>these young girls set up a lemonade stand at a pokestop and used lures to get people to come by
Literal children have found ways to make money off of Pokemon Go, so why haven't you?
>>345392570
Because I have a full time salaried job that pays well. I don't want to spend my free time dealing with spergs to make a pittance.
>>345392570
>not selling cups of their pee after drinking the lemonade
lul thats not how you make money stupid women
>>345392570
Genius
>>345392570
dem feet
>>345392916
I would buy cups of their pee
>Out playing pokemon go
>happen upon this stand
>The girl's look nervously at me
>Sir...would you like to buy some lemonade
>n..n..no hablo ingles
>run away
>uninstall app
>>345392570
how much does a Lure cost in burgerbucks?
>>345392570
>be me
>wake up after night of drinking
>have the munchies
>go to grocery store
>girl scouts selling cookies out front
>one makes eye contact with me and makes big sad puppy eyes
>goddamnit
>there's 5 boxes on their table
>I'll take all of them
>girls are happy
>they pull out another storage bin under their table full of more cookies
>shit, can't disappoint them
>spent $180 on cookies
It should be illegal for little girls to sell anything
>you will never be a little girl
>>345393837
FUCKIONG DELETE THTIOSH SOASKFDPOAF
>>345393837rude
I tried this but with a men's restroom and glory hole but got nothing. Not a single dick
>>345393219
>degenerate
>>345393837
I want to be a hot 14 year old in high school teasing older guys to risk their careers and a statutory rape charge for a piece of my fresh ass
so like im playing on blue stacks and just been in central park where there are like lures 24/7 and such but is there any actual better places i can spoof my location to better level up and such?
What stops me from playing GO most of the time is that I don't want to be part of the fad. I just want to walk around alone.
Because I'm not going to sit in the hot sun selling lemonade to smelly idiots staring at their phones instead of going to my cushy air conditioned office job where I make a decent amount of money, get along with coworkers who have better shit to do than play a fucking mobile game in the middle of the day.
>>345394263
This artist is really overestimating tape here.
>>345392916
>implying that lemonade they are selling is not really pee.
Maybe you are the stupid one here.
>>345394568
It's called BodyShape Tape with medical grade adhesives and it's extremely effective.i used it often myself
>>345394568
>>345392570
>so why haven't you?
but I have, there is a pokestop in my backyard, I kill the people that come there and strip them of all their belongings before I hide their corpses in my cellar
>>345393429
What do you plan to do with all those cookies?
>>345395052
i'm gonna go with eat them. if he had the munchies, girl scout cookies disappear boxes at a time
>>345395052
I brought a bunch into work with some ice cream and tossed them in the blender
>>345394951
thicc?
>>345395104
>girl scout cookies disappear boxes at a time
How fat are you?
>>345395772
do you know what the munchies are? go ask your parents
![cosplay_cleavage_tutorial_by_pomp_berry-d60n3gw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0nBag5m.jpg "cosplay_cleavage_tutorial_by_pomp_berry-d60n3gw[1].jpg")
>>345394568
no, you underestimate the power of multiple bras, socks and makeup
everything you know, has been a lie
>>345392916
I would drink their pee if I could get some directly from the source
>>345392570
Do I get paid to fuck little girls?
>>345392975
GoPro is gonna make a killing i guess
>>345397426
>>345398223
If I have to say it a thousand times, I'll say it a thousand times. 2D>3D
Remember, fleshlights are a thing.
>>345398223
if you fuck her and she whips out those tits, isnt that rape by deception
>>345392570
Girl in orange looks fine as fuck!
>>345402213
>tags: urination
No thanks
>>345404126
Why do you hate lemonade?
>>345404174
I'll have none of your "lemonade" senpai
>>345402476
I know bro I see it too.
>>345404285
Since artificial sweeteners are excreted in urine, consuming artificial sweetener (such as in diet soda) before engaging in urophagia can lend a sweet taste to the urine, which may be of particular interest to those performing the activity for sexual pleasure.
it's not as bad as you think
>this thread
>>345394263
The girl in the middle is gorgeous.
>no one has bothered to mention that doing this without a license is illegal
It's like you people don't care about laws.
>>345393380
A dollar.
>>345407083
who said they dont have a permit?
>>345394263
>draw a girl
>call it a guy
Every time.
>>345407083
unless the police officer is a massive grumpy dump, their not gonna stop some children from making a few dollars and having fun
>>345408041
Literally posted what I typed a second ago, thanks.
>>345408120
That doesn't make it any less illegal. Any cop that turns a blind eye to illegal activities should have their badge taken away.
>>345392570
You could probably sell weed like this to all the hip college kids who are now hardcore pokemon fans this month.
>>345407083
It depends on where you are, actually. There are plenty of towns that have explicit allowances for lemonade stands as long as they don't charge a certain amount or stay open for longer than a certain time. It's the same way cities specify laws about how often you can have a garage sale and stuff.
>>345407829
Children can't get a business license.
>>345408360
Just stop baiting
>>345407083
With arbitrary bullshit like America's drug policy you may as well let your morals guide you along with some common sense.
>>345408512
Nah, I'm enjoying this.
>>345408506
>business license
you just need a permit from the city that says you can sell for x amount of time. depending on your state, you might also need a food permit. and yes, they do give these to children or their parents because lemonade stands are an american tradition
also, if you simply give the lemonade away for free and take in "tips", you can bypass the entire thing
>>345408532
Have you ever thought about how these laws might prevent forced child labor? No of course you didn't. These laws are put in place for good reasons, including the war on drugs.
>>345392570
>Lemonde
>>345408901
>the war on drugs.
you actually believe this is a thing?
>>345408120
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/08/portland_lemonade_stand_runs_i.html
>>345408901
>War on drugs
>Good thing
![Kiss_Stand_Sample[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ARIWn8q.jpg "Kiss_Stand_Sample[1].jpg")
>>345408873
what about kiss stands?
aren't those part of american culture as well?
>>345408901
These laws you're talking about don't exist, actually, there are often loopholes made specifically for this purpose.
>>345392570
That's fucking adorable and brilliant.
>>345409204
Its literally happening in front of your face and has been since the 70s and you're this retarded
>>345392570
Cant even spell lemonade right
>>345409061
I want to drink Michelle-Chan's lemonade
>>345409424
the government brings in the most drugs.
what's the point of using flip flops with dirty feet
savages
>>345409587
right...which is a huge point of the war on drugs and a huge controversy since the 70s
are you retarded
>>345409284
Herpes pretty much ran these places out of business.That and the fact that we elevated niggers to citizenship. Nobody wants to kiss a nigger.
good writing
>>345394494
>I walk alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
>>345392570
liked ;)
going to share this too!
>>345409284
Only at fairs, and they're pretty uncommon. I've seen one in my whole life, and the guy was supposed to sit with his hands behind his back and close his eyes and not move, then one of the girls would come in and give a peck on the cheek. You see them in movies a lot more than they actually exist because they're a good plot device for having characters be forced to kiss or something.
seriously, go to meet up areas, buy a giant ass pack of water for a 3 bucks and sell each bottle for a dollar.
>>345409830
>eight (8)
>>345409830
>out of lemonade
>still standing outside as if waiting for customers
>>345409950
This is what niggers have been doing at event locations for years except they probably don't even pay for the packs of water.
>>345392815
Basically this.
>>345392815
pretty good thinking on kids part though, but yeah don't quit your day job here senpaitachi
>>345410046
Michelle-chan is clearly Jewish.
>>345408901
I sure love seeing people get locked up and getting their lives ruined over harmless things like smoking a bit of weed in the privacy of their own homes. I'm also sure there's no children involved in extracting mescaline from a cactus.
>>345392815
/thread
Pretty sure 90% of the people on here don't however
>>345393837
>mfw watching stranger things
>>345392570
Despite understanding the idea of a lemonade stand in teaching work ethic and business sense I still think its pretty dumb. If they aren't actually making the lemonade themselves (which in this day and age they sure fucking aren't) then they are just selling packaged shit at a markup which no one would actually buy if it wasn't a kid selling it so the whole thing kinda teaches them nothing.
>>345409950
Congrats, you just described every NYC subway.
>>345393837
Damn, she's only 5 and already has a bitchy resting face
>>345410046
You missed page 2 which adds context to this masterful plot. But I though I shouldn't post it.
Here it is in its original glory.
>>345409061
They're French kids.
>>345410670
and you missed page 1 where shes just sitting there like a dope with no more product to sell
>>345392570
>that nose
/pol/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>345410873
And you missed page 4 which clearly reveals her master plan.
>>345410971
Jew loli is going to get her head kicked in.
>>345410254
>I sure love seeing people get locked up and getting their lives ruined over harmless things like smoking a bit of weed in the privacy of their own homes
You forgot "and your dog getting shot".
>>345411201
>american custom
oh lord
>>345395772
my guess is he is at least 300+ lbs
>>345411167
I think oji-san is into it.
>>345411201
>>345410670
Source?
>>345392570
>not wanting delicious loli pee they disguise as lemonade
What are you, a gay?
>Live in Atlanta
>See someone set up a Lure behind a Target.
>Get back there.
>Some black girl is just standing there.
>She bends over.
>"How about you poke dat pussy instead."
>She's a hooker.
>Look at my phone.
>There's a diglet on her butt.
>Catch it.
>Go home.
What did she mean /v/?
>>345411512
how do people fap to this shitit's so absurd i just laugh at it all
>>345410915
DELETE THIS NOW
>>345392570
>Lemonde
typical french shit
>>345411902
I don't think people fap to this, it's just for laughs.
>>345410510
It teaches them appearances are more valuable than actual substance, a lesson vidya has taught us over and over again when it comes to sales and reception of games.
>>345410915
/pol/ IS ALWAYS WRONG.
Fixed that for you
>>345411970
>>345412025
I wonder who is behind this post.
>>345412109
You are.
>>345392570
>Stop buy Lemonade stand with two adorable kids
>Overpay a buck for the lemonade because oh how nice and cute
>As i'm walking away take a sip
>Its the koolaid Lemonade mix
Oh come the fuck on kids.
>>345411798
She wanted to give you her Meowth, obviously.
>>345392570
I would rather drink their cunnyjuices
>>345409950
Selling water should be illegal
>>345412109
Daily reminder that white trash who blame everything on the jews are the same as porch monkies who blame everything on da white devil.
>>345415025
white jews are the source of all problems though
>>345409950
yeah that's great and all but every area isn't a NYC subway.
>>345392975
>High CP pokemon
>>345392570
>middle of the night
>put lure in pokestop
>rob people
Better than nothing lads
>>345393837
At first I thought that this was a cute girl doing cute things
Then I lost even more hope in humanity
>>345416740
You can regain your hope with your friends over on Reddit.
>>345399739
This.
In 20 years or so we will have sex robots anyways.
>>345393429
I don't believe you.
>>345408381
ya don't say...
>>345397426
Are their entire lives built around deception what the fuck
Wow that pic...
So much diversity..
A castrated American Chinese a couple of white girls.
I feel like i can't handle that tolerance and acceptation.
>>345418002
>castrated american asian male
>>345409204
The war on drugs is a thing, moron. Just because it's a complete failure doesn't mean it isn't happening.
>>345392570
their dad thought of it
source: leddit
>>345392570
I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
>>345409858
Every time I've seen one it's always a dog behind the booth
>>345397426
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING CHESTLETS
>>345417756
yes, become a bait, get a great catch, and you're set for life
>shitty phone game
>literally a fad
>literally is nothing but walking and collecting
>no story
>no actual good gameplay
>no trading
>no fighting against other players
>nothing
>just walking and collecting
>millions of retards worshipping this stupid little fucking fad
okay?
am i supposed to care?
please spam more about this stupid fucking fad, because we sure havent heard enough about it. you fucking cancerous turds.
>>345392570
Jesus Christ I hate Pokemon Go. Next time I see someone in public playing it, I'll "accidentally" bump into then so they drop their phone. Fucking normies.
>>345393429
>Cousin managed to get her hands on a pallette worth of girl scout cookies
>I end up with enough boxes of cookies to fill my fucking SUV
I thought it was impossible to get burnt out on thin mints
It is
>>345419336
>>345419436
>I'll "accidentally" bump into then so they drop their phone.
Your gravitational pull will work just fine lard ass
>>345392815
>I don't want to spend my free time dealing with spergs
But you're on /v/
>>345409807
>are you retarded
Shouldn't be surprising that a DUDE WEED LMAO is that retarded with their ''intelligent'' conspiracy theories.
>They didn't even use that fucking compass thing to draw perfect circles
REEE
>>345419572
i have an iphone
i go to the gym to workout
if i wanted to play a shitty RNG game , id play a shitty korean mmo
>>345392570
We get it OP you are poor, you need to exploit money from wherever you can. Now let's all move on.
>>345419861
then play that instead of getting mad at people for having fun
>>345392570
Would call police to shut them down
>>345419336
>>345419861
>being this mad
Looks like you care too much, anon.
>>345419585
I weigh 155. Nice projection you fat fuck.
>>345419960
What did you say about me, you little bitch?
>>345420269
I weigh 123
No need to lash out your anger on me amigo ;^)
>>345420315
i said stop having high amounts of sodium chloridein your body
>>345420382cute dog
>>345417756
That makes sense since men's entire lives are built around looks. Gotta attract that partner.
We deceive as well, only women don't want shit as concrete as looks so we pretend to have good personalities and life goals, it's all a great act.
>>345420382
Mr. skeleton pls do not harm us, we are a peaceful people here.
>>345405178
As a man who has tasted his own piss you are a fucking liar it kind of burns and tastes like baking soda in grape juice.
>>345420914
you're probably dehidrated
>>345420243
>>345420516
>share an opinion
>LOL U JUS MAD
How many months till summer is over?
>>345420963
I was a child and a scholar at the time. I take it you are a connoisseur of various pisses and have tasted many?
>>345419960
you obviously arent having fun
thats why youre posting about it on /v/ its not a good game its a trendy social app for your shitty iphone that you have no friends to talk to about so you shit up /v/ with it
saying u mad over and over isnt making you any less pathetic or that game any more enjoyable, its literally garbage, there is no trading battling story mode, no actual gyms, you literally just walk around and collect pokemon all day, its the most rudimentary fad and its only popular due to the IP being accessible for plebs
nobody will be talking about this game in a month theres no legs and nothing about this game worth talking about other than the social encounters you obviously arent having
>>345419861
sounds like a super-mad roidbot
no one asked you to play pokemon, but here you are being mad about it.
holy shit what a massive faggot
So is the lemonade doujin gonna get dumped or what?
>>345421141
source was posted, so no need.
Is their lemonade cunny juice?
>>345392570
>why haven't you?
/v/ is a bunch of unattractive nerds. kids are friendly and non-threatening -- which can also be a problem
>>345415025
Kikes literally are the source of the vast majority of issues in the world, it's gotten to the point where liberals are starting to realise this too (though mostly for the wrong reasons and often without realising that the "1%" they hate so much is majority Jewish).
>>345411902
>He can't laugh and jerk off at the same time
>>345392570
Fuck, that's fucking clever.
>>345392570
yeah I'm sure that's why people buy their lemonade
>>345409639
That a fucking white girl thing I noticed. Fucking love walking around barefoot.
>>345395993
DUDE
>>345393219
My man
>>345392570
What those kids are doing is illegal. You can't sell shit without a permit, even lemonade.
>>345424797
Nobody cares Pajeet.
>>345426673
Fuck you
>>345394250
>said the furry
>>345392570
We're too old to be playing house for quarters. Need to get a real job and make real money. And besides at our age we'd be registered sex offenders if we're tried this shit.
It's kids doing what kids have been doing for literally decades.
>>345393429
I used to look forward to buying some Samoas whenever the girl scout cookies became available but now Keebler just fucking sells them in stores so they aren't special anymore.
>>345392570
>3 employees
>distributing product in red solo cups, the most expensive of all the cups
>exorbitant costs associated with running this stand
>no license with the city so they're running an illegal business
Even though they are illegally selling lemonade their net profit is probably 50 cents per hour per person. Well done.
If they really wanted to make money they'd charge $20/HR for Pokemon go "lessons" which betas will pay just to talk to a female. That girl has already made $1,500 and the game just fucking came out.
>ywn get raped by a 3d loli
>>345427204
dont say that, just raise your own rapey loli :3
>>345427204
criminally dumb frogposter
>>345392570
Looks like at least some decent American traditions are alive and well.
>179 replies and 35 images omitted. Click here to view.
Never change /v/
>>345392975
Several of the people are clearly in a room with their twitch setup. GPS hacking will get you softbanned
>>345411201
>This must surely be some American custom
>>345410915
J-just a coincidence go- er... guy!
>>345392570
if they were smart they'd sell cookies; much better margins for the same level of operation
>>345420737
>men's entire lives are built around legitimate self improvement
>women's entire lives are built around faking self improvement
>>345392815
>salaried
Salary is for peasants. Overtime rates are goat
>>345392570
>Literal children have found ways to make money off of Pokemon Go, so why haven't you?
How slow are you OP?
Even prior to it's release businesses have been manipulating the shit out of map data for Pokemon Go and other apps to increase foot traffic around their business.
I know we've been doing it for at least six months, and i'd wager decent chunks of cash have changed hands in regards to large fast food chains and the likes getting gyms/pokestops.
>>345392570
>kids do it
cute
>manchildren do it
tax evasion
Im sure you would get away with it OP but the rare adults of /v/ would be fined or if they are niggers then probably jailtime
>>345429621
In my job, overtime makes me less pr. hour that my actual salary, if you divvy it out on hour basis.
>>345429774
take that tinfoil off youre head you look like a fucking idiot. They reused the assets from dead gayme innus or whatever the fuck it was called so all the pokeshit just replaced the portals.
>>345397426
i will never trust anything again.
>>345429621
$322,000 a year doing water treatment 3 days a week.
What about you?
>>345392916
This. I would support a pee fundraiser, but at the same time I probably wouldn't be able to get it direct so the whole operation is a pass from me.
Because it's not in China yet. YET. I've already got marketing cracking away at a couple ideas and I've already got the money ready for whoever their China rep is.
>>345427063
Does anyone sell generic thin mints?
>>345415025
ching chong here. except the white man is read enough to know where the actual source of the problems. niggers don't know that they actually hate themselves so they hate whites
>>345430149
>tinfoil hate meme
You're a fucking idiot.
The Ingress map data you're referring to has been open source and heavily manipulated by companies for almost half a decade now, and it's only going to get worse.
http://www.gamezebo.com/2016/07/13/will-mcdonalds-pokemon-gos-first-sponsored-pokestop/
>>345430438
you're both subhuman trash to us
t. wyatt mann
>>345399739
>Remember, fleshlights are a thing.
And they're nowhere near as good as the real thing.
I had sex with a real woman before I tried one, so maybe they're more fun for virgins, but I was so disappointed by it when I first stuck my dick in it. Don't fall for the hype, kids. Fleshlights are massively overrated. I've had mine for well over a year now and I've probably used it 5 or 6 times.
When someone tells you cleaning it isn't a big deal, DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE THEM. When you're done having a wank, you maybe wipe your hand with a tissue and even wash your hands with soap if you're a little princess. But when you're done using a fleshlight, you have to go through this ridiculous ritual which lasts longer than the fap session just to make sure your new premium-priced wank toy doesn't grow mold inside of it. The first time you do it, you'll say "hey, that's not so bad", the second time you do it, you might get more efficient and wash it in the shower but then you gradually get more and more opposed to using it in the first place, just because you know your one little orgasm isn't worth all the extra work.
Stop shilling the fleshlight. Just let the meme die.
>>345430547
East asians also think everyone is inferior to them.
>>345393837
>>345430606
>but then you gradually get more and more opposed to using it in the first place, just because you know your one little orgasm isn't worth all the extra work.
You've just described relationships perfectly.
>>345430606
>le gf meme
wew
>>345430682
Yeah thats why most couples do it ocassionally: to keep it fresh
>>345430660
>that double fake out
>>345430606
>>345399739
Fleshlights suck. Onaholes are superior in feel but are only for smaller dicks.
>>345430606
you can keep the onahole dirty for a day if you use it the next day and mold won't grow, maybe even 2 days, also saves you lube
>>345393837
wow ha ha so funnay
>four friends all GO
>ask why i don't play
>"government this, GPS that, CIA this and niantic that -- but mostly because it isn't like the mainline pokemon games"
>genuinely interested and believe me on the gubment thing
>" but oh, well, it's still a fun game so i'll still be playing it"
it wasn't a big scene or argument. i even went hunting with them at the park, although, i was more playing basketball than helping them catch. it's just that i realized, first hand, that the russian defector-guy , yuri-something, was right. even when facts are presented right into their faces, they refuse to listen; refuse to believe. i'm so scared
then i asked the fuckers if they were going to get a 3DS to play the newer ones. of course they said said no. but honestly, they lost the touch after gen v. gens iii-v was the pinnacle
>>345430215
I already know you don't get that much as I actually work in that industry, you would be lucky if you were getting 125-150k a year and definitely not for part time, you would be hard pressed even finding a part time job with chemeng at all let alone with a decent pay.
>>345430983
Dude Pokemon Go is the best Pokemon game in years.
Until the mainline games pretend this Mega Evolution nonsense never happened, they are dead to me
>>345419336
Don't have a smartphone?
![322f721a1e3f4348a7b5e7b270e4fbe3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vXF3Sss.png "322f721a1e3f4348a7b5e7b270e4fbe3[1].png")
r8
>>345420095
Would never go to that pokestop, ever
>>345430983
mainline pokemon games are the worst kind of awful nintendo rehashing
not to mention they're at the lowest point they've ever been with X&Y
Pokemon Go is innovative and fun without having the awful 700 dex
Already a millionaire. Don't need to play with lemonade.
>>345431293
>fighting/water best
>plenty of better options
you dont own any gyms do you?
I just started playing. Is the only way to make a pokemon stronger by catching more of the same type and feeding their dust and candies to one?
>>345431417
That Poliwrath has taken down gyms full of Pokemon with higher cp, even if they have psychic and flying types.
>He doesn't know Mud shot is the best move in Pokemon Go
>>345430983
>Conspiracy theorist
>Using technology of any kind
>Goes outside
>Lives in a capitalist country
>Posts his theories online for the world to see
>>345430149
Except he's not being a tinfoil at all. It makes perfect sense for a business to pay money for what is essentially advertising but actually puts the customer at the doorstep with no creation costs and next to no third party involvement. You seem like the idiot, not him.
>Everyone is honest guys! No one would dare ever use a little app to try and garner additional revenue people! Everything a business does is to better the people!
He's not saying they're trying to take over the world, but you would have to be a colossal fucking idiot to think businesses wouldn't try and capitalize off a fad such as this
>go to the next town over
>spend all day farming dratini
>finally evolve to dragonite 125 candies later
>worst possible moveset
>can't battle its way out of a paper bag
>>345431209
>>345431336
it is pretty bad right now, and i respect your opinion when you say that you don;t like the newer pokemon even though i wholeheartedly disagree
but what about that gubment thing?
>>345430215
Why lie on the internet?
>>345431670
>but what about that gubment thing?
haha
>>345431556
>Stand outside McDicks
>Catch pokemon for 30mins
>Leave
>>345392815
This. I bet these little shits don't even pay business tax.
>people expect VR to change the world
>fucking Pokemon GO does a better job at it
>>345392570
When a 26 year old sells lemonade it's just creepy.
>>345392570
>little girls are using lures to attract neckbeards
truly these are the end times
>>345429621
>water treatment
How is being as healthy as an Indian?
>>345394147
You have to play music to lure dicks, like snakes.
>>345431921
Meant to quote
>>345430215
>>345430215
just graduated with a degree in automechanical avunculo-gratuation, making 350k starting. Feels good man.
>>345392570
>not running around with a bucket and collect people's pee for a small fee so they don't have to use public toilets
I think I discovered a market niche.
>>345392570
>that spec kid holding cash
My nigger blood is boiling, i want to snatch those cash.
>>345431510
right but
>weaknesses: FUCKING EVERYTHING
could not hold a gym to literally save its life
Can't wait for the happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tRf27zjJ90
>>345407083
punisher pls go
>>345430660
>mfw still havent found the source
>>345432080
Why would I put it in a gym when I need it to clear gyms?
He literally stunlocks pokemon. it's insane
>>345410075
100% profit. Sound capitalist minds.
>>345431417
His Hitmonchan and Pinsir are clearly in a gym.
how rare is vulpix
I saw the outline on nearby pokemon and even walked outside my house at 5am like a faggot
god I wish I didn't live at my parents house in the suburbs
>tfw no Pokemon Go for windows phone
Thank God I am safe.
>>345432080
>He thinks any of that even matters in this game
>>345411798
Did you use your dick to scrape it out of her rectum.
>>345431998
Oh yeah? I've got a Bachelors in Automagical Fungineering, and I made $500k right out of college. Step it up, kid.
>>345392570
Is that lemonade stand legal? NO ITS FUCKING NOT SHUT IT DOWN
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