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PGP is best girl Edition.
Will Nintendo fix the item distribution or is second place meant to get 3 red shells while 10th gets a single green shell?
>>71736470
>Will Nintendo fix
3nd for Nono best girl
best bowserbro
>>71736470
Daily reminder that item chance is based on distance from the leader and not your placement
>>71735978
I would have to assume they compare everyone's local times after the race before giving out spots. Your placing is most likely legitimate even if it looked like you were ahead. It is really frustrating though. I've also been over a kart length ahead of someone that beat me.
here i come bitches!
>>71736757
Got a single fact to back that up?
>>71736470
>nintendo
>patching anything that isn't a huge glitch
>>71736873
Do they ever?
>drafted off Candy to steal 5th place
>>71736757
>get single shroom in 12th
>someone else gets a star in 4th
nope
>>71736873
2nd place will get good items when 1st place is miles ahead
Last place will get green shell when everybody is crowded
>>71736841
One time was especially frustrating because Bowser clearly got hit by a green shell, went off track and had to slowly drive back. He still got 2nd.
Assuming it compares the finish time how does it sync green shells? according to your screen, the other fag screen or what?
I've seen green shells zoom by only to disappear a second later and the fag next to me gets hit by it.
lol last on moo moo meadows
>tfw hitting people in front and in back of you with the boomerang
>>71737057
I have no idea how they handle shells and who gets priority. I've seen people get hit or fall of ledges and then reappear back like nothing happened. The worst is when they crash into you breaking your weapons without taking a hit.
>>71737356
I've also seen characters do the engine explosion animation while accelerating like nothing was happening.
I don't even know how this netcode handles anything.
I need 2 git gud :(
>Five full seconds of tapping to finish item roulette
Nope
>trying to pass Plein in electrodome with triple mushroom
>get hit by something and go flying 150 feet into the water
HA, I fucking ate it
/v/ help me git gud pls ;-;
>>71737727
Play, and play, and play some more until you have the tracks memorized.And use a heavy. They're OP
>>71737608
I got shit on in that race too, as soon as I got pushed into the water with a horn at the start of the anti-grav I knew it was gonna be all downhill from there.
How are so many people shit at this game? It's fucking Mario Kart it takes 10 minutes to "GIT GUD" at. Drift around corners tightly and you are gud, there you go.
>getting hit after the first item box
>>71738015
I wonder the exact same things as we'll
rr64 remake is the shit
A mement of your time please guys, You know about
Mario Kart Wii CTGP??
http://wiki.tockdom.de/index.php?title=CTGP_Revolution
does anyone else here play this version of Mario Kart Wii?
<----
I know for a fact some of you still be playing that MKW, but aint it getting tired n boring playing them same 32 tracks for years now?! check it
-128 tracks; ONE TWENTY-FUCKING-EIGHT tracks, brand new & retros!
Waluigi Pinball? -GOT IT
Wario Coliseum?- GOT IT
Every Rainbow Road form every mario kart EVER?- Got em too!
and best thing bout it, All can be played Online!
So go download that shitand get it running on your Wii and get ONLINE so we can get some FUN races going!
http://chadsoft.co.uk
join the lobby pls it will literally just be nono or i winning
>>71738356
I've tried this before, more than half of the tracks are fucking terrible
heh beat daisy at least
tfw everyone left my lobby
>>71738356
we have Wii Us here
nice i have a wii u
>>71738356
MK7 is better than that
>>71738701
Are you saying I don't exist? :_;
>>71738978
we had 5 guys before
s-sorry
lol lost in 2 person race
RED SHELLS MAKE MY COCK TWITCH
/mk8g/ is property of [s4s].
We are polite, so we'll let you go first. :^)
dick mexican hit me with piranha plant at the end of rainbow road 64 remake
FUCK YOU
I was doing well too
Leo imma kill u
candy here
didnt have wii u in a dmz. every time i turn it on everything get disconnect except wii u.
the dmz setting has more shit then the other router i had. is this shit right?
I will ram burritos up your butt, amigo ;)
>>71739876
Sorry man, couldn't help myself
SAKURAIIII!
>be in 1st
>blue shell
>still in 1st but everyone has caught up
>2nd, 3rd AND 4th all get trip reds and combo me
why...
catsup 64....
Sorry Kostas :)
>>71739945
yeah
RONNIE WHYYY
>>71741401
it's not a team game nigga
You got lucky that time, candy, always juuuust outta reach for a properly used green shell or banana
When will we ever occupy the team servers? they're fun
>>71741684
go easy on me;-;
squigly pls, I know you love me but give me a chance here ;_;
yeah im out, sgdq time
>>71742174
Ah, I'm sorry for whatever I did. Please don't be sad!
>>71742431
two races in a row you stole my position as we crossed the line, I had a good chuckle
squigly that jump at the end though
I saw that
oh god leo, I am so sorry for that bullshittery from the greenshell
>>71742719
Oh, that! Alright. Sorry, I didn't understand.
>>71742758
Final resort sort of effort to do... Something. Never ends well. I try, though!
can we go team races. pls
>>71743380
No problems friend.
I left to see what new I unlocked, oooh metal wheels.
>>71743381
I'm up for this if anyone else is.
good morning guys! we ready to go to the electrodrome?
>>71743381
yo man team races would be sick since we're all much more familiar with defense strats. i'm afraid of getting picked last, but it's a risk i'm willing to take.
also, i got tired of the music in the game for the moment so i tried something different. turned off the sound and the rumble and put this on. didn't think it would go with it but it works perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDNDgcHcD04
>>71743381
>>71743671
I'll go as well, if there's more people, that is.
>>71743852
you don't get picked. you choose a team good vs evil
I'm down for team races as well
>>71743671
How often does /v/ even play teams?
>>71744332
I only played once and it was a grand ol time.
>green shell toby on the second turn of mario stadium
>>71744332
I haven't yet, but the team names are a shit (sorry).
If theres a reference in them I don't get it.
>>71744317
Sound cool. I'm in.
>>71744460
This has to be bait.
guys get in here were actually in the team lobby
>>71744460
What are their names?
Anyone wanna join my tournament from 7-9? In about 20 mins. 5232-5797-2558
>>71744675
>don't understand something
>must be bait
Sorry for being uninformed, nerd.
>>71744728
Tunesquad, Monstars.
>>71744712
Well where are you nigga? It says I can't join you.
captcha: alliance ismeme
>>71744934
>join lobby
>comm error
>try again
>repeat
>>71744832
Ever see Space Jam?
>>71744934
I used the code in op pic. wut
>>71745032
No I haven't, thanks for a straight answer though.
Team lobby need a good Daisy?
>>71744832
It's from Space Jam!
>>71744460
Nobody complains about teams being stacked ever?
>>71743852
>racing game
>not listening to Eurobeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzExFrZ9vX4
says OP code teams match is closed
"This Tournament is currently closed." Is anyone else getting this error with the Team lobby?
>>71745267
nah, not today. I'm detoxing from EDM. been candy-tilting too much lately.
MY BATTERIES DIED ON BOWSER'S CATLE!
just after i took first from toad and toadette dammit
>>71745426
It just means no points are recorded. I can make a new if people want to do team races.
>>71745481
Yes
>4 v 1
>>71744832
Is this a reference to that Darude song?
>>71745626
I'm joining the tunesquad, Ronnie. Don't lose hope.
>>71744793
starting
>>71745626
I'm trying to join, but I keep getting put by myself or one other person.
>>71745626
Aw man, did it already start? I still can't join due to this tournament is closed thing.
>>71745643
savd
>>71745917
Normally that shouldn't be a problem, but it seems bugged for some people.
>>71745514
Do people agree with this about someone making a new one that is open all week like the main one?
What's a good pick in special cup (mirrored)?
that bullet bill that send loli chan on to a piranha
>everybody picked Mount Wario
good taste
>>71745468
Lucky me. You were Larry right? That was also a nice steal on the Mario level. I was distracted and had no idea anyone else was around except for the Wario until you zoomed passed me and flaunted that golden "I'm using tilt controls!" icon.
>>71746013
I guess you could make a new one (it'd be nice if it worked for me!), but everyone probably has that old image saved, with the old code and everything. So, I don't really know.
Daisies wrecking house on Mount Wario
I'm done for now guys. I'll be bak at 10 bye bye
>Coming in 1st on my first race of the evening
>>71746189
thanks for noticing my bling. damn, thought i had the bowsers castle rematch just there. the boat's sailed.
>>71746393
Made a new one if people want to try and join it, since it is open and people are having trouble with the one in OP.
7513-3269-0783
>>71746056
Nothing with inside drifting.
>>71746603
Alright, I'll try joining this.
>>71746603
we would have to edit the OP or someone has to comment quickly
I hope you're doing this team stuff tomorrow.
TWK, why the fuck are you using the Mach 8?
>>71746905
I like it, the engine sounds nice.
>>71746726
Have three people in. That's a start.
>LOLCENAWINS betraying each other
HE STARTED IT
>>71746998
>>71747028
I was trying to pull a Cena and bury everyone I work with.
Great, a 1v1
>>71747067
Good job, fella. You just pulled a Ziggler instead and buried yourself.
>>71747067
why did you put that banana down in front of me? Nice job keeping first
>can't edit chat options to be things like Fella or LOL I Win
>>71747840
>not eyy lmao
>finish first
>rest of team 6, 7, 8
>>71747941
I love that tumblr meme :D
sorry ben
I messed up a little on shyguy falls. sorry guys.
That bomb tho
Blue team got fucked
>fucked up the last two turns on Shy Guy Falls because I was trying to be too SANIC
Sorry two, he blew by me with a star, I couldn't hold him off. I'm a terrible wingman.
>I will never be the better Ludwig
Be right back
>Accidentally hit everyone with basically all of my items
I'm a horrible teammate.
>>71748872
hello, me
>hear about peoplle playing teams
>put in the tournament code
>only 2 people ever played it
wat
Why this game only have tires kart and glider customization? Why not hats? Why not spoilers? Why not custom windshields? Why not custom paint schemes
>>71749220
Try this image.
Who is in a populated team lobby? I want to recent join someone who is.
>>71749379
this tickles my OCD
>try to rejoin teams
>6 tries and each time not even a spectating
>>71749502
Join from friends list.
>>71749462
Fix it then.
>>71749617Can I be your friend?
>>71749641
Is it full?
>>71749698
No, on 7 people. We just ended a race. Try joining us now.
>>71749641
please. do you think it's full?
I SHALL LEAD THE LOBSTERHEADS TO VICTORY
"You were unable to join" whenever I try to join the team lobby via recent players.
Guess because you have to choose a team when joining and Nintendo was probably too dumb to include that part when clicking join because they suck at online.
>>71749926
>now up to 10
I had to hit you with the star there. It may have let the last place person catch you.
>blue shells now helpful
>>71750204
>4 LOLCENAWINS pass me in a group
>throw red shell
>I'm too close to all of them and it goes after a teammate
I'm sorry.
>think i have a mushroom
>it's actually a red shell
sorry leo
>>71750453
No worries
>>71750204
we went from battling for first to scrapping for not last. how the mighty have fallen
>3 cenas
>7 lobsters
okay I think we're getting just a little uneven
just a little
Sorry for hitting you Larry. The shells just sort of spawned and I couldn't do anything.
You guys ARE doing team races in the OP team lobby right?
>>71750727
I left and rejoined. I don't think it let me choose teams. Seems you are locked in for the week.
I'll fix, this weekend if I'm home, to make it be daily with the down time at like 4 AM Eastern.
You're making a lot more mistakes lately Plein. Do you need a rest?Or do I make you nervous? >:3
>>71750727
Well lobsterhead is such a better team name than cenawinslol
>>71750848
No, lobby in >>71749379 please join LOLCENAWINS see >>71750727 for reason
> horn dog thinking he was the japanese toadette
s-sorry
>>71750967
I'm barely paying attention to what I'm doing and I've been up for about 24 hours, I probably shouldn't bother playing but oh well.
I hate fireballs so fucking much, I wish they'd remove that shit.
>>71750968
That would be acceptable if one was SHELB. Neither team is good. I guess I could have done APPLEDOUGH instead.
>wanting to support Shemus or Cena
>Traitorous assholes throwing red shells at teammates
>have a crazy 8
>someone on my team runs into me, blows up my bomb, and takes my star
I hope you appreciate the things I do for you
I'm coming back fellas. I just scanned a QR code for a Sheamus Mii.
I am now running into and shooting every teammate I see
>>71752615
Cena or Lobster?
New team tourney that works. Please join LOLCENAWINS. Lobster Head has TOO MANY LIMES already.
7513-3269-0783
Did that lightning affect everyone?
>>71753191
Only the opposite team
>>71753191
Only the red team.
There is always at least one lightning over the cliff at bone dry dunes.
Always
>>71753224
>>71753231
Fuck. I could have used my blue shell then probably. I held onto it the entire race
>>71753297
I did the same thing a couple races ago before realizing.
>>71753191
>>71753224
>>71753231
i held my breath when i used it
I will NOT go easy on you Plein!
You c'mere you lil' rascal!
>>71753537
The top three were teammates, I didn't want to risk it.
>have red shell
>not really paying attention because blue shell just went off
>think it is mushroom
Sorry.
Oh Candy, you' lil' tease!
Saving red shells especially for lil' ol me, huh? >:3
>red shell coming towards me
>get item
>it's a bob-omb
>throw it backwards in desperation
>it hits the red shell
>I don't get hit by the explosion
This teams stuff is more fun than it should be. It is hard to not fire items off right away when it is something like a red shell.
>like 6 people leaving at once
cri
>>71754520
I think someone left without voting.
>>71754228
you win this round, i'm headed back to the regular /v/ race for a minute.
Sorry, I gotta go. Teams was fun, but I couldn't help but think the whole time I was letting my team down.
>only 4 people left
>3 lobsters
>>71754228
Thanks for the team games, was fun.
>>71754648
You did fine squigs
>>71754134
You can hold a bob-omb behind you to block stuff without getting hit by the explosion like you would a shell or banana.
I'm pretty sure the 'front end' of an explosion lacks a hitbox because I've driven through many explosions that have occurred behind me.
>>71754648
i felt the same way.
you gave it your best, i know it.
FUCKING BULLIES
>still didn't hit me with that star
It was just one bully. Couldn't let you overcome the odds.
Welp, it seems like we're done with teams, see you next timeoh who am I fucking kidding we're never doing this again
>>71755150
I will if people are willing to.
>join room
>Larry and TWK are in it
Gotta resist the urge to help TWK.
>>71755150
the hell we aren't.
We should play frantic items one day.
>>71756128
frantic seems like a good idea for teams
a blue shell is about to hit me on dolphin shoals. suddenly, i am saved by a communication error. thanks, nintendo.
no, seriously, the thing was about to detonate in like 1 milisecond.
Suck my dick Michael.
>>71756495
that was mine :^(
Just sittin here, waiting on mk7. Looks like you all are having fun.
>>71758349
I'll go back to 7I was never there to begin with
one of these days you are going to screw that trick up
>>71758349
MK7 was the only MK I didn't buy. I wonder if I missed out on anything
>>71758717
you missed out on best item tonuki tail
>tard walks in
>sides
>>71758717
It's good
not as good as 8
Time to bully Nikki!If she can keep up!
>>71759384
She can't
>>71759410
Aw..
Hi guys! I love you
I'm back with another anthem
Ah! You delicious lil' japanese loli.
You lucked out on that one!
twk is aspeedh4xer
julidull is a speed hacker
>>71760345
I attack corners
Just finished getting three stars for every cup on every class, now I'm working on getting up to 2800 coins (~2200 at the moment) and all 90 stamps (69 at the moment).
I've been refraining from playing online until I do everything of significance (excluding collecting 10,000 or 15,000 coins). What's this All-Star Cup trophy I'm seeing so often, and does it affect the game in any way?
>>71760563
th-thanks for the compliment :3
>>71761058
do not deny pls
GO TIGHTER IN THE CORNERS YOU FAGGOTS IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY OF YOU I PASS BECAUSE YOU ARE WAY OUT ON THE OUTER EDGE OF THE TURN
>>71761680
i'm using the hack calledgitgud
You can't escape my grasp Candy!
I'm gonna get ya and squeeze ya!
>>71761959
haha o wow ur mad
ryza, how in fuck's name?
>>71761058
no wonder he called you a speed hacker, you have kangaroo internet. No one can hit you with shit
>>71762074
Too slick man. I own the road!
>>71762202
I was kidding
fuck you brown shirt man I don't care about you either
why Kronie ;_;
Who CTGP-R here?
>tard
>"GO EASY ON ME!"
oh fuck my sides
Holy fuck that Dusty Dunes or whatever race was crazy, that was anyone's race.
>>71763527
shut up hacker
>>71763236
Can I try CTGP-R on Dolphin? If yes then how?
Are you guys still doing teams!?
>>71763897
you're notss13'spomf are you?
>>71764004
ss13?
>>71764171
nvm
>>71763834
I have no clue; I imagine there is some way but then again it reads your game disc before installing. I use the letterbomb method to launch the game from the wii home.
Yo candy wtf happened on that mount wario run. You where in front of me the. Suddenly you flipped out and I got ahead.
>>71765013
bomb hit me near the flags sharp turn section it hit you to but it was a lag hit
>Mario Circuit
>Toadette gets super horn
>I'm close behind her in 2nd, get NOTHING BUT COINS IN EVERY ITEM BOX
Fuck this, man.
>>71765718
items are based on distance from 1st place
>>71765778
I know that, but still, give me a shell or something so they have to use that horn item. To give me a chance. And yet for like six item boxes in a row, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin. I still got 2nd of 5, but damn.
>>71765718
>1-on-1
>First place
>second gets triple reds
>the grill miis in the lobby are taller than some men
wtf is up with the manlets
>>71765995
I know, right? Also, where'd everybody go? Not even 2am and online's tournament turned into a ghost town.
>>71766184
You say that like it's morning
fuck
