https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vddVhdYPQQQ
ms fortune you were so god damn bro-tier on dolphin shoals giving me first
an't stop looking at the wiggler bike's bottle. it just seems to pop out at me. It even has a buttplug(water propeller)N-no homo
>>71864767
them typos
You Guys still racing?
>>71864924
We're always racing m8
>>71864980
the fun never ends
Time to Join!!
god damn you twk
Sorry that I gotta go, guys. Sleep is taking over me, and the dog is taking over my bed. Good games to everyone I played against! I had a lot of fun today. I wish you good item luck, and I hope all of you have a wonderful day/night.
>>71865147
hope to see you
>>71865227
Thanks for squishing me ;_;
Leo is fking super sonic, I cant catch up to him
>>71865245
so many restless night of mk8 drreams
>>71865276
by the time i saw you it was too late i was like "no,wait,stop!"
>8th
>Douche takes item box
>gets 9th
>>71865439
Gotta go fast
Oh hey 1st. Whats up.
>pushed into truck by leo as shy guy
how do you weigh more im like twice your size
>Ms Fortune in 1st with triple red
>lightning
>>71866459
I boosted with a mushroom
>Dolphin shoals
>Fuck Fest
THAT GOLDEN SHROOM YES!!
I just finished second in Electrodrome and the game told me I came fifth. Australian internet is suffering.
>>71866894
And now comm error. Probably for the best.
>>71866998
aussie.net doesn't take losing well it crashed from the 5th
>boost into banana peel over the finish line for 4th
CLASSY
brb, quick break, hungry as fuck
>>71866476
How many damn lightnings were in that race anyways? I got trip reds again right after and another lightning! Gah!
It was too much power.
And, I just choked hard on Toad Harbor. Aha!
ouch
>>71867341
toad harbor is the wrong neighborhood this time of night.
>room full of koopa kids
i like this
Goodnight guys, it was fun.
>>71868468
I'll get you next time.
>>71868425
I left to join as Toadette, but I think I'll pick a KK instead!
![yeah[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/OzHUve9.gif "yeah[1].gif")
>Stealing 2nd from larry at the last second
>>71868840
making ramen real quick then i'll be back as lewdwig
good morning everyone
>nintendo doesn't let me use ethernet cables
>wiiu won't pick up wireless for some reason
god dammit all i want to do is kart
Guess I'll go change into Morton or something
I thought you would have had me on Bowsers Castle, Kervin!
I totally messed up and hit that spiked ball thingy.
>>71870289
Yeah I was literally behind you on that one and had to drift to the outside to avoid it.
That was a good all-Koopaling race on Dolphin Shoals
>a blue shell knocks larry off the tracks
oh lawdy
Trying to take my first, Drumsies!?
>>71872319
>mfw I got a coin from the final item box
>>71872526
Aha.
You finally ended my streak!
is there a lobby up right now?
are people playing?
i can never seem to get into a lobby with people, only ever by myself
its like 4 people. put in the code in op's image
It was good fun karting with you guys. I can see now why Morton is so popular.
dis shit's awesome! but dont take my word for it, see for yourselves.
http://www.justin.tv/kai8594
Who has the best Mii?
>tfw want to race but all the /v/ bros are sleeping
>>71878483E-europe is here
>>71878862
i keep joining empty lobbies
thanks europe......
>>71875725
Stop plugging this fucking garbage.
So where is everyone this morning?
>>71882720
thats what i wanna know im lonely
>>71883029
Join me or something
>>71883280
i don't have you added
>>71883842
Keep joining the lobby until you find someone
>dat banana snipe
Hello everyone! Just woke up. I'm ready to kart! Judging by the replies, I guess didn't miss too much.
>>71885175
i'm about to see if people are playing, it's been dead for the past few hours
>>71885361
Nobody from Australia or somewhere playing? That's a bummer. Well, I'm ready to join you if you find a game!
I'm in a group with three others. Try and find us.
>>71885662
Alright, I'll do that! Zef, you can join me, since you're on my Friend List and stuff.
>>71885662
Nice win! If that's you as >ISHYGDDT that is.
>>71885992
>and then I lost the next race
>>71886229
You win some, you lose some, I guess!
>can't win any races
>my feet hurt from the pedals
>I have a flat tire
>none of these plebs even inside drift
>I wish I was at home playing video games
>tfw no qt 1st placing gf
i'm missing a lot of item boxes today...
You niggers better still be karting when I get out of class
a dry bones spawned under me...
mario kart 64 on sgdq, i'll be back after
>>71887264
>none of these plebs even inside drift
I would use an inside drifting bike if this was Mario Kart Wii, but it isn't.
>>71887442
I keep missing people with items. I only seem to hit people when I try to avoid hitting them.
>>71887616
I definitely will be!
this is boring, coming back now
that fucking bomb
my bomb hit me, blaze and i think zel as well worth it
>last stretch of the final lap
>item box
>fire flower
Why can't I win today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_a7U8peVfY
>hitting all the people i don't want to hit with items
im so sorry
>>71890690
Sorry for hitting you with that Star. I tried my best to avoid you.
>>71891000
i've accidentally crashed into you with triple shells at least three times now, it's no big deal
That Dk jungle round was some bullshit right there. I'm glad it's over.
I really hate getting hit by that damn fireflower.
i'm beginning to notice a theme in my races today...
>>71891640
Damn Leo, you got exactly same setup as I do
>>71892137
Just felt like given Koopa some love. I'm doing a terrible job though.
>Switch to Toadette
>Dog joins
I've made a horrible mistake.
I always choke
break time
>Communication Error
Well at least I can switch back to Mario.
not sure but i think i stoleded blaze star
DK Jr., if you're here, I just want to tell you I really love your drawings on the Miiverse community.
ok I'm done for a little
>>71895738
>tfw can't draw
>>71896440
I can't draw very well either. Practice makes perfect though, Anon! If you keep drawing, I'm sure you'll get better. I believe in you.
you guys sure made the faggot split screening with me quit
food break is taking longer than anticipated
>comm error
Gonna take a quick break for a snack
>joined with my time trial set up
whoops one sec
>>71896440
I can't draw for shit on tablets and the like. On paper is a different story.
I've only drawn one good thing on Miiverse: Sonichu
>in second place
>both first and third have red shells
>neither use them
We'll okay then
RUINED IT
Slamfag reporting
gotta love bullying someone with red shells
>>71899786
What have I done
>>71899786
;_;7
>>71899885
Daily reminder that [s4s] has the best jams to slam to.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk
>rolling a setup with 1.25 speed
I'm gonna regret this
Hey, on some tracks like Royal Raceway, I'm able to keep on drifting through a turn way after I've accumulated a super mini turbo. Typically, is it faster to boost as soon as possible (assuming I won't fly into a wall or off the map) and start another drift to build up another turbo, or is it faster to drift the entire way though? I would assume boosting asap would be the fastest but I though I'd ask anyways.
>tfw squished squigs after lightning ;_;
>>71900423
>guys which is faster, one mini turbo or two mini turbos
really
>>71900614
It's alright. I mean, it only makes sense. You're Bowser and I'm Mario after all.
>>71900646
I figured enough. The question was bugging me as stupid as it was though.
Agh. I just choked with that green shell. I'll get you next time dog.
that was the worst race of my life
Jesus Christ I've been doing so shit these last few races
>lose because le heavy bumps me
fuck dk jungle, why is the flight ramp so fucking tiny
>>71899173
I'm decent on paper, but everything I draw on Miiverse is sketchy as fuck. I just don't have the patience for all those nifty pixel shading things that all the cool kids do.
Hi Big Band!
>>71902371
Now that race I squished you. I'm sorry.
hi bowserbro
>>71902972
makes us even
I can't into turns
>>71902972
Heya! i don't know if I should call you Squiggs or Marie now
>DubsChekem
>purposely loses to get 666 points
>blue shell hits me right on the turbo strip
Das it mang
>>71902860
I'm old fashioned and proud. These youngsters with their tablets ain't got shit
>>71903354
I guess Marie since that's what my Mii is now, but if you're too used to calling me Squiggs, I understand completely, heh!
Good 1v1, Barkley.
>>71904235
I hate that being light means I can actually miss boxes by going between them
Now that the novelty has worn off, we can all agree on this for the most part, no?
>>71904452
No.
Barkley...
>>71904452
>>71904452_no
>>71904452
>Mount Wario and Grumble Volcano in boring tier
>>71899786
I would've loved to be the one who ruined it.
Using objectively shit sets yields objectively shit results. I got bullied off Music Park.
>>71904452
Yoshi Valley isn't shit, it's decent. No real bad turns or anything.
Shit tier courses are: Dry Dry Desert, Sherbert Land, Mario Circuit, and probably Dolphin Shoals.
There needs to be a Too-Hard-For-You tier that includes: Toad's Turnpike, Grumble Volcano, Rainbow Road, Toad Harbor, Bowser's Castle, etc.
>>71905369
>m-muh traction
Whoever shoots red shells backwards is a huge faggot
>Communication Error
Well darn it. I'm gonna go eat, I'll join back in a bit!
All u hevies sur r slow :^)
If I manage to win with this setup I will be absolutely impressed.
>>71905440
I actually know how to hug turns even in those shit places, but come on, who really likes slippery levels/courses? Come on now. They don't have the most fluid, natural feeling of turns either.
>>71905482
It's better to throw them backwards when the person ahead of you has good defense (triple bananas, etc) since you can't hold items in inventory anymore.
I don't know why people keep bitching about this.
>>71904452
Everything is top tier except for
Dry Dry Desert
Toad Turnpike
>>71905369
Sherbert Land is only shit because the ice parts are too boring.
Mario Circuit has enough turns to make it fun.
Dolphin Shoals is kind of lame as well, but not because of the traction. Not enough delicious drifting areas.
>>71905772
git fucking good if you can't handle different tracks
This fucking guy
everytime i look at his mii i think of peanut butter and butterfingers
like what the fuck
>>71906017Already am, and you'd know it if I mentioned my name, friend.
>>71906068
I hate his face, just as much as the guy from Chile.
>>71906184toby?
>>71906348
http://youtu.be/pUvIQpQVQd0
>>71906428
When you have those rotating items, USE THEM on red shells, especially if you only have one. They get through those gaps occasionally.Unless of course you get so good, that you can predict when you will get hit just from the sound of the shell incoming, and you know if you need to drop a banana or not. Not that it matters, but it shows experience.
Worldwide is fun because I can win every time and fuck around at the end.;_;
>>71906806
Also use your rear-view mirror and get in his way!
>>71906068
>peanut butter and butterfingers
Why am I laughing so hard?
When will you fucks quit letting toby get so far ahead
Okay, let's get a poll
Favorite Character by each weight class
Favorite Kart
Favorite Bike
Favorite ATV
Favorite Wheel
Favorite Glider
>Baby Mario, Daisy, Wario
>Circuit Special
>Standard or Mr. Scooty
>Standard, haven't unlocked either of the other two yet
>Roller or Slim, Depends on the weight class
>Bowser Glider
>>71906428
Fuck I was DeVito
Oh fuck, that was crazy sweets canyon
>>71906806
Sounds good, thanks for the advice, kind anon
my internet is acting australian, i think i'll play later
>>71907123
>Favorite Character by each weight classMii in all categories
>Favorite Kart
Pipe Frame
>Favorite Bike
None. Maybe the Mr. Scooty because it's cute.
>Favorite ATV
None.
>Favorite Wheel
Crimson Slim
>Favorite Glider
Cloud GliderCan you guess who I am?
>>71907123
>Lemmy, Yoshi, Roy
>Landship
>Flamerider
>Teddy Bear
>Slick
>Cloud or gold
>>71907123
Favorite Character by each weight class
>shy guy, iggy, bowser
Favorite Kart
>pipe frame
Favorite Bike
>implying
Favorite ATV
>wiggler
Favorite Wheel
>slick or slim
Favorite Glider
>bowser kite or wario glider
>>71908004
>Iggy
Excellent choice! Definitely one of the more underrated Koopalings.
Don't you just love it when he turns and says "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
>Favorite Character by each weight class
Toadette, Mario, Wario
>Favorite Kart
Cat Cruiser or Sneeker
>Favorite Bike
Varmint or Mr. Scooty
>Favorite ATV
Teddy Buggy
>Favorite Wheel
Slick
>Favorite Glider
Gold Glider or Peach Parasol
>>71907675Ryza Jr.?
>>71908232
iggy and roy are the only acceptable koopalings
Who ramped the rng bullshit up to 11?
>>71907123
Aesthetics or hardcore MLG actual playing?
>>71908356*Ding, ding, ding!*
>>71907123
>Toadette, Iggy, DK, Wario
>Pipe Frame
>Sport Bike
>Wild Wiggler
>Slim, Slick
>Cloud, Wario Wing, Parasol
>>71900930
>using marioi thought i was the only person who does that
>>71908615
Goddamn Ryza why did you stop at finish line in shy guy falls yesterday, I won but I feel hollow
>>71908876
>blue shell hits
>5 accel
>>71908876
The risk, man. It's all about the risk! Easy wins are no fun.Also, I like /v/'s reactions. Many laughs were had!
>>71908615
Looks like that guy in the image was just a little bit frustrated! Just a little.
>>71908851I play as Mario mainly because he's my Dad's favourite. He's really happy when he sees me playing, since he hasn't really been able to grasp a Mario Kart game since the Nintendo 64. Other than that though, Mario is still really rad. I like him.According to that one chart, I'm boring and/or a hipster, though. Oh well.
>>71907123
>Larry, Iggy, Rosalina
>Birdybuggy
>Sport Bike
>Wild Wiggler
>Slim, Metal
>Waddle Wing, Peach Parasol
>>71907123
>Favorite Character by each weight class
Shyguy, Luigi, Dong
>Favorite Kart
Pipe Frame
>Favorite Bike
Flame Rider
>Favorite ATV
No.
>Favorite Wheel
Slick, Sponge (with DK and pipeframe)
>Favorite Glider
Bowser Kite
>Hitting the same person 3 times in a row with one boomerang
Feels good man
>>71909753
i'm always asking myself why people pick mario in mario kart/party, always seemed boring
you're alright with me
>>71907123
>The Koopalings
>Circuit Special
>Sport Bike
>Wild Wiggler
>Slim
>Plane Glider,MKTV Parafoil
I can spare half an hour, so I'm comin online.
AND NOW FOR THE MAIN ATTRACTION
>>71907123
>Lemmy, Wendy, Luigi, Rosalina, Wario
>Circuit Special
>Yoshi Bike
>that blue teddy bear one
>Azure Rollers
>Cloud
>>71911879
Hi! Is it time for SG Kart?
>>71907123
>Favorite Character by each weight class
Shyguy, Ludwig, Bowser
>Favorite Kart
Circuit Special
>Favorite Bike
Flame Rider
>Favorite ATV
Teddy
>Favorite Wheel
Crimson/Standard Slim
>Favorite Glider
Gold or Bowser Kite
>>71907123
>Characters
Toadette, Waluigi, Bowser
>Kart
Boat
>Bike
Flame Rider
>ATV
Wriggler
>Wheel
Dose slicks
>Glider
[[happiness intensifies]] clouds
>>71911879
I want to look up that skirt
>>71912468
l-lewd
>>71912613
brb quick fap to you
>In a lobby with 3 rosalinas on bikes
>continuously end races with me 1st and them in 2nd/3rd/4th
Space sluts can't handle me.
aw man everyones online now and my internet is STILL australian
LEO PLS
>>71913245
Darn, hope it gets better soon.
>>71913245
Play anyway
>>71907123
Favorite Character/daisy-baby daisy-heavy with max weight
Favorite Kart-gold kart and buggy
Favorite Bike-sport bike and yoshi bike
Favorite ATV-teddy bear
Favorite Wheel-slims/crim slims
Favorite Glider-parasol
>>71913345
if its still acting up after i cook dinner i'll come beat you a few times anyway
>>71913345
>encouraging people to play Plein mode
Hell no.
>>71913932
But Zef is best Bowserbro
Fug all these reds today
>>71913932
80% of this tourny plays Plein mode for me
here i come bitches!
>>71907123
>Toadette, Peach, Morton
>sports coupe
>flame rider
>Turbo Teddy
>slick / off road
>sail plane / gold
>>71904452
>that Rainbow Road race
Goddamn, Arreks was on my ass the whole time. Felt great throwing that green behind at him at the last second
>>71914792
>mount wario not fun
Your list is automatically shit.
>>71907123
>Favorite Kart
Badwagon or Pipe Frame
>Favorite Bike
Sport
>Favorite ATV
Shiggler Wiggler
>Favorite Wheel
Either Slick or Slim
>Favorite Glider
Wario
And my favorite character isMii or Ludwig
>>71914792
>Mount Wario that low
Urafaget
that was a clean race for me
>>71914792
this list is awful
>>71914792
>dry dry desert in fun tier
stoppedreadingthere.jpg
>burn out into comm error
i-i blame plein connection...
>>71914792
b8/10
>>71915501
join me then
>comm error again
>>71915654
coming!
twk did you get bump off the short cut on shy guy fall?
>>71915956
I was on the edge
1st four times in the last five races! Now that's what I'm talkin about!
>>71916135
You're lucky I fucked up trying to hit you
LEO PLS
I'm dying laughing here.
>>71916027
you just had to hit me with that boomerang
>>71916224
Also dieing over here
>LaN proving further that Roy's are bullies
>>71916329
I was mad, it made lose that item box.I'm sorry.
>>71916508
>>71916508
what happened at the end?
>Mario Kart 8 threads turn into /fgg/ rejects waifufagging harder than Toadette or Rosalina players
Fun ruined. Dead game.
>watch leo trying his hardest to line up that green shell on me when he could have overtaken me anyway
f-fuck you
also comm error, i think tonight is not my night..
>>71916827
Fucked up on the glider shortcut. Slowed me right down. Then fell off the edge hugging the corner too hard.
Well, it took two super horns to take me out, but I still got fourth. Probably woulda done better if Wario didn't bump me from that last item box, hahaah.
>>71917083
S-sorry.. I couldn't help myself ;_;
>>71917162
i'll join back again in about an hour or so if you're still racing, when everyone goes to bed my net should calm down
Cerebella you shit, how did you knock me off like that? Hahaha. 4th again.
>>71916992
>expecting regular threads on /vg/ not to turn into a circlejerk
>get gold coin
>red shell behind me
I knew this would come.
>>71917524
That star though
>>71916992
>>71917659
>having fun in a video game with other people is a circlejerk
Who put that banana by the shooty thing?
Bullshit ending, but I'll take it.
plein, how do you get the red boost on the firdt turn of toad harbor?
Holy shit that was great
>4th race in a row where I'm 4th
A new streak!!!???
Them green shell dodges, nailed it.
Lucky lucky lucky me
Alright I gotta go for a bit, got some late afternoon yardwork to do.
LEO YOU TRICKED ME
TWICE
if i'm not lazy i'll try and connect
We need Big Band and Peacock in here
Well I done goof'd on that last part. Time for break.
>>71918273
You mean a red drift boost? I dunno I don't usually go for one because it takes too long, I try to chain two blue boosts on that corner instead.
I have done it a few times though, I guess you just need to drift earlier and wider but its probably not worth it.
damn it i tried pushing cerebella through the goal
>>71920057
NOPE
FUCK YOU NIPPON YOU ROBBED ME AND I TRIED SO HARD AIDYGDSAHGSIUG
LEO PLS
