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Is ink resistance now useless? Everyone just stacks run speed instead.
Sex with !
Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Dogs > Cats
Slides > Coasters
Hot dogs > Marshmallows
Planes > Cars
Decepticons > Autobots
Pirates > Ninjas
>>121628187
Callie!
katsuie is a joke
Cute squidboy is dripping all over like an Underpass tree after an intense tug 'n pull game of Ranked.
>>121627993
I like it for chargin'.
>>121628326
>losing to kc
>on Rainmaker
Joke indeed.
Anyone up for some calamari?
Vote!
http://strawpoll.me/5944032
i want to eat callie's clam!
>>121628623
honestly i'd only do it if she asked
>>121628326
-cloudy
>>121628447
-key
>>121628179
>>121628147
>>121628179
Tons of comp players still run that skill. Nobody uses anything but the red hi-tops because of its swim speed bias, but they do use it.
>>121628495
it just honestly mystifies me how artists can make so much cute stuff and every once in a while just churn out shit like that.
>>121628617
Inital polls I did when the game was first out showed /ink/ was 75% american, 20% euro and 5% other
post your mains
>letting Nintendome win a tourney
you had ONE JOB mcu
ONE FUCKING JOB
REMINDER THAT NINTENDOME WON MESSTIVAL 2 BECAUSE MCU LOST TO KOOPA CLAN
FUCK THE SLOSHER
god damn it.
fucks me up every time. stupid fucking shit.
>>121629029
ok
>>121629072
>>121629076
fuuuuuuuuck
oooooooooff
>>121629197
mah man!
>>121629029
>>121629494
hi luar :P
>>121629213
-scarth
Hey hey, new squid jump high score! 37251
>>121629029
I'd say these two, though I don't know anymore since I'm not playing regularly.
>>121629029
Splash-o-Matic too
>>121629072
I'm content in knowing that we have a better winrate than them and we regularly beat them in squad matchmaking, even when it's an assortment of /ink/ players against their full teams, pic related
>>121629645
Not me
>>121629920
Whatever man, you still lost to kc out of all teams on your "best mode". That shit was embarrassing.
>>121629920
>SND
that was basically a 3vs4 though
>>121628936
>implying that isn't cute
>>121630121
we had fat so it was more like a 3v3
MCU group picture ;^)
>>121630313
me on the left
Post the one gun or gun type you just can't sync with.
>>121630078
I know, that's why we're getting first tomorrow
>>121630121
That's one example, I don't bother to go collect every stream VOD and record every match anymore because of how frequently /ink/ squads get matched against streamers and other S/S+ players now
>>121630313
Thanks senpai
>>121629920
>beating them in squads is the same as in a tournament setting
I thought you said this will be an easy win scarth
>>121630505
>I know, that's why we're getting first tomorrow
not him but i'm screenshoting this just to post it on the thread once you lose
Bum_Nugglersquad, 2/4
>>121630484
fucking brushes
>>121629029
Sure.
>>121630313
>>121630698
>>121630505
Nice one, scarth
>>121630741
added
>>121630776
Try the octobrush. Easiest weapon in the game to use.
>>121630741
sent an invite
>>121630505
>Twitch never notified me you ever went live
I'm heckling the sour center out of you if you lose to more escargots tomorrow, kiwiboy.
>>121629213
sorry i can't seem to hear you all the way at the top
>>121631283
I don't think they're playing tomorrow, so we'll just have to beat them into the ground in squad matchmaking and in the next tournament we're both in.
>>121630545
;)
Just fuck my gear up, Spyke.
>>121633179
I swear I got the exact same shit when I was re-rolling both the Traditional Heaband and Legendary Cap.
Fuck Special Duration Up honestly.
Ghost king on day one
I did it for her, guys
i'm glad the dynamo doesn't have a kraken, else that squad would've had four
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>121634378
We're gonna lose anyways. Even if you didn't drop a single match against Zombies, it won't mean shit if most of your matches were dittos.
wooo i didn't suck in a game
>styled on by a B-
gonna kill myself
>>121634471
I want to make Callie cum from her tentacles.
>>121635332
hey i was really proud of that
gotta run for a few minutes, ggs if i don't make it back
3/4 Ice/Chris/BumNuggler
>>121634378
With luck, she'll reward me by stomping on my crotch.
>>121635692
He c.ucked you
>>121635337
i champion you to give it your all.
>>121634564
I haven't had a single mirror luckily.
That said, it's half midnight and I've only just hit Champion. I'm throwing my hat in, this is going to be the first splatfest I don't finish. I haven't even unlocked all of the slots on my shirt.
Normally I'd stay up, but I've gotta be places in the morning.
>>121634564
I had a lot of dittos, but even though some of my matches wont count towards the final score I don't think that gives us a major disatvantage
Comp Splatoon is a thing? Man, I played comp TF2 and I thought -that- lacked a scene. I can only imagine.
>>121637167
It's a complete joke.
Any lobbies available??
>>121637167
It's mostly smash 4 rejects trying to make an e-sport out of it
>>121637543
where do i watch it so i can laugh
THE B RANK HERO FINISHING IN 10 SECONDS
>>121637543
What about the million-dollar Jap tourney that was announced months ago?
>>121638301
That's Turf War only, and I think anon was talking about the west.
>>121634378
Made it to ghost champion in my first session with the carbon roller.
Will finish later
>>121638301
>>121638589
I was talking about as a whole, but it doesnt surprise me that a new esport is only seeing action in the east.
>>121635337
>>121638753
Western scene is a joke, eastern scene is significantly better. There is room for growth in both scenes, but the eastern scene is stable presently while the western scene is the same handful of teams consistently placing in the top 3.
>>121638752
>>121638301
It's still ongoing. They are picking one winner for every major Tokyo districts, it looks like.
>>121638301
Isn't it a million yen?
>>121639624
$~1000000 USD across the two games, which are Splatoon and P&D.
>>121639827
Huh the event is much bigger than I thought.
any squad or lobby open?
>>121639131
Yeah, sounds stale more than anything. Oughta consider a draft layout splitting up the big wigs as captains.
>>121640461
Im going to make one
Id Sendarum
>>121640615
sent
>>121640505
>3d
>>121640932
Ready, there are 2 more spot if anyone want to join
>>121640615
added
>>121640615
Im going to add too.
>>121641216
>>121641092
>>121640932
We are ready to go
>>121641074
shit, im guessing that thats 4 already. ive added too anyway
>>121641452
Ok you can join if anyone need to go
Anyone want to squad until rotation for a bit?jaimerussels
>>121641574
sounds good
>>121640505
i want to lick her vagina
how do we keep winninggggg
GG other /ink/ squad
was that an ink vs ink
Hahahahaha fuck off tim
Well that was... interesting
>0 kills
gg bum squad
>>121642429
Oh god. not again
>>121642429
yup
>organized splatoon teams
that said, any squids wanna squad?
>>121642614
sure. id:dezly-chan
how many in a row have we won lol
>14 kill
well thats better ggs again guys
>>121642709
adding, ready to add others if anyone interested
fuck off tim ;_;
>>121640505
cute octopus!
>>121642614
Count me in. Nnid??
>>121643294
In our defence the last one went a lot better
why are they so perfect for each other?
>>121640505
Anyone else think the hair is too big? I feel like its not....but I feel like it is....
>>121642614
I'll join if I make it in time.
I've been playing Splatoon for 13 hours
AMA
>>121643517
humans just don't have huge melon heads to fill out the hairdo like octolings have
>>121643805hi tim
>>121643372
>>121643657
okay, add smokio
>>121643805
ghosts or zombies
>>121644002
>tim_
>playing
Savescumming 18 hours a day isn't playing
>>121643805
My guess isiamusorry
>>121644002
>>121643468
the world may never know
>>121643805
have you lost to koopa clan today?
>>121644156
Added
>>121644274
>>121644373
>>121644235
>>121644180
zombies
>>121644002
I'll give you all a hint, I'm in this post
>>121644274
>>121629920
>the other team is all spaghettis
i can tell why you lost
>>121644156
Added.
>>121644505
never fails to get a laugh out of me
>>121644674
I find this one funnier
smokio house is ready
I hope I will not be shit today
what's rollscumming
>>121645035
Scumrolling
>>121645035
Rolls cumming
>>121645035
Peeing on spyke
never forget
>>121645035
you scum rolls
GGs Tim squad, I was hoping this illness would take care of itself but it's getting to the point where I can't enjoy videogames anymore.
>>121645858
gg's was fun
Its my imagination or we start pretty good only to let us open at the end?
>>121645858
GGs Bum, 3/4 if anyone else wants to play before rotation hits.
>trying to roll a cold blooded item for a useful offbrand triple
ffs when is there going to be a neutral CB item that's not fucking ugly
ggs guysa-at least we won 3 matches
>>121646248
>try to roll a CB shirt for def/sp up/sp saver/run speed/swim speed
>get ink saver main and dmg up offbrand
>>121646910
GG rainy
There is one spot open in my lobby
Id Sendarum
>>121646017
nope. noticed it too. It's like the other teams were holding back until the 1 minute warning went off
Lost one game against zombies, they were all shit. A lot of mirror matches though
>>121646993
Yeah that was pretty sad
Hey guys we are wining.. hey guys were its the rainmaker?
You have lost
Hold on to your tentacles...
smoke squad met a bitter end that day
hosting again shortly
GG's squad, don't think we lost once.
>>121646910
rainy you fucking suck just go and kill yourself
Hosting again
Id Sendarum
>>121646910
GG rainy
i don't think we lost a game in like 2 hours...good job tim squad
>Ah! That's only a stuffed toy, Ika-chan
>Manmimin!
>nom nom
>>121647426
at least I feel a little better that our horrible defeat was at the hands of fellow /ink/ fucks
>>121647420
nvm hehe
>>121647375
proof that the key to winning your games is to just have a B- player
>>121647503
And Tim no less.
Daily reminder that SZ Rig is the worst map.
>>121647736
while it is pretty awful, there's also sz towers...
That tri got memed hard.
the house of smoke has entered a celestial tide
>>121647852
Good job, nzap squad
>>121647842
>>121647852
>>121647907
the house of smoke has had their memes outmeme'd
>>121647820
SZ has two zones which makes it harder to camp unlike on rig. Moray Towers is actually a good map honestly
>>121647031
I had more ghost v ghost matches than ghost v zombie matches.
>>121648220
heavy deco actually makes SZ towers bearable
the house of smoke is meme'ing in grey today
also it is time to drink
REMOVE THE BUBBLER
>>121648721
I thought I was ika.
>>121648220
>the long corridors are a pain in the ass to paint in turf
>eliter scum can easily lock down a splat zone, making the match a game of specials
>the walls make tower control a very awkward affair
The only mode that it's good with is rainmaker.
>>121648804
they just need to nerfed it, istead of having a time duration, a damage duration would be better
/ink/, I just got level 10. Anyone up for some splat? nnid: Pollyanner
>>121648902
I am Japanese people
>>121648971
Squadding with you wouldn't be very fun since we'd get crushed by the S+ japs...
>>121648971
are you a true new squib, or is this a side account?
Was that DC just me?
>>121649149
I got a wiiu a couple days ago, so new squib.
>>121648971
taking a break right now but i'd be down in like 30-1 hour
>>121649268
welcome
>>121649221
Yep
>>121649454
If it happens again I'll just stop.
Sorry for asking to be spoonfed, but how do you guys think the patch changed the meta/balance? Do you think it was mostly just minimal stuff that doesnt really change something viability or do you think it made some weapons go from viable to trash/vice versa?
>constantly be at the front of the group in mackerl with splating
>despite two teammates usually being in the open area behind an enemy ALWAYS sneaks up from behind and gets me
>teammates don't notice him til he walks right in front of them
>>121649380
thanks boi.
>>121649368
alright cool. add me whenever my man
Also a general question: how come ink hates squidboards?
>>121649618
pure and shiny gear
>>121649618
because they disrespected hank
I should have been playing ranked battles weeks ago! I've been making money hand over fist!
>tonnes of new squibs
>>121649802
it's all i've played since i've hit level 10
>>121649268
have you played any ranked battles yourself yet?
i don't have anything against playing with lower ranked players (i'm on a horrible nosedive back down to B+ myself), i just want you to get a feel for it for yourself without more experienced players kinda pushing you aside, y'know?
>>121649970
>tonnes
things are no longer as they seem in the house of smoke
maybe the wins will go up now that the memes have gone down
>>121650124
I haven't. I suppose I should probably do that first.
>>121650127
problem, senpai? tonnes is my favourite word :^ )
>>121650209
just play a few on your own so you get used to it. game modes are different than turf war.
i played with /ink/ when i was C- and it was fine. most people here don't care, but it's good to just familiarize yourself with the game modes first.
>>121650209
i think it'll be more helpful that way. i'll shoot you a fr in a few minutes, though.
Any open squads?
>>121650209
Make sure you hit the rules button so you'll know what you're doing, a lot of people miss that.
>>121650039
I wish I'd done that, I'd probably have all the clothes by now.
>>121650194
Yeah... No
>playing with bumlagniggler
you laggy nigger I told you to stay offline.
>>121650302
thanks for the hot tips friend
>>121650339
sweet thank you
>>121650413
yeah i read it already. it's a miracle I can read anything on my foot tall tv lol
>>121649618
clanfags,"MLG PRO advance techniques",list of people who have pure and rare gear
>>121649618
Cause they use autistic codes for simple shit. Hank......from Nintendome made a thread on how to hold the wii-u tablet and those comments made me wonder about the future of humanity.
Agh I guess I'm done.
Was fun while it lasted.
>>121650817
>>121650878
I signed up back in early september and I saw was kids that were cracking jokes and fat girls. Has it really changed all that much?
>>121649618
http://squidboards.com/threads/techs-and-terminology.12266/
http://squidboards.com/threads/peeking-techniques-why-saltspray-is-unsuitable-for-competitive-play.9150
It's important to note that these threads and most of the people posting in them are not doing it satirically.
Im curious /ink/, post your favorite fanart/artwork/concept art.
>>121650878
does it involve epic techniques like "right arm cancels" and "left index finger buffers"
>>121649597
There's more weapon variety in ranked, which is good.
>>121650878
have you handcam'd yet today? don't forget!
>>121650964
Ggs tho
>>121651021
this will never not be awesome
house of smoke 3/4
addsmokio
>>121651264
ingame they'd be both splatted at that point because lag would make them magically hit each other
>>121651021
>>121651021
>>121651336
Sent a friend request
>>121651021
>>121650817
>list of people who have pure and rare gear
SND and other clanfags send me FR just to get my off-brand triples
>>121651021
I don't know why but I really like this one, I don't even use the range blaster
>>121651459
added 3 people (you included probably)
2/4 now so more breathing room you squids
>>121651336
sent
>>121651646
Probably that face.
>>121651012
Silence, peasant.
>>121651021
>>121651637
i don't think they even ask people permission before posting their nnids and what gear they have. iirc, you have to ask to be removed? but how would you even know if you don't use the site...
it looks like smokios lobby is full
Anyone want to join my lobby?
Id Sendarum
>>121651012
Havent been here in a while, what happened with toufool?
>>121651021
>>121651896
i guess if you see lots of clanfags adding you, you realize they found you from that list
>>121651825
>broken arm
>>121651912
i will if it's not full by the time i scoot on over
>>121651021
I really like the rough sketches section of the art book, but my splatoon folder is over 1700 images not including lewds, I can't pick a favorite.
>>121651748
Yea, I like the way the light is really harsh too and most of her is in shade
I like this one too but I still can't tell if it's meant to be lewd or not, I dont think it is though.
>>121652058
there are still two spot left
>>121651021
This has been my background for ages now
