What's your favorite genuinely bad game /v/?
Banjo Nuts and Bolts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzwbOZKfrUQ
I'm liking Star Ocean 5
Overwatch
Your favorite game
>>345386210
Original Xcom.
>>345386401
L-Lewd
>>345386210
Dark Souls.
>>345386401
>Call somebody!
Fucking what? Who? Why?
It's fucking nature
I recently moved out to a place where Deer end up in our back yard all the time, if one was being attacked you close the fucking door.
>>345386401
holy shit
>>345386210
Not only did I not regret paying full price for this, I even beat it twice.
Deadly Premonition
>>345386824
they know that they are next.
Overwatch
I can't help it. It's just too much dumb fun.
>>345386824
>It's fucking nature
So is humans killing other humans.
>>345387294
>bad game
If it's fun, it's a good game.
>>345387319
So you're arguing that a predatory carnivore killing its prey for sustenance is functionally the same as a human killing another human for a necessarily abstracted reason?
>>345386210
No mans sky
Dead by Daylight would be my most recent one
rogue warrior was pretty fucking fun desu
Hunting Unlimited. This badly-designed redneck shit is actually comfy as fuck.
>>345387319
That is a stupid comparison.
>>345386352
Kate is great. I think that game could've been alright if it was more focused on the school drama like "My So Called Life" instead of being a weird ancient evil supernatural mystery game.
>>345386876
That's the game where you get teleported from the future to fight in the civil war, right? I wish it was half as good as it sounded.
I really loved 7Sins. I thought the social interactions were really ahead of their time and I liked how the game was set up. I thought it was kind of neat how getting in with someone's relative or friend would automatically start you on better terms with them, because they've been hearing about you through that friend. Some of the erotic stuff was really fantastic, like being able to rail a trap in one changing room while customers were using the other.
But holy crap, everything else about the game was terrible. The sound effects are bad, some of the levels are super tedious, you fill up your socially awkward bars too quickly, and all the mini-games are terrible. Sorry, I know we were in the middle of a conversation but I have to kill bugs while pissing into this potted plant for the 12 time this hour or I will literally have an autism attack ruin everyones opinion of me. Just having bad minigames would be one thing but they take forever to load and then it takes just as long to get back into the main game.
Either Ride to Hell: Retribution or Sonic 2006. I will never actually play them myself, but both these games have produced some pretty great Let's Plays.
X blades
Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance
>>345387721
Yeah, this
>fucking amateurs jesus goat fuck
Drakengard.
>>345386665
The UI could be better and it has a few bugs, but I think it's far from being a bad game.
>>345387469
Enjoying something doesn't make it good.
Twin Snakes
>>345386401
RULES OF NATURE
>>345386824
Fuck nature.
Nature is shit, it always has been and always will be.
>>345387867
>That's the game where you get teleported from the future to fight in the civil war, right? I wish it was half as good as it sounded.
Not the person you replied to but the point of the game is to fuck with history using advanced technology and you travel through different time periods. From what little I played there was a Civil War scenario, Custer's Last Stand scenario, and WW1 scenario from the view of the Germans I think.
>>345388243
> TTS
> Bad
wipe this meme from the face of the earth
Operation Racoon City.
Fucking fun game.
>>345386210
chivalry
Too Human. Sure the gameplay is kinda trash. But it seriously had amazing voice acting. And the story and premise was pretty damn cool. Sincerely wish they were actually able to continue the series
>>345386210
The Crystal Bearers, did two runs in a row then never picked that shit up again
>>345388406
Not him but I wish there was another videogame example to use as a comparison, but since TTS is garbage on a whole new level, I can't think of anything right now.
>>345386827
That goat is literally me.
Graffiti Kingdom
>>345387867
>That's the game where you get teleported from the future to fight in the civil war, right? I wish it was half as good as it sounded.
You play as a TIME SOLDIER traveling through history to various famous battles from the Roman Empire to the First World War and single handedly turning the tide of battle with advanced weaponry for a reason that is never explained. Fun combat and premise. Essentially zero story. Worth a pirate if you like history or single player FPS
It's flawed as fuck and Croteams only blunder but I had a blast anyway
I remember liking Tonic Trouble more than SM64 but SM64 was used and already beat so in my 5 year old mind I felt I had already beat it and was bored.
Amazing Island.
Lost Planet.
Nothing about it was worth writing home about, but it clicked with me anyway.
>>345386210
Sonic Adventure
World of Warcraft
But I lucked out and founded an ideal best friends guild that grew to stability and has endured since Wrath. We all take breaks at the same time so nobody has really played for most of a year and now everybody's back together doing retros and getting ready to smash a few Hellfires again for kicks.
Not world class players but we can comfortably clear Normal and then Heroic of each tier when they're current and chill comfy gaming and drinking bros. It's bliss.And I understand why the game is so fucking shit without this, I founded the guild to escape pubbing and retards who do 30 minute fight explanations forever.
>>345386210
Kingdoms of Amalur. To this day I'm still not sure why I played it as much as I did, and multiple times I made the conclusion that it was a bad game.
>>345386210
Sonic Lost World. It's extremely flawed, but because of all the LPs I watched of it, I knew exactly what to do and enjoyed it.
The 3DS version even moreso.
>>345388907
Same, levels were varied and the gameplay was still there.
Enchanted Arms
More vidya needs jet-packs.
>>345386210
If I like a game then I don't see it as genuinely bad, so I guess none.
Yeah these games may have some faults but clearly they are also doing something right to keep us entertained.
>>345388179
>Enjoying something doesn't make it good.
It does to the person enjoying the game.
>>345389702
Bro just let it happen
>>345386827
If that comic was meant to be funny, why did it trigger a pang in my heart?
>>345389702
>>345390683
the zebra made a full recovery, btw
>>345390683
He wants to live, something I can't say I do.
>>345391129
Don't lie to me I'm not 5
Adventures of Blork: Return of Xork was pretty fun.
I'd be surprised though if a single person has touched the game this decade.
Sonic 2006.
Everything about it is such a glorious trainwreck.
Post more nature. Shit is fascinating.
Megaman X6
They barely playtested this shit if at all. I can guarantee you that. It came out roughly 6 months after X5. It was rushed as fuck.
>>345386824
depends on the area.
when I lived in a more suburbian area a random bear showed up and there are no bears for a shitton of miles from there so people called the cops.
Tribes Ascend was it for a long time.
afro samurai
>>345387319
no it isn't
to fight is human nature, but intentional killing isn't (most of the time)
Assassin's Creed III is my favorite in the series.
The Agarest series.
Morrowind
>>345392154
This.
I demand more nature
>>345393110
Tribes Ascend was excellent until Hi-Rez fucked it up though
>>345386824
Nigger I don't want the circle of life going on in my backyard.
>>345386824
>It's fucking nature
NOT IN MY YARD SON
:unsheates benelli:
>>345393683
I heard some of them were okay, but whatever they put on steam was one of the worst games I've ever played. Every fight was so long and tedious, but if you set it to auto-battle your guys were falling over each other to get themselves killed even if they were way overlevel for the area you were in.
>>345394095
2 was the best of the lot since the battle system was completely different from 1 and Zero. Battles went a lot faster.
Is Senran Kagura shitty enough for this? If not, I nominate War Gods on the N64.
>>345392154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PXZqAaWHIA
>2:15
>>345389702
did he died?
>>345393846
10/10
>>345393846
>>345390426
>It does to the person enjoying the game.
That's not only wrong, that's the kind of thinking that is actively harmful to the industry and a big reason why game reviews are all garbage.
Good/bad is objective
Fun or enjoyable is subjective
To use an extreme example, if someone tells you Big Rigs is good, they are mentally damaged in some way. It is totally okay to enjoy it or find it fun, but that does not make it good.
>>345395332
name an objectively good game
Not that it's bad, it's just considered bad.
>>345395750
My nigga.
>>345395578
Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
inb4 you point out a ton of flaws. It's a good game, not a perfect one. And there will be plenty of people that don't enjoy it just as there will be plenty of people that don't enjoy Se7en because it's not their type of movie. Just because Tom doesn't like police procedurals, that doesn't suddenly make it a bad movie. It makes it a good movie that Tom doesn't like.
dynasty warriors, basically all of them
i don't know what it is about them but i could spend hundreds of hours playing these shitty games
>>345395997
Where's that damn 4th chaos emerald?
aww yiss
>>345397313
Isn't one of the weapons in that game a beacon that sends a message into the past so a team can drop pianos into the future on enemies?
Because that's fucking rad.
Too Human for sure. The controls were wonky and the game was unbalanced and repetitive as fuck, but it was a blast playing thorigh it in co-op with a friend.
>>345397541
it's the Timestrike. All it technically does it record the exact time and location of the button press. Then, sometime after the game is over, Sam opens a portal to that time and drops a piano through it on the enemy.
It's a broken laggy piece of shit game but I love it
>>345397707
Weaponizing a stable time loop is more clever than a lot of other weapons I've heard of.
>>345396648
Wrong. That's an opinion. There's no such thing as an objectively good or bad game.
You can objectively state whether something was programmed properly or not or talk technical about graphics. Otherwise it's an opinion.
>>345398327
this. "Good" is so ill-defined on /v/ it can't possibly be objective.
>>345398475
If I like a game but you don't, it's good. If you like a game but I don't, it's bad.
>>345393439
Our tastes are almost equally shit.
>No Syndicate
You've saved your bandwidth well.
>>345400263
oh, okay.
>>345386401
When the video first started I thought that sound was the guy filming. I had no idea a deer could sound like that.
Shit source material and it was a movie game with ehh graphics.
Still fun though.
>>345386824
maybe they want to call somebody to get a goddamn bear out of their backyard
>>345400507
One of my mentors at my internship kept trying to convince me that I would love Syndicate, but honestly I'm not touching the series again until they make some much, much more significant changes away from Unity.Or maybe if they take the series to Periclean Athens. Golden Age Athens gives me the biggest history boner.
Dark Souls 1
>piss easy due to early 90s' AI
>runs like shit
>looks even worsemods don't count
>netcode barely fucking worked
>combat is 90% of the game and it feels like swinging air swords around
>story is stupidly cliche and is spoonfed to the player in long monologues
Still enjoyed it. Allah alone knows why.
>>345397687
>tfw it's literally illegal to sell this game anymore, no more copies are ever allowed to be made, and it is never allowed to be digitally distributed again
It's a shit game but if you own a copy you better hold onto it. It's going to be one of those sought after gems in a few years that people pay retarded sums of money for on eBay.
>>345386401
animals that scream like humans is my favorite
>>345386401that pic is hot
>>345400953
the leaker told /v/ that Egypt before Altair's time would be the next game. Also, don't listen to your mentors. You'd have more fun with the Arkham combat at Mad Max or Mordor than the less than half-assed job they did with that London mess.
>>345386210
I liked the first two MySims games. They were just furniture builders aimed at kids but they were super comfy to me.
>>345386210
EVO the Search for Eden
Its clunky as hell and the evolution mechanics were grindy and shllow. But it's nostalgic so I give it a pass.
It had some great tracks, but then there was shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNTgn_7SdNE
>>345400979
I agree with most of what you say
>>345390314
Fuck yeah I loved it.
>>345389702
>it's still alive and walking around while all it's internal organs are hanging out
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>345386824
autism?
a bear in your backyard definitely warrants a call to animal services
>>345401369
>the leaker told /v/ that Egypt before Altair's time would be the next game
I know, I was in the original thread. I was the one who called out the historical inaccuracy when he said there would be naval combat.
>>345401369
>Twelve (12) games down the series and enemies still watch you whack their buddies standing there like morons and attacking you one by one
>>345386210
>>345400979
it doesn't really look bad though
graphically it's crappy, but the designs and art is really nice
Anor Londo and Ash Lake are two of the coolest places I've seen
>>345401713
The time they had two guys attack you at the same time was just a fancy counter kill.
>>345386210
Men in Black the Game
Lego Island
Okage the Shadow King (Great story and characters, but a shit game.)
>>345394550
saved, love this shit, rats are horrible creatures
>>345401928
No, man. Vanilla DaS looks like garbage. Art direction wise it looks cool, yeah, but the actual game assets are low fi, and let's not even touch on its native rendering resolution.
>>345401189
>it's literally illegal to sell this game anymore
What the fuck? Why?
>>345402051
>Lego Island
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOSTALGIA STRIKE
>>345400979
>story is stupidly cliche and is spoonfed to the player in long monologues
Aside from the intro video there arent any long monologues in dark souls. Do you have adhd or something?
>>345400818
>tfw dead multiplayer
E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
I bought into the meme. The art looks great, the gameplay is smooth and fun, and the story/lore is part of the appeal, but its a bad game.
The enemies just spawn offscreen and mob you. The level design is horribly expansive considering you just walk to a place, talk to a guy, and kill some shit. Progression is grindy for little point. And while I don't mind a incoherent storyline, the story execution is really bad, there is no immersion or attachment to events. It just feels like a shitty source mod (I wonder why).
The memes are supreme though
>>345402280
Epic Games breached their contract with Silicon Knights regarding the use of the Unreal 3 engine, so Silicon Knights sued Epic. Then Epic counter-sued Silicon Knights for failing to pay royalties. Epic won the lawsuit, and Silicon Knights was ordered to pay them millions in damages, as well as recall and destroy all unsold copies of the game, remove it from all digital services, and never sell it again.
Aside of used copies on eBay/hiding in the used game bin at Gamestop, you literally cannot purchase Too Human.
>>345402051
>Okage
I thought I was the only person to play this game.
>>345402774
Wow that's bizarre. Good thing I still have my copy then.
>Oh no, they're attacking Sparta's walls with a fucking living colossus of Rhodes
>blasting through hordes of undead to grab Achilles' bitchin spear at Troy
>goddamn vikings and giants at the strait of Bosphorus
>piecing together Archimedes' deathray and leading an uprising in Athens
>Tiberius is a snivelling little Napoleon and Sejanus is a dark wizard or something
>final battle with the literal god of war
This kind of mindless romp wasn't going to further the medium any, but fuck me was it fun.
![KnackPreOrder_FeaturedImage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EU5r4PZ.jpg "KnackPreOrder_FeaturedImage[1].jpg")
Hands down one of the worst video games I've ever played. Perhaps not the absolute worse, but it's definitely in the top five worst I've ever experienced. It's universally hated here on /v/ and elsewhere for good reason. And yet, somehow, I had a blast with it.
Also, all the Assassin's Creed games.
>>345386210
when i see 2 animals like this i just cant to slice them up and eat them, like for real, i can only think about how tasty they would be
>>345394550
>The rat desperately trying to swim away even though the turtle is eating its bottom half
Fuck, man. I can't get that out of my head.
>>345402630
Crestfallen's, Gwynevere's and Fraamp/Kaathe's monologues are long when compared to the average amount of conversation in the game.
I'm not saying they're universally long, because long monologues require a lot of writing, and FROM wouldn't be caught dead putting actual effort into their games.
>>345387319
were you hoping this would get posted to /r/4chan?
>>345393431
It's pedantic and makes "natural" a meaningless term, but everything that humans do is natural.
>>345393431
Humans are a part of nature. Everything humans do is natural.
>>345389178
You fucking bite your tongue off, that game was one of the best multiplayer games of its generation. The dancing, the sniping and having the bodies just fall backwards, the intense explosions, the fact that the air of a rocket rushing by someone could kill them, the plethora of maps that had so many different play styles, the sounds that echoed as you could hear the grapple rape of some poor snow pirate, the intense VS fights, the fucking main character modeled after the most handsome actor on this fucking planet, and the dummy grenades.
Yeah fuck you if you think lost planet isn't liquid perfection.
>>345394550
Damn, no way could I own an animal that had to be fed like that.
>>345403045
I bought this game because the pictures in the back made it seem like you were just a generic soldier among an army. It did start that way, and honestly, while it's not an objectively good game by any means, it's pretty fun. I loved it.
I used to own/rent a defective copy that froze the console whenever I tried to save the game, so I had to play for days at a time hoping my PS2 wouldn't shit the bed. I restarted many times, and even got pretty far, once.
>be like 6 years old
>middle of the night
>look out the window
>there's a deer outside
>tell my dad there's a deer outside
>"okay, anon."
>turn on the lights in the backyard
>causes the reflective alien eyes of the deer
>get really scared
>tell dad the deer is possessed
>"okay, anon."
>deer is still looking right at me, alien bright eyes and all
>get really hysterical and start crying because I think the deer is going to charge the sliding glass door and kill me
>tell my father of my worries
>"(audible sigh) okay, anon."
>goes to the closet
>pulls out a rifle
>watch as my dad fucking ACES a demon deer
>deer just dying in our backyard
>dad comes back and sits down to his show
>"you okay, anon?"
>thank him and go to bed
I still don't know what he did with the corpse.
>>345403862
I never did play the multiplayer. Now that you mention it though, almost everything about the vital suits was genuinely good.
>>345388487
This. Shame its so short.
Best $10 I ever spent though.
>>345403593
nature is contrasted by reason
at least by any conventional understanding of the term
>>345403058
HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEEY
>>345404086
why are there so many mediocre/forgotten ps2 games about ancient greece & rome? pic related and also >>345403045
It's considered terrible by the 5 resident evil fans that know about it but it's a fucking first person light gun game with resident evil campy cutscenes and plot, it's bad but I don't see how compared to re4-6
>>345393439
not as bad as people made it out to be. if the intro wasnt so fucking boring it would be an easy 7.5/10
>>345403058
KNACK IS BACK BABYYYYY
AWW YEAH YOU LIKE THAT KNACK DON'T YA YA LITTLE BITCH
>>345402051
lego island is good though
>>345395750
its pretty god damn bad
>>345405445
>sident evil fans that know about it but it's a fucking first person light gun game with resident evil campy cutscenes and plot, it's bad but I don't see how compared to re4-6
I like dead aim and dont get its hate.
>>345386401
I thought bears only killed salmon for protein, that's weird.
>>345405445
>Resident evil 4
>Bad
The only time the words resident evil 4 and "bad" should be used in a sentence together is when it's structured as "Resident Evil 4 is a Badass game"
Please learn proper English before posting here ever again ok?
>>345405958
they kill what they can eat
no salmon in his backyard
bears like to eat fawn too
>>345401498
War is hell.
>>345405958
Protip: All animals are opportunistic omnivores that only tend toward whatever niche they fill.
I had an outdoors-class teacher tell me about an elk he saw eat a dozen chicks right out of the nest, just scooped them up one at a time.
Shadow the Hedgehog. Great soundtrack, and fucking look man I know I was an adolescent but that semi-hero ending where Shadow just decides he never should have been born still make me feel a little something for shadow the fucking hedgehog okay? Fuck you
>>345387319
Did you really just compare a bear killing a deer to humans killing each other?
>>345388406
TTS is terrible. And this is coming from a big MGS fan , whose first game was TTS.
>>345386210
Armored Core Silent Line
Resident Evil 0
>BILLY!!!
>>345386401
>filmed vertically
They deserved to die more than that deer did.
>>345386210
>thumperandbambi.jpg
>>345387496
>>345387806
>>345393431
>>345407936
It's nature :^)
>>345386210
Spore.
When I was younger -- 11 or so at the time of its release, not even yet a teenager -- and I didn't know anything about its wasted potential and broken promises, it was probably my absolute favourite game, even if the various "minigames" were objectively flawed and unappealing in multiple respects. I loved it because it let my imagination go wild with all the species and other things I created, spending hours in the various creators; I would conceive intricate backstories, carefully construct buildings and vehicles and ships around a unified theme, explore everything and anything to experience the creativity (or uncreativity) of others.
I would spend dozens of hours relaxing and letting my mind wander in the space stage, against the backdrop of the galaxy, and all its little procedurally-generated planets, and all the aliens and things made by millions of other people, and all the strange pieces of (actually excellent) ambient music, watching my tribe, civilisation, species grow and prosper. I knew (and was aggravated over the fact) that very little in the actual game mechanics reflected this "prospering", but it didn't matter, because I was able to imagine it all so vividly and naturally; everything sprang to life in my mind from the game's flawed simulation, and it was so oddly perfect and incomparable in the mind of the child I was.
I'm romanticising this, of course; romanticising a bad game for poorly doing things that, nevertheless, no game did before or since. I still think of it fondly, the nostalgia of the experience never leaving me, and I sometimes think about going back to it, wondering if I could get back into that creative trance.
>>345401069
As buggy and fucked up this game was it was pure fun.
Although it annoys the fuck out of me, I couldn't get enough of pic related for about 20 hours.
DESTREGA!
TEE! ERO! ESS! ESS! HAAAAAAAA!
Fun at fark 1v1 fighter that has possibly the worst story mode of all time
Maybe not my favorite, but Smash Brawl. I disliked playing the multiplayer though.
Although I hated Subspace Emissary for being a waste of resources and using ugly new enemy designs instead of nintendo enemies everyone loved, I had a strange drive to get all the stuff in it and beat the other single player mode stuff to unlock all the things, and without using gold hammers. I eventually lost interest though before I was able to do it though.
>>345386401
Being born is suffering
>>345395750
As someone who unironically loves the character and all the vocal themes of this game (Even Almost Dead), this game is really fucking bad
>>345401404
this game is so weird
>>345386210
Dungeon explorer for the turbo graphics.
Pretty mediocre but I had a lot of fun playing it with my brother.
>>345386210
>What's your favorite genuinely bad game
Deadly Premonition
>>345386210
Sonic and the black knight.
>>345411435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a95wnUKAt4k
Mercs was so good
>>345410992
people give spore a lot of shit but there was no way it was ever going to do all the things it was supposed to do at the scale it wanted to do it.
The creature creator was fantastic, I think it managed to be pretty iconic in its own way. Just overhyped as hell and had godawful drm policies.
>>345386401
Was it rape?
>>345405079
you must be older than 18 to post here
>>345404329
Don't worry about the corpse, was probably dragged off by a skinwalker.
>>345386401
Welp, time to look up furry guro art.
>>345403045
This is probably my brother's favorite game period. Hell he still goes back to it (and Curse of Darkness) for the same reason I go back to DMC3 or 4's Bloody Palace to go nuts with a sword for a while, minded or not.
Certainly a pick I'm satisfied with too.
>>345405445
4-6 aren't bad either. Their only real problem was the increasing distance away from the focused action/horror blend that spawned the franchise, and maybe 6's excessive QTE's.
>>345402051
>Men in Black the Game
Which one? Spooky Resi clone based on the first movie where some missed item or slight mistake could force you to start the whole game from scratch? Or pretty mediocre FPS based on the animated series? Or maybe crappy TPS for PS2?
I, personally, played both PS1 games. While RE clone was fairly interesting, the aforementioned chances of you messing up didn't let me finish it. Aw, well. And the FPS I played just for CG cutscenes which looked like some fancy 3D special of the original animated series. The gameplay itself with terrible PS1-era FPS controls, key collecting and boring maps was meh.
I Remember an old deer hunting sim I used to play along side a dbz fighting game ,doom, and chips challenged.
That one.
Drakengard. It's so shitty yet awesome at the same time. It's really hard to explain.
I thought LIMBO had a few good parts that made it worth playing.
Still not worth full price of course.
Naughty Bear
>>345386210
Dead Island. It's shit and terrible but I enjoyed it.
>>345388406
It's genuinely factually a horrible game.
The Duck Dynasty game where you play as John Luke.
>>345421670
said the jealous Sonyfag who is buttblasted that Nintendo is getting all of his precious """"""exclusives"""""""
>>345421396
I had my mouth hanging open because of how bad the story and atmosphere could be. The core melee gameplay, the little bit of free running in the city, and especially some of the indoor sections were legitimately good. Co-op is what made me actually have fun. It was always 4 giant black guys and the occasional aznqt so you always had racism to keep the group chatting.
Mega Man X6.
In fact, it's my second favorite X title after X1.
>>345421396
>>345422406
This. I played as Purna becuase her guns skills make her god tier from chapter 2 onwards.
>>345386210
That rabbit is trying to have sex with that deer, isn't it.
>>345386210
Dear Esther
No regrets, that game is heartbreaking once you decipher the bullshit story.
>>345414507
kys
>>345401069
dude, so much this. i would play through that first level through the post office over and over, pulling off crazy combos and chaining together wall running, kung fu and gunplay for hours.
>>345422574
>purna
>I want to use the worst weapon type in the game, constantly
>>345386876
Fucking this.
It is a really average shooter, but my god.
The history boner I have running through pompeii with an assault rifle is amazing.
>>345386210
Sonic '06
i'm awaiting a 360 emulator so I can play that shitty gem again
>>345422887
she's the character that makes guns actually worth using.
It was a bad game acting like it was purposely being a bad game.
It was still innovative as fuck and a lot of fun to play through.
Deadly Premonition by far.
The second other people join in, this becomes one of the worst beatemups ever because it has no idea how to scale difficulty other than spamming enemies.
Love it from a single player perspective though.
>>345393846
kek
Atlantis no nazo
Very much a candidate for worst jumping physics ever seen in a videogame, I seriously ask you try it just to see how bad it is. Brutally difficult and the game is basically a giant maze, playing it feels surreal. Almost like a yume nikki if that makes sense, exploring this clusterfuck of awful platforming has taken hours of my life.
Had Bubsy as a kid on the Genesis. Yes, it is dogshit and pretty terrible all around, but I still have a soft spot for it.
>>345422604
I really enjoyed it because of the mod back then. I was really excited for the dev that he was going to make a retail game for it.
Little did we know it was to be the first in the long line of "walking simulators.
>>345422604
>man's wife/lover dies in car crash
SO
FUCKING
TRAGIC
So tragic that they had to let you down gently with more purple prose than a fedora wearing 14 year old.
E.Ψ.E: Divine Cybermancy
>>345410042
Smartphones are engineered to be filmed vertically.
>>345423787
>lose your wife/child
>isolate yourself to an island
>break your leg, suffer fever-dreams from an infection
>throw yourself off a radio tower to end it all
Yeah, tragic.
>>345422574
>>345423478
>that one exit that you can only access if your character dies over a specific spot
after watching it on GCCX I don't think I could ever stomach playing somethin like that. Trying to go through the Tower of Druaga blind scarred me for life.
>>345386210
I legitimately love this game and have never seen it mentioned anywhere on here.
The AI is fucky, the campaign is piss easy, the controls are wonky, but there's something really satisfying about flying across the map in a Jetpack and curbstomping the enemy from the sky.With mod campaigns I'd actually call this game really good, Void Wanderers turns the game into an XCOM meets FTL kind of game.
![Alone_in_the_Dark_5_(PC)[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1ZyG4sU.png "Alone_in_the_Dark_5_(PC)[1].png")
Although I've only played the demo I thought it was awesome, like the idea of having to find different ways to kill the demons and craft ammo rather than being generic and killing everything with whatever gun. Really liked the opening too where you had to keep blinking otherwise you couldn't see shit.
Viking: Battle for Asgard is a pretty good shit game
>300 simultaneously rendered bugs
>Super powerful weapons
>Blasting corridor holes into bug lines and surviving in them
I have yet to hear of anyone completing it.
>>345425045
>I've only played the demo
Good, keep it that way. It had some decent ideas but the execution was complete shit.
>>345425318
I finished it, it was alright.
Those little bugs that threw blue acid were such a pain in the ass in the hardest difficulty.
>>345388247
Sad panada link?
>>345402051
>lego island
>bad
I'll fucking cut you
>>345400726
Yeah, creepy
>>345424786
My man.
It really does shine with mods, the community is great.
>Warhammer bolters that actually penetrate inside of things before exploding and can be loaded with acid or incindiary rounds
>sniper rifles so powerful you can use them as impromptu jetpacks
>god-tier joke weapons like pistols that shoot yourself at the enemy
Mass Effect 3
People claim it's bad but I found it quite fun.
>>345386210
Brütal Legend.
The gameplay is shallow and all over the place, but I love the whole presentation so much that I still find it really enjoyable.
>>345401189
They printed like a billion copies of Too Human because it was supposed to be a huge deal. A vidya store in my city has used copies piled up to the ceiling. It's never going to be worth anything
Sonic and the Secret Rings
It's actually a good game, the problem is you have to put over a dozen hours into it in order to level up and obtain enough skills to make it a good game
Sonic 06 is just a guilty pleasure of mine. I usually have a lot of fun playing it, since I ignore all the glitches and what not
Black Knight is considered bad, but I genuinely think it's a good game
People jerk off over EXE but this is underrated as fuck
>>345428763
If it's genuinely bad, how can it be underrated?
>>345428909
I'd argue that SF 3 is just as good as BN 2/3, and SF 1 was decent enough, around BN 5 tier. 2 was the only genuinely bad one.
FF13.
Although I dont really think it's bad.
RE 5&6
it is alot of fun with a friend.
Deadly Premonition
>>345390850
you might be anemic
Shadowrun, the fps.
What a buggy, poor controlling mess that I absolutely adored and am so upset it's dead.
Overwatch fills that gap somewhat but gust gliding my way to the other end of a map while bleeding out to my tree is some dumb mechanical shit that will never happen in another game.
>>345387870
If you have all the Sonic stages unlocked and just play them on Level Select it can actually be kinda fun to speedrun levels. The game's still awful, but at least it's consistently awful to the point where you can learn where glitches happen.
>>345386210
I really like Sonic Adventure.
Borderlands 2
I have no excuses for this game, but I have >400 hours in it.
>>345388907
It's not really a bad game, it has some great looking weapons and enemies. Honestly I prefer SS2's aesthetics over BFE
>>345425970
here you go.
>>345411251
it´s not genuinely bad, it has great parts interspersed with too little work done, and some questionable design decisions.
Seriously, people here are retarded.
If you liked game it's not bad game, fuck. How hard concept is that?
>>345432773
Just because you like something doesn't inherently make it good
Good to YOU maybe, but not the general consensus
WoW
>>345433017
What is general consensus? Consensus of a lot people that opinion and tastes i don't care about because i have my own?
If i liked game, it's good game and i don't care what some children from anime image board think about it.
/v/ shits, literally, on every game ever existed, /v/ opinion is a joke.
>>345432773
That's not true at all, considering a game can be objectively shit. If there's just differing opinions because people don't like the content as much as each other, then it can still be a good game, just not to some people.
>>345431842
heh
no "butt" seriously other anon here. got source?
FFXIV
Tenchu Z
