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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122529394
First for Misery's RP wiff
fuck
Hailed... as the best Feeder
Reminder that venge is ez as fuck.
What ever happened to the ogre magister medusa magnus strat?
>Dat RP
FUCKING MISERY MY SIDES
MIDDLE IS MISSING!
Mineski is looking good actually, I think they can get Top 8.
nth for acolytes all over the world
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
nth for p-bonjwa
anime
>>122557417
Keep dreaming seamonkey
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
Where is Dendi?
Where is s4?
Where is ratdota
2-0 losers, thanks for the free arcana
>ee bad
>alliance good
>eg not washed up
-d2g
nth for our guy
ADLET MEYER
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>>122553845
got your ip now fuccboi
so alliance is going to get dumpstered, they will have to face vp of vg
>>122558217
In the history books where they belong
>>122557815
The year is 2027. All of dota2 has finally seen the light of the cabal. There are no lanes anymore. Melee and Ranged Creeps do not spawn. There is only one giant jungle across the map.
Heros do not do battle head to head like raw savages. They mathematically optimize every single part of their gameplay and build and are rated by judges on style and contrarianism.
The judge panel is known as the "gulag" despite having no relation to a russian work camp, for reasons which have been lost in the sands of time, along with the TI4 afterparty.
The victor takes the spoils of war by creating high quality webm's of the fruit of his superior mental skill and effort
>EE is bad
Where are the haters now?
COMPLETELY FUCKING SILENT
Why do they have such huge venue? Did they really expect they could fill those seats?
/!\ I M P O R T A N T N O T I C E /!\
It's time to put an end to all this "he/she's our guy" debates.
If you're a dota "personality" and you browse /d2g/ the only way you'll officially be considered our guy is if you do the following:
In the following days of the frankfurt major, you need to make a tweet containing word "exquisite". Something like "Games today were exquisite" or "The Major so far has been exquisite", you get the point.
In the days after the major we'll make an official list of our guys.
/!\ I M P O R T A N T N O T I C E /!\
There are four capable speaking members in Team Secret, why do they always ask Envy for interviews?
>>122558312
blame isis not the shut-in nazikeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzc2gdBmsuU
lmao
envy is 24 years old... lol he's like a fuckin child
>>122558295
>>122558263
>>122558252
>>122558221
>>122558062
>win 1 (one) game of a 'major'
>do 1 (one) semi-impressive but stupid and risky dive that didn't even get you a big advantage
>good player
>>122558265
another dogshit anime
even the nips did not buy it
>EE was going to name fag as Adlet Meyer from Rokka no Yuusha
>EE has bad taste in anime
-/d2g/
Are you not envious of his viking hair? Do you realize how many bald adolescents are screaming at him to cut his hair because they all got fucked over genetically? so many impotent, fat, despairing males? and that not only is it long hair, but its also smooth and well taken care of? and that even women are jealous of his hair?
>>122553172
SWNL
>SWNL
SWNL
>SWNL
SWNL
>>122558369
How can you watch this and not like EE
EE is so based
>>122558323
KEK
CAN YOU STOP
>>122558369
>EE's dad
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>122558369
Thanks I missed it earlier
>>122558295
>get carried by puppey 'goodPPD' ivanov
>good
Puppey is doing literally 99% of the work on team secret
>team reddit won
Oh well.
>>122558389
do you think he gets beat up regularly? I thought slavs hate faggots
>>122558323
2grim5meme
im going to ask people myself on major, unless we get fucking bombed that is lamo
>>122558379
Tfw Chipenko not with VP anymore
>>122558383
pretty sure this is a transgender anime character
>>122558461
Not likely. He plays Dota 2 professionally.
>>122558443
puppey " 7th place at TI" ivanov
>>122558389
i used to have hair like fng but had to cut it because my forehead went bananas
i bet his forehead is huge aswell
OUR GUYS FUCKING DID IT!! HOLD ME /D2G/!
>>122558461
He's not a faggot, he just married his girlfriend last month.
>>122558416
source?
>>122558369
His father is bro as fuck ;_;
>>122558217
just wait for EG to play next
Kappa
>>122558369
that's pretty much how fatal1ty started.
>>122558252
I wish I was a cute girl playing dota
>>122558553
what is it with slavs getting married so young?
>>122554324
>still playing VS as a support
>>122558383
But while it started off fucking great it went to shit halfway through and was utterly unwatchable by the final episodes
Biggest waste of potential all year
EG fans get a discount!
I've nvr been more dissapointed in the community than in light of recent hate and lack of compassion. The rose colored glasses are off
>>122558461
>faggots
>good looking
oh anon...
>>122558536
Arteezy, Kuro, and s4 were too heavy
EG was pretty much the dream team +aui
>>122558536
That has nothing to do with ppy, but with kuro and rtz breaking under s4 underperfoming.
Perhaps you could say that ppy shouldn't allow such mutiny (the same thing that happened with Navi at TI4 rly) but unless you have them on gunpoint you can't do much.
>>122558369
why is this video so terribly encoded
I have to press backwards every few seconds so the audio/video wont move out of sych
>>122558603
Women are not as "progressive" as western woman, and they don't care about pursuing a career and shit. They get married young and become babushka 15 years later.
>EE has a framed picture of SAO in his house
J U S T
>https://www.reddit.com/user/EternaLEnVy
>https://www.reddit.com/user/CLEMENTINATOR
>https://www.reddit.com/user/miserydota
>https://www.reddit.com/user/w33ha
>https://www.reddit.com/user/pieliedie
is secret the most reddit team?
>>122558603
women are actually useful in household
>>122558193
a literal dota god
>>122558331
People want to see ee and puppey
>>122558594
We're all cute girls anon
![Gsg86Ah[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dv7xdxx.png "Gsg86Ah[1].png")
>enemy picks WR and Wyvern
Hey!
>>122558369
>dealing with people is kind of hard
what the fuck, is he autistic or something?
>>122558603
traditional values
Is Tusk still 100?
>>122558369
based
>>122558684
Literally every pro dota personality has a reddit account except for singsing
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3t4b8e/team_empire_giving_shit_to_dota2_cosplayer/
Guys, this is absolutely unnacceptable. Do your part and flag the post on facebook.
Thanks for all the support anime chums
Can VP defeat VG? I just want to see that arrogant chink lose hard.
>>122558636
I just want a hug. Probably a hug that last for half a minute.
How do I improve at this shit game?
>>122558749
Looks like it. But don't worry, supports can't be op.
>>122558657
ppd had to work to save EG once rtz and zai were out
ppy was given a dream team with s4 rtz zai and kuro and still got 7th place
ppd deserves more credit tb h
>>122558737
>>122558705
>>122558674
Fug, I want a qt slav bride now
I have been impressed about w33's trigger discipline.
> Get scouted by invi, goes back
> Enough to get the kill with razes, doesn't ulti
> Enemy already dead, doesn't waste mana or time
On the other hand the qop of the first game wasted his ulti, multiple times on dead targets.
You can really tell their skill apart. Good shit.
>>122558383
If you like anime, you have bad taste in anime desu senpai
>>122558369
Goddamn his parents are perfect.
>>122558728
Yes.
>>122558603
it's actually a good idea for everyone desu
it doesn't even eliminate the chances of a woman having a career like SJW's think, frickin Nancy Pelosi had 5 kids before she was 30. you just need to be willing to actually work your ass off which may be the real sticking point.
>>122558785
BURN THE WITCH!
anything relevant happened in the first game between secret and mineski ? I couldn't watch it
>>122558785
lel
>>122558603
doormats, and knowing someone who can make a lot of money usually gets them settled for life
>>122558841
>reddit absolutely despises w33
Is w33 our guy?
>>122558389
you know how i know you're underage? because you think long hair on guys looks cool.
>>122558790
i love how all the NA shitposters look like fucking retards
mason=retard
grant=retard
ritsu=retard
>>122558818
Yeah, I aggree that ppd deserves credit.
BUT as ppy illustrates right now, if you're a good captain it is far better to work with inferior talent that listens to you, than with star players that will fuck shit up on a whim.
TI5 Secret was a huge waste of talent, because 2 guys just didn't want to get along. Also, s4 sucks.
>>122558536
even PPD said himself, the moment secret went down that was his TI. stop being a blind fanfaggot.
>>122558657
it was literally S4 and RTZ breaking under Kuro underperforming actually. S4 is sensitive and RTZ is rage-prone so you can blame them for that if you want.
>>122558813
i just like the 100% tusk meme i dont play or care about dota outside of valve tournaments
>>122558369
Can EE speak any Chinese?
>>122558684
reddit.com/r/peterpandam
Someone replied with a ppd reddit account+subforum link just now and you deleted it for no reason, janitor?
>>122558929
You know how I know you're balding in your early 20's? because of your massive asspained post
>>122558928
>member of the current gulag bandwagon team
what do you think m8
whats the news that I see about ritsu? what he do
>>122558636
Why is anal cheaper
>>122558929
"i-i'ts h-high test! im not genetic trash!"
whatever baldy
>>122558932
just awful creatures, in the flesh and on the internet.
Leave west to me.
>tfw finally made a script that reports every post containing the R word.
this place is so much better now.
>>122558369
His parents are very nice, too bad their son is autistic
>>122558853
asian parents basically demonstrate that being overly touchy-feely with your kids is a terrible idea.
>you're not my son any more
>goes on to succeed instead of crumbling like PC parenting logic think is supposed to happen
>>122558684
>https://www.reddit.com/user/IceFrog
>>122559010
link doesn't work
Remember when people said that Tusk was only strong because of low manacost on shards ?
Good shit.
You fuckers will never learn to not doubt acolytes
>>122558818
"work to save EG" rofl, they still had universe and fear. fear is the best american player since forever, and then they got a pakistani kid who is the best 1v1 mid laner we have seen in a long time. yeah, what a bunch of misfits. PPD is really a true carrier.
>>122558323
>puppey is so le good!!
>wins one joke TI
>7th-8th TI4
>9th-12th DAC
>8th TI5
>honeypot lans
yeah I get it, he's a cool guy but when it comes to DotA, he's just badppd
if this post ends in 5 illidan will play silencer
>>122558781
is singsing our guy?
>>122558389
Is lil the most attractive VP player?
>>122559052
can you share it with me, it used to be in reverse you know, when ribbit was obsessed with 4chan, and now we're in a timeline where its the complete opposite.
>>122558963
thats basically a sub-d2g board
>>122559061
yeah but now he's autistic, a virgin, pretty dumb and watches anime on a daily basis.
>>122559052
Ritsu?
>>122558369
Pieliedie watches anime?
>>122558853
Ehh, they're alright. But the dad is bro
>>122558969
>>122559006
just lol. underage and a shut-in. probably mexican as well. one day when you venture out into the real world you'll look back on these days and wonder what the fuck you were thinking, why none of your friends held you down and gave you a normal haircut by force.
>>122559083
>honeypot lans
when will senpaitachi stop using this meme
>>122558938
ehhh, I don't know about that. S4 had straight up bad plays all year long. Just to point out some:
>SL10 finals last game: Didn't manage to get a proper ulti of, cause universe managed to ravage him 2 times in a row out of fog. It was gamelosing.
>ESL NY: Got dumpstered in mid by the zeus as his signature magnus. Didn't get a good ulti off.
>Summit last game against VG: Again got dumpstered mid.
>DAC: Dying as safe lane bristle because you dived like an idiot
>TI5 was an umitigated disaster for him.
honestly, s4 isn't that skilled as people make him out to be. Even before that, when alliance was very good, Dendi fucked his shit up easily (TI3 last game, and post TI3 period).
He has great map movement, but he's lucklaster mechanically.
>>122559117
No
>>122558536
Choke4 was the ti captain not puppey
The same idiot that let's a combo which destroyed him get through in the next game
Leave Secret to me
>>122559117
No, that's Illidan, but that's a pretty good picture of lil
>>122559186
>This bitterpost
Looks like I touched a nerve. Heres your (You) baldy. Sorry it can't stop your pattern baldness though.
>Redeye
desu only good thing esl has ever done
>>122559194
they will never stop using it because they NEED to ignore all of puppys wins (more than ppd overall and during ppds time in dota) in order to continue being delusional
>>122559178
He's swedish of course he does
It's the last escape from the muslim horde for non keked swedish men
>>122559117
>Synderen in charge of seeing sunlight more than once a year
>>122558728
>not being autistic
why are you even here if you are a normie
>>122559209
reminder that they didn't win a single lan when puppey was captain/drafter lmao
>>122559083
>Conviniently leaving out Navi's 2 second places at TI2 and TI3, and their LAN domination throughout these years.
Can you be any more of a newfag?
Behold, your champions.
>>122559252
neck yourself
lol
>>122559252
>this is what d2g has become
>hero is called axe
>isnt an axe
??
>>122559092
Shit at Dota 2, spouts memes all the time, not well fed and looks like a 50y old chinese hooker.
Yeah, he is definitely our guy.
>>122558802
>anime whore hug
>>122559169
>pretty dumb
EE was in a good engineering program (13% admission rate with admission average of 95%) before he dropped out of school to play video games.
EE is probably smarter than you. And definitely better at dota.
>>122559307
>you're normie if you don't have any mental problems
alrighty then
>>122559261
he's fucking terrible. i literally mute the stream any time he speaks
>>122559313
EG fangays in a nutshell.
>>122559269
who are you calling delusional?
>>122559207
Krokodil.
Not even once.
>>122559252
>Everyone here browses Reddit
http://strawpoll.me/5387220/
http://strawpoll.me/5387220/
http://strawpoll.me/5387220/
Hey guys Clement '7th/8th at TI' Ivanov here, thank you for your support I really hope we can get to 6th this major!
>>122559348
>EE is probably smarter than you
>he dropped out of school to play video games
>>122559349
4chan is basically mental problems : the website now GTFO
>>122558369
>Envy says he can't speak Chinese
>Parents do the interview in Chinese
???
LEAVESTALINTO ME
>>122559252
>redditfag and weebshitter
not surprised desu senpai
>>122559362
Can't mute him when he's on the panel, can you, maelk
>>122559207
jesus christ
how does one get rid of eyebags of those size?
>vp
>vg
fug
i want both to win
>>122558294
I WANT TI4 AFTERPARTY SO BAD
>>122559404
He has also made 400k usd from playing video games
How much did you make from wage slaving
>>122559376
why does ppd have 5k more than universe?
>major
>less than 50k viewers
wew lads deader than dead
>>122559186
oh wow he mad son, he mad af family
>>122559410
That's /r9k/, your homeboard
theres gonna be 2 grand finals
secret v eg upper bracket final and then secret v eg grand finals
>>122559169
Woah woah calm down there. Achieving your dreams doesn't make you autistic, aon.
>>122559429
>>122559376
>muh single patch and tourney winnings
wow, he happened to luck out during the tournament with the most shekels
if puppys TI was worth that much he'd be on top miles ahead
puppy has more lan wins
git over it
>>122559404
and now is making 100k a year, and if he wins this ti hes done for life. yeah pretty dumb, what a retard huh.
>>122558932
Yes, only the ugliest of subhumans are forced into watching anime
who /redeye/ here?
>>122559252
>moderates properly
>aka delete content that the mods personally disagree with and shadowbans
>filters all the shit with upvotes
>aka become an echo chamber hiding away legitimate criticisms with downvotes and highlighting only popular opinions with upboats
It's amusing how redditards can be so egoistic and self righteous in their hypocrisy
>>122559471
HON probly.
>>122559531
is this matumba
>>122559313
>pre TI4 Dota
lmao who cares, might as well start counting 3k pubs because Dota was ABSOLUTE SHIT back then.
>>122559401
damn, puppey is really sharp looking.
>burning
>fy
>iceiceice
Best looking team ever?
theres something wrong with his face. ice3x
>>122559531
DAE HATE WOMEN
Back to reddit you go goober
>>122559506
best possible grand final is CDEC vs VG
>iceiceice is asian notail
what the fuck
>>122558369
>eat dinner with your wife
>"come on son, join us".
>he comes with a picture of a gook that plays video games and says "i want to be like him"
what a horror story
>>122559567
Thank you senpai
>>122559404
I don't like engineering at all but heres your. (You)
>>122559572
Are you blind ?
FINALLY
FINALLY A >>>GOOD<<< MATCH, LADS
>>122559347
Don't be picky.
>>122559597
>best possible grand final is CDEC vs Alliance*
>>122559348
That just proves he's dedicated and works hard, not that he's smart.
He can't even talk or write properly, that my friend, is a fucking retard.
Also:
>implying
>>122559637
If that autist was your kid you've probably learnt to deal with disappointment a long time ago.
Can I have a (You) for OUR BOYS VP?
>Purge talking about teamates tilting
>>122559519
>comparing puppey playing 7 years to ppd's 2 years
kill your se;lf
>>122559519
H O N E Y P O T L A N S
B GOD
>>122559595
Hes not hating women, you bloody idiot, its completely.the opposite
Will Burdening ever win a non honeypot LAN senpai..
>>122559595
Nice reading comprehension
Heh, well atleast purge is self-aware of his stuff, I can like that, that was fucking hilarious.
>>122559252
Anime is reddit as fuck
Why did they laugh at Purge right now?
>>122559725
>nutted but she still sucking
>>122559376
MUH TI WINNINGS, holy shit stop posting this shit retard. this doesn't mean anything. PPD is still a shit player and good drafter, nobody is taking him as the best player just because of his 1 TI money. back to na dota forums with you.
>>122559748
Do you really need a reason to laugh at Purge?
>>122559725
post unusual burnings
>>122559747
anime is the opposite of SJW culture though
>>122559775
To laugh at his face, yea
>>122559748
He said something very common.
>>122559404
EE has made 400k in three years of pro dota.
And that's not even including his C9 salary and stream earnings, and being able to travel the world on sponsors' money, stay at luxurious hotels like Marina Bay Sands in Singapore, and the fame from his anime personality.
If he had stayed in school he'd be in debt, and most engineers won't make more than ~80k when they start.
I'd say EE made the right choice.
>>122559681
>social aptitude is a reflection of intelligence
A lot of the smartest people in the world were autistic as fuck.
There are newfags in this thread RIGHT NOW who are supporting vp over OUR GUYS /vg/
YOU could be this newfag! Act now and end yourself.
>>122559725
Bur 'already retired 3 times' ning
>>122559773
back to 7th place with yurocUck
>>122559645
>>122559465
>>122559520
Education is a long term investment, he'd earn much more if he got a good degree in a long run
>people think girl hair looks good on a guy
>muh traps xd
Literal faggots and NEETsexuals
>>122559809
tumblr feminist are all into anime shit
>>122559858
Faggot
>>122558932
>grant
>retard
them's fightin words anon
>>122559519
>Implying dota wasn't shit before big prize pools kicked in
I bet you miss the 'lol le naver palys! so good enigma dendo mid how does he do et??xD' days.
>>122559776
>fng is a hypermanlet
FUCKING
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
LMAO that fng itw
>>122559747
The anti-anime shitposting brigade originates from r*ddit
>>122559773
>shit player
>can play every non jungling support hero better than badppd
yeah think its time for you to go back to reddit
I think I have come to the conclusion that EG and VP might be the teams I currently hate the least. Shame that VP will choke with some clowny memedraft as always. There's probably a carry Treant incoming or some shit.
>>122559712
puppy has more lan wins during the two years that ppd has played u mong
>>122559858
I wanna fuck fng boipussi, i dont wanna look like him (a fag)
>>122559712
Puppey plays the game since the inception and is top tier since then, there is not that much players in the same level. Fear for example is one of them, PPD is a good drafter and that's all but his team carries him hard. If he didn't had Fear by his side EG would be just like another trash NA team today. If you want to talk about someone being really good you have to talk about Fear not about PPDrafter only.
>>122559879would cum on the tummy
>>122558221
>>122558217
>>122558252
>>122558263
>>122558295
>>122558383
>>122558416
>>122558594
>>122558636
>>122558797
>>122559448
>>122559597
>>122559712
You are not a cute anime girl
You are a grown man living in your mom's house
oh jesus christ his fucking teeth are disgusting
>>122559809
Tumblr loves anime buddy
>>122559889
>look these random 3 people don't like anime that means I'm a sekrit club for turbolosers
Lol
>>122559857
He can always go back to school later, he seems like a really smart guy since he got into one of those awesome engineering schools.
Plus he'll have a lot of money saved up when he goes back so money won't be an issue while he gets his education.
B R E E D
>>122559857
You can always go back to school. But esports is a once in a lifetime thing.
>>122559918
>if he didnt had fear
uhh he got 3rd at ti with mason the same lan puppey got 7th
>>122559826
>EE has made 400k in three years of pro dota.
Which had a probability of succeeding of like 0.01% or so. Saying he was smart for dropping out of college is like saying a lottery winner was smart for playing the lottery.
Might have as well ended up as a 7k autistic Twitch streamer with 20 viewers.
>>122559935
>not liking fangs
kill self m8
THE DRAGON IS WAKING
I, FOR ONE, WELCOME BACK OUR GLORIOUS CHINESE OVERLORDS
>>122559875
That is the natural course of things, players get better. but it is easy to say players were trash. In reality they were the best in their time. we cant compare them to today in fair terms.
>>122559885
How tall is he?
>>122559930
this'ing this tbqh
>>122559937
Redditor spotted
Please stay in your containment zone, it exists for a reason
