyways.
>>122631047
I still have no idea what cutscene involves him showing up without his scarf.
>>122631809
>Your skill is at fault if you get bad random numbers
If he hadn't played long enough to get a "replacement healer", chances are his stats weren't bad enough to make a big impact on his game.
If 0% growth runs are possible, then complaining about the RNG (at least as far as levelups go) is just whining,
>>122631969
units with damaged armor still have damaged armor right after the level is done
>>122631624
Fuck you can't tell me how to play the game.
>>122632028
>If 0% growth runs are possible,
How exactly are those possible? Just use people with good bases and try to LTC everything?
>>122632028
>0% growth run
I'm trying to experience a narrative here not flagellate myself
>>122631624
But I like the characters anon I don't want them to die
>>122631969
A whole cutscene where Saizou's booty is facing towards the camera?ehehehe
>>122632354
Depends on the game and map design. I'm guessing it partially relies on good bases, promotion bonuses and stat boosters. Certain games I imagine would be impossible or extremely frustrating to do 0% growths with, like higher difficulties of Awakening.
>>122632515
I had no idea that a 0% growths run of H5 Shadow Dragon was possible until I watched that playthrough on Youtube.
Here's a better question: how does an Awakeningbaby get good? I want to get Noir but I've only ever played Awakening.
>>122631969
Hot damn he got ass and titties.
Ninjas are the sexiest.Orochi might be best lookin girl in Hoshido though
>>122632060
Doesn't his battle damage look a lot more damaged, though? How many damage states are there?
There's basically no where left to get a preorder of the SE for Fates, right?
>>122632785
play some of the older games
11 and 12 are great and not super easy, although they look like ass
>>122632785
Maybe play Sacred Stones in the meantime? Should be a decent stepping stone in difficulty.
>>122632785
Play another game that isn't Awakening, it's that simple. It's not like you have to be good to play Nohr anyway, you can learn the ropes as you play.
Just never play on Casual, or God forbid, Phoenix.
>>122632785
I dunno. I've played a lot of the games and I'm still super ass.
>>122628640
>All of that gets cut
>But being able to impregnate your 12-14? year old little sisters will remain
Gonna cough up a lung when that happens.
>>122633359
Well, you could bone a loli dragon or her loli daughter.
>>122632808Great taste, anon.
>>122632785
GBA games are always good recommendations, especially 7, it's not as easy as sacred stones but not as unforgiving as FE6
>>122632808
Eh, I'd say Kagerou would be but her face is a bit lacking and while her hair would be ok that long sideburn on the left really bugs me for some reason. Orochi's face also looks kinda off sometimes too though. But yeah, one of them for best looking Hoshido girl.
>>122632856
I'm fucked, aren't I?
>>122633551
>loli dragon
But she's over a 1000 years old old anon
That means its okay for whatever reason.
>loli daughter
Did anyone ever actually marry/waifu Nah?
Besides for the sake of completing the support log.
>>122632856
>>122633792
Apparently Gamestop had it earlier, is it out of stock again?
>>122632881
Guess I'll play once my quarter ends and I get a break from school and work.
>>122633792
http://www.gamestop.com/nintendo-3ds/games/fire-emblem-fates-special-edition/126802
>>122633932
Nope, I don't think they did earlier either. Add it to your cart and try and check out, it just automatically removes it citing it's unavailable.
>literally everyone knows for a fucking fact Fates is going to get censored
>pre-orders still sell like hot cakes anyway, selling out at retailers everywhere
It really does not matter, does it?
>>122634114
No, you can stop talking about it now.
>>122634114
No one knows if it's going to get censored for sure.
Is the special edition the only way to get a physical copy of IK?
>>122634083
>>122633932
This is what happens.
>>122634114
>everyone knows for a fucking fact Fates is going to get censored
we don't know what is being censored since they haven't revealed jack. I'm sure once review copies come out people will blow their load for minor cosmetics at best.
>>122634156
>stop talking about one of the most heated debates regarding the latest game in the Fire Emblem series
>>122634212
>>122634248
I'm all for optimism but this blind "wait and see" mindset feels like a recipe for disaster.
>>122634350
Why? If you're unsure of something, what's wrong with waiting?
>>122634350
and constantly being angry about something you don't know daily is worse.
>>122634350
Why? There's literally nothing that can be done about it in the meanwhile.
>>122634114
If I wanted to see anime tiddies I'd go to /e/ or /h/, not play a video game
Do any of you really want to have a wank to those >>122628640 in-game graphics?
>>122634259
>one of the most heated debates
>>122634474
I don't know about that, those Xenobabies are being pretty insistent with their angry emails.
>>122632808
she IS the best Hoshido
>>122634580
Not with that speed
>>122634551
That might have something to do with the fact that they know for sure that it's been censored, though I might be way off-base on that.
http://www.nowinstock.net/
This helped me snag my copy, but if Gamestop is fudging up idk how helpful it'll be now.
Maybe Amazon or Best Buy will open orders again.
>>122633903
>Did anyone marry Nah
It gave you the objectively best child
so yeah
>>122634535
censorship is a big problem with neo-nintendo, yes.
>>122634112
I pre-ordered mine just fine earlier
>>122634629
If only you could get DF on her easily
>>122634749
what did he originally say?
>>122634749
There's no debate to be had with Fates though, just assumptions and shitposting.
>>122633562
It's Strider if strider was a cute tsundere that spills udon when he's not blowing himself up. I fell instantly for him.
>>122633772
Yeah I can get the face sometimes, but I just love her hair and goddamn them hips. Also she's very sweet and I like the old timey/archaic sort of speech she's got.
>>122634580
I won't fight it
>>122634801
We don't know because no one wants to do it, they just want to be angry.
>>122634789
>that speed
Did I get seriously blessed? I think it's 22 without Horse God.
>>122634789
wow...
15% class growth...
that's the same as normal...
>what did he originally say?
It doesn't really matter, a good chunk of Animal Crossing stuff is entirely rewritten in localization.
>>122634749
this whole anti-NoA really has to do with XCX not getting a boob slider and covering up the loli's bikinis with something else. They keep claiming they want to enjoy the game as the developers intended it but do you think they'd care what people overseas think of fanservice?
>>122634817
It's kind of silly to think it's going to come here 100% untouched though. It's nice to think that and it's even nicer to wait until things get "confirmed" before raising pitchforks, but in all likelihood given recent events and common sense: Yes, this game is going to get scrubbed in a manner that will make some people mad. It's undeniable.
>>122634996
>It's kind of silly to think it's going to come here 100% untouched though
It's also entirely pointless to argue about something that literally hasn't happened yet. You'll have plenty of time to bitch about the game being censored when it actually gets censored.
So who to pair with? Depending on someone's growths?
>>122628640
As long as there's dual audio + skinship I won't really complain about censorship, don't really care about low quality titties and half exposed asses
>>122634995
Actually the developers a lot of times work with the localizers and tell them what to change or give input and help on what to shift.
People assume it's all horrible american companies gutting the creative vision but honestly a lot of the time it's "yeah swap it out when it goes overseas, use this design since it works better there"
Oh wait sorry I'm a shill, I eat corporate cock for breakfast and guzzle Nintendo cum. I adore censorship and despise creative expression. Rah! Rah!
>>122635134
Depends entirely on who you want to be good.
There's a bunch of kids in this game so making a full eugenics chart and trying to make them all good isn't viable.
>>122635169
>Actually the developers a lot of times work with the localizers and tell them what to change or give input and help on what to shift
I thought that that was something that all localization teams had to do.
>>122635169
It's funny how people spout how they know all this shit and yet they don't.
>>122635224
Who's low priority?
The purest.
>>122635320
A lot of localizer teams don't give a shit, although that's less prominent these days now that there's more wide awareness of the original material. And Japan often doesn't give a shit about what the outside-of-Japan perception of a game is.
>>122635150
I wouldn't be surprised at all if skinship was cut, or replaced with something else for the Western release.
>>122634629
nice and slow so I can capture and tie her up
Is the US SE still up anywhere? Gamestop removes it from my cart "based on availability" when I try to checkout.
>>122635702
If they're up, you'd probably have to check at the store.
>>122635509
>At some point in the past, Nowi was captured by humans and was auctioned off among numerous men several times. She was forced to entertain them
Right. Pure.
;^)
>>122635509
I like this Tiki-style redesign someone did.
>>122635417
The shorter list is "who's high priority". You focus on the best kids or the ones you want to favor, then the kids that aren't quite as good as the best, then scatter the rest however you feel like without putting too much thought into it.
But the lowest priority kids are Midoriko and Deere. Matoi is also kinda iffy.
>>122635702
Call your local Gamestop as soon as you can and see if they've opened up more in-store preorders. They're separate from the online ones.
>>122635509
>>122635750
I don't even live in the US but they won't tell us when ours are going up so I don't know if I'll even fucking be at home.
>>122635806
if you're able to max stats then green lake should be higher priority since she will have much more speed and skill at the cost of 1 mag
>>122635904
Maybe they're regionally restricting pre-orders?
>>122635806
I see. In the end, will some kids be getting screwed in the mods department? I felt with Awakening everyone was able to get pretty much a perfect match, yet here not so much.
>>122635320
And you would be right to think that.
/v/ faggots just don't realize that and how the entire process works. They literally think NoA's "SJW translators" sit at their computers and circlejerk a paycheck that they justify by the amount of "changes" they make to a game because the meme bogeyman and Nintendo's less-than-lustrous 2015 game output has them permanently cemented in an overexaggerated censorship paranoia that was never a big issue until the latter half of this year.
This is the problem, they don't THINK. Here's the issue plain and upfront: They want to fap, but they don't want others to know that, they don't want that to be the crux of their argument, so they parrot these tired "integrity", "it's the principle", and "ruining artistic vision" arguments to cover it up and paint it as a human rights issue. They think "the man" is out to get them. They firmly believe these people are the "bad guy" who wants to control what they can and can't see.
TL;DR: Censorship has been around for centuries. It is NOT gong to magially go away, and certainly not in the video game industry before literally any other medium of entertainment.
>>122635952
>since she will have much more speed and skill at the cost of 1 mag
It's kind of a struggle to max out her stats, though, with her base 5% Magic growth and all.
Midoriko has rather bad growths overall, but if you're just trying to max her out for PvP I guess you can ignore that.
>>122633903
I did. I liked the idea of a loli dragon domming me.
>>122635647
Skinship itself, while kinda weird, doesn't need censoring? Probably some of the l e w d lines are gonna be changed/taken out.
>>122636141
I always assume this is the case when someone talks eugenics on the note of pairing everyone/getting all kids, since they obviously have grinding in mind for that
>>122635509
she is best
>>122636128
So how many memes have you managed to stuff into this one, Mister Treehouse?
>>122636089
>In the end, will some kids be getting screwed in the mods department?
Definitely. Though mods only matter for the few kids you're planning on using for PvP, really.
>>122636256
>since they obviously have grinding in mind for that
You can only use 5 units in PvP though, trying to make all the kids good will just fuck you in the end.
>>122636128
>They want to fap, but they don't want others to know that
If you were projecting any harder we could put you in a classroom to educate our children.
>>122636389
God damn it, I wanted every kid to be literally perfect. Fuck this game.
>>122636128
Nice strawman lol
>they just want to jack off/smoke drugs/kill people/etc!
>>122631497
FE9 has a fixed growths mode, although I think you need to have a completed save to unlock it.
>>122636128
Nintendo *has* had a pretty mediocre year in retrospect, the fans are pissed off, and I think they just want something to "fight".
Lo and behold, the gateway to that is the potential "censorship" of games they're actually looking forward to.
>>122636501
It's true though. Refute it. Refute it for Fatal Frame and Xenoblade.
>>122632652
It's only possible because of how broken warp is in that game.
>>122636631
You have to refute my statement that you only enjoy censorship because others don't like it and you hate people.
It's true. Refute it.
>>122636446
He's not really wrong though. I highly doubt a majority of the people harping on about artistic integrity and the principles of the matter actually give a shit about any of that.
>>122636616
E3 2014 was so good too, now this entire year is just bust.
>>122636694
And forging.
>>122636547
Yeah, but for some fucking reason your held weapon and the enemies you defeat affect your growths so it really isn't predictable unless you make a spreadsheet or something.
>>122636616
>STEAM
>4 Poor
Literally what the fuck?
>>122636710
Your doubts are very important
>>122636446
>>122636501
except that is literally exactly what they want, how many essays did /v/ write to you about "the original intention of the developers" to get you to think otherwise?
I heard that the reason why this general is trash is because girls visit it
thoughts?
>>122636128
What's wrong with wanting to fap?
>>122636845
Citation: someone on /feg/ pretending to speak for a website full of people.
>>122636887
are there any actually good generals on /vg/?
>>122636710
He really is. I'm upset about it because I want to play a fucking video game without having to see these shitty fucking outddated memes. If I want to jack off I'll go on fucking Pixiv and jerk off to a picture of the character. I just don't want to feel like I'm playing a game written by fucking 9gag. I would also prefer to see how the character was originally written, not how they rewrote it because murder is funny xD
>>122636845
>except that is literally exactly what they want
You're right, in this modern age of easy access to porn, people are just upset that a game with A SHITLOAD OF PORN might be too censored for them to jerk off to. Then what would they do, jerk off to THE SHITLOAD OF PORN of the game instead? The inhumanity!Kill yourself. Right now. Grab a knife and cut your fucking throat before any more of the stupid escapes your brain. KILL YOURSELF.
>>122636128
Can you make another post? I'm pretty close to winning.
>/v/ seriously thinks they have the ability to get NoA to stop changing games when The Catcher in the Rye is STILL banned in certain libraries across the country
lol
>>122636616
But FF5 was good and Gamespot is garbage.
Obviously it's going to get censored and we can't stop it, but the sudden censorship internet defense force trying to say "u jus wanna fap" makes me seriously think that the people doing the censorship come here.
>>122637035
>/v/ seriously thinks they have the ability to get NoA to stop changing games
I don't think anyone actually thinks that.
>>122637070
Nah, they probably have unpaid interns to do that for them.
>>122637070
More like people whatever they think of censorship are getting tired of anti-censor brigades ruining threads. Besides obvious /v/ermin who visit youtube videos and gamefaqs forums, most don't care anymore and moved on, whether they liked the change or not, they're still gonna buy it.
>>122637070
I am almost completely positive that at least one particular person on Treehouse's team lurks here at minimum.
>>122636157
Wasn't the skinship generally well-liked? I thought women actually liked the lewd lines the male characters had.
We're at kind of an odd standpoint where both males and females want to pretty much wreck your body.
>>122636987
This has to be fake holy shit
>>122637174
In either case, the sudden vitriolic defense of censorship makes me think they already started.
I can't even enjoy a good Xenoblade thread anymore.
I can only imagine what this place will be like a week before release.
>>122636987
>I want to play a fucking video game without having to see these shitty fucking outddated memes.
No you don't. If you really wanted that, you would have imported the japanese version months ago.
>>122637070
More like I kind of despise the shitheads who never stop crying about censorship at every turn. So I shitpost to mess with them before I leave threads.
>>122636484
That's why the unit logbook exists.
>>122636128
Thanks schlomo
>>122637235
I hope they put in the word on what Ignis's name needs to be changed to.
>>122637356
Yeah, because region locking doesn't exist.
>>122637379
>I act retarded to irritate people before running away
I bet you see lots of success
>>122637313
We had some decent ones lately, because the mods got tired of people constantly spamming threads and posts that are identical and are deleting them or sending them to /trash/
Censorship fearmongering aside, the only way to get a physical copy of the game with all three versions is to buy the special edition, right? I'm on the fence about it but I figure I should at least put some money down if I can find one.
>>122637453
>the japanese don't get Mario Tennis Ultra Smash until late January for absolutely no reason
mamma mia
>>122637410
but muh support bonuses. I guess I'll have to prioritize and make the good kids really good and make the mediocre ones okay.
>>122637097
You should visit their XCX threads. It's ridiculous.
>>122637379
>2015
>doing it for free
Poor little shill. One day they'll hire you for real.
>>122637495
>Censorship fearmongering aside, the only way to get a physical copy of the game with all three versions is to buy the special edition, right?
Correct.
>>122637495
>I'm on the fence about it but I figure I should at least put some money down if I can find one.
Just remember that you need to put a minimum of $25 down to pre-order from Gamestop.
>>122637453
But I thought you wanted to play meme free games. If it really is such a big deal, then the price of buying a japanese 3ds shouldn't even matter at all.
>>122637649
>there are people who can't put 25 dollaroonies down
>>122637220
I kind of agree with this, the censorship topic is just played out and annoying now, it's been the same complaints every time now.
I mean I'd prefer that games not be censored at all, but I also know that complaining on 4chan about it every day won't change anything.
>>122637495
>the only way to get a physical copy of the game with all three versions is to buy the special edition, right?
The only way to get a physical copy of IK period is the special edition.
>>122637495
I imagine IK will just be a download code, although I might be wrong.
>>122637536
Doesn't the XCX censorship affect some pretty central themes to the game's story? I honestly don't know for sure because I'm not really interested in the Wii U, but that's what people seem to be saying about it?
>>122637517
>Man, I think I already know what got censored from THAT game.
>What?
>The gameplay!
>>122637256
Oh, I'm all for anime characters of varying levels of attractiveness whispering sweet (?) nothings in my ear.
I just think the localization is gonna be more tame or way more wink wink nudge about it, instead of taking the whole amie thing out like people seem to think.
>>122637776
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>122637771
No, just idiots parroting dumb shit. Here I will give you a spoiler, this is Xenogears-lite, Takahashi has pretty moved on from his previous works and dumbed down his stories. Does it have similar elements to his original Project Noah with this being Episode 1? Yes, but its no where near the philosophical stuff to Xenogears. Not even 1/10.
>>122637750
Lots of NEETs on this board, anon. Be nice.
>>122627779
Thats a cute FRobin pic
>>122638007
She sets my heart a-FRobin
>>122637962
You had basically an entire year to save up for fates, if you're some worthless NEET then you only have yourself to blame.
>>122637776
It makes me sad, because it feels like the Mario sports games have gone down the gutter. Same with Mario Party.
>>122637763
>I imagine IK will just be a download code
That would be some pretty blatant false advertising, then. The product description at Gamestop at least specifically mentions all three versions being on the cartridge, and then further specifies that the special edition is the only way to get that.
>>122637941
Makes sense, he now wants to duplicate the West like Bethesda, the same ones who kept dumbing down and destroying a genre for the last 10 years.
>>122638095
I didn't know that, that's interesting. I should have done my research.
>>122637962
>put down $25 for the SE at fucking gamestop
>have $40 down on Super Mystery Dungeon to pick up Friday
>am literally salvaging $30 neetbux currently with no hope of more neet funbucks until Christmas
>have to scramble to pay off the SE somehow before Feb 19th
>tfw $25 Splatoon at Walmart on Black Friday is tempting
>>122637649
>>122637750
I've got more than enough money saved up senpai, don't worry. Guess I'll visit Gamestop tomorrow and hope that it's not all sold out.
>>122637882
I don't think they'll take the whole thing out, that's kind of ridiculous especially since almost everyone who gives a damn about the game knows about it.
>>122637771
They changed BLADE's acronym's since it was originally a bunch of engrish.
The religous themes were also either toned down or removed, which is the only major imo
This is an actual spoiler.They changed Dolls into Skells so they could have some kind of deeper meaning since the people on Mira are all andriods who are being controlled by humans, if any since they recover what was supposed to be the stasis for the surviving humans but they're all dead so they don't know whose controlling them and Elma is a pretty banging alien.
Also the boob slider which is the main thing that's ticking everyone off. I can totally live without it really but it seems to have been removed to prevent people from recreating Lin who was already god awful ugly and don't know why people would want to fap to her. Really the only girls who look good so far is Elma and possibly the player if you avoid the super uguu eyes.
I'm just in it for the massive world and giant robots, what's not to like. Oh yeah..
>>122637763
>I imagine IK will just be a download code
It was a download code for Japan because it wasn't quite finished yet. It's been stated that it's all on one cartridge for everyone else.
>>122638207
Yeah, what's more is that as the product description specifies, people who purchase the special edition will be able to play IK/Revelations three weeks before its launch on eshop, since it has to be included on the cartridge but I guess they didn't want to make people wait for the SE.
So does the SE just have the three games on the same cartridge? You don't have to download anything?
>>122638272
There were never really religious themes to begin with.
>>122638231
I would have just set money aside to make sure I had it for the SE no matter what. You can always pick up a copy of Super Mystery Dungeon and Splatoon in the future, but there's only going to be so many copies of Fates' SE, at least until the price gougers start raking people over the coals for them.
>>122638268
Q&A minigame. Never forget.
>>122638368
http://www.gamestop.com/nintendo-3ds/games/fire-emblem-fates-special-edition/126802#productDetails
Just read it bro. You are correct, but there it is in print for you.
>>122638558
Is this from that meme post on tumblr? It had Kamui slipping on a banana peel or something, right?
>>122638616
No, the Q&A thing was before that.
>>122638558
The thing about that rumor/hoax is that it's actually something I could picture them doing. Can't you scope out fully-animated models of Camilla/Kagerou/etc's titties while skinshipping? I think that might be something the censors would be concerned about.
>>122638660
Rumor with no basis in reality then? I'll eat my shoe if that comes true.
>>122638616
It was from here, and I don't believe the people who insist "haha nobody really bought it they were joking" for a second.
>>122638616
Never forget that either.
IDK if it was on that post, someone on the general said they had info from a "Treehouse insider" or something a while ago and some people believed it.
