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>News
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out NOW!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
New gear preview:
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133095647699/as-seasons-change-so-to-do-fashion-trends-to (with new gear labelled (Japanese): http://i.imgur.com/kPZefRf.jpg (embed))
- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon - Inkredible New Stages and Gear (embed) [Embed]
- The 8th Japanese Splatfest, Mountain Food vs Seafood, will take place starting 11/21, 12:00 PM JST! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664947717517348864 (embed)
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536 (embed)
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>Resources:
https://pastebin.com/7TKGP35d
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http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
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Sex with museums!
First for Marie is best.
How many times have we lost now? Ten? Fifteen?
Cuet squidboy lashes out at the opposition in style.
THAT'S NOT A SQUID
This map is a work of art
>>122247756
fixed
Just when thread died
Squad
3/4
Taco/E.J/moonrunes
Anybody welcome
Guys I'm bad with chargers
send help
Didn't even think I would go positive there
7/8 rainy lobby
Is that what I fucking think it is
>>122247585
Why is there a stupid kid in the OP?
how many rolls do you think a snail this big would get me?
>>122248248
One and a half.
>>122248248
Knowing Skyke, probably 2.
>>122248248
DEEPEST LORE
>japanese B-
in what lobby did I ended in
How do I become meme like nips
Guys I'm bad with squelcher
>>122248248
what teasing dicks
Havent played for awhile, how's the new stage?
>>122248591
beautiful and fun
>>122248591
Literally fun on every game mode
>>122248591
Breddy good.
4th never;-;
>>122248591
3 thumbs up
>>122248703
i got you
That almost worked
>>122248862
sent a request or already added?
>positive k/d
Wow, this weapon is actually pretty good
Any lobbies?
>>122248703
who do i join
>>122249018
it was this >>122247839
but after some wait, we got 4th
>Squib art on display
My heart can't take it.
What do you think?
>>122249161
cute squidboy, awful abilities
>>122249161
cozy/10
I think we can win if we put down more beakons
>>122249161
Time to hit the slopes/10
>>122249313
Lets try it out
>the camp, flounder heights, the bridge and the museum
top notch maps that show their long-running development
now if only the early towers and port would be fixed like it happened to underpass andarowana mall be removedI'd be happy
man now those were some good games
thanks everyone for playing!
>those meme teams vs meme teams
GGs rainy lobby
>>122249409
>killed every time I ventured out of spawn
curse my shit aim
GGs rainy lobbyI didn't squidbag you as much as I normally do rainy. Next time.
Sorry if I took somebody's spot. I didn't update the thread until I joined.
we need more beacons...
>>122249584
ggs here's a fat spaghetti
i jus wanted to take a picture of a squid with a bandana
>Targeted by a wail every fucking time I laid down a Beakon
Hope you weren't planning on using any of those that round.
>want to play the new update
>have 12 midtermsWHY THE FUCK DID I CHOOSE TO BECOME A DOCTOR
>waiting at the lobby screen
>DIN
>join
>comm error
>sent back
>join
>group is full
>sent back
>no one is playing
What is everyone doing what is happening
>>122249483
>removing mall
Why? Mall is fun as fuck. Why do you hate fun?
>>122249909
For some real dosh?
fuck it one more sweetiecat woomy comin up
Well, I'm out. It was nice playing with you guys.
GG CA lobby but I'm done for now.
Are we not meming anymore? Fuck, I'm shit with the 96 deco
Good games. Thanks for playing.
>>122249584
That shit was insane fun
>Getting my kraken pushed by 3 heavy splatlings
i love callie!
>>122250116
dat bottom score
>>122250007
sailor moon squid
oh god that's not a grenade
>>122249909DOCTOR STILE
>>122250024
>not squidmas
ONE
JOB
>want three run speed and three swim speed
>try to save scum for first time
>fuck it all up
>lose all 36 snails
GOD DAMMIT
>>122250172
As do I
GG LAYN-lobby
>>122250252
>WATCH OUT DR STILES
>BE CAREFUL DR STILES
>USE THE FORCEPS
>DEREK
>DEREK
oscar squid
>>122250172
>over 50 replies before a callie post
They had to release a map to make such magic happen
>>122250150
>dat dynamo vs bucket match
>>122250106
This lobby experience has made me realize I'm total shit at this game.
WE DID IT
Good guys win!
>>122250414
>Blasters vs Blasters TC
>>122250518
yes!!!
No lobbies in need of players?
>Trick someone into chasing me around the + things on Bluefin
>Build up a Kraken and wreck them with it
It's useless to even try, get another S player.
Why do the japs hate everyone tonight? I'm done.
>>122250604
it wasnt you buddy, you did great
>>122250576
Back to ranked/TW.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
Getting a ranked group together, everyone's welcomepossibly good players
Will create lobby in about 5 minutes
NNIDLittleSkullKid
>doing poorly with my weapon
>afraid I'll do even worse if I pick another weapon
but, hey, we won again
Iam playing awful tonight
>>122250939
addan
>IAMUSORRY offline
>last time online: yesterday
confirmed dead
>>122250603
i like it when chargers try shooting at me in that area. i stay just out of range, cover up their shit, and then point a killer wail at their perch.
>>122250939
Fuck it, I'll add you.
>>122251027
We can only hope
>>122251027
He was my favorite regular... RIP
>w<
>>122250486
Just keep playing and getting better, anon.
So..., I haven't played in over two or more months. I've only gotten interested again after the Direct and the new stages were revealed. How much has changed since around the time Rainmaker mode was introduced?
>several months later and we still have to deal with that Failed to connect to partner's device bullshit despite the WiiU being fucking next to you
NINTENDO
>>122251203
>still can't adjust controls in a lobby or change gear in the weapon testing area
>>122251203
"Why does Splatoon perform badly when I purposely give myself more interference?"
>>122251184
r u me?
>>122250939
c'mon, super jump in
I suck dicks
ggs squad
>>122251475
Me too... It was fun, regardless!
>All S ranks in the squad
I must do well for my senpais!
>>122251203
LAN
>>122251558
>implying that I'm any better than you
I'm shit
>>122251558
>0-7
brb, killing myself
>>122251203
what does that error have to do with the physical position of your wii u exactly
it's to do with the internet
>>122251662
what
>>122251281
Yes, I am. You forgotten to take your medicine again and I got out again from deep within your mind. Not cool bruh, you need more vitamin D, you're pale as a ghost since I've last taken control.
Can someone make a webm based on pic related?
>this drawfag will never come back
Russian school girl woomy!
>>122251179
Thanks.
>>122251859
>>122251874
>neither will this one
why even live
>>122251874
They drew cute Callies too
Disruptors are op as fuck with bomb range
>>122251874
>all the drawfags are gone
>playing like gutter trash
Yeah, I think now is a good time to sign off. Good games!even if it was only like two
I'm like 3/30 tonight. Don't know why I suck so much right now.
>>122252184
I'm still here, I'm just very lazy. o3o
>>122251475
we had fun !!
>friend wants to squad without knowing anything about the new map
>go from A 70 to 20
3/4 ranked, join us
NNID LittleSkullKid
>9/9
Not the worst thing in the world.
Please, game, just give us Warehouse so I can at least play on a map I know.
>>122251885
I've never wanted a hat so hard in my life since TF2
>>122252184
Wait about 5-6 days and they might come back.
>>122252184
got mine drawn, im happy
>>122252243
you're gonna play the new map and you're gonna like it
>>122251859
More lewd squid.
>>122252331
>Its him!
>wonder when's RM
>2am
>>122248189
>Is that what I fucking think it is
Yes. That's you, anon.
>>122252184i've drawn some stuff for people here and i'm getting a tablet soon
so can we all agree that this is the best map so far?
>>122252727
without a doubt yes
>>122252241
LOBBY open, still waiting for 1 spot
NNID: LittleSkullKid
Do note me if you add me
>>122252001
Wasn't this drawing just made like a week ago?
Does anyone have that Splatoon comic where it starts with the Map being completely one-sided and the losing team is hopeful they might have won while the winning team is paranoid they might have lost?
The losing team is drawn in a very cartoony style while the winning team is blue and drawn in a more realistic, masculine style.
Please help me /ink/, searching "Funny Splatoon comics" only turns up generic 9Gag -level "rage" comics.
>>122252391
im not tim lmao
>Lv50
>has never played a single game of ranked
>>122252904
added
>the other two people quits
geez what patience
>>122252827
this one?fist of the north star
>>122252184Would /ink/ want an instrumentfag?I've been dicking around this song for a few minutes every several days, how does it sound so far?vocaroo com/i/s0IwXW6dgnZX
>>122252909
>GetOffJAPS
Fuckin' lol
>>122252816
November 3rd, more than enough time to get a follow up
>>122252909
>lvl 50
>only sniped a Jap player without killing them 3 times
dammit why can't i stop laughing
>>122252972
Thanks buddy!
You're Squid-credible!
Does anyone have a link to this octoling drawing?
how do I effectively use a blaster? is there like some key abilities?
>>122252994
might be good if it wasn't recorded on a toster
get a usb-to-jack or whatever you're using and record it properly
>>122253146
Sorry, I don't have access to a decent microphone right now. It originally sounded a lot worse when I tried recording with pedals.
>>122252802
PLEASE JOIN
>want to play Museum and get comfy
>lose on Turf War fifteen times, win two times
>decide to try Splat Zones
>lose six times in a row
It doesn't feel like it's me, but it has to be me. I've fallen all the way down to B- and these matches are harder than anything I experienced in A. I keep just getting fucking destroyed by Bubble spammers.
>>122253245
Adding
>>122253074
Ink res fo sho
You can secure the Splat Zone with a single Inkstrike.
>>122253390
WELP
>>122253390
Good to know.
>>122253390
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
>>122253390
is this the only zone in the map? haven't played it yet
>>122253561
It's the only one. It's the worst Splat Zones yet.
>>122253561
yup, just that one in the middle
>>122253561
Yeah
>Bluefin
>Winning for a bit
>Enemy suddenly gets good and makes a comeback
>Splatted on the 10 seconds
>Fuck it, I'll paint behind our spawn
>Time's up
>Looks like they won
>We won by less than 2%
>They never painted behind their spawn
![[CONFUSED SCREAMING].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aXhPJVG.jpg "[CONFUSED SCREAMING].jpg")
>>122253601
>>122253630
>>122253647
well they fucked up hard there, how did they miss something like that?
>all these undertale posts
What does that game have to do with squids?Undyne is kind of viable
Good work, senpai
>>122253893
it's the new homestuck
except it's actually good
>>122253957
yeah but I want to play in the museum
at least we're playing I guess
>>122253672
>Museum
>we lost by a LOT
>they never even painted that entire long higher-up near-spawn area
I honestly don't know how we lost by so much, it was an easy win visually. Could have been a glitch.
>>122254006
homestuck was good for like a year or so
>>122253893
I don't see any, point them out to me.
Or do you mean Miiverse?
Wait. Does senpai translate to senpai now?
The rotating sections behave oddly when struck with bombs.
>>122252331
I really enjoyed that draw anons work. Got mine done too.
>>122252184
>he will never come back to draw perfect squid anatomy
why even live
fucking kids ruining splatoon
i only play with squids
>>122254217
baka desu senpai
>>122252331
I think he was the one who did mine
any1 wanna squidboy squad?
>>122252493
>>122254353
what's your id?
>>122254353
sure
I suck at this game and it's making me depressed.
Gonna stop playing for tonight.
>>122254217
>>122254257
Oh muh Gawd, how long have I been away for?
>>122254610
Too long, just like mytentacles.
>>122254154
I'm kind of retarded. I'm referring to miiverse
>>122254468
>>122254459
binaryT
i haven't played in ages though, i'm still b rank
>>122254610
It's only been a thing for the past couple weeks.
/pol/'s favorite insult filters now also.
The latest issue of Corocoro features a Splatoon comic and its theme iscute squidboys.
http://corocoro.tv/tachiyomi/splatoon/index.html
You know I've been thinking and if nintendo got rid the eliters, gals, kraken and splatzones splatoon would be a lot more fun.
>>122254702
New map's really that fun huh? I gotta get on trying that shit then.
Just hope Mahi Mahi and whatever else they add will be as good
>>122254779
just sent it now. Havent played the new map yet so cant promise anything
I hope that squad is salty as fuck right now.
>>122254779
>>122254962
oops sorry, that's the nickname
the full id is binarytoast
>>122255042
what happened?
>>122254224
Do you think you could splatter someone above you like that?
i can't decide if i like sz at the museum or not
cool view though
>no fun allowed eshitter
eyy
>that match
>What is "lock down," Alex?
>>122254224
Have tried with a suction bomb? Same thing happens?
How do people get 3 of each stat?
I have saved a separate save then bought a new slot, unlocked it, deleted save and re-did the whole thing but still got the same stat.
the hell is in this person's name to show question blocks
>>122255183
It's fun along as no one on the opposing team has a weapon with good range and just camps all match.
>>122255251
Try copying their Mii? I'm also curious.
>>122255823
>Derp
I can't help but let out a disgusted sigh.
>>122255543
do i have to add them to my friends list to copy it? i don't see them on my recently played list
>>122255898
Think this user makes some decent posts.
>>122255054
did you get my request?
>japan has an earthquake
>lobbies are still full of laggy chinks
God fucking damn it.
Well, gg
>>122255246
stats are predetermined the moment you buy/see them
>Tower Control
>>122256152
yep, i've recieved 3 requests now
4man squad open
man dont wanna drag you guys rank down with my S+ since I havent played in like 3 months
>Skatepark
>This new map
Ehh, I'm out for the evening, I think, guys. GGsMy Mii name was Rosie, so you know who to not expect
>>122255991
If they're not on your list then there's nothing to be done. I'll have a quick look at the Miiverse website and hope the post isn't too old.
>>122254853
oh my god why are the new ink res shoes so fucking hideous
>>122252184
the yelly haird woomy draw fag is around, at least i think they are? they posted this earlier last week
>>122256192
>can't handle the tower of doom
>>122256001
I literally was in the plaza with these miis
>>122256192
Better than the SpatZone garbage!
end and nobody x are in, where are you, third guy?
>>122256356
their_team_your_team.png
>>122255991
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/toadtheboss123
Are those squares symbols that just aren't showing up for me or are they squares for everybody here.
>>122256494
nope, those are squares here too, and i can't find shit about that character on the unicode database
>>122256192
Who's the qt?
This new order system is stupid. Going from from highest kills to lowest made plenty of sense.
>>122256439
fuck these japs
>>122256704
yep, that was painful
i just got disconnected
>>122256431
>hating ComfyZones
Splatzones is great. I like Tower Control too but Rainmaker can fuck off.
>>122256626
Kanade from Symphogear
>>122256798
waiting for you to head back
>>122256582
http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/2610/index.htm
I think it's this one. I'll try inserting it into a Mii's name next time I feel like changing my Mii's name into different moonrunes.
>>122256820
Hating on rainmaker? Now them are fighting words right there!
>>122256356
I'd let that smug leather-clad fish fuck me up, alright.
>>122256637
I wondered about that. So what is it now?
I started a match down a squid, we lost and I only got docked -1.
>>122256820
>having taste this bad
>>122257353
>guy posting symphogear
>calling other peoples taste bad
lmoa
>>122256364
what brand
>>122257069
http://3dbrew.org/wiki/Mii_Maker
might also be able to do it through the qr code
>>122256820
>hating Rainmaker
