When was the last time you were in Gamestop?
How'd it go?
It's filled with employee's that are dead inside, i suspect they live in the backroom as well.
>go to gamestop in the mall since it has loads of used shit
>usually filled to the brim with gamecube and ps2 shit
>ask if they have any gamecube controllers still
>female clerk says no they got rid of their used old shit
>17yr old employee says they got a WiiU cube comtroller
>they want $60 for the fucking thing
>had time to kill
>walked in, looked at their pre-owned games
>everything overpriced
>had a PS4, go to play it
>controller is totally busted
>leave
This was when the PS4 just got released.
>>331402683
>When was the last time you were in Gamestop?
The last time I used optical media to play video games; circa 2009.
2008 on a trip to Germany, my country doesn't have GameStops.
At least the local vidya shops don't buttrape you on ridiculous prices.
>enter
>place stinks of BO
>pre-order Dark Souls 3
>girl behind the counter tries to flirt with me
>caught me in a bad mood
>give one word answers
>keeps trying to strike up a conversation
>say "Sorry, I'm in a hurry"
>she shuts up
>leave
Felt kind of bad for being rude later.
>looking for a used 3ds with hopefully no updates to hack, so i stopped by a local gamestop after work
>still wearing my employee jacket, from a fucking local videogame dev studio
>really loud kid can be heard before i even enter the door
>its a group of 3 fucking teenagers, talking to the guy at the counter about some dumb shit
>fucking boxes and bins and piles of games on the fucking floor all over the place, figurines and shitty toys and all kinds of bullshit
>kid's talking about fighting game characters, it could have been smash brothers, but i heard soul caliber mentioned
>no used 3ds's on display, but i see a Happy Home Designer bundle behind the counter, fucking good enough
>stand by the counter
>"there's no way they could add a guy who uses guns into a fighting game that's fucking stupid"
>"imagine if Master Chief was in a fighting game, it wouldnt work! Even the arbiter, what would he use? The fucking sword?"
im almost giggling to myself at this point
>they'd have to give him a weapon, like a wakizashi. Do you know what that is, i know a LOT about weapons."
>i was still not helped, and the guy had no intention of helping me, so i left.
In the end i dont actually want any 3ds games so all i lost were my sides as i drove back home.
>>331402683
How many years has it been since that video was first uploaded?
>>331403927
Look at the logo on her shirt...
>new GameStop opens near walmart
>accosted as soon as I enter by a middle-aged tryhard that won't stop talking about Monkey Ball
>follows me around shop trying to tell me everything I never wanted to know about everything
>looking at new games
>$5-20 more than at the Walmart next door
>check out used games
>literally only $3-5 less than new versions of same game, some of them released more than a year ago
>overhear some guys trading in a bunch of games
>some of them in used section for $54.95
>they want to trade in about 12 games
>GS offers them $24 total
>guys wanting to trade in look disappointed as fuck
>try haggling for more
>employee offers them a Game Informer subscription for 6 months at 10% off
>they reluctantly take the deal
>I leave...
>"You're not buying a game? Would you like to try Monkey ball? We have it set up right over here!"
>...and never return
>>331404106
she's from the future?
>>331402683
Still upset I didn't get to see her tits
>>331402683
>new 3ds just came out
>deal to swap the old one for the new one and save some money
>guy tells me my 3ds has a scratch on the case, so he takes 40 dollars off the deal
>I tell him nevermind, and sell the thing on ebay instead
>it sells for $80
>end up saving more money in the end
>go into gamestop
>pick up my preorder of Bloodborne
>leave gamestop
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>331402683
What's gamestop?
Rewatched the video. The guy fucking finishes in literally 2 minutes, and half of the time he's jerking off. What a gaylord.
>>331407458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0
>>331402683
Why do men enjoy submissing women into such position?
Im no feminist but I wouldnt make a woman suck my dick.
Its disgusting.
Girl lips are for kisses only.
>>331402683
Someone post the link to the video
ooga booga rockstop
>>331407701
It's easy as hell to find idiot, do your own homework
>>331407694
>being a literal female
>go in to buy a wired controller for xbox and PC play, as well as buy a few steam cards
>bunch of open boxes with bubble wrap next to the little counter thing where you go in and out of the register desk
>pick up the controller and the steam cards
>look at games for a little bit
>employee comes up
>hey mang you looking for anything in particular? can I help?
>tell him nah, just browsing
>okay man, hope you find something
>pick up Metro: Last Light and Bayonetta
>put all my shit down
>female clerk. qt points are 6.99/10 but she looks real raggedy and her eyes have more bags than the store, clearly wants death inside
>for a brief moment her eyes go "Really?" looking at all my purchases
>goes over and browses for Metro+Bayonetta because they keep the games behind the desk
>Hey! Have you seen Metro?
>Check M <female name>
>Here it is! Thanks!
>Walk out
>months, months later play Metro LL
>disappointed
Gamestop, man.
>>331407694
That's what I thought at first toobut she, no joke, pressured me into letting her do it, and it was great
the pussy tastes great so I'm assuming my dick must have tasted at least okay, I mean I shower every single day
>>331407694
>>331402683
I've actually seen that video, not long ago it felt weird for me when i saw her shirt, cant complain though Half-Life is my favorite.We dont have big chain shops dedicated to gaming like gamestop here in Greece but we do have regular tech shops that do have lots of gaming stuff, consoles, games and the like.
> go to gamestop to buy Senran Kagura Estival Vs.
> two obvious dykes with pink hair and lip piercings working the counter
> ask for game
> dyke 1 says "PS4 or Vita"
> I say PS4
> dyke 2 tells dyke 1 its in the drawer.
> dyke 1 "that'll be $64"
> pay
> walk out with game
fucking gamestop/feminists!
>>331407908
>I shower every single day
fag
https://youtu.be/72Pgn4kFVZk
Is gamestop the place to buy a new PS4?
I once posted this but I didn't save it... And so, I'll type everything a game.
>Live in beanerland
>No GameStop here, but we have GamePlanet, which is just as shitty
>Be kind of fat, but too lazy/no place to exercise
>Lightbulb.jpg "I'll just get a fucking Wii Fit U!"
>Go to GamePlanet
>There's a girl working there
>Tell her I'd like to buy a Fii Wit U and ask her to get me one from the back
>She has no idea what I'm talking about
>Repeat it slow and loud, as if she was retarded
>Still doesn't understand
>I'm getting irritated
>Point to the display unit box to show her what I'm talking about
>"Oh! Gotcha", she proceeds to yell to a guy in the back "JOOOOOOOOHN, HOW MUCH IS THE WHITE PLANK FOR THE NINTENDO"
>He comes from the back, asks her to stop yelling and tells her to check the fucking PRICE TAG ON THE BOX
>I need something else, it's gonna be painful but I have to ask
>Ask her if they still have the Charizard Amiibo, since I couldn't (and didn't want to) preorder it
>"A Chariwhat amiibo?"
>Sigh... Orange dragon, blue/green wings
>Still no fucking clue
>John comes from the back, sees the "I'm gon' slap a bitch" expression on my face
>"Is there a problem? Can I help you?"
>YES, PLEASE. Tell him what I want to buy
>Five minutes later I already paid for my shit and I'm leaving
>Give Johnny a handshake because he a bro
It has happened several times but this was the worst by far.
I don't care if you have 10/10 tits or a nice ass. If you're a woman, I ain't buying from your game store.
>>331407694
2013. We had some little shits staying over at my parent's house for Christmas and we had to get them games and other shit. I got De Blob for Wii for one of em. The kid I got it for was an ungrateful little shit who I wanted to punch, but I would have of course been arrested, so I didn't.
>>331402683
Probably whenever digital games became more convenient.
>>331408246
Imaging this in my head made it cringy, i feel sorry for you.
>>331402683
>at gamestop couple of weeks ago
>found myself crushing real fucking hard on this one qt working there
>to the point where I was trying some half baked attempts at small talk and chatting up
>she blushes smiling while brushing it off
>dropped back there couple of days ago to see their stock
>gamestop qt that works there greets me somewhat cheerfully and asks how my day has been so far
>don't even respond at this point and just look at her with like pic relate
Strange because at some point in time I was nearly back flipping over the moon just to see her. Now I can't even recall who she is much less why I was even interested in her in the first place. What a strange person I am becoming.
>>331408246
Women dominate retail and they fucking suck at it if they're selling shit they don't understand.
You would hire a young guy to sell make-up unless he's a fag so why do they do it?
>>331408246
>"Un que?!"
>"O si ya se!"
>"Jonny~! Cuanto para la tabla blanca de Nintendo?"
>"Joder, vieja, no grites!, checkea el precio en la caja"
>"T-tienes el Chari-sard amiibo tambien?"
>"que? chorizo?"
Was she cute, anon?
Like Lobitah?
>>331402683
I just order online, I get the games at d1 with free shipping since the games cost more than whatever X amount needed.
>>331408458
We all want what we can't have anon.
The same thing happens to me
>>331402683
2-3 months ago. I went in, got my game, and left. That's about the usual interaction with gamestop.
>>331408458
Dont leave her hanging, if you're still even a little bit interested, go for it, it might be your chance. Pic we wish was related.
>>331408485
Sometimes they do hire people who know what they're talking about, but it's so uncommon, and their prices make me want to kill myself. $60 for 3DS games, $70-$80 for console games.
>>331408504
I don't know if she was cute, women are so annoying to me I don't even pay attention to that anymore, I just want to get away as soon as possible...
>>331408485
Because you get thirsty faggots who fall for that shit and will keep coming back to see some """"""""""cute""""""""""" girl.
>>331408121
Hey man I'm the one getting my dick sucked, guess it helps
>>331402683
>go into EB to return copy of DD (they gave me in a dark arisen case, but I already have original DD)
>flatmates dog rippped up the case but the disk seemed unharmed
>dude was super chill about it
>was looking for a copy of DA to give to me but couldn't find a copy
>offers a refund
>checks disk
>one huge indent, clearly canine in origin
>appologise meekly and thank the dude for being a bro
>then go home and savagely beat my flatmates dog
Don't worry, it wasn't a shepherd or a collie, or one of the noble dogs, it's one of those chiaua fucking shitsoup or somesuch nonesense. Constantly yapping and shitting on the carpet.
>>331403661
>At least the local vidya shops don't buttrape you on ridiculous prices.
Where I live it's the polar opposite, local shops are huge jews that ask usually ten bucks more than gamestop's prices and don't even make the receipt. They also tend to break d1s since that's a way to grab customers since no sane person would buy from them with those retarded prices.
>>331408917
Why didn't you beat your fucking flatmate you flaccid homosexual
>>331408121
/r9k/ is a couple boards down my man.
>>331408861
but did she actually say "Chorizo" to you?!
>2011.
>Skyrim was beginning and it was midnight release preorder pickup time after work.
>Store has literal drum circle outside, unwashed dudes smoking outside the store.
>Hurry inside, holding breath to wait in line.
>There is no line, the entire store is packed like it's a fucking post-apocalyptic movie.
>People sitting on the floor.
>There's a crying baby, lamenting itself as a landwhale/manchild hybrid.
>It smells sour in the room.
>I zip up my coat to hide my anime shirt and powerlevel and try to hide in the back where at least the screaming baby has cleared some of the crowd.
>A neckbeard emerges from the backroom with a guitar. I bet he thinks he looks like a nord.
> I shit you not, he starts strumming and singing.
>Several people sing with him, including two other employees. They're singing the theme song to Firefly.
>A ladyfriend from school approaches me.
>"Want to go talk in the car?"
>"YES."
Fucking Gamestop. I have never gone back to a Gamestop or pre-ordered a physical copy of anything since. Seriously, how do gamers lack such dignity? I've played almost every video game series imaginable, but I keep to myself like an adult about it.
>that bit when she smiles
hnnngghh
>>331408992
Nah, I may be Mexican but we don't throw Mexican food references every three seconds.
She just said "¿Un Chari-qué?"
>>331408917
I'd have beat your faggot fucking ass.
>>331408458
You do realize Gamestop puts girls at the desk because they know retards like you will come in and buy stuff just to see and talk to her, right?
>>331407701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlnbMHEZD1E
>>331409014
hnnngh
>>331408904
>I'm the one getting my dick
Yeah, by dudes. That makes you a fag.
>>331403673
She was only flirting with you so you'd buy more shit or come back later and buy more shit
>>331409065
No you wouldn't have lol.
>>331408964
because she might stop sucking my dick
Al our gamestops have been closed and terminated since last week. So no more gamestop, no more pre-orders and no more SE/LE
>>331409075
So my mind was saving me from a potentially bad situation then?
>>331409095
>reading comprehension
Hi fag!
>>331409095
no that makes them a fag, hes not the one with a dick in his mouth
being a top is 100% not gay
>buy dark souls
>completely not enjoyable to play with kbm
>go to gamestop for a wired 360 gamepad
>they tell me microshit doesn't make them
>try to get me to preorder dishonored
Last time for me.
>>331402683
>Walk into Gamestation (Ye Olde Britbong Gamestop)
>Girl behind the counter, maybe 20/21
>Makeup and hair scream she doesn't know shit about vidya and this is just a job
>Scan the shelves and hope I don't have to ask her for anything
>They don't have pic related - have to ask at the counter
>"Hi, excuse me? Do you have Boktai for the GBA?"
>Her face is blank. I try again, taking care to pronounce it correctly
>"Boktai? For the Gameboy Advanced?"
>Staring into the abyss
>Decide to describe the game - it's fairly unique
>"It's a game with a solar sensor on the cartridge? You fight vampires with real sunlight?"
>The abyss stares back
>Suddenly, "Bock-tie?"
>Thank god she speaks English at least
>"Yes, Boktai"
>Slowly turns with drawn on eyebrows furrowed and calls for manager
>Hipster asshat wearing a scarf indoors comes out and they mutter to each other for a bit
>He leaves
>She returns to the counter and shrugs
>Wait for maybe 5 seconds in silence in case she says anything
>Leave and spend the next 13 years in near total darkness
>Gain a vitamin D deficiency
Fucking Gamestation
>>331408246
>>Be fat, too lazy to exercise
Fixed. You excuse throwing faggot
>>331409197
You'd be the expert on gay, seeing as you are 100% not "not gay".
>>331409145
Yes, yes I would have. You don't touch another person's pets, let alone my pets. I hope he turns your ass in considering that's a Class 1 Felony.
You're a little fucking bitch that can't take out his aggression on his roommate and instead takes it out on a tiny dog. You are the epitome of a fucking coward and child.
>>331407694
fag
>>331409176
No, not necessarily.
But you're acting like she was doing this TO YOU uniquely; she probably asks every guy in there how their day is going. There's a high likelihood that she's just doing a good job at marketing rather than interested in you.
You can try it, but I'm just saying, don't go all cloud nine because a saleswoman is paying attention to you. Don't be dumb, and especially don't be dumb with your money.
>>331409304
yes correct thank you
>>331409043
its ok, im sure she was cute.
>>331409095
>getting your dick sucked is gay
No
>>331408917
>>then go home and savagely beat my flatmates dog
Good fucking lord
>>331407761
Not with the identifiers in the pics that have been posted.
>>331409213
>Fucking Gamestation
Thank fuck it's dead. It smelled worse than CeX.
>>331409145
>beats her dog
She's going to stop sucking your dick regardless, and if she doesn't, she's fucked up, and you're clearly a psychotic fucker who beats dogs and is so psychotic that people are afraid you'll snap one day and beat them. You need some serious therapy kid.
>>331408917
>beats up the dog instead of the flatmate
you're a grade A coward
>>331408917
Kill yourself you subhuman piece of trash
>>331409319
>Yes, yes I would have.
haha I would have loved to see you try. What next are you going to tell me about how you're a 4th dan black belt? gorrilla warefare expert perhaps?
>>331408917
You don't have the balls to even beat a dog. Stop lying on the internet.
>>331403673
Why is it that all stories of Gstop includes female employees flirting with losers?
>Walks into a GameStop in Vienna.
>"Hello, do you have Danganronpa Another Episode Ultra Despair Girls?"
>"Do I- what?"
>"Danganronpa. Came out today."
>Guy looks a few degrees to the right and down.
>The game is just lying on the desk next to him.
>"Oh. Here."
>He just hands it to me.
>"Congratulations, you seem to have gotten the last copy. And the only copy."
I love GameStop.
>>331409065
>>331409490
>>331409507
>>331409319
>>331409446
>>331409319
>being this mad at a stranger on the internet
>>331409375
Thank the heavens and most of all thank you for enlightening me on this. Christ alive I'm glad I didn't part with that 60 she was eyeing on me to depart with. Ended up putting that into the tank of my other girl and we went for a day and a halfs ride out on the asphalt.Not talking to anyone for the space of about 9 or so months would leave me vulnerable like this right?
>>331409004
Make up a sexy story about you and your lady friend.
>>331409515
Don't have to be any of those things to beat some punk's ass. Sold and did my fair share of drugs when I was younger, seen a lot worse people than you in my day.
>>331409515
>some fag on /v/ things he's some sort of big tough guy for beating on little dogs
Hang yourself
>>331409379
A faggot in denial using prison faggetory logic. That's rich
>>331409065
>>331409319
>>331409446
>>331409490
>>331409507
Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>331409582
>DUDE ANIMAL ABUSE LMAO
Fuck off back to /b/
>>331408917
>then go home and savagely beat my flatmates dog
Care to go into detail about this anon-kun?
>>331409642
>gets triggered over someone disciplining a pet
>pretends to be a hardened drug dealer on the internet
>>331409642
>>331409582
>>331409692
If you want to be edgy 12 year olds, /b/ is that way.
>>331409642
Sure ya did kiddo. Sure ya did.
>>331409708
>>331409749
>>331409642
>Don't have to be any of those things to beat some punk's ass. Sold and did my fair share of drugs when I was younger, seen a lot worse people than you in my day.
>>331409642
Uh oh this guy's a real toughie
Never been.
Last time I was in EB the fat sperg girl asked if theZSS amiiboI was buying was Zelda
>>331409773
What?
>>331409721
There is a difference between discipline and abuse Anon, a clear cut difference. Besides I've been to rehab and I've been clean since I was 22, you can believe whatever you want.
>>331409724
k
>>331409601
Hey, you're the dipshit who got suckered by some gamestop succubus. You're worse than the men who go to strip clubs and think the stripper likes them; you actually talk about it on message boards with strangers.
>>331409749
It's just a story and a pretty funny one at that
>>331409515
>>331409642
Get a room and fuck already, fucking latent homosexuals these days.
>>331409716
Savagely beating is an exaggeration.
I showed it the case, said "NO" "BAD DOG", then preceded to give it 6 good open palm slaps to the backside. I like how riled up I'm getting this particular anon though so don't spoil the fun.
>>331409721
>savagely beating a dog because you have anger issues
>discipline
Retard
>>331409830
It hurts.
>>331409856
Lucky for me she was male otherwise we would be having some serious problems right now.
>come to participate in this thread
>kids trying to act tough by beating dogs or being drug dealers
>everything dissolves into shitposting at an astounding rate because everyone is trying to bait and act like retards
/v/ has gone into to shit.
>>331402683
sauce?
>need a wii u proconteoller
>black guy at the counter
>"Hey fellow"
>"Y- yo"
>turn around as fast as I can
>browse the ds games
>did you know ceaser mason had a game?
>leave without buying anything
We don't have GameStops in my country.
We have Game Mania instead.
Last time I was there was last Thursday to pick up Pokken Tournament, and I got a WiiU pro controller while I was there.
>>331409856
>You're worse than the men who go to strip clubs and think the stripper likes them
Oh man I have a friend who does this and fucking chats them up. He tried to dance on the stage, legit offered to give the stripper a dance and get her to pay him, and nearly got us thrown out. Fuck
>mfw people to this day seriously can't just search up "gamestop blowjob"
Also whoever >>331409642 is can you quit your comedy act
>>331409850
>he embellished the story and used the word "savagely" so it is now animal abuse, trust me i'm a hardened drug dealer with a degree in law
>>331409891
cuck
>>331409075
you do realize literally every business does this
attractive women sell more, nothing new here
>went in to trade in an xbox one afterglow controller because the piece of shit didn't work
>when I bought it, it was one of the only wired controllers for the xbox one that they had
>said that I wanted to get another wired controller to replace it
>clerk lets me pick out from several different controllers
>grab one and wait for him to ring it up
>he doesn't, guy just lets me have it
>didn't even ring anything up for the return, literally just swapped out a broken product for a different product
>get home and find out the new controller has an even cooler afterglow effect and looks cooler overall
>only problem is it doesn't have a mic port, but the other one didn't either
Out of the people at my local gamestop, that guy is my favorite.
>>331409976
that guy is based as fuck, you should count yourself lucky to call him friend.
>>331409951
/v/ has always been shit
>>331402683
Hottest BJ video I ever seen, still beat it to it every once in a while
>>331403673
>working my shitty job at gamestop
>sweaty neckbeard with an insane clown posse t-shirt and a naruto headband walks in
>he's really red and out of breath for some reason
>entire store suddenly reeks of his body odor
>he walks up to the counter and starts mumbling some shit
>ask him if he's okay
>without making eye contact he wheezes out something about him being in a hurry for some reason
>with the last of his breath he manages to wheeze out "d--d-d-daark.. souulss thee peeee esss fowre..."
>he pulls out a credit card with a woman's name on it (probably his mom) to pay
>calls me a bitch and mumbles some shit about gamergate before leaving
fucking customers
>>331409889
Disciplining a dog is smacking it on the snout once right after they've done something. Dogs do not learn if you randomly decide to smack them several times after the fact, nor do they need to be smacked several times to learn.
Do you even own a dog? This is fairly common knowledge anon.
shouldn't have worn white today...
>read these threads
>went to work at gamestop for a few months just to fuck with you faggots
>jewed as hard as I could
>every now and then a fat loser would come in and make my day
Totally worth it.
>>331409951
gone to shit? it was always shit
>>331409976
That would have been pretty funny to see though can't say its surprising given how fast a situation can turn from bad to worse with strippers, booze and money.
>>331402683
I fucking love that video.
>>331410035
I can't argue that, but it's been far worse since the Chanology and someone dissolved into even worse shit with GG and The Fappening.
i bet gamestop fucking caused this thread
>go to gamestop
>buy video game
>be asked to pre order game
>no
>leave gamestop
I guess I've just gotten lucky enough to never have to have dealt with a particularly pushy Gamestop employee.
Their job literally depends on getting people to pre-order shit, for some reason. So I kind of get why they would be.
>>331410180
If your going to post anon at least do so with a cuter girl instead of that one you just posted now. Just sayin
>>331410002
Hence why I said it, dumb fuck.
>>331410212
>Their job literally depends on getting people to pre-order shit,
Do they gain commission from this or is it part of some company quota they have to meet thanks from the higher ups?
>>331407559
I don't think you have time for an hour long fuckfest if you're on the clock, son.
>>331409989
Great meme, lad. Very hilarious and original.
>>331410027
It's funny to talk about afterwards, but annoying to actually have to deal with. We have to basically babysit him half the time to prevent him getting BTFO'd by a bouncer. Also one time he threw his drink all over us because he didn't get a root
>>331410121
Yeah that's pretty much it, but we do usually have a laugh afterwards
>Go to pick up Dragon's Crown for PS3
>manager tells me he accidentally printed an extra Overwatch beta code and gives it to me
inb4 some autistic blizzard hate replies
>>331410067
Dog hasn't touched my games since. Seems like I know dog training better than you do.
>>331410291
cuck
>>331409043
>chorizo
>Mexican food
Fucking mariachis, stop stealing food.
>>331410224
This one?
>>331403906
tfw arbiter dlc for killer instinct
>>331410148
I disagree. The shit is the same, it just seems to you that there is more of it.
When you start out here you're just like the faggots shitting up the thread. Then you stick around, learn how the place works and stop being a faggot, causing you to notice all the other faggots who haven't learned yet.
/v/ is a constant stream of shit you don't get used to but become hyper aware of.
Thursday. I work there.
>>331410306
Why not let him get his ass booted by the bouncer? Would change his attitude for the better or make him take it as a challenge in knocking the bouncer down. One way to spice your night up when things get too slow.
>>331409319
>>331409446
>muh animals
>>331410306
>We have to basically babysit him half the time to prevent him getting BTFO'd by a bouncer.
Why contain it? I mean I get being a good friend and all, but when you live the based life you gotta be able to take the knocks.
>>331410278
I had a friend who worked at Gamestop once. It's actually required that they meet a pre-order / rewards card subscription quota. Selling games barely even mattered.
It may or may not be more or less lenient depending on location, though.
>>331410363
And it likely wont again, not due to your disciplining but due to the fact that the original incident was an isolated matter, that and you probably keep your games away from it at all times now.
>>331410404
>The shit is the same
It probably isn't it probably just seems that way to people who have been here 10 years.
That being said even looking at late 90s BBS and other forums, the posts are astoundingly similar to 4chan.
>>331410431
>>331410447
true but we don't want our downer pill to die
>>331410273
Fuck you buddy don't talk to me or my anons ever again
>at the Mall of America a few years ago
>woah a gamestop how fortuitous
>actually there are three of the fucking things in there
>grab a copy of Punch-Out!! Wii and my friend gets a few inexpensive bro-op games for his 360
>leave, spend the rest of the day exploring the mall
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>331410404
I think it's more of a case of, people don't lurk before posting anymore, they just post to see how many replies they can get. It's kind of like facebook or reddit in that regard actually. I remember quite a few threads not even a couple years ago, that were relatively tame. Metroid threads were tame as hell before ACfag, MGS threads were tame without constant MGS3 vs. MGS2 posts (granted they were there, but not as prevalent as now), there were actual discussions on /v/ in quite a lot of places. Now it seems like everyone just falls for the trolls baiting and threads dissolve into shit. Like I said, it definitely happened before, since /v/ was a thing, it's just more prevalent now due to /v/'s userbase sky-rocketing in recent years.
>Fucking Gamestop thread
>Faggots arguing about how to discipline dogs
>>331409541
Retail girls are notoriously slutty. When I worked in retail I'd get blowjobs in the staff room, most of them had boyfriends.
>>331410585
Depending on your inherent laws as to whether he lives or dies friend. Where I come from excess force to the point of murder earns you a 10 year soap time with Bubba. Not a lot of bouncers are gonna wanna play with that unless they enjoy playing with cock and balls. That aside hes going to have to learn to either take it down a notch or drop his behavior down to a manageable state that allows for safety and fun all in the same night out.
I've worked at a Gamestop as a keyholder (SGA) for the past two years. Would not recommend, but I'm dating one of the other managers so shit's pretty cash.
>>331410585
Bouncers are usually pretty careful not to kill or maim people, that stuff usually comes back to bite them in the ass. Don't get me wrong they love dropping the beat down on someone who deserves it, but usually they just end up unconscious with their feet sticking out a trash can.
Depends where you live though I guess.
>>331410661
Maybe you shouldn't use your m8s dog like a punching bag and start talkingvideo gamesinstead.
>>331410782
>The other manager is another guy
>>331410736
That sounds too good to be true.
>>331409541
Because /v/ thinks any inclination of a girl being nice to them (as her job dictates) is them flirting.
>>331410782
You card is misspelt "autism"
>>331410812
maybe you shouldn't use your m8s dick like a pacifier then.
>>331410864
theres truth to the word roastie anon
>>331410864
I wouldn't so sure about that friend since girls in general are pretty sluttly. Any chance at cock is not one to be missed or taken lightly.
>>331410012
Dude just buy a regular xbox one controller and a $5 micro USB cable
>>331402683
>tfw can never find the video of her blowing the same guy in a hotel again
Fuck. Amateur brunette POV BJ goth girl is my other unsauceable that I just can't watch anymore because I know of more videos.
>>331402683
I wonder what it's like to have a girl want to have sex with you. It must be amazing feeling.
>>331410951
the bone controller uses a proprietary cable
>>331410926
Whooo babby got a bit of fight in ya right? Maybe you should pipe down on that internet tough persona and actually stick to the thread at hand. But then again why would you since you find enjoyment from beating small animals like your boy on a friday night.
>>331403342
>looked at their pre-owned games
>everything overpriced
>This was when the PS4 just got released.
>>331411019
>I wonder what it's like to have a girl want to have sex with you. It must be amazing feeling.
Only if you want to sex her back, otherwise its just depressing
>>331410946
Well, im quite beta myself so i cant tell if its true or not by myself so ye....
>>331411134
>Only if you want to sex her back, otherwise its just depressing
Well shit at least I would have someone to keep me company instead of beating away in a dark room at 3 in the morning friend.
>>331410648
I see your point, but I'd blame that on the standard of vidya being released.
I mean really what's been released to talk about that's not AAA sludge or indie shit?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_in_video_gaming#Game_releases
>>331411134
At this point, I'd pretty much agree to have sex with any girl as long as she was human.
>>331411180
Well don't let it put you off too much there anon, I'm not saying thats its a true thing but I just that you have to be mindful of all known possibilities. And this just happens to be one of them.
>>331411234
I really want to argue against that, but I can't, so you win this round anon.
>>331411207
damn i came to shit about gamestop..now im just sad..fuck
>>331407694
Girls go nuts for the smell of precum
>>331408020
PAY DENBTS GREECE
WHERE ARE THE DENBTS
>>331411061
Struck a nerve did I. I just wanted to let you know I don't know what you're on about. I just saw the opportunity to make a quip and I did. I'm glad you're bootyblasted though, I must have a devilish wit about me tonight.
>>331411320
>I'd pretty much agree to have sex with any girl as long as she was human.
>as long as she was human.
Get a load of this guy
>>331411207
>Well shit at least I would have someone to keep me company
You think that, but you don't. Don't settle for someone you aren't attracted to. Only sadness lies in wait for the both of you.
>>331410898
>walk into store
>looking for Golden Sun DS
>head over to used DS section
>they don't have it
>ask the 4/10 "gamer gurl" if they or any Gamestop nearby has it
>as soon as Golden Sun is mentioned she starts babbling about how she is, "stuck and can't advance because there's a 'daiinchi' out of reach and there's no way for her to continue"
>give her the weirdest look and wonder what the fuck a daiinchi is.
>buy the game and have it shipped to my house so I don't have to deal with her anymore
Why the fuck do people make shit up just to seem like they know what the fuck they are talking about.
Not only are the little elemental creatures called Djinn but unless you are trying to get into the sanctum at the end of The Lost Age there's no way you can get stuck by not getting one.
Fucking Gamestop.
>>331411351
Anon please don't be so hard on yourself I was just merely engaging in a side of self depreciating humor since you have to find humor in the little things of today.
>>331410898
he has dyslexia too.
>>331409136
Its true.
I work in the Electronics section at Target. Will casually flirt with guys and 7/10 time they end up picking up extra crap.
"Well you don't really /need/ a second controller, but it's really handy if someone wants to come over and play. ;D"
My fucking attachment rate is through the goddamn roof though.
>>331411376
>le ebin debt maymay upboat m' lady
>>331411336
What "brings me down" is the fact that no girl has ever been slutty for me.
>>331410985
These fucking videos are like treasure. Bet people out there still have it too.
>>331411543
Define "slutty"
>>331402683
Last time I was there there was two 6/10s at the cash, if say personally one was a 7/10 because of her really short height.
They wanted me to get a gold edge card or whatever to get a discount on a game, then put protection on it. I know it's their job so w/e don't mind it.
Pleasant experience, I love fucking short girls.
>>331411483
>daiinchi
How do you mess up the word Djinn that badly? Like I admit I pronounced D part of it since I was a dumb kid, but I just don't see how you could get Daiinchi out of that, HOW?!
>>331402683
>go to gamestop
>find 2 ps3 games for $7
>go to cashier
>"cheap is good huh"
>"yep"
>go home
Fucking gamestop man
>>331411429
I mean, of course I wouldn't mind a monster girl, but it's not like one will ever grace me with her presence. Then again I guess the same could be said for real girls.
>>331411547
I saw the Gamestop girl blowing a guy in a hotel years ago and never found it again, makes me want to die. She had nasty ass titties but goddamn there's something so attractively average about her.
>>331411580
I'll be more specific, no girl ever has hit on me or even showed signs of her being horny so i'd do her, nor sluts have even came at me to get lucky. You guys be thankfull you are not me.
>>331411119
Never said I was looking at PS4 games.
>>331402683
Earlier this week.
>Go to Gamestop
>Milf is running the counter
>She's dealing with a slowtard
>Guy talks about how cool Gamefly is
>I'm next in line waiting
>He goes on for about half an hour
>There's 10 people behind me at this point
>Milf is the only one running the register
>Imouto is out of school at this point too
>Slowtard finishes up and leaves
>Make this as quick as possible due to both Imouto and Customers impatience
>Milf was wondering what kind of game it was
>State "I'm in a rush, basically a brawler with the appeal being T&A fanservice"
>Milf says "I think my son has the older game too, would you like to friend him online?"
>"Maybe some other time"
>Finish up
>Rush to pick up Imouto
>She's pissed at both me being late and getting said game
Don't go to a Gamestop on a Tuesday Afternoon.
>>331411483
>Why the fuck do people make shit up
She obviously knew what she was talking about she just couldn't pronounce Djinn correctly. Not to mention I do recall some parts being stuck and seeing a Djinn and thinking
>oh so that's where I go, so how do I get there?
so it's not too far fetched to assume others wouldn't do the same.
I'm all for belittling gamestop employees for not knowing shit about vidya, but I think you're being a bit harsh.
>>331411739
>tfw no imouto
what game was it?
>>331411717
I highly doubt this anon unless you have a face equivalent to a baboons ass at some point in your life someone must have at least talked with you while stiffling giggles/blushing. Highschool perhaps?
>>331411739
>calling your sister imouto
Kill yourself weeb.
>>331411827
>calling his little sister, little sister
Anon, just because it's a weeb word doesn't mean it means something magically different.
>>331411646
True that but this could be on your part for either not wanting to try or yourself saying that you will fail on lift off to score with a girl. Personally I'd rather a monster girl but it ain't going to happen anytime soon, but that doesn't mean I should give up hope on it being a future possibility. Otherwise stick your dick in a ghost girl and run with it.
>years ago left my glasses at a fat girl's house after a party
>go over to get them before class
>she says she has them in her room
>slams me on the bed and strips me
>gives me the best blowjob of my life out of nowhere
>never had one like it since
>she orders me pizza and sucks me off as I play her playstation
>BBW fetish now
I still fap to the memory and it'll never happen again, she's not even available for a booty call now. I can't handle this.
>>331411793
Thought I stated it, but I'm not spoonfeeding.
>brawler with the appeal being T&A fanservice
>>331411827
A pic4U
>>331411925
>using Japanese words for shit while speaking English and not actually speaking Japanese to any respectable level
That's pathetic weeb shit.
>>331411925
No, but using a weeb word, makes you a weeb.
and weebs need to kill themselves.not really, but lets play along shall we?
>>331408917
How comes that any mention of dog beating(yes you sometimes how to beat your dog to show dominance you faggots) no matter how light always force redditors to come out of hiding and show themselves like the faggots they are ?
>>331411817
I'm with him, never had a girl doing giggles or blushing at all. I've had girls like me looking back on it but they were your typical "Oh I'm shy and don't make it obvious whatsoever and then get mad at you when you never ask me out because I displayed obvious affections for you". That kind of shit pisses me off, how was I suppose to know you liked me because you never said a word to me, never blushed/giggled/hinted, anything, you did nothing.
Like I've never met a girl that was just obvious but not too obvious, they were all just idiots I guess.
>>331411990
>I'm not spoonfeeding.
Whatever dude, you weren't clear in your story, it's not like i'm going to buy it
>>331411534
>proud to be a retail whore
>>331411990
>hurr spoonfeeding
Faggot
>>331411817
>Highschool
HAHA, good one friend. I never had any luck with girls, only 2 real girlfriends and a couple more online. In fact my last one left me quite broken, made me hate myself and lost my faith in women, sometimes i wish i'd make it work till this day and at the same time i dont want that because she turned out to be a lying, two-faced bitch. And when it comes to my looks, i cant say that im at least somewhat attractive, i mean if i was girls would want me.
>all this talk about this girl being in some of the hottest videos ever, without posting any of them
Spill the beans, fags!
>>331402683
Friend was buying an xbox one for his father.
>Employees kept trying to chat me up, asking what games I like to play.
>I say Dark Souls and they all act surprised, as if I was only a casual gamer or something.
One of them says, and I shit you not; "OMG(yes, O M G) that game is so hard! XDXDXDXD(not this part)
Basically it was an uncomfortable experience for me, and luckily I haven't been back since.
>>331411827
People like you make me sick
This isnt reddit, this website is a japanese idea that moot brought home for us. Know your fucking roots kiddo.
>>331411534
>trying hard in a non-commissioned position
I wonder who the idiot is here.
>>331412212
>1:
read the fucking thread.
>2:
use google, you fukin dunce.
>>331412212
Just look up gamestop blowjob. It's honestly pretty mediocre, but it's more realistic obviously without having actors screaming their lungs out and huffing and puffing every 2 seconds.
>>331412079
>only 2 real girlfriends and a couple more online
Well if you would like some form of award for this accomplishment I could send one your way since you are doing a damn sight better then I am in that department. Aside from that being attached to the prevoius relations from the past won't do you any good given how toxic they were to you and your general outlook on life. If your ass doesn't look like a baboons ass good you won the genetic lottery but your attitude is whats going to kill your in regards to grills. They can sense that shit from a mile off and from where I am sitting your reek of it.
>>331411534
How about I attach my cock right in (You)'re pussy bb
>>331409773
?????
>>331412303
Kill yourself, slut.
>>331412227
The point is it's pathetic to just throw out words you only know because of anime in the middle of a train of thought that is literally 100% English. It's like me talking about buying new Nikes and then just randomly referring to shoes by their Italian name. It just makes you look like a creepy pedophile that wants to fuck your sister since you no doubt got it from some gross weeb bait anime.
>>331412067
Hell yeah.
Hey, if I can make you sad nerds feel better about yourselves for 10 mins, and my bosses don't get mad when I waste half my shift talking video games, then I'll take it.
>>331412303
who asked you?
>>331410951
My regular xbox one controller broke, and at the time I didn't realize they could be used as a wired controller.
Plus, I got the afterglow pretty cheap since it was """""used""""" but not actually.
>>331402683
>Walk into gamestop
>It was a hour before closing time
>1 guy was chilling out behind the counter and the other was stocking shelves and looking at inventory
>I look around for a few minutes trying to find a game on the PS4 that I can play with my friend that likes shit like DBZ and One Piece.
>Grab a J-stars+ off the shelf,Game is mediocre but my bud and I had a great time playing co-op on it while he talks to me about some trivia to One Piece
>Walk to the counter
>Buy the game
>Guy behind counter is pretty cool
>We talk about about the game I bought or something related to it
>Pretty chill about it
>Walk out
>it's been like this every time for anything I buy
I don't think I had a bad time when it came to the employees just the customers. Mostly people in their mid-twenties with their mom buying games, kids coming in with their parents to buy tons of games, or people buying stuff and taking 20 minutes to complete the transaction.I did see some girls that did run the counter but try to give off the look of "I'm a gamer gurl, check out some of the gaming merchandise that I'm wearing ". They look more like people who would watch anime anyways instead of playing games. They're still pretty cool though.
I think I'm just lucky that my gamestop isn't as bad as most gamestops.
>>331412043
I don't really know what to tell you aside from that girls either play hard to get, not get at all or just plain fucking with you for the hell of it. You have to treat this like a game and reflect on previous experiences to compare while finding out exactly if she does like you or not. I don't really play the game anymore on the account of one suicide and two knocked up with a kid.
>>331412043
>tfw all the girls that did make it easy you basically ignored/treated like shit
>all the ones you activey chased fell flat/weren't interested
I guess I'm not very good at this
>>331412353
>>331412426
>bitter /r9k/ fags
wew lad
>Go into GameStop to buy Pokken
>Did you reserve it?
>No
>Did you want amiibos/insert sale item of the day?
>No
>Complete transaction
>leave
It took me 30 seconds at most, how and why do these threads get any posts? Half of it is bullshit and the other half never happens ever even to the spergiest of spergs and people that autstic just buy online in the first place.
Why don't we have threads about your autisim filled super market trip if it's thus hard for you to purchase a video game without looking like a retard?
>>331412582
>reverse google image search this picture
>because it's weird and creepy as fuck
>notice scars and cuts on the skin
Google says this is human taxidermy. What the fuck?
>>331412591
Nah, just havin a laff at the "I CAN FIX HIM, MOM" messiah complex of that underageb&
>family man asks for something similar to Rayman on the PS3
>female employee responds by telling to check PSN
>>331412389
>how to sound like a 4/10 on the internet: a woman's guide
>>331412303
Well that sucks, but I'm quite the cringelord myself when I told my ex I liked her in person at first she thought I was joking and I had to tell her I was serious to believe me. The fact that a hand full of girls put up with my shit doesn't make me less beta.
>>331412657
i dont even know mane, but that tattoo at the bottom has me laffin
>>331412354
I think you're closeminded and disrespecting the established culture here.
>>331412742
Being a pathetic weeb that talks like a daki clutching sperg isn't the established culture.
>>331412582
>H-hey anon y-you remember back in highschool?
>yeah?
>back when I asked you who you liked?
>yeah? what about it?
>w-well when I asked you said X was who you liked, but you never asked m-me who I liked...
>well shit what are you waiting for tell me now then since you brought it up.
>w-w-well turns o-out anon...... I liked you.
>my fucking face when
>2 days ago
>pokken comes out
>me and a few dude bros go pick it up at 10 am when they open
>didn't preorder, just get some copies at the counter and dip
>go to uni and play for the rest of the day and saturday
fokken gamestop
>>331412837
>tfw literally ran into and started dating that girl in college
>that was the one i treated like shit
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