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(´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`) Binding my waifulith edition (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`)

Last thread: >>122352862

ARG Patch
Added The Keeper (unlocked by donating 1000 coins to the greed machine) and new items:

Keeper now holds... a single fucking penny
Rib of Greed
Keeper's Store Key
Karma
Sticky Nickels
Deep Pockets

>General Information
http://bindingofisaac.com/

FAQ:
>What does "item" do?
http://platinumgod.co.uk/rebirth
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Binding_of_Isaac:_Rebirth_Wiki

>What's that cum that people are using?
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2

>What is "thing" on the post-it note?
Top row: Mom's Heart/It Lives, Isaac, Boss Rush
Middle row: Satan, ???, The Lamb
Bottom row: Mega Satan, Greed Mode, Hush

>What is Hush/Blue Womb?
New boss in a new area that opens when you beat Mom's Heart before the 30th minute.

>How to unlock The Keeper?
Donate 1000 coins to the greed machine.
If you're not up for autistic level of grinding, use cheat engine;
1. First scan for the value you have in the greed machine.
2. If only one result, change it to 999.
3. If not, donate one coin and try again.
4. Repeat step 3 until it works.

>The Keeper has no sprite and dies instantly!
Remove players.xml from your resources folder.

>How to unlock The Lost?
This time, I found the seeds.
Isaac: 6028 LLMK - Must be on normal. Use the curse room to cut yourself and go left for the allah akbars.
Maggy: ALFA 0NTS - Bomb drop in caves 1, below the spawn. Again, cut yourself first.
Judass: AW0M SLC7 - Normal difficulty. Pretty good seed, should be easy to get to mommy.

Want to use Keeper without all the hassle?
>Reset until you find D20 in the shop (takes less than 5 minutes on average since D20 is in multiple shop pools)
>Go to next floor with D20
>Do Waves 1-10 without picking up any coins
>Reroll coins into chests, open chests, buy battery in shop, use D20 again, repeat until game broken
>Get blue hourglass and chaos card
>Enjoy your Keeper and 100+ Eden tokens
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>Rebirth adds 4 new characters
>1 great, 2 alright, 1 total shit
>Afterbirth adds 2 new charactrs
>1 perfect waifu struck down in her prime, 1 even worse than the worst character

where do we go from here
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>people drawing the characters female
>when it's still intended do be isaac
>almost no trap lillith/maggie/eve art

why god.
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post yfw
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>>122420712
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>>122420646
because your fetish is fucking awful
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When did this general turn so shit?
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xrcv
42c0

enjoy the maximum bomb run
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>>122420712
>jera + sack head
my new favorite
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>>122421401
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>>122421401
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>>122421360
all generals have always been shit, anon
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>>122420646
it's all in isaac's head
each character is a different being
fuck off and die, fag.
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>>122421516
>>122421657
What the fuck was it.
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>Looking through unpacked afterbirth files
>Thinking about respriting some of the babies
>Realize I'll never see them anyway
>Even if I release them I doubt anyone will ever see them because there's over 6 gorillion babies
>mfw this knowledge
>mfw Edmund didn't just go with the original idea to make them imaginary friends which would've given him more opportunities for variation and would've fit fine with the game anyway
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>>122423846
demon cock
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>Your waifu is a baby factory

Balance mods when? Fucking hell, Afterbirth sucked the fun out of the game
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>>122423846
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/122419626/#122421401
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>>122424184
>Balance mods when
In the new DLC :^)
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>>122423869
>New Character announced
>another ARG ensues where the result is that someone literally eats a hundred dollar steak and then sucks Edmund's Dick to add the new content
>The Imagination is unlocked once you unlock every Co-Op Baby that isn't related to Imagination's Unlocks
>their icon depicts a pure black baby with a ? for a face
>The Imagination allows you to play as a random Co-Op Baby, eventually gaining the ability to pick which one you want to be once you get all of their Post-It Unlocks
>every single Post-It is another Co-Op Baby
>there's also a new achievement called 1002%
>you can only unlock it once 1001% is unlocked and you complete both Hard Mode AND Greed Mode with every single Co-Op Baby
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for real though where the fuck would you spend 100 bucks on a steak? the highest I've ever seen a steak go is $50 and that's including shit like potatoes and drinks and like 3 other sides
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Speed killed any enjoyment i had for this game, not including the epic steak memes and ARG for less than 100 people to participate while everyone else gets to sit in a room lit by a monitor and wait for their DLC they paid for to get patched in. I fucking hate videogames.
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>>122424821
http://www.killenssteakhouse.com/menu.html
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>>122424673
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CO-OP BABIES

LITERALLY WHY

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
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>>122425416
For all the local co-op you'll play in front of your PC in your cave, anon.
Online? What's that?
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I know how to make the game better!
>Remove all babies except for the one's unlocked at mom's heart.
>You can't play multiplayer with that character until you beat mom's heart.
>All of the time spent making co-op babies goes to better, more important things.
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>>122425416
So Smegmund can play with his Wife.
No, seriously. That's basically the only time he actually plays Isaac is when it's Co-Op with his Wife.
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>>122425107
>A 20% gratuity will be added to all parties of 8 or more
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>>122424673
> New DLC that costs 100 dollars.
> Claims to be the biggest expansion ever, including never before seen mechanics and goodies.
> People buy/pirate it.
> It's just the same game with a new character and some new items.
> The new character plays like Link for Legend of Zelda.
> Data miners can't find anything other than a lot of missing asset and cryptic post-its.
> Edmund drops cryptic hints everywhere and people try to solve it.
> Forums exploding into a flame war because people aren't getting what they paid for.
> Edmund claims this new ARG is "bonus content", and wasn't part of the promise. Claims the new character is the new experience.
> Years go by, no one solves the ARG, leaving people stuck with Link.
> People are demanding refunds.
> Edmund is sued by Nintendo.
> He commits suicide.
> The 100 dollar expansion becomes infamous and is removed from the store, everyone receives their refunds if they requested it.
> Several months later, someone finally solves the riddle.
> yfw Edmunds suicide was all part of the ARG.
> People locate his grave site and dig him out.
> Inside the coffin is his body and a message saying this was a social experiment to see how far people would go to get virtual items.
> A shadow looms over the grave robbers.
> It's Gaben
> He hands them the rights to Binding of Isaac and the source code.
> With a nod, he leaves them fading into the fog.
> The hunters look deep into the source code and everything Edmund left behind.
> They find a steam key that was encrypted.
> They run in through one of their steam accounts.
> Their steam client crashes and shuts down.
> They open it back up, there's an update.
> Half Life 3.
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>>122426253
10/10 I cri ever tim
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>Playing as Azazel in Greed Mode
>First floor shop contains discounted Tammy's Head and a Car Battery
Welp, I win.
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>tiny room bosses
just
why
why is this a thing
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>>122426253
wew lad
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>Magic Mushroom + Capricorn + Halo
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>>122427448
Boring as shit.
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>need to get azazel chest clear
>need to also get hush clear
>decide to go hush
>kill hush
>chest appears instead of beam to cathedral and trapdoor to shoel
>even though i've already killed hush before

thanks ed
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>>122425416
So that Egghead and his Korean boyfriend can have maximum fun.
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>>122424673

1002% = Autism the achievement.
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With Jera is it better to duplicate chests or the spoils that chests give?
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So I haven't been on /r/bindingofisaac, what's their opinion of afterbirth? Do they hate it? Or are they sucking ed's dick dry?

I won't go on reddit for obvious reasons.
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>>122428615
Recently they've been ranting on how much artificial difficulty Afterbirth has, and how Edmund ignores the playerbase that performs worse than the rest
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>>122428559
Chests, because if you dupe a chest with an item, the dupe will have one too.
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Tyrone said there is an item nobody found yet.

what if it's unlocked via multiplayer?
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>>122428830
wouldn't surprise me, with so many babies.
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>>122428830
no it's buried at the real life north pole, it's another epic puzzle
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>>122428830
Where?
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Come up with ideas for Co-op babies

>Raw Steak baby
>after getting hit once, the baby dies and leaves 100 pedestals
>they all contain the dollar
>picking any of them up shows a video clip of edmund eating a raw steak
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>20/20+lump of coal+polyphemus+rubber cement+brimstone
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>>122429096
ARG baby

>Can only be unlocked via finding a special code in real life
>The code is hidden within one of thousands of raw steaks nailed to lamp posts
>When it dies in game it crashes your game until you find another code within another steak
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>>122429089
we don't know dummy, no one's found it
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Is Azazel fixed?
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>unlocked the keeper with cheat engine because fuck greed mode
>have no idea how he works
>get swallowed penny early, seems good on keeper
>notice HP ups don't do shit
>take a pill
>it's HP down
>actually lowers my HP
>get one shot later in the floor
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>>122428830

wasn't that posted before we even had the rest of the original items
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>>122428830
Where did he say that?
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>>122429560
>>122429634
It was. Probably Mega Blast.
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>unlocking keeper and other greed donations
>miss chaos card, only have 6 hearts for fight
>die and have to restart
>30 more minutes of D20 grind for items
>donation machine only takes 4 coins before jamming now
>512 coins so far

i am normally a really peaceful anti-violence guy but holy fuck fuck edmund and his retarded autist logic i wish i could punch the guy over and over
actively fucking over your fanbase is not fun or endearing i genuinely wish suffering on the guy now
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>>122429935
use glowing hourglass m80
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>>122429496
yes
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>>122429935
This >>122430074
or Cheat Engine
It's not like it's even a test of skill like with the lost. I felt no remorse doing it and I completed True Platinum God on Rebirth without any cheats.
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>>122430310
Danke.
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Brownie is the most bullshit boss if you have a low fire rate, I don't think any other boss punishes you that badly. What the fuck am I meant to do with Eve's Mascara?
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>Item room
>Explosivo
>Item room
>Explosivo
>Item room
>Explosivo
>Item room
>Explosivo
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHITTY STICKY BOMB TEAR THAT IS LITERALLY A DAMAGE DOWN ON ENEMIES THAT CAN DO ANYTHING MORE THAN WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE

also it's killed me many times on zombies that run towards you
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>>122430849
>Item Room
>The Bean
>Item Room
>Butter Bean
>Item Room
>Black Bean
>Item Room
>Black Bean
>Item Room
>Mega Bean
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>>122429935
>100+ hours of content :^)

I had a friend who isn't even good at Isaac start a new save file with just mono-Isaac for Greed Mode to test it out. He found out it wasn't even that good without half of the unlocks
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Lillith porn where
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>150+ hours
>Have never seen a Chaos Card
What's the secret?
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>trying to farm greed box
>my run is so broken from picking up almost every item in the game before the glowing hourglass showed up that I can't even fire tears without the game crashing

at one point it crashed my entire computer
>still get 1 penny at a time before the machine jams

Ayyyy got me Edmund
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>>122431224
that's what pisses me off about all this. in order to get most of the cool and fun items into the game, you have to grind out runs on each character. god forbid you want the lost unlocks

but greed mode unlocks, including the keeper, are just fucking retarded. here's another character who offers somewhat of a new mechanic and their own unlocks, but they're behind a fucking 999 coin wall that would take you literally 100+ hours to unlock the legitimate way

like fuck OFF edmund i don't want to spend 800 fucking hours on your game resetting for good items and grinding to get a shit character
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>>122431518
You have to unlock it from the Rebirth challenges, specifically Challenge 9

If you've already done it then you just have some shit luck
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Does that "5%" stand for 50%?
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Does the break rate for the greed machine ever lower? Even characters with 6% chance it busts after 3-4 coins. Switching characters is not a viable way of farming this thing
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why are angel/devil rooms all shit
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>>122432050
angel rooms are great
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>>122432050
You're kidding right? Devil rooms consistently hold some of the best items in the game.

Angel rooms also have some of the best items, but have a much lower chance to contain them.
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So the greed machine % chance to break is not random is it?

I have 20% chance to break on isaac and it jams after one coin literally every single time. Did it about 10 times in a row now with the hourglass.
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>>122431839
Nope!
It stands for 99.
Alternatively, the 5% means how likely you are to donate all of your coins.
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i know this would never happen, but i honestly wish there were built-in mutators. like smash bros style allowed items, or risk of rain's item selection mutator
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>>122431839
You guys really dont understand how math works
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What's the item pool of the bomb beggar?
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>>122432583
bomb-related items
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>>122419626
Any way I can disable the pill's activate animation?
Also retro vision?

it slows me the fuck down.
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>>122432472
Why is there even a percentage in the first place when it almost always jams after the first one or two coins, anyways?
You could have 1% ten runs in a row and it'd still jam.
That kind of RNG isn't natural, it's bullshit.
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>>122432245

It is but it's like already been seeded or something. It did it after every 8 coins for me.
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>>122432812
guess i'm just getting the fat end of edmunds steak dick right now
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>>122431224
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>>122433112
100+ Hours of Greed Mode!
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>>122433112

>Base game "over 500 hours of gameplay!"

>got RPG in around 124 hours (I don't know if this is fast or slow)
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>>122433112
>a whole new alt path
4 rooms and a boss does not constitute an alt path edmund
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>haven't beaten anything with eve except heart and boss rush
>"eve now holds razor blade!"
>finally something that makes her not trash
>have to beat satan with her to unlock it
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>>122433351
I got RPG in about 118. Spamming D4 until only Activated Items show up in the Item Pools in The Chest isn't hard, it's getting Angel/Secret Room Items, The Lost and Meat/Bandage that's obnoxious.
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Can we do challenge runs by giving yourself items with CE like in the old Isaac?
If so do you guys have any fun ideas for challenge runs? Afterbirth is boring af senpai desu
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So, I'm Lilith, I've got pretty high tears, Ipecac, the Habit, box of friends, and through cambion conception I have some demon familiar that bounces around the room with a damaging aura

I just breezed through Boss Rush, but I have low health.

Should I try to beat Hush? Haven't fought it yet, and I was going to try to do the Dark Room. I don't want to die to Hush and miss beating the Dark Room.
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>>122433112
>100+ more hours
Just donating. That's all
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>>122433978
No, your damage doesn't matter vs. Hush it's your survivability and dodging ability.
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>play keeper
>get knife on 2nd floor
>fight mini stan as boss
>whore of babylon
>pethro it cause ill never stay as 1 hp as keeper with wooden nickel
>abbadon
>pick it up
>die

thanks
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>>122433484
just prioritize getting the second floor devil room dawg
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>>122435010
Fun fact, Whore of Babylon wouldn't have done anything for Keeper anyways since he can't have Half Coins.
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>>122435010
Keeper is all about that angel meta man.
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>>122435010
>>122435404
Yeah, WoB only works at one heart for Eve. Every other character only has it at half.
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>>122435010
oh my god that drumstick looks delicious
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>That item that was extreme pure shit in rebirth and was instant reset, and then got buffed to the point it's a run winner by itself and you're crying tears of joy when you have it.
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>>122428238
mmmm sexy
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>>122435691
It's a bug
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>>122435691
until the bugfix releases
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>>122435691

What's that? You're having fun? PATCH INCOMING!
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>>122435404
>>122435505
oh right, i main eve for the most part, i like the speed boost from whore, and forget that sometimes
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>afterbirth ruined the whole game
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>>122435873
>>122435893
>>122435964
I know, and it's really really sad.
Back to "I will never pick you unless I have pyromaniac, which will never happen" tier.
I just don't understand the point of these items. It's not that they are shit like holy water. It's that they are unusable. You simply can't use them.
I wonder if devs are aware that they took time to work on items that NOBODY will use.
As a dev myself, I can't understand that.
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>>122436729
>as a dev myself
what have you made, anon?
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>>122436729
>I wonder if devs are aware that they took time to work on items that NOBODY will use.
Wow, they probably spent a whole HOUR making this item! Such a waste.
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>>122436729
I just realized a majority of the useless items are Activated Items.
Which makes it even worse because you can't pick them up just to get it over with, because then you'll have to replace your actually good item such as the D6.
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>>122436729
It's bad, but it isn't useless. Say you've got no bombs, you've explored the floor, and there's a tinted rock. That's a situation you might use Kamikaze for. Or if you got hit and have polaroid/celtic invincibility. Or if you know you're going to get hit anyway, you can avoid taking more damage than needed.

It's shit, but it isn't useless. I would take it over the bean anyday, anyway.
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>>122435873
>>122435893
>>122435964
>patch releases
>kamikaze still does no self-damage
>but now consume a bomb upon use
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>>122437521
that's like completely the opposite of what "Kamikaze" means
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>>122437338
The Bean is arguably more useful than Kamikaze. Butter Bean, on the other hand, probably is the worst active item in the game.
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>>122436729

I recall hearing that the idea was that you may get shit items and you may get GREAT items. It's about how lucky you are.

But then he goes and nerfs good shit anyway so fuck knows
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which one guys
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>>122437606
>the joke
>your head
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>>122437624
Kamikaze can blow up tinted rocks, open up secret rooms, and does 40 damage.

The bean deals 21 damage + 5 over time, but to actually use it, you need to be extremely close to an enemy, which means you're at a much higher risk of taking damage.

Even butter bean is more useful than the bean, since if you're being cornered, you can use it to give yourself extra time.
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>>122437828
right
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>>122437828
Honestly ? none of them.
But mascara can be good if you get enough tears up, or if you get something like monstro's lung that will let you clean the room in one hit.
Explosive tear is basically a huge damage down. Have fun killing enemies that can go FUCKING INVINCIBLE, or teleport, or go underground, etc
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>>122438097
>Explosive tear is basically a huge damage down.
What?
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>>122438342
The sticky will fall off the enemy without exploding if the enemy can jump, teleport, or burrow.
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>>122438414
But it's not a damage down.
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>Playing o linux
>IV bag is still in the game

I'm eating slowly edmund, ty.
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>>122438475
the sticky tears don't do damage when they attach to enemies, so if it doesnt explode, it means less damage
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>>122436729
>I wonder if devs are aware that they took time to work on items that NOBODY will use.
>As a dev myself, I can't understand that.

Cruelty. Sadism. Huehuehue.
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>>122438643
If it explodes on more than 50% of enemies it's still worth taking.
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so what's the deal with hush, blue womb, and that purgatory area teased with the new ending?

if it weren't for the fact that the game's been datamined, i'd say there's more stuff to find.

but i doubt it
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>>122438918
Hush is the new ending.
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>>122438694
>Fuck off Edmund.
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Remember when we thought the blue womb would be a real floor?
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>>122436729

Why are you under the impression that Edmund's design philosophy for this game is that it should be fun?

>Trying the Guardian Challenge.
>Playing flawlessly.
>Get to Mom.
>It's Red Mom.
>Literally nothing I can do to prevent my death.

>Retry.
>Scolex on Womb 1.
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>>122438475
Except if you have very low damage, explosive tears is a damage down in the fact that it delays your damage.
Here have an example :
>polyphemus cricket head tear on an enemy, it dies as soon as the tear hits.
>explosive tears on an enemy, it sticks, you have to wait till it explodes while taking care of not getting too close.
>most of the time if your damage is high the enemy will die to your regular tear before it detonates, thus making the explosive tear useless and a wasted tear compared to a regular one
>sometime, the enemy will make the explosive tear useless by teleporting/going underground/etc
I call that a damage down

So basically, with same damage stat, assuming your damage and rate of fire is not shit, you will kills enemies faster without explosive tears. So I call that a damage down, cause technically, it is.
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>>122438643
>"polyphemus is effectively a damage down, how am i supposed to hit fast moving enemies?"
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is there a way for me to see what items I have rolled in a pool in a current game? I think this dumb fucking car battery + d6 accidentally rolled over the blue hourglass.
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>>122438918
It's all there specifically to not make any sense and fuck with fan theories.

You think there's actually any connection between any of the shit in this game? Apparently Isaac is ???, It Lives, The Lost, and The Keeper all at once, despite the fact that Isaac can encounter three of those individuals in a run, effectively being able to kill himself two different times, and somehow die himself in two different spots to spawn three seperate post-death selves.
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>>122439072
You should not focus on one enemy then. When tears sitcks just shoot at other enemies.
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>>122439152
What? That's not a comparable scenario
Polyphemus is way more reliable than fucking explosivo
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>>122439058
Is it still possible for the fucker to just stand still on spikes?
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>>122439072
i found it super useful when i also had a lump of coal. attaches to enemies, just keeps expanding until it explodes. damage is HUGE there, and also sometimes took out an enemy near it. good run there.
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>>122439382

I've gotten pretty "lucky", if you can call it that, as I've never had the punching bag run into spikes or red poop on any of my (failed) runs.

I feel sorry for Punching Bag. He used to be one of my favorite items, but now I can't even stand to look at him.
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>>122439152
That's not true.
But if you replace polyphemus with eve's mascara you would be right.
Also, unless your tear rate is already maxed, odd thin mushroom is technically a damage up.
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>>122439209
please help
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>>122439593
This is the truth, yet the game attempts and fails to be 2deep4u all the fucking time.
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>playing Keeper
>Swallowed Penny on first floor
>Restock in the first shop
Gonna be one of those runs.
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>The Keeper doesn't even start with an increased angel room chance.
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>>122439892
Why should he?
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>>122439892

>The Keeper doesn't get anything from beating the most difficult boss in the game, save for 1 fucking penny.
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>>122440113
it's ed's way of saying stop fucking playing now
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>>122439892
they should've just made his health to not count as red hearts for the purpose of getting devil/angel rooms
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>>122440185

Well maybe I want to keep fucking eating my damn steak, Edmund.
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Hey guys, wanna see something funny?
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>>122440862
kek
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>>122440862
DO IT
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>>122440952
>>122440959
wow, i rerolled 3 times and the shit you start with is unrerollable
gg steakmund
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>>122440113
Everything regarding the Keeper is Ed saying Fuck You for what happened with The Lost
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>>122440862
>tfw pyromaniac negates kamikaze and you will actually take damage now.
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Please don't sexualize the characters.
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>>122433351
took me about 140
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>>122433438
It's not even an alternate to anything, it's a side mission of sorts. Is Edmund just mentally defective?
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I picked up mutant spider on the Keeper.
Send help, my tears take over 2 seconds between shots.
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>>122441461
Yes
>autism
>neckbeard
>manbaby
>retarded
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>>122433112
>New alt path
My fucking sides
>100+ Hours
How fucking delusional do you even have to be to think that Greed Mode will add 100 more hours to anything
>New alt floors
That's a stretch since they have nothing going for them beyond new textures and music
>tons (of) new enemies
There's what, like 5 actually new enemies and the rest are all "X but it explodes on death"
>Super secrets
Don't fucking even
>more poop
LOVE this meme
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>>122441381
Something something Adversary's feet
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>>122438918
>purgatory area
yeah wait a minute

why did I even fucking look at the blog posts when they were all lies
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>>122441098

And he'll still deny it despite it being plain as fucking day. That much salt cannot be healthy.

Why else would he run an ARG where only a fraction of a single percent of people can even participate because it had to be finished by going to a fucking neighborhood in California, if not to ensure people who are better at using computers than he is couldn't crack whatever he had in store?
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>>122438694
/ck/ is a magical place
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>yfw Florian made a better expansion by himself in Flash
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>>122442445
>Implying
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>>122442445
Both of them are trainwrecks.
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>>122442445
The Eternal Update's only redeeming quality is that it's free.
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>>122441037
are you kidding me?

that's how I beat half the original rebirth challenges lol
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>>122442445
>implying florian's eternal clusterfuck is better than afterbirth
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>>122442761
Afterbirth's only redeeming quality is that it has co-op babies.
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>>122442602
>>122442805
>>122442761
I certainly had more fun with it
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700 greed kills later and I have a new shit character to play.
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>>122443040
anon
all you had to do was cheat engine it
you didn't have to go this far
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>>122443040
>playing normal mode
Dude, save yourself some time and play in hard.
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>>122443040
>774

Get on my fucking level faggot, I have 851 and counting.

I got the greed machine to 999 once, and I am doing again since it reset when I unlocked keeper.
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>>122443167
I don't care about godhead that much.
Hard mode just makes you have to deal with asstons of champion enemies so every room takes significantly longer to clear unless you actually manage to find damage items.
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>>122443276
nigger what the fuck
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>>122443167
But these enemies can give you bombs, batteries, money or keys.
Play hard dude. The game is not harder. The only difference is that you will unlock more things.
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>>122441615
Pray you can get Polyphemus and then Libra.
Then you'll get to have fun until you blow up something too close to you
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Come up with a hip new gamemode that's mpre fun than Greed Mode
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ayy
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Does it matter in what order you get Soy milk/Libra?
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>>122443589

Some kind of bizarre mashup between Super Meat Boy and Isaac.
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>>122443480
>the only difference is that you will unlock more thing
Fixed.
No one cares about fucking co-op babies ed.
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>>122443659
Libra is constantly rebalancing your stats, so I don't think it matter when you grab Libra.
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can missingno run out of items?
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>>122435691
>Have this
>Having loadsa fun
>Get Bomber Boy
>ohboyherewego
>It cancels out the bug
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>>122438070
Kamikaze makes you lose a full soul heart.
Is it even worth bombing anything for that?
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Holy shit, BRAINS! is a fucking chore.
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>>122443589
Something like rogue legacy.
No more floors, but interconnected, big areas.
You have a limited time to beat all bosses (2 per area) to unlock the final area with mega satan. Boss rush before mega satan fight, ala mega man.
Defeating all bosses without being hit unlock an alternate final area with the Hush.
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>>122444192
>doing pretty well in brains, but low on hp
>get to boss of womb 1
>teratoma
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>>122443594
How in the hell did you accomplish that misery?
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>>122444181
1 for 2 is a good deal, anon. Besides, if you don't have any in the first place and already did the boss, you can take as much red heart damage as you want.
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>>122444334
I'd assume
>Speed down pill
>Taurus
>Lard
>Thunder Thighs
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which one
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>>122444360
Tinted rocks don't always give you two soul hearts, or even one soul heart.
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>>122444467
Top right! Infestation 2
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>>122444487
Yeah and DLCs don't always give you fun but I bought Afterbirth anyway
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>Completing this challenge unlocks 2 new pill effects: Re-Lax (Drop a trail of poop, like Explosive Diarrhea would) and ??? (Applies a Curse of the Maze effect for the floor, which cannot be negated with Curse removal items).
>??? (Applies a Curse of the Maze effect for the floor, which cannot be negated with Curse removal items)
it probably counts as neutral too
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>>122444467
Top right is probably the best with your build, but bottom right may be fun if you want more explosions at the cost of some of your tears not doing damage.
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>>122444467
>Dunce Cap
>20/20
How do those synergize?
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>>122444579
They both do.
Enjoy your increasingly bloated pill pool.
Percs is somewhat nice I guess if you find more than one.
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>>122444664
2 shots in each direction.
>>122444610
I picked Explosivo. Things are blowing up,
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>>122444664
20/20 causes a second tear to spawn alongside each other. It's fucking outstanding on it's own, even better with triple shot/quad shot.
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>>122445048

>Tumor Transformation + 20/20 + Triple Shot + Quad Shot.
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I have an idea for a challenge.

>Keeper
>Polyphemus
>20/20
>Dunce Cap
>The Inner Eye
>Mutant Spider
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I hate that there's a fucking LIST to the amount of bosses that just take a hot steaming pile of SHIT all over The Guardian challenge
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>>122445257
>no soy milk
Not trying hard enough.
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ezpz
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>>122445257
And then tractor beam so all the tears go in one spot.
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>>122445360
I have an idea for a challenge !
>tiny planet
>soy milk
Sounds super fun !
>>
fuck this shitty zero content game
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>>122445484
>having to aim
nah family. rubber cement
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>epipiphoria doesn't work with lilith
fuck
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>>122445371
That list is even bigger for the speed! one.
It even includes mini bosses and some rooms.
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>>122445520
STILL haven't beaten that challenge
I can't tell you the number of times I've tried it and just get the worst fucking items imaginable
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so what will make keeper fixed?
what will make keeper fun?
imo make nickels act like soul hearts, dimes act like eternals and grant a coin container
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>>122445645
Man up, senpai.
I got Mom's Knife and Red Mom for my final boss and still beat it.
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>>122445713
I thought maybe "free shop items, no restock in pool" was a good idea
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>>122445713
He can pick up heart/coin containers.
There's literally no reason he shouldn't.
He's a fucking inverse Blue Baby. Blue Baby is Isaac after he suffocated in the Chest, and the Keeper is Isaac after he hung himself in the secret room.

Blue Baby can only have spirit hearts, making active play more dangerous and making devil rooms more risky, and the Keeper can only have red hearts/coins, and each container is halved, making active play more dangerous and making devil rooms more risky.
He didn't have to make him into a bullshit asshole fucking 2-hit character.

How much you want to FUCKING bet that Edmund is going to say "OH NO, KEEPER IS MEANT TO GAIN HEALTH FROM CONTAINERS, THAT WAS JUST A BUG :^)"
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>>122445713
Immaculate Conception.
Cambion Conception.
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>>122445795
>bragging about Mom's Knife and Red Mom of all things and acting like it's challenging
what the fuck
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>>122446048
Mpreg doesn't solve all problems.
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>>122446043
he can totally take devil deals guys! somebody at nicalis missed the bug!
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>>122446120
I take it you've never had Mom's Knife + Tiny Planet before.
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fun run i'm having now, playing as eve. kamikaze in first treasure room.
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>>122446346
Don't throw the knife.
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I WAS AT FULL FUCKING HEALTH BEFORE THIS ROOM
IT HAD LITERALLY 11 OF THOSE FAST AS FUCK TALL RED SPIDERS

FUCK THIS GAME
SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT
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>>122446446
Which is exactly how I played. Thing is, running into enemies with the knife does shit for damage when you have Soy Milk.
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>>122446467
so you took 1 damage? :^)
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>>122446552
YOUR POST MADE ME ANGRY AS FUCK AND KEEP PLAYING AND I GOT A 48 HOUR ENERGY PILL
THANK YOU
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New item ideas
>passive item that makes you immune to fire, mega stan's and that other boss's fire attacks included
>active item that turns rocks into coins, they turn back into rocks after some time if you don't pick them up
>passive item that changes your tears into a laser projectile that's aimed with a mouse, can be charged for more damage but slower speed, bounces from walls several times
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>>122445713
being able to fire more than one shot per minute
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>>122447741
These are all shit and most people play isaac with a controller
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>>122446878
;)
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so is moddingofisaac's login still broken
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>>122447741
Passive item called Stillbirth that omits Afterbirth content from the run you pick it up in

>>122448086
It shouldn't be
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>>122448303
It shouldn't be, but when you're dealing with Valve, nothing makes sense.

I can log in at steampowered.com,
but for whatever reason I can't log in at steamcommunity.com
Doesn't even give me an error message, just clears the fields and calls it a day
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So apparently Afterbirth is hot garbage but I'm still jonesing pretty bad to play it, greed mode looks really neat.
A-Anything announced for ps4 yet guys?
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>>122447741
>Steak
>Picking it up will timegate you from going onto the next floor and picking up items
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>>122446379
i haven't had this much fun playing eve in a while jfc.
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>>122448576
Greed mode is super boring, but desu I wasn't really excited by this mode even before release. It's kind of like an easy mode if you wanna test some items.
New tems are ok, the patches ruining things like box of friends are not.
Lilith is super cool, Keeper is super bad.
Blue wonb and Hush feels like a scam really. New alt floors are cosmetic at best.
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>>122449098
How come greed mode's shit? The impression I get is that it's hard as fuck because of the boss at the end that scales with your damage or whatever mega greed does.
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>>122449257
It's not hard in the slightest. I could beat him with The Lost + Holy Mantle with literally 0 trouble.
It's just boring. Every playthrough is the exact same, and this is a game that's mainly popular BECAUSE every playthrough is different.
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In other news,

Taurus, speed down, but you get a Chariot effect and over time speed up,

is completely fucking useless in Greed mode. It doesn't even trigger in the main rooms. So it's a Speed Down, no bonus.
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>>122449257
The boss is pretty easy, but boring to fight since he lasts so long. By the time you get to him you'll be near the 12 heart cap anyway.
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>>122449257
The damage-scaling just makes it grindy, not difficult.
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Man just had an AMAZING Onan's Streak run
First floor poly
second floor pyro
quarter
athame
Lazarus' rags into lazarus
Fucking crazy
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