Shiv into RFC edition
old
>>122558913
eyosongive.us
it's not gay if hotshots voice sends shivers down my spine and makes my asshole go limp, right?
first for EU is trash
first for kindred
Context definitely required
>>122578805
>I'm not gay if I'm a faggot am I?
shut up idiot
>>122578723
Lulu is a shit girl
Lulu is a shit champion
Lulu is the worst waifu possible
The poster below me is a liar.
>We're aware of and investigating issues with some Comcast users disconnecting and being unable to log in.
>NA NA
xth for shaco is cancer
how trash is this Paladins game
>>122578723
xth for shen
is 45% cd lux worth it?
cancer this patch:
Tryn
Jax
Yasuo
Graves/Cait
Brand
So what's the issue with using team/shitbuilder?
biiiiiiiiiiit of a stretch
>>122579036
>not including kayle, soraka, shaco or lee sin
you trolling
What do I build on Kindred?
>>122579018
it is ok, Most people need to realize that 45% is only great with a champ that has cd reduction in their kit, it works wonders for them
>>122579140
When will a non-masculine male champion be added? Yordles don't count.
>>122579190
What's wrong with Shaco? He's only annoying if the player playing him knows what he's doing
>>122579234
>mfw playing Taric with 45% cdr
it's hella good
>>122579301
Not him, but Warlord's Bloodlust made him great
>>122579232
spaceinvaders do have waterboards
>>122579295
Ezreal. Unless you forgot he's a male.
>>122578805
No.
>>122579295
>What is Ezreal.
>What is Riven.
>What is Taric
>>122579295
Varus, Vladimir, Ezreal, Taric
>>122579430
>taric
>not masculine
he has the jawline of greek god, with the muscles to back it up
xth for wrong thread
>>122579295
Ekko? Nunu? Ezrelle?
>>122579430
Riven is a fertile lady, you fag
fresh niels autism hot off the presses, with another degenerate ship
the handful of fucbois pushing the soraka sona thing should take note from their master, this is how you truly show how much of a piece of shit you are
>>122579301
>league fo early game
>league of crits
>league of warrior junglers
>league fo youmu
you tell me
>>122579430
>>122579534
I'm going to give you guys the others, but come on, Taric is masculine as fuck. His tastes in partners have nothing to do with it.
>get disconnected because of comcast
>get leaverbuster warning
riot games
>>122579664
I'm not going to fucking read that, I was already cringing with the first three words. Holy fuck now I won't be able to stare at either champion again without thinking of that faggot.
>Dont ban anything
>win every game cause you are able to pick what ever is needed to win
hehe
comcast should be able to login again
I just did, also my jewtube works again
Look, /lolg/, how about we cut the shit.
This is literally it, so shut the fuck up and listen, then answer.
Which champion would you fuck? Which champion would you ~LITERALLY~ stick you penis into. Which champion would you penetrate with your purple headed womb ferret? Which champion would you fertilize the fuck out of?
Correct answers get 5 marks, please show your working out.
>>122579863
this desu
How does one build the Dong? 0/18/12 feels a bit lacklustre, and the game is over before he can tank up.
>>122580018
Stop being so autistic, it makes me cringe so hard you have no idea
>>122580059
I don't think it's even possible for Bard to properly tank up
>>122580018
Kayle
Katarina
Akali
Also give source.
>>122580018
I would fuck Lux. Her time spent as an infiltrator means she has a youthful, toned body and she probably has incredible flexibility.
>>122580018
any bipedal female
>another split of kiwikid
holy fuck how shit can NA scene be
>>122580059
As lame and shitty as it may seem, check out /rbardmains
All the bard autists go there
>>122580059
>going tank on Dong
>not going AP/Frozen fist
Is it me or are people in normals more retarded than ever lately?
Xth for Lux, the handjob queen, keeping those fingers nice and clean,
>>122580214
>waiting for a brent rambo style thumbs up
>it never comes
I usually build Iceborn, but his ap ratios are iffy.
>>122580018
shut up faggot and give source
google just returns the same crop posted on fucking funnyjunk
und another
>mundos win rate right now
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Should you back after a single camp and buy your second jungle item on Xin? I guess you never have to go back again until Devourer if you do
So who are the top tier junglers right now?
>>122580412
no because you called me a faggot when i only like women with or without dicks.
>>122580471
>Going back early on Xin.
>Not picking up your red and ganking mid at level 2.
>>122580449
No one builds the grievous wounds item because it sucks.
>>122580449
Mundo too strong for you!
>>122580519
The invoker of league
The playmaker
The blind shaolin monk
The everest of skill
>>122580357
Lux is pure and ayandere to her onii chan
>First day of high school
>Get into the bus
>See this weird girl with blue hair and long ponytails
>She's alone
>You walk the corridor and take seat next to her
>"Hi!"
>"Hi she says", with a cute smile, "my name is Jinx"
>"Hi, i'm anon"
>Randomly, she punchs your arm
>"Hey, what was that?"
>"That's my friend seal, now you are doomed to be with me forever haha!"
>"Haha, that's cool (i guess)"
>"Now that we are friends we should do things together, help me with this!"
>She takes some bubblegums from one of her pockets
>"Here pick one, except the apple one, that's mine"
>You take the banana one
>"Now munch it"
>You do as she says while she munchs her bubblegum
>"Now give it to me"
>"W-what?"
>"C'mon hurry up you idiot!!" then she gives you a french kiss and takes away the bubblegum inside your mouth with her tongue.
>"Mmm, now watch" she says with her mouth full
>Jinx takes the bubblegum from her mouth and press it against the pink haired girl head that is in the next seat, she doesn't notice it and neither the girl with the huge hat next to her.
>"Yesss, first day ruined for fathands! Ohhh anon, we are going to have lots of fun this year!" she says while she hugs you with an evil smile.
>>122580521
>with
I called you what you are, faggot
go get fucked by a bloody dicked hobo you queer
>>122580018
Evelynn.
Beyond a doubt, Evelynn. I would live the rest of my life in peace and joy.
the tilt is real
>>122580521
You don't have the source, do you
Nobody ever has it.
>>122580604
literally teenage rp tier cringe
>>122580229
I build iceborn usually, should I go FQ/banner/[/spoiler]maybe Jaxblade?[/spoiler] as well?
>>122580604
>jinxfags
truly the worst
>>122580463
>>122578723
xth for Cute Vi
>>122580449
What's his win rate?
>>122580639
wow, rude
>>122580735
the unfortunate truth.
>>122580746
>>122580790
newfags pls
So is it me or Graves is clunky as fuck.
He takes more time to load in one shell than being empty.What kind of fucking bullshit is this.
Also he doesn't attack right after a dash either instead have to wait.
>>122580747
yeah
go Banner and use magical journeys to split push
go FrozenFist for MORE SLOWS
go spooky ghost for MORE SLOWS
cap out your CDR
be annoying as fuck
>>122580604
Autism.
>>122580846
i've seen it before
it doesn't get any less pathetic
>>122580214
>another year
>dignitas still cant find a better support than kiwikid
baka
>pick Soraka
>spend the rest of the match standing behind the adc being a heal bot.
>win
nice game lolbabies
>>122580940
hey same but
>pick Soraka
>spend the rest of the match standing behind the adc being a heal bot.
>lose
0-8 the dream
>tfw no cute support to suck your dick
>>122579430
nice meme but riven is a qt girll
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE GIIIIIIIRL
>Want to play twitch
>Look up some stuff for him.
>See this.
Well, back in the trash rat man, you can't complete with every top adc.
>>1225800187
>>122580521
I don't even like femdom but that one was 10/10.
>>122581057
IGN/SERVER BRO?
I TOO AM REALLY LONELY AND DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION HAHA
Giving away 2 lvl 30's, get ready boys. NA.
>>122580521
There is no women with dicks, just men with tits.
>>122580557
Explain the highest winrate start then
>>122581078
He's had a low win rate for ages.
He's arguably the hardest adc to play effectively
>>122581128
What elo?
>>122581128
gibe
>>122580604I like academy skins and I still don't understand why Jinx didn't get one instead of the zombie slayer skin
>>122581216
Yeah, and he's even harder now that every other adc who a giant cancer shot right in the ass.
I actually can't post for hours I'm running out of material
guess I'm just bad at this
>>122580018
I'd ravage Evelynn's fat ass, annihilate Nidalee's brown pussy, and grope Miss Fortune's cowtits
just had my first vik game. fun shit
i rushed first upgrade but at what levels should I get the others?
>>122581387
Evelynnfags exist?
She's the ugliest female in league. Worse than Kalista.
>>122581254
None, I think I played 1 ranked game last season. I lost.
>>122581306
because jinx never went to school
she's illiterate, malnourished, reeking of BO and gunpowder, and psychotic
is there any point in using brand over viktor? I feel like everythng brand does, vik does better.
>>122581128
ooooooh give me one!
Send the info at [email protected]
Thanks!
>>122580229
>this image
I am beyond help
>>122580592
Are...are these all meant to be Lee?
>tfw tilting
post zac
>>122581551
Not even an evefag but... you take that back
does riot employ any kind of "shadowban" techniques?
for example, grouping those deemed toxic together, without giving any warning / ban notification.
>>122581551
Are you for real baka desu senpai
>>122581551
>eve
>ugly
Okay pal.
>>122581590
Sure, why not.
Send it to[email protected]
Minus the .
>>122581551
Let me guess, you're either a sonafag or a sorakafag
>>122581128
First account is an alt account. Don't think anything special, but its level 30.
NA
Login name: miragez
Password: #!crunch123
Email addresses associated with account were deleted.
>>122581664
I wish you tilted so hard you killed yourself
>>122579430
Taric might be gay but dude is fucking ripped, carries a most likely extremely heavy armor made of gems with a shield and a huge mace to boot.
>>122578723
what are some good starter runes? I've just bought armor quints seals and magic resist glyphs so far
>>122581551
Fuck
You
>>122581664
>2 of my favorite champs being homofag shipped
Kill yourself.
>>122580519
xin
jax
lee sin
shaco
rammus (freelo in this league of AD where yasuo and zed have made a huge comeback)
>>122579664
>pure ol' Tahm Kench
>with someone as filthy as MF
i want niels to die
monster/humans ships are terrible and just fetish bait.
>>122581551
Her base splash art looks like shit, I can concede that but you are blind.
alistar best girl
>>122581730
>Evelyn Chell redraw
THAT NIGGER NEEDS TO ANIMATE THIS
>>122581742
>>122581730
>>122581708
Not a fag of anything, but Eve is ugly and you know it. Nobody wants to fuck her.
How do I git gud with the donger?
>>122581956
i would totally milk those
>>122581128
>>122581128
This is my main, I played for many years. I'm bad at this game so nothing special in terms of ranked.
NA
Login name: yabbe
Password: #!applejacks123
Email addresses associated with account were deleted.
>>122581628
i guess since there is no argument for brand, he is the shittier mage.
Is Edgelord good yet? WHY ISN'T EDGELORD GOOD YET?
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, THE NEW PATCH MADE EVERY AD USING FAGGOT MEGA CANCER, BUT AATROX IS STILL PROBABLY FUCKING DOG SHIT
FUCK THIS GAME I HOPE YOU ALL PERISH IN THE MOST PAINFUL OF WAYS
Does frozen heart proc laundrys?
>>122579664
hes been trying to push that shit for a while
this guy should get his internet access removed
>>122581956
That's not a cow.
>>122582020
>get ganked
>use turrets
>press zhonyas
enjoy your doublekill
>>122581848
>not liking Twitch/Zac
kill urself family
>>122582074
thanks bro
>>122582212
Why is Zac blushing?
3 master tier normal videogames
betteroos??
(ps we lose)
PostEclipse
>>122582356
They're probably just playing with their gaming gurl supports.that's what i do
>>122582109
Because his kit was only good around the time he was released
He's dog shit and always will be
Fiora can lifesteal more than this nigger with hydra than he can with hydra and his built in lifesteal
>>122582313
because he's gonna get that sweet bot lane double kill, he's blushing thinking about all the cash he's about to make
>>122581664
>>122582212
>Zac being homogay for anyone
Wrong
>Twitch being attracted to characters with distinct stenches
Right
>Twitch being a total faggot to extract some of those stenches
Passable but Zac is too pure for sex
>>122581306
Why would she get an academy skin
Like, what arguments are there for her getting one?
>>122582415
Who would be the bottom in that relationship?
>>122582567
She could be the class rep because of herbraids
How is speed pony in the preseason jungle?
>>122580412
>Not knowing the source on this image
How fucking new?
>>122581551
bite your tongue
>>122580604
the most autistic post on /lolg/
>>122582509
>Zac is too pure for sex
he litterally spend most of his animations flexing, he's the kind of man that go into gyms to check out other men he's not a heterosexual and he probably has a grindr account
>>122582615
The earth.
>>122582734
I don't like him at all.But I'm just playing him poorly
>>122582567
she looks young
those were the requirements for the other academy skins weren't they
>>122582684
>forgot the picture
>>122582567
>>122581606
Yeah and Ahri, Ekko, Vlad and Darius look like the kind of people that went to school.
butts incoming
>>122582763
>didn't even post a good Kalista picture
>>122582815
>darius looking young
>vladimir looking young
>>122582880
Vlad and Ahri do
>>122582880
The argument for Ahri is simple.
She attracts a lot of weebs and what is the highest on the weeb fetish list?
That's right, school uniforms.
Ekko's argument would be it would be easy to make him the class clown
I don't know about Vlad or Darius though
>>122582939
are armor quints even that good on malphite or should I just go for MS?
>>122583053
Darius is the bully/jock.
Vlad is the rich kid.
>>122580449
Lol I told you, Mundo is OP as shit
>>122582940
>complains about someone posting a picture not good enough for him
>posts an equally bad one
>>122583053
>Ekko's argument would be it would be easy to make him the class clown
Why? just because he's black?
Ekko is a boy genius, he's the only one that makes sense to his character.
>>122582940
darius and vladimir are exceptions
>nearly 2016
>thresh still not gutted
>>122582815
Ahri looks and acts like a popular girl
Darius looks and acts like a bully
Ekko looks and acts like a degenerate
Vlad acts pretty self-absorbed
>>122583257
>still believing thresh is op
hows silver buddy?
>>122583257
dont speak of such things
>>122583257
i hate this meme
>>122583241
Have you ever heard what ekko actually says or read his lore to know what he does?
He's a clown and now he's in class.
>>122580808
Almost 57%
comcast shit again
>>122583082
>>122583257
>thresh op
>when tahm exists.
>>122583369
>let me have the most utility in the fucking game and be easy as shit to play
>calls someone silver because they realise he's never not been the best choice for support since he was released
Does victorious Morgana wear shoes and if so what kind of shoe does she wear?
>4 of my last 10 games have been 4v5
whats going on
Guys, was anyone else able to buy nosferatu vladimir in the shop last saturday?
>>122583413
What graph are you using
I'm using op.gg's and he's only at 51%
welp comcast/riot fucked up again during an easy win
can't wait for the hit against my account
>>122583567
anyone using comcast is getting fucked
>>122583453
>implying thresh isn't just a better tahm kench
dude does more damage, is ranged, stronger, longer range cc
the only reason I could see tahm being picked over thresh is that his ally-saving skill is completely braindead, but it doesnt allow for initiations
>>122583497
nice b8
>>122581551
Even with her ancient model, Eve is hot.
Reminder that Riot does not turn on loss prevented when people using a particular ISP are getting fucked and instead let your leaver buster rank go up and make you lose LP
>>122583369
he's not OP he's just the baseline for a support
the recent changes have made room for other champs to budge in though
>>122583771
>i dont have a good counter
>better call it bait
enough waifus. which legal leg end would make the best friend?
>>122583448
>>122583786
Her face kind of looks like a cat. Would pat her head/10
>>122583786
What's the point of her being THAT SLUTTY
I mean, I don't care.. but it's just a shitty design or it has something to do with her lore?
>>122583794
Don't worry they'll surely give us an IP Boost to compensate!
>>122583369
the thing is like he has so many things that would be the main draw of any other champions kit
His lantern is something that was initially the coolest part of thresh's kit. He can save allies, woah! But now what's the key part of his kit? The hook into flay. And it's a helluva long cc chain. If you ignore the fact that Death Sentence is one of the longest ranged basic abilities in the game, the stun from his chain and the knockback, AND the slow for 2 seconds after if he's level 6, means you basically have to dodge the hooks.
Now, what could you compare thresh to. Blitzcrank? Again, ignoring that thresh has a larger range on his initial cc, Blitzcrank can stun you for 1 second, then knock you up for another second. Compared to Thresh's ult alone, which is a near-stun for 2 seconds, that seems like it's a bit disproportionate.
What about the damage? Surely that's what blitzcrank is better in. Well, no.
>Thresh combo of Q+E+Auto+R
975(+1.8 AP) magic damage, plus an extra bunch of magic damage from his E passive, at least +300% of his AD.
>Blitzcrank Q+E+Ult combo
800(+2AP) + 200% of his AD.
So thresh wins again.
But it's not fair to compare him to blitzcrank. Let's try another meta support, braum.
Obviously, braum loses in the damage category.
What about CC?
Braum's comes to a total of about 3.25 seconds, if his passive procs and he gets his ult on top of the same target.
Thresh has a 1.5 second stun and a 2 second near stun. Even if you ignore the knockback on his flay, thresh wins again.
Obviously, the benefit to Braum isn't his cc but his sheild and buff. But still, in all aspects but ally-buffing, thresh is the clear dominant champion.
Just for a laugh, which supports would you consider picked for their damage output?
Karma?
>Ult+Q, W
785(+1.5AP)
Annie?
>Ult, Q, W
895(+2.4AP)
Nami?
>Ult, Q, W
875(+1.6AP)
Sona? (lol)
>Q, Auto, Ult
878(+1.4AP)
Thresh is cancer and needs to be gutted.
>>122583390
The other anon is also right though, he's a genius. It's even evident in the academy splash
>>122583713
>doesnt allow for initiations
Dude, he can literally swallow the tank and place him in the backline of the enemy, if that's not good enough dunno mang.
>>122583958
It's a direct rip from DotA "lore" (aka QoP)
>>122583834
Anyone who doesn't say Braum is a fucking faggot.
>tfw no Braum to glug down beer and laugh with
>tfw no Braum to be my best bro
>>122583834
>ranked isnt for fun
>>122583453
>conveniently ignores the fact that Thresh is still strong with the existence of Tahm 'banned all the time since people realised he's strong as pros played him' Kench
>also ignores the fact that Thresh has been OP since release and the only people that deny this are Thresh OTPs
>>122583958
But what's wrong with her being slutty?
>>122583958
Her lore
>Race: Unknown (Possibly a Succubus)
>>122583978
I'm not necessarily agreeing with what you wrote, but Riot doesn't know how to balance their own game as far as champ abilities are concerned.
They go full retard when it comes to the UTILITY of an ability rather than it's damage/CD. That's part of the reason why Riven, for example, is always getting repeatedly nerfed.
>>122584219
>implying I play thresh
>implying I own thresh
Atleast thresh doesn't draw bans
And I only play depths when Im forced to support
:^)
don't have anything to shit post about, just going into a ranked match
here's a cool Brand gif
>>122583958
It's riot approved meme.
>>122583836
>>122583978
Don't forget that Q's hitbox is actually broken and will bullshit you more often than not
It's like prework nidalee spears all over again
>>122583658
>>122583683
>>122583794
i just wanted to play legal legions
>>122584360
>Lore
>LoL
Really? Like the joke for Bard? Or Sivir? or any other champion.
>>122584490
post dick girls not butts
>>122584550
kill yourself faggot
Wanted to play one game before I go to work. One game. Thanks Riot.
>>122584541
BUT ANON SIVIR HAS A KEYBLADE ISNT THAT AWESOME BACKSTORY?
>>122584490
>>122580018
probably sona desu baka senpai
>>122583958
Eve has the least lore in the game. She's an assassin for hire of unknown race(species?) with a rumored connection to the Shadow Isles. Also she fucked TF for a while.
>>122584541
What the fuck are you asking me?
Riot gutted the lore and their lore team but keep using the gutted lore
It's not my fault they're autistic
>>122583978
tahm kench's is gonna be (260 + 70% AP) (Q), + 200% of his AD (two autos) + 32% of their max health + (20 + 8% of his max health * 4). Of course, its very risky for tahm to pull this off but I think he may actually win in the damage category
I' BORED LET'S PLAY A GAME
post your main's skins from the best to the worst - right to left
>pic related
>Challenger Ahri a shit
>Classic skin a best
>>122584550
>>122583978
>complaining about length of CC and high base damage on a support
Are you from place where Leona doesn't exist?
>>122580519Evelynn
>>122583656
Champion.gg
>>122583978
Leona does 826 with four passive procs and base AD at level 6, with just aqa in basic attacks.
>having ap as leona by that point
lol
I dunno where you're getting 975 damage on thresh. I assume your calculations are at a fresh level 6 with base everythings. His E would need to be max rank to get 300% of his AD, so I'm guessing it's not level 6..? You're confusing me pal.
>>122584790
Fuck off ahrishitter.
Holy fuck her concept art is both ugly and poorly drawn
Literally a tumblr champion
>>122584790
left to right sorry
>>122584705
would anyone else that plays Eve a lot mind if they altered her Q? Not talking about damage output or anything but rather the utility of it.
>>122584723
Why isn't Riot just removing all lore elements?
It's not like anyone still cares about the joke it has become or they would release anything making good use of the lore.
>>122584790
Hanbok is her best skin
Popstar is her worst
Challenger = Academy
Hanbok > Challenger = Academy > Foxfire > Midnight >Classic > Popstar
>>122584930
>>122584930
face it riot will never release a conventionally attractive female again
it's all monster shit and degenerate fetish bait from now on
>>122584949
You cannot make proper porn without the lore.
are login servers fucking up for anyone else?
>>122584937
lately? no. but they lowered the missile speed a while ago.
>>122584937
If they put an actual cd on Eve's Q she'd be shit
>face it riot will never release a conventionally attractive female again
As long as our Lord King Zeronis is being denied lead of champion design by irontumblr this is true.
>>122584930
>>122585096
Pretty sure Riot Ironkek strokes himself to this shit while his xisfriend pegs him
Seriously that concept art is shit
>>122582802
>>122585182
the king of sameface
>>122580018
Tristana.
Only answer.
>>122585182
>that design
Can we all agree that Zeronis is our guy?
>>122585327
??
>>122583836
Elise has a nice butt
>>122584675
>play aram with friends cus they only have like 20 minutes
>aram takes 30 minutes
>I get Kalista
>Dropped her like a sack of shit after trying her 3-4 times at release because her delayed movement feels like shit
>she feels like fucking garbage to play
>aram wont end
>I want to die
So if you wanted to do some damage with Taric, would it be better to go AD or AP?
Iceborn Gauntlet and Frozen Heart are both great on him, but if has both you might as well get a tear item as well.
>>122585368
Pic related will stop making my dick hard soon, right? It can't be allowed to do this every time.
>>122585380
Welcome to the Zeronis fanclub
>>122585126
NA shit the bed earlier this morning. Something to do with comcast or some shit.
