Post-Templarween Edition
Previously on spooky-/dag/: >>120685738
>Game of the Year Edition IS OUT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Qsvm_EtkA
>Patch 11 IS OUT!
Patch notes: http://blog.bioware.com/2015/10/05/9030/
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/P8EykPrd
>Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. All you need is an Origin account to get started.
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>Where is my Warden?
Recovering from a night of trick-or-treating with Shale
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help /dag/ I want to feel alive again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw0oOjZydZY
Friendly reminder that collages are back once more and here to stay :-)
CORYPHEUS IS MINE
Nostalgy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-whyOySteE
>How's it going, boss?
>it going, boss?
>boss?
>bas
>boss
>bas
KATERINA IS MY WAIFU
nth for cute
>tfw you're you
>>120944410
>png, 3.81 MB
>like one funny quote in the collage
>:-)
>>120944897Good job, anon.
>>120944668
That was the only DA:I trailer that actually made me excited for the game. When it already released, a fucking launch trailer.
Meredith did everything wrong.
>>120945051
Really? I thought it was one of the weakest trailers.
>>120944668
>Not even a year ago
>Nostalgy
>>120945051
I'm glad I didn't watched it back thenbecause I already launched the game and had no time- it's full of spoilers.
>>120945681
"Intruder" sounds more illegal than "Trespasser"
>>120945853
but trespassing is actually a crime...
>I'm a slut
- your waifu
>>120945347
Not really. When I think about it, that E3 trailer with Morri was noice too, so it's a tie.
But the rest didn't even come close for me, that's for sure.
>>120945853
I like it better than Trespasser.
>>120945681
¡Mata el Inquisitor!
>>120946127
True.
>>120946127Being both a Zevfag and a Isabelafag, I don't mind
nth for Shaperate
>>120947576
Blessed are the /dag/keepers, the champions of the dust.
Dwarven tits...
>>120948332
FINE DWARVEN TITS
Aveline is a SLUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INGisqVaiUE
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>Bethany's heaving chest
>>120950439
>Bethany will never cradle you against her chest and fuss at you for being foolish for rushing headfirst into battle and scaring her while healing your minor wounds
>>120951894
Literally why even live
>>120949774
Even the last ones leave....the is the end...
/dag/ will not lie motionless in a bed with coverlets up to its chin, waiting for death to claim it...
>>120955493
Dawn will cum...
>>120955916
Its like a dead body with a lot of farts built up in it.
Best staff
>get Kitty choker
>put it on Solas
>he now cannot die with a 75% chance of reviving at half hp
How is this balanced
>>120957545
Because it has no offensive stats
>>120957545
It's a canon.
IT NEVER GOES AWAY
I JUST SPENT 40 OF IT WTF
Is it just me or is this day taking forever?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vYBkxizxse
>>120958820
Wat
>>120958820
We shall meet again
>>120958991
Anon...
I thought Bioware reveals everything in the third game of every series but we still don't know shit
>>120947576
>tfw no pure shaperfu
>>120955916
I'm just waiting for it to die and say "NO" when it begs me to help it get up as it desperately holds on to the edge of the eternal 404 abyss.
>>120960562
I'd rather have a warrior caste gf so she can wield my axe.
>>120960463
>the ancient elves did this
Yeah I's rather not know at all t b h
>>120960463
>ME gets the origin of every species, 50,000 years of history and an ending to the trilogy
>we get elfshit and TO BE CONTINUED
>>120961056
We also get more games. I think that's a fair tradeoff
>>120961251
Too many
>>120961242
It's a free bioware game...
>>120961528
Anon...
>>120961589
just post your favorites...
>>120961639
But bioware is shit...
>>120961783
I hate them all ://
>>120961860
...
>>120961651
the thread has to look spotless for when I archive my lore samefagging :-)
I just defeated my first dragon. The High Dragon. I had lots of fun.
>>120962103
What was your party? I can never beat dragons when I have mages...
>>120962103
9 more...
>>120961983
It's probably some kind of Tumblr infiltration where they have their butter gremlin-kin come forth and shit the place up. It's fucking obnoxious, whatever the case.
>>120962207
Solas Dorian Cassandra and Rogue(me)
>>120961962
then post someone else's pretty character and claim it's yours...
>>120962103
Brace for disappointment fighting the others.
>>120961110
>>120961110
>http://i.imgur.com/QWethrw.png
very ded and slightly less ded
>>120962375
I like how he just simply looks like a well geared Bounty Hunter from the SW universe just how you would expect one without any overdesigned slutgear...
>>120963016
Why not give him some simplistic slutgear?
>>120963016
Buff boba/10 pretty good
last night I had a dream that there was a dragon age theme park and I won tickets but couldn't afford the airplane ticket
Dragon Age AU where Josephine is attractive.
>>120965764
I suddenly want to visit Antiva
I finally kicked Sera out of my inquisition. She even called me a bitch. I'm so glad. Vivienne is next.
>>120966872
You can't kick out Vivienne.
>>120962103
>killing an innocent, magnificent creature like that
You know what? Fuck you.
>>120966872
>>120967141
>seragh
>magnificent creature
Pick one.
>>120967173
>>120967382
Anon was talking about the dragon m8...
>>120966872
>implying Vivienne would give you the pleasure of letting you kick her out
>>120967382
>>120967525
I should go and get some sleep already...
>>120966872
Why so mean? Are you frightened by her ideas?
>>120967692
Is that Lara Croft?
>>120967692
I never had the intention of dealing with her drivel. As a proud elf her human sympathies will not be tolerated.
The next time I see her she will be slain and the tips of her ears sliced short. So that she may reflect the human she so fought for.
>>120966872
What androgynous meth freak is this? Also why doesn't it die?
>>120944410
So I just started DA II for the first time. I really like Merrill. Anything I should know?
>>120968593
Are you sure you aren't actually a pig
>>120968740
Rival romance so you can fix her
>>120968740
DA2 a shit and merill a shit
>>120968593
As an elf-fag, I'm disappointed. Such narrow-mindedness, no wonder you're completely pissed off by Sera.
>>120968740
Knight-Commander Meredith is right about everything, and she did nothing wrong.
>>120968915
Seriously? Is it a better end?
>>120968740
Press hearts, fix elven mirrors, cut wrists and dance naked under the moon.
>>120969275
Don't forget to howl, loudly.
>>120969681
Only at the full moon.
>>120968740
Don't be afraid of putting your companions in their place.
>>120970825
You mean stabbing Anders in the back?
>>120970998
best ending
>>120969072
Prioritizing your people is in no way narrow minded. Even Sera had certain priorities and that is why she didn't agree with I.
>>120970998
Yeah, fuck Anders.
Also, don't be afraid of giving Isabella to the Arishok and breaking every hope and dream of Merril's.
Alistair putting on twenty pounds and forgetting to shave...
>>120972530
Only twenty pounds...?
I'LL BE GOONE
IN A DAY
OR TWOOOOO
>>120974345
TAKE'TON ME!
At least daddy Gaider is enjoying his new, non-DA life.
Alix Wilton Regan was really working overtime in DA2. She voices so many minor NPCs.
Enchantment?
>>120976116
Seriously?I don't want to replay DA2...
>>120976372
The thing that I was most upset about in DAI, no word of a lie, was the complete lack of Sandal. How could you do this to me Bioware? HOW?
>>120976509
i heard his va was mocking him at a convention or something so maybe bioware temporarily retired the character.
>>120976456
Yeah. Just as an example, she voices not only Keran's sister Macha, but also the female templar you talk to in the Gallows that tells you about Wilmod in the same mission. She also voices Lilley and Lieutenant Harley, and I'm sure there's more.
>>120976675
god DAMN it
>>120976824
Holy shit, you're right. Thanks for info, m8.
>>120976675
>His VA
Big fucken deal, he said like 1 word over and over again
. . .
Ride never ends.
>>120980781
She looks like a friend of mine from high school. Why the ellipses?
>tfw banished all the wardens
BYE FELICIA
>>120982524
>Felicia
u wot m8
WAKE UP
>>120985729
CAN'T WAKE UP
why the fuck does that elf look like that
>>120986925
Which one..?
>>120987161
>having to ask
This just tugs at my heartstrings. And fuck Vivenne I'm not telling her about my Fade experience. Why couldn't Morrigan replace her ugh.
>>120989098
That's what he deserves, and worse.
There's a specific part of hell deserved for people like him.
>>120989098
Knowing Solas, he probably thinks that he's "alone" right now.
>>120986925
so anon gets attention
>tfw crushing the mage rebellion while taking a nap
>>120990324
>internalized magephobia
shaking my head to be honest, family
>>120990173
>disregarding other people's tastes
>>120990415
>>120990324
>>120990584
>supporting drug addicts
>supporting male prostitutes like Cullen
>>120990721
>slut shaming Templars
rude, desu
>>120990721
How much does it cost to rent Cullen for an hour?
>>120991427
>rent Cullen for an hour
>roleplay "sexy blood-mage induced erotic demon epidemic">jack off as he has a mental breakdown
A N D R A S T E
N
D
R
A
S
T
E
>>120991912
I want to be a servant of that bussy.
>>120992282
Only Andraste may have this bussy
>>120992365
I am here for you, my child...
>>120991912
>>120991912
>>120992365
>can't become another bride of the Maker
Andraste had a bunch of lovers, she probably doesn't mind sharing
>>120992672
back off of my waifu i already claimed her
>>120990429
k ;)
>all those andrastefags
>being mythalfriend and know shit
Feels good. Will be doubled feels good when DA4 come out.
>>120996070
>implying there's a difference between andraste and mythal
anon...
>>120996168
That's exactly what I'm talking about. Tho I'm starting to think she was her agent.
>>120996070
I'll be genociding all elves regardless
>>120996617
Sure thing, m8
what if in da4 you can only play as an elf?
In my first playthrough how do Irape dorian with my Qunari dick?
>>120997427
1)Don't be a woman
2)Bang Dorian
That's it
>>120997386
I will be pleased to see /dag/ reaction. Tho it's impossible.
>>120997427
In any obscure situation press hearts.
>>120997386
Everyone will buy it just to say how shit it is that they were forced to either marry Solas or rule as his left hand.
>>120997793
How can you be the left hand without left hand...
>>120997687
>In any obscure situation press hearts.
>see heart
>don't think it's actually appropriate to say in that situation
>press it anyway
>completely out of place but triggers a special scene anyway
Really?
Why do modders keep trying to do curls...
>>120998718
. . .
>>120999020
what the h*ck....
>>120999020
Razor wire ribbons.
>>120998318
Isn't it appropriate to say if quizzy wants to fuck him?
Why isn't your inquisitor a scene kid, /dag/?
>>121000262
Is that still a thing?
>>121000262
her hair is a helmet
>>121000262
Because I plan to assert my power over the world.
>>121000713
your inquisitor would actually benefit greatly from some bangs to be truthful family
>>121000713
oh, i get it
she's supposed to look like a fennec
yuck
>>120993024
Andraste is a lesbianmaybe
>>121003491
Well, there's a theory that Tyrdda Bright-Axe's leaf-eared lover is Mythal...
>>121003491
>fucking both Maferath and demon-Maker, making Shartan her Champion
>being rivalwaifu of Hessarian
Baka anon desu.
A wise woman, worth heeding
>>121004420
>that fucking scout
>>121004420
>wise woman
>shittin on dorian just because he's from tevinter
Nah.
>>121003670
I wondered about that too
>>121004420
>tfw Revered Mothers shit their pants when they see me
>>121004420
I really thought that scene was foreshadowing for her to be the next Divine
>>121005163
I don't know why they didn't just do that. It wouldn't have fucked with player choices in the future, or required extra cinematic stuff for Trespasser.
>>121004694
Wait wait, are you actually playing an archer?
>>121005675
Yes, Tempest Archer. The assassin specialization ended up being boring as shit on Cole, and dropping traps isn't my thing.
>>121005947
Can you use thousand cuts with a bow?
>>121006339
Yes
>>121006339
The only abilities that aren't shared are the specific ones for dagger and bow. Everything else is shared.
If I make Cass or Viv Divine, will I be able to use them for JoH and Descent post-game, or will I have to play those before I fight Cory?
>>121007683
Forget the last post. Don't know about Viv, but Cass is certainly available for party. You should speak to her for that, tho.
>>121007683
You just talk to them at Skyhold and say "hey come kill shit with me even though you're Divine" and they rejoin you
>>121008790
>they
Only women can become Divine...
fat alistair...............
>>121012341
That barely looks like him...
>>120991427
He'll do whatever you want for an ounce of lyrium
>>121010125
Only if you are talking about that backwater pretender in Orlais.
>back tumblr circlejerk and cullenites pretending to be men
>three ugly ass inquisitors (two of them shamelessly ripped off from good looking ones) posted over and over again
>"..." now unironically used by every poster while talking about their vaginas and posting tumblr images
>posts still deleted (like this one will probably be)
When did /dag/ become so shit?
>>121013093
Most posters who aren't zombies left after DA was confirmed for ded
>>121013093
Don't forget, we also have angryanons just like you
>>121012594
same with that one.....
>>121013093
>two of them shamelessly ripped off from good looking ones
which ones are these?
>>121013093
PMS syncing triggered /dag/'s downfall
>>121010125
"They" is gender-neutral singular...
Post your inquisitors and everyone rate them... i guess
>>120968740
Bumping this. I want to make love to this cute, adorkable elf all night long
>>121016269
I rate this one a fifteen
>>121016269
Here is my quizzy
>>121000713
>>120968593
>>120967501
>>120944897
>>121016556
ummmm...
>Sera's greasy hair
>>121016269
/dag/ isn't really onto posting Inquisitors lately.
>>121016269
>>121016269
8/10
>>121016890
0/10
>>121018093
4/10
>>121016269
Up on the hill! It attacks from a distance!
Does anyone here have any experience with the DAI cinematic tools? Because the effects just sort of re-enable themselves a little bit after I disable them. I want to learn how to use it to take dank screenshots, but this is kind of annoying.
>>121016269
Should I post mine again...
Maker, it's the end of the world!
>>121019783
>that hairstyle
Lord Seeker...?
>>121017097
>Josephine's faint mustache
>>121025140
>talking sh*t about a proud PoC representation
umm shitlord
Blood magic!
What is /dag/ may never...
>>121033086
>bumping this shitshow after 3 hours of no posts
>>121033139
I just woke up
>>121033401
Pee and go back to sleep. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
>>121033486
But I have togo to work...
>>121033401
>>121033727
Thank you for these nice Dragon Age posts
Goblins ill like fire!
>>121033849
You're welcome kiddo
>>121034095
I wonder how much she paid him
>>121034095
Of course it's the cullenite bumping the thread for no reason to talk about her life
>>121034981
That's the only cullen pic I have other than this. What crawled up /dag/'s ass this morning? I want old /dag/ back...
>>121034981
You're right, needs more Solas.
>tfw late to class
>>121034981
The Cullenites are still passed out drunk in some sad corner of their lives.
>>121035191
Why can't you ever pry Solas for all his cryptic shit? It'd be fine if he deflects the question or lies about his reasoning but you should at least have the option to ask
>>121035731
>pry about Solas
>Solas disapproves
The next run I guess.
>>121035731
It would probably give too much away.
Can I pirate EA games without getting btfo by the CIA?
>>121038990
Implying internet piracy isn't already 100% owned by the literal police, logging everyone to have an alibi to detain them in case they become a suspect in something more serious
Wake up......
>>121040178
And you just became #1 on their list for revealing their plans
>>121033139
>Actually 3 hours
Holy fucking shit /dag/
>>121041298
I'm already pretty high on their list, I guess... the list of honest, innocent citizen that did nothing wrong...
>>121034082
Laura...
>>121026314
>not beating your enemies to death with your boots
What's with the fucking loot system in this game? There is so much loot being dropped and you have to stop for every single one just in case there's gold, a key or something rare in it.
For fucks sake is there even a faster way to pick up loot?
>>121045146
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/788/?
>>121045146
I just press the loot all button and deal with it only when my inventory's full
>>120948332
>>121045919
Didn't someone shoop an old fashioned milkshake up there or something?
>>121046329
It was a bottle of whisky and 2 cups, I unfortunately forgot to save it though. I'm kinda hoping someone reposts it.
>>121046489
Whiskeytits the dorf
It's happening...
>>121051448
nobody posts during yuro hours anymore
Where is your warden, /dag/?
>>121052037
It's burger time for quite a few hours already, son
>>121052493
>"son"
>male human
>on /dag/
let's post about our periods again
>>121053323
>>121054993
LOL so epic xDd
