>win close game
>type gg ez
>instant salt
why is it so damned funny?
what I love is playing the game people a few days later - if they win they will spam "HAHAHA ANON GG FUCKING EZ". I don't even remember them but clearly they got fucking MAD to remember me.
>>345385074
>>345385171
He's right
>>345385391
>t. Boyca
>>345385391
gg ez
>>345385545
>>345386759
t. 16 year old memer
>>345385074
He's right tho, it makes you look like an underage fool who just won a game for the first time on his life or a russian shitter.
>>345387000
The salt runs so deep
>>345387246
Doens't make it any less true. I have over 10 years playing online games, i know every personality type at this point.
>>345385074
Is it really worth the ban you'll eventually get though?
>>345387442
EZ
>>345385074
this is the kind of people that play on PC
losers that have to brag about winning some random match online, top kek
at least pro-players do it for money
>>345385074
bait
the fact that it was close contradicts that it was an easy game for you, if it was that easy then it would never have been a "close game" would it edgelord.
>>345388008
>be me
>in pro play
>win tournament match
>type "gg ez"
>enemy team laughs
There's always one weirdo everygame who needs to try and get a rise out of somebody , go outside occasionally, you won't be so angry all the time.
>>345385074
You are trolling, of course you will generate salt.
>Loss close game
>Someone tells you gg ez
How would you react?
>>345387442
lol
>>345388130
You people are literally retarded holy shit.
Why do people get so upset over this shit
>>345385074
right click
report
harassment
you will be more upset when you're banned :^)
>>345388279
GG ez counter attack
>>345388130
it's those types of games where you can harvest the most amount of salt, enemy team is already buttfrustrated from letting a close game slip, getting a gg ez on top of that brings some pretty fun reactions
>>345388347
>Getting banned for typing ggez
>Reporting for bantz
The Blizzard hugbox, everyone.
>>345385074
>>345387246
>>345388279
>salt
off to twitch with you faggots
>>345385074
>last night play some pharah on gibraltar
>use my skills to maneuver into the face of a random widowmaker and rape her
>dude immediatedly gets salty as fuck and remains butthurt the entire match, getting even more mad each time i kill him
the rest of the players wanted everyone to report him for "being toxic", like the fuck? who doesn't enjoy some good asspain
>>345388279
>y-you too
>fuck off
>just like urmum :^)
>>345387442
>i know every personality type at this point
You should compile a list
>Lose match
>Say ez
Works every time
>>345388498
Anti twitch? So edgy, you loser.
>>345387968
Back in the days the joke not only had to be annoying to be funny, the context was also important, nowdays simplifications of LOLUMAD or LOLiTROLLEDu are enough to make children think they look epic of the internet, even online gaming is ruined by modern generations and you re part of the cancer killing it.
>>345385074
Because you're autistic
>>345387783
>>345388347
why would i get banned though? if the enemy team is bad i feel it is my duty to tell them they are bad by mentioning the game was easy, or "ez". it is merely meant to help people improve, or "git gud"
>>345388639
wE are ezily epic u fucking dumdum tryhard
>>345388323
we all know what this thread is for so here, i'll give you what you want:
(you)
>win
>lol enemy team is scrubs
>lose
>lol team is scrubs
works even better if you're in the bottom half of the score
>>345387783
No bans for bantz in dota or CSGO. Then again making people rage quit is seen as a legitimate tactic there. Speaking of, anyone here see the purs salt machine emotes that were the battle cup prizes?
Stop saying salt. We need a new word. If we over use salt we will run out of it and have nothing to replace it with.
>>345385074
Because it roots out the most thin skinned faggots. gg ez can easily just be dismissed
>>345388778
>We need a new word
Semen
>>345388750
You really don't realize what you are doing, do you?
You will remember my words when you look 5 years from now and see gaming online turned into nothing but monkeys shit flinging eachoter.
>>345388763
what your post was the bait you fucking retard.
the whole point of OP is that a close game brings more asspain
>>345388638
Twitch is cancer though.
>>345388620
>spectate during end of match
>say ez
>Lose first round
>'gg ez' from opposing team
>Smug smiley faces galore
>Beat them next round
>Silence
>They end up leaving before we win
OF COURSE I'M MAD
Matchmaking ruins everything you can never let people eat their words they just fuck off and pretend it didn't happen if they lose or congratulate you for sticking around by calling you trash when you lose.
>>345388279
I would ignore it because i'm not a fucking faggot
>>345385074
Is there even a non-salty response? It's the new "U MAD".
>>345388778
But salt is one of the main ingredients of sweat and tears.
>>345389054
id tell you to read >>345388130 again properly but I'm fairly certain that you can barely read at all so i wont bother.
>lose game
>instantly type "WE DID IT REDDIT!"
>win game
>instantly type "WE DID IT REDDIT!"
>mfw a turbonerd got mad as I used my pharah ult just to kill him
>he was a mercy
>we won the game just because of that
After that the faggot kept talking shit in the all chat saying stuff like "WOW YOU'RE SO BAD TO WASTE YOUR ULT TO KILL 1 DUDE", "WOW YOU MISSED A SINGLE ROCKET YOU'RE SO BAD"
I just said that I just turned on my monitor and then raped him for the next 2 maps when he ragequitted. It felt good.
>all these replies to my op
LUL
EASY
>>345388696
OP's image looks like its from overwatch where you can get banned for saying gg ez if get reported enough and bans on overwatch are permanent so just doesn't seem worth getting the whole game taken away from you just because you want to make people salty for like five minutes max.
>>345389247
Yes faggot.
If somebody says GG, you say GG back. Doesn't matter if they're sarcastic.
>people who say salt
This is like the new version of going U MAD U MAD U MAD LOL U MAD?!?!!
>>345388696
Most people are aware when they get stomped hard online, all you are doing is rubbing salt in the wound, it's unnecessary and agitating.
>>345385074
>Do terrible on a team
>Have team carry me
>"ggez all me"
>>345389364
That only works for regular gg, the "ez" makes it impossible to respond.
>>345389304
>>345389304
it's my op you fucking faggot
>>345389405
Aww does your booty hurts baby?
>>345389543
Top tier bants, holy shit
>this thread
>>345387442
>>345388639
>>345389053
Go to bed grandpa
>>345389543
Oooo nice anon Imma use that next time.
daying ez should not get you banned. It is valid tactic to enrage your enemy so they will more likely focus only you and do errors.
>>345389265
Maybe you can't write at all because that post is fucking retarded.
The whole point is that it contradicts shit.
Just give players the option to mute the chat altogether.
Problem solved.
*decapitate*
*point down*
>>345388769
>do absolute shit
>team still wins
>"gg all me"
>team loses
>"would have won if I wasn't carrying my team"
>team is buttdevestate and proceeds to scream about how useless I was
Too easy.
>play on a server with global chat
>every time you get a kill
>"rekt"
>"rekt"
>"get rekt"
>"rekt scrub"
>"rekt"
>"ohhhhhh get rekkkkkkkt"
>Salt levels are at critical capacity
>somebody kills me back
>"OHHHH REKT FAGGOT REKT REKT REKT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW? GETTTTTT REKKKKKKTTTTTT"
oh yeah, they were mad
>>345388459
>Taking the opportunity to get someone banned
>Hugbox
lol
>>345389761
Why shouldn't they try to get you banned? It's a valid tactic too or there wouldn't be a reporting mechanism.
>>345390061
T. A salty nigger.
>gg 2ez bunch of trash
>?
>ROFLUMAD??????
>EZEZEZEZEZED UNINSTALL TRASH
Every single time.
>>345388402
This.
It's always funny every time.
>>345390124
>>345385391
GG EZ
>tfw your opponent is really salty at you, and you can tell because they try to run past your entire team to get to you
>at the last checkpoint in less than 3 mins with a jank team comp
>people from the enemy team start leaving
this game produces the best salt.
>>345390165
That'll be $39.99 plus unlocks sir
>>345389297
You needed your ult as pharah to kill a mercy? Sick skillz
>>345390165
>>>>/twitch/
>pick some dumbass name like xXilovecheeseprosniper6969Xx or some shit
>be as cheap as possible
>spam :) like crazy in chat
Feels good when some retard tells you to 1on1 with some shit gun and you push his shit in.
>in RL hit a bad defend
>Great pass!
>every time
They get salty after a while, mostly trying to demo.
Funniest shit to do is end game for me
>Win
>GG EZ
>those mean comments at me
>Lose
>GG EZ
>those mean comments at me
>Win but I feed
>GG EZ GET CARRIED TEAM
>all those comments from my team
>anons itt getting butthurt over a green text
>>345385074
I always find it funny when others say ggez no matter if I lost, it's always so out of place that I can't help but laugh.
I still don't get the over-sensitivity of people, what the fuck.I usually try to fix things saying "relax man, it's just a video game ;)" but it only makes things worse.
>>345391016
This seems more like a fanfic thread.
>your team beats the enemy team easily, the enemy team isn't a challenge at all
>people on both teams say gg at the end
>>345388279
I wouldn't say anything, because I don't give a fuck. Close games win or lose are fun.
The games I give a fuck about are the ones I get completely dominated in.
>>345391303
>people nowadays get easily triggered by common manners and sportsmanship
where and when did this stupid ass meme start
I swear to god, there will come a day people will get offended after someone saying "hello" or "good morning" to them
Doesn't stop me from being "toxic"
I kind of agree. I always like to shit talk especially after a easy game but when I see someone on my team I can't help but imagine they're about 14 years old. They're normally really obnoxious the whole game and
type
like this
the whole
game
>>345391978
If saying it would be a blatant lie then it's better just not to say it.
>>345392046
>action has been taken against someone you reported
>you have been given another report ticket
>>345392046
How can I see this?
>>345392046
Game
>>345390401
>they die without laying a finger on you
>salt doubles
>>345392450
League of Legends
>>345385074
Because you're 15 or a manchild.
>bmfags think people are actually mad
People are just annoyed because your uninspired toxicity just clogs up the game and prevents people from having meaningful conversations.
>>345390010
>>345388347
The only correct thing to do whenever given the opportunity.
Though I can't see it happen to the individuals, its still funny watching butt mad "le epic trolls" come to /v/ to whine about how they got banned for trying to be "le epic troll".
>>345388498
>salt
>twitch
this is an 18+ website.
>>345393007
Anon, ":)" isn't toxic. Bitching about getting killed or anything else is toxic.
>>345389247
I just casually countertroll them. They almost never take the bants as well as they dish them out anyways
>>345393007
lmao you mad?
There is an art to this. People like >>345385284 talks about, they're ultramad and worthy of laughing at in their own right.
I love just typing 'ez' or 'gg' and forgetting about it. Makes people mad af, and you just do it once with a smug air of superiority. If you get too invested, you just come off like a try hard wanker.
>>345392876
GG THIS TEAM
People get unreasonably upset if you say "Thanks for the fun game!" after every match.
>>345390412
>Four soldiers
>A Reinhardt
>A Lucio
Yeah, what a JANK team comp. Might as well be playing six zenyattas. So jank lol.
>>345390412
My personal favourite salt generator is the 6 Torbjorn defense on Hollywood. I've yet to see any attacking team comp break through on that map, the sight lines and short respawn run just favour turrets so heavily they can't do shit.
Every time you get a slew of insults interspersed with very colourful 4 letter words.
>>345389530
the response is, 'because you didn't do shit all game long?'
>>345387442
>I have over 10 years playing online games
>he thinks thats impressive
>>345392225
holy fuck dude
do you think people REALLY "mean it" when they say "good morning" or "what's going on"
how god damn autistic are you
>>345385545
can we stop this shitty fucking /int/ meme? please
>>345393658
People also get mad as hell if you spam 'Well Played!!' chat command after every mistake they make.
>>345393815
You don't actually want the other person to have a good day? Where's your empathy?
>some faggot says ez round 1
>end up winning
>say "ez"
>win game
>say ez pz
>lose
>say ez pz
works everytime
>tfw you don't cry just because other people act like moron in an internet game
>>345390401
>salty
ok can we go back to "u mad" already? this is getting old
>>345393007
>prevents people from having meaningful conversations.
yeah man every game would be filled with meaningful conversations at the end if it wasn't for people saying gg
>>345394304
Where is her nose?
You can do the opposite effect too, if they're already demoralized.
>Beating the enemy player so bad that they just stop moving and accept death.
>message
>"GG close hahaha"
>>345394489
We will never know, will we?
>"goodbye man"
>"wait, what do you mean by GOOD bye exactly? are you implying I'm not to be seen ever again? as in, I'm going to die? are you wishing I was dead? wow that's rude, take that shit back please"
I hate this generation.
>>345394491
Unfortunately she lost it in a bar fight
>team of russian smurf accounts annihilate yours
>one of them types "ez"
>point out the fact that they are playing on smurf accounts
>goes completely silent
Poor Ruskies. Can somebody please give them an education that doesn't only qualify them for shoe factory labor and squatting?
Right here.
>>345394935
Where?
It's pretty much the "u mad?" or "pwned" of times long past. It means nothing.
>>345394935
>tfw anime has turned so low budget shitty that they can't even afford to animate a nose anymore
>>345395125
Even the best of them lose their nose from time to time.
I like to troll people by saying "gg, well played" when it was actually bg and they did not play well at all. Somebody stop me.
>>345387783
What shitty games ban you for anything said in chat?
>>345387442
>I have over 10 years playing online games
Poe's Law. I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
gg God bless
>>345398142
>God
LOl dumb idiot religion is not welcome here
>>345398383
That's the kind of responses it gets and that's why it's always fun to say
Good game, I'll pray for you
>>345388279
I wouldn't, because it's blatant.
