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>>121532912
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first for anime
sniper takes no skill
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
http://pastebin.com/S4QZuDX8
who is missing from this list
new comic when
>>121655596
kills that explode the enemy into gibs
which pretty much just means direct pipe kills
i am not entirely sure though
>>121656069
me. but I'm either bottom of relevant or irrelevant
>>121656147
>which pretty much just means direct pipe kills
not all the time
i wish it worked like that
Demoman takes skill.
>>121656298
my b, i have no idea what constitutes a gib kill then
thanks for letting me know!
what mouse do you guys use?
a u g i m m i c k s
>stop playing for a while (haven't played since like January or so)
>join a server
>guy dealing 150 damage no-scopes using the sleeper
Did I miss something here? Seemed like an un-modded server.
>>121656635
you might have been facing the classic, not the sydney sleeper, which can charge independent of scope
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Classic
it's a shit weapon
Genuinely curious, when is the last time you guys played any of the original maps?
For reference:
>2fort
>Dustbowl
>Granary
>Well
>Gravel Pit
>Hydro
>>121656885
granary is the only good map out of the original maps
gravel pit is second but there is a huge gap between good and second best
Bodyshots shouldn't OHK any class at full health.
>>121656841
It's definitely a sleeper, guy was moving at normal speed while unscoped, shots coated people in jarate if they had over 150 health.
>>121656989
>guy stares at you for 8 seconds
>stand completely still while he does this
>die and complain on reddit
>>121656885
Played Dustbowl a few weeks ago and the 2fort invasion map a few days ago.
>Hydro
https://youtu.be/u4rbvFJuk80
>>121657151
but i was playing scout and running at full speed
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
So fav SFMs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW1OPfLLKx4
>>121657123
that's weird, but the sleeper was changed recently to apply jarate on all shots, including uncharged shots
i can't explain why he was dealing 150 with a bodyshot but maybe he was scoped in and you didn't realize it, or he had crits somehow, no other explanation sorry
>>121657597
alright, thanks friend
gonna whip up a webm real quick for future reference
why does it feel like i am the slowest fucking person while palying fucking pyro I swear to god I cant even catch up to spys but when i play spy they catch up to me easily as shit
>>121657549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSQJbA9ZuL0
winglet is my nigger
sydney sleeper needs a 10% damage penalty
>>121657281
>Move in a straight line
>Sniper predicts where you are going and shoots you
>You die
Truly a mastermind at work.
>>121657916
i doesn't matter how far away i was or how i was moving. as long as i am in his line of sight he could instantly kill me even though i could only do 3 damage max to him at range. sniper is the only long ranged class and he can even insta kill in close range. sniper is broken.
stickyjumping should take away less health
>>121658305
retards should stop commenting on game balance they don't understand
>>121657549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tzSz9tZGgQ
2deep4u
>>121658401
calm down bro :)
>>121656885
I play dustbowl all the time. It's not a great map, I know, but I have a fondness of it from when I first started playing, building sentry nests.
>there are people here that dont stomp Attack/Defend pubs daily
>there are people here that play on community servers
>there are literally people here that dont even play the game
what the fuck?
>say "spy as me" in chat
>3 seconds later an engi sees spy go in front of him and does nothing
>gets backstabbed and his sentry sapped
e u g i m m i c k s
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
>>121660131
get a mic
>>121660132
cant click your profile from outpost
what is your id
>>121660217
/id/solsolsol/
>>121660282
nvm lol didnt know you were sol
When did you realize that the orange jew is a scam?
>>121661363
I haven't because I'm not poor (I made everything I have from jewing in the good ol days).
>>121661417
my backpack's worth more than your life lmao
tfw no SA valve servers
team fortress 2?
more like team retards because i get shit teams 100% of the time!!!!!!!!!!
Who was the based-est tripfag?
>>121662006
videogames
>>121662006
viva
>>121662335
shut up viva
>>121662472
who
>>121662535
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimple
can't wait for matchmaking :)
can't wait for all those demoknights and quickswitch pyros filling all the slots :)
>>121664216
can't wait to use hitscan
>Not playing every class almost completely stock
mfw i drink water
tf2
water's good for you, people should drink more water instead of toxic chemical slime packed with more sugar than anyone needs
>>121665828
my entire floor is filled up with empty water bottles
what do i do
Get a trash bag and start cleaning up you slob.
is it normal for people to lag when they are on fire on my screen?
You just KNOW
>>121666216
refill them with tap water and sit up straight
>>121666430
Pauling is canonically gay.
>>121666528
i don't live in a utopia where tap water is drinkable and doesn't give you cancer
Buy a filter.
>>121657549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W6WIaiZRhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX4NQICyh4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX4NQICyh4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX4NQICyh4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX4NQICyh4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX4NQICyh4s
stop posting gay shit
>>121666528
>reusing water bottles
>>121668505
i love this sfm, scout and sniper could easily be buds
What's wrong with reusing water bottles? I reuse water bottles all the time. It helps save the environment, one small step at a time.
What map should I go play?
>>121669235
After a period of time the plastic starts literally poisoning whatever fluids it's holding.
That's why you don't use them for 6+ months on end. I only drink tap water, anyway. Bottled water is for my desk plant because he's too fragile to take tap water.
>>121668505
when it got to the gay shit at 1:30 i laughed
>having bhp plastic water bottles
how third world
>>121669247
pl_badwater
I hate joining a server a friend is playing on and perform terribly (compared to him).
>>121669235
>It helps save the environment, one small step at a time.
lmao is this bait
>>121669282
oh i didnt know that i just said >reusing water bottles because that's gross
>>121669364
>Bottled water is for my desk plant because he's too fragile to take tap water.
:c
How is it gross if all it's going to hold is water or kool-aid or whatever and you're the only one drinking out of it?
>>121668505
>I'm always amazed as to how he can make such controversial ideas always seem so... Right. I mean if you think about it, in many of his videos, it's a deep idea with foreshadowing, a deep plotline, imagery that blows anyone away, and censorship in some cases that just feels natural.
This a funny youtube comment.
Also, what's wrong with caring about the environment? Don't you care about our planet?
>>121669235
Only retarded sheep pay money for water. and water that comes in plastic tastes like plastic. Also spring water isn't from a spring. It's from everywhere. And bottled water has a bit of tap water in it already.
Bottled water in general tastes like metal. You just don't realize how awful it is because you're used to it.
I just boil my water from the tap and drink it
My favorite class is scout because I enjoy clicking on people.
>>121670116
are you me
if evens I sell all of my stranges
Oh, I do that too.
...Sometimes.
Does any tf2g have a cool beard?
>>121670639
No every time I try to grow out my facial hair it looks like shit
I stay clean shaven
>>121670639
i dont
>>121670553
I'm gonna do it anyways
I can't grow a beard.
>>121670863
raffle
If you were going to do it anyway, then why did you post? It's like when people flip a coin when they already know what they're going to choose.
Beards look disgusting 95% of the time.
>>121671025
Probably for attention
It helps if you're a guy, I think.
>>121671078
Take testosterone supplements, play demo
>>121671025
because I like attention
gimme a (You)
>>121671078
Staple at least 40 caterpillars to your face.
>tfw there are literally dotards who are trying to submit their non-TF2 shit to the Saxxy 2015 contest
For what purpose? The whole fucking point of the contest is to get an in-game Saxxy that you can use to beat people with. They can't use Saxxys in their shit game.
>>121671245
Here (you) go
No. No one's getting a (You) from me.
>>121671312
ty
>>121671343
fuck u
Thanks for the (You). Here, look I didn't give you one again!
>Playing pyro
>EVER
>>121671486
Backburner
r8 my graphics
>>121671486
Stock flamethrower
I like playing pyro. It's fun.
I like you
Thx, qt. You're alright too.
I am not alright
>>121671486
I play pyro when I don't feel like aiming.
Literally no matter what the enemy does as soon as you get within range you can stunlock them to death no matter how many times you miss.
You seem like an alright guy to me, therefore you're alright.
<sjiscat> I like how the thread has started talking like they do on 2ch
<sjiscat> makes me feel nostalgic and shit
<sjiscat> old school
i told you he was a prophet of internet culture
>complete merasmission
>get pic related
>not halloween restricted
thx valve
>Valve Halloween Mix Server
>Valve Halloween 2015 Server
>Valve Halloween Mix Server
>Valve Halloween 2015 Server
>Valve Halloween Mix Server
>Valve Halloween 2015 Server
>Valve Halloween Mix Server
>Valve Halloween 2015 Server
):
Will the vaccinator ever be good?
>recently got nerfed in halloween not allowing you to stay with the bubble after pulling another weapon so you can use charge to safely gain 2 more ubers from a revving heavy
>gun mettle nerfed it's uber build rate on overheal which makes it charge even slower than the stock medi gun
>Lost the unintented but quite useful passive crit resistance
>Useless against melee
>Useless against focus fire
>Only has its moments on defense to save someone at the last minute with the right resistance.
>Also got its health recovery bonus nerfed from 25% to 10%
>has all those disadvantages yet requires the most skill to use because of the resistance management rather than the simple heal and ubercharge when ready with a very meaningless reward.
How will valve nerf it next? might as well make it damage you when you overheal someone
>>121672085
I believe the set wasn't Halloween restricted anyway
>>121672190
give it 50% slower overheal decay and remove the overheal uber build penalty.
>>121671920
A false prophet >:]
>how to spot a tryhard
he uses the gunboats
>>121672497
why don't they just remove all the penalties it has? It's enough not to be able tto sustain most attacks like the normal uber does. I don't see the kritzkrieg having so many weird penalties and it can compete in some way with the stock. Vaccinator would be much better if they just throw the penalties out the window
>>121672734
heres your (you) friend free of charge
>>121672734
When he uses soldier
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lvl4
when will this lad fuck off
>>121656069
i am despite drawing and raffling
rest in pizza me?????
>>121672981
that asshole stole chigga from me
and he sucks at scout
>>121673187
id?
>>121672981
>more than 5k hours
Wow get a life
>>121673252
id/lvl4
>want pizza
>all the nearby places have bad reviews
o-ok...
>tfw no soldier main gf
>tfw ill never throw 20 tantrums at her because she left me alone in granny mid
>then ill apologize for being so angry
>do the same 10 mins later
i want to get angry at people
i regularly shout at my team during comp matches
playing medic is great at that way
>>121673814
are you ry4n
Pott bless.
>>121674067
Are you me?
>>121674067
>ugc
why is soldier such a cancer class in need of nerfs
remove soldier
tf2 becomes a dead game
>He got stomped by a pubstar with his own personal pocket medic
>he needs a pocket med to pubstomp
>flanking class
>has mobility
>doesn't need to aim
>gets free crits
>has knockback
What class am I talking about?
>241 ping enemy
>point blank meatshot
>14 damage
>>121675442
medic, duh
>>121675183
justminimize explosive pushback
>>121675312
>lime soldier with unicode name and anime avatar
>build my VDV set, base jumper+air strike, he cant airshot anyways
>turn vdv propaganda song on
>http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw
>name now Aleksandr Buinov
>bombard the gay couple to smithereens
it was good
>unicode name
It's call ``full-width'', newbie.
>>121675563
nah just minimize theri fucking radius so they actually have to hit something
>He can't dodge splash damage
It's over guys,
Even Star_ is switching to Overwatch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsc3GCqr9dM
Is TF2 killed for good?
>>121675923
man i know you are trying to meme me
but sure tell me why splash damage is ok in soldiers case
>>121675983
cant kill whats dead
owatch will be shit and will be a money sinkhole where dlcs will exist
well survive anon
we will survive
Is there a strange part of crit cleaver kills?
http://tf2r.com/khx0tml.html
why won't reagy give me back my purple name ?
>>121675983
>$60
Because rockets move slow and are ezpz to dodge.
Someone give me the skinny on this game. Looks fun but are all the hats and other shit purely cosmetic or does it affect gameplay at all? Any P2W elements here?
>>121676309
nope, hats are optional. You need a lot of time to actually be good tho
>>121676309
There's no gameplay you fool. You only wear hats.
No P2W here at all. In fact, other F2P games should be copying TF2. Hats and shit are all cosmetic. Hell, you don't even need unlocks(which you get just for playing the game, free n shit) to be good at most classes.
>Any P2W elements here?
surprisingly, no
for a game that makes millions off pixels there isnt anything p2w at all
>>121676390
Is that purely to build skill or is there equipment to get that changes your character?
>>121676416
a ha!
we already answered that
you must be pretty dense
>>121676487
skill
a few unlocks are actually usefull, but after two full weeks of drops you have enough weapons to use trade them.
Nope. to build skill. There's no levels in this game, there isn't room for any.
>>121676182
you can put strange part: crits killed on a cleaver yes
>>121676487
Purely build skill. Diffrent classes take diffrent times.
Heavy-0 hrs
Pyro-5 hrs
Spy-10 hrs
Others- 1000 hrs
>>121676487
>Is that purely to build skill or is there equipment to get that changes your character?
Yes, but stock is just as good as any unlock.
>>121676643
>nearly every melee
>crossbow
>gunboats
>sandvich
>ambassador
>rescue ranger
^ baddie spotted
>>121676762
basic fucking achievos
im a baddie
>:3
>>121676762
>every melee has a downside if it's not the 3rd degree
>crossbow can't rapid fire
>shotgun soldier is viable
>shotgun heavy is viable
>stock revolver is good
>stock engie is fine
All those unlocks are purely optional, you can still play nearly every class full stock and do good.
>>121676825
pubber spotted
>>121676882
>every melee has a downside
stopped reading
>>121676621
Ok good :)
I got good at doing the combo
>>121676943
You (you) are bad at TF2 (Team Fortress 2)
>pubber
LOL
>>121677172
ok pubber
>>121677187
>>121677204
humilliated to be honest
>>121677283
ok pubber
MGE me right now, all stock
he's too much of a pussy
>>121677528
>>121677487
ok pubber
>>121677560
blacklisted. Yeah that's right, I won't see your posts anymore if you keep putting pubber in them >:]
>>121677650
ok pubber
>>121676897
It just feels good to use unlocks. Double Donks for days.
I really don't like those "follow behind" cosmetics.
Also post for late night judging.
True, but stock is just as viable as unlocks which is the point I was making.
ok pubber
>>121678017
what's a "follow behind" cosmetic
>>121678017
please tell me should i save up money for a cloudy moon veil // belt and 2011 skull combo ?
>TFW stylemaster already judged all my loadouts
I got duplicate halloween items twice now from contracts why aren't they tradeable
how much does rank on tf2playerrankings mean
>>121678089
he probably means like the robro and stuff
>>121678251
Barely anything.
>>121678089
Like the sack cloth spook and quoth the raven. They seem pretty lazy to me, too, but I have a soft spot for Quoth.
>>121678017
*posts*
>>121678095
usually I'm against weather effects, especially on sniper, though that could look pretty cool
>>121678234
I don't think anything from the Halloween contracts are tradable
that's how it often is unless you uncrate
>>121678251
how much does strange kills counted mean
Even a baddie can get Hale's Own with enough persistence.
>>121678317
0/10
>>121678296
Let me correct myself: It means nothing.
>launch tf2 this morning
>ugc steel 6s medal
>launch tf2 this evening
>ugc steel 4s medal
woahi didn't even play on either teams
>>121678089
Balloonicorn. The robro. Half of the 2014 Halloween items.
>>121678095
The veil would probably look better than the space helmet, it's just a bad quality hat overall. The skull wouldn't look right either.
>>121678157
I hope you thought my posts to be valuable.
>>121678317
Marxman is such a silly cosmetic, but you painted it so at least it sort of matches the hair. I'd try to find something more artstyle if I was you.
>>121673814
>tfw i literally do have a soldier main gf
>we both play soldiers together on a 6s team
pretty cute stuff
tfw weeb bf to play tf2 with all always
>>121678408
how long does it usually take I have 4000 kills on a strange and I'm a baddie
>>121678527
okay rate this please and thank you
>>121678564
im a med main
only gf ill ever have is probably my hand
>>121678872
>that name/desc
shit
if you don't have headshot kills on your strange sniper then wtf are you doing ugh
>>121678951
that's a bad idea
>>121679021
why
>>121678914
don't objectify urself like that
>>121678527
>>121678095
So I bothered to loadout.tf this one. I really do like the look of this, and recommend painting the 2 a muted color like a grey or dark purple.
As for >>121678872 , it looks plain, but not bad.
![2ec[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/C2CBgD9.png "2ec[1].png")
>mfw i'm a waste of space and it will never change
>>121679061
it is family
i literally watch while black or muscular rocket jump guys have the fun
>>121679109
Oh man that's sick, it's just a shame that the cloudy moon variants of either are like $1000, secretly i might save for them though
>>121679129
no this is /vg/ and not /int/
>>121679051
1. if you have a lot more total kills than headshots you look like a bad bodyshotter
2. always going for headshots trying to bring the count up instead of playing it smart and going for an easy bodyshot on a class like a scout or medic
>>121679153
some girls jsut want support in their lives and thats where you come in
>>121678017
i need a shower tf2g
should i go take one
>>121679546
I remember your medic from a thread or two ago, and I remember liking it. I also like the casual Engineer and the simple sniper. The pyro and demo aren't great, and the rest are just alright.
>>121679752
go for it
>>121678414
but they say it might be used for lobby balancing
>>121679752
are you stinky
x__X
>>121679781
i dont want to right now
>>121679812
i smelled my armpits thinking i would stink but i dont smell that bad
>>121679546
med looks like a crappy action movie villain
i like it
>someone with a gold pan joins the server
>demoknights
>headshot him and take his pan
>he joins my team
>votes me off
I DID NOT PAY THREE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS
stay safe /tf2g/
>>121679759
>>121679871
I was expecting you, Mr. Bond.Tf2g bond would fit here as a Spy or something.
>>121679882
http://a.uguu.se/wejqsg.mp3
i will try
>>121679882
Why did you get votekicked? What did he tell your team?
>>121679882
looks like he was pretty sour about it
dont try
do it
>>121680021
>>he joins my team
The vote was for idle though, he didn't say anything.
i want to hurt myself
do me
>>121679982
Laughed my ass off, thanks.
>>121679196
what if play regardless of the headshot counter and naturally get more headshots than bodyshots
>>121679882
>votekicking
Reminds me of something that happened to me yesterday
>guy is raging in chat about how useless his team is
>on a valve server
>tell him to calm down
>he starts raging directly at me
>someone on blu also starts spamming at me in chat
>guess they were fuckbuddies or something
>say nothing
>just play
>get voted off
>I was top scoring
I honestly forgot how awful servers tend to get during the weekend. Now bored kids are just everywhere.
im bored
>engineer runs at me on a pub
>pulls out his capper
>aims badly
>spread of lazer beams over my screen
>fps go from 200 to 2
p l e a s e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tcNvmavSH4
lol
there are people in this general RIGHT NOW who trade ~~unironically~~ for profit
mfw i cry
