>>337958715
I wish more games would let me get piss drunk and make my character control like shit

How many games actually have strip clubs and fuckable prostitutes?

Off the top of my head

GTA3 (Prostitutes)
Vice City (Prostitutes and Strip Club)
San Andreas (Prostitutes and Strip Club)
GTA5 (Prostitutes and Strip Club)
Fable (Prostitutes)
New Vegas (Prostitutes and Strip Club)
True Crime NYC (Strip Club)
VTMB (Strip Club)

>>337958902
Conker's Bad Fur Day has that, Watch Dogs, Ass Creed 4 and Mass Effect 3 lets you drink until you pass out

>>337958715
i always imagine the meetings that go into these things. 'how far should we go', with unlikeable people passively sketching out adolescent fantasies on lined paper. pajeets coding, animating and debugging adolescent masturbation fodder so the half-naked ladies slide around robotically, forever and ever.

like with the implicit 'HEY YOU YOU'RE MALE, YOU LOVE THIS SHIT YEAAAAH' and it's absolutely fucking cringeworthy. oh but rockstar put a male dong in their game, how daring and shocking. gaming is art now.

>>337958715
>Prostitutes in GTA
Pointless
>Fade to black sex scenes in games
Entirely pointless
>Romances
Only if characters are interesting and they aren't
>Sex mods
Once in awhile.
>Drinking in games
Nothing makes it worth doing and it's not even fun to do since it usually just blurs your screen or makes the camera shake a little.

Not even straight edge, I just find how games do it to be boring and drunk physics stopped being funny years ago.

sex is maturity, if a video game has sex it's mature for mature people like myself, who glorifies sex and violence and drinking, just like my anime heroes who have sex and slice people in half with katanas while drinking whiskey from the bottle. also american prudes don't like sex violence or drinking, which is why japan etc etc etc you get my point

>>337961514
Prositutes aren't pointless. In 3, VC and SA you used them to heal for cheap and geta health boost, just dont forget to heal them to get your money back

I don't because they usually suck
Only things with good lewd are dedicated porn games, but the only one of those I had fun playing was MGQ

>>337962378
Heal them?

>>337962689
Kill, it was a typo because I was distracted.
Also the romances in GTA had their own benefits, some were really fucking good like the ones that let basically acted as wanted star cheats or free guns and bomb cars

A tiny bit off topic, but why does GTA IV run so poorly on PC?
My computer is decent, not great, a few years old, but it runs so many games with ease at 60 FPS. Not modern ones like Crysis 3 or Witcher 3, but most any other games. However, I can only get 12 fps on GTA IV. Are there fixes for this? I got my PC 3 years after the game came out on PC but it's still unable to run it past 10 or 12 fps.