Bad jokes edition
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> The Game
http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
> The Game's Demo
http://undertale.com/demo.htm
> /utg/ Booru
http://under.booru.org/
> /utg/ Writebin
http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
> /utg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
First for marriage
>>118596175
First for speg
>>118595590
Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was a salted.
>>118595875
sorry i had too
>>118596175
Shitty Sans uprising when?
http://imgur.com/a/yK98A
>>118596284
But think of the snails!
bro i'm just here for more gaster info at this pointbut in all honesty some the art is really great
>>118596313
you're fucking disgusting
>>118596198
Me too, dude. Me too.
If someone's just average, but I can't place their gender, I'll always be much more attracted to them than the hottest guy/girl.
Must be like the holy grail for bisexuals.
>>118596175
entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win.
No pun in ten did.
>>118596282
This only gets better and better
>>118596357
stop
Protect his smile.
>>118596302
That better be some buttersconch pie and not buttercup
>>118596321
Speaking of which do anyone know which Fun values are needed for each NPCs?
>>118596412
No!
Androgyny a best
>>118596361
it fucking is
>>118596241
Asriel's cadre of groupies simultaneously squeal at the sight of him in a wedding dress and bemoan his betrothal
>>118596241
How long have Dogamy and Dogaressa been married for? Do you think they'll have a puppy, or are they not going to settle down?
>>118596425
Figure it out, the wrong number song tells you if you have a botched number ;3
>>118596425
63, 62 and 61
Sauce: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=520337707
>>118596403
>fuck offHub
>>118596143
WHERE is my ART of FRISK and ASRIEL FIGHTING on top of METAL GEAR REX dressed as LIQUID and SOLID Snake
>>118596507
Probably a better teacher than whatever that is
>>118596284
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?Christopher Walken
>>118596507
That's a bit too lewd for a blue board lad.
>>118596507
No cause one of the goat fuckers would rape her in the middle of class
>>118596507
The fuck kind of teacher needs a riding crop?
>>118596507
Frisk's face is noncanon here
reported
What was up with the VHS tapes in the True Lab? Chara and Asriel kept talking about a plan and it seemed related to what happened to Chara. Did Chara poison themselves or something?
It's almost 10th 8PM here
Should I kill him or spare him? which way is more fun?
>>118596507
every time
every time i clear the pacifist route i well up
i can't help it
i masturbate to any and all vocaroos
needs more bestspiderin this thread
>>118596583
riding instructor
Finally.I love sans.
I-I did a thing that no one wanted.
http://pastebin.com/89Q9UMwjI'm sorryalso first time writing anything let alone smut.
>>118596357
>>118596450
>>118596613
Chara killed himself so he could merge with Asriel and destroy humanity
>>118596615
do both
use time fuckery
>>118596615
Don't kill him immediately, make him show his shame and inadequacy before giving the final blow (read "after he gets yellow").
>>118596679
>Chara killed himself so he could merge with Asriel and destroy humanity
Why is Chara such a fucking asshole?
>>118596636
That's an instructor, not a teacher.
>>118596625
man i was getting kinda teary after the whole asriel dialogue thingy after seeing all the chars, especially toriel
and when i went to z toriel the valves just fucking opened man
>>118595954
Yeah we got alot of artists here.
New and old.
Some draw porn some dont.I need to finish this goddamn comic already Ive been putting it off.
>>118596613
It is implied that Chara was always a dick and he poison himself with buttercups. At some point he took control of Asriel to possibly kill people in the village but at the last second Asriel took back control. There is a few theories of what exactly happened but all of them agree that Chara was up to no good.
Is there any art/fics of Chara raping Frisk?
>>118596282
>im already a Temmie
>>118596697
he had a bad childhood
>>118596697
He's...DETERMINED
>>118596697
probably abused and ran away from home, which lead to him climbing the mountain in the first place
>>118596552
>>118596583
It's based on Prison School and the character she's dressed as is another student, which doesn't make it any less unreasonable
>>118596660
Yeah, you did. You posted nigger art. Don't ever do that again.
Anybody has a video of the dog as ruler ending?
Wow, these threads go by fast.
>>118596613
>>118596727
SEXUALIZE THE SKELETONS
>>118596739
put the eyepatch on the older version without the helmet
>>118596470
Longer than 98, so at least 17 years
>>118596848
What does "FUN" stand for?
>>118596816
I'm not into lewd as I like the idea of cute more but something that I been wondering about. Why give skeletons ghost dicks? Wouldn't it be easier to make Frisk a male and give a literal skull fucking?
>>118596893
Functioning Universe Number
>>118596816
What about dinner first?!
>>118596863
What's up Sans' nose? Is it painted onto a flat surface? There's no depth. What's with the Epante thing? Who's the bitch popping her fat tit out? This art has some serious issues.
>>118596893
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
Every.
Thread.
>>118596717
I havent cried this much due to a game since uhshin's good ending in morenatsu
i wish i had a bro or a sis. or that my dad didn't follow through with what alphys had planned.
life is painful. i don't like it very much.
>>118596858
>>118596927
It's magic Anon, nobody's gonna explain SHIT.
>>118596175
Are there any speculative reasons for why the wording is so weird in this line? Shouldn't it be "dangerous" instead of "danger"?
>toby updates the game
>the register that tracks your sold soul data is now randomly placed
How fucked is everyone now?
>>118596936
sounds likely.
>>118596927
> Why give skeletons ghost dicks?
Cause monsters have extremely versatile magic.
>>118596945
> Sans' nose
Lazy. Should be carved out of the profile, I agree.
> epante
It's "pant".
> bitch
It's a grown up female Frisk.
>>118594176
i'm quite bored as you can see
Where da Frisk/Monster Kid at
I NEED IT
Hey guise just draw this
what ya think?
http://pastebin.com/E3NdN2QN
Hope this jerks at least as many tears as what went into it.
Would Asgore be at all pleased with the meager earnings of a gardener after having been king?
>Called Toriel every time but got nothing
>Psst. Try waiting around like a good child when she tells you to and calling her in the artifact room, before you drop the dog . There's a reason she never picks up after the ruins.
WHAT DOES SHE SAY
I DON'T WANNA PLAY THE GAME AGAIN JUST FOR THAT
>>118597006
It's lord Temmourous.
Patron god of the Temmie
>>118596863
Why must people draw Frisk so hideously.
>>118596927
I dont think the skeletons would enjoy that? I like the idea of sansboningme more anyways.
>>118596739
>>118596282
More improvements have been made
>>118597020
I never sold my soul, so not at all
>>118597051
the dog stole her phone.
>>118597037
Good taste.
>Got friend to get into Undertale
>Immediately go to sleep
>Wake up, he's cleared both normal and true pacifist
How do I convince this person to throw away his soul and do genocide? He seems adamant about staying in good end.
>>118597062
So every shitty looking artist can self insert themselvesno artist is that egotistical to jerk off to their own porn
>>118597051Toby steals her phoneTwice
>>118596739
My contribution
>>118596974I love you Borf
>>118597028
>It's "pant".
Really? Looks too mashed together as a single word with the ends. Also, that's hardly Frisk. Hair isn't even the same.
>>118596940
GET ON THE BED
>>118597051
Shitty dog stole her phone.
>tfw she probably has a "300 calls while you were away" message on it as soon as she gets it back
>>118597123
>>118597082
Time to combine the pictures
>>118597098
Tell him Undyne, Sans andBurgerpantsshine in the genocide route.
>>118597003
why does adding Metal Gear make everything better
I haven't even played any of these fucking games oh my god
>>118597082
it's better without the fucking imperial germany helmet
How fucking evil is chara if he can deal infinite damage when even genocide frisk only dealt 6 digit damage
>>118597098
Why would you drag him down to your level, murderer?
>>118596994
Undertale seems to do pretty well at getting yearning feelings such as that to (re)surface. I feel your pain and I hope you can find some more positive memories to reflect on.
>>118597020
Toby probably is since that's seriously poor practice for software development
>>118597145
>>118597120
>>118597092
OhWhen i was walking back to asriel, I checked the phone in every new room to check for new messagesThen she stopped sending them, but I kept checking anyway
What's the most hype song in the OST?
>>118597096
>>118597187
You can only appreciate the happiness of true pacifist after you've slaughtered everything.
>>118597173
Evil enough that he can literally destroy the world as we know it.Undertale is actually a sequel to chrono trigger and Chara is a spawn of Lavos! or something....
>>118597231
fuck off chara
>>118597173
He was really fucking mad at the world when he died, and you're not calling up all of Chara, you're just summoning his hate, the only thing durable enough to survive
>>118597219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aRE_J4UvYM
>>118597131
does your hair not grow at all when you get older? Are you sure you don't just have a wig fused to your head?
>>118597231
>you will never lick ketchup off of sans's body
>>118597221
I'm not going to dump the rest as I see them commonly enough. Only posting these are they seem slightly more rare.
>>118597162
>>118596816
Papyrus a cute.
>>118597219
bergen+asgore
>>118597213I was disappointed that the Toriel texts were a set order instead of the Papyrus+Undyne calls of the post-game
>>118597253
no
>>118597221
have him wear swim trunks and a surf shirt
I've seen girls pull it off, it's totally androgynous
>>118597268
>>118597120
>>118597003
>>118596739
>>118596282
Fucked that up.
HERES the result
>>118597162
the last one was too huge
>>118597104
>artist would jerk off to their own porn
Sounds like you've never been on DeviantArt.
>>118597219
Undyne's theme.
Especially during the cooking lectures
>>118596768
No, I mean Napstablook's Cousin disappeared because they were used to make Metaton, right?
>>118597136
>>118597287
It's clearly not Frisk. Just some shit OC the artist wanted to put in. Why do artists love doing this? Self-inserting themselves in their porn they draw? It's extremely off-putting. I bet this is hardly the first time they've done it, too.
>>118597384
But they don't count as artists
>>118597104
>no artist is that egotistical to jerk off to their own porn
hahahaha
How innocent and naive you must be!
>>118597351
I'm not the artist and if I were to draw it would look like shit. Good luck on that request though.
>>118597426
>>118597361
take the dumb Imperial Germany helmet off, it'd be 10x better without it
>>118597380
Too late, saved it. Now I shall have an exclusive overhuge version all of my own :3
>>118597221>Frisk cuddling him and scrunching up her face as he pumps his load inside her.>They fall asleep together.>Toriel cleans them up while they sleep and tucks them in to bed.
>>118597426
CLOTHES OFF
>>118597104
I jerk it to my own porn, it's my favorite stuff to look at
I don't really draw "me fucking x character from game/show" type thing
It is really rare to hear someone would enjoy their own art though
>>118597493
shit
Describe their wedding, /utg/.
>>118597521
Lots of anime.
>the entire last thread
>>118597445
Chillax. It's just porn.
>>118597484
Get over it, its staying
>>118597521
>Both of them in dresses.
>>118597380
I have the urge to put this cutscene with frisk breaking the mirror as he becomes chara
https://youtu.be/edQvG6Gdxqc?t=12m10s
>>118597579
>implying Undyne wouldn't be wearingarmor
>>118597521
>alphys wearing a wedding dress
>undyne with her battle armor on
>mettaton is the ring bearer
>frisk is the priest
>>118597191
I really don't have many positive memories. Growing up was unpleasant and very lonely. I try not to think about it but that's been near impossible lately thanks to TOBY.
sorry i'll stop blogging now.
>>118597570
Hard to enjoy it when the artist already ruined it. Oh well.
>>118597521
>Undyne will you marry me?
>Yes!
>Hontonii?!!?!
>http://pastebin.com/XySZ4yJF
If the anon who posted this is still here, I liked it. I'm curious what the letter said, but I can see Toriel objecting to further conflict with humans. The last thing she'd want is more dust shed, or being trapped AGAIN by fighting with humans again.
>>118597045
>moms outliving their kids
Toriel has experienced this like 8 times already, but Frisk would be the first where it was from natural causes.
>hospice
What does that mean
>Would Asgore be at all pleased with the meager earnings of a gardener after having been king?
Asgore isn't really the greedy kind of guy, and after so much time spent lying to his people about giving them freedom, being an earnest, carefree gardener is probably the best outcome for someone like a lovable idiot like him.
>>118597575
Bob got fit as fuck
>>118597584
DO IT. we need mroe undertale metal gear art work!!
>>118597626
>Frisk is standing on a tall footstool
>>118597638
I said to chillax. If you can't enjoy it, don't, just move on. You've got better things to do in life than get mad about porn.
>>118597126
Borf love you too
tfw no asriel to hug forever
>>118597672
I'd just overlap the the pixel faces in them. Not really an artist
>>118597570
It's hard to jerk off when you think the person's self-insert is ugly as fuck.
Am I the only one who thinks Chara is actually an ok guy?
His original plan with Asriel was the same one that Toriel suggested Asgore should have used if he really wanted to free monsters. He would die and give his soul to Asriel, who would, using the excuse of returning Chara's body to his village to get his parent's permission, go to that village, kill another 6 humans, take their souls and free monsters from the underground. Perhaps he would have also wiped out humans as he apparently hated them and would certainly have the power to if he kept absorbing souls, so that kind of makes him a dick, but he obviously wasn't some crazed psycho murder, just a little abused kid looking to get back at his abusers, which he assumed to be all of humanity because he was a naive little kid.
>>118597636
>>118597003
>>118596739
>>118597268
>>118597361
YES YES!
>>118597745
>>118597745
There's a market for raising pet goats for things like clearing underbrush and large weeds.
>>118597758
Cry me a river and go to a booru, I'm not about to kiss your sad boner better.
>>118597521
Why are there only two Undyne/Alphys fics when they are the only canon couple?
>>118596816
Okay.
>>118597671
mUSCLE MILK GET SWOLE
>you will never fuck moldsmal
>>118597738
I said, "Oh well"
I'm moving on. You can stop being upset people find your art bad. Or, if you aren't the artist, you can stop defending them now.
>>118597804
Well, besides the fact that he may have intentionally poisoned Asgore to steal his soul...
>>118597882How is he drooling?
Undyne best fish
SANS A NIGGER!
>>118597219
i liked mad dummy and mettaton's themes the most
Here guys, have a doodle.sorry, im not that good yet, still working out the kinks and learning sai
>>118597857
>Calling me butthurt when I don't even like Frisk porn
The only one who needs to chill is you, I'm voicing an opinion.
>>118597862
Because p/u/rest form of love is eternally underappreciated.
>>118597908
>stick your dick in moldsmal
>turns out to be moldbygg
>chomp
>>118597824
USA USA USA
>>118597626
>Frisk
>Not Papyrus dressed up like the pope
Also bonus:Asgore catches the bouquet. He looks to Toriel who stares daggers at him. Then he dejectedly eats the bouquet
>>118597824
Someone gonna send this back to Inkerton-kun?
>>118597857
>There's a market for raising pet goats for things like clearing underbrush and large weeds.
nobody tell that guy who wanted to fuck a real goat
I want todraw some lewds.Give requests.
>>118597667
i think a hospice is a place where untreatable patients are put
>>118597104
when nobody makes the kind of porn i like, i must make it for myself
case in point, monsterkid, everyone's either drawing him as a girlobjectively wrongor with a human dick and ballsalso objectively wrong
>>118598032
Papyrus gettingproposed to
>>118598032
Futa.
>>118597921
The artist is Kayla who is a tripfag and these aren't her hours.
>>118598032
Alphys domming Undyne
>>118597575
>>118597671
>>118597885
Do not muscluarize the temmie!
>>118597824
>temmie wielding a tem-16
goat kid's not out of the woods yet
>>118598042
Besides me, no one i've seen has drawn MK as a grill.
>>118598032
Undyne sitting on Alphys's face, screaming her name in pleasure while holding both of their hands, fingers interlaced, all the while quivering and covered in sweat.
>>118598074
And being really bad at it.
Catty trying to put on clothes too small for her she found in the trash.
>>118598071
>artist is (...) is a tripfag
At least now I know who to filter.
>>118598032
Sans showingPapyrusaffection.
>>118596284
>>118596567
>>118598032
Dog marriageheavypetting
>>118598098
gdit weaver I am laughing and crying at this mistreatment
Youboopthesnootle, notflickit
>>118598098
GIVE THE GOAT A NOOGIE
OR AN INDIAN BURN
WE MUST SPIRAL DEEPER INTO BADNESS.
>>118598032
woshua getting cleaned
>>118598098
Need to draw Frisk's hand in the first panel.
>>118598032
just anything with the cabal of shota boyfriend brothers frisk, asriel, and monsterkid
>>118598098
>More snoot flicking
>Didn't go for something fun I could make a rebuttal to
Well so much for that
>>118598032
sanstelling bad sex puns to toriel while boning her
>>118597930
I mean, the details on that are funny. If he was intending to steal a monster soul rather than give his to a monster why wouldn't he just try again? Or poison Asriel? that had to be easier, Asriel was a big softy who seemed to go along with whatever he wanted.
>>118598032
asgore x toriel
>>118598032
Toriel giving a suprize hug to a random player just as he finshes the with a true ending
>>118597575
I took matters into my own hands, because image editing is only one of my many skills
>>118597584
there needs to be more classic Metal Gear/Undertale artwork, not just the most recent game
requesting Temmie selling Temmie Armor en masse to the U.S. Military, thus becoming a gorillionaire
i want to sex a skeleton
>>118597862
>Why are there only two Undyne/Alphys fics when they are the only canon couple?
Toriel/Asgore are canon too, they're just not together during the game.
>>118598274
Higher success rate, probably. It's a lot easier to overtly put yourself over the LD100 than subtly getting anyone else to the LD50
>>118598320
and they never will be WEAVER, YOU HEAR ME!? THEY ARE DUNZO
>>118598312
yes ok
>>118598309
Temmie armor only defends against attacks against your soul
humans don't fight soul to soul
>>118598274
You know when you were growing up and you had that friend that your mother didn't want you hanging around because they were a bad influence on you?
Chara was that kid. Only more murdery.
Asriel was an impressionable dork that Chara was manipulating to get what he wanted.
is there anyone left who hasn't seen this?
>>118597824
we cant stop, we cant ever stop
>>118597862
>married dog couple isnt canon
Who's Suzy?
>>118598153
boop the goat
>>118598320
Yeah, I guess you're right. They were together before, and it hinted at either them getting back together or her hooking up with Sans.
>>118597882Source?
>>118598360
Really I don't see them getting back together. Friends at best, maybe not even really that.
>>118598098
>>118598429
This one's not funny because there's no joke.
>>118597950
>tryharding this much
chill nigger
>>118598379
No and honestly I'm afraid you're pushing it so aggressively that people will be sick of the idea and we won't see anyone draw anything like it again.
>>118598403
can i give his snoot a little smooch instead
>>118598383
>not snail puns
>>118598396
I forgot about them, they felt like one character.
>>118598404
>Yeah, I guess you're right. They were together before, and it hinted at either them getting back together or her hooking up with Sans.
Neither of those things are hinted at. I see where people get that from, but the game really doesn't imply it.
>>118598470
The joke is that there is no joke. - Tim Buckley
>>118597808
sorry, but being alone and depressed is all i know. no friends, hardly any family. stiring in solidarity. i don't know how to do or be anything else.god im so alone
>mfw i just realize monster kid is kinda hot
Time tosexualize him
>>118598360
Look man begrudging pity is a foot in the door. Well, maybe more like a toe.
Forever is a long time to hate someone.
>>118598479
yeah I think I'm done now
>>118598383
hot goat ass isn't relevant you cuck
>>118598410
http://secretfujomagic.tumblr.com/image/130808174506
>>118597824
>>118597003
>>118597361
>>118596739
FREEDOM IS HERE MY TEMMIES
>>118598512
It's about Alphys asking whether Frisk thinks they'll get back together.
I WANNABULLYTHE GOATBROTHER
>>118598404
>>118598512
Not to mention that earlier today, Toby severely hinted that they're not really back together.
He said their relationship post pacifist is one of "begrudging pity", from Toriel to Asgore.
They still seem to try to be amicable. Toriel teaches at the school and Asgore maintains the gardens/grounds.
we need more laying on the ground feeling like garbage pics.
What would Papyrus see?
or Undyne?
Just your average aspiring drawfag here.
I wondered how a bandana would keep you warm.
>>118598631
With DETERMINATION.
>>118598627Spagetti and anime/gf
Do you think Hard Mode will allow you to fight Chara and get your soul back?
>>118598512
Dont they go to live together in one of the endings? That's hinting at something maybe?
>>118598537
The art is so bad i have no idea what's going on here. Also gross.
