sit doggy edition
>Nintendo Direct 11.12.2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF3AnGHbG6s
>Fates NA Website ("Full site coming soon")
http://fireemblemfates.nintendo.com/
>Linkbin
http://pastebin.com/bufdd9wu
>Previous
>>122439337
Best waifu
I love Hinata!
I love Sakura!
>>122486183
What's wrong with Robin's face
Anyone have some cute Soleil or F-kanna pics?
+1 if its a pic of them together
Reminder.
>>122486341
Igor is such an ugly name
>>122486450
And it already was used inFire Emblem.
Cutest family
>>122486548
Cutestmamuifamily
Would you have handled the character of Henry differently if you wrote Awakening, /feg/?
I think I would have. It's a bit silly to drop a second Dark Mage on the player at the halfway point when they already got one a few chapters back and they've started promoting, and I don't think he was fleshed out nearly as much as he could have been. Maybe make him show up with Aversa in a bunch of cutscenes pre-timeskip as one of Validar's lackeys, and have him join you promoted as the game's Pent character or something. Also, the meme localization NA did to him was terrible.
>>122486660
Can't be saved when he's got the Papenbrook on him tbqh.
>>122486751
>using English voices
>>122486751
>you can actually play through the entirety of Xenoblade Chronicles X with Papenbrook's voice
Amazing. Nothing is truly sacred. He'll get into everything. He's GOING to get into everything.
>>122486660
Eh, the stepford smiler thing is kinda overplayed nowadays. I actually enjoyed his NA characterization
>>122486751
Was i the only one who didn't have a problem with Papenbrook voicing him?
>>122486948
I truly revere this man t.bh senpai. Literally U N K N O W N about three years ago and now he's up there with the big names. How does he do it?
>>122487219
I think I'm going to give you another one since you seem to have the free time.
Get to work, nerd.
>>122487219
Where is the fire shy guy from? Is it from the 5th chapter in paper Mario 64?
>>122486997
I want to fuck Felicia and Flora!
>>122487402
Chapter 4.
>>122487594
Oh I see. The jungle ones are chapter 5 right
Felicia is the cutest! No matter what happens i`ll always be there to love and protect her! I want her to always be happy and smiling! She means everything to me! I love Felicia!
Fluffy
>>122487324
>you can promote into a spiked hat or wings
>or you can have neither for no reason at all
I don't see the benefit there..
>>122487698
Felicia is smelly!
>>122487698
Cute family feliciaanon
was that picture custom made?
>>122488195
Thank you! But no, a friend of mine found it for me. A happy coincidence i guess!
What are the blatantly OP units in Fates?
>>122488472
The Nohr Siblings.
>>122488472
royals
I think the Marth amiibo is retarded as well
>>122488661
The Royals minus Sakura and Takumi*
>>122488472
Ryouma and Fuuga
>>122486341
Will the Hoshido people just keep their jap names?
Are there any black guys besides Basilio who are not antagonists?
>>122488636
Leon sucks.
>>122488472
Ryouma
>>122488472
Ryouma
Marx
Camilla
Fuuga
>>122488921
Keep going, we're not done yet honey.
Overdrive mode now.
>>122488867
So far they've been shortened in either understandable (Ryouma to Ryoma, basically the same thing) or horrible (SU BA KI) ways. Or chopping Suzukaze and Kazahana's names in half.
>>122488472
Lobster man
>>122488945
He's not ridiculous like his older siblings but he's still pretty good.
>>122488472
Ryouma is easily the best unit in the game.
What does /feg/ think of These 2 sisters?
>>122488867
They'll all be shortened or have words removed because American localizers think people are stupid.
We already have Kaze, Hana and Subaki. Prepare for shit like Sai, Yomi and Shin as well as Hinata getting a new name because Hinata is totally a girl's name haven't you watched Naruto?
Charlotte! Not a harlot!
>>122488941
Devdan, Nadved and Danved.
>>122489254
desu senpai I'd fuck her regardless
>>122489147
>Uses magic.
>Not even in a good magic class.
>Worst prf of the 4 royal bros.
>Bad base speed and skill.
He's very underwhelming. And not OP at all.
>>122486285
>>122489551
At least he is better than Takumi.
>>122489041
Do Koopas next.
I hope if you pre ordered it from amazon, you aren't expecting it to come the day of. Amazon is terrible when it comes to pre orders
>>122489884
That's primarily why I did my pre-order in-store at Gamestop. Also because they let you put in a fucking deposit.
Already had bad experience with Amazon when Super Mario Maker released (it was $10 off via them though so I guess it wasn't all for not)
>>122489884
by it I mean the special edition, of course.
>>122489551
In Nohr he has a very strong start considering not much besides Kumeraga can hurt him severely in his opening map. He's extremely helpful in killing the assholes on the stage.
He slows down pretty hard once chapter numbers get in the 20s or so but he still has his uses (tanking Exorcists for Aqua in 24)
He
>>122490148
has
>>122490352
>>122490354
growths
>>122490401
>he
furries
>>122490451
has
>>122490451
has
>>122489206
>Hinata getting a new name because Hinata is totally a girl's name haven't you watched Naruto?
I actually wonder if that's why Suzukaze's name got shortened, since it sounds girly to nip players. It's definitely not as a cute without the "Suzu," at least. But they probably just think Americans panic at the sight of a name with more than three syllables.
>people want FE4 remake
Literally impossible unless they will make a different game but keep the characters/plot. The original is pretty much a catalogue of obtuse mechanics.
>>122490526
We can do this all day friend.
>>122490708
ooooooooh I remember this fucker, my sister thought he was so cute
>>122490520
>>122490521
no base
>>122489205
They're qts and more staff users are always welcome.
>>122486330
I heard someone wanted cute Soleils
>>122490708
I never noticed until recently that he's just a koopa that's still running around in his broken, hatched egg.
I always thought he was some weird species that has never been in a Mario game before. I also always thought he was wearing a toga.
>>122490498
Purge
this lord
>>122490708
The best paper mario 64 boss was theice kingimo
second wasshy guy or fire plant shit
>>122490976
I think you lost this mate.
>>122491030
His name was the C R Y S T A L King you retarded Adventure Time sperg
>>122491118
my bad, it's been a while
Never watched adventure time either
>>122491030
Oh actually, I liked that dojo guy a lot too. Not sure if you would count him as a boss though
If Yoshi = horse, winged Yoshi = pegasus then who will be wyverns? Koopa Paratroopas? Who will be manaketes?
>>122491205
*cough* *cough*
m-mamma mia... you're too powerful... too strong for me...
t-this is all I have left... *cough*
A lot of off topic posting currently.
>>122491650
>you will never play Super Mario 3D Tactics exclusively for the Wii U
>its literally HD Fates' but with Nintendo EAD love fixing all of ISIS' mistakes (portraits are now talking 3D models and have colorful personality, more varied animations, actually good story)
Mamma mia
>>122491650
whats your favorite pokemon
>>122492107
Lilligant, pidgeot and greninja
This is nice Lyn.
>>122492107
>>122492267
How did I fuck up.
>>122491030
The Crystal King pissed me the fuck off because I was young and tried busting through every single RPG I played underleveled due to escaping from battles.
I remember really liking the haunted forest and toy box chapters in the original. I gotta replay it sometime.I miss real PM. Fuck Sticker Star for dooming it to becoming nothing but an accessory to one of the gazillion M&L games.
>>122492267
+2 HP
+1 Strength
+2 Skill
-1 Speed
+1 Luck
0 Defence
-3 Resistance
Not nice, more like decent.
>>122492038
Mario is shit, even if it fixed Fates's problems I wouldn't play it. Nintendo needs to get off of Mario, Zelda, and the like and people need to stop paying to ride decades-old nostalgia boners for games that were never interesting in the first fucking place.
>>122492107
Aggron, Golurk and Tyrantrum are cool
>>122492559
Yeah, and lose their sales? Fat chance.
>>122492608
>Golurk
Mah neger
My local gamestore still doesnt have the special edition up for pre orders
HOW DO I END THIS SUFFERING?
>>122492559
mamma mia, my mad man
>>122492559
It's what sells and it makes people happy. Why would they stop it?
And people have different opinions you know. I still find zelda and mario games fun
>>122492559
They should stop making FE then by that logic.
>>122492812
>implying anyone cares about FE
FE is a shitty series that can't be saved, even adding characters from FE in super smash brothers, one of the biggest nintendo series, didn't even help it.
>>122486183
daughteru*
>>122492559
Mario has much more interesting lore than FE, honestly. Even without taking the meme into account.
>>122492107
>>122492649
>>122492785
The fact that they sell at all these days is what's fucking stupid. Every game is just "jump like this, maybe with a few new gimmick powerups". Then you have casual shit like Mario Party, or Mario Kart which also suffers from Same-Game syndrome. Mario has been stale for fucking forever.
>>122492107
Gallade and Blaziken desu
>>122492107
I have too many favorites, but here's one of them
>>122492107
>>122492935
*waifu
We just fucked and went out to recruit Morgan, shit was so cash.
>>122493190
Every big game currently coming out is like that anon-chan.
>that satisfying feel when hardcore weebs get pissed af at Mario-anything
:^)
>>122493728
daughteru* We just had some father-daughter bonding and went out to recruit her little sister, shit's cash.
What do you guys think of based Etika? Is he /feg/ approved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_7HtR5ZsO0
>tfw Fire Emblem
>>122493994
i can't
I'm still banned
>>122493759
This. Stay mad that your shitty fire emblem series is dead
>>122493873
I find his reaction videos hilarious.
>>122493994
No!
>>122493873
Bruh, Etika is a real nigga. He iron mans that shit and plays the game like it was meant to be played.
#noresetbois
Green grill.
It's amazing how you can tell when the Americans get home from school due to how the thread quality just nosedives
>>122493858
>marry Tharja
>kek her for your daughter
>Tharja hearing them scream "Daddy!" and thinking they're in danger
>you look in Tharja's eyes as you impregnate Noire
>>122493858
>little sister
You mean daughter right? Yeah, I'm sure that's what you mean. No sane person would want Tharja as the mother of their children. She's only good for sucking your dick. She does, after all, get a lot of practice due to her job as a plegian bicycle.
>>122494534
Imagine how awful it must be to have Tharja as a mother-in-law.
>>122494521
>tharja kills you and your family in your sleep
>follows you to your next life to stalk you again
>>122494521
>marry Tharja
>spend time with your daughters
>Tharja hears them scream "daddy" and thinks they're in danger
>you look her in the eyes and invite her over to play with Noire and Morgan
>>122494534
I'm sure you mean that any sensible person would want Tharja as the mother of their children so they can experience the joys of best family
>>122494407
>implying I got to school
>implying Europe makes these threads any better
fuck off yuropoor
>>122494773
>literally an abusive whore of a mother
>best family
Go play in traffic you fucking retard
>>122494521
All right, I might end up writing smut with Noire now. Either the incest one or the one where MaMU puts his foot down to stop Tharja from cursing Noire.
It's strange, I never really cared about her before but now I want to fuck the split personality out of her.
>>122494781
>His death quote
New Belkaand Ophelia
So I lied about the special guest appearance. I had forgotten that you can't go back to the castle after 27, so my plan to have Zero kidnap a Maid and then use her as an emergency Bifrost failed. I even tried doing the second castle defense map for a Maid, but I guess you can't Capture in those. There was a special guest this time, though, as I still hadBenoitas a Dark Flier, who gave Ophelia the perfect amount of damage necessary to win.
This took an embarrassing amount of attempts, compounded by all the extra time to redo 27 over and over, but I finally fucking did it. When I was moving over my screenshots, somehow I ended up deleting the Garon kill, oops. Kamui got him with Astra.
Anyway, everybody gets buffed to hell with drugs, we rush through as far as possible, and then a path is cleared so that Foleo can Vanished Disaster Lutzif I had put him in the proper position that wouldn't be necessary, Shigure can Vanished Disaster after, and then Lutz can run up and let Belka smack Takumi. Then Ophelia Warps in and finishes the job.
I was fucking horrified when I saw Ophelia's first crit go off against Takumi's dual guard, but thank god, she got a second crit which just barely put their combined damage to 80 for the kill. Not a single bit of damage wasted. Thank you, Chosen One.
>>122494781
10/10
What are some cute couples in Awakening?
>>122494773
>canon child abuser
>wanting to marry her
you're one sick fuck
>>122495072
And here's the final party, just before receiving all of their drugs.
The battle ranking ended up being (top to bottom, in order of total battles) Kamui, Belka, Leon, Mozume, Effie, Charlotte, Harold, Soleil, Felicia, Ophelia, Marx, Velour, Lutz, Ignis, Foleo, Aqua.
>>122495315
Lonk x Cordelia
Stahl x cherche
Henry x olivia
>>122493873
>tfw boxhead nigger got your wife killed immediately so she will never be associated with him
>>122495315
I wouldn't know, anon
I play to win, not to cutepost
no matter how many times I have to kek both Sumia and Cordelia out of Chrom's pants
>>122495532
Who do you couple with Chrom then? And why?
>>122495389
What makes them so good?
Goodnight /feg/! I hope you have a nice evening with your waifu!
>>122495627
Because they're cute together? You asked for cute couples and I gave my answer
Mitama or Velour?
>>122495826
Velour if you're asking for a better kanna
>>122494773
Saving Noire from Tharja!
Noire rewarding you for saving her from her abusive mother!
Having gentle, loving sex with Noire!
Giving a Tharja a front-row seat in your wedding with Noire!
Watching Tharja clench her teeth from the corner of your eyes as you exchange vows with Noire!
Impregnating Noire on your wedding night!
Making sure Tharja never meets her granddaughter Morgan!
>>122495826
Mitama
>>122495826
Mitama.
>>122495826
>>122495072
Man I kind of just blazed through this it feels like compared to you.
Cool to see the kids though. I kind of wanted to recruit Ophelia but I ended up not using any of them or their paralogues.
>>122495897
That's gross, I'd rather marry Tharja, fuck her and impregnate her twice, and have a loving family with a perfect wife and two beautiful daughters.
>>122495627
Henry goes well with anyone pretty much.
>>122495826
Neet.
>>122493873
Who would be the first to beat Nohr Lunatic in a race, Etika or Tharjakek?
>>122496015
You're right on that. I looked at my first little compilation image, and it turns out it was from October 11th. I guess I'm a slow player.
>>122496049
>whore or a mother who abuses her daughter
>perfect wife
Tharjakeks are the most delusional fanbase I've ever seen
>>122496131
Etika
He has people behind him and probably won't struggle with Sacred Stones like the kek did
>>122495826
This is such a fucking biased answer.
You know DAMN well people will go for the smelly neet even though Velour is much better.
>>122496308
Ebin
>>122495627
Olivia for Memedon Lucina and based RK Inigo
Lon'qu!Severa is a crit machine, but that's true of most of Lon'qu's children; Stahl's supports with Cordy are decent too, I guess, and I like Stahl!Severa more
the best Cherche pairing for supports is Gregor, but Vaike beats him in stats
I've never actually done Henry/Olivia, since Henry!Brady is too good for me to pass up
>>122496049
Marrying Tharja!
Having a loving relationship with Tharja!
Impregnating Tharja!
Raising a cute family with Tharja!
Realizing your children are being abused by Tharja!
Failing to stop Tharja from abusing your children!
Beating up Tharja!
Kicking Tharja when she's down!
Grabbing a knife as she slowly pushes herself up!
Repeatedly stabbing Tharja!
Making sure Noire and Morgan grow up and a curse-free, friendly household!
Pissing on Tharja's dead body!
>>122495826
Mitama is cuter and a better unit. Plus, weedman would be a cool father-in-law tbqh
>>122496308
How much weight can he handle?
>>122496426
>better unit
She wishes
>>122496451
I hate the kek too but read the whole thing
>>122496451
Did you not even read the rest of it?
>>122496479
2 skill 2 spe is basically better than 1 str 1 def
>>122496451
You might as well read the rest of it senpai
I don't even know what that kind of meme is called, I just think the format makes it funny. It's why I'm doing it.
>>122496670
Mods don't mean jack shit for the actual game though.
>>122496849
I like this idea, I want to use the harlot
Tharja a best
>>122496849
The idea of not using Marx makes me uneasy for lategame but I guess it would be doable.
>>122496849
Would that exclude use of second gens like Soleil, Ophelia and Epo9?
Is Severa/Suzukaze any good? They're the only unpaired fuckers I have left.
>>122497127
Your Midoriko will be a completely shitty combat unit. But she can still rack up the money I guess.
>>122496849
>How possible would a female only Nohr Lunatic run be?
Well there are a lot of good female units which kind of surprised me in the beginning. But I'm assuming your avatar character is going to be a girl too. Or the avatar character will be a guy and you can make it one big harem.
>>122496479
Anybody who knows anything will tell you that memetama is better than le poop wolf senpai
>>122497237That's actually a cute Tharja pic
>>122497281
Why is Mitama better than Velour?>>122497291
Stop giving him attention. Go write smut about Noire or something.
>>122497449
trip back on
>>122497281
I've played IK Lunatic. If you think Mitama is better than Velour in that route you're fucking retarded.
Let's assume you're getting both around chapter 18-20, which is the range a lot of people get the kids in. The only way Mitama can compare is if you're ready to burn a ton of resources (Parallel Seal/Dread Scroll and Arms Scrolls) on her, unlike Velour who is ready to go right out of the gate. Otherwise Mitama's best class is fucking War Miko out of the gate, which doesn't compare at all to Managarm (or however you spell the name of Garou's promoted class).
Tharja is okay
>>122497095
Are they girls?
>>122497449
Yeah, I like it a lot.
>>122497621
You're entitled to your opinion.
>>122497596
why is this guy so mad
>>122497698
At least I said she's okay, unlike other people who hate her. Give me some credit faggot
>>122497739
I don't need any arguments.
>>122497786
I said you're entitled to it, and at least you're not being rude, so you're a cool guy.
>>122497816
lel
I love Pieri and so do you!
>>122492107
Is that much to ask?
>>122497816
Oh great another trip. I am so close to abandoning this general.
>>122497816
>That trip
kek
>>122497816
tharjakek's true face, revealed
as we all know, he nor anyone else could like such horrible characters as tharja or shara, and he only pretends to in order to hide his gay relationship with drill
>>122492107
Meloetta
Quick reminder that Tharjabuddy did nothing wrong.
>>122497947
You might as well do, this general will only get better until Fates releases in the west and even then it will turn to shit again in 2-3 months until the EU release.
For Lissafags here.
>>122498582
Bullshit, tharjafag never saves anything not related to Tharja.
>>122497478
The subhuman classes are overrated and Mitama will have better bases and growths, unless you're retarded and give her a magic mom. Put her in any S-rank class and tear shit up. You can even put her in weed merchant and she'll still be good.
>>122497596
You're argument is fucked from the start because you took the time to baby and grind Flannel and whoever his waifu was when you can do that with anybody. PEMN very much applies here. If you're playing IK Lunatic at any reasonable pace and not wasting time (which you obviously weren't) then you aren't getting any of the kids when you make the jump to Touma which is right when the difficulty spikes up.
>Mitama's best class is fucking War Miko out of the gate
>What is reclass?
>>122498732
It just got posted in the /v/ drawthread so I thought I'd share it since not everybody goes there.
>>122498582
fake or not I appreciate this one
>>122498764
Guess I'm fugging memewaifu then
>>122498947
dogwife is prettier though
>>122498582
BestGILF
Would Camilla be a good maid?
>>122497659
Getting them involves using male characters.
>>122499005
I'd fuck them both tbqh
Can Aqua still sing if I put her in another class?
>>122499051
Camilla would be a good everything imo.
>>122499051
as long as she pleasures herself with that dildo, and NOT me
>>122492107
Even before the Mega
>>122498764
>because you took the time to baby and grind Flannel
Am I getting trolled here? You're going to accuse someone of babying and grinding Flannel but not fucking Asama, who joins later and is overall much worse while Flannel can actually contribute for a little while when he joins (unlike 90% of IK units)?
Hell you don't even need to use Flannel. Just stick him in Camilla's pocket for a few maps.
>what is reclass
Without Arms Scrolls, a surefire way to starting at E-rank weapons late in the game and not doing jack shit because E-rank weapons suck.
I smell a new meme unit in the making
>>122499217
b a s e d
>>122499202
I have a question only the real tharjakek can answer
Do you always prep the bull before Gaius screws your waifu?
>>122496553
I thought Kelik's brother was that Vergil ripoff from his hack.
>>122495826
Mitama, always.
>>122496308
Can he defeat Zoro from One Piece like Kelik?
>>122499164
>implying that isn't for your ass while she jerks you off
>>122499514
You're not a proper kekold unless you let her and Gaius see your tiny mexican chode and humiliate you while they fuck
Sorry, but even I can tell that you're fake
>>122499051
I could be in for a few laughs at Camilla being a maid. Or she could be the best maid ever.
>>122499825
what up
>>122498764
I used both, Velour is much easier to obtain since you can just glue him to a womb immediately and probably unlock the paralogue by chapter 21 or so. Meanwhile Asama joins both terrible and late to the point where if you want to even use her you need to support grind like a madman just to get any reasonable use out of her. And even when I did use her for IK she was stuck as a War Miko since I really didnt feel like further support grinding her with Kanna to unlock Berserker and then proceeding to burn at least 2 Arms Scrolls on her when I could instead be having fun with the S Rank weapons. She was still fine as a Miko but Velour just starts great and doesnt stop.
Mitama doesnt have this issue on Hoshido since you get Weedman pretty early. I like Mitama a lot but she takes way more effort than she's worth in IK which is a genuine shame.
Reminder in the midst of shitposting that the translation patch was updated today.
Hi
>>122499158
>>122499158
>>122499158
>>122499158
Pls respond
>>122500012
No. Singing is exclusive to the Singer class.
>>122499919
Doubtful.
Most people just stop posting and start doing something else when shitposting starts.
It's better than dealing with it.
>>122500012
No
Her Copycat clones cant either
>>122499905
patch for Fates? Did they actually finish it?
I dunno why I even care, its too late for me to pirate it
>>122499905
Is there a change log? DL where?
>>122500119
No, but they're nearly finished with Nohr and Hoshido. No news on IK that I know of.
>>122500318
Why is this general so cancerous?
>>122499882
Lancer is a way better class for her. This is why you give Asama Oboro.
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>>122500267
In that case you would have to shitpost roughly 13 hours a day.
Which really only hurts the majority of users of this general and not the culprit himself.
Are you committed to shitpost 13 hours a day every day for the rest of your life?
Midoriko tsuyoimo~
>>122500796
>buying a european 3ds
y tho
>>122500602
Because people are unwilling to filter.
Say you do the right thing and filter Tharjafag.
That's fine right?
Wrong, everyone else won't do it and they will shit up the thread for you.
>>122499996
Well I'm gonna look up Lilina porn.
>>122500756
Midoriko wife~
>tfw reporting all the trips for blatant shitposting and off topic shit.
I suggest you all do the same
THIS IS GETTING OLD REAL FUCKING FAST YOU FAGGOTS
I want this general to be gone forever
>>122501254
I guess. It's kind of a pain in the ass to unhide all their posts though since my filter has got all of them and I haven't seen a single one of their posts though.
>>122501328
THEN YOU LEAVE
FUCK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO AWAY IF YOU HATE IT HERE SO MUCH
ARE YOU THAT WEAK?
Benoit is pretty cool.
>decide to take a small break from /feg/ because tharjakek shitposting
>decide to take care of nieces for a little bit
>they're watching motherfucking Arthur
>consider it background noise for a bit
>then get invested
>remember how good it was
>watch the entire episode with them and the one after it
Holy shit why was Arthur so based? Makes me sad thinking about it becauseit's animated entirely in flash now.
>>122501689
Never watched arthur as a kid because I had two older siblings and I had to watch what they wanted to watch.
They watched some pretty cool shows so it's fine
>>122501689
>>>/soc/
>>122502023
I thought of Arthur from Fates first, I guess I'm just so much more used to using his localized name instead.
>55 deleted posts
RIP /feg/
>>122502136
It's sleepy time now.
>>122502125
I don't have images of New Arthur since no one seems to be using him in their playthroughs.
Play 4.
>>122502136
I'm not surprised to see the worthless freedoers giving people 24 hours meanwhile ignoring tharjakek
worthless fucks
>>122502441
I'm gonna play PoR first, but I also have to finish Fates first too. I technically never even finished Awakening either since I left some DLC maps undone.
What map did she finally complete, /feg/?