Old Thread: >>121000347
Supah Meido, Supah Services Edition
>SK2 now released in all regions!
http://www.hanzonationalacademy.com/sk2/
http://www.amazon.com/Senran-Kagura-Deep-Crimson-Double-Nintendo/dp/B00UJ9LSB2
http://www.gamestop.com/nintendo-3ds/games/senran-kagura-2-deep-crimson/120812
>Senran Kagura Estival Versus coming to the west this winter!
http://thevitalounge.net/2015/06/05/senran-kagura-estival-versus-coming-to-north-america-this-winter/
http://estivalversus.com/projects/estival-versus-pre-order/
>SENRAN KAGURA DOWNLOADS –Added SV GH Text, updated 9/21/15--
http://pastebin.com/mRPvt4wM
>NEW WAVE GUIDE AND LINKS
>How to play New Wave
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Edit's Guide to Mobacoins
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>New Wave Cards
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
>Senran Kagura New Wave Card Archive (Updated 9/20/15)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/epxoxrz1zt6ek8z/New_Wave_Cards_%289-20-2015%29.7z
>Senran Kagura New Wave Official Visual Collection
http://exhentai.org/g/698501/7060fbe05f/
>OTHER LINKS
>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/BasedTakaki
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>SV PSN info
http://pastebin.com/4EwhVd1N
>Info Chart
http://pastebin.com/pZTscNab79
>OP Logo Master Image
http://i.imgur.com/YbLPokQ.jpg
Senrans in gym clothes? I need something to masturbate to.
Now back to bed with me.
>>121131245
Night night bedbug
>>121131061
I love Hikage! Every thread!
>>121131061
>>121132156
Hikage needs a bit of help there
>>121131061
I love Yumi and Ikaruga!
>>121131061
Ryoubi is CUTE
GOOD MORNING, /skg/!
>>121132883
https://youtu.be/RxJ9X9_hn9A
>>121133796
Fuck this morning. I'm sick and I have to work in 5 hours and I can't sleep but worst of all you post a picture of Mirai and now I can't get the image of dork out of my brain.
>>121134423
You must have a crush on this dork or something if you can't stop thinking about her.
I wish there were more loli and modestly chest sized characters
>>121134635
I don't have a crush on her. Don't bully me right now, I don't feel good.
>>121134756
Minori may be a g cup but in reality they're like the size of baseballs
>>121134794
I think you need a warm, delicious bowl of stew to help you feel better!
>>121135140
Mirai is a good chef!
It's no wonder her friends overwork her and treat her like shit!
>>121134756
The ones we have are great and really cute, so I think it's fine. Quality over quantity.
>>121135965
he said loli not toddler you fucking sicko
>>121135990
does this 15 year old count as a loli?
>>121136060
I want to lick her feet.
>>121136060
what a cute pout
>>121136241
She's only a little girl, you sick fuck! I hope you end up in prison.
>>121136418
I want to commit a crime.
>>121136458
Lame! Crime is, like, totes evil 'n' stuff!
>>121136601
Well stop wearing outfits like that and making lewd poses!
>>121131245
what a couple of freeloaders
Shiki is a dork!
Her friend is much sexier!
>>121136458
>>121136827
>gotojail.png
Jesus christ, why is Valkyrie Drive so fucking lewd?
>>121136857
>going to jail for calling my wife sexy
what
>>121137283
I want to eat pancakes off her butt.
>>121137283
Your wife is not allowed to marry yet because of developmental disorders!
She is not above the influence yet!
>>121137405
Minori has brain problems!
>>121137405
That's discrimination anon!
Besides, you can't deny our wedding photos!
>>121137503
Mentally stuck as nine years old!
She will never be legal!
Never ever!
>>121137558
How much candy did you have to give her to get her to cry tears of joy like that?
>>121137558
Bribing Minori with candy!
Commiting a crime!
You sick fuck!
>>121137751
only one, a very special Ring Pop
>>121137558
Anon no, don't make me feel!
I love big sis!
>>121137850
Giving Minori an expensive ring!
Her child brain thinks it's a ring pop!
She sucks on it and chokes!
Anon is arrested for child murder and having an illegal relationship with an underaged girl!
>>121137976
Yagyuu made me dress up like Hibari and then forced herself on me.
okay you guys are jerks I'm out
don't keep up
>>121138180
Haha, good one, lil bro. You're so funny.
>>121138305
It's not a joke! I'm really scared you'll do it again.
>>121138369
OK, we get it. That's enough now.
>>121138221
Don't go, Minoribro!
>>121138479
O-okay, I love you big sis please don't be mad.
>>121138305
Only lives for Hibari!
Only exists as a character for Hibari!
She is rude to people and adds little to the team!
I moderately dislike Yagyuu!
>>121138221I'm sorry, anon. I did not mean to hurt your feelings.
>had a dream where Haruka was walking close behind me
>sometimes got closer and poked me in my ribs
>until she finally pulled me into a hug from behind
Haha sloot leave me alone.
I love you Horo!
>>121139915
Are you a bad enough dude to try and grope Horo?
>>121140162
I'm a bad enough dude to go up to her and stutter while I look at my feet. I'll probably end crying and running away.
>>121139915
Horo is gross!
I bet you'd get a weird infection if you touched her!
>>121139562
>Haha sloot leave me alone.
You can tell us that, but you can't tell your brain what it wants
>>121140162
Nah. I'm even badder. I'd hold her hands.
>>121141072
She's already poisoned my heart with love. What're a few germs gonna do?
Also, rude.
>>121139915
What a lethal cutie
>>121141196
I know what I want. I want another dream like the Hanzo train ride that I had a few months ago. Not another Haruka dream.
>>121141904
Your brain doesn't really seem to think so
>>121141238
Truly, you are quite the badass.
>>121142242
Fuck my brain then.
>>121142269
O-oh gosh
I want to be Souji!I overslept.
>>121142972
Unforgivable!Not really because I overslept as well.
>>121142972
Would the real Souji oversleep like that?
>>121143082
The real Souji wouldn't be able to because my dick would be in her mouth.
>>121142972I think I actually underslept if that makes any sense.
>"Our breasts have made boobs of us all." - Asuka
Could this be the single best line of dialogue spoken in the entire Senran Kagura franchise?
>>121143480
I prefer this one.
>>121143597
Language young lady!
>>121143597
did anyone save that image
>I sacrifice myself for the will of evil!
>yeah I'm going to need you to sacrifice yourself for the will of evil now.
>...
>>121143715
I'm going to fuck twins and no one can stop me!
>>121143697
>>121143597
Homuhomu's swearing only makes me love her more. Foul-mouthed young girls are my fetish.
>>121144443
FUCK ASS
>>121143715
To be fair, they only had a problem with being sacrificed to summon Orochi. All five of them were completely willing to commit suicide if ordered to before they learned that Dougen didn't really give a shit about Hebijo and was just interested in summoning youma for his own personal gain. Jasmine apparently says in EV that there is a timeline where they actually did kill themselves after losing to the Hanzou girls.
>>121144619
>. Jasmine apparently says in EV that there is a timeline where they actually did kill themselves after losing to the Hanzou girls.
LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
>>121145173
Suck my cock dude.
>>121145173
Are you okay, Anon? Is something wrong?
>>121145401
I'm hungry.
>>121145962
Oh, you should have just said so. I'll whip something up for you.
>>121146354
What the fuck is that? Hardboiled eggs and onion rings over ketchup and barbecue sauce?
>>121146532
Don't make fun of the Senrans' cooking. They try their best.
>>121146354
>will never eat big sis's cooking
>>121146824
No it looks like garbage, I would really like an explanation as to what edible products are involved in it's creation.
>>121146824
I hate your cooking, Haruka!
>everyone keeps calling Yaggie big sis
>Immie is true big sis but gets ignored
I still like you Immie.
>>121147103
I love big sis Imu!
>>121147103
Haruka is a big sis too!
>>121147436
Geez, imagine having her as your older sister.
>>121147103
If she's my big sis is Murasaki my little sis?
Late since I went to bed and the last thread was slow at reaching the limit
I love Ikaruga!
>>121147436
Old bat*
>>121147436
Haruka is mom tier already.
>>121147028
You think this is weird? You should see what the Final Fantasy XIV cafe had to offer.
>>121147103
>>121147436
So many big sisses. Lucky lil anon.
>>121147643
Ikaruga is bland! Plain! Generic! Visually uninteresting!
>>121148110
I'm glad that you think that anon because I don't at all and will continue to love her unconditionally!
>>121147103
We all have our own big sis, you keep to yours and I will mine!
>>121148320
Well, if she dressed like this, I'd think she looks cool.
>>121148631
I'd totally summon demons with Ikaruga
>>121148631
Senrans with alternative outfits when
I'd like that idea. They could keep their default shinobi outfits but can have an alternate one. Katsu desperately would need one
>>121148905
Using a Demon Summoning Program to summon Senrans!
>>121149338
>Summon demon senrans
>Their sexual appetite and desire to breed is even stronger than that of a regular senran
>>121149338
Wiping out both Good and Evil Shinobi sides and establishing a Neutral rule where we fight only the Yoma!
>>121149729
Reminder that Hikage is part-demon! The result of a manMiyabi's dadhaving sex with a youma!
>>121149946
What if I want to be a cannibalistic yoma instead?
>>121150282
>this the face of a cold blooded killer
>>121149946
I just want to fuse a Mirai and level her up until she learns Riot Gun and High Gun Pleroma. Then I'll be unstoppable! At least until we run into something that reflects gun attacks. Then, we're going to die.
>>121149946
You know how that'll end.Both sides dead, friends killed, delaying the war for the next generation
>>121150472
I guess that's the Chaos route
>>121150508
>not fusing a Ryoubi with Gun Pieroma, High Gun Pieroma, Riot Gun and Gun pierce
>>121150539
I want to say all the girls would come out fine, but I could definitely see some drifting to the law or chaos side and having to off them.
>>121150695
Doesn't Ryoubi only have a bolt-action rifle? That's not enough firepower to take on a demon. I think I'll stick with Mirai's huge machine guns.
>>121150943
And then, there's the White.
Which senran would fall into despair, anyways?
>>121151183
Possibly Murasaki? One of the sidequests would be pulling her from the brink.
>>121151148
Yeah, a bolt action rifle that shoots like a shotgun and then we have whatever that thing is that Ryoubi uses in level 3 ninpo.
For new thread:
What happens when a P r e t t y J a p a n e s e N i n j a has to tutor her hubby?
http://pastebin.com/zAcPFKHe
Previous Shiki:
Pocky Game: http://pastebin.com/pgK0atSt
Lewd http://pastebin.com/uLy3zyME
>>121151828
Anoncchi has a crush on Shiki!
>>121151431
What if it'sRin?]/spoiler]
What if she finds out Shin is nothing compared to, say, Lucifer or even God?
>>121130897
Is there any chance of the New Wave archive being updated again? I downloaded it a while ago and it was so neatly put together it made me too lazy to manually save new cards ever again.
>>121151183
Maybe Yagyuu after being attacked by Hibari for opposing His will and having to kill her in self-defense. She wouldn't be able to permit a world that would take both Nozomi and Hibari from her to continue existing and would decide to break the endless cycle of suffering and despair!
>>121147046
>>121152110
Don't tell everyone!I'm going a bit batty.
>>121153371
Is Renka okay?
>>121153550
-pulls camera away-
Don't worry, your secret is safe with us and totally not broadcast all over.
>>121152189
That'd be...really sad.
Sleepy day
>Page 8
>>121155346
Wake up, old lady!
Ikaruga flirtatiously scolding me for staring at her cleavage on our date!
>>121155346
HEY HARUKA, DON'T WAKE UP
>>121153371
>>121156827
Yes Asuka? Did you need something?
>>121156669
>>121157495
Why have I never seen any art of these two together?
I want lovey dovey art of Hanzo and Sayuri! Maybe just gently cuddling, Sayuri resting her head on Hanzo's shoulder.
>>121157945
couples usually go one of two ways when they get old;
they stay in love forever and it's cute as hell until one of them dies, or they realize they fucking hate eachother but they're in too deep to start over
this is a case of the latter
>>121158283
Hanzo probably still loves her, but being terrified of your wife is natural when she can kill you with a smoking pipe.
>>121142618
So what track event is this even based off of?
Does anyone have the picture of the Crimson girls with all their dishes cooked? The one where Mirai has a fish head as her dish! I've been looking it for it for at least 3 days, and found nothing! I really want to see it for a good laugh.
>>121159405
Nothing. Hikage just likes catching panties with mouth.
Impregnating Ryoubi and watching her cry tears of joy because her chest grew by 5 millimeters!
>>121159405
Bread race I think it was
>>121159524
I want it too. I want to laugh at Haruka's terrible cooking.
>>121159405
A poll that you know who unfortunately wonCan we have a Yomi treatment and just remove Yumi from polls?
>>121159524
>>121159849
For laughs, huh? I'm suspicious of your motivations.
>>121159524
>laughing at Mirai's nordic-inspired recipees
you're the kind of person that would make her run away from home and pot to shoot up her school
>>121158283
Lets be fair, the devs probably didn't even think about having Hanzo and Sayuri interact.
I wonder what kind of dish Yomi decided to make.
>>121160152
>>121159981
N-no please don't understand! I love all the senrans, I seriously just want to see the image because I'm going crazy trying to find it. I'm starting to think that it doesn't exist, and I dreamed it up. I just want someone to save me from this curse! W-will you be my hero anon?
>>121160404
I want Yomi to make that face when I cover it with creamy white sprouts.
>>121160680
I'll think about it.
Mirai likes to go all-out with everything she does, so she prepares food with a flamethrower. Go big or go home.
>>121160404
It looks good. I want her to feed it to me.
Please remember that Haruka's cooking is not safe for human consumption.
>>121161714
I want to laugh at her cooking and spit on it.
I think this is the picture Anon was looking for.
>>121161714
I'm sure it tastes fine! Pesto looks like green sludge until you eat it and find it's delicious!
This picture describes why I love Homura so much!
Note that Homura eats with six chopsticks.
>>121162402
I want to eat Hikage's delicious cooking!
>>121162402
So the only good cooks are Homura and Yomi?
>>121162759
I don't think Hikage made any food...
I'm finally getting around to playing through SK2 and I don't really like it, maybe I shouldn't have played EV first
>>121162759
>Anon! You complained the other day about me not putting effort into presenting my food!
>I said I didn't get it, it is taste that matters, since you were going to eat it all anyway, why did how it looks matter?
>So today I tried making it look nice and you scarfed it all down without even looking!
>So what I said in the first place was true!
>>121163036
Haruka steals the picture.
>>121163101
What, you wouldn't be willing to eat Mirai's cooking?
>>121163110
It plays just differently enough from the previous games to throw you off and the camera does take some getting used to
>>121163368
it was tasty and looked good you fucking baka do you need me to write a god damn dissertation everytime you cook to highlight this for you you dumb retard
>>121162759
I hate to be that guy, but snakes don't actually cook food. Hikage just swallows small animals whole. It's quite impressive.
>>121163601
Ryouna is a good girl.
A GOOD GIRL!
>>121162256
>Checking Asuka out
She's got good taste
>>121163885
Good and shakin' them big ol' titties!
>>121163650
It still kinda has some of the same problems I had with burst. Also damage received is way too high for a game where the player character doesn't really flinch or get knocked back all that much. I feel like if you're not constantly paying attention to your health you're dying but it doesn't really feel challenging or anything like that
>>121163856
HIKAGE IS NOT A SNAKE
SHE IS A GIRL THAT COOKS FOOD
>>121164436
Aw, isn't that cute? Hikage is such an impressionable little snake that she thinks she's people. What a silly snek.
>>121163805
>If you can't stop and think for one second and thank someone who cares about you and who has put a lot of effort into something...
>Then maybe you don't deserve that person!
>Did you even notice I had tried to make it look nice for you?
>Would a thank you have hurt? Maybe a hug? Or an I love you?
>>121163441
I don't think I could eat a fish head. The eyes man. The EYES.
>>121164753
QUICK! PUT HER DOWN SHE'S DEVELOPING EMOTIONS
>>121164753
You dumb idiot with no emotions do I have to spell everything out for you? If I actually stopped and thought every single god damn time you did something great and loved you it would just get tired and annoying! Eventually it would stop meaning anything and only be done to convince myself I still love your stupid mug! Lovey dovey relationships never work out, you'll have to learn the hard way that the truest love is casual and unspoken! I love your cooking and I love you and I'm never going to stop and think to convince myself of that!
Fucking baka! I'm going to kiss you!
>>121165373
NOW WHAT?!
>>121165516
Fuck her in gently.
WHY IS SKG SO LEWD RIGHT NOW
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>121165373
Man, that's the second one this week! Maybe this whole batch is defective. Attention shoppers! There is a mandatory recall on all customers who purchased a Hikage.2 please stop by for your complementary Hikage.1, we are sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you
>>121165612
>>121165327
>I went through all the trouble of cooking you a nice meal, and you're not even going to try it? Th-this is because my boobs aren't big enough, isn't it?
>>121165706
I am thinking of the children!
I'm thinking about how much I want to slide my dick between her boobs!
>>121165475
>I'm not asking for the world Anon.
>I know you care for me...
>It is not like I asked you to thank me after every bite.
>An acknowledgement at the start of the meal would have been nice...
>I have never tried to make something look nice before...
>It was something new for me...
>And you didn't say a thing...
>I don't like this feeling, it isn't nice.
>>121165835
I see a smile there. Hikage is enjoying this.
EV needs to drop quick. Can't wait anymore.
>>121160404
I heard that her choice of ingrediants is very odd, but the dishes come out tasty.
>>121163110
I get the impression that SK2 isn't quite like the Vita games or the previous 3ds games.
>>121164206
You must be new to beat'em ups
>>121166067okey next time I'll compliment it and the chef
>>121166068
馬鹿!
Good morning
>>121166891
it's 3:50pm.
>>121165889
Yes...that's exactly why...I'm sorry, but I don't like you. The only reason I'm here is because Haruka told me to have dinner with you. She wanted me to meet her friends, and tell you guys individually that we're married, and....expecting...
>>121165889
...
[x]Eat fish head
>>121165889
...but I'm already eating the fishhead
Did you have this speech prepared before I even started eating because you just assumed I wouldn't like it?Mirai stop being like this, please have more confidence in yourself.
>>121167657
>>121166891
Bedbug <3
>>121166104
Shiki what are you doing?
Fighting an uphill battle trying to get your lovely girlfriend to believe in herself!
>>121167657
[x]Eat the cat!
>chibi_hikage_snake_eating_mirai.png
>>121168284
Please do not eat the cat. Thank you.
>>121168419
>New fetish obtained!
Thanks /skg, I can always count on you to make me a much worse person than I already am.
>>121168419
That is not the cute jokey picture I was talking about!
That mean!
>>121168668
Oh, you meant THIS picture of Mirai being swallowed alive by a giant snake. Sorry, my mistake. Here you go.
STOP!
does anyone else read skg as squeegee
>>121169135
I thought that was Minori from the thumbnail and now I'm sad
>>121168810
Yes I meant that one!Of course I am saving the other one for future bullying! Also that ends _p2 implying there is more than one picture!
it's pretty slow today
is everyone in school or something?
>>121169629
The babbies are in school
>>121169383
You're right! There's a picture of Asuka being constricted by a snake and one of the same with Mirai, but I'm not going to give them to you if you're going to use them for bullying. It would be absolutely impossible for you to find them on your own, so please do not even try.
>>121169847
Found it!
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=51110571
>>121168221
if i got on all fours and let her ride on my back while hitting me with a riding crop, would it help her be more self-confident?
>>121170638
Youre only doing it to make me feel better! I could never actually force you to do it!
>>121168115
She's getting changed after work. Stop perving, nerd!
Haruka making you drink a potion that makes you shorter than her?!
>>121171707
B-but I'm already shorter than her!
>>121171707
The potion backfiring and making her even shorter than me so that I can rape her effortlessly!
>>121171707
This is why you're not supposed to ingest anything Haruka has touched.
>>121171927
Something is happening one way or another!
>>121171982
But it's already in your mouth and she's telling you to swallow it!
>>121172324
Then I spit it out!
Jeez /skg/!
It is deader than that fish Mirai was trying to cook in here!
>>121171707
What about a potion that makes herself just a few inches taller than you
>>121172431
This is how you end up in the rape dungeon and get whipped.
>>121173309
Why not both?
>>121169157
For me it's
>EssKayGee
>tfw sick and feel like shit on my day off
at least happyflatsare there to cheer me up
>>121174552
>happy flats
Your delirious Anon! Get help immediately!
>>121174751
No but seriously, in over a year I don't think I've ever seen /skg/ be this dead at this time of the day.
>>121175057
At this point, I don't even think Estival coming over will help either.
Blackmailed by Suzune Sensei!
>>121173572
That's too tall! She'll be relentless!
>>121175020
Nonsense, my waifu will cure me!
>>121174751
As long as there is a love for big and bouncy happy boobs /SKG/ will persist
>>121175208
We got slightly slower overall, but even just yesterday we were doing fine. Today everyone suddenly went and died.
>>121175269
You have caught in disease Anon!
There is no cure for it...
We are going to have to put you to sleep....
I'm sorry.
"Nobody's here, i-I guess it's okay for me to take off my mask..."
>>121175217
>That's too tall!
That's just right*
>>121175767
nonsense
hey by the way Hikage I bet you'd look really cute with a flat chest
>>121175820
Wow what a cute girl.
>>121175820
No don't everyone will see how beautiful you are!
>>121175541
Some people might have lives outside of /skg/
>>121175820
I think someone must have told her at some point "cute" means "ugly"!
So whenever someone says she is cute she actually think everyone is saying she is ugly.
>>121175820
Murakumo, you're so pretty! You're my favorite Senran!
