What kind of video game character would you date
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>>345348640
What am I even looking at?
>>345349214
That's a boy
>>345348640
Was that supposed to be a question?
>>345349339
Hentai Doom
>Dating a video game character
And have all the bs problems that they have to deal with? No thanks
>>345349339
Censored H-Doom. I, too, would date a mommyfu hell knight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecH7FAmhBQA
Oh, some drop dead sexy babe who in public will treat me like property, boss me around, and generally regard me as little more than labour.
She'd do the same at home, but on rare occasions when she feels generous or is in a good mood she'll let me make love to her for a solid night.
>>345349747
Wait, you shoot them with plain old water? I don't get it.
>>345350280
You don't want to hurt the cutie patootie demon girls, do you?
>>345350415
No, but its odd that just squirting them with water is enough to make them horny.
............I need a squirt gun.
>>345350415
Still think it's a huge waste of time making ugly new weapons for this. Just edit the beams and sparks so they look energy or something at most. I honestly wish one could disable those ugly ass toy weapons.
i would date a real girl, y'know, in real life
>>345351156
Weirdo.
>>345351156
>he likes 3D
laugh at this fool
>>345351591
>I AM SILLY
>>345351223
Fuck off tripslut.
>>345349425
And?
>>345349425
>>345352103
For you
>>345348640
What wad?
how do I get a gf?
>>345352670
Play pokemon go.
>>345352670
Be rich.
>>345351591
Tripfag in the thread? Where?
>>345352670
become complacent in the fact that will you never get one
i did it early and its working out great
>>345350613
you make them wet you retarded retard retard
>>345352670
girlfriends are overrated. just get a hooker from time to time. that way you will even save money and drama as gfs are more expensive than hookers in the long run. also no drama
>B-BUT I want to cuddle and talk about silly things and do things together like watching rom-coms while holding hands
What are you, a fucking faggot?
>>345348640
This is some nice 2D porn you have OP.
>>345352670
>Get in to shape
>Get a hairstyle that matches your head shape
>Get a semi-decent job
ORC
FEM ORC
>>345351793
>mspaint comics taught me everything I know
>I am too retarded to just call it a "strawman fallacy"
Stop being retarded
>>345354219
>Get a semi-decent job
this is the most important part
nothing is more unsexy and gets pussys to dry up faster than unemployment
>>345354468
What determines how decent a job is? What you do or how much you make?
>>345348640
>>345355145
mostly the latter, but if you're doing something super cool it can make up for the pay being shit in the eyes of some women
>>345356374
Hm...shit.
Is 16 an hour decent?
>>345355145
work with hospitals
not INSIDE hospitals
WITH hospitals
bitches and whores everywhere
>>345349425
good
>>345357615
>>345352103
What are you?
Gay?
I want to date Fuuka!
>>345358095
weird haircut
>>345355145
Any job that can go somewhere/makes more than minimum wage.
I mean no way she's 27 or she's aging like milk but still would be p cool to date
>>345352670
chloroform
>>345359675
It's short, modest and cute, just like Fuuka herself
