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Well?
I want to kiss that soft lips
'Game overs are a failure of the game designer.'
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>>345350496
Is this American pizza or something?
>>345350325
did she always had such a big forehead?
>>345350325
Well?
>>345350617
It was a restaurant that thought really big pizza was good pizza and that taking sundays off was a good idea
>>345351276
COMBOAlways
>>345350884
She has an enormous forehead dude, that's why she has long bangs.
>>345351276
What gaaaame
>>345350496
What's the story behind this 'za?
>>345350496
>>345351375
I'd eat that pizza.And instantly have a heart attack.
>>345351492
Thats an American "thin crust" pizza
>>345351542
It was so thick the dough was still raw in some parts
>>345350325
Going for 'za because I'm a vegetarian
>>345351621
What episode?
>>345350496
Honestly don't get this meme at all, shit looks delicious.
>>345350325
How did he get away with this?
>>345351375
>really big pizza
That's thin crust anon.
>>345351740
Because you play as a woman.
>>345350325
where's the option for the 'go 'za?
>>345351484
Beyond: Two Souls
>>345351684
Pantaleone's
>>345351685
that's because you don't have the palette of a world class chef, an artform just as subjective and bullshit as painting
>>345351850
Thank you
>>345350325
What the fuck is "Asian Beef"?
>>345350617
American/Non Italian pizza is objectively better than Italian pizza. All Italian cuisine was developed by the poor italian farmers who had to make do with what they had and its reflected in their crackers with a sprinkle of cheese, two drops of sauce and a banana pepper on it.
>>345352323
Poor bait i give it 2/10
>>345352301
Cat
>>345351685
That cheese looks terrible first off. And the crust looks kind of undercooked.
>>345352301
Dog meat
>>345352434
It's not bait its fact. Italian flatbread pizza is okay but its nothing to write home about. When the italians came over and got access to better ingredients due to not living in a poor third world country they improved upon the pizza and made it better.
>>345350325
>cultural appropriating food
>>345353160
I always hated the implication that "this is what young people eat! XD"
>>345352019
>artform just as subjective and bullshit as painting
Ha, yeah, that dumb subjective discipline about which there are literally tens of thousands of pages of criticism, discussion, and discourse about the standards by which our culture assesses aesthetic merit, interprets based on technique, and finds personal meaning.
Retard.
>>345352829
Stop, that's not even funny.
>>345352829
Not that guy but its objectively better, went on a trip and you don't find greasy shit like that >>345350496
>>345353368
>what is circlejerking in a huge industry
please keep paying $100 for a burrito, moron
>>345350325
Asian because asian food is the classiest food
>>345351684
>>345350325
â–³ CUM
Pizza.
My chicken curry and asian beef are both really good, but they pale in comparison to my Pizza, which is so good I haven't been able to enjoy any restaurant Pizza since perfecting it.
>>345351427
huh, first time i realized that
>>345351685
Brain problems
>>345351685
>Topping is just melted cheese, no gratin at all
>A few greasy lumps of meat and nothing else
>Massive dough rolls with no flavor other than dough, so think it's not even cooked through.
>Layer of cheese and sauce so thick you have to eat it with a spoon.
Come on lad, none of that Pizza looks anywhere near good. It doesn't even look competent.
>>345350325
KEY CHOICES...THEY MUST BE MADE!
>>345351685
I'm a fat fuck, and even I think that pizza is too much. The dough is too thick and so is the cheese.
>>345353540
You don't have to pay money for art to understand and appreciate it. And the idea that all art movements can just be reduced to the ebbs and flows of the "art industry" is plain dumb. Not to antagonize, but are you really into STEM?
>>345351427
She looks like Alexa Von Tess.
>>345353549
I don't give a shit, I would probably eat some of that pizza.
>>345350496
Gimme pizza
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>>345351492
is the best 'za in denva
>>345350482
Did he really say that?
What a fucking hack.
>>345352829
FUCK YOU MAMMA MIA I'LL MANDO A FANCULO LA TUA FAMIGLIA
>>345351276
How do you even number 2 without 1 if you didn't pee for some time
>>345353549
>Flips the slice upside down
>Woooow my food is falling
Is Gordon Ramsey the DSP of cuisine?
>>345353549
Waitress girl is so cute. ;_;
>>345351740
That's a shop right?
>>345355996
It better be.
>>345355340
>press triangle to COMBO
I'm a vegetarian so I guess I'd have to go with the pizza.
>>345350496
>that was the thin crust
>>345356929
Would the thick crust be a nice 'go 'za?
>>345351492
>'za
holy shit folks an actual legitimate autistic person, not just internet "autism"
>>345357093
>he didnt watch the episode
>>345357087
What are you saying?
>>345356618
anon stop my dick
>>345357087
>'za
>>345357280link?
>>345357774
ill spoon feed you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
>>345355191
>Serve raw dough
>The toppings fall off just by picking up the slice off the tray
>>345357328
>>345357629
>doesn't know about the wonders of a tasty 'go 'za
Best episode
>>345350325
I'm having Pizza and wings tomorrow, so I guess I'll go with Asian Beef tonight.
>>345358312
>tfw my history teacher showed us that episode to show us how not to be a fucking moron in the business world
Best teacher I ever had
>>345350325
>Pizza isn't mapped to the triangle button
>>345355191
Gordon bitches about everything.
>>345350496
you're a big pizza
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10GnNkvE8hD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZRngkVrvRc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zoU4O72A1K
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dF2a6hayDq
>>345350496
perfect derail
https://tcrf.net/Beyond:_Two_Souls
It still pisses me off how people rag on the chad guy for running off while she's having her """rape""" flashbacks.
As if there wasn't an invisible murder ghost rampaging in the very same room.
>>345355191
You stupid nigger he just picked it up as a normal human being would. Everything shouldn't immediately fall off like that just from picking up a slice.
>>345350325
I'm just still wondering how or why we haven't gotten that ellen page model ported for SFM porn yet.
>>345359778
>that scream
Why is Ramsay so perfect for documentaries?
https://youtu.be/4SAkq6lsnoE
>>345359778
What, were they pulling out her fingernails or something?
>>345359778
>Go to seedy truck stop dressed up like a punk whore
>Stay at a table all by yourself while peeking over at the burly truckers drinking at the bar, eventually start playing pool and bending over the tables while suggestively hiking your mini-skirt clad ass towards the patrons
>They want to fuck, have your ghost brutally murder all of them
>You are now le tragic rape victim, go home and do a combo
Bravo Ellen.
>>345362048
You just know that once Ramsey left and the cameras went with him, they went back to slicing fins without remorse
>>345362713
China should have been nuked.
>>345359778
>Disturbing
Not very convincing.
>>345364580
Fuck, that wasn't the image I thought it was.
>>345351578
>this one pizza is indicative of the quality of pizza of an entire nation that averages over 3 non-chain pizza establishments per small town
Not even going to get into the amount of different pizza places in actual cities. You see an extreme variation in pizza styles and qualities even in small towns in the U.S.
>>345350325
I pick SHAUN!
>>345357952
shh shh keep it on /ck/ bro
>>345358926
No he doesn't.
He only bitches about things that are bad. It's just that most restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares are utter shit.
>>345355191
He has 16 michelin stars, I'm sure he knows how to hold a pizza.
>>345352019
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Because its Ramsay fault no one was eating at the restaurant because the food is disgusting
>>345359221
For you
C'MERE YOU
CHOPPED ONIONS
INTO THE PAN
>>345350325
>>345351276
>>345351740
What the fuck is this game even about
>>345358312
Shes a real life Yandere
>>345354913
He's not wrong.
>>345368645
Shouldn't you be on tumblr right now?
>>345365751
He has 0 stars for cooking though. All of his Michelin stars are in restaurants he owns or manages. His own mentor, the man who taught him to cook said he's a piss-poor chef.
>>345368284
rich white girl simulator
you can bitch about the patriarchy then go home and fuck a hung chad
Pizza is shit. Here's how you make real food.
>>345369293
Shouldn't you fucking know what you're talking about instead of reading 3 words on a post and believing it's true?
>>345369784
Is that a corn dog or a banana he's deep frying?
>>345369964
>too pleb to identify high cuisine
>>345370067
>food on a stick is high cuisine
I wish Yurop would go.
>>345370160
that's a meatloaf, you fucking idiot.
>>345351740
>>345370067
>Jack
>High cuisine
>>345370067
>raw
>>345370376
That's very good you autistic smegma-eating faggot. Now, follow the conversation back to its source where he described the food on the stick of the previous video as high cuisine. Once there, write an apology to your father for having turned out the way you did and then neck yourself.
>>345353549
>IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWWWWW
>>345370160
>Amerilards in charge of reading comprehension
toppest of keks
>>345369784
>the oil wasn't even hot
ACT
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>>345370820
>implying European Caliphate is literate at all
>>345350325
>seducing someone with wicked curry mouth
>seducing someone with greasy pizza chops
Asian beef, famalambo
>>345371031
>english speakers
>reading
>>345350325
Life is Strange is like a game David Cage always wanted to make but never will.
>>345357858
waitress is a qt :3
>>345369784
Watching ja/ck/ makes me mad, and I can barely cook.
>fills the jar so full he can't put the corndog in without the batter spilling everywhere
>drops it into room temp oil and then lets it float there
>cooks food way too hot for way too short, so it's burnt outside and FUCKING RAW inside
>nearly chokes his son to death
>is giddy about napalming palestinians
