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- Museum d’Alfonsino is out (from rotation) NOW!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
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- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon - Inkredible New Stages and Gear
- The 8th Japanese Splatfest, Mountain Food vs Seafood, will take place starting 11/21, 12:00 PM JST! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664947717517348864 (embed)
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536 (embed)
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Now that the dust has settled from the update a few weeks ago, what are the new top weapons for ranked? Did any rise in popularity and did any fall from grace?
Japan certainly hasn't burnt itself out on drawing cute squidboy marksmen wearing the beret and parka yet.
Favorite sub? Mines sprinkler.
>>122577740
(embed)
>>122578056
Damn, I forgot about that.
>>122578056
just like the good ol days
>>122578021
Disruptors.
>bamboozler with disruptors coming out tonight
Time for death.
Since we're posting old /ink/ stuff, does anyone have any of the forbidden images?
>>122578227
I thought the bamboozler was coming tomorrow morning.
New rotation, trying again
hosting squad NNID IceFlinger
>>122578401
That's tonight in Burgerland.
So /ink/ how much extra would you pay for regional matchmaking options or better yet dedicated servers
> on loosing streak
>ズパー男いか kills me yet again after warping about like a hyperactive hamster
>downranked yet again
>>122578549
Well in that case I know what I'm doing tonight.
>>122578753
Masturbating?
>>122578695
>wanting to play with burgspergs or eurotrash
![[jestin externally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/6RMuzHr.gif "[jestin externally].gif")
>that first push attempt where they all super jumped right into my shots
please tell me you got that recorded SORRY
>>122578830
Well...maybe
>Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
Don't we have a full list of changes in English
stealth jump quick respawn
what a great meta
>>122579416
Like little jap jumping beans
2/4 MiiMii, Yuku
Add Sinantu
Reply if you send an FR.
>>122578695
$49.99
>>122578967
Did a breif check but couldn't find it, don't think I have it.
>>122579829
>Yuku
good to see him back
>>122578018
Needs a revolver
>>122579829
3/4 MiiMii, Yukumazi, Cloudy
>>122578695
none. that would totally fuck over eu players due to the low playerbase. forget playing remotely high-level ranked. i doubt na would fare all that much better at high ranks without squads.
>>122579829
Full
>shoot any of those jrs
>they take upwards of 8 hits and shrug it off like nothing
>hitmarkers basically useless throughout the match
leave it to the meme japs to pull off the hardest of lag armours
Jap bubble game too stronk
>>122578425
>>122579829
Friended.
SORRY where'd you go?
>drop from a+ to a-
>about to drop down to b+
>scared of playing because I don't wanna go down to c+
How do I get good enough to carry my team?
>>122580993
GGs ICE squad, I have to go.
>>122581068
rip
you should stream at some point, would be dank
one more for squad, join Yoi, Jalen or Ice
yoi get back in, ice came back
were you adding someone ice?
>>122581172
Who do I add?
>>122581373
yeah I added two people so we should be good
>>122581419
add >>122581436 's ID, forgot what it was
>>122581584
NNID IceFlinger
I'm at B- at level 18. Am I doin' gud? I've had it since release, but have been playing ranked lately
>>122581619
Added.
>>122581709
Pretty solid so far, congrats. What's the weapon you're mainly using?
>>122581709
Average imho.
>>122581709
>since release
>level 18
guess you haven't played too much? that's pretty average so don't worry too much about it
also if you add ice please actually join
>>122581059
Try concentrating more on killing squids - more importantly the ones who always seem to kill everyone.
And then there were five.
>>122575372
Who is this QT?
>>122582117
I'll join if there's room. You probably added me as I finished a Turf match and accidentally hit "Yeah".
>>122582587
some girl
>>122582570
If the next one isn't Sloshing Machine or Slosher Deco I riot
>>122582570
>9 weapons left
>1 map
>direct said updates until january
>10 weeks until the end of january
I don't think we're getting anything else, gentlemen.
>>122582587
Drawfriend that got chased away by some creepy anons.
>>122582890
All canons are creepy. The more you expose the more ammunition to u give people to attack you with
post set ups
>>122578227
>disruptors on a weapon i have to actually aim with
shit
>>122583117
>All canons are creepy
Shit, now that I think about it, my Canon camera is creepin me out.
>captcha is select all the cameras
Oh fuck.
alright i'm done for now, got some things to take care of
GGs
fun games guys but i gotta get going now
someone else can keep the squad going hopefully
>>122583189
Tim has been dethroned! Behold, the new king of /ink/!
>>122583189
Does Sub Saver help at all with the Kelp, or are you using the shoes just because?
When is rainmaker coming back to ranked?
So far ive lost all TC matches and ranked down
>>122583627
i use those shoes for a lot of set ups, it's just nice to have sub saver/ink recovery on one piece of gear
REMINDER
EVERYTIME YOU REPLY TO A NAMEDROPPING FAG
GOD KILLS A SQUIB
>>122583758
Sub Saver isn't all that useful on anything, though.
>>122582587
My future wife.
>>122583818
Good, better nip the next generation in the bud before it learns how to play a weapon I don't like.
Squadilidoos ?
>>122583735
Seriously what is up with this. Does the game sort by latency when placing you in a team or something?
Completely ridiculous.
>>122582816
Well,there's assets for two more maps, Office and Quarry. They used Pivot and Higari, we'll see if Nintendo uses those.
>>122583914
Not true at all. And please don't say "Ink Saver main does the same thing and better" because that is not entirely true either.
let it be known that this man yells at his team and it's the reason why scarth is always depressed
#MakeScarthTheLeader
>>122584195
For the Kelp, it's not useful at all. You don't miss out on any charges you get after throwing down a Sprinkler.
It's only kinda useful on weapons with Burst Bombs, so you can throw all 4 and still have a couple of shots left.
>>122578013
I still see krak-ons everywhere, but I feel like I mainly get killed by carbon rollers and octoshots these days.
>>122584368
>hashtags outside twitter
why
>>122582807
Can a single person riot?
is iamusorry streaming?
>>122584368
Why should I care?
>>122584451
#memes
>>122584379
i use slosher/tri-slosher so i tend to use those shoes with them
>>122584581
because scarth is /ink/'s mascot and we need to defend him from bullying
>>122584731
-Scarth
>>122584368
Scarth needs to be contained away from his abuser. This unhealthy shit can't be allowed to go on or the world may lose another brilliant life to suicide.
I fucking hate when the shitposters take over.
>>122584368
>>122584731
Is Katsuie the reason why half of MCU is gone from the team?Wouldn't surprise me one bit if that was the case.
>>122584379
Sub saver can be useful on every weapon with a disruptor, bomb, wall, or seeker Anon. Emphasis on SUB saver as some players don't get that yet. Sub saver doesnt do the same thing as Ink saver main, so comparing the two is stupid.
>>122585553
literally who cares
>>122584379
>not wearing the jungle hat for the best of both worlds
Anyone up for playing in ~20 minutes?NNID: Katsuiee
>>122585931
Nice shitposting.
tryna draw my squid
>>122587039
>It's not b-
>THOSE LEGS/BUTTOCKS
>>122587039
she looks sad :(
thighs and butt looks a little funny
hat shoes and shirt are nice though
face is qt
To get /ink/ back on track, what is your least favorite weapon? Mine would have to be the standard splat charger. It can't cover shit and is useless at close range.
>>122587149
>man this pose is cute
>but i don't wanna make my butt too lewd
>i'll make my legs skinnier, that should do it
>oh, alright then
>>122587669
>It can't cover shit
>>122587669dynamo roller
>>122587790
The thighs shouldn't be the same size from that perspective.
>>122587790
Spats work because they let you be not lewd with more tomboyish poses.
>>122587896
I said standard splat charger, the first one that's unlocked in the store.
>>122587669
Splattershot Jr. There are some maps on ranked where I have to switch to something with actual range, but i love the mobility of it. I love moving around ang giving my whole team bubblers.
>>122588061
The Hero Charger is a skin of the default charger, retard.
>>122588061
That is the standard Splat Charger.
>>122588081
You misunderstood the question, anon.
>>122588081
>>122588124
>>122588158
Well what's your strategy with it then? My main problem with it is that it has abysmal range.
>>122587790
>Just noticed the signSo are you Korean?
>>122588032
Anatomical perspective is hard... It's been a long time since I drew something that wasn't just a blob with sticks extruding from the sides, so thanks for the advice. I'll try to fix 'em when I get back to it later.
>>122588291Yup, only by heritage though. And naturally, that's not my real name.
>>122587669
Kelp Charger at the moment.
I think it's stronger than E3k, but it isn't used by enough people to reach the 'overpowered remove it from the game' status. Thing is, its only better on certain maps, simply because of the Eliters range.
>>122588236
Not either of them, but run and gun. The biggest issues with people who play snipers in any game is that they don't stay mobile and they camp. Camping is fine if you can actually do something with it (e.g defending against a push on Moray Towers) but if you're just sitting back trying to make impossible shots then you're making the game into a 3v4. The standard splatterscope is excellent at pushing splat zones on Port and Underpass, to name a few.
Often you'll need the scoped variant for the bonus range, unfortunately.
>>122588451
I certainly hope you're not namedshampoo
>all these fresh new winter clothes
>no pants to fit better with the winter items
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
Which one of you faggots is this?
>>122588527
Nah. :V
Just my internet handle, dating back 400 years.
2/4 Kat/Mamandil
NNID:Katsuiee
Reply if you sent a request, we're duoing in the meantime.
>>122589673
Go ask your team, faggot.
>>122589786
Kek
They gonna kill the general when they ask more regulars to join them
>>122589673
CANCERRRR
>>122589673
sent
>>122589673
is it true that you scream at your team?
>>122589673
I don't give two shits about all the memeage, I'll send an FR.
>>122578724
FUCKING THIS!!!!!
I'm so mad that my hands are shaking. Apparently I can hit the japanese, but my ink can't. Now I remember why I stopped playing ranked.
>>122589673
This man yells at the mentally ill, don't even give him the time of the day.
>playing turf war to level some gear
>match starts
>team isn't painting turf just rushing to mid of towers
> i start to paint turf cause that's the fucking objective
>look down at map
>other team hasn't painted shit either
>both my team members all all the enemies are squid bagging at mid with no turf covered aside from what i covered.
>I got killer wail and splatted all of them.
>then they all proceed to target no one but me the entire match.
In the end my "team" still won cause i covered more turf but that shit was so frustrating. wtf is wrong with people!
>>122589957
>>122590138
Accepted, lobby is up
>>122590047
No
>>122590369
it's called a squid party. lern2fun.
>>122590369
Learn to have fun you nerd.
>>122590529
>>122590637
What the fuck is fun about that?
>>122590785
Messing around is fun.
>>122590785
That you get to fuck around with other players, draw a heart or dick or spell something
>>122590785
Let them have their fun you fucking autist. Just leave the lobby.hell you were 0 laying turf war so you could have remained idle in order to get disconnected from the lobby.
>>122589920
Oh wait, thats tsb not former mcu, thats what gonna kill this general
>>122590897
>>122590976
>>122591032
Why can't they let him have his fun? He's trying to play the actual game, if they want to fuck around they can go do it in a private lobby instead of getting in the way of the people trying to actually enjoy the product they bought.
Also, I'm not the guy who posted the original story. I don't play turf war. Mostly to avoid such stupidity as this.
>>122589250
Worst girl detected.Best girl is Ukyo.
Good job /ink/, would have been embarrassing to lose against frenchies.
>>122591276
That's A Good One Too, but we all knowit's Ranma.
I go by "Shampooh" because way back in The Old Days when the series was relevant, a lot of friends compared her and I, and it just sort of stuck. She's darn cute, too, so I can't complain.
>>122591191
Why stay and get mad because they're fucking around instead of just leaving?
It would have been quicker anyway.
>>122591191
He can still play and paint everything around, he can also change from lobby.
They cant go to a private lobby because they are not friends.
And they are also enjoying the game
>>122591506
Haha, yeah. I'd hate to lose a game to a clan of turtle foot soldiers.
>>122591506
It would be seeing how easy it is to sneak loads of splat and suction bombs past their defences, splatting over a hundred inklings.
>>122579416
>Comeback, Special Saver
>Recon, Quick Super Jump
>Stealth Jump, Quick Respawn
For those that get splatted alot
>>122591771
Ranma got to live the dream, she's been a kid and just needs to be a squid ;_;
Now THATS what I call a clean victory
>Not giving up a single kill team-wide against S+ jap clan
Damn that's gotta be embarrassing.
That was embarassing.
>>122591787
>>122591818
>actually defending fucking stupid squid parties
>implying that starting and participating in one is actually fun
>encouraging disconnection
How is the scoreboard in ranked ordered now?
Before it was ordered by kills but now it's not
>>122592390
fucking rekt
>>122592582
Stay unfun anon.
>>122592804
>not being autistic is unfun
If you say so, anon. Go cry about being "unfun" to the Damage Up stacking Japs in Turf War.
Anyone up for a private ranked lobby?
All the stre-er, fun of ranked, with none of the stress!
Any weapons, abilities and rank are welcome. We will play a mix of SZ, TC and RM on every map unless people specifically request that they dont want a map (Towers is often the victim here)
NNIDscarth23
Starting in 10 minutes
>>122592582
You must be really fun then
>>122592390
I thought Kat is a girl.
>>122593080
I will, and will single handedly change the meta.
>>122593204
hahahaha
>>122593137
is it true that katsuie bullies you?
>>122593204
The one character with a girl name is a male inkling, how funny.
>>122593080
The only autist here is you nerd.
>>122592705
Win rate. Donno when it resets. Also doesn't count squads.
>>122593291
Yes, I've been scarred for life and making this lobby to retaliate against his squad is the only coping mechanism I have now.
>>122593308
>using nerd as an insult unironically
You're the autist, buddy.
>>122593776
>using buddy unironically
You're the autist, pal.
>>122593291_No
>>122593137
>16 friends online
Going up now, hopefully we can fill up
>>122593905
IM NOT YOUR PAL, BRO
>>122593905
>using pal unironically
You're the autist, friend.
>>122593137
Already full?
>>122594057
4/8
Tell me if you send a FR
>>122594036
>using friend unironically
You're the autist, dude.
>>122594057
nope 4/8
I'm done for today, GGs guys.
>>122593137
I'M COMING NERDS
>>122594007
IM NOT YOUR BRO, GUY
GGs squad.
GGs squad, hopping over to Scarth's lobby
Are you S because you can't get S+ or do you just not bother with ranking up,Twarz?
>>122578013
52 gal is unquestionably the best shooter
>>122593985
I'll feel irresponsible if I don't get some work done first, if you guys are still going and have space in an hour or two I'll hop on.
Big
Booby
Woomy
>>122594112
sent
>never use the motion controls because of really bad motion sickness
>decide that I need to suck it up and git gud
>practice with it in turf wars
>camera flying everywhere, no aim, only kill one person and it's a trade
>still double the points of everybody else on the level 40-50 team
fucking how
Bomb Rush>Killer Wail
>>122594575
>>122594706
Because you're playing TW and a weapon that is good covering ink
>>122594497
Probably will be, I'll be squadding if I'm not (probably)
>>122594597
Going to have to kill lobby for this FR unless you have one of the following addedTsu rainy NobodyX Kat Flippy
6/8 otherwise
>>122594408I stopped bothering with it when I lost 30 points in the same evening due to disconnections. I do a few solo games when there are no lobbies here pretty much
>>122594761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ght8VpVCei0
This better be a ghost.
I gotta kill lobby to accept a FR sorry guys. Itll be back up in 1 minute
>>122595431
I would suck your dick, Scarth.
>SZ Port Mackeral
Fuck you too Scarth
>>122595336
please do a vocaroo of the name of the boots
>>122595431
It's back up, accepted the FR. Sorry about that
>>122594575
![QHiJrBS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F1ZLY58.jpg "QHiJrBS[1].jpg")
>>122595743
>>122595743
That looks distressingly like a hotel room near a convention I attend.
You can't just bully anybody. You have to bully nobody
You're luckykatsenpai andNobodyabsorbed all of the squidbagging,rainysenpai.
>>122595743
oh scarth23. Youre so sexy.
>>122595743
he's cute desu
Make sure to check your miiverseShabu
M I I V E R S E
I
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V
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S
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>jumping into a killer wail
Fuck you toorainysenpai ;_;expect revengebagging in your future
>Come to thread
>Ctrl+F my name
>No results
I'll become a meme one day, r-right?
>>122596567
lets see if you can get close first
>>122596641
>tfw killed rainy and two others with one wailAnd then the lobby dies.
>>122596576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wufvZjF0bMw
This is my favourite Multiplayer song but I always get slightly annoyed because it sounds like they sing "BE MY VARENTINE!" but I know that they're not.
>>122596576
I wish I could be a meme.
Nami
>>122597267
>level 47
>maxed out crutch-on
>so many special abilties
>only A+
how does this happen
that was ...painful
>zero fucking kills
so whoever gets Scarth is going to win? what fun lobby
>>122578013
Nope meta is same as always.
Rollers and shooters still dominate.
Tenatkek and carbon and krak on are still top dog followed by any thing with a splash wall
>>122597267
Why do you keep posting these?
>>122597537
It's not his fault you're apparently all terrible.
>>122597629
Why not
>>122595462
fuck off, weeb
>>122597537
Nice meme
>>122597537
I'll be satisfied if I can squidbagScarthsenpai on camera.I only managed to trade with him so far ;_;
>>122595336
> Insta-Bombe
ENTIRE TEAM ZERO KILLS BUT SCARTH
>>122597537
>being so bad that scarth is the best player in the lobby
>>122597537
and just as i say that he's in my team and doesn't carry
>>122597537
But he just lost the last game.It's whoever gets the B ranker loses.
I'd appreciate it if someone said something when a spot opens up in the lobby
You need to put more oomph into your squidbagging,Nobody. Give it more spirit!
>>122598269
we got one
>>122598269
3 shit players already left
feel free to join
>>122598509
>>122598513
Still tells me it's full
Scarth, did you just ragequit the lobby? Are you that asspained about losing twice in a row?<3
>keked
well ggs scarth lobby
>>122597746
I want to have a long term relationship with the sad kiwi, not to vaccuum him dry for a night and then forget about him like that anon.
Do you record these matchesScarthsenpai? We should do a dual-video againif you want to that is.
>>122598925
Circlejerk is reaching critical mass.
>0/4
Attrocious, Scarth
>>122599021
Don't be so hard on yourself, -scarth
>>122598925
>Tfw you'll never be allowed in MCU
>4 losses in a row
Scarth winning all matches my ass
im so glad scarth no longer plays shit tier music on his stream
Holy shit stop bringing up all this retarded teamshit. It doesn't fucking matter here. Fucking shitposters I swear.
>3 KOs in a row
D-d-did I do o-okay, s-senpais?
S C A R T H
C
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T
H
>>122598653
>playing with spics
>>122599245
Shut the fuck up, Treebag.
>>122599184
You are a bad person and I don't like you.
>>122599218
This general looks more like /mk8g/ by the day.
>>122599343
-weeablues
>>122597379
Probably a Turf Warrior.
mfw 3 enemy snipers on skate park
>Scarth got so mad about losing so many games that he chose SZ Towers to use e-liter in next game
>still bottom scored
TOPKEK
>fat plays like shit with a .52
>does great with a sploosh
H O W
>>122599403
And it's not even because of the "regulars". It's literally just shitposters circlejerking.
>>122598835
A couple of them. Are you constantly recording?
>>122599303
O-okay ;_;
